WATCH US WRECK SOME LOSERS ONLINE - Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
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- Опубліковано 28 чер 2017
- Things get competitive as we race strangers on the internet.
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Obligatory note: don't worry neither of us are actually this competitive - it's consensual banter as entertainment. RIP Japanese
DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danielhowell
Instagram: / danisnotonfire
Tumblr: / danielhowell
Facebook: / danisnotonfire
Merch: danandphilshop.com
PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com - Ігри
when you just *know* dan titled the video
ItsKierraCarlisle and when you read it in his voice without a second thought
ItsKierraCarlisle yas
Rebeka Pap omg yes
He always does
ItsKierraCarlisle ikr
Phil : I'm being discriminated this isn't fair / Dan : Mario kart isn't fair
*Dan has a blue shell coming after him*
Dan : THis iSS AbuUUUSSE IM REpoRtING !!'!!'
Alissa Christman Phil is the one that said it's abuse not dan
dan is the one that said he's being discriminated
Yes but Phil said it's abuse
Okay but I was just saying how funny it was I only watched the video once 😂 not 3 times I didn't quite remember what they said
Alissa Christman BLUE SHELLS ARE THE WORST THINGS IN THE WORLD SO UNFAIR ABUSE
Dan: _This is disrespectful_ I aM beINg DiSCriminATeD aGainST
Dan (less than a minute later): Life isn't fair, Phil
dying inside y'all Dan is a whiny boi
Now all I can think of is the 'This is homophobia' tweet
Dan in this video has the energy of me saying "this is homophobia" when anything goes remotely wrong
hELLO JANUS FAN
I feel personally attacked. This is ABSOLUTELY homophobia.
Hey Janus. We love you. Give Roman and Remus hugs for me
JANUS
I love your profile picture! Virgil was so cute in that part 🥰
youtuber: gets shoved in Mario Kart
also youtuber: I WAS ASSUALTED?!? (Storytime)
We need to get Tana up in here
Wholesome Howell
[doesn't get any blue shells]
title: I WAS DISCRIMINATED AGAINST (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Wholesome Howell that would be battery, not assault. Assault is threatening, look it up.
assault also means physical attack look it up bookworm
battery is also assault except it is the exaggerated version
Me: *reads title of video*
this was daniel's doing.
Miles Pucek *Daniel
Sorry i had to xD
Miles Pucek exactly what I thought 😂
Miles Pucek ikr
Twenty Øne Fandoms Aka too many same
Dan: after two
Phil: ur mums two
REKT
Rekt?
He snacc theyre referencing 6:53
drinking game: take a shot every time dan threatens to flile a complaint to nintendo
I iS DruNk HelP
you'd probably die half-way through
Need to go get checked for alcohol poisoning
Dead
you'd be sitting six feet under.
PHIL LOOKED SO HAPPY WHEN HE WON IM SQUEALING
Anna Marie Why are you squealing
LuksterCOD1234 my god
Same
Anna Marie I
The Kookie Monster ARMY❤❤
"They call me the bomb surgeon" Dan...you do remember what happened the last time you attempted to defuse a bomb??
Lol
Sketchi rekt
"if my racing was a noise it would be 'ugth'"
Kat // Yoongi m
ARMY!!!!!!
mine would be “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
If my life was a noise
somebody: *hits dan*
dan: *tearing up* pHIL I JUST GOT ASSAULTED
dan: aloha...
*louise falls through the ceiling* SpRiNkLeRiNoEs
Madelyn Johnson lmao same
isabelle soosai 😂😂😂
that literally made my whole day
i love this
i'm crying this is the best comment
Dil's baby alien should be called Nin
themeowmonster why don't yoU HAVE MORE LIKES THIS IS A GREAT IDEA NAME DIL'S ALIEN BABY NIN THIS IS PER-FECT
themeowmonster ++++ yes bless
thats actually a cute name
themeowmonster yessssss
I second that
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly they didn't have a no attack pacc
And dan aint comin bacc
attacc pacc
dan: *sings* Somebodyy that i uusedd to knowwww"
phil: "BETH"
that's me
Me: *Watches Dan play the whole time.*
Also me: *Replays the whole video just to watch Phil play the whole time.*
I do this with literally every single co-op video no joke
SAME
I just kinda flickered weirdly between them.
