Sexuality is a HOAX! with Ian Fidance | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 45

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  • Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
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    Chrissy Chaos is joined by COMEDIAN ‪@BeinIanPod‬ this week! Chrissy needs to stay fresh and will be getting a haircut during todays episode. Shout out Jeremy from Cartel Hair Studio in SoHo. We get to the bottom of sexuality and what it means to be bisexual. When was your first time fooling around with a guy. What makes you gay? Is lust a negative thing? Alec Baldwin is in bad trouble, him and his wife delete their social media. The cuomo's are taking a BEATING. Elon Musk's new haircut is WILD. Social media and porn has ruined everything. Addiction is the root of humanity. WE find out what Ian's rockbottom was. How to know you have a drinking problem. The worst day Ian has ever lived. Being in jail before a job interview. Chris is LIT off his new David Goggins book! LETS GO! Everything is in your head. Most of life is just a reflection of what you fill your head with. Stay in the FOG. People need to be more open with themselves and their point of views. WE HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR IAN!!!!!
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  • @chrisdcomedy
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  • @coxndix56
    @coxndix56 2 роки тому +295

    The mania of this episode is palpable but genuine and sincere. And Chris getting a cut in his sun room like a mid level mob boss is perfect.

    • @MrXrisd01
      @MrXrisd01 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @LeChina
      @LeChina 2 роки тому

      Underrated comment 😭

    • @CovertOperator-n6i
      @CovertOperator-n6i 2 роки тому +2

      That’s not mid baby that’s top top

    • @notyours5780
      @notyours5780 2 роки тому +3

      @@CovertOperator-n6i Nah top is like three barbers, top floor of a skyrise

    • @donxqx
      @donxqx 2 роки тому

      Anyone who uses word palpable unironically is a pretentious fig

  • @sydneyparsons8436
    @sydneyparsons8436 2 роки тому +157

    Chrissy getting a haircut the entire time is hilarious, mild chaos but I'm here for it

    • @emilygotowiec3846
      @emilygotowiec3846 2 роки тому

      chaotic good

    • @adidelapatru1466
      @adidelapatru1466 2 роки тому

      The only thing that could top this was asking the barber for that Kanye middle life/ lawn in the draught haircut.barber: Say no more fam

    • @Agu85
      @Agu85 2 роки тому

      Shout out to his barber 💈

  • @ohaidenny9852
    @ohaidenny9852 2 роки тому +153

    Watching Chris slowly accustom himself to his closeted bisexuality is very wholesome.

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 2 роки тому +67

    As a daughter of an alcoholic (and who attended alot of open AA mtgs), it's affirming & refreshing to see Ian discuss his sobriety, especially about taking accountability.

    • @sunnied2552
      @sunnied2552 2 роки тому +1

      Same & same!!!

    • @Aaronlovesmusic970
      @Aaronlovesmusic970 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah but the rest of the world doesn't tale accountability lol they blame the addicts

    • @VS666
      @VS666 2 роки тому

      his entire personality is how open he is about everything, he's fairly uninteresting without his backstory

    • @MoarMike
      @MoarMike 2 роки тому

      @@Aaronlovesmusic970 .....because it's not the world's fault that you use. I'm a recovering addict, every problem an addict faces is of their own making. If you treat yourself like trash, why would the rest of the world go out of the way to help you? You can't force someone to sober up and stay sober.

    • @nooneyouknow699
      @nooneyouknow699 2 роки тому +1

      @@VS666 everyone is uninteresting without their backstory

  • @KEAD3400
    @KEAD3400 2 роки тому +83

    10:14 as much time as Pimpy spends with Titi you don’t think he’s had gay experiences? 😂 those corduroys only come off for Titi honey!

    • @EthanKleinScat
      @EthanKleinScat 2 роки тому +3

      Omg I’m wheezing, imagine if his corduroys signify his experiences

  • @joegarcia2323
    @joegarcia2323 2 роки тому +50

    Last night I cried to God for some help with my addictions. Today during work I told myself to watch GOGGINS videos to get in the right mindset. Instead I turned on some Chrissy Chaos and they just confirmed everything for me dude. Thank you guys! God bless! Not even being funny

    • @FallenSkater1940
      @FallenSkater1940 2 роки тому +4

      best of luck brother

    • @helpis0ntheway
      @helpis0ntheway 2 роки тому +3

      If you notice when Ian starts talking about being optimistic and life experiences having a reason, the sun starts to shine on him. I wish you the best Joe!! Find a network of good sober people along with counselors, therapy, MAT, & find what works for you. ✌💛

