Tips On Butthole Bleaching w/ Jordan Jensen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 148

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    Chris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 307

  • @kstrazz3552
    @kstrazz3552 Рік тому +73

    Really nice of Jordan to interview Chrissy

  • @Jacqie_Lee
    @Jacqie_Lee Рік тому +54

    I wouldn't have guessed it, but these 2 together are GREAT!!

    • @Jacqie_Lee
      @Jacqie_Lee Рік тому +1

      I love em each separately, but just wouldn't have thought they'd have the chemistry they do!

  • @DrFletchington
    @DrFletchington Рік тому +76

    Jordan and Stavvy are far and away this year's breakthrough comedians. Great show.

    • @havingfunisnthard
      @havingfunisnthard Рік тому +3

      Hell yeah. Gotta add that Tim Dillon’s live show was the best standup set I’ve ever seen, laughed harder than I ever have.

  • @zacfincik3089
    @zacfincik3089 Рік тому +6

    One of my favorite episodes in a while!
    Jordan and Chrissy are hilarious.

  • @gregmoon4470
    @gregmoon4470 Рік тому +24

    Great chemistry with this guest. Bring her back ASAP!

    • @VAMPZDJ
      @VAMPZDJ Рік тому +6

      You should check out Bein Ian with Jordan. It's amazing

  • @robynhall3347
    @robynhall3347 Рік тому +101

    So odd to get to hear Jordan get to speak without Ian interrupting her every 4 seconds 😂

    • @napoleondynamite6993
      @napoleondynamite6993 3 місяці тому

      True

    • @JoseConseco-w6y
      @JoseConseco-w6y 2 місяці тому +1

      Right !! They need to split up . She’s surpassing him and dude is just tryna bring her down .

    • @napoleondynamite6993
      @napoleondynamite6993 2 місяці тому

      @@JoseConseco-w6y she could just do another pod without breaking up tho.

  • @kennethrudibaugh
    @kennethrudibaugh Рік тому +71

    Monday is for Chrissy and Bad Friends 👏🏼

  • @seanw2823
    @seanw2823 Рік тому +15

    I may of fallen in love with Jordan the last few weeks She has an amazing personality. My cheeks heart from laughing

    • @HighFeeline
      @HighFeeline 4 місяці тому +2

      She’s gorgeous and no makeup

  • @UncleDeadly1031
    @UncleDeadly1031 Рік тому +257

    Jordan has great jokes and is an awesome comic, but her citing Andrew Schultz, completely seriously, as the go-to example of a very straight man may be the funniest thing she’s ever said.

    • @beercavetech
      @beercavetech Рік тому +14

      Yeah he’s a soy boy compared to a Tom Segura or Shane Gillis lol

    • @Pipedream44
      @Pipedream44 Рік тому

      @@beercavetechAndrew Schultz is overrated as hell… but are you a grown man using a phrase like soy boy? The word cringe is way overused, but that is a cringe fucking thing.

    • @RAIDERinc.
      @RAIDERinc. Рік тому +5

      It’s bizarre.

    • @CC-ge5fo
      @CC-ge5fo Рік тому +24

      @@beercavetechsegura is an act. Gillis is just a bro

    • @Engelverse
      @Engelverse Рік тому +12

      @laredopotatothat’s actually exactly what it does

  • @The-Carrot
    @The-Carrot Рік тому +24

    oh my GOD did Jordan actually get Chrissy to kinda actually finally really seriously admit he's a little gay?!?? like we've all known it for years and we all know it'll come out (lol) eventually but WOW I'm so impressed by this PROGRESS!! Good job Jordan!!

  • @eljay2008
    @eljay2008 Рік тому +17

    Jordans the fuckin man 😂

  • @Mylesfinch
    @Mylesfinch Рік тому +36

    Wow Jordan is so patience and an active listener. I would've interrupted him so many times while he rambled

    • @brittanywilson1796
      @brittanywilson1796 Рік тому +20

      Her cohost is Ian. She has a lot of practice.