OMG why I never thought of that, U R so clever lol
my method
1st watch: back and forth between the two
2nd watch: Dan
3rd watch: Phil
I'm obsessive it's an issue
Holy shit. Dan is actually pretty good at this game. That part where he sabotaged himself to not get hit by the blue shell was brilliant.
Phil is pretty good too, but Dan is actually super good
dan is a really good gamer. Phil is pretty good to, i guess it just depends on the game
SuperCoolguy68 Not saying that Dan _isn't_ a great player, but that's probably one of the most basic tactics of the game XD
SuperCoolguy63 It wasn't that smart, that was basic, simple gaming
Auva Stratos I wouldn't say super good, he's ok
Dan: alright no more bant
*5 seconds later*
Dan: *screams viciously*
I NEED Dan's full cover of Somebody that I used to Know
Anika Prasad
*cough**_thats why we need D&P Sings_**cough*
Dandeliøn yeess
Ya know, that is a possibility now
that was angelic
@@jen-yo4qj stoppppppp
"I love putting shells up my arse" - Daniel Howell 2k17.
Part of the rebrand, I'm assuming.
TheAquaDragon *cough* and other things *cough*
This just cured my depression
The Shell Fic, get on it people
Olivia Thorpe I'm gonna write it
He said it so softly
their shirts in this video are basically their personalities in a nutshell.
Dan's rebrand effs this up (he's so soft now)
Proud Member of Over 9000 Phandoms dont forget the N E A T
pastelblack so truueeeeeee
ok ngl i saw your username and it totally freaked me out since it's kind of close to mine lmao
Phil's shirt is sega (sonic) and they're playing nintendo
When you know dan wrote the title 😂
666 likes lol
😂
Emo human nice pfp
Plot twist: Phil is actually the one who is intimidating and flooring people online, whilst Dan is the quiet achiever 😂
Dan’s little hiss after Phil called him the snekkiest snek killed me.
Phil- Dan gets pretty rage full when he plays-
Phil you bite the controllers.
I guess you could say that dan has ROAD RAGE?!
Phil: "You're a snek. You're the snekiest snek." Dan: "Sssss."
sNeK
SnEk
Me
Me too
I thought your comment said "sexiest" not "snekiest" and I almost cried
I love how dan wears a completely black jumper and Phil wears the most colourful shirt in the history of the universe
Fun fact: My cousin and I were the creepy twins...
I'm serious, they were twins because I was visiting her and we were playing on one account, so they looked the same.
I played Mariokart 8 Deluxe with DAN AND PHIL WITHOUT KNOWING
This was forever ago, but at the time I just thought it was a coincidence. I just thought one guy was named Dan and anouther was named Phil and it was just a coincidence.
Sure very true.
I really hope you arent lying bc this would be really funny
Phil: I'm letting my family down
Dan: you're letting ME down
Me: *same thing*
EXACTLY
that was such a sweet sweet moment
Niccis studios **extreme coughing**
thERe'S tHE dOoR....(im shook lol)
Get out before I start agreeing
I was surprised that Dan sung "somebody that I used to know" and not "sssssssomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME"
Femke Budding same i was so disappointed
Femke Budding but he sung it so well!
Same
Anime_girl2007 no file a complaint to nitendan
Well they're both memes...
"more banting, less driving"
um Dan, you okay?
"That's sounds very violent and possibly illegal" - Dan 2017
I'm still waiting for Dil to give birth....
...*sigh*...still waiting...
EpicElla Hodges SSAAAAAAME
EpicElla Hodges sammeeee
Same..
