China Dragon | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
- bit.ly/theo-von
Theo talks about performing when he was young. Takes calls. The lighting gets dim, but i tried fixing it at a certain point. Editing was rocky at points but stayed up last night learning premier pro. Nick was out of town.
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“Shine” - Bishop Gunn
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Producer Nick
/ realnickdavis
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Yup yup son.
I don’t care what you have going on, when you hear Theo sing some Bishop Gunn, your day gets a little better.
Ayy is it not the best to see someone liked ur comment.
Man that is the truth for real Gang Gang
Too legit
Been saying this for years. There’s no better duo than Theo and “Shine”. Gang
That Song is fire too
“You want grits with that” during Shine had me rolling lol
I’m still laughing at Theo the kinda guy that hisses in a street fight 😂😂
Hahahahaha omg that was hilarious!!!
😂😂😂😂
Do u mean hissing like a cat or hissing like how boxers do when they punch? Both are equally funny to imagine
Alan Ortez hissin like a rat
I get so hyped every time Theo puts out an episode especially when it’s just him solo. GANG GANG
And specially when he doesn’t weigh in on politics and public health.
Nothing better
I am hyped up too! Slowly but surely my man Theo Von has become my favorite podcaster and comedian. He really has created his own style unlike any comedian before him Imo
Gang Gang!
You are changing lives keep being yourself plz
Theo just seems like such a kind hearted, genuine person that he inspires me to be a better person myself. Thanks Theo, gang
Gang 🖖🏼
Fuckin A man, Gang Gang!!!
Theo makes me feel normal. Ya know. Like its ok not to be perfect or think wayyyy outside the box.
Gang.
"Fear of Intimacy" and "How to Talk to Girls"... boy is straight up showing those off on his bookshelf lol
Lol
hahahaha fucking Tremendous
Lol but at least he bought the books, most guys just turn that fear into resentment towards women!
hahahahaha lmfao
you know damn well he doesnt read any of those books.
I think my favorite part of your pods is being able to sing along with you, and feel the sun shine on my soul.
Thats beautiful dawg
It is comforting
Did u miss it ? " its 9am and school started at 730 I probably missed it "🤣
“It could show up”🤣
Right!! He is so silly! And just fun- can you imagine day to day life with him 🙌😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“What’s that food we won in the war? French Toast”
I learn something new every week from Professor Von
Probably the most obscure description so far 😆 I had no idea what food America won in a war.
Not only did we get awarded that food for winning the war, it’s arguably the only reason we won it. Back to back World War champs baby. The economy may be tanking but they can’t take away those victories or French toast.
Not even freaking toast, like french bread pancakes
I've never heard anyone say "Salon Selects" so many times or with so much passion.
He made that shit sound good dinnee lol
The world might be going to shit but the moment I hear Theo Singing "Shine that light on me...." Everything feels like it's gonna be okay
"You want em' over easy or WHAT!" BEST intro yet
If the eyes close something crazy is coming 😂
For real bruh! The eyes close and I’m getting a head start on my laughing because I know it’s coming 😂😂😂
“Governmental knowledge, you know, education.”
No truer words.
"I was a small adult lying about how old he was...middle aged child or something, probably about 9" 😂😂
Theo’s the type of guy to have 2 pictures of bacon behind him and still struggle to name breakfast food
Gang Gang!
Who is using the Bad Friends account to run around different comedy UA-cam comments and trying to siphon views?
Rudy we know this you
We all know PD is the only one with this much free time. Bobby is JUST waking up and about to jump on Warzone.
Theo is a God
It’s 1 million percent pink dick
That was the best intro yet. Impeccable timing. You're getting better and better boyyy. The fade out was well, sir. The whole thing, it was magnificent!! Love you Theo
Gave me the chills whenever I hear and sing along to the song !
theo putting in that work!
30:45 "The Gap came out with a cologne called "grass" and we didn't own any land at the time, so this was the closest thing i could get" i sprayed some grass on" lmao😂
I owned that fragrance. Was so good.
guy: where were you? theo: property
Thank you bro .....been watching all your episodes to get me thru the day....i just lost my father to covid and been depressed before and now its gettin worse.....your episodes help me get thru day to day....praise god gang gang
My condolences man. Damn. That's tuff. Prayers
My internal thoughts every time I watch the solos, “WTF are you talking about...” as I continue listening 😂😂😂
It made me super happy to see you get really into Shine again!
There are 2 types of Theo fans: those who know that he loves to call 911 and those who don't.
He loves surgery too
It's amazing how one man can be this entertaining just talking for an hour
"We dont need another kid coming into this world, with people angry about the past"-Theo Von. Wow that's poetic theo is like the rat king version of Maya Angelou but with a bigger dumper.