    • @NoName5330
      @NoName5330 Рік тому +3

      He has super bad adhd lol

    • @brittanywilson1796
      @brittanywilson1796 Рік тому +2

      @@NoName5330 well he needs to treat it cuz it makes for bad podcasting with guests.

    • @Pipedream44
      @Pipedream44 Рік тому

      Your coworkers are aware.

    • @NoName5330
      @NoName5330 Рік тому +2

      @@brittanywilson1796 nah he's doing just fine

  • @mykmcgrane
    @mykmcgrane Рік тому +8

    "What the hell are ya doin?! Get a poop in a butt!"
    -Jordan Jensen's best misfire.

  • @suezeeeeee
    @suezeeeeee Рік тому +2

    This was a GREAT episode- you both vibe really good!! ❤❤❤

  • @kaithoudek8410
    @kaithoudek8410 Рік тому

    Oh my gosh I love her 😂 the TSA store was perfection, and picturing Jordan banging on your car window screaming in your face like a true New Yorker is just *chefs kiss*

  • @PokeCactus
    @PokeCactus 11 місяців тому +1

    Fantastic choice of guests! She’s amazing!

  • @zacharybishop4329
    @zacharybishop4329 Рік тому +3

    Them saying butt warts so many times in 2 minutes fucking killed me 😂

    • @pizzamilf
      @pizzamilf 6 місяців тому

      I was at work listening to that part and had to quickly reach for the volume. Hahaha

  • @Jo-sv6uw
    @Jo-sv6uw Рік тому +1

    algorithm is complete- i have an f150 & a harley & am a straight woman who runs a plumbing business- jordan jensen; you are my people 🤗

  • @Garcial232
    @Garcial232 Рік тому +16

    @9:00 I had an anal wart in HS and I found out it was HPV. My mom was with me at the Dr appointment and I could feel her thinking i was gay as she sobbed at the news of my anal wart.

    • @crackthefoundation_
      @crackthefoundation_ Рік тому +2

      😂im sorry

    • @rawdog9674
      @rawdog9674 Рік тому

      Probably something you should keep to yourself... Yikes.

    • @Evjen97
      @Evjen97 Рік тому +4

      @@rawdog9674where’s the fun in that

    • @Garcial232
      @Garcial232 Рік тому

      @@Evjen97 amen

    • @fartfarple
      @fartfarple Рік тому

      ​@@rawdog9674oh yeah rawdog? Thought you'd like that comment🤣 all jokes

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano Рік тому +12

    I love you Jordan Jensen ❤️❤️❤️

  • @armandogarcia1999
    @armandogarcia1999 Рік тому +1

    Jordan went off at the end 😂

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf Рік тому +2

    Lol few weeks now to figure out how to use mics.
    Love jordan, another great episode

  • @heatherrrainwater
    @heatherrrainwater Рік тому +3

    Great way to start a Monday morning!

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 Рік тому

    You guys are great together, more Jordan as a guest please

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 Рік тому

    Love these two together !!

  • @asorsh3
    @asorsh3 4 місяці тому +1

    Jordan is the best female comic 🙌

  • @MullaneyCycleWorksllc
    @MullaneyCycleWorksllc Рік тому

    Two of my favorite right here!

  • @SemihKiymet
    @SemihKiymet 5 місяців тому

    Jordan on Cheek Clappers was a crossover I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED IN MY LIFE

  • @UmitFatima
    @UmitFatima 5 місяців тому

    I still can't get over Jordan Jensen being on Cheek Clappers, the #1 Comedy Podcast in The World

  • @hiphopfaerie
    @hiphopfaerie Рік тому +6

    Pitch ur comedy show about your life again!! I LOVED the pilot you released here on ur channel and wanted more!!!

