I was thinking about the tea from Starbucks lol.... Not sure how much is in Canada, but I live in Texas and we only buy Starbucks in special occasions. 😅😂 Budget I guess 😅😭
😂well am a libra too and i did the same thing like cristine i say that im not materialistic but still hate it when people borrow somethings i like from me 🤦♀️
Addison Evans same cause it even was SO OBVIOUS cause she didn‘t link anything and just put this 👀 emoji in the description box sooo HOW COULD WE NOT SEE THAT??😂😂😂
@@lyrathedemon91 I can see it now I'm on my laptop and what you really should have sad was that I have exposed and betrayed my *own* people muhahahahaha you will never catch me alive!
Cristine: I know I'm a libra and I guess that means balance?? Also Cristine: literally has a career outside of youtube while managing to make videos for millions of people Weird I dont see the correlation either
Cristine: Apparently I’m “materialistic” and “self-indulging”. Also Cristine: I must individually bubble wrap all 1,500 bottles of my nail polishes to move across the city.
She likes a few brands and she gets tons of them and values them a lot, and they're all things that are indulgent for her. (roots, tea, nail polish except that ones not brand specific...)
And you can see on her side some of the bottles of nail polish are transparent with small labels on it like her test bottle (At least that's what is looks like to me) Maybe the unicorn skin?
4:02 diamonds..... diamonds are HOLO!!! CRISTINE IT WAS MENT TO BE!!!! 5:00 OPALS ARE ALSO HOLO.... it was ment to be. There is just too much evidance. I am another faithful holosexual and guess what? Me am libra.
Cristine: "I think Ben is an Aries" Me intellectually: * montage of Julien going EH BEHE BEP BEP, jumping on counters and "had to do it to em" stance *
Lol my thought was about the polish but also the $80 sweatpants from roots, lol... they look so comfy but that price point is definitely indulgent... in the best way of course, lll
Audrey Latt my mom is an Aries too and it’s not fitting at all lol. With nasa adding the 13th sign, though, Ben (and my mom) are now a Pisces, which fits better
@@dumpster9048 spontaneous, headstrong, don't think about consequences until after the damage has been done. Fun, easygoing but can get mad easily. Gets mad easily but not for long. Don't normally holds grudges. These are the aries I've known from my experience anyways
Same my sign is also Libra ♎ (according to my birthday (30/9/2006(dd/mm/yyyy))) but my actual sign is Sagittarius ♐ (according to some pundits hindi version of father (church one) )
Olive ma·te·ri·al·is·tic /məˌtirēəˈlistik/ adjective excessively concerned with *material possessions* ;money-oriented. She has a lot of material possessions, or in this case, nail polishes. Materialistic has multiple related meanings.
Ana Salazar She can be so charming on UA-cam everyone watches her videos instead of partying. But in general that entire sequence of quotes sounded like a stereotypical high functioning psychopath personality.
"I'm a libra which means balance...which isn't ver me." Maintains a full youtube and real life career, healthy relationship and is getting fit/staying in shape.... GIRL YOU A LIBRA
@@xylockhart that doesnt change the fact that most of it isnt materialistic. And she doesnt value things of great monetary value above everything else soo
Cristine: "It's almost like they know about the adsense revenue increasing before the christmas seas- UA-cam : *plays an ad before Cristine could even finish her sentence*
She places the ads and the amount it’s just over the Christmas period you can earn more that’s why you’ll see more videos or people adding more ads in 🙃
@@ansleymac7855 No, she works for the Canadian Government with Criminal Statistics Analysis or something like that. Nail art is just a hobby, it's just for fun.
Charlie El she used to use it for her channel. Then she lost interest in making nail videos. At least she doesn’t toss them-she keeps them forever. I think someone can have one vice-this is pretty harmless
LaedeeTyme And in a wardrobe of fancy Sweat Shirts and sweatpants. People have skewed meanings of what materialistic means. You can be materialistic without wanting Gucci or being a horrible vapid person. It just means that you appreciate quality in quality goods. That’s why Christine complains about milky white or black polish. She is materialistic, she wants something of good quality.