  • @tuckkneegnarfuck
    @tuckkneegnarfuck 2 роки тому +180

    Dude I love this guy… never heard of him before, he’s just gained a fan. What a cool ass guy

    • @miggs521
      @miggs521 2 роки тому +17

      def check out his improv stand up set on jeremiah watkins's channel. freaking hilarious

    • @ScanManDaMurka
      @ScanManDaMurka 2 роки тому +12

      Check out bi guys you future homosexual

    • @justinsmith6805
      @justinsmith6805 2 роки тому +1

      This guy is what Louis CK could have been.

    • @ScanManDaMurka
      @ScanManDaMurka 2 роки тому +12

      @@justinsmith6805 what does that even mean lol

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/H78ovYTKCb0/v-deo.html

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 2 роки тому +102

    Ian fidance and joe list are a potential comedy power couple if they both just fully commit to being honest.

    • @ScanManDaMurka
      @ScanManDaMurka 2 роки тому +6

      CRUISING JOE SAYS CHILL

    • @OutlierConcepts
      @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +2

      In this hypothetical, does Chrissie have to be honest too?

  • @kevinfernandes8527
    @kevinfernandes8527 2 роки тому +21

    CHEER CHAOS; haircuts while working 🤣🤣🤣

  • @desertells
    @desertells 2 роки тому +45

    I have never laughed so hard at a guest I hadn't heard of prior. LOVED THIS!!

  • @pillsburytoadbaby3210
    @pillsburytoadbaby3210 2 роки тому +37

    Jeremy the barber did NOT sign up for this. He's just like "I gotta do my job and leave" in his head the whole time 😂😂😂

  • @BigVA
    @BigVA 2 роки тому +37

    Can't wait to watch Chrissy scream, "I love black people!" at Nick Cannon 30 seconds in!

  • @justinsmith6805
    @justinsmith6805 2 роки тому +30

    So happy I found this dude. That might have been the most honest podcast episode in podcast history. You both probably saved some lives with those battling depression because of sexuality shame. Imagine if Cissy D and Duncan Trussel had a podcast together

  • @PartyChris
    @PartyChris 2 роки тому +13

    Longest haircut ever! Loved the episode though. Hilarious. But you’ve definitely got more patience than me Chrissy and we have the exact same haircut…

  • @NEONARDODiCAPRiO
    @NEONARDODiCAPRiO 2 роки тому +28

    Such a good episode, couldn't stop smiling!

  • @thecofounders
    @thecofounders 2 роки тому +46

    Love Ian Fidance. His appearances on Cumtown were hilarious.
    Edit: and this episode was incredible too. Good job Chrissy and Pimp.

    • @martins458
      @martins458 2 роки тому +3

      Love ian. Also, I'm gay

  • @andrewstadterman329
    @andrewstadterman329 2 роки тому +2

    12:22 fired off that reindeer joke in impressive time 😂

  • @skilletburritos8464
    @skilletburritos8464 2 роки тому +51

    Bro this Ian is one of my favorite fanooks. Fuckin funny appearances over on Compound Media especially on Ant's show.

  • @Loveinthemist11
    @Loveinthemist11 2 роки тому +3

    I know that barber is irritated at how Chris is moving his head doing that clipper over comb & freehand action. 🤣 What a babe.

  • @jimcanada822
    @jimcanada822 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you soooooo much for Introducing me to Ian and his beautiful existence!!!!

  • @fern6306
    @fern6306 2 роки тому +5

    aye yo, i’ve been working like a dog and this is definitely it, chief. thank you chrissy, pimpy, and everyone involved

  • @ChrissyChaosClips
    @ChrissyChaosClips 2 роки тому +34

    I HAD TO GET MY HAIR DONE, IT WAS THE ONLY TIME MY BARBER COULD DO IT!!

  • @ImonSnow
    @ImonSnow 2 роки тому +23

    Ian is fucking awesome. Loved this podcast

  • @MaxElliott1
    @MaxElliott1 2 роки тому +3

    I’m so glad my mother in law who is visiting from Spain only speaks Spanish. I think she would have a lot of questions for me after overhearing me listening! Great episode!