  • @kyroseven
    @kyroseven Рік тому +16

    I could feel the Venetia discomfort through my screen when Jordan was making those interracial jokes towards the end and she's not even on camera. 😂

    • @selenafan199
      @selenafan199 Рік тому +1

      I'm not familiar with her comedy but I think the "smells" was too far lol

    • @ScuffedLandlord
      @ScuffedLandlord Рік тому +6

      ​@selenafan199 every race has stereotypes that the other races smell. Research has been done to show this is a natural biological response. Groups smell differently, we evolved separately for thousands of years, and of course it is evolutionarily practical to be able to smell the out-group.

  • @thekillers1stfan
    @thekillers1stfan 7 місяців тому +1

    If you're new to Jordan's insanity go look up the episode of the Being Ian (w/Jordan) podcast called "Pig Roast Funeral" it's one of the funniest stories I've ever heard in my life. Literally cried laughing twice when I first saw it

  • @keshiaf282
    @keshiaf282 Рік тому +10

    I am both a jordan & Chrissy STAN! I clicked on this so goddamn fast - before I even had coffee👍 thanks babes

    • @clevermissfox
      @clevermissfox Рік тому +1

      Chrissy’s hair… looking super handsome !!

  • @terryharding4185
    @terryharding4185 8 місяців тому

    SETH!! Thats some slick piloting!! 🔥🔥🔥 44Club!!!

  • @bt3768
    @bt3768 Рік тому +1

    Saw Jordan a while back. What a great show it was! ❤️

  • @Hannah-ij1lx
    @Hannah-ij1lx Рік тому +4

    I LOVE JORDAN CONTENT 💕

  • @marniebrimhall986
    @marniebrimhall986 Рік тому

    FANTASTIC STUFF!!!!!! 😅😅😅

  • @jake.notfromstatefarm
    @jake.notfromstatefarm 6 місяців тому +1

    27:47 Missed opportunity for "Lez Rez"

  • @ShaynerG
    @ShaynerG Рік тому +2

    Jordan must’ve picked up on how lib V is! She really leaned into some crazy shit there at the end!! 🤣🙈

  • @goudyfivecoats3789
    @goudyfivecoats3789 Рік тому +5

    Jordan is the best 😂

  • @nerdherd6771
    @nerdherd6771 9 місяців тому

    Jordan so ducking funny.please watch more of her. Love it

  • @andrewstraney6800
    @andrewstraney6800 4 місяці тому

    Chrissy made the thumbnail of Jordan look like the wizard of oz’s scarecrow! You did her dirty Chrissy

  • @christafurden
    @christafurden 11 місяців тому

    Just discovered one of her sets and she had me ROLLING… love the babes but haven’t watched them in a while. Saw her name and imagined the hilarity mixed with chaos… had to sneak a peak 😉 good choice crissy!

  • @ApexG321
    @ApexG321 Рік тому

    That Tom Segura line at the end was hilarious. I really hope it's true. 😂

  • @himoragenma6416
    @himoragenma6416 Рік тому

    Wonder how much Jordan spends on her hair, it's ALWAYS GREAT!!!👏👍👏👍

  • @getupinit2585
    @getupinit2585 Рік тому +1

    Jordi Jensi!!! Love it 🎉

  • @bobmarvin7498
    @bobmarvin7498 Рік тому

    Chrissy Chaos + Jordan Chaos = good time...

  • @svatandoost
    @svatandoost Рік тому +1

    So great !

  • @ZiyaMustafa-o2y
    @ZiyaMustafa-o2y 5 місяців тому

    Jordan Jensen on Cheek Clappers Podcast changed my life

  • @cavemanchris9045
    @cavemanchris9045 Рік тому +2

    Chrissy's hair lookin totes mcgoates 👍👍

  • @robertj2444
    @robertj2444 Рік тому

    Jordan is a very interesting person. Happy Holidays everyone 🎅🤶🧑‍🎄🎉

  • @LegacyOrchestraCollective
    @LegacyOrchestraCollective Рік тому

    I went to high school with Morgan and Morgan kids. Now I’m hearing Chrissy talking about their ads?! 😂 wild.

