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The FBI lady is Haley Mills! Polyanna, Susan & Sharon from The Parent Tap, Miss Bliss!
@@heidialvarez4873 I was trying to figure that out when I saw the movie initially and it was bugging me so much, and then my brain fired the connection of Haley Mills. 🎶🎵Let’s get together yeah yeah yeah it’ll be lots of fun-un!🎵🎶
Your videos just make my day! I love watching the re enactments lol
trap was a trap, lol 😂
I thought so! But then I was like it was so fleeting, a “Disney Legend” would surely have a bigger part
M. Night Shyamalan has an amazing talent for taking very talented actors, and bringing out the absolute worst in them.
Geeeeeeez 😂😂😂😂😂
He did great in Black Mirror but how can I bring him down again oh yeah I love that episode that was entirely better than my movies.
I've only seen "The Sixth Sense" and "The Village", so I don't know from his other work. Both of those films were wonderfully written, directed, and acted (I found).
The Village was great
@dachsrottweilerI loved The Village.
This movie was indeed a trap, set up by Shyamalan. We thought we were going to watch a movie, but in reality it was a concert audition for his daughter. Now THAT'S a twist! 😂
Llolol true
Wait, r u telling me that the girl SINGING is his real life daughter?????
Honestly, I’d rather watch this crapfest than whatever the frig Old was, and I LOVE cheesy movies! Mystery Science Theater level cheesy movies but Old was just so … not good at all!
Yet she was actually good!!!
@@stephaniefoti8665haha Mystery science theater 3000, literally one of my favorites comedy series.
M Night’s dialogue is always crazy.
“I’m her uncle… her mother’s brother.” Yea…. That’s the definition of an uncle 😂
Yea, but he could've been her father's brother....so there's that too 😂
Because this was such needed information for the plot 😂
@@L3ggZ84i love this comment
Yea i audibly said that's an uncle 😂😂😂😂weird line
That is the most ADHD thing to say. I definitely would also define exactly what type of aunt I am to whatever human I'm talking about 😅
Not having a cameo by rapper Mid-Sized Sedan from Old was the real injustice of this movie.
I said the same thing 😂😂😂
Omg I thought about this, he knew what he was doing with that rapper name, it’s never left my mind🤣👏🏼
He should’ve been the opening act instead of “papa’s boots” lolol
😂😂 that would've been epic!!
He should’ve been the cameo instead of Kid Kudi.
You’re the only UA-camr (that I know of) who does comedy making fun of things that doesn’t come off as mean spirited. I just love your lighthearted content.
Yep. I usually can’t stand others that make fun of art because they come off as so mean but Jaime is just funny and sweet about it lol
@@aelneloopOkay, but calling this film "art" is hyperbolic at best. It was literally created as a marketing tool/medium. I guess art is subjective, but I feel like if you make a film solely as a vehicle to promote your daughter's "talents" and that is the _main focus_ instead of actually making a good movie, that's the lowest form of art if art at all. They weren't even trying to make a good movie. They didn't care if the movie was objectively good. They cared about making a movie and filling it with as much pushing his daughter down our throats as possible.
MistaGG😭😭😭😭 he doesn’t sound mean.
And Kennie JD she is super cool
@@OnyaB love MistaGG and he definitely doesn't sound mean. He and Jamie have a similar jokey/teasing style.
I grew up in the same area as the Shyamalans and did a pretty well-known summer theater camp with Saleka. She was Mary in "The Secret Garden" and we became friends for the length of the camp. She invited a few of us to her house to get ready for the camp award ceremony and it was absolutely beautiful and HUGE. They were an incredibly kind and down to earth family! Met M. Night for a few minutes. They we're super nice. Just thought I'd share my experience. Video is hilarious!!!
It’s nice to hear a good story and not a horror one for once 😭 Hollywood is just so weird.
Down to earth families don't spend $30m to help their talentless nepobaby launch a failed music career.
The whole "Try being abducted for a day" Mikayla voice slayed me. PERFECTION.