  • @Noisa
    @Noisa 2 роки тому +8

    Ian looks like a live-action muppet.
    I like it 👍🏼

  • @happywafflecake
    @happywafflecake 2 роки тому +5

    “you wanna wart in your mouth?” 😂😂😂

  • @STE41k
    @STE41k 2 роки тому +8

    WOW kool I just watched Ian Fidance on Are you Garbage podcast recently. Definitely go watch the episodes of Are you Garbage with Chris Distefano and the ones with Ian Fidance. It's a good podcast, on par with a kick ass podcast like this one.

  • @shaanashraf1995
    @shaanashraf1995 2 роки тому +4

    Chrissy: You want a wart in your mouth?
    The chaos is amazing!

  • @daniiii0825
    @daniiii0825 2 роки тому +4

    This is why I love Chrissy’s podcasts so much because he’s raw snd real and picks the right people n topics that we all want to hear n relate to. Please don’t ever change Chris. You and Pimp are GOATS!!! 💯Yeah I said it GOATS!!!Love u guys ❤️

  • @dasdabeatjunkie
    @dasdabeatjunkie 2 роки тому +2

    I keep thinking this guy is wearing one of those nose/ glasses combos lol

  • @twofatchicksproductions9015
    @twofatchicksproductions9015 2 роки тому +3

    This helped a lot.
    From the sexuality to addiction.
    Love you Chrissy and Fidance 🤙

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 2 роки тому +10

    Ian is a cartoon character come to life!

  • @dot_t
    @dot_t 2 роки тому +2

    Great stories! Super funny pod!!! Hair is looking high and tight babe! ❤️✌🏼😃

  • @theladytiger_
    @theladytiger_ 2 роки тому +10

    I love this episode!! Ians recovery speaks loudly and I'm here for it yassssssss & love whoever you want! its all chaos

  • @ajbabineau007
    @ajbabineau007 2 роки тому +1

    Hell yaaas! Fresh content baby! I have been a fan of Ian's since I saw his appearances on the Chip Chipperson podAcast.

  • @ardobkin
    @ardobkin 2 роки тому +3

    One of them best episodes. Hilarious. I only listen, but had to comment on the video to show my appreciation!

  • @taylorfarry5286
    @taylorfarry5286 2 роки тому +16

    I Loved this podcast, holy shit. the raw, openness I Live for. we need more men like y'all. And Yes...kissing is more intimate!! totally!

  • @Itstiffykitty
    @Itstiffykitty 2 роки тому +4

    Such a good funny motivational episode I loved itttt

  • @jake7441
    @jake7441 2 роки тому +1

    I know Ian from the Nikki Glaser You Up? show!!! This is such a good podcast episode so far! Chrissy Sexuality! Chrissy Psychology! I love it here ❤️

  • @jackbeetham4689
    @jackbeetham4689 2 роки тому +3

    Nice, at 12:28 my audio switched from my AirPods to a bluetooth speaker in the office.

  • @barter1070
    @barter1070 2 роки тому +3

    Chrissy with the Bonkos! AreYouGarbage merch 🔥

  • @kyleerosee3
    @kyleerosee3 2 роки тому +4

    Ive listened to this ep prob 6 times on loop and its one of my favorite eps so far.. Can really relate im clean from heroin and meth 6 years now. And It is hard man i havent had a drink in about a year or so. I finally got my mental health in check and the right meds. Michigan up here is awful for helping any addicts or alcoholics its all about locking them up in jail taking their meds away and not helping them. For my suboxone if i had to take a dif kind id have to drive 4 hours to get it. I still have to drive without a license a hour one way. None of the big pharmacies carry our meds either walmart walgreens etc. Here. Its fucking insane and it needs to improve. I have a buddy in jail right now that took a ton of meds and hes a veteran marine nd they took all his meds and threw him in jail like thats nothing. Its so hard to come off sub let alone come off in a holding cell alone. I just think this shit needs to change honestly. I love this guy hes awesome and hope he really does something with the platform he has he could help people that are hurting like this. Thanks Chrissy for this ep. Loved it. 💛 cant wait for titis ep Friday on the patreon.

  • @anthonyrotola9905
    @anthonyrotola9905 3 місяці тому

    Ian speaks truth, God bless him. A special soul, as are you, Chrissy. Love ya babes!

  • @bmc_mtg6202
    @bmc_mtg6202 2 роки тому +10

    Saw Ian open up for the legend Dave Attell in Columbus, amazing show and they riffed together at the end was my favorite part

  • @Agu85
    @Agu85 2 роки тому +14

    What an episode, Ian is hilarious! Instant fan 😃

  • @alexcarr5190
    @alexcarr5190 Рік тому

    This needs wayyyy more views than what it has. Haven’t laughed this hard probably ever.

