Met a guy from India once and he sounded like he gamed from inside of a fishmarket and he worked on fusion reactors he was also global elite in CSgo, actual legend.
I had a buddy who i used work on fusion reactors with who also owned a meat shop to support his csgo career because fusion reactors doesn't make a lot of money in India, that's why I can't buy a PC.
Simple explanation for Ninja's suspicious gameplay and acc: It's a gaming cafe account, therefore insanely high no. of hours played while only having weekly drop skins equipped. My theory would also account for his inconsistent and extremely volatile match performance as seen in his cs stats page.
I agree. Where does their sovereignty come from? The British handing it to them? India is just the name they made up so that the checks from the IMF would cash at the bank.
As an Indian player, they don’t know how to smoke b doors and also flashes, they don’t go long if they don’t have a spawn, so they just smoke doors and pray that the mid guy doesn’t kill them and they go short. The short boost box was placed for Indians.
Cheaters in india servers are not as common as eu or us but most of the players have crappy setups and little to no prep (refrag for ex). This results in a player base that basically just logs on and plays without ever caring about getting better or learning from past mistakes. It goes something like this: I died in a spot, the enemy better. Ego gets hurt, I challenge enemy in same spot and kill him if better or die and get tilted easily. This cycle repeats for eternity and the player never goes to youtube to figure out how to play the position or learn utility to counter the opponent. Doesn't help that the pro scene is not that popular so barely anybody would know how to play like donk in mirage mid for ex. The only time you would get shut down if you did that in indian matchmaking is if the enemy team out aims you or avoids you after getting owned. Also, many of us have accounts which are over 10 years old at this point as indians got hooked to CS with CS1.6 and CSS which were extremely popular at the time. But most of the people played these in cyber cafes or on private LAN or even with only bots. This resulted in a very unhealthy playing habit of never caring to improve as you mostly played with friends and as long as you were the best among them you didn't care to improve. This habit carried forward to when matchmaking was introduced and consequently CS2. That is why you will find many accounts with 6,7,8k hours who play like shit cus they never cared to improve.
It's good that gaming never took off in India, although the mobile scene is a monster of it's own. I mostly played casuals to blow steam off. Idk about lifestyles in EU or West in general, but with how bad work-life balance in India is, focusing on getting better in a game would make it even worse.
The thing about spectating the default knife is about like muscle memory thing. I do the same when I'm on alt account, call it ADHD or something but I love the way the hands move ( no pun intended)
i solo q'd on cache years ago with a 4 man indian team, I got an ace and they asked me to join their pro esports team, very funny wholesome group of dudes I hope they're doing great where ever they are
Im from india , the only maps that are being played in india are dust 2 , mirage and inferno, people just dont like to play other maps here , if you vote out these maps they will throw and start abusing you, if you EXACTLY listen to them and play they will throw and abuse you , if you make a mistake , they will throw and abuse you , if you carrying , but not in their terms , still they will throw and abuse you , its just sempiternal , as an indian i am ashamed to say most people are toxic here, i hope the cs culture in india improves,have a good day.
Man, I've said it before on other neok vids and I'll say it again here. Editor, I love you man! You have my exact taste of memes, soundboard shitposting, and humour - makes these vids an absolute joy to watch man. Like bro, idk who else could ever segue the Willem Dafoe drip check into a vid like that! Never stop this kind of editing man, it really is an absolute joy to watch
hey guys, neok is 25 years old, he is aware of what those emotes mean, if not he was one of those kids that were slow to mentally develop and is probably the reason why he is good at cs. no attention to social nuances more attention to well, visual stimuli aka counter strike
U GOT CHANNEL BACK LETS GOOO Also seems like you cant upload for 2 weeks, like we give a shit WE GOT THE CHANNEL BACK Waiting 2 weeks is easy, but having this channel gone forever is hard
As a former Indian, I’m flabbergasted by such immaculate persentation about our gamers. This is absolutely true as most Indians grow up with gaming on a phone instead of a pc
As an Indian, We don't take competitive mode seriously. Nobody wants to learn smokes or flashes. There are only 5% players who actually play like pro players and rest of all play like casual mode. Biggest frustration i have in Indian server is that people don't communicate or they just want to play without mic.