The majority of those polishes were from PR and shes said before that a lot of those polishes aren't even usable any more. Wanting a good quality product isnt materialistic, it's not wanting to buy crap. I live a simple life but the things I do buy aren't cheap, but I know I wont have to replace then for years.
@@MrsThekat24 But that is materialistic. You appreciate the material in in goods. Everyone is materialistic to a certain extent. Its only bad when its in excess.
Ben had a fortune. And his fortune was “One Day You Will Be In A Relationship With A Beautiful Woman” Bens fortune came true. And her name was Cristine :)
Lucky alphabet "Chh" for someone who has introduced herself Cristene without the H!! Am I them only one who think thats ironic? 💅😛 I think spins = shins. That website reminds me of Chinese translations on packaging of Wish stuff.
Bianca Andrea 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 NO H AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA I HATE IT. ITS BURNING MY EYESSSSSS CRISTINE WITH AN H? I’m exaggerating if you couldn’t tell.
as a fellow zebra libra, I approve thank you simply, for not only making the horoscope better, but also for brightening my day I love you and your videos, and hope your birthday was great.
she places the ads right? also congrats for her responding! edit: i just remembered that this happens on glam and gores channel whenever she says something like "demonetized." im pretty sure the creator puts the ad breaks where they want them.
“you’re emotional success will be the main thing this year” Cristine:”lies” *few months later* takes a break from youtube so she won’t be as stressed and be made to feel like she has to put out a video while doing everything else. 😂
All the dislikes are Aries
Simply Nailogical 🍵
tea
Girl you forgot a star 😭😭❤️❤️
Holy shit im 3rd
But I love youuu all the way from Australia 💪🏻💕
“Apparently I’m materialistic”
*is sitting in front of a wall stocked with like 3,000 nail polishes*
that's exactly what i was thinking!!
lol 😂
I was thinking about the tea from Starbucks lol.... Not sure how much is in Canada, but I live in Texas and we only buy Starbucks in special occasions. 😅😂 Budget I guess 😅😭
😂 that was my exact thoughts! Materialistic for only certain things like nailpolish. 😂
And tea.. Lol!
"Im not balanced."
She has two jobs
One where she's a professional quiet person and one where she's silly and fun.... Seems balanced to me
Danna Martinez right tho? I was like.... u humble but u ain’t right
Technically she has three, Holo Taco included
@@neeha2754 but 3 isn't even 2 is
FlurryTheCat it doesn’t have to necessarily be even to be balanced..
@@blvkex
Wise boy
Im surprise she didn’t call herself
“Simply Astrological”
MISSED OPPORTUNITY OMG
Im surprised she didn't say 'HOLOscope' :v
Oh my gaw-
“Im not materialistic!!!” *hoards nail polish* *hoards tea* *hoards sweat pants*
Ily tho Cristine 😂
And cat clocks.
And holo shoes
I thought the same thing!! Also if I remember correctly, Libras are one of the least likely to believe in horoscopes
@@MissMarie1377 she also has a Capricorn moon! Which is also super unlikely to believe in them! I saw their chart podcast 😂
_"I'm self-indulgent???"_ She asks, incredulous, as she sits in front of her full wall of nail polish.
And as Ben hands her Starbucks
Nab AJ HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂
In her Roots jogging suit 😆😆
Nab AJ lol
Self indulgent means they only care to talk and care about themselves
Ben: “I had a fortune cookie once”
Only one fortune cookie in his whole life
I had none 😂
I never had a fortune cookie also 😀
For Christmas once I got a box of four hundred
Fortune cookies don't even exist in my country😢
I’ve never had one but that might be coz I’m British and we don’t really have them in Britain or at least not where I am from
*sits back and waits for “Cristine being a Libra for 10 minutes straight” videos to be made*
oooh i want that!
I was the 1k like :)
Not to mention they're all mostly different nail polishes
finally libra videos. They are nonexistent.
