Cutting Scissors With Paper
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- Опубліковано 26 лис 2020
- Hello everyone, this is YOUR Daily Dose of Internet. In this video, someone creates paper that can cut through plastic scissors.
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"This is what the best hospitals in the world currently look like."
Empty.
Literally the best since no patient at all
I think the medics are all at rooms and doing other stuff since robots deliver all the things
Hi, I’m a person.
@@RyanIsOnYT i dont believe it
@@noradelmendoza8642 ok.
"Haha I chose scissors, I win!"
"No"
*wrist rotates at fast speed*
wrist rotation techniques
Oh god
*Jojo?*
wamuu
No
Shows uno revesed card
imagine the paper cut you would get from the paper spinning very fast 0-0
A man arrives to the emergency room, with a 10 inch gashing, bloody wound on his hand. His sleeve and coat is covered with blood, and little paper fragments are embedded in the wound. On further examination, the bones in his palm seem to have been cracked in half and in the cut are more sharp paper slices.
@@frozengaming398 Hyperpaperemia; hyper meaning high, paper, emia meaning presence in blood. High paper presence in blood.
Goddammit u forgot the initils, they’re JC as usual
On further examination, it seems like little microscopic paper fragments are now coursing through his bloodstream, painfully lodging themselves into the walls of arteries and veins. He can do nothing but scream, as the ER nurses try to calm him down.
You ask what happened to him, and the nurse says "It's just a paper cut. "
I never knew crocodiles and alligators could be affectionate. That was cute!
The croc in the video sounds like pac man
@@mvukovic5364 waka waka
@@mvukovic5364babies do indeed sound like Pac-Man
@@mvukovic5364no, galaga
she's crying for her mom
2020: cutting scissors with paper
2030: writing on a pencil with paper
@LIU XINGYAN lmao... that meme always makes me laugh.
The what
@Vanessaaa y the what
Lol
Took me three minute to understand cause my brain thought "writing on paper with pencil".
@@sam6395 *I see age is catching up with you, old man*
And thus, the little kittens had trust issues for their entire life.
Me as a cat
Not everyday I get to see another noob friend
@Bruh Momento that’s enough UA-cam for one day
Bruh Momento this guy is off his hinges damn
Oh hi killacatz its me Mrnoob do u still play build n destroy?
Time traveler: steps on leaf
The timeline: cutting scissors with paper
Edit: for some reason people are now counting, so thats exiting
Edit 2: This is the first comment i made to get 500 replies, and you did it by counting. Wow
This has no comments but lotta likes? Lemme change that
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3
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Now I’ll never lose in Rock Paper Scissors again. Thanks Daily Dose of Internet.
Guy: “Janice”
Janice: *happy laser noises*
happy galaga noises
Wait ayaan do you know ghost rockstar?
Alagaga
I wonder what he'll do with Janice when she grows up?
I would die for Janice
Everybody gangsta till paper starts cutting scissors...
True, rock be like Imma head out or am I next
True
Imagine putting your finger in that. Worst paper cut ever
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch hypocrite, look at your own bio
It’s the plastic part man it won’t cut the metal
0:00 paper cuts scissors
0:24 Doge
0:31 Omegle prank
0:44 toxic pottery
1:08 screaming ham
1:44 Janice the alligator
1:55 what the nest hospitals look like
Nest😂
I'd love to go camping in one of those hunting blinds.. Being able to see the trees and animals would be beautiful to wake up to, rather than just the inside of a regular tent. 😍
That alligator is the cutest thing I have ever seen. Thank you for putting that into my life
It sounds like a laser turret
Wait til it grows up
@God is a stupid idiot f*cking asshole bitch yea but the alligator is adorable asf
wait till it learns the barrel roll LOL
Its gonna make a nice handbag lol
Ok, that radioactive one kinda freaks me out
Edit: Thanks for all the likes, and replies, and subs. REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!
EEEE
pinned pog
s
Pinned!... *Radioactive plays in the background*
Congratulations On Getting Pinned🥳!
I love how this Man does his Intro and Outro So decently 😊
I think that trick for cleaning tarnish from silver is simply aluminum foil, sea salt, and boiling water. I'm not sure how it works, but I've done that with my silver chains and other jewelry and trinkets. It works! But you still need to buff it or apply some proper cleaning solution to it. Removes the tarnish, but leaves it looking scratched or dull.
“Paper cuts scissors, I win!”
“Actually sciccors cuts pa-“
*”did I stutter?”*
yeah but....but. That was paper vs rubber not scissor :( :(.
@@LordBungeekrum *actually that was clearly an elephant*
LOL
@@TAGimations I laughed too hard at your reply
PAPER WINS ON SCISSORS cus IF you Cut Paper It is still a paper so NO ONE CAN BEAT PAPER
“Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.”