  • @kyleerosee3
    @kyleerosee3 2 роки тому +24

    Sitting in my car after wiring it back together waiting for you to post so i had you guys on my ride in a foot of snow to the pharmacy to get my nut pills replaced. Now we are on the road 💛

  • @lindsayclark9041
    @lindsayclark9041 2 роки тому +7

    Been trying to watch this episode while i work, no work has been done bc i can’t stop laughing 😂 bring him back with titi!

  • @StadiumHandz
    @StadiumHandz 2 роки тому +2

    Been waiting for this tuck it back duo

  • @ToothyBeej
    @ToothyBeej 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, Ian friggin rules!

  • @theartofdereklaufman
    @theartofdereklaufman 2 роки тому +2

    The second I saw that Ian was on I had to stop what I was doing and watch. Ian is a homerun on every podcast.

  • @MSpight
    @MSpight 2 роки тому +3

    Today was a hotter start than normal… wowsers!

  • @Imwithtiti
    @Imwithtiti 2 роки тому +5

    It reminds me of that episode of the office where Will Ferrel gets his haircut in the office as a power move lol

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf 2 роки тому +2

    This doods awesome! What a great ep babes!

  • @KevinMTV
    @KevinMTV 2 роки тому +1

    “What’s your gayest experience?” “This” 🤣

  • @scottakin6658
    @scottakin6658 2 роки тому +1

    I have this in the background playing, all audio …no video…so this topic mixed with the barber razor (vibrator) noise in the background is a trip/fun addition

  • @AllAboutOlive
    @AllAboutOlive 2 роки тому +2

    This was a non stop high octane convo babe! I felt safe with a bi sexual male and a high sexual Chrissy Chaos! Came for the chaos stayed for manscape ad. Luv ya babe!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 2 роки тому +1

    19:59 Always appreciate an Ethics in Journalism lecture from Prof. Chaos.

  • @chellie7887
    @chellie7887 Рік тому +1

    Does everyone like to crap at Chrissy House 😂

  • @iFish12
    @iFish12 2 роки тому +11

    Ian has said everything I’ve ever said or thought about being bisexual. Shout out.

  • @nonoahhh
    @nonoahhh 2 роки тому +1

    Pimpy laughing about Ian wanting Titi
    Pimpy wants nothing more than war
    💗

  • @rubenmadriz-nava1495
    @rubenmadriz-nava1495 2 роки тому +2

    This is the best podcast episode I’ve ever seen.

  • @mybbyrocky1
    @mybbyrocky1 2 роки тому +2

    About to smoke one and listen to this chaos !! Love it

  • @IvorKC3
    @IvorKC3 2 роки тому

    Called him "Fine Dance" to his face and he didn't budge😂😂

  • @carelySatwood
    @carelySatwood 2 роки тому +1

    I’m crying from laughing 7 mins in! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂

  • @richkrupansky1339
    @richkrupansky1339 2 роки тому

    Ian's face looks like the Halloween costume that is the pair of glasses that has the nose and mustache attached.

  • @jaycarn9435
    @jaycarn9435 2 роки тому

    This pod has me quietly laughing to myself like a maniac at work rn but I can't help it.

  • @reygranados3640
    @reygranados3640 2 роки тому +2

    This has to be one of the best podcast 😂

  • @BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF
    @BOUTTAMAKEAHNAME4MYSELF 2 роки тому +13

    Man , whoever was looking at Ian’s search history in 5th grade was probably having a field day 😂

  • @helpis0ntheway
    @helpis0ntheway 2 роки тому +1

    Ian Fidance is the best!! He can turn any podcast funny!

  • @wrm591
    @wrm591 Рік тому

    It sounded like pimp was about to confess to a gay experience

  • @xavierarnold.3077
    @xavierarnold.3077 2 роки тому +1

    I get so happy watching these

  • @larzpric377
    @larzpric377 2 роки тому +1

    man i i thought this guy had one of those old school “glasses big nose & mustache” disguises on until it was an hour in and he still didnt take it off

  • @Jamieforeals
    @Jamieforeals 2 роки тому

    Chrissy is introducing me to all the comics I’ve been missing out on👏🏻 loved ian!!

