Things I DON'T LIKE About GERMANY! (As a British person)

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  • @-Lazy
    @-Lazy 4 роки тому +1450

    EVERYONE IN GERMANY knows this ONE rule!!:
    DB ALWAYS comes late!
    (German train company)

    • @alexanimate5906
      @alexanimate5906 3 роки тому +16

      True

    • @Israel_will_prevail
      @Israel_will_prevail 3 роки тому +42

      Lmao I have been in Germany, the train is late maybe in a minute, here in Israel if the train comes 20 minutes late everyone are surprised that it came so early

    • @alexanimate5906
      @alexanimate5906 3 роки тому +14

      @@Israel_will_prevail lmao sorry dude love frome germany ✌

    • @Israel_will_prevail
      @Israel_will_prevail 3 роки тому +12

      @@alexanimate5906 liebe zurück aus Israel ;)

    • @norbertfleck812
      @norbertfleck812 3 роки тому +13

      Unless you rely on the train being late ...
      Then the train will be exactly in time.

  • @god3485
    @god3485 5 років тому +5120

    In Germany we put our windows at Kipp and i think that’s beautiful

    • @main6637
      @main6637 5 років тому +161

      it truly is

    • @grxh6633
      @grxh6633 5 років тому +179

      Wait do they not have that in britain

    • @god3485
      @god3485 5 років тому +41

      Grxh nope

    • @evaderxx117
      @evaderxx117 5 років тому +148

      Nein, Stichwort Stoßlüften!

    • @grxh6633
      @grxh6633 5 років тому +75

      @@god3485 oh my god these poor men

  • @Link-tr4qq
    @Link-tr4qq 5 років тому +506

    „Die Verspätung von 15 Minuten wird pünktlich eingehalten.“
    Ist wahrscheinlich einer meiner lieblings Sätze :D

    • @gordonramsay9416
      @gordonramsay9416 5 років тому +27

      Link 27 11 „Cannabis ist verboten, weil es illegal ist“ ist einer meiner Lieblingssätze

    • @silverfeather7638
      @silverfeather7638 5 років тому

      What😂😂 hab ich ja noch nie gehört

    • @leon-fo1fq
      @leon-fo1fq 5 років тому

      Bei Hermes ist es das gleiche

    • @yesnaja
      @yesnaja 5 років тому +2

      "Die züge der linie... Um .14 Uhr halten planmäßig an gleis drei" wenn die mal planmäßig irgendwo halten wäre mir das schon recht 😂

    • @chloethompson8766
      @chloethompson8766 5 років тому

      QUE!?!?!?

  • @mysterious_froggy
    @mysterious_froggy 2 роки тому +134

    The other day my history teacher gave me an assignment to write about my culture. I asked my mom what our culture was (because I have never come to a point in my life where I need to know that-) and she replied with "Oh. I'm part German and French. But Germany sucks so just talk about France." that was so out of context

    • @xaraxaltaris34
      @xaraxaltaris34 2 роки тому +24

      How dare she put the french over the wonderful Germany!

    • @mysterious_froggy
      @mysterious_froggy 2 роки тому +18

      @@xaraxaltaris34 ikr?? It was so sad and I didn't know how to respond lol

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 Рік тому +1

      @@xaraxaltaris34
      I hope you're just kidding.

    • @nataliemorett1911
      @nataliemorett1911 Рік тому +2

      *insert all quiet at the western front movie here*

    • @mimolettemeow7166
      @mimolettemeow7166 11 місяців тому

      France haves baguettes, Germany haves beer, France's SNCF is arguably worse than German Deutsche Bahn, particularly in Nord-Pas de Calais

  • @slyfoxyandalifesaver
    @slyfoxyandalifesaver 5 років тому +637

    Chip:"Public transport..."
    Me: *deep breath in* Southern Rail!

    • @aryadroettning836
      @aryadroettning836 5 років тому +24

      I totally agree. I'm German and I thought our trains were awful... until I had to go from London to Guilford on my own. /Owo\
      I have never had a more unpleasant experience with public transport.

    • @solarsatan9000
      @solarsatan9000 5 років тому

      @@aryadroettning836 then dont go to guilford it's a shitwhole

    • @aryadroettning836
      @aryadroettning836 5 років тому

      @@solarsatan9000 if you need to because you live in bloody Loxwood in West Sussex you kinda have to... unless you want to take a train to London from Billingshurst that takes an hour to Guilford and then 30 min to London while Guilford is a 30 min drive🙈

  • @eliaseis6093
    @eliaseis6093 5 років тому +3643

    Yeah, the "Deutschebahn" is a meme in Germany. xD

    • @slyyyth762
      @slyyyth762 5 років тому +229

      Man sagt wenn jemand zu spät kommt: "Du bist langsamer als die Deutsche Bahn"

    • @missmischi6667
      @missmischi6667 5 років тому +38

      @@slyyyth762 ich glaube er versteht unsere sprache nicht

    • @schmockonaut4843
      @schmockonaut4843 5 років тому +131

      Berliner Flughafen...

    • @pia4370
      @pia4370 5 років тому +60

      @@schmockonaut4843 xD der deutsche Insider

    • @handelnick6840
      @handelnick6840 5 років тому +31

      @@slyyyth762 Das sagt eigentlich niemand lmao

  • @Pandacalifornia
    @Pandacalifornia 3 роки тому +235

    I was half expecting a VPN sponsor when you talked about how bad the Netflix selection was.