I could not agree more, I thought I was gonna die laughing
I’m cryinggg
And the Kim Kardashian was the cherry on top🤣 Jaime is hilarious
Agreed!!! 😂😂
“Kim Ka-dashin’ has this *GREAT* routine!” terrible, over-exaggerated Boston accent ensues.
It literally infuriates me every single day that no one but me is amazed that Hailey Mills is playing the lead detective / profiler. It's literally a movie about trapping a parent and they got the woman that played twins in the original Parent Trap to trap the parent.
If there's ever a part 2 and for some reason he kills her, she should play her own twin who picks up after her sister to catch him.
Excuse me, I did. It was brilliant and cringe at the same time. Which idk if that cancels its out and this Easter egg becomes nothing. 😂
I noticed too! It's such a well-thought out Easter egg that it makes the plot holes even more ridiculous for existing.
That was Haley Mills!? From The Parent TRAP?! That’s pretty cool
I loved that part, Hailey Mills is such a good actress
THANK YOU!!!!! This was one of the first things I posted about it, and I am so on the same page with you! High five! hehe
M Night essentially just made a nepo film that revolves around his daughter. It wasn’t about the story, it was all about getting his daughter’s singing career a boost.
What a twist!
My husband and I typically refer to Shyamalan’s movies as getting “Shyamalan-a-ding-donged” but this? We all got Shyamalan-a-sing-songed. Truly a plot twist.
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the Sixth Sense is an exception, though 😅
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@thequ33nisdead for me there's a couple of exceptions; sixth sense and Split are amazing, unbreakable and glass are good. The rest are Meh at best.
5:31 as a dad, making weird guttural noises just happens to us, ok? We are aging and tired and our joints hurt and our hair is dumb. Weird noises are just part of the deal.
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Man, ain't that the truth. Somehow, letting out a low grunt or drawn out growl seems to dampen the pain in the knees and back.
You think it’s easy identifying with your children?! I just had my first kid and baby talk isn’t easy. I’ve just resorted to making the weirdest noises to amuse my new son.
As a dad, I conure
As a person that had a boiling water accident from my neck to mid-thigh, I can tell you her acting was spot on. The pain is so intense you feel like you can't get a breath. Just sayin'.
Was about to agree. So hard to think and speak. It was absolutely spot on
I hope you are ok now!
@chrissyo.5522 I am, thank you. The scars are very light and silvery now. That was almost 3 years ago.
exactly, she was portraying being burned and sprayed by an explosion of fryer oil and busted glass, what should she be doing? Laughing?
Wow! That must've been horrific! I hope you didn't have any serious long-term injuries. 😢
Nepotism: the Movie/Musical
It's terrible
Expect it’s not nepotism
@@trixxiedixie6800how is it not? He created this movie to give his daughter an opportunity for a singing career, and she wouldn’t get this big of an opportunity without having a famous movie director as a dad
@@Velvetvixen22 she was already a singer, she had a career, if anything it’s promoting her. Plus it was probably their idea, it’s not like he planned the movie and the concept and then choose her.
I don’t mind nepotism. If everyone did this for their kids instead of making them live in the streets and crawl all the way out people wouldn’t have such a hard time with getting the most basic things in life. I’m making sure my kids don’t have to crawl all the way out of hell and have to deal with trauma and spend half their lives healing from all that to then get their careers going. No thanks.
Why would you allow this man to just walk pass security, tell him secret information, take him backstage, allow him access to the star and have the star visit his home with no security? Isn’t everyone a suspect? The most incompetent police force in film history.
Literally! They would’ve realistically surveyed suspicious behavior and then pulled him aside after pushing the lady down the stairs, or at least by the time he deebo’d the key card
Because it's in the script.
I SAID THE EXACT SAME THING LMFAO
Most realistic incompetence though. 🤣
They know they're looking for a 30-something white male, and just ignore this 30-something white male being in odd places because he claims to be an employee.
The way I lost all control when you did the bit about how the butcher was standing behind the raven and whispering in her ear and was never able to regain it because every joke was a banger and this film is heinous
Concert venue professional here! This movie destroyed me, it was SO bad. I couldn't stop thinking about it for days. I can tell you with 100% certainty, that floor hole never would have been open for that long, if the FBI did infiltrate the concert with a trap, they would never be briefing all of the FBI staff in the middle of the operation, and they certainly wouldn't tell the merch guy and the artist everything about it. Merch guy and artist knew way too much!