  • @derekbaughman763
    @derekbaughman763 2 роки тому

    Chris you're the BEST podcaster an most funny an brilliant. Keep killing it man with the standup

  • @sarrrche
    @sarrrche 2 роки тому +3

    Never heard of this guy before but def a new fan! So chill and transparent! Great ep!

  • @richieg.3192
    @richieg.3192 2 роки тому +2

    Woah dude, no golden Clippers??? Stefano's gonna be pissed!

  • @Chris-bc4hb
    @Chris-bc4hb 2 роки тому +1

    Off to the barber shop 💈 Thanks for reminding me to get a haircut

  • @sandiasurfers3174
    @sandiasurfers3174 2 роки тому +7

    Getting your hair cut while talkin shop is a power move
    💪
    I’m also bi

  • @christophersmith1426
    @christophersmith1426 2 роки тому

    Can't figure out why I laughed so hard when he screamed "LIAR!"

    • @DEMTiTzPeePee
      @DEMTiTzPeePee 2 роки тому

      You had a lil half Chubb didn’t u

  • @Chuckq1
    @Chuckq1 2 роки тому +1

    Dude I listened to this podcast and was like what thr fuck is that buzzing, sounds like someones getting a haircut.

  • @shawnsharp1625
    @shawnsharp1625 2 роки тому

    Love this so much chrissy you think youll be coming to va soon?

  • @HallvarBTW
    @HallvarBTW 11 місяців тому

    Dudes truly rock. I love Ian

  • @bruceridgway34
    @bruceridgway34 2 роки тому

    This is the absolute craziest episode 🤣🤣🤣 and I loved every minute of it

  • @alayah309
    @alayah309 2 роки тому +1

    I thought that was Eric Griffin in white face lol

  • @jayharris2003
    @jayharris2003 2 роки тому

    Wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf. Ian and Chris need to do more podcast together, the chemistry and honesty are off the charts

  • @tyrannosauruslex6226
    @tyrannosauruslex6226 2 роки тому +10

    omfg i cannot WAIT to see chrissy as the only white guy on a toxic masculinity panel on nick cannon show, thats gonna be pure CHAOS

  • @timothyflanagan4105
    @timothyflanagan4105 2 роки тому

    This is like a graduation party where your hometown bro is talking to your weird cool uncle .

  • @Sparko78
    @Sparko78 2 роки тому

    Was excited to see Ian on the pod and it was even better than expected!

  • @kushrant7833
    @kushrant7833 2 роки тому

    You should have alot more views yo you’re amazing chrissy

  • @bigearlz1
    @bigearlz1 2 роки тому +1

    Ian is the guy. Hilarious 😄

  • @amandamarie740
    @amandamarie740 Рік тому +1

    I’m going through a really hard time right now, and have been for quite a while and I haven’t given up bc I have two boys but they are the only reason. I have come to the realization that I am not really living. I’m surviving and helping my kids live. It’s crazy, but I needed this podcast today lol to hear that things can be way worse, and they are about to be for me but I can and will get through. People do it all the time. We adapt, we change and we can grow. I just need to recalibrate my mindset again. It’s gotten lost a bit. Sorry for the rant, lol sometimes ya just need to put it out into the world to set it into motion. Love ya Chrissy, pimpy, and Ian. Also the Babes… Thursdays are for us…u know this if you’re reading this and I know that you are, and the Christians/ Puerto Ricans. ❤

    • @Jesusaross
      @Jesusaross Рік тому

      Best wishes to you and your boys!

  • @6.s.a.m
    @6.s.a.m 2 роки тому

    If there’s not a barbershop podcast…there needs to be.

  • @seahawks337
    @seahawks337 2 роки тому +1

    Barbershop vibe is 🔥

  • @MrFeatheredSerpent
    @MrFeatheredSerpent 2 роки тому

    I keep getting this buzzing in my ear. 🐝

  • @LunaElectrolysis
    @LunaElectrolysis 2 роки тому

    Jesus... this was way too good

  • @stevelafave560
    @stevelafave560 2 роки тому +2

    I worked 3rd shift at an Amusement park this past summer at the age of 33 🤣 no crack, just a ton of weed.

    • @25EZpcs.
      @25EZpcs. 2 роки тому

      Damn dude get it together

  • @michaelphillips2431
    @michaelphillips2431 2 роки тому +1

    Holy shit, it’s Nigel Thornberry!

  • @kdurfey33
    @kdurfey33 2 роки тому

    Awesome guest. He's gaining lots of new fans from this episode for sure!