Agree
@@squirrelsrock3354 gang
😂
@@AmmoGus1 i think he meant people should chill out so our kids can come into this world rockin' :)
Gang gang
When Theo was talking over Shine i felt like i walked in to the most sincere breakfast joint in Louisiana
He has a way of putting you there in the story with him. Just really got it. But I feel like ya gotta be a little different to get him. Which is why his fans are true fans... Ya can't fake the funk
“Just cracked a couple eggs in his damn mouth and walked out “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd like to hear Theo voice an audio book, all the characters voices and everything. Maybe a Bukowski book, or "Travels with Charlie"
It would be the longest audio book ever
Best eight minute intro ever.
Really? This guy is clearly in pain.
@@Kerrviii This guy, Theo? Because Theo is his name.
Theo helping me through my depression one podcast at a time
Love when Theo gets down to the music! Such a great man
I needed his good spirit today.
"Our television was as big as two iPhone 9s."
Theo picking a number that was never used for an iPhone. Gaaannng.
Theo eats the peel and throws away the banana
That 'Fear of Intimacy' book cover is curled alllll the way back. Theo diggin' through that thang looking for some truth! Gang shit.
Saw that mullet refreshed, clicked even faster. Gang boi✊🏽
Gender neutral haircut boi! Gang gang
Rescue 911 and Irish Spring soap...my childhood right there.
Theo sounds like Joel Olsteens baby brother that started a UA-cam page preaching about the dark arts.
A congregation I'd happily worship with! Praise God!!
So true lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
PTL gang gang
Theo look like the type of preacher to spend your tithe money on dunkaroos and sandwich meats
You know things are tense when they see each other at Christmas. They’ll take a family pic together, but stand at opposite ends.
21 July 2011 - 21 July 2020..... 9 Years of Sobriety..Blessed to be alive, m y respects and love from far Athens, Greece boi .. Gang Gang!
9 years is amazing, congrats!!
Im 4 days behind you, almost have the same date!
Gang bruh
Keep it up ....good job
"Well you should a definitely thought about that"🤣🤣🤣
It's crazy now that children aren't allowed to dig to china"
-theo von
Anymore ****
It's Australia but any anyway
“He just cracked a couple eggs into his mouth and walked out” 😂
To the guy about to have a child, focus on the child brother. I wish you the best.
Just looking at Theo dancing makes my day!
"It look like a hearse, but it wasn't a hearse" a station wagon?
That's exactly what I said! He kills me 😆
El Camino?
Or so they would have you believe
Ben Simmons I work in a morgue and a hearse is usually used for people to transport the body too the funeral but a dead body can be transported to an embalmer ect in any ordinary van tbh.
• R e n • I was referencing this Norm bit ua-cam.com/video/9miLGPXBs4w/v-deo.html
“Food we won in the war” lol
French toast was a good win though.
This episode might have the greatest intro/monologue EVER!! 😭🤘🏻
Well.... That got kinky quick. 😂 that boy licking salon selects out the palm of a shivering showering boy... Dang bruhhhh 😂😂
"Sometimes when I think of something, I forget to think of all the different things. Of the senses, you know? Because that gives my memory more batter to make the cake out of."
TJ Miller said it before about "a real strong swimmer in my bowl"; you have such an eloquance with metaphors, something that I think only comes when you've seen and felt the breadth and depth that life has to offer, as I think you have Theo. I'm trying more and more to appreciate the moment and live more in the world and less in my head. I have to credit you and your podcast for helping me along that journey.
It's a beautiful morning here, much love from the UK.
Gang gang.
Dark Arts woke me up early just for this! GANG GANG Brother!!!!
Theo looks like the crocodile hunter and jamie lee curtis had a baby.
Love it bro
Choose livin'. Theo talks like the cab driver that transports you through a portal of understanding to your destination of hope.
Theo still winning that fight against DS, don’t give up brother!
Who that
@@biupS down syn-drome
“You like the limpio Hector?! You like the limpio papa?” 😂😂😂😂😂
This man is a creative genius!
I only watch/listen to Theo's solo episodes, and it's like I'm carrying a backpack full of guilt. Sometimes I imagine opening up that backpack, and scooping out two thumb fulls, and leaving here on this comment trail.
Expand your mind bro. The solo’s are great but you get to see an entire different side of the rat king with guests. Gang!
I'm the same . I'm in it for the solo episodes ., Although I check out ones with guests every now and again .
with tears I rolled out of bed. thank you 💛
“A cut of ham” is one of his favorite lines and I love It
Theo has become a real broadcasting talent.
"Love Does" by Bob Goff. Great book dog. Taught me a lot
Wasn't feeling happy enough with myself to watch this when it came out.
Big upper for my tuesday morning tho!
We won french toast in the war. Theo, you top yourself every week!
"Half way to Christmas. I mean. God Dang. If you put your ear up to the beat you can hear Santa tightening up a few trains or sumfin"
Did he say beat or beach??