A large number of Indian gamers play from gaming cafes in the early 2000s due to not being able to afford PC/CONSOLE or internet, also cheating is rampant in the gaming scene. Now with more affordability, they still go to cafes to play with friends and because parents won't let you play when you can study. Also many kid gamers have expensive skins in games because they spend their parents money without their knowledge like a 13 year old kid spending his mom's entire savings on games and skins recently.
It's probably a Gaming Cafe Account. They rackup hours pretty quick since those places are packed from noon to night on weekdays and even longer on weekends. The way renting works here is the customer creates an account at the store and adds renting time to the account in exchange of money. The store uses an application that controls game access on the PC using a launcher where the customer logs in and the time start ticking. Once time expirers, the customer has to go back to the front desk to recharge. Customers can not login/logout the steam, epic, EA, etc accounts and they prefer not to. God knows the number of viruses, keyloggers, malware, etc on the PC, and logging in will put their accounts at risk. Yes they have FaceIt & 5v5 Lan as well.
It is in fact Indian meta where CTs push LT and short in the first 30 and then the last guys will try to backstab from long. This happens because Indian players refuse to learn T side nades, smokes, moli, or flash. It ends up as a deathmatch. In fact they don't even hold bomb side after plant and just push to kill approaching CTs. I have been kicked out of the match for suggesting to use utilities. If you don't believe me, try playing a casual game on an Indian server.
To the people who are wondering what is happening, it is most probably a gaming cafe account. In gaming cafes in India, sometimes they have default accounts for valorant/CSGO/DOTA. Since people are playing on these accounts 24/7 pretty much they accumulate a lot of hours/XP but obviously, it is not a single guy playing on it. So you get accounts with 8-10K hours and people playing like they are no better than 500 hours on the game.
Criminally negligible how you haven't yet busted (not checked, but, busted) one of the most known, soft, weak, flaccid cheaters on Faceit for years, day0s. To save you time, he has it all. Aim assist, walls, radar. Checking demos will be a blast once you come back from holidays. I dont play games anymore but this dork still cheating makes me laugh.
As an Indian I Literally Never go short while on T side (only if we are rotating from B because CTs are having a Party in B for some reason) 💀 My Theory is this Guy was a Cheater who cheated Previously to get that 17k rating and turned his cheats off for some reason and Played this Match, '' Why tf will you Push Short from mid tunnel alone with the Bomb and a Tec-9? ''
Make a video of how you almost lost your channel and bought it back!
I already have, but I’m banned from uploading for 2 weeks
@@neokCSUnlucku man 😢
Woahh he is back! 😂
@@neokCSSucks you going through all this. Glad you got it fixed, can't wait for the next vid.
Oh wow neok got his channel back
whiffing 20 bullets on a 18 bullet gun is a skill by itself
Dam fr 🤣
This will be top comment in a few hours mark my words
@@AFJ_Gaming it already is, and its only been 15 minutes
Ik, by that I mean that no comment will surpass it
only in india
Indian meta is, not giving a fuck about anything and just pressing w like your life depends in it
RAHHHHH 🇮🇳🇮🇳🦁🇮🇳🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯🗣️
and shitting in the streets
@@kmt5588 going by that logic, stealing would be your meta
@@strangerontheinternet6409 LOL
@@strangerontheinternet6409 dead 🤣🤣
Met a guy from India once and he sounded like he gamed from inside of a fishmarket and he worked on fusion reactors he was also global elite in CSgo, actual legend.
😂
He was probably in a gaming cafe
I had a buddy who i used work on fusion reactors with who also owned a meat shop to support his csgo career because fusion reactors doesn't make a lot of money in India, that's why I can't buy a PC.
trust me he was in a gaming cafe.
You honestly think a gaming cafe would have a pc that would run cs
Simple explanation for Ninja's suspicious gameplay and acc: It's a gaming cafe account, therefore insanely high no. of hours played while only having weekly drop skins equipped. My theory would also account for his inconsistent and extremely volatile match performance as seen in his cs stats page.
Hmmmmmmm that makes sense
they have those in india? imagine the smell
@@ATROFlAR You dont have to worry about that. I doubt you smell like sunshine and rainbows.