ALSO did you notice that Haley Mills was the profiler? Did they hire her for Trap because she was in Parent Trap?!
ALSO. Her concert was like 4 hours long and when it ended they had like 3-4 hours left of daylight. What time did this concert start?!
My friend and I ate edibles then went to see this movie, on a Wednesday afternoon. We were the only 2 in the theater and we laughed so hard through this entire thing. It was so bad and ridiculous! At least once a week we text each other, “My friend got…..BURNED.”
😂😂😂😂
😂😂 I love this.
Imagine being poisoned and tased and immediately bodyslamming an officer. What a wild ride this was, thanks again for the good laughs
I enjoy the implication that in addition to doing a multi-city comedy tour, Jaime also runs her own merch stand before and after her show 😂
hahaha I was supposed to say “I just came out to check and see how the merch sales were going” but I forgot to say it 😂
😂HILARIOUS!!🤣
@@jaimefrenchofficialJaime/Jill of all trades.😂
And DURING her own show while she’s on stage at the same time
a better twist wouldve been that cooper isnt the killer as the trailer made it seem but that he's HUNTING the killer himself as some sort of vigilante justice. like maybe he killed his wife or brother or something. so the movie is him trying to track down the killer before the cops can bc he also knew the killer was going to be at the concert
I literally kept waiting for that. I was waiting for the "big twist" that M. Night Shyamalan is known for but we never got it. It was just annoying that we already knew everything that was going on from the trailer. Him getting caught at the ending is not shocking, it's predictable and obvious. He tried to do a "twist" in the way he was caught but it just wasn't good. I was super frustrated cuz my friend and watched it while looking for mind fuck movies, so it was extremely disappointing.
@@Oliviaandtrina yeah the whole twist of "oooh it was his wife that tattled" is very disappointing bc its like well, someone couldve guessed that. but if they were gonna go this route with the wife twist, they could've at least made the twist that SHE was the killer instead of him. that wouldve still been better
Another good plot/side story or spin off😊
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And just like that, you're ten times the screen writer than Shymamlama ding dong.
Josh Hartnett’s facial expressions in this movie are OUTRAGEOUS.
Watching Jamie whisper threats into that mannequins head is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Jamie you are hilarious, thanks for making this rainy Sunday morning in the uk even better 💕
Lmaoooo this was every hairstylist to their beauty school mannequin at some point. (different things broke different people, it was finger waves for me. Sure was talking to my mannequin like this!!) 🤣
Isn't _every_ morning rainy in the UK?
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The way Jamie discussed this film - she REALLY illustrates that there are MORE plot holes than actual plot!
Swiss cheese of a movie 🧀
there are more plot holes than plot but it was still a suspenseful movie and entertaining enough to watch
It's so holey the studio baptised it.
I've just realized that I need you to make videos about all M. Night Shyamalan's movies. Please keep on giving!
@evayu2 I've been making a similar request about for his movies!!! That would be so awesome!!
Yes!!
I think she did old? But she should do more!
@@grapeypear4558Yes! And 'The Happening'. They're so funny 😅
I can't stop laughing at Josh Hartnett hunched over her, mouth breathing threats into her ear.
The fire marshall would never allow the venue to be locked with all these people inside.
Seriously thoooo
Excuse me, that Mikayla impression was spot on. A+ work Jaime! 😂❤
Since they gave away the fact that he was the killer in the trailer, a good twist would've been that the fbi profiler was actually his mother. Especially since she starred in the original parent trap and she would've trapped her son in this. And ironically created the type of monster she likes to catch. Or that her twin sister is his mother like in parent trap. Anything that would've made it more interesting.
That is EXACTLY what I thought was going to happen!!!
Right??
I guess the twist was that there was no twist lol
I think the real twist of this movie was getting the audience to purchase tickets to a concert by entrapping them under the false pretenses of a horror movie.
Nice work, Shyamalan. You still got it.