Why do I need this now
Cristine: Time for some nail art. Bet the horoscope didn’t see that coming!
Me: It said you should be a painter!?
oohh I did not catch that lol. too funny
Cristine: "Materialistic? Must be all that Gucci I buy"
Me: *side eyes shelves upon shelves of nail polish*
SAME
Lindsay Frost right???!! lol
I was about to write that!
Me: *having a full-blown crisis after seeing this comment*
bruh what website was she using after Wikipedia
“I’m not self indulgent” while sitting in front of the wall of polish while her blood is 96% tea. Same girl
Taylor Paige 🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not materialistic!!”
*thinks of all the tea she has back from her tea video*
Meagan Greene Or nail polish wall right behind her...
Meagan Greene x
THE LITERAL NAIL POLISH WALL
not materialism, gluttony.
Or her collection of holo slippers ...
"i saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes i saw the sign. isn't it libra? balance of a zebra!
Did you know September is actually a saphire and October is a opal
@@harry.potter.miraculos5342 yeah bc I am a libra born on September 30.
Cristine: "I'm not materialistic"
Also Cristine : owns hundreds of nail polishes
Trini Dominguez *thousands
Let's be real here..she has at lest...2 grand on those shelevs
Nail polish doesn't cost much though. Lol.
...Owning lots of items for a hobby isn't being materialistic.
@@bri5033 Exactly. If she were consumed with designer items and wealth, I'd say that is materialistic.
Cristine: I'm not materialistic
Libra: *scans back to nail wall*
😂well am a libra too and i did the same thing like cristine i say that im not materialistic but still hate it when people borrow somethings i like from me 🤦♀️
@@heenaa_ omg, me too😂😂 and i'm also libra😂
Same here 😅
“Libra’s are big on self-indulgence”
Cristine, you’re literally sitting in front of a WALL of nail polish...
*Who wants AirPods ?* 💥
I will choose people who Iiked my last two songs, they will get 4 AirPods for free!
@@diordo4109 no...
*links to Cristine's video with her hoarded tea
My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!
@@rijam6636 ill sub
my humor is so screwed why am I laughing so hard at her going “wait so do these constellations actually... exist?”
The fact that she used the unicorn skin right in front of our eyes...
Nicolás Cadavid gotta test those prototypes
I was literally thinking bout that
I was sooo hoping somebody noticed while rewatching after the launch of the unicorn collection 😅😍
Addison Evans same cause it even was SO OBVIOUS cause she didn‘t link anything and just put this 👀 emoji in the description box sooo HOW COULD WE NOT SEE THAT??😂😂😂
I looked at it and was like "that looks suspiciously like her new unicorn skin collection"
"I'm not materialistic!"
>As an entire wall of nail polish sits behind her
ertzyl it’s part of her job
Step sis well, she could have less. As far as I know she isn‘t using most of it?
So it is kind of true, even if it‘s part of her job.
Oh yeah, I wasn't ragging on her, it's just ironic :p
ertzyl you copied
@ertzyl Compulsive collecting is a symptom of O.C.D. So she is not materialistic, but she is driven to collect.
Cristine: I'm not materialistic
Also Cristine: *has an entire wall of nail polish*
Can't forget her hoard of tea and glitter too
@@EmaTeaa and her hoard of sweatpants and holo slippers!
lmfaoooooo I would say it falls more under "self-indulgent"
@Smileyrie James Sheesh, it's just a joke
@Smileyrie James periodt
"Libra is the only inanimate object"
Aquarius: *is literally a jug a water* ._.
k k 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕖𝕩𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕..𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕕𝕠𝕔𝕦𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕨𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕡'𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕞 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕞𝕒𝕪𝕓𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕥 𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕠'𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥.
(𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕠𝕖𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕣 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕠𝕥𝕪𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕝 𝔸𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕦𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘)
@@lyrathedemon91 I can't see what you said I'm on a dumb android . _ .
@@lyrathedemon91 I can see it now I'm on my laptop and what you really should have sad was that I have exposed and betrayed my *own* people muhahahahaha you will never catch me alive!