  • @Kodiak_Pup77
    @Kodiak_Pup77 Рік тому +35

    I’m learning German in school, and just completed my first year. All I have to say is…
    ….this is heckin’ relatable! It’s a hard language to learn but it’s fun at the same time. Except for all the umm…”the’s”.

    • @creepy08
      @creepy08 11 місяців тому +3

      So ist das halt

  • @MachtSchatten
    @MachtSchatten 4 роки тому +186

    6:00 der zug verspätet sich um 5 Minuten -> 10 Minuten ->30 Minuten -> fällt aus *''*AAHHHHHHHHHHH*''*

    • @HowdyMyDarlin
      @HowdyMyDarlin 4 роки тому +2

      Mein Zug hatte 1 and halb Stunden Verspätung 😢😢😢

    • @Nobody_4372
      @Nobody_4372 4 роки тому

      Frustrating

  • @jogmanson9510
    @jogmanson9510 4 роки тому +418

    "German Netflix sucks"
    Oh i know.

    • @takeoYasha
      @takeoYasha 4 роки тому +10

      It sucks?
      I don't think so. We have everything including original voice. Try to Netflix and Chill in an Islamic Country - you only have Bollywood there!

    • @iotalion
      @iotalion 4 роки тому +3

      that's why i'm using vpn to watch netflix or disney+

    • @bauju
      @bauju 4 роки тому +1

      Tor browser...
      ;)

    • @takeoYasha
      @takeoYasha 4 роки тому +1

      @@bauju Blockada App on firetv xD

    • @codeassassin6682
      @codeassassin6682 4 роки тому

      @@bauju Tor* Ich wusste nicht mal, dass das mit Tor geht... Ich mache es mit Proxys

  • @Brid1
    @Brid1 4 роки тому +2024

    Germans: see German in the title
    Also Germans: well, well, well, ze Kommentarbereich belongs uns

  • @bubatz1648
    @bubatz1648 4 роки тому +201

    In England we say "sorry im late"
    In Germany we say"bin mit der deutschen bahn gefahren"

  • @vincemerrit9226
    @vincemerrit9226 Рік тому +9

    Honestly, I am also learning Deutsch, it's kind of hard when it comes to grammar, but other than it, it's great. Also, I love your accent, it's a mix of British and German, it sounds great. I am proud of you.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle Рік тому

      I grew up with German and I don't understand the Grammar at all... tho English Grammar is relatively nonexistent in comparison so I'm not sure which I prefer 😆
      English is simpler for the most part.

  • @hagan9764
    @hagan9764 5 років тому +207

    5:56 same I can't travel without making sure I'm getting on the right train/bus/plane about 20 times

    • @vivienne1349
      @vivienne1349 5 років тому

      Yeah, this one time, my sister and i landed and when we went to our gate, we almost got on a plane to Las Vegas cause we were at the gate next to our gate, but, gimme a break, i got 3 hours of sleep the night before. :p

    • @didrik3631
      @didrik3631 5 років тому

      ITS the same in norway to and meny more ITS so iretating Plz just let me On the bus. I am writing this when im waiting On the bus.

    • @R_candy
      @R_candy 5 років тому +1

      I just wont travel alone i fricing hate it and im always thinking im on the wrong train

    • @benedict_heim
      @benedict_heim 5 років тому +1

      I’m always scared to miss my train/bus

  • @blebleble9624
    @blebleble9624 5 років тому +283

    My friend said ,,Die Junge" once, so since that, we call him "Die Junge". XD

  • @ivyistired
    @ivyistired 5 років тому +312

    In Germany we don't say
    ''I have to go now''
    We klatschen the hands on the Oberschenkel and say ''SO''
    and I think thats beautiful :)

    • @insanegsxs1417
      @insanegsxs1417 5 років тому +5

      stolen comment...

    • @ivyistired
      @ivyistired 5 років тому +11

      @@insanegsxs1417
      So? There's tons of things like these, even memes about it!
      What's wrong with using a meme like god darnit man

    • @laurin.s
      @laurin.s 5 років тому +2

      Ebenfalls deutscher😊

    • @mrblub2809
      @mrblub2809 5 років тому +1

      In Österreich macht man das gleiche

    • @ryu9803
      @ryu9803 4 роки тому +2

      Hola the Woodenfairy! Your Englisch is the beste, the I heard til now

  • @gIuri-
    @gIuri- 3 роки тому +9

    The "auf geht's!" At the start was actually pretty good

  • @TheLadysAtelier
    @TheLadysAtelier 5 років тому +474

    Chip, I don't think they're staring at you because you're speaking English, I think it's because of how unbelievably adorable your voice is >w

  • @Ki-pk9ln
    @Ki-pk9ln 4 роки тому +212

    Me: ah cool video I wonder ho-
    Everyone else on comment section:" speaks german"
    Me:I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!

  • @leshurlementsdelacave9563
    @leshurlementsdelacave9563 2 роки тому +2

    For the Netflix = an VPN could help, maybe (I advice to try it as an option). I'm agree that Germany doesn't seems to have the best softpower like Japan or US/UK (wtf with Derrick?). Anyway they have a culture, history, city aestetic, huge forests, pastries, which make Germany an awesome place (so they're forgiveable).

  • @sendhelp7057
    @sendhelp7057 3 роки тому +847

    Everyone in Germany makes fun about the DB („Deutsche Bahn“), even people who don’t use them... like me...