Also, please cover "Hot Frosty" 😆
Hot frosty is super awful but would be great for Jamie to cover
Update: She just did "Hot Frosty"
M Night is like the Ed Wood of modern times. He’s not about the details, he’s about telling a quirky story that only makes sense to him and I’m here for it.
I used to work backstage at a concert venue and this movie broke my suspension of disbelief so fast. There is no way in hell that anyone other than specific personal would be told that THATS the reason for the security, ESPECIALLY not the minimum wage merch employees. And then when he is able to talk his way to get Riley onstage would also absolutely never happen as that would be a huge security risk for the artist ❤
lol, right? Like imagine how fast that would get around to literally everyone there. Idiotic
I don't think this movie is meant to be realistic 🤔
@@bubblegumplasticokay but to some extent, especially when the plot is CENTERED around a concert, it should be realistic.
@@hemingwayhaterhailey , but also, what a coincidence that dude happens to be the one who knows the answer, to all the security….
It's a movie. It's not based on real life. Suspension of disbelief doesn't rely on reality. It relies on actor, the writing, everything on screen, color, lighting, etc
Deebo is a character from the movie Friday. He steals whatever he wants from his neighbors. He's big, scary, and dangerous, so everyone just accepts it. Just FYI, if you didn't know.
Also, as a verb it does not mean to steal or pilfer, but to take from or strong arm rob. Like the character from the film does.
Whachu got on my 40, Red!!?
@@notbanksy8294 You know he gonna cry in the car, right?
@williamdixon-gk2sk when Deebo around, I shut up. When he leave, I be talkin again.
@notbanksy8294 the beach cruiser? It's right here, homie. i didn't know you needed it back... (boom) THIS MY BIKE PUNK!
Honestly watching Jaime roasting an M. Night Shyamalan has became my holiday treat.
my biggest issue with this movie is how many people are constantly walking around during an active concert. there’s always a crowd of people walking around with cooper as if everyone wouldn’t be PLANTED the second the lights go down
Ohhhh thank u so much for this! I'm actually from Argentina, never been to a concert in the USA so I was wondering throughout the movie if americans don't actually like to STAY in the concert (?? Now I know that it's another weird thing about this movie and not a true depiction of an entire society 😂
@ yeah I live in the US and the few times I’ve had to leave my seat during a concert the halls of the arena are a ghost town I rarely see anyone that isn’t a worker it would’ve been super suspicious that he’s walking around so much during the show
I work at a stadium and the halls are always busy lol even after the concert starts
@@clarisavelez8455 stadium vs arena ig
People still get up for drinks and the bathroom. Also the merch stalls have shorter lines versus before/after concert. Some people do stand up but I’ve never seen them this crowded lol
Pretty sure it would’ve been cheaper just to fund a budding music career instead of a $30 million larp for his daughter. 😂
I was CHOKING on my drink when you were whispering on top of the dummy's head, omg. Love you, Jamie.
Meeee too! It was hysterical 😂
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks
I honestly hoped the twist would be that the daughter was the serial killer and he was trying to cover for her. I was disappointed it was exactly as presented in the trailer
I was hoping the whole family was apart of it 😂
That was an all-night concert? They got to their house, and it was daytime! 😆 lol
I hate that I know this, but it was a special daytime concert. Set up to catch the guy. 😂
@@tiffany5344 But how did they set up a special daytime concert specifically to catch him when they only knew he was going to be there because he already had a ticket? Why did he have tickets to a show that didn't exist??? 🤣
Also, his wife knowing and planting the receipt then calling it in telling the police where to find it is so unnecessarily complicated, how would that conversation even go? Why would she not just be like 'Hey, my husband's the butcher. This is his address, he will be home alone tomorrow' and take the kids out for the day, or even do it anonymously. Why send your daughter alone with him so that she has not only the trauma of knowing her father is a serial killer, but then also seeing him be arrested, in public, while she's alone with no one else she knows to look out for her, and ruining her favourite artist with the memories of this happening at the concert. I'm thinking that's the twist, he might be the serial killer, but it is his wife who is the villain all along!
I actually like a lot of bad movies, the worse the writing and the acting the better, but it still needs to make sense. Going into this expecting a terrible movie I could forgive the abandoned side plots etc, but not even thinking out the basic premise for the movie is such a lazy and scammy thing to do.