Lyra the demon i’m an aquarius and i have done this-
k k
Nah Aquarius is just the water bringer not a freaking jug of water
"Self-Indulgent WHAT?!?!?"
*reclines back near an entire wall of nail polish. Has a drink slave*
Vera Black has a drink slave has me on the floor laughing 😂
Cristine: I'm not materialstic or self indulgent
Me: *stares at the hundreds of nail polish behind her*
Careesa Jay flashback to her fake holo rants
*thousands*
And her collection of tea and roots sweatpants
😂😂😂
*thousands
Cristine: I know I'm a libra and I guess that means balance??
Also Cristine: literally has a career outside of youtube while managing to make videos for millions of people
Weird I dont see the correlation either
Lol.
And owns her own company
She knows herself better than some stereotypes, bro... 🤷🏼♂️ Edit : but she's still amazing tho.
Now I need her to do BEYNNNN’s nails with Aries-related stuff.
I fully want this
IT IS ARIES SEASON
cristine: "i'm not materialistic"
also cristine: *has ben bring in tea from starbucks for her*
also cristine: has a wall of nail polish behind her
someone please listen to my sounds, I just need a chance 🙏🏽
And have an enormous amount of nail polish on a wall behind her
My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!
brainmare as soon as you say “sounds” it an instant no
Cristine: I'm not materialistic.
Her peelie bag: Am I a joke to you?!
Eh, not like she really goes nuts going after money and possessions.
recoil53 her nail polish collection is right behind her 😂
Emm Gee that literally has nothing to do with being materialistic
Im the peely bag, while Christine will be.........my life course :c sad and lonely
she's a hardcore collector, that's kinda materialistic lol
*“What is a Libra? Like, is it an animal? It sounds like Zebra.”* -Cristine
delooney 112 THERES NO H 😭🤧
There is no H IN CRISTINE!
11:30 um the best part 😂🎶
-- Superglued you'r fingers together ? It'S NoT A pRoBLem aNYmoRe 😂⭐
*your
@Annika Remory Paltao lol
I once did that and I was super worried so tried nail polish remover for whatever reason and it worked!
Troom Troom dis you??
"I'm not materialistic"
Has horder's worthy collection of tea and nail polish.
Cosette Girardot I don’t think that’s materialistic means lmfaoo
AND IT'S DAVID'S TEA NOT TIM HORTONS
I just literally about to post the same thing.
Cristine: Apparently I’m “materialistic” and “self-indulging”.
Also Cristine: I must individually bubble wrap all 1,500 bottles of my nail polishes to move across the city.
That's not really materialistic or self-indulgent though.
She likes a few brands and she gets tons of them and values them a lot, and they're all things that are indulgent for her. (roots, tea, nail polish except that ones not brand specific...)
Simply: uses a nail polish without saying where it’s from
Me: “Is ThAt ThE nExT HOLO TACO nAiL pOLisH?!?!?”
It's listed in the description box. I got curious too
The unicorn skin and other hand are holo taco it has the 👀 emoji in the description box for them
She is making us question everything!!
And you can see on her side some of the bottles of nail polish are transparent with small labels on it like her test bottle (At least that's what is looks like to me) Maybe the unicorn skin?
I NOTICED THAT TOO, especially if it’s not in the description
4:02 diamonds..... diamonds are HOLO!!! CRISTINE IT WAS MENT TO BE!!!!
5:00 OPALS ARE ALSO HOLO.... it was ment to be. There is just too much evidance.
I am another faithful holosexual and guess what? Me am libra.
Jenna and Julien : * are literally the definition of their zodiac signs *
Cristine and Ben : * are literally the opposite of their zodiac signs *
Jenna and Julien are awesome, and I agree! I never really noticed :O (bEEcH)
Na Ben is sometimes a real Aries
Sash I’m supposed to be a Capricorn.... key word supposed
I’m a Scorpio and Scorpios are looked at as mean and selfish but I am not a Scorpio😂
Her: I’m not materialistic
*Nail polishes left the chat*
lol ikr i like how she didn’t mention it and it was *right* behind her
And 50 same pairs of sweatpants.