    • @vaporisedbreadegg7096
      @vaporisedbreadegg7096 3 роки тому +25

      I can make spaghetti

    • @sendhelp7057
      @sendhelp7057 3 роки тому +28

      @@vaporisedbreadegg7096 congratulations you can throw something into hot water 👏👏

    • @jevilknightderverbesserer3509
      @jevilknightderverbesserer3509 3 роки тому +4

      Und ich nehm DIEE ROOOOOTEEEEEEEENN MÜÜÜÜNZEN um ein propeller anzug zu kriegen geht schneller als die DB

    • @Razor918
      @Razor918 3 роки тому +8

      I only used the DB once and will never use it again, it was 2 hours late lol

    • @PyroInMotion
      @PyroInMotion 3 роки тому +4

      ,,Senk ju vor traveling wis Deutze Bahn!" kann ich da nur sagen. Ich liebe Bahn fahren aber lieber zum Spaß oder zum reisen mit viel Extra Zeit und wenn man alternative Züge kennt.
      Oder mal S-Bahn wo eh alle 10-20min eine fährt.
      Nunja, es liegt wohl an der schlechten Infrastruktur und den ausgelasteten Strecken.
      Dann kommen auch noch kleinere Pannen vor und Baustellen.
      Man darf natürlich auch nicht vergessen das die Bahn seit Jahren bewährte Maschinen abstellt und so Schrott wie der ICE 1 immer noch im Dienst steht und eben einfach keine Alternativen da sind weil ja alle Reserven aufs Abstellgleis kommen.

  • @schatten6311
    @schatten6311 2 роки тому +1

    Greetings from Germany :)
    I totally agree with you, articles are worse, you don't learn that in 2 years, our public transport is a catastrophe, ehm I've never eaten cheddar but must be a treat

  • @loris4520
    @loris4520 5 років тому +419

    Are you an actuall cat?? I think I saw you yesterday in my garden

    • @BerxToTheTom
      @BerxToTheTom 5 років тому +21

      der deutsche und seine extreme l u s t i g k e i t

    • @loris4520
      @loris4520 5 років тому +2

      @@BerxToTheTom ja is doch so

    • @BerxToTheTom
      @BerxToTheTom 5 років тому

      @@loris4520 ja schon

    • @tntrigued5011
      @tntrigued5011 5 років тому +1

      You're his or her fans right? This is my first time i saw this channel so i want to ask something is this person a furries?

    • @mars_7673
      @mars_7673 5 років тому

      Lorisツ you are a lucky boi..

  • @CobysChannel-hi2lc
    @CobysChannel-hi2lc 3 роки тому +2

    One day Me and one of my friends had to do a slide show on Russia and I accidentally typed one of the foods is fish eggs made out of fish eggs, and in Russia Santa is named Ded Moroz. By the time we got to the culture section we were bursting out laughing and the teacher told us to sit down. Now whenever I hear the words fish eggs I think of fish eggs made out of fish eggs and for some reason it’s still funny

  • @blackkatze4773
    @blackkatze4773 3 роки тому +465

    I really laughed hard about the ariticle part. As a native german I can 100% agree on your point that even german starts arguing (really heavily) about articles sometimes. And this it self is hillarious enough, but is so damn cliché of german people as well... beeing super detailed and close to rules. The fight normally ends with one person checking a dictionnary. And even the freaking dicionnary sometimes is like "both maskuline ans feminin articles are used"
    Its so messed up. I loved this about english classes a lot... "this this this and this article in english... is the. Chapter closed"

    • @hchskxnbcj
      @hchskxnbcj 3 роки тому +23

      Das Nutella

    • @shiidooo
      @shiidooo 3 роки тому +29

      @@hchskxnbcj Die Nutella!!

    • @milchbrotchen2930
      @milchbrotchen2930 3 роки тому +23

      @@shiidooo Das Nutella ist die einzig richtige Antwort..alles andere sorgt für Krieg xD

    • @AlicjaDee
      @AlicjaDee 3 роки тому +9

      "shut up, germans" ~the dictionary

    • @RobinundCobra11
      @RobinundCobra11 3 роки тому +31

      @@hchskxnbcj *das* Nutella*glass*
      *die* Nutella*creme*
      *der* Nutella*aufstrich*
      Der Artikel bezieht sich meist auf das weggelassen Nomen nach Nutella.

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +4

    2:44
    "Hey Cat sauce. Michael here."

  • @alinab.3374
    @alinab.3374 5 років тому +501

    Can u pleas make a video in witch you're just speaking German. I'm from Germany and I would love to hear you talking German.

    • @onech3ck638
      @onech3ck638 5 років тому +45

      Yay Same (Ich bin auch eine Deutsche Qualitätskartoffel)

    • @TheMarslMcFly
      @TheMarslMcFly 5 років тому +17

      @Phoenix The Cheetah :3 He says "Yay Same (I'm also a german quality potato)"

    • @snksksnskalxc4796
      @snksksnskalxc4796 5 років тому +8

      He/She would, but the english viewers(people who only know english) wouldn’t understand unless he/she puts in translation. And that would take him longer-
      Also, not hating! Just saying

    • @smellslikerain
      @smellslikerain 5 років тому

      Catgirl05 no cuz the majority of veiwers don’t speak german

    • @smellslikerain
      @smellslikerain 5 років тому

      Sunset Vybes she

  • @stellanovaluna
    @stellanovaluna 2 роки тому +1

    2:14 that’s why there’s OUR SPONSOR FOR TODAY NORD VPN

  • @Voxellotl
    @Voxellotl 4 роки тому +1634

    Me: a German*thinks the vid is full english*
    Vid: AUF GEHT'S
    Me: Nani?
    Edit: CHRIST HOW DID I GET THESE LIKES
    Edit 2: i uh.... i came back a while later... h o w?