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I don't know about you guys, but her skit with Harnett had me dyiiing!! I absolutely LOVE me some Jamie! 💕 Wish I could go to a show! Stay funny babe! 💕
Bicycle mechanic here: removing spokes from an otherwise true wheel isn't as easy. The spoke nipple is holding the rim side of the threaded spoke which requires a special tool - called spoke key - to remove a spoke from the wheel. In most cases this can take around a minute as you need to fiddle around the spoke key and release the fixed end of the spoke from the wheel hub. Even if you are an experienced mechanic this will take longer than a few seconds.
'Spoke nipple' 🤭
I've never been able to do it without removing the tire, but then again I've never tried. You also almost always need a key for sure
No but the poor writing made the cops super patient and compliant so now im just picturing them stepping back like “sure take your time” and then just fucking- watch him meticulously remove the spoke and then carrying on like nothing happened, and i cant stop giggling.
This plot hole is the worst part of the movie for me.
I love when people have very niche information
crying at the mikayla impressions oh my GOD jaime 😭😭
Yes, please, more of these impressions!
That was funny, mikala has the least feminine voice hearing jaime do that with the bad accent is simply amazing
It was better than Mikayla does her own accent 😂 how😭
Oof if Jaime just straight-up started doing “Mikayla” better than actual Mikayla it would be so hilarious ahhh but I also don’t want her to damage her beautiful voice for a bit so this was a nice treat!
I hate that I even knew who that was😅
Absolute gold
your movie reviews are such a JOY in my life please never stop making them
Your scene was delightfully awkward. 10/10
Strongly believe he was going for Nicholas Cage with the acting especially the "there was an accident my friend got, gulp, BURNED" 🤣
Not to mention, I've never seen a giant jug of oil be GLASS. It's always plastic.
He doesn't even say 'My friend', he says, 'A friend'...
'A friend got ... Burned.' No-one talks that way! 😅
For the gen z kiddos: The term 'deebo' comes from the movie 'Friday' circa 1995. He is a character that harrases people and then steals their stuff. So us teens in the 90s would say 'deebo' this or 'deebo' that. Good times! ❤😂😂
BTW, Jamie, love how your humor is still so Millenial with all the 'Austin Power' references! It's great!! Love all your videos!!❤❤
9:40 “The film that I was apart of in August, I sang 2 songs in the film” **holds up 4 fingers** sent me. 😂❤
I was going to say the same thing, but then I remembered I’m ADHD af and do weird shit with my hands all the time.
I was going to say the same thing! 😂
SAME LOL
Does anyone know what film she was apart of because I was curious but all that comes up when you look it up is these movie UA-cam videos. Edit: I found the name of it I think it's Love's Perfect Song. I just can't find the actual movie or where to watch it anywhere. I'm thinking maybe it's not out yet or something but if anyone knows lmk cuz I'm curious
I’m sorry these are more work but the movie reviews make my life better. You’re so hilarious.
14:25 The Prince sound effect for pushing someone down the stairs is chef's kiss editing
Miss your movie reviews, they are the BEST! Also your “other Jamie” interaction with Harnett was hilarious with his weird facial expressions.
And now I want pie. At 2am.
18:09 "a rabbit or animal" is sutch a funny description because you could've inferred that rabbits are some strange creature removed from the animal kingdom.
Like watership down. The English tale of the rabbit warrens and the prophet or seer rabbit being one of the weakest at the start of the story.
I have a rabbit roommate and they are hella weird.
I truly feel what would have saved that movie: the serial killer being the daughter and the father finds out at the concert when he goes to get her phone from the car and there’s an alert and her clocks on it and BAM! Realizes he has to figure out a way to get his daughter out without her realizing he knows.
Already better than the story they went with
Ngl, this is exactly what I thought was gonna happen from the trailer. Would've been so good.
Or he’s acting shady the whole time and they actually catch the serial killer, but it’s someone else. And he’s also a serial killer who just happens to be there too
I was hoping the twist would be that the daughter always knew her dad was the killer but still supports him cus he's a good dad!
