Gold Medal Wankers with Andrew Santino | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 35
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
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Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting from the road this week in LA! He is joined by Andrew Santino from @BadFriends and @Whiskey Ginger Podcast Clips Chris vents about his skin tags. What are skin tags? Chris can't get his diet together. Are any rappers Cubs fans? Yankees vs Mets. Machine Gun Kelly vs Conor Mcgregor. Santino gives some advice to Chris about his first pitch at the Mets game. Disney controls kids minds. STD dating sites are LIT. Disney is SUS. What is love really? We need high tech masks that people can play sports in. Hillary Clinton passing out video is DOPE. No one cares about you no matter who you vote for. How much do you make if you win a gold medal at the olympics? We need the olympics every year. The truth about Drake.
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This Friday we get wild again on Whiskey Ginger!!! Come on ovah babes 🥃👨🏼🦰
YASSS BABE GOD WE ARE FUKIN CUTEEEEE
@@chrisdcomedy you 2 are HILARIOUS together!
Yaaaassss Bitch!
Red Rocket 🤌🍑Chrissy Pocket Rocket
Us 3 would be CUUTER
@@chrisdcomedy
⚪ New podcast premiere
🔴 Red Chaos
🔵 Santuchi x Chaotic
You two should be doing a pod together full time. The chemistry is as good as any comic duo. Segura-Brent, Theo-anyone ...
I was just going to type this as im 1/2 way thru the poddy woddy!!! It’s like watching the same guy talk to himself, except one is from Chicago and the other from New York, but don’t get it twisted; both madly in love with one another.
Whisky Chrissy.
Opposite sides of the country but god damn I’d love that
Almost as good as HH. Make no mistake yall need a reunion ep
These two are incredible together no one comes close
y’all should really start a podcast together, its what the babes deserve
Commmon babes, make a pod together pronto, we need more of you both each week babes
Lol, as if either of these juiced up maniacs have any more free time. These men gotta sleep too! 😅
@@taylororourke2525
" Sleep Faster. " - Arnold Schwarzenegger🤣
It would totally piss Bobby Ree off!
@@Calaman345 he also said " who is your daddy and what does he do "
Whisky chaos is the best podcast comedy duo hands down🙌🏼
Have you ever heard of Brendan Schaub's podcast? The true king of comedy.
@@OK-ok3nz chill please
@@mrcoolaids1 Bapa please.
@@OK-ok3nz Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave? 🤔
Chris comes down to Santino's energy and Santino goes up to Chris'. It's beautiful.
I hope Chrissy throws the first pitch underhand
What about a softball women’s underhand windup pitch lmaoo
💯
He should snap it like a football center bc Mets stink and it is football season now
Less than 5 minutes and Santino’s already checking out ass warts 💚
Best way to start any Tuesday, tbh,
@@taylororourke2525 ass warts feel more like a Wednesday thing to me
@@BirdOfHermes83 its officially Wart Wednesday's my boyy
My man’s Chrissy a thicky wicky that’s why
Please bring Andrew on more often, you two are amazing together. Love you Chrissy, made my day
Andrew is the best when he's matched with someone good. If the chemistry is off it's hit and miss, but yeah great with Chris.
I love these guys. Homeless Pimp is a god damn legend. I'm in love.
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Grand Master pimp & immortal chris DiStefano
@@chrisdcomedy super cute & more beautiful voice than all of drakes music hands down
I'd watch a buddy comedy with Andrew and Chris set in the middle ages where they were suppose to rescue a damsel in distress but instead they fell in love with each other
Well now I need it
Write it:
●Bobby Lee is the damsel in distress 👸
●Tom Segura is the evil King (dictator) 🤴
●Theo Von is the town crier 🃏
●Sal Vulcano is guy that teaches them it's okay to be gay (like him)🏳️🌈
●Bert Kreischer is the town drunk🍺
●Stavros Halkias is the town rich fat guy that sleeps with everyones wives and eat turkey legs all day 🍗
●Bill Burr is the evil Kings assistant that's secretly staging an overthrow and helps the boys out
●Homeless Pimp is the possibly a time travel, they never really address it
●Venetia is the anachronistic girl in town that hates everything (woke and dope)
●Fancy B is the dirty Spaniard
And ●Rudy Jules is the town retahd.
... and ●Joe Dirosa is the town Pig 🐖
My two favorite comedians back together at last. Tito cheeto an chrissy "the real one"
This was a fantastic pod this week! Your guys chemistry was hilarious!