Lmaoo
Cristine: "I think Ben is an Aries"
Me intellectually: * montage of Julien going EH BEHE BEP BEP, jumping on counters and "had to do it to em" stance *
EH BEHP BEHP HEEH EP
Two kinds of aries. Loud chaotic, and silent-but-deadly chaotic
😂😂😂😂😂😂
itsgracei i can’ttttttt 😂
Cristine: Who wants to grow their channel comment down below!
8 yr old fortnight gamer boys: *aaaaaHHHHHH-*
*Fortnite 😷
@@lesniboruvka8779 *Get the hell off of this channel*
"I'm big on self-indulgence???"
As she sits in front of a wall covered in hundreds of nail polish.
Bianka THIS WAS MY THOUGHT
YES! FRIKIN YES! This is what I was thinking lol.
Right 💀
Lol my thought was about the polish but also the $80 sweatpants from roots, lol... they look so comfy but that price point is definitely indulgent... in the best way of course, lll
Me to my teacher when I forgot to do my homework: “I thought about doing it but the stars weren’t aligned in my head and I just couldn’t get it done”
“Cristine with no h” and then your zodiac hits you with “C with two h”
I thought the same thing
"The only thing i know about the zodiac signs are the zodiac killer" no one else thought that was funny?
“It’s almost as if they know ad sense revenue is increased before-“ *gets ad*
Lol same
Same
Lol yup same
Same, and I laughed way too hard
Same lmao
I’ve never seen a single human being less Aries than Ben
Audrey Latt my mom is an Aries too and it’s not fitting at all lol. With nasa adding the 13th sign, though, Ben (and my mom) are now a Pisces, which fits better
The new sign only effects people born after 2016 😂
Audrey Latt If you wanna see a perfect example, go watch one of Julien Solomita’s videos 😂 Or watch a Jenna Marbles video when Julien is in it lol
What does it mean to be an Aries
@@dumpster9048 spontaneous, headstrong, don't think about consequences until after the damage has been done. Fun, easygoing but can get mad easily. Gets mad easily but not for long. Don't normally holds grudges. These are the aries I've known from my experience anyways
Her lucky alphabet is Chh but she is Cristine with no H . 😂
Thats what i thought !😂
Kahkashaa Sarfaraz so true
Kahkashaa Sarfaraz so she's just "C" lol
Just чill, guys. Чill.
>v
Other people “I met my icon”
Me “I have the same sign as simply nailogical”
Me too! Her birthday is even the day before mine!
Me too tho her b-day is 3 days before mine :(
Same my sign is also Libra ♎ (according to my birthday (30/9/2006(dd/mm/yyyy))) but my actual sign is Sagittarius ♐ (according to some pundits hindi version of father (church one) )
@@nikkr4605 when's her birthday tho idk it 💀⚰️
@@Bella-du4vb same birthday
Simply : “I’m not Materialistic”
Also Simply: Has an army of nail polishes 🤡
oml like the chinese general lmao
That's not materialistic.
Learn what it means.
Olive yeah, it is
@@aubreyl6496 Materialistic means someone is money orientated. Google it. And Cristine is not.
Olive
ma·te·ri·al·is·tic
/məˌtirēəˈlistik/
adjective
excessively concerned with *material possessions* ;money-oriented.
She has a lot of material possessions, or in this case, nail polishes. Materialistic has multiple related meanings.
"how can I be charming if I'm not even at the party??"
My life in one sentence
Ana Salazar She can be so charming on UA-cam everyone watches her videos instead of partying. But in general that entire sequence of quotes sounded like a stereotypical high functioning psychopath personality.
As soon as she said Venus I knew what song was going to play
There's a more recent hit song named Venus, and it's more space themed.
“Balance of the zebra”
-Simplynailogical 2019
Calypsos Dog every time I think of zebras I think of the dude from her hockey video where the guy screamed the player was a freakin zebra 🤣
"I'm a libra which means balance...which isn't ver me."
