Theo- “what’s that movie Bruce Willis was in? Drop dead Fred?” “Die Hard” 😂😂😂 I can’t work while listening to this for fear of missing these little gems.
"Name a korean dude with a mustache. Name a korean dude." "I can't name a korean dude. Me neither." I can name a korean dude you both know and he has a mustache. They call him the "Slept King". :>
Hol’up 😂😂😂Brendan use to call Theo asss flat is wild, Considering he’s literally the FIRST an ONLY guy to always bring up..in his words “THEO’S DUMPER” constantly an always outta nowhere!’ lol 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂💯
All kidding aside I have never laughed so hard for so long from any podcast as I have with these two knuckleheads. Like every great comedic team, they are so relaxed, good friends, respect each other so much that their brains flying into simultaneous streams of consciousness. This could be the beginning of a powerful comedic team.
Check out the newest episodes. I'm watching these older ones now because I stumbled into the newest one and it was so fucking good. All of them are like 9001% fire.
Flaunt my aunt was a success boiiii, these dudes are hilarious. Loving the thirst AND the restraint shown here, just let loose papa Theo and give into the aunties.
All depends on my mood. When at the gym lifting I usually listen to podcasts but when I'm running I need my music. I tend to listen to the podcasts while I'm at work as well
I absolutely loath Callen, he's an unfunny shit head. Callen acts like he knows everything & he beats jokes into unrecognizable oblivion. I only watched fighter & the kid when Callen wasn't on.
Yeah I agree. Maybe they should base it off the Chocolate Body conversation. Would rather have it just be an interesting conversation than them basically just trying to rip on each other the whole time. Gonna get old and negative vibes.
@@conrad2639 No, King it or sting it is about whether ONE thing is acceptable or not. Thats different from deciding whats better between two things. Its a fine line, but its still different. Either way, they already go at each other All the time. I like that too, but I really like hearing them discuss different topics while remaining on the same side. Their positive chemistry is what makes them great together...
very true i can see this format getting old very fast, I like the section where they decide king or sting on one subject the two subject debate is super awkward
Schwab getting better at roasting? Theo use to kill em, he needs to channel energy from that kentucky waterfall of his and come at brandon with full heat next time.
Adam Elsbury i agree. I came to the comments to see if anyone else had that same thought. The into flows better if you say “Bee sting and the Rat king”
I'd get rid of the debate segment. They do King it or Sting it, which essentially accomplishes the same thing. If they both agree that's fine, if they disagree then they can have a debate about it without being forced to choose a position that they may not actually agree with. Either way, it gives them something to talk about.
I like the debate sessions but the format needs work. I don’t think it should be like “I’ll take this one, you take that,” it should just be spontaneous.
When your getting your daily dose of Theo and scroll through the comments and see one of the best athletes on the planet just causally commenting on the video. Just watched your best trick win last night Willy!
Tim Taylor people that still eat chipotle deserve to shit themselves in front of the girl/guy of their dreams. How many salmonella and E. coli outbreaks does one nasty restaurant need before people stop eating it? Disgusting
One time he said on Rogan that he thinks Dominoes makes the best pizza. Id like to beat the piss out of him in front of his wife and son after hearing that
Theo looks like he just woke up Christmas morning and his parents are still asleep. And brendan looks like he left his breakdancing class to go pick oranges in and orange grove.
@@keeganhymer8467 I remember, that was funny, I too caught a mention by Theo on "This Past Weekend" Anthrax Challenge #4 Pictures on my YT Banner of Theo & Uncle Joey T shirt!