  • @issy4897uwu
    @issy4897uwu 3 роки тому +2

    I'm not from Germany.
    I'm not from the UK.
    I'm not from the US
    I'm not from Russia
    I'm from Brazil

  • @margaretherosel1416
    @margaretherosel1416 5 років тому +377

    Gosh, ich will nicht wissen, wie es ist, Grammatik für die Deutsche Sprache zu lernen. Ich meine selbst wir Deutschen können es nicht😂

    • @ambrewillem6793
      @ambrewillem6793 5 років тому +10

      Ist schwer ,kann ich bestätigen komme aber aus Frankreich nicht aus England

    • @onesarcasticboi8760
      @onesarcasticboi8760 5 років тому +1

      Aha lerne es dann

    • @ambrewillem6793
      @ambrewillem6793 5 років тому +3

      @@onesarcasticboi8760 ich kann es,aber es war schwer zu lernen

    • @rima682
      @rima682 5 років тому +1

      @@ambrewillem6793 ja französisch ist auch schwer mit den ganzen Objekt Pronomen und so

    • @onesarcasticboi8760
      @onesarcasticboi8760 5 років тому

      @@ambrewillem6793 meinte nicht dich und freue mich für dich das du es gelernt hast

  • @nicoruppert4207
    @nicoruppert4207 5 років тому +68

    You should never talk smack about German cheese, we're the biggest cheese exporters in the world, even the French buy it (and that says a lot).

    • @gwenethp511
      @gwenethp511 5 років тому +5

      It's true, German cheese is pretty good. -a Frenchi

    • @shellyfernandez3300
      @shellyfernandez3300 5 років тому +4

      Mahatma Christ The IV *offended in swiss*

    • @dramalexi
      @dramalexi 5 років тому

      Yeah I really like swiss chease. The only tasty german cheese is "Maasdammer"

    • @matthiaszauner2880
      @matthiaszauner2880 5 років тому +1

      @@gwenethp511 nah, austrian gauda or emmentaler are the best

    • @jwider96
      @jwider96 5 років тому

      @@dramalexi but maasdamer is Dutch? I also think no one can complain about cheese in Germany we have here plenty of different cheeses from all over Europe

  • @ckc9913studios
    @ckc9913studios 2 роки тому

    Me, an American: **Confused deep-fryed shotgun noises**

  • @drawing_kitty5519
    @drawing_kitty5519 Рік тому

    As someone who goes to school here in Germany, I gotta say, if you take the bus (which is the case most of the time) it's not that terrible of a nightmare as the deutsche Bahn. Still a nightmare though- you gotta really push others aside if you wanna get into the bus or else you won't get to your destination and just be pushed back out again... I just re-read that. Screw that first part. It really is terrible. 😂

  • @nooneinparticular9837
    @nooneinparticular9837 3 роки тому +205

    German in the title
    Germans: *ZUGRIFF*

  • @Phoenix15412
    @Phoenix15412 2 роки тому

    the thing with the artikle is so true if you question 5 people in germany whats the artikle for nutella you get 6 different answers

  • @WrathfulEel
    @WrathfulEel 6 місяців тому

    “German netflix sucks” god, i half expected a vpn ad

  • @opalplaystudios4386
    @opalplaystudios4386 3 роки тому +184

    Germans sneezing be like:
    *ATCHUNG-*

  • @Marre2795
    @Marre2795 3 роки тому +133

    UA-cam did the thing again where they showed me an interesting and entertaining channel late at night, and now it's already 1 hour past bedtime... I guess I'll be binging the rest of the channel tomorrow.

    • @kayleaf
      @kayleaf 3 роки тому +2

      I see u have fallen into the trap as well. I found this channel a few nights ago and it's my go to for binging before bed. 😅

    • @muncherofpizza
      @muncherofpizza 2 роки тому

      Big mood

    • @donaldtrumpscat2443
      @donaldtrumpscat2443 2 роки тому

      Literally me. It's 1:07 right now and I really should sleep... but I gotta watch

  • @Eireguy_
    @Eireguy_ 3 роки тому +1

    Germans Watching This Video:
    "Haha alberne Briten, du hast deinen letzten Tee getrunken, jetzt sollst du den Boden essen"

  • @splicerino5386
    @splicerino5386 5 років тому +338

    UK boi uploads an video about germany
    German bois in comment sections:
    HAHA Du hast recht

  • @ThatOneKat511
    @ThatOneKat511 Рік тому +7

    I started to learn German a bit after watching this video and I was like, “how bad can the word “the” really be?”
    I have suffered more with remembering what “the” I’m supposed to use then any other thing in the language.

  • @dasdazor4913
    @dasdazor4913 5 років тому +426

    Ja ich hasse auch Artikel *ARTIKEL 13* es tut mir leid ._.