Same tho
Um i need another 10 hours of this
Miranda L. me too
a 24 hour livestream of them two playing this, yes pls
literally i could watch them wreck some losers online at mario kart all mcfreakin day
jarritos PLEASES
My grandma came over while I was watching you two and she now can't stop watching and thinks you guys are hysterical 😭😭😭💜
Okay, coolest grandma award goes to your grandma
Dan: PROTECT MY EYEBALL FROM THE EYELASH
Phil: Make a wish...
Dan:ThAtS wHaT FrIEnDs ArE FOOOOoooor PSSSHFT
I WILL DESTROY JAPANESE PEOPLE
Me: I WANT A FRIEND TO PROTECT MY EYEBALL FROM EYELASHES
**watches entire video looking at phil's screen**
**goes back**
**rewatches entire video looking at dan's screen**
**goes back**
**rewatches entire video looking at dan and phil**
I just watch Phil's
angi I just watched dans
angi literally me
I always watch phils screen and the d&p box. I forget dan... *Waches again*
kookoo I looked at both and EVERYTHING I HAVE MULTIPLE EYES
"You're the snekiest snek"
Snakesak 🐍
Euphrasie Fauchelevent ooh such a snekie snek
**ssssss**
Phil's shirt is giving me flashbacks of sonic.exe fjsjs no
jesus
fairy hyunsuk. Why must you bring this up
When Dan said 'use your boosts' did anyone else think of when Tyler and Josh played Happy Wheels and Tyler said 'use your glutes' ??? Or is it just me with tøp references?
Same
ME
Right! I knew I wasn't the only one who remembered it in DnP's Happy wheels vid too!
YES
Dan: nintengoaway
Me: nintendon't
Hazel Spark 1. Yasss ur comment!
2. KIRSTIN YASSSSSSSSS
Hazel Spark
If Dan and nin became best friends:
*Nindando Games*
Hazel Spark yes😂
Daniel does what Nintendon't.
"Phil..," *disgruntled face* " I just got assaulted..."
Dan: we can’t do all this stuff cuz we’re on Phil’s switch
Phil: I have so little points cuz I always play on dans switch
Me: why didn’t you just play this on dans switch????
I think they said something about it not connecting to their gaming setup. I could be wrong though 🤷🏽♀️
MyLifeIsMy Laptop am I the only one who wonders why they have two switches ?
Yasamin Gate maybe because when Phil is filming a video Dan and play on his switch 😂 idk
who else had to constantly rewind because you were watching one side then the other person screamed and then you miss it and rewind to catch it no just me okay
Phil: I'm letting my family down
Dan: you're letting ME down
DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?!!
Yana Tiongson wow your icon is amazing lmao
Yana Tiongson That picture is beautiful.
Yana Tiongson Wow your screaming is hurting my ears please stop
you get phannie of the year for that profile picture
I FEEL BLESSED
am i the only one in love with the way dan said "IT SEEMS THAT DANIEL HAS SLIPPED INTO FIRST PLACE"
Nicky Baillargeon AHHA
That part really hit hard 😂😂😂
Nicky Baillargeon lol yasssss
And then the look on his face afterward
Nicky Baillargeon I'm in love with how he says everything... so...
'Your the snekiest snek'- Phil 2K17
"Sssss" - Dan 2k17
When??
you're
Me: *sees title* dan definitely did that...
*says that to my cat*
'More banting, less driving' yes Dan sure that's what you meant
"Aw I wanna give him a hug."
Thats why Phil is an actual ray of sunshine.
kiwibirbz Also Phil: I'm coming to eat your children
I REALLY hope Nin will somehow come across this video someday.
"Your mom's two"
REKT
Ahh I love how competitive Dil and Phil is
Dan: *gets slightly shoved in Mario Kart*
Also Dan: "I WAS ASSAULTED"
at least it wasn't bacause of a banana peel, because.. y'know, that would have been babuse.
i'll show myself out
Alaska Granbacka *slow claps*
Phanic! At The disco thank you! ❤
Alaska Granbacka that's beautiful thank you for that blessing
Phanic! At The disco UA-cam STORYTIME: I WAS ASSAULTED
STOP STALLING WE NEED A NEW SIMS VIDEO
Wait... not just any new sims video, THE new sims video
Annabeth Chase Please, were dying. Have mercy.