Maintains a full youtube and real life career, healthy relationship and is getting fit/staying in shape....
GIRL YOU A LIBRA
*Who wants AirPods ?* 💥
I will choose people who Iiked my last two songs, they will get 4 AirPods for free!
I read this Nicol Concilio's voice, shet
@Your Singer i watched your video, you are a REALY good singer😊😊
@@diordo4109 stop commenting on everyone's posts
@Your Singer you are a really good singer,keep working hard you will make it big one day
Libra is the scales of the goddess Themis, goddess of justice and order. She judges you when your nails are unreasonable.
It's hilarious, Cristine acts more like an Aries and Ben more like a Libra in accordance to their elements
Simply: “I’m not materialistic”
Wall full of nail polish: “im a joke to you?”
I mean materialistic is usually money oriented objects. Nail polish isnt that expensive
Honestly
I had the same thought!!! XD
@@mars7609 but like she has more than 1k bottles....sooo
@@xylockhart that doesnt change the fact that most of it isnt materialistic. And she doesnt value things of great monetary value above everything else soo
Christine: "I'm not materialistic"
Her background:"Am I joke to you?"
@@quietspruce bot
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@@felinawell lol FELILILI! the great one!
nice channel, i am now your subscriber
@@ola5748 LOLO, I am now your subscriber, u have a great channel, please release new content soon 🐛
@Lolo Ali you right
Simply: "Apparently I'm materialistic, lol"
Also Simply: Sits in front of wall of thousands of nail polishes that she compulsively collects.
EXACTLY. 😂
Thought that as well. xD
Hey simply my birthday is October 15 and I'm a libra when it you birthday
She has O.C.D. So not materialistic. I have the same condition. Compulsive collecting is part of the disorder. My credit card glows red at times. ;-)
Kiterpuss don’t forget the peely bag
Cristine: "I'm not materialistic"
2,000 nail polish bottles: Am I a joke to you?
2,000+
Cristine: . . . because apperantly I'm materialistic.
Me: *looks at the thousands of Nail polish bottles*
Thats what i thought too 😂
Glad I wasn’t the only one. Haha
Ben: "i don't know, i ate a fortune cookie once. Is that the same thing?"
Me: *almost chokes on coffee*
eXcuSe mE
iN thIs hOusEhOlD wE oNlY dRinK tEa
I mean it pretty much is lol
200th liker
@@sunaina6027 oh you are totally right! I am sorry
Petty Witch- Bitch it ain’t tea
“Apparently im materialistic”
In front of her nail polish wall...
Which she had professionally made 😂😅
I thought the same thing 😂
Who else finds her putting glossy taco on more satisfying than the peeling XD
“The good new is that there’s going to be a lot of sexual chemistry”
Cristine: 😳
Ben: 😉
Ben is not throwing away his shot after this one
A Largebucket is that Lin Manuel in your profile pic
𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓵𝓮
@@mickimi I threw away my shot-
Yes come to me fellow hamilfans!!!
Cristine: "I'm not materialistic"
Also Cristine: has hundreds of nail polish
It is called O.C.D!
Mistress Anya [The Bitch] it’s called a JOKE
Cristine: "It's almost like they know about the adsense revenue increasing before the christmas seas-
UA-cam : *plays an ad before Cristine could even finish her sentence*
Same 😂
She places the ads and the amount it’s just over the Christmas period you can earn more that’s why you’ll see more videos or people adding more ads in 🙃
wait you got one too lol
@@smolweeblet3057 the youtuber places the ads. she put it there for a reason! (the joke lol)
I didn't get any ads during the vid ?
"The balance of a ZERBRAAAA!!!!!"
That had me dying
Cristine: “I’m not materialistic”
*literally has a nail polish wall*
It’s not materialistic if she’s doing it for work. Having a collection, impressive or not, isn’t materialistic.