@@ATROFlAR least racist cs player
@@zenpy_xd my crap smells better than your entire family tree
After raising my editors pay 273 times I was forced to sell my house and family. Soon I will sell my computer to help pay for the edits. Thank.
I can donate you my kidneys 😘😈
Raise your own pay. Easy.
you can sell a kidney as well
Happy Easter Niok
Damn, that's crazy
India isn't a country, it's a lifestyle
then stop doing it
@@Endaretainer NO
rule n.2 always scam people
I agree. Where does their sovereignty come from? The British handing it to them? India is just the name they made up so that the checks from the IMF would cash at the bank.
Its diarrhea
bro violated dimma😭🙏🏼🙏🏼
we are so back
kebab
finally....
Kitchen time
budget
kebeb
Editor cooking🔥
frr
As an Indian, i can agree with fact that whenever there is an Indian player playing as terrorist in dust2, they only go short.
tbh its just the meta in asia
Not only India, I think the whole Asia does that. Idk why they were obssesed with short for some reason
@@izack0128 The fk is short? Cat? mid doors? Who calls it short?
@@OrganicGreens all the newer players who started after around 2019 i guess
@OrganicGreens called it short since 2015, haven't heard a lot of people call it cat
8k hours - might be an eCafe account perhaps?
yes most likely
nah eCafe account doesn't that last long from the banned
@@youngmin1986 i mean vac is totally broken so i doubt it
@@disposable3167alternatively… you just casually play over the decade the game has been out and get 8k hours spread across all that time
@@youngmin1986cafe owners don't let you download cheats. That account is probably used by 3-4 players.
As an Indian player, they don’t know how to smoke b doors and also flashes, they don’t go long if they don’t have a spawn, so they just smoke doors and pray that the mid guy doesn’t kill them and they go short. The short boost box was placed for Indians.
i laughed at this really hard.. cause i do the same
@@pnka999 Me Too!!!!
that dima parody is pure gold. Give the Editior a raise
Cheaters in india servers are not as common as eu or us but most of the players have crappy setups and little to no prep (refrag for ex). This results in a player base that basically just logs on and plays without ever caring about getting better or learning from past mistakes. It goes something like this: I died in a spot, the enemy better. Ego gets hurt, I challenge enemy in same spot and kill him if better or die and get tilted easily. This cycle repeats for eternity and the player never goes to youtube to figure out how to play the position or learn utility to counter the opponent. Doesn't help that the pro scene is not that popular so barely anybody would know how to play like donk in mirage mid for ex. The only time you would get shut down if you did that in indian matchmaking is if the enemy team out aims you or avoids you after getting owned. Also, many of us have accounts which are over 10 years old at this point as indians got hooked to CS with CS1.6 and CSS which were extremely popular at the time. But most of the people played these in cyber cafes or on private LAN or even with only bots. This resulted in a very unhealthy playing habit of never caring to improve as you mostly played with friends and as long as you were the best among them you didn't care to improve. This habit carried forward to when matchmaking was introduced and consequently CS2. That is why you will find many accounts with 6,7,8k hours who play like shit cus they never cared to improve.
It's good that gaming never took off in India, although the mobile scene is a monster of it's own. I mostly played casuals to blow steam off. Idk about lifestyles in EU or West in general, but with how bad work-life balance in India is, focusing on getting better in a game would make it even worse.
i know there are too many comments about the editor but holy man he pays attention to all small detals i love him
Thank you!!
People in India only play Mirage and Dust 2.
Im indian too then
@@neokCS Play Mirage + Dust 2 with skins worth in cents = Indian.
@@bunkerbuns5874Literally me 😌
@@bunkerbuns5874 so you're saying wasting money in a video game is a plus
@@bunkerbuns5874bz I rather buy rdr2 , baldurs gate 3 ,black myth wukong than some shiny pixels on my screen
3:25 i dont have a knife skin or a "skin changer" doesn't mean i dont inspect my default knife 😭 its a satisfying thing to do
FR, makes me feel like ppl with bflys
7:06 You should give your editor a raise for that subtle Club Penguin dance xD
The thing about spectating the default knife is about like muscle memory thing. I do the same when I'm on alt account, call it ADHD or something but I love the way the hands move ( no pun intended)
lol soooo truee... I cant exist even 30 seconds without pressing F
that skyrim transition was fire🔥give ur editor a raise rn!