    • @ertzui4468
      @ertzui4468 5 років тому +6

      Geil gesagt

    • @jessi_art8238
      @jessi_art8238 5 років тому +6

      DasDazor 😂 mega gut 👌🏻👍🏻

    • @dasdazor4913
      @dasdazor4913 5 років тому +2

      @@jessi_art8238 danke mit ist es jetzt auch aufgefallen es heißt natürlich *DenDazor* schuldigung hab nie in deutsch aufgepasst

    • @russiandoggo1465
      @russiandoggo1465 5 років тому +2

      @@dasdazor4913 Hä er hat nur "mega gut" geschrieben also auf deinen Kommentar

    • @dasdazor4913
      @dasdazor4913 5 років тому +1

      @@russiandoggo1465 hab die benachrichtigunh bekommen bevor der kommentar so geändert wurde davor war es ohne mega gut

  • @falkirollet5379
    @falkirollet5379 2 роки тому +1

    As a French, I can say your not a passionate of cheese. The true one prefer a good camenbert at a... **cheddar**

  • @sodacereal8987
    @sodacereal8987 4 роки тому +243

    Im deutschen sesamstraße: der die das [...] wieso weshalb warum
    Im englischen: the the the [...] why why why
    XDDDDD

    • @chaoslord5723
      @chaoslord5723 4 роки тому +14

      epischer Kommentar

    • @gerri42
      @gerri42 4 роки тому +8

      Is halt so

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 роки тому +7

      Das fasst sehr gut den Unterschied zwischen deutsch und Englisch zusammen

  • @annikalangolf2673
    @annikalangolf2673 3 роки тому +119

    As a German student I can count the number of times I was late to school because my train was either late or just kicked us all out in one spot because of "technical difficulties"

  • @sanicsanic6890
    @sanicsanic6890 2 місяці тому

    I mean the language thing is a thing everywhere. I'm from Florida and there are quite a few Hispanics here and when they start speaking Spanish to each other everyone stares. Not me personally cuz I'm used to it but still. This is also from someone who only can speak US English btw.

  • @nickname6007
    @nickname6007 Рік тому

    When you mentioned the Artikel part my brain immediatly went to "Nutella" which is one of the most commonly debated words when it comes to what artikel is right.

  • @max-abobea
    @max-abobea 2 роки тому +1

    2:10 this clip is sponsored by every VPN in existence

  • @supercellfreak3627
    @supercellfreak3627 3 роки тому +131

    5:38 senk ju for träveling wis Deutsche Bahn

  • @aaronjohnson1709
    @aaronjohnson1709 2 роки тому +1

    I love germany because there are so many places you can travel , and theres alot of snow.
    its amazing i want to move back there when get older, but there are some up and downs about it.

  • @chaospxl_
    @chaospxl_ 5 років тому +76

    That Mouth Animation is really darn fluid. Gut gemacht!

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 5 років тому +3

      YEET YEET

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 5 років тому

      I LOVE IT SO MUCHCFCTJCFJMCFYKKCFUCFHKCYKRCKFHCFHKCKFYKCFY SO CUTE

  • @Mindspectrum
    @Mindspectrum 4 роки тому +301

    One: Die Nutella
    Two: Das Nutella
    Civil War

  • @SUBMERGED880
    @SUBMERGED880 3 роки тому

    Chipflake: *says something in english*
    *Germany wants to know your location*

  • @deagleoneone
    @deagleoneone 4 роки тому +358

    Me: (is German) asked my grandpa why he doesn't speak english. He said "It's the language of the enemies." Technically, he's right.

  • @sanicsanic6890
    @sanicsanic6890 2 місяці тому

    I feel the same way about the food thing with like cheese balls and other snacks. Sometimes you just need a good comfort snack.

  • @ugandaknuckles4351
    @ugandaknuckles4351 4 роки тому +423

    Who is also looking for a comment that isnt german
    Spass bin auch deutsch

  • @robinhauschild-nocker6380
    @robinhauschild-nocker6380 5 років тому +95

    Next point: Public Transport.
    Well, you got really got the german spirit 😂

    • @bananepluesch5248
      @bananepluesch5248 5 років тому +1

      In a country with car industry in this very high position, public transport HAS to be this way or people would not have the need to get a car. Simple.

  • @flemm4025
    @flemm4025 5 років тому +167

    As a German, I totally agree with all of your points. Absolutely.

  • @Raeclaw
    @Raeclaw 3 роки тому

    Lidl exists over here in Sweden too, it's an alright supermarket

  • @fazbearco
    @fazbearco 11 місяців тому

    2:17 the synchro is most the reason i watch 90% of netflix in Englisch

  • @bingodingo4661
    @bingodingo4661 5 років тому +757

    Das "dem" und "den" verstehen auch nur gefühlt 10% aller deutschen 👌

    • @Leo-co3vp
      @Leo-co3vp 5 років тому +56

      Das würde ich so nicht sagen. Ein Großteil derer, die hier aufgewachsen sind, verstehen den Unterschied.

    • @puchi5976
      @puchi5976 5 років тому +50

      Dem ist nicht so
      danke für die likes

    • @wildanimal3107
      @wildanimal3107 5 років тому +4

      Das ist auch schwer für Menschen anderer Sprachen 😑

    • @letsjar9470
      @letsjar9470 5 років тому +23

      "Dem" und "den" ist wie "seid" und "seit" daran scheitern auch viele 😂

    • @jennyabend2549
      @jennyabend2549 5 років тому +9

      @@letsjar9470 seit verwendest du für die Zeitangabe und seid verwendet du, wenn du dieses als Verb oder zum Beschreiben einer Sache benutzen möchtet. Ganz einfach

  • @Themoonstitanic
    @Themoonstitanic Рік тому +1

    As a US 🇺🇸citizen I can agree that we have more Netflix that Germany 🇩🇪 as I went to Germany once so I agree

  • @dark_bat6903
    @dark_bat6903 3 роки тому +122

    "public transport"
    *Deutsche Bahn joined the chat*

  • @Gabry_56
    @Gabry_56 2 роки тому +1

    5:17 little did we know chip already talked about cheese

  • @Juniverse0
    @Juniverse0 5 років тому +241

    As someone who is German, here are my two major problems:
    1: Deutsche Bahn. I find it weird that the "Germans are always on time"-stereotype exists, while our trains always have some sort of delay.
    2: German voice acting. (This one is more of an unpopular opinion of mine, but my god, I can't stand most german dubs. Especially in games)

    • @Astrofrank
      @Astrofrank 5 років тому +6

      The regional (slower) trains I have used so far were almost always in time, in opposite to the ICEs.

