Hahahaha "Bitch cant park" and "Fake, fake fake, theres no kitchen in the background" - Man i usually have a little chuckle to jokes like those, but for some reason these one were hilarious. Especially 'bitch cant park' ahahah
"Give me the keys or i shoot the car"-"Fine take the keys i have a back-up in the garage"-"I'll take that too"-"Fine I'll use the one out back"-"Fuck lady how many of these cars do u have"-"U do realize we're at the factory right"-"Wat factory has a garage"-"My house is next door"
And while we're on the subject of names, William Gates, Warren Buffett, Richard Branson, Michael Dell, Mark Zuckerburg? The list goes on and on and on....
The car was sweating a little bit, and was traumatized by the experience. But after some medical treatment, he's fine, and will be able to be drove again.
people were created to be loved things were created to be used! The reason why the world is in CHAOS is because things are being loved, and people are being used!
@Oberstbonze VW do the same thing. They aren't going to change part of their logo just so english people can understand it. And in case you were wondering, it means 'Advancing through technology.' Not so easy to translate, sorry. :P
As an American, i can officialy call us hypocrites, we want freedom for ourselves, then we interfere with others abroad. Americans need to understand you cannot support freedom at home without letting people to their own ways abroad .
I've put the link in the Description-section above / and I've fixed the annontation link in the end of the video (which was broken) thank you for pointing it out!
@ludabaer First steam car was invented in 1769 by a French man, first electric car was invented in 1828 by a Hungarian, it wasn't until 1885 that Karl Benz came along...
@xXKOolAidkiller13Xx Normally, a robber would hold an innocent person hostage, but here, the hostage was the Audi R8. This is showing that the cop liked the Audi. It's just a commercial.
A guy asked a Muslim: Why do ur girls cover up their body and hair? The Muslim guy smiled and got 2 sweets, he opened the first one and kept the other one wrapped. He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the guy: If I asked you to take one of the sweets which one you will choose? The guy replied: The covered one. Then the Muslim said that's how we treat and see our women.
and of course the robber had to have a russian/eastern european accent..
This is not funny. He could have really shot the car. :P
***** LMAO !!
Yuppppppppppp I was so so so worried 😟 he’d do just that! Thank God the security guy had the sense to drop the gun.
I found this ad extremely offensive to cars, don't you know how hard it is for cars to live around people?
even in an empty carpark women cant park between the lines ...:O
Dávid Badibanga cant blame her, she is after all an audi driver
Dávid Badibanga 😂hey. I would
Oh, wait...im a girl...
😂😂😂🤣
haha or that's how men and male directors depict women. ;)
I like how I get to watch an ad first to watch an ad.
Don't worry, If he's German, HE WILL NOT.
@UCbOw19hT_aJmf33RaRxY1gg Senin Gibimi ?
It's not just a car!
Thats a piece of art :)
exactly
Best ad for the car of my dreams ever.
The guy was bluffing. There's no way he'd shoot it.
yes..its beautiful!! I mean the Audi..LOVE
amazing how it glows in black... absolutely amazing.
And then there was 1559 toyota fanboys :)
Hahahaha "Bitch cant park" and "Fake, fake fake, theres no kitchen in the background" - Man i usually have a little chuckle to jokes like those, but for some reason these one were hilarious. Especially 'bitch cant park' ahahah
that was lame, sorry
0:15 Nice parking babe, couldn't even park straight for a TV advert haha
Good choice. Good choice, my man.
They need to add in the end : "Madam, I need you car"
Car is worth more then a human.. Nice
I was shocked by this commercial... I guess that's idiots who made it. You can take it also like this : the car is worth more than a woman.... omg
where is the alternate edit?
wow the super agent knew about the guard's obsession with the Audi R8...*_* brilliant !
He should have asked "Are you OK?!" and then the R8 would 'wink' once!
Really awesome ad! (The car is also awesome of course)
"Give me the keys or i shoot the car"-"Fine take the keys i have a back-up in the garage"-"I'll take that too"-"Fine I'll use the one out back"-"Fuck lady how many of these cars do u have"-"U do realize we're at the factory right"-"Wat factory has a garage"-"My house is next door"
"drop the gun or ill shoot the car" hahahahha LOL! thats one precious hostage!
I find it strange that I had to watch an ad to watch a video of an ad...
And while we're on the subject of names, William Gates, Warren Buffett, Richard Branson, Michael Dell, Mark Zuckerburg? The list goes on and on and on....
My parents are a big Audi fan, and they have all the Audi Series including R8 and A7. We bought R8 last week and its a very nice car.
Disclaimer: no Audi R8s were harmed in the making of this video.
Wow! Advertising is REAL Cinema!
Omg this is so real :) I love that commercial.
the 2006-present Audi R8 is assembled in
Neckarsulm, Germany
What was the security guard thinking? No one would ever shoot a R8!
wow a desert eagle and a r8 in the same video!!!