Yes
i solo q'd on cache years ago with a 4 man indian team, I got an ace and they asked me to join their pro esports team, very funny wholesome group of dudes I hope they're doing great where ever they are
Im from india , the only maps that are being played in india are dust 2 , mirage and inferno, people just dont like to play other maps here , if you vote out these maps they will throw and start abusing you, if you EXACTLY listen to them and play they will throw and abuse you , if you make a mistake , they will throw and abuse you , if you carrying , but not in their terms , still they will throw and abuse you , its just sempiternal , as an indian i am ashamed to say most people are toxic here, i hope the cs culture in india improves,have a good day.
Nah it will be same
I have 15k still PPL don't know basic calls of other maps
@@Loki__5064 sahi baat hai mere bhai
I've played quite a lot of vertigo and overpass in premier. Although i have to admit that they're middle Eastern servers with Indians.
Hurts my brain
thats like every region in cs XD
i swear the editor carrying the whole neok video rn. its so f-ing hilarious man 🤣 The meme and everything is so on point
your editor is crazy good
The edits were so good. Great stuff neok
Demos from epstein island next
🧗♀🧗♀🧗♀
i heard Hawkin hit some insane flicks
i think the Ninja guy is just super drunk
5:07 this dude looks more like "i just got my first computer and installed cs" type hours, cornflakes on his mousepad probably too
damn bro violated the whole country
gaming cafe
@@Jetstreamsammycurry on the keyboard
6:38 made my whole day hahahhaha i love the edits man always!
We're back 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Its insane how neok remembers the joel incidents when he watches like 50 demos a month
traumatic events stay with u
where is that vid
Man, I've said it before on other neok vids and I'll say it again here. Editor, I love you man! You have my exact taste of memes, soundboard shitposting, and humour - makes these vids an absolute joy to watch man. Like bro, idk who else could ever segue the Willem Dafoe drip check into a vid like that! Never stop this kind of editing man, it really is an absolute joy to watch
wow man I appreciate you writing this !!
guys i’m gonna confirm this now neok does indeed pay me real money for the edits, no worries!
Channel is back?!!! congrats man im so happy for you!
GZ on getting your channel back man!
Prayed for your channel and you got it back! ggwp
the channel is back finally something to watch
hey guys, neok is 25 years old, he is aware of what those emotes mean, if not he was one of those kids that were slow to mentally develop and is probably the reason why he is good at cs. no attention to social nuances more attention to well, visual stimuli aka counter strike
thank god your back 🥺, ur my fav Content Creator
Aside from being mean to someone for not speaking english, this is by far the funniest video from your channel. Love it!
One of the top edited videos. Literally hilarious.
Glad you got your channel back!
you finally got you're channel back!
U GOT CHANNEL BACK LETS GOOO
Also seems like you cant upload for 2 weeks, like we give a shit WE GOT THE CHANNEL BACK
Waiting 2 weeks is easy, but having this channel gone forever is hard
Omg you're back im so happy rn :DDDD
3:24
with that loading screen, the editor definitely need a raise!!!!
Bro the editor needs a nobel ! The best !
The editor did dima dirty
“Well that was the best clip of my life so far” is fucking hilarious 😭😭😭
Bro... your editor deserves everything he wants... masterpiece as always.
Lots of love from India neok 😂 Good to see your channel back 🎉
so glad to see the channel back
taitus hitting the insane edit
As a former Indian, I’m flabbergasted by such immaculate persentation about our gamers. This is absolutely true as most Indians grow up with gaming on a phone instead of a pc
Idk how but the Editor is getting better and better. Give him the 10th raise this year
Finally neok is back, fuck yt for banning my favourite guy. I haven't watched this video and yt banned my g
Channel back lfg. Big W congratz brother 🙏
editor is GOATED
Therapist: AI Dima isn't real, he can't hurt you.
AI Dima: *starts stretching his face out of his head*
WE FKIN BACK LETS GOOO!