    • @Chrisbrei2502
      @Chrisbrei2502 5 років тому +5

      SilverRainbow100 I agree. I can't watch/play any movies, series or games in German anymore. This is especially problematic when you want to watch something with your friends. They are always like: Was ist falsch mit dir, ich hab kein Bock das auf Englisch zu schauen, Deutsche Synchronsprecher sind die besten...

    • @Merls55
      @Merls55 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, german voice acting is terrible😑 I mean... Have you watched anime with german dub?😅😱

    • @yeri3887
      @yeri3887 5 років тому +2

      Princess of fantasy English voice acting in anime is worse than German tho

    • @fuckinantipope5511
      @fuckinantipope5511 5 років тому +8

      Absolutly disagree with point 2. 110% disagree. Most german dubbing is perfectly done. It's highly professional and mostly fits perfect. Stuff like Star Wars or the Anime Evangelion (not the Netflix Version) are PERFECT in german

  • @lukaderallerbeste1402
    @lukaderallerbeste1402 4 роки тому +113

    We even make jokes about how late the trains here are

  • @siegfriedkircheis9579
    @siegfriedkircheis9579 5 років тому +70

    If someone stares at you for hearing English, its because they are so used to Russian, Turkish and Arabic that it baffles them theres other foreigners here.

    • @tehalexy
      @tehalexy 5 років тому +5

      hahaha ... sad but true :D

    • @Lea-im3wr
      @Lea-im3wr 5 років тому +6

      It's true, (especially?) in Nordrhein-Westfalen you just hear that at a dayli bases really often. But if I hear someone speaking English I'm kind of exited.

    • @digitalavali5875
      @digitalavali5875 5 років тому

      привет KAMERAD

    • @bloedjohan7602
      @bloedjohan7602 4 роки тому

      Maybe, but I guess that it is rather because most people here understand a tad of english, which makes it interesting to hear.

  • @a37306
    @a37306 5 місяців тому +1

    you should have included the fact that they start EVERY SINGLE WAR omfg

  • @rose_akira8735
    @rose_akira8735 4 роки тому +273

    So much German comments, wow
    The only actual German word I know is “nein” heh

    • @lil-i4244
      @lil-i4244 4 роки тому +27

      Ja aber das ich mich ab morgen in den Urlaub
      ( just random german words dont worry)

    • @StitchyOfficial
      @StitchyOfficial 4 роки тому +36

      BRATWURST

    • @CptPICHU
      @CptPICHU 4 роки тому +41

      NEIN ist actually a really nice start xD

    • @DarthRevan0007
      @DarthRevan0007 3 роки тому +23

      NEIN NEIN NEIN

    • @Slaydrik
      @Slaydrik 3 роки тому +10

      pretty much the only german words I know are schmetterling, nacht, and schnell

  • @apollo_ley
    @apollo_ley 5 років тому +39

    * lived in NRW for two years *
    * points to the middle of Germany *
    "THAT'S WHERE I LIVED"

  • @GameKnight237
    @GameKnight237 Рік тому

    In Germany we say things like “let’s go bro yeah” just we dont are the guys with bier 🍺 and “Deutsche Bahn”

  • @Fremilia
    @Fremilia 4 роки тому +32

    "Deutsche bahn" is when you go out at 12am but still get the 11:36am train

    • @jdperfect4565
      @jdperfect4565 4 роки тому

      Fedde Robbe all you Had Todo was follow the Damm Train CJ

    • @bavarianboy1305
      @bavarianboy1305 4 роки тому

      @@jdperfect4565 I am having GTA San Andreas flashbacks

  • @stefaniefranke6052
    @stefaniefranke6052 Рік тому

    As someone who got born in germany , i can confirm that the trains are always late

  • @certifiedmlf182
    @certifiedmlf182 5 років тому +89

    *when you haven’t watched UA-cam in a long time and you always thought chip had two brown ears*
    Me: Wait... wat

    • @x-arya-x
      @x-arya-x 5 років тому +1

      gasp! mandela effect!

  • @augustomoreira7441
    @augustomoreira7441 2 роки тому

    chip: *complains about the language*
    litterally every german speaker/student: sure thing bo'o'owotah

  • @Xxl2eactionzZ
    @Xxl2eactionzZ 5 років тому +354

    Hey Chip, how good is your German? Maybe you could do a video in German. And Netflix sucks here yes...just VPN.

    • @quitexofficial7076
      @quitexofficial7076 5 років тому +6

      Was ist mit Netflix falsch wtf?

    • @AJAY.42o
      @AJAY.42o 5 років тому +4

      Umm I don't know if this is still a thing, but Netflix is blocking any VPN's so.. no possibility for UK Netflix, I guess :(

    • @bluebell2334
      @bluebell2334 5 років тому +4

      @@quitexofficial7076Viel weniger Auswahl als in anderen Ländern und dafür ein bisschen zu teuer, mehr nicht.

    • @quitexofficial7076
      @quitexofficial7076 5 років тому +3

      @@bluebell2334 Für mich reicht die Auswahl vollkommen aus. Welche "großen" Serien fehlen denn in der deutschen Version?