Hell my two most wanted things xD
70 years and people still dig it up. Unnecessary...
no R8's were harmed in the making of this video
''Drop the gun or I shoot the car'' lol
not to mention Alpina (1965-present)
Apal (1999-present)
Artega (2006-2012)
CityEl (1987-present)
Gumpert (2004-present)
Isdera (1983-present)
Jetcar (2000-present)
Keinath (1996-present)
Lotec (1981-present)
Maybach (1921-1940; 2002-2013)
Melkus (1969-1980; 2006-present)
Pegasus (1995-present)
Ruf Automobile (1982-present)
Smart (1997-present)
Wiesmann (1985-present)
Yes! (1999-present)
[edit]Former manufacturers
[edit]A-C
AAA (1919-1922)
Aachener (1902)
AAG (1900-1901)
Adler (1900-1939)
i luv how the police dude puts down the gun wiv his fingers!!xox
Volkswagen, audi, porsche, Lamborghini and seat are all owned by one company and share many aspects with one another.
so this is the reason, why i must pay so much for an audi in germany -.- wtf
lol. awesome. i wish all adverts were like that
if i was the cop, exactly the same would have happened....
The car is not a modified lotus, all that is left of the lotus is pretty much just the seats. The car is a completely built and tuned american car.
NOOO not the car!!! anything but the car!!! xD
This commercial makes so much sense..
i can already predict that this R8 will be in a ball of fire in 4 hours if it was in the hands of this lady...
The car was sweating a little bit, and was traumatized by the experience. But after some medical treatment, he's fine, and will be able to be drove again.
Their new slogan is "Audi: More valuable than an Indian woman!"
So,as I see,the car is more importent than person life,lol(million times).Peace of metal is the Audi
@MrLangstar 100 years later , this could shoot up to 100,000,000!
"Ma'am? Is your car ok??"
people were created to be loved things were created to be used! The reason why the world is in CHAOS is because things are being loved, and people are being used!
I live next to the R8 testtrack.
Every evening I can`t miss sound.
That gives me the creeps.
dont you just hate it when you know what's gonna happen.
People that drive German cars are typically good drivers, but this one proved me wrong. LOL
Of course the car is awesome, why else would Darius have it in NFS Carbon?
@Oberstbonze VW do the same thing. They aren't going to change part of their logo just so english people can understand it. And in case you were wondering, it means 'Advancing through technology.' Not so easy to translate, sorry. :P
As an American, i can officialy call us hypocrites, we want freedom for ourselves, then we interfere with others abroad. Americans need to understand you cannot support freedom at home without letting people to their own ways abroad .
thank god for the happy ending. Luckily the Audi R8 was unharmed ;p
no r8s were harmed in the making of this film...
I've put the link in the Description-section above / and I've fixed the annontation link in the end of the video (which was broken) thank you for pointing it out!
@ludabaer First steam car was invented in 1769 by a French man, first electric car was invented in 1828 by a Hungarian, it wasn't until 1885 that Karl Benz came along...
@DieckChann have a sense of humor jeez
oh i was wondering why she was in there, had no clue the r8 had a kitchen. Now it makes sense
commercial makers if audi is so good why would he even consider shooting the car
Unknowingly, the building got robbed XD
I really liked the van!
beautiful colors.
Ad contd.. Policeman: Can I have the keys, ma'am.
Because they want to make the car sound that the car is precious
@xXKOolAidkiller13Xx
Normally, a robber would hold an innocent person hostage, but here, the hostage was the Audi R8. This is showing that the cop liked the Audi. It's just a commercial.
Omg! That girl must feel like crap.Shes saying"Im not even worth getting shot at? lololololol
not bad at all. I wasnt expecting lol funny so i like it
This commercial could never be shown on American TV, Ironic isn't it ?
HUMANS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THEN CARS
German Engineering is unbeatable
Even in an empty parking lot, the woman still cant park between the lines :(
This is from 2008 which means that was the first R8 so... It's price is 118,860 :)))
i love it when this happens, when someone trys to be funny and gets shutdown
@helion987 She's a model and, obviously, an actress is TV commercials.
It wont be forgotten. But you don't have to live in the past. You're pretty anxious in your little safety bubble.
That doesnt even enclose the car!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Им надо было добавить в конце: "Мэм, мне нужна ваша машина" :)
me and my friend went to a motor show just to see this car.
Nope, actually Malte Schulz is right. Audi owns Lamborghini and is owned by Volkswagen AG. Which, btw, is not the same as the brand Volkswagen. ;)
there is something call "insurance" in this world
Policeman: NOOO! Don't shoot the car! You can shoot the woman, but just don't shoot the car!
Now they're in trauma, I'll be having that car.
that man has no mercy :O
guess where the van go after this, to the Audi dealer. :D
Do they really need an R8 commercial? I mean look at it!
Did anyone else see how bad she parked in that parking garage? It was way off!!! XD
the reason he didnt shoot is because then the woman would have to pay a high bill just to get the door fixed
Parking lot empty and she still can't get it right.
You can't put the power down if the car isn't engineered properly. Also the Venom GT is a modified Lotus. It isn't an American car.
i'd be fricken pissed if that guy shot me and i was the car xD
you would think that if they shoot an ad with audi car they would at least shoot the car.
i know this is random but... when a policeman pulls chuck norris over the policeman drives away with a warning.
A guy asked a Muslim: Why do ur girls cover up their body and hair? The Muslim guy
smiled and got 2 sweets, he opened the first one and kept the other one wrapped. He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the guy: If I asked you to take one of the sweets which one you will choose? The guy replied: The covered one. Then the Muslim said that's how we treat and see our women.
thanks for the adv, but don't worry about me :)
OOOOO its shocking !!!!!!! He threatened the police to shoot the car ,not that beautiful lady !!!!!!!!! The car is sooooooooo precious !!!!!!!!