“I win”
“Well actually...”
Mind using the gibberish "actually" meme?
"-you see, uhm.. "
Checkmate atheists
Wait you say shoot? I usually say show
@@best2chill781 yeah, everyone says shoot
i love your videos, have been watching them more and more recently. They're just so calming
And that was the day when paper became a counter to everything in Rock Paper Scissors
Some guy: “Janice, say hi”
Janice: “Uuauauaua :)”
UwU
Uua
stan janice
Those teeth be looking sharp af
*laser gun noises*
The scissors and paper be like:
"let's both die"
"Ya totally"
Lol
As the great spy said
“We die together”
Kamakazi paper
rock: *cries
also rock: If you guys die i'll kill you.
@@EHMM he's not sus can confirm
You always make my day a little better 😁
1:10 I have that same backpack
Its so crazy how nearly every single organism on this planet enjoys being stroked
I see what you did there. 😂😀
Huh
Nice one
every living thing has to reproduce after all
I would like to put this theory to the test.
*That little hamster’s scream sounded like the beginning of the “Emergency Broadcast System”*
Same comment again
>:(
From The Purge
@@sushi_1233 lol
I was thinking about that! Took the words right out of my mouth!
1:13 “This is the emergency broadcast system. This is only a test”
2:00 as someone going through nursing school, this is so satisfying
0:19 Paper: *"I've won, but at what cost-"*
A small price for a little salvation
To be useless
Lmfaoooo
690 likes
W comment
"If the enemy cuts you, you cut them back."
- Thin Zu, Art of Paper
Such an underrated comment
This is art
Technoblade?
Stop. Technoblade didn’t create sun tzu.
Nice one
0:19 Paper: uhh i wanna become a funny paper *turns into bunch of wiggles*
1:39 THE NOISE IT MAKES AND HOW IT LOOKS ITS SO CUTEEEE
"the robots even know how to use the elevator"
well yeah, what's the fancy roomba gonna do, take the stairs?
@johnny boy rude
Slinky robots have mastered this craft DECADES AGO!
@johnny boy Your videos are great.
@@Ikabun1312
Google global truth project and read "the Present" to see the truth about life/death. Nothing is more important than checking it is true, especially pgs 1-4
@@daveshephard3412 What??? Dude shut up
My friend: “scissors cuts paper. I win.”
Me: *“oh I don’t think so”*
Your friends: "How did this happen? I thought we were smarter than this."
Hello there general kenobi
@xxpyroxx75 no
obi wan said obi wan meme very epic
**starts to twist hand really fast**
I wouldn’t dare having my finger even a little close to that fast spinning paper
The look on those kittens faces when there was no food on the plate, absolute betrayal of the worst kind
Guy: "Janice, say hi!"
Alligator: *INSERT PACMAN NOISES*
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSS
🤔🤔
*galaga
That's the end of this video hopefully i was able to make your day just a little better and i'll see you guys again very very soon
Later
you know its Galaga right?
"Cutting Scissors With Paper" Well well well, How the turn tables
"How the turntables"
-Michael scott.
@@TheJuggaloj I was about to ask what's a turntable
"Well well well how the turntables" - Albert Aretz
"Its time to say goodbye... To turning tables"
-Adele
@@itzmiggyl2423 (the tables turned)
A poetry by William wordsworth.
Now imagine the paper cut you would get with this
Finally an update to Rock paper scissors. We've been waiting for thousands of years.
Geez talk about a paper cut
😂
WOW U HERE
Finally an original comment thank you
The Paper said it had enough 😂😂😂
Hahaha I will steal all the likes cause i am a criminal
At first i read, "Cutting paper with scissors" and I was like, "What's cool about that?"
And now your stuck watching his videos 😂
SAME LMAO
Paper Sawblade
4rth?
You came win your friends in rock paper pra scissors
Now then….. where’s scissors beat rock?
The intrusive thoughts would win and I’d put my finger on the paper, then be confused on where my finger went
When everyone is talking about the paper cutting the scissors but nobody is talking about the alligator that swallowed a space gun
THANK YOU
Thank you
What that sound means is that it is calling for its mother/caregiver. If you hear that sound in the wild RUN!
@@marcelloreeves7216 :0
YOU'RE WELCOME
My annoying little cousin when he loses with paper:
KONODIOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAA
Ugh, is that a sigh reference
ZA WARUDO!
*COWABUNGA IT IS*
*Nani?*
Baby eating a vase piece in 1969:”dies of radiation”
“Janice..” “reptile noises” “Janice!!” “More reptile noises”
The way he says “YOUR” makes it feel like it’s only “MY” dose of internet.
OUR
OUR Soviet theme starts playing
Dont read my PROFILE PRCTURÉ :)
@@dont6439 ok
@@dont6439 ok
Me: mom my finger hurtss!!!