YEAHHHH BOIIIIII
Annabeth Chase
WITH DIL'S BABY
Dan: You're letting ME down!
Phil: I thought I said my family, didn't I?
whenever dan said "phill use your boosts!" I thought he said use your glutes
Twenty one emotions
I did too,
- Also nice username brø,
||-//
YESS the TØP references!
" Hello Dan and Phil games-." And my day is 20 times complete.
🙌
But Dean true dat 😂👌
Dan encouraging Phil even though he wasn't doing great is everything 😂♥️
arthurisonfirebutheisnotanaardvark 😂😂😂😂 sorry to disappoint you
"you're letting ME down!"
did anyone just mention how amazing dan is at mario kart omg
'Always go for speed, it matters most'
A few seconds later: 'I didn't choose speed this time'
The "no hitting each other pact" Hitler and Stalin style
mychoise3
Damn it
lol accurate
mychoise3 lol I finished doing that in history! Haha
I'm in love with this comment seriously I feel less alone with my history passion
damn you went there
Dan: *screeches* "SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW"
Phil: "Beth"
This shows a difference.
yee
The two types of people in this world
It’s really weird cuz dan sang my favourite song and then phil said my name...
GUYS YOU STILL HAVE CARDBOARD BOXES FOR SIDE TABLES
Nintendon't make nintendo puns.
scienceisamazing sToP
I guess it was unNintendoed
leave.
scienceisamazing PUN NINTENDED
Nintendo
Nintendas
Nintenda
Nintendamos
Nintendaís
Nintendan
i understand that phil won and in proud for him but is no one going to mention that at one point dan went from tENTH TO FIRST???
he is awesome at mariokart cant blame him
WHY ARENT MORE PPL TALKING ABT THIS
RIGHT??
My brother's main move was going from dead last to dead first! I, too, am pretty amazing at this technique.
I always do that bc people ignore you until the end when you are in first, but at that point blue shells are ineffective
DO I LOOK LEFT OR RIGHT THIS IS SO DIFFICULT
internal screaming
Karma Kib mid
Karma Kib solution; watch it twice
Karma Kib watch three times. Dan's side, Phil's side, then their reactions
grow another pair of eyes
+astudyinrebeard bad waste of 50 minutes
“WATCH US WRECK SOME LOSERS ONLINE”
yeah
we know who titled this video-
We should’ve realized that wasn’t Phil’s natural hair color when even his mii has different colored eyebrows
does anyone else get actually really proud of them when they win?
Susan Kun when they are playing against each other, idk why but I always root for Phil(he's a Smolbean)
Useless HumanBeing he's 30 he's not "smol" he could be your dad ffs
I root for Danny since everyone roots for phil
Purp1e Pancakez if he was my dad he would have had me at 14
Purp1e Pancakez get out bitch
Me: *has somebody that I used to know stuck in head*
Dan: *sings the song*
mE; GOSH DANG IT DAN
Phangirl Potatoes I thought of all star
Lapis Lazuli I have all star stuck in my head I enjoy it tbh
worst yet is when you finally got the song out of your head and then someone puts it back in
Steph Gømez l-/
Phil I can improve your joke...
*ahem*
Me: how bout you nintenDONT
*crickets*
*something doesn’t go Dans way*
Dan: I’m FiLiNg A cOmPlAiNt
Me:enjoys the show😂👏🏻
phil joking about being a furry is my aesthetic
Dan is rubbing off on him too much
Chloe Grace is it a joke tho?
*x files theme*
y i k e s you can say that again 😂😉
I wish he was a furry , im a furry DX
Chloe Grace your profile picture is my aestheic
'all of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
they wouldn't play Mario kart with him
so he drove off the edge'
PHIL LESTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
‘you better not shout you better not cry you better run away cause phil is here using ALL THE ITEMS AT ONCE’
dan and phil are literally the definition of “opposites attract-“
C-can we make this into a series??? I love them playing Mario Kart online! ^^
yeS
SkyethePotato :D YES YES YES, I'M ACTUALLY ADDICTED
Abbie Røse addiction is bad
YESS
SkyethePotato :D OMFG YAAAAAAS
*D* : I'm sticking up for you
*P* : Don't be such a _ninny_
*D* : *Rekt*
I love the "Somebody I Used To Know" reference.