Debate Club 6:32 Pot vs. Alchohol - Undecided 13:39 Mexican Food vs. Chinese Food - Mexican Food? 21:05 Margot Robbie vs. Rihanna - Undecided 28:43 Football vs. Futbol - Futbol? 31:55 Girlfriend who is a 10 but has really smelly farts every 3 minutes vs. Girlfriend who is a 6 but is vegan with 2 cats - Vegan? King it or Sting it? 36:00 Non Violent Cults - King it 38:32 Beard Extensions - Rat King it, Bee Sting it 41:22 Mustaches - Rat King it, Bee Sting it 46:15 Vapes - King it 48:44 Mens Thongs - Sting it Flaunt My Aunt 53:20 Nicks' Aunt Debbie and Grandma who raised him 58:40 Chin's Aunt Hannah
Cooper Anderson OH MY GOSH, Brendan ruined the Rihanna v Margot debate. Bless his little heart Theo rescued it from that animal Brendan. Nevertheless this is still a damn good combo for a podcast
I love the way Theo looks at Swab so intently and genuinely when he’s saying some completely absurd shit. Like he’s sitting across from Jordan Peterson or some shit
Brendan lookin like a guy who’s been skating for 12 years & cant do a kick flip.
This shit cracked me up
Hahahaha right on the money
He's over vaping and talking about latest Jean fashion other hand on hip by the snack bar and doesn't have a scratch on his board
Nah he just perfected the Ollie withoutrolling, now he's workimg on his stationary 180
Ha
good one!!
Brendan dresses like if you made a character with random clothes on Tony Hawk American Wasteland.
I expect this to be higher on the comments later
You gotta give him the hobo body tho random wont cut it :D
Ok
Why caring
LMAO
Who played that game honestly?
“This isn’t a haircut, this is an upper ambience” - Theo
Theo- “what’s that movie Bruce Willis was in? Drop dead Fred?”
“Die Hard” 😂😂😂
I can’t work while listening to this for fear of missing these little gems.
That Chris Delia joke about his cult aged perfectly lol
37:29
Beth theo straight callin it like it was for real! Lol
Unlike his victims who have barely aged
Scrolled through the comments to see if someone caught that: was not disappointed.
Totally called it!!!! Has anyone sent this in?!
This is my fave LGBT podcast
M J but it’s not made for that so what do you mean
@@rosebud1878 it's my fave LGBTQ podcast.
@@rosebud1878 its definitely an lgbt intended podcast
LGBTQ+XYZ capabilities
Best LGBTQSMV Podcast period
“You’re like a fat guy that’s shaped well”
Already dying 😂
That strategically placed tissue bruh
This aged poorly. Hes a fat lump now
Yup it’s nice to find a podcast that doesn’t worry about saying stupid shit. We need more fun like this
Ty! Have a beautiful day sweetheart
If you listen closely you can hear Callen silently crying behind the wall.
I'll give you a like, if you can figure out where a comma goes in your sentence.
@@twrzenski Don't make me fuck you and then not call you the next day.
@@zip-un5tz Best possible response. Also I don't think your original comment needed a comma.
This comment was on the last episode by someone else.
Noah your second sentence COULD use a comma, too. So, fuck off. x)
Brenden needs a propeller on his hat to complete that outfit
Corey Mills do you mean a flag?
hahaha damn straight
😆😂😂
Corey Mills 😂😂😂
Lmaoooo!!
Brendan looks like a gay Saved By The Bell extra
A.C GAY BAITOR
Oh he knows nothing about Chinese food fuck u oliver
Theo lookin like he about to get woken up by Paul Revere to fight the British
I feel like if more people were educated, this joke would have more upvotes.
This is actually a decent comment.
Hilarious bro
Chicken Scratche for the win.
this comment deserves so much more love
Brendan looks like a grown 4th grader
tj saverse just paid attention to his face and his dumbass cap and it’s true lol
He says "titties" like one too
Haha they BOTH do, and we love it!
Jesus... You nailed it.
We are all grown 4th graders...
"Alcohol can only go in a few foods...rumcake.....Gin......-gersnaps"
Theo Von is a genius lmao
🐀👑💯
Don’t touch me dude.
Don't fuckin' *TOUCH* me, dude!