Santino almost calling BTS “DTF” is the highlight of my day.
My 4 favs! Santino, Chrissy, Pimp, and Chris’ skin tag!
You two have the best chemistry. Would watch every single episode with both of you involved, 100%!! Keep up the Chaos Chrissy!! #GingerChaos
This was a very powerful pod. You two should do this again.
Their energy deserves an award!!! I’m binging all the podcasts they have together. ❤
Got a conspiracy theory that Pimps spelling isn't getting better. He's slowing his typing, allowing Google to autofill the result.
Your genius never fails to impress me Pimp 👍
And the earth is flat?
@@BirdOfHermes83 I mean, yeah. Up until it starts to curve into a round oval shape. I know what you're thinking now, and yes. The Clinton's are murderers
@@MattLockw00d I seriously made that joke before they talked about it and it made it even more hilarious!
Ugh the pillow corner pointing at Chris is killing me! In my dreams Santino and Chris DeStefano have a weekly podcast, my favorites. ❤❤ love you both so much
This was like watching a tennis match on speed! Great poddy-woddy. You two are on 🔥.👏🏻👏🏻
Waking up to a new episode of Chrissy Chaos, you know it’s gonna be a good day
True dat
As a type one diabetic since 11 months of age, I gotta say. That’s one of the hardest moments I’ve ever laughed on any podcast. “Type 1 is generational wealth” 😂😂😂😂 type 2 you gotta earn. 😂😂😂 holy fuck.
Santino is a brilliant guest. Keep the chaos coming babes, we love the pod.
Ugh, the joy I felt just seeing this was uploaded today….you boys are true gifts! And thank you for loving your wifies!!!! Also so to the genius next level human homelesspimp!
Editing for the round earth rant and the explosion was 🔥 🔥🔥🔥
“Where do you think that comes from, just yucky people get skin tags?” 😂😂😂
Nothing better than a bit of Chrissy Ginger aka Whiskey Chaos
Fuckin love yall together every pod should be yall together besides bad friends I need that in my life so I can get through Mondays! Great podcast loved every second of it
besides you and Sal, this is my FAVV DUOOO!!!
This was the best podcast I've seen in a long time. You guys are so fucking funny together. Thank you ChrissyDeeznuts.
Homie hanging out eating cereal in the background is a legend
The zooms are perfect! Great duo :) Chicago meets New Jersey!
I just watched this and woke up the house laughing so loud !!! Make this podcast happen every week pllease .
My favorite part of podcasts are when at least 1/3 of the episode is ad reads. So awesome ❤
Here for the content and headed straight to the back, babe.
A patreon original 🙌
what irritates me the most is that I try my very best to catch up to the conversation and I really try and I mean REALLY try to distinguish what is real conversation and what are BS and what are skit jokes.. I just cant and end up just laughing.. so I just let it go and go with the flow.. you guys are the best.. funniest people I have ever heard.. God.. I can only imagine being a part of this conversation along with Bobby.. more success to all of you guys.. thank you for making me laugh on a shitty and bad day..
really wish these 2 did a podcast every week. every show the do together is great
MY FAV POD. AS SOON AS I GET THE NOTIFICATION, ITS ON BABY!!!! LOVE YOU CHRISSY CHAOS!! AND SANTINO BABAAAYYYYY WOO!!!
Me 2 last time Santino was on heybabe may 20th when Chris was in LA
@@georgellass yesssssss. I think I've watched all CHRISSY chaos twice bc I cant wait for the new one hahaha
@@jessrussovlogs you gots to see his i.g video with his daughter when he threw 1st pitch at the Mets game
herb just saw yesterday, so funny..and I guess cute
@@jessrussovlogs it was the bestest 1st pitch thrown I'd ever seen
Emilio looks like the homeless guy roaming around in Half Baked 😂
Homeless pimp's laugh sounds like the one from the wayans brothers on white girls. And I'm here for it.
YASSSSS
Nailed it!
These are my two FAVORITE comedians, you guys should for sure start a podcast
“I’m Slavin it”, one of your best Chris 🤣
Lmao when Santino almost calls millie brown Billy Bob Thornton
Love this! 💙
Got that generational wealth Diabetes. HIGH CLASS MANUAL PANCREAS
The collab I didn’t know I needed let’s goooo
Official my favourite episode, good shit Chrissy Leaks good shit
Serious, two of my favorite comics heeeeereeee.
Santino and Chrissy D need a full time pod. Ridiculous chemistry boys. I know ya’ll don’t have time but the world is missing out. Maybe sometime in the future we’ll get Whiskey Chaos.