As an Indian, We don't take competitive mode seriously. Nobody wants to learn smokes or flashes. There are only 5% players who actually play like pro players and rest of all play like casual mode. Biggest frustration i have in Indian server is that people don't communicate or they just want to play without mic.
THE CHANNEL IS BACK
UA-cam has been so boring without you. Exciting for you to be back 👊🏼
We are so back😻
ay bru i’m glad to see the channel back. legit so fucked what happened
Happy to see you back king
I don't think many people rush into lower tunnels as CT. This may be the reason why he's not checking.
WE ARE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the editing on this one is crazy, i just love it, great job editor!
RETURN OF THE KING ❤
As an Indian I can say that players just go for kills doesn't play for there team
Channel is back!!!!!!!!!!!
indian demos are weird❌
indian tutorials are real✅
BROS BACK!😭🙏
A large number of Indian gamers play from gaming cafes in the early 2000s due to not being able to afford PC/CONSOLE or internet, also cheating is rampant in the gaming scene. Now with more affordability, they still go to cafes to play with friends and because parents won't let you play when you can study. Also many kid gamers have expensive skins in games because they spend their parents money without their knowledge like a 13 year old kid spending his mom's entire savings on games and skins recently.
\o/ the boy is back!
Good to have you back, I've missed your videos!
CHANNEL BACK LETSGOOOOOOO
It's probably a Gaming Cafe Account. They rackup hours pretty quick since those places are packed from noon to night on weekdays and even longer on weekends. The way renting works here is the customer creates an account at the store and adds renting time to the account in exchange of money. The store uses an application that controls game access on the PC using a launcher where the customer logs in and the time start ticking. Once time expirers, the customer has to go back to the front desk to recharge. Customers can not login/logout the steam, epic, EA, etc accounts and they prefer not to. God knows the number of viruses, keyloggers, malware, etc on the PC, and logging in will put their accounts at risk.
Yes they have FaceIt & 5v5 Lan as well.
Yooo welcome back
It is in fact Indian meta where CTs push LT and short in the first 30 and then the last guys will try to backstab from long. This happens because Indian players refuse to learn T side nades, smokes, moli, or flash. It ends up as a deathmatch. In fact they don't even hold bomb side after plant and just push to kill approaching CTs. I have been kicked out of the match for suggesting to use utilities. If you don't believe me, try playing a casual game on an Indian server.
WE ARE SO BACCKKKKKKKK
To the people who are wondering what is happening, it is most probably a gaming cafe account.
In gaming cafes in India, sometimes they have default accounts for valorant/CSGO/DOTA. Since people are playing on these accounts 24/7 pretty much they accumulate a lot of hours/XP but obviously, it is not a single guy playing on it. So you get accounts with 8-10K hours and people playing like they are no better than 500 hours on the game.
WE ARE BACK
having 8k hours does not mean he has to be learned something from it
Criminally negligible how you haven't yet busted (not checked, but, busted) one of the most known, soft, weak, flaccid cheaters on Faceit for years, day0s. To save you time, he has it all. Aim assist, walls, radar. Checking demos will be a blast once you come back from holidays. I dont play games anymore but this dork still cheating makes me laugh.
The short boost box was placed for us Indians, they come short every round.
As an Indian I Literally Never go short while on T side (only if we are rotating from B because CTs are having a Party in B for some reason) 💀
My Theory is this Guy was a Cheater who cheated Previously to get that 17k rating and turned his cheats off for some reason and Played this Match,
'' Why tf will you Push Short from mid tunnel alone with the Bomb and a Tec-9? ''
WWWW NEOK IS BAAACKK LETS GOOO
The channel is back we are saved
HES BACKKKKK
Channel back, Revival of the fittest 🗣️
NEOK BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Happy that you got your channel back, lots of love from India Neok
lets go hes back
THE MEMORIES AREN'T LOST
UNBANNED!!!!!!!!!
5:22 your editor does these little things everytime....best of the best ofc but things like these makes hes/her editing just godlike
5:38 pitkä matikka reference😱
Otin vanhasta yo kokeesta ton fr fr
@@TaitusC kyl abitin tunnistaa