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This game simultaneously lets you live a power fantasy while also tearing you back down to earth when you become complacent for more then 5 seconds. I hate it ♡.

You ever somehow know that a girl is cute just by listening to her voice?

To anyone trying to kill Commander Zhalk the Cambion, bring a 2-3 of the big chests in the ship and put them in the hall before the door. This will block the 2 extra coming is placed right. Have Shadowheart cast command on Zhalk to drop weapon (best done if he’s stunned) and have someone pick up the blade. You can circle beat him down after and should have enough time to kill the mindflayer and get to the helm

in our campaign my wizard found the spellbook of a long dead wizard (theres a lot of story there but nvm) at a very low level (before like level 4 i think) and as the campaign progressed and i did things that advanced that part of the story the book leveled up twice, and became the best magic item i couldve hoped for (i paid for it with my sanity tho)

Definitely going try using preset inspiration triggers moving forwards. Good idea!

I randomly clicked on the video from my recommendations and was surprised at the end, when you said ''1000 subscribers''. I thought, without looking, this was one of those 100k+ views video about bg3. Continue your work, the quality was great and hopefully more people will be seeing this!

Who's here before this vid blows up?

The description point is very true. I am currently in a game (not D&D, but it applies still) where the DMs little narrations add a lot to the vibe and give a stronger sense of the world.

Your video randomly ended up in my recommendations, thanks UA-cam, and it was a really insightful and kurzweiliger watch, that put some ideas into my head for my DMing. So thanks, great video.

It really does seem like it was built to be the perfect procrastination game. You pop in and instantly get to action, you reach temples pretty quickly for easy places to stop, and save and quit just puts you right back on your desktop. Its constantly calling to me while I'm doing work on the PC 😂

Me with my homing luminous drill, blissfully unaware of the ENTIRE FUCKING EARTH THAT I AM STANDING ON

Awesome production quality! Here at 1.01k subscribers!

No clue why I said "Uni" at the start, very goofy line

its happening, phd in noita is real

2:17 really like the silence there from you

ah, the game where exploiting the mechanics is the intended way to play

MAGICK 🪄😴😨🤯💥🔥🔥🔥💀 🫡

now lets see them lose a 12 hour god run and see if they have the same reaction lol

1:00 hamis is not evil he was just scared :(

One must imagine the Noita happy

Noita is the only game where i can spend 6-7 hours in a single run, die to my own summon while polymorphed into a mimic chest and still be proud of myself

Bro so delusonial he thought he completed 10%

3:23 He's such a prodigy. New to the game and already knows that math is for blockers.

I love this game, put literal hundreds of hours into it, it's so fun and addictive. The dumb jokes are a big part of the charm, the game has that 2000's/early 10's SOUL and is very proud about it. Very sad that the sequel didn't really live up to it. Also you can play splitscreen coop way more easily with way less of a hassle using the "Nucleus Co-op" program, works wonders. Just be sure to read the guide P.S.: Based Zer0 liker, The grand assassin supreme, All we shall 0ne sh0t.

nice video, Prey is such an amazing game that sadly went so under the radar of the public

Check out DunkOrSlam or Nymphs if you want to learn about wand building, probably contain some spoilers.

I am your 1000 subscriber, man!

you must subscribe to this man

When I realized there was so much to discover in Noita, I wanted to hand-draw the whole map as I discovered the secrets of the game. I never did that because I have everything in my memory, but it would be an amazing experience to do after you realize you have the keys to everything in Noita. Highly recommend, I talked about this stuff with some people in the discord and others have done it, it's cool

I normally dislike hard games but I love Noita. I have died a lot but never felt it was frustrating. If it was introduced to me as a 'super hard game where everything is out to kill you' I probably wouldn't have picked it up. But I heard of it as a 'wand building game with pixel physics' and now it's become one of my favorite games of all time.

I once had a run where I got perk lottery, fire immunity and explosion immunity in the first holy mountain. After 30 seconds in 2nd biome I found a chest with a wand that had always cast nukes on it and I thought that it was the luckiest run I would ever have. After shooting the nuke couple of times and marveling how everything just disappeared, a big chunk of rock fell on me from above and killed me.

Spending two hours creating my character, just for the game to go like "Okay now create another." I didn't know if I should laugh, cry, our just outright give up at that point lmao

This game is deeper than you think and its truly magical. I played it 1.2k hours and im far to be done to stop playing it evan 40 hour run got riped by polymorphin.

This game is the embodiment of the phrase "Thanks, I hate it" for me

naaah, noita does not suck - (your own) stupidity sucks! Noita is a game of learning, wisdom is key... and i feel the deaths in noita are the most fun i've experienced. So, keep on trying, learn wand-tinkering, potion-mixing, maybe you'll get to see Kolmi, just to find out you've only completed the 'tutorial'... good luck!

I got my friend into it...hes now played almost 100 hours. I thouroughly enjoy watching his runs in discord screenshare. Right now im both ecstatic about when the new noita content drops, but horrified as I realize that my 100% completion of the game will have to be revisited :')

A big wall made to make new player get frustrated W A N D

10% is very generous, closer to .5%

This game has some of the most complex and powerful mechanics I've ever seen and that's why I like it so much. The game is unfair to you, but if you have the knowledge, you can be equally unfair to it

great production quality, I love to watch people just learning about the Noita iceberg lol :3

i saw 1 youtube short of noita where @piratesoftware was playing and says "all projectiles are now nukes." shoots across the screen and dies to a massive explosion and i instantly knew i needed this game.

If you're eastern European, Noita is like coming home. Always brutal but through the struggle you see the true beauty. Americans cannot relate

The game doesn't suck. We're just all bad at it. Except DunkOrSlam. He's pretty good at this. (good video! I love this game. But this game hates me.)

no nukes were fired in this video. ☹

You just opened a pandora's box with making people see that you played the game and have questions. The community WILL SEE EVERY SINGLE NOITA VIDEO. And they WILL HAVE THINGS TO SAY.

"...die, and boy is it so (mute) fun" I have same experience. I have done long godruns but they get boring almost at the same time you know you will get it. I like more of doing faster runs and dying to silly stuff and doing it again. I genuinely haven't gotten frustrated even when 8 hour run ends in polymorphine. It is just fun. And wand building is something.

Ah yes, a bullshit death aka getting Noita'd xD

Its only been a little over a year and this video is already horribly embarassing

This game is one of my favorites i finally moved to the crazy mods after getting alright at the game'

Is no one talking about how homie knows not one, but two ladies nerdy enough to try this game? I'm in awe.