[SS14] The Lubening!

[@labroske]

I like how there are bombs going off and you can hear an esword on evac and security somehow still has time to bother trying to arrest you for the crime of having too many tomatoes

[@noldevin]

Typical sec

[@combativeThinker]

Actual shitsec moment, holy shit.

[@alithsko9207]

One thing that you could do for this is put all your robust harvest in one plant and then spread it via restrained sampling, I did this and managed to give the clown slippery wheat of enormous size, which as you can imagine gave me an Oppenheimer moment when I saw an entire squad of sec get slipped all at once

[@alithsko9207]

But uh, by increasing the size of your blue tomatoes that would give you increased amount of lube per tomato

[@SuperDicq]

@@alithsko9207 Ah yes of course. This game is far from perfect.
I did not have a plan at the start of the round to set up the most efficiently possible lube farm in botany, this is all improv.
Imagine my power if I actually made plans in this game.

[@andrewgreeb916]

​@@alithsko9207at that rate crossbreed with cocoa prior to mutation to increase harvest yield, cause mutation adds the new reagents regardless of tampering with the original.
If you're feeling bolder tower cap crossbreed to make the most robust tomato ever.

[@Lil.Grandpa]

Lubing sec's department is the funniest shit on the planet.

[@StitchedCat_Needle]

we hate the fun police

[@kwahn106]

aka the police

[@DankManPlays]

Shockenaugh is a massive hardass

[@frog_man_ree]

Time to intentional shit-cadet (AKA, an actually fun security member to be around)

[@Kaiser12349]

Detective once again proves to be the best in Sec by not giving two shits about anything while somehow being the most robust.

[@Kjackhammer]

One way to get all the lube tomatoes into the duffels faster is to pick them all up with the plant bags super plant suction, then transfer the contents of the plant bag into the duffel

[@fernando47180]

You can also put the bags in your bag slot, and use the hotkey to quick store the matoes into the duffel bag.

[@Elyk111]

Insane to see sec trying to arrest you and the captain actually lasering you on harmony roundend, where eorg is supposed to be against the rules. For the crime of throwing lube tomatoes??? Insane.

[@teromax3463]

that captain got rolebanned like 2-3 rounds after that for getting absolutely drunk, that's my boy

[@SuperDicq]

@@teromax3463 Yeah I think I heard something about that.

[@GrinchAxel]

another fine day for shitcurity, ignoring the apparent assasination attempt on the command staff just to bag the botanist who had already lubed 70% of the shuttle.

[@dogbone10]

Opinion: Evac griefing is bad and players shouldnt do it
Counterpoint: How is anyone supposed commit a murder while slipping over eachother? Checkmate and case closed.

[@jacobrutzke691]

Syndie noslips:

[@SuperDicq]

The first rule of griefing is: It's not griefing if it is funny.

[@fernando47180]

​@@SuperDicqI doubt that will hold up on the ban appeal tbh.

[@Lil.Grandpa]

@@fernando47180 it’s based if that’s the appeal reason.

[@phantomderp834]

Shitsec with their stun baton...

[@DankManPlays]

Shockenaugh is a hardass

[@Train115]

More Ann Violet shenanigans.

[@admiralobvious]

Suggestion if you do this again next time. Get a whole bunch of snap pops and then throw them at the pile of duffels with the tomatoes in them. This will cause all of the tomatoes to break at once (may need a few snap pops) and flood the whole ship.

[@joshuawaldron5929]

I MUST DO THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

[@SuperDicq]

Ok this is funny too, but that means no food fight between crew members.

[@thesuperpunmaster6369]

@@SuperDicq maybe keep some of them separate for the food fight

[@combativeThinker]

@@SuperDicq
If you combine this with the advice you received on how to create super-sized, robust tomatoes...
Dear God.

[@DankManPlays]

Shockenaugh staya being a hardass

[@teromax3463]

oh my god i owe an apology to john shockenaubg after all of that i had the fucking audacity to come and ask for my chemist back

[@KalebKeough]

If you wanna save a little time, you can use a plant bag to pick up all the lube tomato's and then you can right click with the bag onto the duffels and there is a transfer all ability.

[@MayoIsYummy]

sec with galoshoes is powergaming i think

[@Jim-ee6du]

They HAD to powergame or they could never stop Ann from harmlessly throwing lube into the escape shuttle! Very funny that they were so motivated to fun police they broke the rules to do so.

[@jacobrutzke691]

​@Jim-ee6du it is power gaming but I dissagree that it's harmless. Evac greifing isn't fun.

[@SuperDicq]

I don't think it's powergaming to ask the janitor to borrow their for galoshes in a situation like this.

[@ngl2.0-qo2pl]

@@SuperDicqpowergaming would be they asking for those without any good reason, if a antag is hiding somewhere full of lube (or actively using lube) seems fair for sec to ask for those

[@noodle-km9nq]

I always wanted to do this as botanist, but my RNG always makes kudzu :')

[@Blued_Bandit]

If you'd like to avoid kudzu, pay attention to your crops and de-weed them often while mutating. The cause is the weeds mutating into kudzu.

[@little_man-]

I also did this, but we added fly ammonia into the mix (We weren't antags)

[@LucaGlitchy]

I was in that round! I was a visitor vox, Krapreve (im in the video! 13:20 hi youtube)
At the time o was probably annoyed but looking back it's funny to watch
I think I also handed out magboots that I made

[@shadowcz9872]

I did this once but i put in tomato pirozine so we had fireballs it wasnt effective but hey kida fun

[@Goddessllias]

Sec arresting people solely to steal their magboots at round end is definitely a thing. Love seeing this.