@@auroraborealis13579 best not to get into the details when it comes to Theoisms. Not Dark Arts, but we gots to let it flow. Like Jazz. But with a mullet.
Brandon Wilson right on....I just happened to be be sitting on the beach when he said that and I liked the synchronization. But I feel you! 🤙🏻
@@auroraborealis13579 enjoy that beach sand hitter, sistah
Brandon Wilson thank you! I did! The water was super clear and the sand was warm.🌴🌊
"The biggest thing I am itching for is I am itching to not forget what it was like before this." Theo Von 2020
This is the best episode of this past weekend ever I love u theob
Theo needs to do a sing along album of his favorite songs. For real would jam to that stuff daily. Gang gang
Id love to see his playlist!
Sheets over your head and calling each other grand dragon and grand wizard.. sounds about right. 😂😂
Theo, you kill me more than anyone. You paint such a funny picture and constantly hit me with shit i dont expect. You a beautiful man
This is the first episode of Theo's own podcast I've ever watched and I think he's brilliant! Theo von has a pure soul! 💯
“How to talk to Girls” on Theo’s book shelf? Respect.
“..Dirt piss, and all.” 😂🤣
Dude, I love to hear you talk! You could read the flippin' phone book & I'd listen. It chills my stress hearing ur stories. Gang Gang 😁👍🏼💙
10:17 lmao god bless this man
19:10 As big as 2 iphone 9s
This is when I realized Theo is a genius. He so smoothly picked the number of iphone there has never been.
What a comedic genius truly to know this fact about iPhones he's the voice of our generation
prick
@@hottsaucekid you prick
Audio Booth lmao came back to make sure he got the message. gangGANG
Sam 777 lol Just wanted to make sure. Get the jokes ‘Darin’ or keep your pie hole shut.
Here we are baby boy!!!!!!! Theo I love you dawg. You’ve helped me express my anxiety and depression I’ve dealt with for quite some time. I see how vulnerable you are at times, opened hearted and the love you receive back for being yourself and your flaws. Like I said that helped me and I’ve got so much love and support from family, me thinking they would be upset but no, man you dirty bastard wig having and still put conditioner soap into it, you helped me bruh I love you forever homie ❤️💯
Lmao
Gang bruh 🙌🏼
@chaz gang
theres always another bus in 24h keep that in mind boi
Theo should try and get David Goggins on at some point
Theo dude you are gods people. Dropping wisdom bombs. You are a shinning light. Appreciate all you do.
He went out of his way to say “and Sam is usually short for samuel” hahahahahaha
Theo, you’re a damn genius bro!
Beautiful contemplation Theo. Memories are infinite
I love the energy he gives the into song! Always a hitter!!
The hispanic guy that called in about his baby mama is literally The voice Theo and Brendan use when they're impersonating the
MS-13 Gang 😂😂😂
so much love and appreciation for you, theo
I'm new to Theo's podcast so I don't know the average standard of the intro, but that was excellent. Gang gang.
Theo talks like he is always on an eighth of shrooms
I love that intro brother. You are affecting a lot of people
Theo would have been a kings joker if he was alive in the medieval times whos ass couldnt fit in the tights.
Lol
assless tights only for Jester Von
29:16 this is a pretty entertaining ad to listen to, I didn't even look for the "skip ad" button
Love this dude’s story time
FUCK YEAH! Haven't even started the episode yet, but, when the word 'Dragon' is in the title, you know it's gonna be badass. Dragon Gang, Straight-Fire Buzz!
Theo looking like a moderately powerful pokemon this week. Gang!
Big Jay and Metzger started talking about TLOU2 so I was like “NOPE, Theo time, need some levity in my day”
That story at the beggining is legendary
I hope that guy actually listens to Theo about his girlfriend. We need less insecure men
Only thing he shouldn’t listen to is finding a way to forgive her. Forgive her for what? Having a life before this guy? Lol. She’s having their baby and he’s thinking about her exes?? Holy shit grow up man.
@not hen Spoken like a true insecure man 😌 Maybe the problem is you, bud. You probably go after those types of women because you can't do better. And the first reason you can't do better is because you don't take a look inward. The second reason is because you talk shit about women and generalize them. And the third reason is because you come to UA-cam comments to throw a pity party for yourself. Grow tf up and work on yourself. Become a better man and a better woman will come along
Nate Bell more like no place for children having children
I think theo missed the point though in talking about it. He’s concerned he’s not the father. At least that’s what I took from his call in
@@handIedeez tell that to the husband's of married nurses that we scoop up. Insecure men? Or faithless women?
Salon Selectives!! 😂😂😂💕💕💕
One of your best for me Theo! So nostalgic, I know exactly what you mean and could smell that shampoo when you were bringing us back! Thanks so much for that. Love you! ❤️
Always looking forward to your podcasts. Stay good to yourself bro! Gang!
I was a middle-aged child, about 9... 🤣💯🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