For the entire runtime of the movie, I was completely sure the twist was going to be that either the daughter was the serial killer, or she knew all along her dad was and didn't care/was being groomed to become like him
My police officer husband's issue with this is the amount of overtime that would have had to have been approved for allllllll those officers. Most unrealistic thing for him 😂
Lolol
The Mikayla impression was unexpected and I seriously cracked up 😂😂😂
As someone who doesn't have a real house, I would be delighted to have a fake one.
Grandad left my broke self a tank! It's a dinky toy from his toy store.
Jamie's hair is flourishing and she looks amazing. Glad to see a video. Got to drop the lip routine because its ALWAYS giving Bratz doll😍
I agree!! I'm also curious about her lip tutorial because she does such a fabulous job 💋
Your cut scenes with the actor are actually pet darn good. Also, M. Night has a thing about people falling downstairs. He might want to see a therapist about that.
the influencer impressions of "try being me for a day" are
you should do a whole video about that girl and other fake influencers
I will *NEVER* get sick of "It's a lot Robin..!" Such a gem
@@MrConstancejames what was the source of that clip? I have no idea but I agree that it’s applicable for daily use.
I say it all the time 😂
@@AVENA_SATIVA the clip comes from a hairdresser who had a client (Robin) who refused to have her hair done by one of the other girls because she was Asian I think? Reluctantly, she agreed to do her hair instead but part way through, for whatever reason, Robin raises her hand like she's gonna hit the girl filming?? Then she responds, iconically, "that was a lot Robin." And literally kicks this woman out with halfway done hair 😂
@ Holy Moses thank you for filling in the backstory. That is so fortunate it was filmed and shared for those of us in Jaime’s community. It’s the eternal gift, her collection of legendary clips/sounds for the specifically perfect occasion.
And I love it because I used to be a hairdresser in my 20s (got my license at 18 because I attended cosmetology school as a part of my high school curriculum ) ANYWAYS one Saturday the salon owner was sick and we had to take on her customers if they couldn’t reschedule. I was stuck with a woman that was going to a wedding. She had one of those little short haircuts that were permed and like a little greying brown artificial afro, teased and sprayed until it was lacquered to the point of being an exoskeleton of her tender inner hair.
Well she sat down in my chair and was the most negative and mean person that actually told all her opinions of my to her face. The kind of stuff someone would think and never say. She said it-before I even washed her hair she told me I was going to destroy her hair. This was a blowout and curl, tease spray into an old lady ‘fro, not a cut or color. So I wash her hair and she complains the entire time. I know I was good at washing, I always gave a little scalp massage if someone needed extra care that day. Then she sits and I start drying and she’s telling my everything I’m screwing up. I get to curling and get half the head done and she told me that I was either a sl*t or trashy and I broke. I just hit the limit and told her in many expletives words I won’t repeat here-told her to get the *beep* outta my chair, and just leave. I don’t want your money or transact with you so LEAVE and go to the wedding with half your hair done (she was going shortly after 😝) . She was so flustered because I don’t think that was the outcome she expected. At all.
She threatened to tell my boss which she did, and my boss was relieved to be rid of her finally. That’s my kicking a client out of my chair story. I think every hairdresser has one 😬
If you or anyone actually made it to the end of this really long and unnecessarily detailed memory unloading, I reward you with this 🍪🍭🍩🍡🍬🎂🍰🧁🥮 plethora of treats for your eyes to eat.
I’m almost 49 so soon I get to tell long weird stories to anyone I trap with a large net and put them in a large dog crate so they have to listen. Catch and release, it’s the ethical thing to do.
Same! "That was a lot" lmao i love her tho! I love when working ppl stand up for themselves ❤
Jaime I’m soooooo freaking happy to see you do a movie again. I was seriously just thinking about you the other day and how I loved to watch your reviews and how much I miss them! ❤
the shirt swapping in mid sentence ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
also realizing that maybe Shyamalan is a comedy director and we've been mislabeling him the entire time
I'm still confused why Cooper is so obsessed with escaping. Clearly they don't actually know who exactly is the killer or they would've nabbed him at home so like... be chill? You can walk out with everyone else at the end of the concert? Weird.