  • @DK-gy4vz
    @DK-gy4vz Рік тому +1

    Please release some new merch! My colonial Chrissy shirt is fire . That Boston shirt was cool as well.

  • @raqueldeshow9678
    @raqueldeshow9678 Рік тому

    I need that outdo track. It's a banger

  • @danieljamescreek
    @danieljamescreek Рік тому +3

    Love Jordan. Great get Chrissy

  • @Chainmail13
    @Chainmail13 7 місяців тому

    I love Jaz laughing in the background

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 Рік тому +1

    56:08 - Glad my hometown of Augusta triggers a "WHAT?" reaction from New Yorkers

  • @patrickyoung2815
    @patrickyoung2815 Рік тому

    Awesome ending

  • @SenaYildirim-j9h
    @SenaYildirim-j9h 5 місяців тому

    I will never forget where I was on 9/11, because that is also where I was when I heard Jordan on the Cheek Clappers podcast for the first time

  • @JamieSilva1
    @JamieSilva1 Рік тому +1

    33:39 absolutely agree 😂👏🏼

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom Рік тому +1

    Mom is lookin great😍

  • @dot_t
    @dot_t Рік тому +4

    Great episode! Jordan fucking rocks!!! ❤️✨

  • @WingZero1
    @WingZero1 Рік тому +2

    Was this filmed in the summer time😂

  • @voodooladyink6869
    @voodooladyink6869 Рік тому

    This was such a great ep, I can't possibly address it all. I would love to be Jordan's PA. Shanks, loves. MERRY KWANZICHRISTIKA!!

  • @TaylorJohnHardin
    @TaylorJohnHardin 8 місяців тому +1

    Either they predicted the future or a Netflix executive literally gave Shane a show because of this lolol shoutout Tires

  • @poisonousnut
    @poisonousnut Рік тому +5

    FINALLY!!
    an episode with JUST chrissy and the guest. this is what every episode should be.

  • @JoseConseco-w6y
    @JoseConseco-w6y 2 місяці тому

    Late to the pod. But tires is pretty funny Shane and Stavy baby !!

  • @arianacharry2881
    @arianacharry2881 Рік тому +3

    I fucking love Jordan

  • @ElT1greVerde
    @ElT1greVerde Рік тому +3

    Jordan Jensen presents "Property Lesbians" :D

  • @Steveatetheicecream
    @Steveatetheicecream Рік тому +3

    Now we’re doing it right

  • @OBSaxman
    @OBSaxman Рік тому

    "I Don't know what that means I'm a Woman" Chrissy Housewife 😂

  • @otjunior
    @otjunior Рік тому +2

    “Lesbian commune” now there’s your reality show!!

  • @StephieNeedsAdventure
    @StephieNeedsAdventure Рік тому

    we've gotta get Jordan on WHGS w/ Ashley Gavin!

  • @bigpoppa312
    @bigpoppa312 5 місяців тому

    One reason why we teach little ones about their bodies is because they need to learn the proper terms for everything. Cases with kids who have been physically or sexually abused have been thrown out simply because they didn’t call their private parts by the proper terms

  • @joelfromcanada7327
    @joelfromcanada7327 Рік тому +1

    Every Tradeswoman ive worked with in construction and carpentry are Awesome

  • @xDMG15x
    @xDMG15x Рік тому +2

    This is the funniest pod i’ve seen with Jordan, and its such a relief not having to listen to Ian at the same time for once.