I spend too much time listening to Mayday Parade...
Dan : Give the people what they want
Me: INTERACTIVE INTROVERTS 😋😋
when someone says a pun
me: eh
when dan or phil make a pun
also me: starts rolling on the floor snort laughing with tears in my eyes
Stephanie Cubas I hope you didn't Phil over
Stop PUNishing me with all these puns
Jasmine Arroyo unacceptable
Jasmine Arroyo Dan't
Phil is always so happy when he wins
Ik, it's the best! I. Was so happy when he won! :)
its so pure
i was cheering for him to beat dan
Dan: no Phil, after two
Phil: Your moms two
*air horn*
dan and phil need to come back and play among us rn
DAN AND PHIL ARE FRIENDSHIP GOALS IT MELTS MY HEART ❤
'friendship' lmfao k
F R I E N D S H I P
Finally some one else that thinks they're just friends. I'm not alone
+Zoe Klopfenstein Same same same 👏🏼
Zoe Klopfenstein me too bro
lol it's really nice to see you guys actually good at a game. This was proper hanging out and I loved it.
Phil: you've got an eyelash hanging off your eyelashes.
Dan: prOTECT ME PROTECT ME!!1! DonT LeT iT gO IN mY eYEbAlL!1!!!1!! thx.
Dan thats what friends are for!
Phil: make a wish. make a wish!
Dan: *spits*
-just dan and phil things
Nothing can ruin a friendship faster than Mario kart 😂
Monopoly might!
Phil: "I spent many hours *crafting* that"
C r A f T y O u S a Y
Snow Dude translation* : "I spent many hours crying that."
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love that they know each other's specific Mario Kart habits
Dan using the grey joycons and Phil using the blue and red ones is so painfully on brand for the both of them
"being protective af" "look how happy & cute phil is bye im deceased" omg i love subs
RAHHHH IM WAITING FOR THE SIMS, I WANT TO SEE DIL'S ALIEN BABY 👽👶🏻
millie hutchings ME TOO
millie hutchings IT WILL BE THE ANSWER TO LIFE CUZ IT'LL BE 42
millie hutchings ME TOOOOO 😩😩😩
I was disappointed that there wasn't a simas video although this one was great too
It will be the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
i'm waiting for a bumper sticker that says, *STAY ALIVE, don't bant and drive*
Mikayla Rena LOLLLL I'D BUY ONE SO FAST 😂😂😂 you're brilliant
Abbie Røse 😂😂 thanks
Mikayla Rena 🎶Stay alive, stay alive... *WHERE IS MY SON!* (Hamilton anyone??)
charlotte Oh. 😂😂
charlotte lol same! I can't help it when someone writes stay alive. |-/ Truce starts playing in my head as well. 😍
when you can just tell that Dan chose the title of this video.
Sarah Rugh Jillian
Jillian? 😂
8:44
Phil: ur a snek, ur the snekiest snek
Dan: **creepy face** SSSSS
dan: use ur boosts
me: use ur glutes!!
Me Nicole |-/
Me Nicole |-/
Me Nicole |-/
|-/ omg I thought the same thing
|-/
we want to see dil's baby
stop stalling
EllieDoodles _ o
Dan is still in denial:'D
Eszter135 "No Phil! it must be something he ate. IT MUST BE SOMETHING, HE ATE." yep he's still in denial
EllieDoodles _ deny deny denial
Denial Daniel
0:52 It's Interactive Introverts, coming back to haunt me.
"somebody that i USED to KNOW--"
"Beth."
Dan looked so triggered when that one guy bumped him and when Phil hit him😂
Trinity Joseph dan is me when i play this tbh
you profile has me dying i love that album!!!
I don't know you and I love you because of misadventures
Trinity Joseph I
Rite tho