I thoroughly enjoy seeing the two of you together. So clever and hilarious😂
“No cool black guy wears a Cubs hat.”
This is the best way to describe the difference between the Cubs and Sox I have ever heard.
These two need a podcast together, always hilarious
BABES you get me through work!!!! Thanks for the laughs
Chris and Andrew makin me laugh so hard. Love those sunflower pants pimpy💚
That room is bigger than my entire house. Literally.
🔥Fire episode Team Chrissy Chaos. These 2 always bounce off each other like Magic & Kareem. 🤣 and im only 15 min in
Yo, you and Santino have the best chemistry! Everytime you 2 are together i know I have to watch. Loose Sal and tell Santino to drop boby and make it happen already
Bada-bop-bah-bah...I'm slavin it...HAHAHA
Needed this today 💪🏼
Well said
These two need a podcast
That McDonald’s jingle had me dying 😂
Josh Adam Meyers doppelganger lurking in the background. You're his HOMIES 😂🤣😂🤣 JK I can already tell that guy isn't as annoying. 😆
I like Andrews energy with Chris,the red rocket is actually just being himself and much more humble than his Hollywood self he has become recently 🤣
🤘🏻😎🤘🏻
Lol, that’s Bobo’s venom working it’s way through Santino’s heart, he just hams it up. 😂
I don’t care what’s running through Santino, I love his comedy.
Bobby's more hollywood
Thickey Whickey 🤭
Love y'all together; excited for ur Denver show 💚
“And This Kid, has a FKN baseball bat” 😂😂😂
These 2 are the best together...no one comes close.
UESPIIIII COME ON THE PODDY 😂😂
I'm about to move back to New England so I can scoop Foxwoods tickies. Come to Knoxville!!!!
Pimp is the best at editing. Never let him go
Chrissy and Theo with SteeBee WeeBee would be one of the best pods ever get it done Pimp
It would be like two kids haha.
@@JunkBondTrader just imagine the stories they would come up with
Agree 100%
What a combo
We need Chrissy ginger podcast!!! Y’all two are the best together
Never laughed so hard at an ad in my life. That blender/smoothie/placenta product sounds great 😂😂😂
Whiskey Chrissy Ginger Chaos. Now that's a podcast I could get behind.
I love you two together!! I went to the Sunday Irvine show this past weekend and it was the BEST 😂👍🏼
“This kids gotta baseball bat” 😂😂😂😂
Tito Santino imitating someone laughing with COPD 🤣☠️🤣☠️
Nice job Pimp... keep stepping it up
He's grand Master pimp
These two guys are so similar in their humor, delivery and their cadence that it’s almost like watching an AI cloned version of the other one! XD
Of course I’m clipped, what am I? An animal? 😂😂😂
Them going in about flat earth had me dying haha
14:25 SANTINO DID IT! First pitch and 7th inning stretch song for the Cubbies!
Shout out being here so early I cant have Closed Captions, shout out homeless pimp, shout-out santino bambino!
He has to watch himself with the anti disney talk, he stars in Dave which is made by Disney on FX
shoutout to you, babe
Omg me 2 chris & I have same feet problems I keep on spraining my ankle
shoutout ligaments, shoutout prednisone
@@Austin8421 I fell at work over a cement as stump
These guys need a podcast
Doc says I'm Pozzy Wozzy for this Poddy Woddy.Es lo que es.
This was the greatest Olympic conversation of all time. 🥇🥈🥉
Andrew and Chrissy are the best combo ever and it makes me so happy
Sal & Bobby reading this like o_O
Love this pod!
LOVE when Chrissy & Young Cheeto come together!! & I’d love to SNAPPPP on the intro beat 😈🔥gets me hype every time lol
This has to be the funniest podcast I’ve seen in a minute
Pimpy's got the best podcast background laugh
The energy you guys have together literally gives me life😂😂💕💕
That blender promo was fire !
Pimp is dressed like Bad Bunny!😂😂
Lol those Chrissy ad reads always crack me up
Lmaooo
I loved the bit on flat earthers
Ba da ba ba baaa I'm slavin it!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These two are straight fire. Never stops
I watch bad friends and hey babe and love both because both Andrew and Chris have similar chaotic energies and I live for it ❤️ awesome pod
This was a good one
I’m not circumcised where should I send my pics? You guys are awesome 👏🏼
Thiiiiic, keyuuuuuute couple!❤️❤️👬