  • @Jo-sv6uw
    @Jo-sv6uw Рік тому

    i thought it was a space weapon to be honest🤣

  • @TrashParadiseKing
    @TrashParadiseKing Рік тому +5

    Yo what happened to Titi Jerry? Hope she ok

    • @brimi23
      @brimi23 Рік тому +3

      Asking the real questions. I miss the Chrissy+titi+pimp episodes

  • @DomesticatedAnimal
    @DomesticatedAnimal Рік тому +1

    They say “Warts” 15 times in 1 minute 🎉

  • @aminshahsavar8348
    @aminshahsavar8348 8 місяців тому

    its so funny how they say shane gillis should get his own netflix show similar to gilly an keeves and 5 months later its literally coming out, They called it thats awesome

  • @jkatzbeats4130
    @jkatzbeats4130 Рік тому

    Love the setup. Audio sounds very roomy tho

  • @calculatechaos
    @calculatechaos Рік тому

    Chris didn't stop talking for an hour lol

  • @schingh1973
    @schingh1973 Рік тому +1

    I saw Jordan with Bobby Lee and Santino. She was great!!

  • @christianscacchetti9178
    @christianscacchetti9178 Рік тому +1

    I need a Titi Jerry update 😢

  • @Benjamin.S.S.
    @Benjamin.S.S. Рік тому +1

    Chrissy, take a vacation or something because WOW, it seems like you really don't want to pod anymore. I say this outta love bro.

  • @danielpaone6022
    @danielpaone6022 Рік тому +3

    I foresee a great opportunity for an Austin Powers bit where behind the curtain Chrissy goes hold on a second we got to clean this out first and then starts pulling random objects from behind the curtain before doing the bleaching lol

  • @zephyrleapold6796
    @zephyrleapold6796 Рік тому

    Would like to see them add more dampening to cut down the reverb in there.

  • @Chris-pi7fm
    @Chris-pi7fm 7 місяців тому

    1,2,3... Was funny

  • @OptionalDilemma
    @OptionalDilemma Рік тому +2

    Why give Chrissy more money? He has enough lmao.

  • @robertallenburton7455
    @robertallenburton7455 Рік тому

    There's a really cool State Park near Ithaca where you can walk trails with cliffs on both sides of you like something out of an Indiana Jones movie and it also has clean stream to swim in with a waterfall you can jump off of.

  • @michaelruggiero8284
    @michaelruggiero8284 Рік тому

    ! am absolutely in love with this women!!❤ Chris you are beautiful

  • @drayofchilastra
    @drayofchilastra Рік тому +2

    Gotta stop the career talk, man. Im begging you. It's not funny. That's WHY im listening. I'll settle for interesting, but...chatting about tv show sales schemes is the OPPOSITE of interesting. Jordan deserved...better, brother. Still love you.
    Youre one of my favorites. I care enough to say something. It's an easy fix. Nothing to cry in the shower about.

  • @virgillray9570
    @virgillray9570 2 місяці тому

    Jokes about Netflix stealing the idea for giving a good comdian a show right before Shane gets his.. 👀👀

  • @BooTz303
    @BooTz303 Рік тому

    Yooo shoutout Salem! Shoutout shit town's! 🤙

  • @MusaMeliha
    @MusaMeliha 5 місяців тому

    What's better, this or her appearance on Cheek Clappers?

  • @OneWittyWidow
    @OneWittyWidow Рік тому +2

    Can Chrissy play Jordan’s Dad!?

  • @michellegerbo349
    @michellegerbo349 Рік тому

    When in Reno look up " EROS for Jaden

  • @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley
    @AriMarkShaneKippyFoley Рік тому +3

    I find these podcasts very sad. I feel sorry for the guests. Chris seems so disinterested. Chris can't handle all his success and money. Maybe he's cheating on girlfriend. Somethings up.

  • @jakobsynn8570
    @jakobsynn8570 Рік тому

    The guy who called in 2nd for the call-in segment sounded like he called the wrong number.

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 Рік тому

    Girl .. Colombian AND combat vet Marine? 🚩🚩. Not gonna lie...🔥🔥🤣😂