But keep touching me dude
I’m not touching you DUDE
I love how when Brendan gets going good Theo is always like “woah calm down dude relax”
Brendan rollerblades around Venice wearing a fanny pack
Nothing wrong with a fanny pack bro
With Joe roe on the mind
@@jordanwillett8456 You know how I know your gay, you said homo.
I seen itp
And a pink g string
this 100% deserves to be the number 1 podcast
"Name a korean dude with a mustache. Name a korean dude." "I can't name a korean dude. Me neither." I can name a korean dude you both know and he has a mustache. They call him the "Slept King". :>
Gart brook
Yeah boiiii
Chin has a stache
And he's in the market for beard in plants
But Bobby Lee isn't a Korean guy with a mustache, he's a "Korean" guy with a "mustache" if you know what I'm saying.
Hol’up 😂😂😂Brendan use to call Theo asss flat is wild, Considering he’s literally the FIRST an ONLY guy to always bring up..in his words “THEO’S DUMPER” constantly an always outta nowhere!’ lol 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂💯
All kidding aside I have never laughed so hard for so long from any podcast as I have with these two knuckleheads. Like every great comedic team, they are so relaxed, good friends, respect each other so much that their brains flying into simultaneous streams of consciousness. This could be the beginning of a powerful comedic team.
😵
Check out the newest episodes. I'm watching these older ones now because I stumbled into the newest one and it was so fucking good. All of them are like 9001% fire.
Only ones that make me laugh more are Legion of Skanks, Real Ass podcast and Kill Tony
One year later, your right. 50 episodes in and it’s only getting better, their chemistry is off the charts.
And so it was
Theo Von looks like Matt Damon with Joe Dirts wig on
Matt Damon looks like Joe dirt 3 played by theo
Theo Von Bourne
Matt Damon's vegan little brother
Matt Damon with a nose job
A low income Jared Leto.
Theo looks like a lost boy from never never land.
hahaha
Docholliday spot on
Totally
Theo is the dude Peter Pan passed his magic to so he could finally die in peace knowing there would be another Peter Pan to lead the Lost Boys
This is the saddest comment bruh
Flaunt my aunt was a success boiiii, these dudes are hilarious. Loving the thirst AND the restraint shown here, just let loose papa Theo and give into the aunties.
Joejoejoe I want to know her IG lol
Preach brother, FMA is an all timer, fucking hilarious.
Theo: “LA legs with a DS booty,” lmao! So much of what Theo says goes right over everyone else’s head on his sets.
"When you're high you meet people. You meet black guys." Best quote of the episode
He wasn't wrong 😂
Brendan always got a disgusted face every time a fan question comes on 😂
justin hammond Hahaha! I was just scrolling down to see if anyone noticed that as well and I immediately saw your post!
I remember a livestream with him and Theo when he said 'wait a minute has anyone screened these calls?'
it’s his “i’m being pragmatic “face 😂
W
I think the fans looks and dress sense truly disgusts him
'I can taste my ancestors searching for fertile soil' - Theo
Lol it had me rolling
I for real cried a little when he said that . Too funny
Do a shot every time Brendan says “bro”. “Yeah bro”, “no bro”, “whoa bro”, “that’s life bro”
MetalFace DOOM
it’s Science Bro
I followed your directions and I think it got me into the right state of mind to actually see his standup live.
Who'd died in the past 7 days
xD @@davidelizondo3970
itrjied it it didn go welljk
Brendan: "I know real Mexican food, yo."
Also Brendan: "Yo, Chipotle makes the best taco on planet EARTH."
u were a week late and this comment wouldave blown broo.. agree 10000%
Fail
Big fail. Smh
Dude theo is unreal. Been a fan for a few months, how has he been so under the radar
I love when Brendan makes Theo laugh that’s when you know it’s real
"She looks like a nice lady, does she bartend or not?"
Staying awake for this one
now i listen to so many rogan and friends podcasts that i don’t even listen to music at the gym anymore
Nicholas Liu same
I haven’t listened to music in like 2 years.