I thought that too. Like just wait till it's all over. No one will know.
They knew he had a tattoo of a rabbit or goat (as explained by a victim that got away) - Cooper has that goat tattoo on his wrist and them taking or looking at his cell phone would also reveal that symbol - he did not want to be interviewed and it's a risk he didn't want to take
@@wifemotherprepper2462 it didn't seem like they were going to interview every single male that exited with the event.. in fact at one point in the movie when he's listening in on their strategy they say how they would need to expect "the suspect" to react, all he had to do was be cool.. enjoy the concert with his daughter and he would've gotten out
@@MovieMaiden It did seem like that though, the detective kept tightening up on security and she did say they we’re going to check every male once they exited the building, so he couldn’t just walk out.
In real life they wouldn’t check every male but you’re supposed to assume that they were because that’s what she said. Every exit was blocked
@@username23644 In real life concert goers will sue for being put in grave danger without prior knowledgeable. If that's the sequel then I'll check both out.
There was soooo much of this that didn’t make sense to me from a legal standpoint lol
They can’t just detain you because you are a dude vaguely matching a vague description of a suspected serial killer. So many things could get thrown out in court for rights violations.
This is the most white girl comment ever lol
30:32 "I can play a quick song" has the same energy as " i can do the dougie for you guys" lmaoo. also that KIM KARDASHIANN had me laughing for way too long, i fear. each time
Also “I don’t know, let me ask the audience”
I've missed you inserting yourself into random scenes 😂😂😂
I was at your Dallas/Grand Prairie show last month and I have to give major props to Officer Foxx - one of the security guards at your show! He was entertaining everyone waiting but he would have taken down anyone trying some shenanigans. Also, you and Nick were amazing and charming and funny!
Bonus: A couple days later, my friend saw someone wearing your merch in north Dallas!
Love you!
i will say, both the strange dad noises and nomi nomi nomi made me projectile laugh out loud, but i LOVE this guys suburban mom powerwalk and freaky little dad noises
I thought it would have been a much better plot and “twist” if Lady Raven was obsessed with the butcher.
Everything would have been better than making the butcher the killer. 😅
your mikayla impression was so fucking good😂 when you started directly quoting the "being an influencer is hard" video i died
A skit at the merch table while also plugging merch and the tour ~ 10/10!
I can't get over how creepy Josh Hartnett is in those close-ups though xD
So many trailers nowadays show way too much! Like it’s supposed to a teaser/very vague intro not a summary of all the most extreme events that happen lol.
That's why I stopped watching trailers and reading reddit posts. I'll read a brief synopsis, maybe do a quick peek at rotten tomatoes, but that's literally it. And let me tell you, it's made my entire movie-going experience so much better. Going in blind is the only way to go!
I was so bothered when I saw they did that in this trailer!! I try to avoid them, but sometimes they just throw it all at you before you realize they bamboozled you
This one I gave a pass on, because the movie isn't about finding out who the killer is, it's about Shyamalan's daughter's music career
I mean it's about how he's going to escape the trap.
I just watched a trailer that was so vague it made no sense and wasn't enticing me to want to watch.
@@user-qc9pd5fe5q there's those kind of trailers and there's the ones that give away way too much. The middle ground is difficult and where many of these trailer companies fail to achieve
One of my favorite things about your videos are the tiny almost hidden references you make. "I'm sorry Mr. Skeleton" had me giggling like an idiot 😂
17:20 if they have a picture of him, wouldn't they realize he is right there in the room during the SWAT meeting? hahahah
It’s not a pic of him
The lights are still on when that support act is pretending to play lmao and everyones just walking around like they cant find their obviously obvious seats
I was watching this on my TV but had to get on my phone to comment just because the skit at around 13:00 had me cracking up. Your humor is just so perfect for me.
You’re the only UA-camr that actually makes me LOL with the edits and jokes. I’m crying laughing with you 😂 😂😂😂
Hearing "deebo" used for the first time in eons just made me feel JURASSIC 😭
39:56 is probably my favorite rendition of one of my favorite sound effects. Magnificent editing choice.😭
That's the 3rd time in a row I've watched something where Allison pills character soothed a maniac with food that they've poisoned. Talk about getting typecast.