Mom: don't be so dramatic.. its just a paper cut-
The paper cut:
OoF
SizE
Oof Size Large
lol
Which
What's going on in the replies😀... I don't get it
I love the automatic jacks! Speed racer’s Mach 5 was awesome predictive programming. Auto-jacks, remote control drone with video to the car, steering wheel button controls, and more!
I love how the cats looked at the empty plate then at the camera as if they were saying “you serious right now bro?”
Guy: “Janice!”
Janice: **Pac-Man noises**
Lol true
Sooo true
What’s next a crocodile that sounds like Mario?
A hamster that yells like Donkey Kong?
A bird that sounds like sonic?
This should be called: The Ultimate Paper Cut or The Most Dangerous Paper Cut
Damn this comment is underrated
i literally made a comment that said "the ultimate paper cut" and i saw this and i had to delete it >:(
@@spaghettiii Sorry mate, I didn't know
danganronpa fan? lol
@@gallian9778 not blaming ya lad
Brooooo the baby crocodile/alligator was the cutest thing I've ever seen lmao
Showing up at the doctor with one less finger.
Doctor: "What happened?"
"Papercut".
Scissors: let me cut this piece of paper
Paper: uno reverse card
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@@DarrensGeneralInfo no
@@DarrensGeneralInfo no
Leme cut this piece of scissors
Paper be like:
“Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!...”
*But not for me*
@Gaming Babu Don't you know the ''Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me!'' Meme? Its MEANT to say two times, so technically hes right and your wrong, the comment is way better having call an ambulance typed two times and not one and you do not know your memes bro.
Im guessing your a kid who is unintelligent in the meme department lol, my reply didnt need this section but i dont care and im putting it in anyway :)
@Gaming Babu Well it doesnt sound funny to me :/ Okay lets just mind our own businesses now
@Gaming Babu 🐒
@Gaming Babu
poopmunk hahaha
@@thienquoc5790 Idk why but I hate you now why did you write so long now I’m in babus side
the first clip be breaking the classic rock, paper, scissors cycle
That hamster sounds like my fire alarm.
The hospital one was literally just Wall-E live action
Nooo... it needs more cockroaches in the hospitals for that to be plausible. lol
@@adamgray1753 lmao what
Only this time they're saving humans and not eating them...
I see you did not get my crystal clear Wall-E allusion, @@-iiixiii--identity-5921.
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“Cutting scissors with paper”
It’s evolving, just backwards
HAHA!!!!
Soon we are gonna be cutting rocks with scissors
Wow. I looked one second and then looked away. Then right after I looked BACK and saw he hearted it
@@kingkirtster5290 Man, that's life.
Literally.
Paper's forbidden move be like.
One cut overpowered but has a chance of killing the user.
Man took paper cut to the next level
Well paper destroyed himself after killing scissors, so the real winner is rock.
lol
Facts Theyre still functional- you could 100% use those scissors to take out the rest of papers family
It was how it would normally stop the saw, but the paper isn't metal so it bunched up.
Lol 😂 yep
Now that's true logic.
“Rock Paper Scissors!”
“I win haha!”
“Well watch this”
**cuts hand**
OH GOD NO JUST NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT WHY DID YOU POST *THAT*. XD
I do not likey
paper cut be like
imagine your friend is Ethan Winters and he just glues it back lmao
This takes paper cuts to a new level
After seeing that silverware clip, I more completely understand the phrase "tarnish your reputation."
That Alligator sounds like a laser gun, funny and weird at the same time.
You posted the exact same comment 3 times bruh 😂
based janice
Lol we got 1 sub before 2021 in the comments
Pew pew gun XD
u mean hamster?
I didn’t think that squirrel would even be able to jump
yes
@@batal0538 no
It was pretty chunky
What else do squirrels do but jump and eat acorns? (And make baby squirrels)
aa
0:19 Rest in peace to the paper that was able to cut scissors.
The pottery is actually Glazed with radium, (still radioactive) and is perfectly safe to eat off of and use, as long as the pottery is not cracked or broken, as that releases the radioactive particles.
Chunky squirrel: “If I stay perfectly still I am invisible.”
*Beep*
It's soooo cute, hahahahahahaha...replayed 10x and still laughing...
That a hamster but still cute
@@TexasWench M8 a squirrel is NOT a hamster
Indeed
@@TexasWench it’s a squirrel
" the robot know how to use the elevator "
wall-e flashback
Frrrrrrr
Give me the plant
3:06
“Snake, what are you doing?”
“I’m in a box.”
You just revolutionized Rock Paper Scissors
Meanwhile in a parallel universe:
*Scissors cutting a paper!*
Oh my god !!? How can a scissor cut paper ?!!
That's insane !!