Hahaha for real
You can add me to that list
All depends on my mood. When at the gym lifting I usually listen to podcasts but when I'm running I need my music. I tend to listen to the podcasts while I'm at work as well
Who prefers this more than the fighter and the kid?
I cant handle Brian
It’s all Theo. This podcast is teeball and Brunson Swabs just puts the ball on the tee, Theo smack dem balls out the park.
I absolutely loath Callen, he's an unfunny shit head. Callen acts like he knows everything & he beats jokes into unrecognizable oblivion. I only watched fighter & the kid when Callen wasn't on.
You guys are probably a bunch of homophobic shitfaces hahaha! The big gay owl is a comedy genius!
Uh pretty sure everyone..
Instead of debating EACHOTHER, they should just discuss the pros and cons of both sides. Its way funnier and has way better vibes that way.
Yeah I agree. Maybe they should base it off the Chocolate Body conversation. Would rather have it just be an interesting conversation than them basically just trying to rip on each other the whole time. Gonna get old and negative vibes.
Maybe you should let professionals do work
You're explaining king it or sting it. So basically the whole podcast is king it or sting it..... Genius
@@conrad2639 No, King it or sting it is about whether ONE thing is acceptable or not. Thats different from deciding whats better between two things. Its a fine line, but its still different. Either way, they already go at each other All the time. I like that too, but I really like hearing them discuss different topics while remaining on the same side. Their positive chemistry is what makes them great together...
very true i can see this format getting old very fast, I like the section where they decide king or sting on one subject the two subject debate is super awkward
He really called Rihanna Reggie Miller lmao
You mean Sheryl Miller
Stephen Anthony nah I meant what I said
"You ever heard of Luiquid Smoke courage."
"Nah dude it would just be smoke courage."
Theo said "that's that Vincent Vangina" dude is way more witty than I ever gave him credit for. Genius.
"you're like an AK-47 of bad ideas " LMAO
Brendan looks like an adult oshkosh b’gosh model.
Schwab getting better at roasting? Theo use to kill em, he needs to channel energy from that kentucky waterfall of his and come at brandon with full heat next time.
schawb just talks louder and over theo lol, he says more but his roasts suck
He had me dien😂
Hey, leave charles schwab out of this.
Brendan's roasts were good on this one lol
This isn't a hair cut...
This is an upper - ambiance.
"upper echelon"
"They grab it by the.... what is the long part coming out of the top of it.... the neck?"
Shout out to the first few KATS episodes. Really had that fire. Legendary.
Flaunt Your Aunt for P4P best segment in any podcast EVER!!!
Prakul Rathnakar hands down ligit shit
Except bit killer jones there always goes way too far and ruins everything as per usual.
Chins aunt damn sexy
The intro leaves me to believe someone’s going to get tackled.
Yo, change the intro from "Yooo its the bee sting king and the rat king" to "yo its the bee sting and the rat king" sounds better
Adam Elsbury i agree. I came to the comments to see if anyone else had that same thought. The into flows better if you say “Bee sting and the Rat king”
Adam Elsbury I think Brendan was like no fuck this I’ll walk if we don’t call me king too 😂
"The Bee Sting and the RatFace"
100% changed it to Bee Sting King because Brendan was insecure about Theo being the only one called King. CHAaaaNGE IT
His dumb ass can’t even get the name of his own podcast correct.
You can’t solve a crime without a moustache 😂😂
That's absolutely true and proven. There is power in the stache!
Shcaubs coming in to his own with his roasts. Him and Theo roastin' each other is just epic
Joey Diaz and Theo the only coke heads not shredded.
Dylan Morgan ik I was joking cause Brendan said that knowing Joey Diaz was also a cokeheac
He used to be alot bigger and more cut
Theo's nose came with a free cauldron.
Brendan dresses like his mom let him pick his own clothes out today😂😂
Theo literally called Delia giving underage girls Koolaid. Hmm nailed it.