@@orphicqueen she doesn't do her nails for work tho, it's for fun. Either way I don't think she's very materialistic
Materialistic is like only buying name brand and unnecessary things. Her job is based on nails
HAHAHAHA LOL YES
@@ansleymac7855 No, she works for the Canadian Government with Criminal Statistics Analysis or something like that. Nail art is just a hobby, it's just for fun.
“Let’s start nail arting. Bet my horoscope didn’t see THAT in my future.”
Ya, neither did we. 😂💖
Lol I agree
Lol
Cristine: says she’s not materialistic
Also cristine: likes nail polish so has a GIANT WALL OF IT
* this is not a genuine criticism it is a joke*
Charlie El she used to use it for her channel. Then she lost interest in making nail videos. At least she doesn’t toss them-she keeps them forever. I think someone can have one vice-this is pretty harmless
@@heartslove1942 it's not that serious, we're just laughing with her (about horoscopes)
@Smileyrie James it's a joke :p
Lmfao
I love her usual style of not-nail-art videos but I genuinely want a nail art compilation for all the 12 zodiac signs
cristine: literally owns gel nail polish
cristine: superglues on gems
literally what i thought XD
The guy that does my nails uses a thick gel stuff that works so good, those suckers don't come off for weeks, it's crazy.
Christine: 'Libras are self-indulg- WHAT?! SELF-INDULGENT???'
Me: *Immediately looks to her nail polish wall*
I'm self indulgent too. I have over a hundred plush toys
Cristine: It's like they know there's an increase in ads --"
*Ad appears on the screen*
Sameeeeee
Facts
IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!! I JUST LOOKED IT UP AND I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS CRISTINE!!!!!
Cristine: *doesn’t show label on the nail polish bottle*
Fans: suspicious 🤔🤔
Actually if you look carefully you can see the holo taco logo!!!
I think she's developing a Holo Taco peel off base coat... 5:34
@@desertrose93 she already has said that is the current project
Charlotte Harlow oh I didn’t remember that! 🙂
Multi fandom Quwueen hotel: trivago
After seeing Juliens Aries tornado I almost don’t believe Ben is an Aries
Chantelle Dixon same 😂😂
OMG ME EITHER
SAME!!!
He must be a Virgo moon
It's almost like zodiac signs have nothing to do with your personality 🤔🤔🤔
“Im not materialistic”
Says the lady with 1000 nail polish bottles behind her 😂😂😂
I love you Cristine
Rebeckah Iding and her peely bag, she has Starbucks every day,she only wears roots clothing and she has piles of holo stuff😂
That’s not materialistic. Materialistic is valuing things over everything. You can still have things.
@@yankeeaholic dude she would push Ben into a volcano to save her polish and holo stuff.
I know😂😂😁😁
@iWin Rar I hope you’re joking
when you said "you know what's in your horiscope?" my laptop gave me a battery warning HAHAHAH
Lucky letters: CHH
C_ristine: 'I feel personally attacked'
Underrated comment xD
I just DIED
“Libra and Aries have a lot of sexual chemistry”
Cristine: *doesn’t deny it*
someone please listen to my sounds, I just need a chance 🙏🏽
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My dad said he would buy me a bunny when I hit 400 subs, please help I’m so close!
Mr. Chipmunk I helped tou
"im not materialistic" she states in front of her wall of hundreds of nail polishes
LaedeeTyme
And in a wardrobe of fancy Sweat Shirts and sweatpants.
People have skewed meanings of what materialistic means. You can be materialistic without wanting Gucci or being a horrible vapid person.
It just means that you appreciate quality in quality goods. That’s why Christine complains about milky white or black polish. She is materialistic, she wants something of good quality.
The majority of those polishes were from PR and shes said before that a lot of those polishes aren't even usable any more.
Wanting a good quality product isnt materialistic, it's not wanting to buy crap.
I live a simple life but the things I do buy aren't cheap, but I know I wont have to replace then for years.
Lol, my thoughts
LaedeeTyme as Beyn fetches her tea
@@MrsThekat24
But that is materialistic. You appreciate the material in in goods. Everyone is materialistic to a certain extent. Its only bad when its in excess.