George washington
@@Abby-ku7we oi
@Daily Dose of Bloopers lol you are the real one, theres so many fake account s man, hard to understand
@@justaguy2023 that's not the real one
This gives a whole new way to play rock paper scissors
Yes
most original comment i’ve ever seen!
Paper
Is UNSTOPPABLE
But it only merely wounded scissors then crumpled so scissors still beats paper
It turns out that paper is the ultimate move
1:55 As someone who is in the hospital frequently, that's depressing. I like when workers of all sorts come to my room.
Now that proves that paper can beat scissors
2:24
Squirrel: "Hello, human. I hope you do not mind that I've come to hang out in this location-"
**HONK**
Squirrel: "AAAUYGH!"
That was me too..I really didn’t expect that
Lmao that was so funny
Chunky boi just wanted food :(
YOU STARTED YT 11 YEARS AGO
poor little pregnant mama :(
Everybody's talking about the scissors but can we just acknowledge how cool the hunter thingy is?
Saves on poly count when they dont model it from the inside
@@KingMetalMario lmao
Yea exactly
Like that invisibility cloak from Harry Potter
Reminds me of the Box from Metal Gear
3:08 feels like clipping through objects in a video game
My man really destroyed the whole Rock paper scissors game 💀
Cats looking at each other like “ bro, is this guy for real” 😂
🙂
😂😂😂nice one
I beg to differ (1:17)
The cats kinda made a beat for a second
Time stamp pls
The squirrel is like:
*if I don’t move they won’t see me-*
*AHHHHHHHHHH*
Drax has evolved into a squirrel
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Isn't it a hamster?
Lmao that’s how my cat acts.
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURE :)
2:54 boba eyed cats trying to get food but then has trust issues
"Hi, Im Peter Plate and I was scratched by a radioactive cup"
Heh.
♬ Ceramic Man, Ceramic Man - breaks just as easy as ceramics can... ♬
Plate man
Peter Plate
😂 beautifullll!
“If you own pottery that was made before the 1970s, there’s a good chance-“
Me: “That I can make a fortune!?!?”
“That it’s radioactive.”
Well fine.
Scrolling through the comments section, and finally I found a comment involving this!!
I also thought it would be worth alot
Lmao that’s what I was thinking 😂
Maybe the radioactive pottery is worth a lot lol
That was literally me though 😂
this puts paper cuts in a whole new perspective
Scissor : "look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
Opponent and I: "Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!"
Opponent: "Scissor."
Me: "SPINNING PAPER!"
Underrated
Dont read my PROFILÉ PICTURÉ :)
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@@dont6439 don't worry i won't too :))
@@dont6439 sure 👍
If you really think about it, in Rock Paper Scissors, anything can beat anything. Rock punctures paper, rock crushes scissors, paper wraps around rock, paper cuts scissors at the handle, scissors cuts paper in half, and the handle of scissors can be bashed against a weak rock to break it
this is me when the *_w H A T_*
...nnoo i dont think it works like that but ok.
So i also win
in short, there are no rules in rock paper scissors
I think as long as the scissors have the sharp edge on its blades, it will still beat the paper
Paper finally used his secret Reverse Ability to attack his enemy… S C I S S O R S ✂️
0:45 shine a black light on it, if it don't glow it's not radioactive. I have a lot of uranium glass and it's mostly safe if you don't use it every day the isotope they used is very stable
I feel bad for that squirrel he was just chillin
Me too but LMAO
Man went AAAAA WTF
These are the reasons why I love your channel. You never click bait us, never put annoying music in the background, don't beg us to subscribe, don't talk nonsense through more than half of the video, you always get to the point, and your videos are always entertaining and that's coming from me, a person who has a very short attention span and I just never get bored of your videos
Best daily dose :))
Now this comment is what I like to call true
And his voice is so calming like, it brightens up my day. Not like the ppl who screams and be like so loud in their vids
I think we been click baited a teeeeny tiny bit
The paper only cuts one side of scizor while thumb nail is almost half a scizor
Imagine getting a papper cut by that paper saw
That’s one hell of a paper cut
That hunting tent is actually impressive, really smart yet simple.
I wonder if it could also be used by researchers to study the behavior of more reclusive animals.
What brand is that tent? I want one
Seems impressive, until you really begin to think about it. You sacrifice just about everything a blind does, in favor of more visibility.
To provide that visibility, the walls were replaced with mesh. This means no wind, weather, or scent proofing. You’re completely exposed to the elements, and to wildlife, except they can’t see you. Unless, of course, you use a lantern inside. Then you become a beacon.
@@-Archeus- exactly, i dont even know how you would shoot in one of those because you couldn't find the windows, and anyways I consider it cheating, call me a boomer but I don't think think hey should bring this tech crap into hunting (this is is coming from a young teen girl too lol)
@@applewood389 you don’t know how to hunt hunt is to get meat it’s not a competition