“Ask me anything you want” “What was her name” “I dont remember her name”😂😂
Legit theo looks like a back up dancer for kanye's yesus tour!! Lmfao
Theo looks and sounds like he was homeschooled on a crawfish farm by the band Warrant.
Nobody was homeschooled nobody knows who warrant is and nobody knows what the fuck a crawfish is or whatever ugh oh muh gawww!!!
Very comical stream of thoughts
Wrong podcast
I'd get rid of the debate segment.
They do King it or Sting it, which essentially accomplishes the same thing.
If they both agree that's fine, if they disagree then they can have a debate about it without being forced to choose a position that they may not actually agree with.
Either way, it gives them something to talk about.
Nah I love the debate section and King/Sting It section. Nothing but great content in both
Burial lol i like it
I like the debate sessions but the format needs work. I don’t think it should be like “I’ll take this one, you take that,” it should just be spontaneous.
Brendan looks like the type of person who misses the bus every day
Yeah and he's pissed at you for it for some reason
Counting down the days till the next podcast!👌🏻
Yes willy, keep up the mindblowing riding
When your getting your daily dose of Theo and scroll through the comments and see one of the best athletes on the planet just causally commenting on the video. Just watched your best trick win last night Willy!
2019, the year of the rat
No it's not. I was born in 84. The next one is 2020.
Ashton Blackmon i know bro, that's the joke
The road to the strap runs through THE RAT!! (blows out vocal chords)
Says Mexican food is best... then says chipotle has the best taco on earth
Tim Taylor people that still eat chipotle deserve to shit themselves in front of the girl/guy of their dreams. How many salmonella and E. coli outbreaks does one nasty restaurant need before people stop eating it? Disgusting
Cameron fielder sounds like your a pussy with a weak immune system. Get out more, touch shit, you’ll be alright outside your basement
I had to stop what I was doing to come here and make sure someone called him out for that ridiculous bullshit
🥴🤣
🇲🇽🇺🇲🖕🤨
best taco is homemade by someone who is or has been a mother.
Everytime theo puts his hands on his lap he's hiding an "errrrection".
B: "Vegans smell, dude"
T: "They do?"
B: "Yeah. They smell like the Goodwill"
T: "But you can use their hair to make wallets"
18:49 I love how serious Theo gets when he tries to mildly defend himself 😂😂
45:22 Ebaum's World , that reference hit me in my 2006
MilkIsL3git best times for the internet. It was basically the UA-cam of the 2000’s
Classic
I still check in on Ebaum's World. The site is shit and the content is usually a day or two behind but damn it's nostalgic...
That's some 2004 shit lol
Brendan has to realize he looks just like Joey Fatone from Nsync
Ready to go full trottle !
4 stroke gang baby!
Muaaahhh!
You guys are doing good.
Try it out!
Timothy Paulson good morning julia
"Vincent vangina" Theo is unbelievable
This is an all time classic episode 🤣
I ain't mad about it..
Fo sure my dawg, fo sure
BLACK RIFLE COFFEE..... BOPP
I ain't mad, but im not excited either...
How about don't fight this guy, uhh, fight this other guy instead. BDE BDE BDE BDE BDE
Lmao
RIP BRYAN CALLEN
That first guy sounded like Alex Jones DJing a far right rap battle
Marc Miller underrated comment
Gang.
They both dab eachother up then say “Don’t fucking touch me dude” 😂😂
Ha ha, the vegan with cats conversation was the funniest thing I've heard this year!
David Mackintosh “silencer on her a-hole”
David Mackintosh : timestamp pls
Chipotle makes the best taco? Someone slap Brendan please...
One time he said on Rogan that he thinks Dominoes makes the best pizza. Id like to beat the piss out of him in front of his wife and son after hearing that
Vikinghammer87 he would kill you but agreed
He's a simpleton. That's nothing compared to his taste in movies and music.