Ben had a fortune. And his fortune was “One Day You Will Be In A Relationship With A Beautiful Woman”
Bens fortune came true. And her name was Cristine :)
is nobody talking about the fact she's doing NAIL ART?
“where does a libra get its drinking water”
sorry, on this channel, we do tea. not water
She better see that comment 😂
Jess Mary she should
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME EDITING THIS VIDEO
AND FORGOT TO CALL IT A HOLOSCOPE?!
I love her nail art! You still got it!
The “balance” part is you balancing UA-cam and your actual job so well
The inanimate object is the scales, girl, the scales.
In Hungarian language we basically just call the sign "scale"
@@Akiron111 same in german
Christine to Ben: you're dangerous!
Ben: *looking like a kicked confused puppy* 😂
Cristine with no h
Cristine with no h
@Megan Manthei I know. I was crying and couldnt see sorrryyyy
why is the puppy being kicked though 🥺? is it being abused by some person 💔
@Megan Manthei wht
Lucky alphabet "Chh" for someone who has introduced herself Cristene without the H!! Am I them only one who think thats ironic? 💅😛
I think spins = shins. That website reminds me of Chinese translations on packaging of Wish stuff.
spins could also be spines; shins or spines are both equally as weird to have as lucky body parts though 🤣
Do you know what website that was?? I want to look up mine 😂
Ben: “The good news is that there is going to be a lot of sexual chemistry”
Me: *DAD STOP*
Sarah Mcdonald dads have sex too ya know
Rocarlos Davis uh
@@rocarlosdavis622 uh ??
@@rocarlosdavis622 uh??
@@rocarlosdavis622 wtf
Libra is the Latin word for weight, and is actually the reason “pound” is abbreviated LB!
Cool fact! Thanks!
mine in polish is called waga (weight) and i just found out why its called that because of you lol thanks! i never knew this xD
Amy Skillicorn OOO the more you know
well we learn soemthing new everyday
On today's Daily Dose of Internet:
Poor Ben, he looks like the most confused dad that's just coming to terms that he's getting too old to understand his child's memes
"BALANCE OF A ZEBRA!" 🦓😂
Simplynailogical: *Talks about Ad revenues*
UA-cam: *Cuts simplynailogical off with an Ad*
I was gonna say that but yeah lol
I had a good chuckle at that ad timing too. LOL
But simply gets t choose where she places the ads
I was looking for this comment lmao 😂😂
"let's seal in my future with some glossy taco" Christine 2019
With no h
Real witchcraft
Bianca Andrea 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 NO H
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA I HATE IT. ITS BURNING MY EYESSSSSS CRISTINE WITH AN H?
I’m exaggerating if you couldn’t tell.
“They must know about Adsense rev-“
-*cuts to ad*
Wow she’s right
I got a Pepsi Max ad:)
@@lbg1239 yea, I got a Libra sanitary products ad. They must know
as a fellow zebra libra, I approve thank you simply, for not only making the horoscope better, but also for brightening my day I love you and your videos, and hope your birthday was great.
Cristine: used to compare horoscopes to claim boys
Beyn: I AtE a FoUrTuNe CoOkIe OnCe
Sophie West fourtune
NiCe
I would like... But its at 365...
Lilxpotadoe when i saw ot ot was at 69😂
@@anaxagoras5147 oop- lol
right when said "ads before christmas season" I got an ad 😂
Thanking my star sign 🙏
I was just about to comment that this happened to me! 😂
Oh my god this happened to me too
same HAHHA
she places the ads right? also congrats for her responding!
edit: i just remembered that this happens on glam and gores channel whenever she says something like "demonetized." im pretty sure the creator puts the ad breaks where they want them.
"Isn't it Libra balance of a zebra"
-Cristine Rotenberg/ Simply Nailogical/ 2019
“you’re emotional success will be the main thing this year”
Cristine:”lies”
*few months later*
takes a break from youtube so she won’t be as stressed and be made to feel like she has to put out a video while doing everything else. 😂