    • @gottalook2wice0isverycoolyes
      @gottalook2wice0isverycoolyes 5 років тому +1

      Its germany noob

  • @kuba.504
    @kuba.504 3 роки тому

    As a Pole learning German at school, I can relate to the der die das thing

  • @lukis0057
    @lukis0057 3 роки тому +127

    If youre late, because the Train sucks, you just have to say: deutsche Bahn. Thats enough xD

    • @darkkirbygod
      @darkkirbygod 3 роки тому +2

      And then the teachers still write you in the book for being to late coz they dont care for you cause they hate kids

    • @matteofontana_
      @matteofontana_ 3 роки тому

      hate on i c e

  • @sakimake2626
    @sakimake2626 5 років тому +28

    Btw...If you ever need corn starch again try Kartoffelstärke instead. Somehow we don't really use corn starch in Germany....cuz Kartoffel is precious haha ♡

    • @roosa8159
      @roosa8159 5 років тому

      Yeah and in Finland we use potato starch instead of corn starch

  • @diegoadrian1530
    @diegoadrian1530 2 роки тому +1

    And suprisingly spanish has an entire new word called Ñ >:)

  • @New5oul
    @New5oul 5 років тому +66

    Good thing there's no *gUTen taG* _ear rape_ at the start.

    • @vintxsxsh881
      @vintxsxsh881 5 років тому +2

      New5oul *good day*

    • @GottesScharf
      @GottesScharf 5 років тому

      Even tho in the modern german world you just say "Moin" as a greeting besides for the southern Germany where it is "Grüß Gott" but there is getting "Moin" used more often too. It's spreading.

    • @chrisrudolf9839
      @chrisrudolf9839 5 років тому

      "Moin" isn't a modern greeting, but a casual greeting. It has been here for centuries. Also note that there is a distinct difference between the "Plattdeutsch" northern Germany "Moin" or "Moinmoin", which is a universal casual greeting, and the southwestern "Moin" (also Morsche, Morgn, etc.) which is a shortened regional dialect form of "Guten Morgen" (= Good Morning) and would get you weird looks if you used it in said region in the afternoon or later.

    • @GottesScharf
      @GottesScharf 5 років тому

      @@chrisrudolf9839 The greeting "Moin" is spreading out in this time. I'm from Bremen (northern germany) and I know that we use to say "Moinmoin". In the early 2000's if you would say to a Bayrer "Moin" they would've look at you a bit confused because it is normal for them to use "Grüß Gott". "Moin" is pretty old, but not used everywhere that long.

  • @Lauren-yc6nv
    @Lauren-yc6nv 5 років тому +317

    5 thing I hate about Chipflake
    1 Nothing
    2 Nothing
    3 Nothing
    4 Nothing
    5 NOTHING

  • @timsvoboda8621
    @timsvoboda8621 2 роки тому +3

    2:50 You should try learning czech, it's even worse. I think they say, that for english people czech is one of the hardest languages, so german is not so bad.😅

    • @noahbecker8690
      @noahbecker8690 2 роки тому +1

      Try learning Hebrew, it has its own language, and don’t get me started on remembering the accents…

  • @bl4ckwolftv
    @bl4ckwolftv 5 років тому +44

    It's pretty cool that someone from an other country says what is good and bad in germany.

  • @kevininfante4626
    @kevininfante4626 Місяць тому

    That’s really interesting thanks Chip for teaching me something new 😊

  • @ich_marc_mein_golf
    @ich_marc_mein_golf 4 роки тому +47

    Somebody: *talking english in germany*
    Everyone: *stears*
    Me: *runs up to them* WANNA BE FRIENDS?!!??!?!?!?!?!

    • @aoisora3529
      @aoisora3529 3 роки тому +1

      The people: Was nein wer bist du?!
      (Note: im using a translator and im not german)

  • @ClownAsleep
    @ClownAsleep 2 роки тому +1

    I m french and saying that chedar is a cheese is an insult to the life itself, how dare you...

  • @trashylevin5097
    @trashylevin5097 5 років тому +36

    Okay but I was in a Supermarket in the middle of London and they didn't have Orange Juice.

  • @T.r.a.i.n
    @T.r.a.i.n 3 роки тому

    Everywhere: hospital
    Germany..: *KRANKENHAUS*

  • @TimosGarden
    @TimosGarden 5 років тому +207

    Wenn du ein Käse-freak bist versuchs mal auf einem Wochenmarkt ;)

    • @doghairproductions2484
      @doghairproductions2484 5 років тому +1

      er hat recht

    • @cookieonfire430
      @cookieonfire430 5 років тому

      ?

    • @evo_owl
      @evo_owl 5 років тому +7

      Warum schreiben Leute auf deutsch unter einem Englischen Video?

    • @miraraa629
      @miraraa629 5 років тому +6

      @@evo_owl don't know, maybe because they're thinking that the youtuber, who talked about Germany, can speak german fluently? Or perhabs german people can't speak english

    • @theredjoker8857
      @theredjoker8857 5 років тому +11

      @@miraraa629 Hie kän ätliest lern som Deutsch bei rieding auer komments...