If I'm not wrong those dam tacos were killings innocent people at one point
Brendan’s faces he makes when watching the debate videos are so funny
Im loving the unofficial mascot rocking an nWo shirt!
Gang
Wow...Chris Delia joke!!! Aged great! 😂😂😂
Theo looks like he just woke up Christmas morning and his parents are still asleep. And brendan looks like he left his breakdancing class to go pick oranges in and orange grove.
"Johnny McCaffrey - Lance." 😂😂😂😂
the fact that he's serious lmaooooooooo
@@jasonmcpeak3114 hahaha I know it. The Eddie Jr. bit from last week was hilarious too.
I like to read the comments while I listen #GangGang
James DeWeaver I was in the video!!
@@keeganhymer8467 #vapelife
Same!!
@@keeganhymer8467 I remember, that was funny, I too caught a mention by Theo on "This Past Weekend" Anthrax Challenge #4 Pictures on my YT Banner of Theo & Uncle Joey T shirt!
Im reading your comment while listening and I'm commenting back. Gang
King or sting
CALLEN VS CHIN BOXING
MrHerc2122 yes! Fake talent/worth vs fake/talent worth! Can’t wait
Callen vs a speed bag.
I would bet Chin is extremely uncoordinated.
I hope Chin gets KOd for not admitting he would get KOd
U said it Matt id pay to see bryan wheel kick him into CTE dreamland
you two are legends this shit is hilarious keep it coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jamie Keys legends is a bit much
Debate Club
6:32 Pot vs. Alchohol - Undecided
13:39 Mexican Food vs. Chinese Food - Mexican Food?
21:05 Margot Robbie vs. Rihanna - Undecided
28:43 Football vs. Futbol - Futbol?
31:55 Girlfriend who is a 10 but has really smelly farts every 3 minutes vs. Girlfriend who is a 6 but is vegan with 2 cats - Vegan?
King it or Sting it?
36:00 Non Violent Cults - King it
38:32 Beard Extensions - Rat King it, Bee Sting it
41:22 Mustaches - Rat King it, Bee Sting it
46:15 Vapes - King it
48:44 Mens Thongs - Sting it
Flaunt My Aunt
53:20 Nicks' Aunt Debbie and Grandma who raised him
58:40 Chin's Aunt Hannah
Cooper Anderson OH MY GOSH, Brendan ruined the Rihanna v Margot debate. Bless his little heart Theo rescued it from that animal Brendan. Nevertheless this is still a damn good combo for a podcast
Cooper Anderson stop spoiling shit you little fuckhead
Flaunt my aunt is a national treasure
The Santa guy is actually funny hahahaha
Why trial episode when 1st episode had 335,000 views. The people want this lol
Joe Jones I think they are trialing the format not the actual podcast
Getting the chemistry flowing
I heard that a little way through
no idea why. brendan is just awful.
jspp80 y’hater bro?
Watching old videos is always fun when your baked. I miss the old studio
*every fist bump*
"don't fkn touch me dude"
4 Chris delia fans disliked this before it even started.
Rabies
Turn round', I'm inside ya! Not because you want me to, but because you don't want me to. Ga-gunk!
I wonder what Delia is up too.....? Pry just being rich somewhere!!
Chris is cool I hope he is guest featured on their new podcast
"ShEz-wan, General Tso's, Grilled Koi..." lol
37:34 RIP Chris Delano
Who?
Lmfaoooo
“I’d let her drive a car over me until I came” 😂😂
"And we were kids, so that's when beer really hit you hard"
37:30 Chris delia's cult
Crazy shit.
Lol nuts huh guys?
Proves it
Dented 😂
theo "you need to do something bad, or pet an animal real hard" von
this comment is slept on bro
I love the way Theo looks at Swab so intently and genuinely when he’s saying some completely absurd shit. Like he’s sitting across from Jordan Peterson or some shit
This ep still kills it
I definitely miss this show