  • @ImFrantic
    @ImFrantic 11 місяців тому

    As a german, I can say, I hate that stare too. Like somebody at the train station just looks at you for 5 minutes. Like he's scanning your soul and is reading your thoughts, gathering information about your deepest fears but as soon as I stare back at said person they quickly look away. Everytime this happens I'd prefer to live in the US where I could just pull out a gun. I feel offended everytime
    EDIT:
    Okay but about the cheddar: I'm vegan for quite a while now so things might have changed BUT I've lived in Ireland for about a month and cheddar was my primary food there. I fell in love with it and I agree, cheddar in Germany is pretty disgusting except that Kerrygold cheddar. It's pretty awesome. It's smooth and soft, unlike other german cheddars that taste somewhat like a piece of drywall. It's creamy and soft while at the same time having a strong flavour.

  • @ria8136
    @ria8136 5 років тому +118

    I'm waiting for my train rn and my train is delayed lol
    Ist selten, dass er pünktlich ist...

  • @Lightyboii
    @Lightyboii 2 роки тому

    For stores: i would recommend (atleast in my part of germany)
    EDEKA (wich afaik also have real cheddar)

  • @xdelmin4746
    @xdelmin4746 5 років тому +390

    Um ehrlich zu sein welcher deutscher schaut nicht Chips Videos XD

  • @RapFab
    @RapFab 3 роки тому +38

    Some say "Deutsche Sprache, schwere Sprache", which basically means "German language, hard language". Younger blokes like me also tend to speak a weird mix of English and German, that's what we call "Denglisch"

    • @Phantom_tpa
      @Phantom_tpa 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah thats really weird but I mean I sometimes speak english and sometimes german and sometimes I don't speak at all and sometimes I speak wayyy to much so ....

    • @SoOderSo32
      @SoOderSo32 3 роки тому +1

      uk uses the germany:... the is der die das using on female man and things die is female der is man das is thing then comes nomen like a,e,i,o,u is one of that the gmern language can be infinity

    • @Phantom_tpa
      @Phantom_tpa 3 роки тому

      @@SoOderSo32 was?

    • @cosmo7238
      @cosmo7238 3 роки тому

      @@SoOderSo32 Was war das für ein Kauderwelsch?

    • @Tobi_DarkKnight
      @Tobi_DarkKnight 3 роки тому

      Denglisch ist auch ein gutes Lied von Wise Guys.

  • @shelbyherring92
    @shelbyherring92 2 роки тому

    "People stare"
    Oh dear God, did they... I was in Ansbach, which was surrounded by several U.S. Army bases, which meant most people there didn't stare at English speakers...
    No, everyone there stared at non-whites. Like, my best friend at the time (who is Puerto Rican) and I were at the local mall and everyone there would just stare at her. Blankly stare at her. It was a bit unnerving.
    Like, I get why, but like... damn, it was so creepy.

  • @koflynn2159
    @koflynn2159 3 роки тому

    Also, 'Nordrhein Westfalen'
    *Shows himself on the Border of Hesse and Rhineland Pfalz*

  • @KasimierLP
    @KasimierLP 4 роки тому +125

    When he asked what "Haltestelle entfällt" means I felt soooo sorry for him ... Don't worry tho, as a German I can tell you "everyone hates the German Train system".
    There's also a reason why the system is so bad, but that would probably take way to long to explain...actually...capitalism ..well didn't take that long after all.

    • @ToasterWithFur
      @ToasterWithFur 2 роки тому +2

      wait wait wait... Privatisierung

    • @АндрейБебенин-д1х
      @АндрейБебенин-д1х Рік тому

      Так приватизируйте её, в чём проблема? )))

    • @TheFeldhamster
      @TheFeldhamster Рік тому +2

      ​@@АндрейБебенин-д1хthey did privatize it long ago, that's exactly the problem. Because infrastructure is NOT best when it's private. No other company is going to come along and build a second set of train tracks to compete. At most, a competing company is going to run a few trains on the existing tracks, thereby stealing throughput. And typically only offering trains on the most lucrative routes. Which steals income from the original train company that is supposed to cover less lucrative routes as well so your country has full coverage. A handful of lucrative routes but all small stops cut off does not make a successful public transport system for a country. There's a reason roads aren't run privately. Trains are very similar. You WANT one entity to do it all - easier to make schedules, you can cross finance less lucrative routes, economy of scale for buying materials,... well, then you can just as well run it by the state as a not for profit instead of as a company with overpaid CEOs who try to squeeze every last cent of profit which then leads to breakdowns and technical problems.
      Private businesses are really great for stuff like shoes or groceries, but not infrastructure. If you privatize infrastructure you always have to heavily regulate it and then you can really just run it by the state. Which also gives you the option to do stuff like making it free so people will use it more.

    • @АндрейБебенин-д1х
      @АндрейБебенин-д1х Рік тому

      @@TheFeldhamster I meant nationalize. In any case, thanks for the detailed answer to the wrongly asked rhetorical question.

    • @elbarto4069
      @elbarto4069 10 місяців тому

      Willst du lieber Kommunismus

  • @IFArakash
    @IFArakash 5 років тому +222

    Did he say something bad about our beloved Germany?????
    Wehrmacht denn sowas?!
    :D

    • @ManixDash
      @ManixDash 5 років тому +5

      where’s google translate when u need it

    • @sebastianmerk8661
      @sebastianmerk8661 5 років тому +22

      Haa! SCHENKELKLOPFER! OMFG ICH LACH MICH TOT

    • @Jan_372
      @Jan_372 5 років тому +31

      Jetzt reichsadler

    • @anonymus_user4708
      @anonymus_user4708 5 років тому +24

      SS-kaliert

    • @ironmoondarkwing4190
      @ironmoondarkwing4190 5 років тому +16

      Not Epic Gaming
      Google translate would not help. It's a pun. 😂