When u started whispering to the mannequin I was in the process of drinking my coke zero and started laughing and coke zero came out of my friggin nose. But I still could not stop laughing / coughing. The funniest part of the friggin movie that we all would have missed if it wasn't for miss Jaime French.......I love you Jaime French French ..... Bang
I was eating oatmeal and almost choked 😂could not stop laughing
Your movie reviews are my favorite. I lost it over “floor hole,” for some reason.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING! JAIME JUST UPLOADED!!
My exact thought! 😂❤️
Did I make it?!?!?!
Quiet! I'm not done with the last video. No spoilers!
It’s “ HAPPENING!” again! 😅🤗 another M. Night Shyamalan movie review! 🙌
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Yeah!!! It's a biggie too!! 😃
You’re killing me omg! At the 28:49 mark, I spit my coffee out all over my phone and outfit , table and floor! 😂😂😂 You’re absolutely hilarious! I’m laughing so hard that my stomach hurts. I needed this, thank you! 🙏🏼 🤍
8:05 I actually was surprised in this scene because that opener is Theo! I love his music! Also - he’s Moises arias brother. Very random fact lol
I feel bad for Josh Hartnett because he's actually a good actor. I feel bad for all the actors in this. It's like M'Night didn't care about the movie itself and just needed padding for his daughter's concert movie because there's literally nothing good about this movie and I blame it all on Shamalamadingdong.
Yeah his awkward fakeness was creepy to me I think he did a great job being unable to act exactly natural.
I’m convinced with better editing his performance would be really off putting
Because a lot of how he’s acting could be seen as goofy dad cut one way or creepy another way
I love how you splice in home videos of you when you were a kid; you were ahead of the game! You deserve to have the #1 UA-camr spot ✌️❤
I just can’t stand the missed opportunity… A movie called trap, setting a trap, with concerts endlessly in it, and they didn’t use trap music. I feel like I’m in the twilight zone every time I watch one of his movies.
Also I love how ur TikTok serial killer had Ms noguiras voice. Kim Kardashian! I laughed out loud legit
I had THEE biggest crush on Josh Hartnett as a young millennial! Absolutely love him ❤️ ❤️ Thank you Jaime for your comedy and making us laugh! 💕 💕 😘 😘
Its like M. Night and his daughter were like, "hey, you know the Eras Tour? Yeah, the most successful concert tour of all time that was filmed and released on streaming? Lets do a movie like that but totally crappy" 😂
Jaime, you're friggin hysterical 🤣 the edits had me cryin'.
i've worked with saleka!! very briefly and over a decade ago lol but she was in a production of seussical that i was an assistant for and from what i remember she was a really sweet, hardworking kid, hopefully she's still that way!
edit: i also just HAD to mention that your hair looks IMMACULATE
5:32 stamping this so I can come back to it whenever I need a laugh. The nomie, nomie, nomie still cracks me up
I've been waiting for you to review this movie. My girlfriend and I actually left the theater angry. We felt our money was stolen. This movie was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, some of the worst acting I've seen, and was clearly only meant as an advertisement for M. Night's daughter's music. I was so mad I ended up making a Rotten Tomatoes account so I could leave a review. TERRIBLE.
😂😂 There's nothing quite like something being so bad that you go out of your way to tell everyone how bad it is.
That's awesome! 😂 I would be pissed too with how much movies cost now. You get 'em!!
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It's like Rob Zombie making movies just so his wife can be a terrible actress 😂. I like his movies, but she can't act lol.
No bad movie that gets a Jamie send-up is a total loss. 😊
Almost spit my cherry coke out when Jaime mocks the serial killer’s slouch 😂😂😂😂
The first review I saw for this movie on social media said it was about a singer who's a vampire and uses her concerts to attract and capture her prey. Even though Im assuming that was complete trolling, that would have been a better plot and storyline than whatever the hell this was.
I thought for a second that the wife was gonna be in on the murders and that was why she denied the safe house
Genuinely, I thought at the end she was going to show up on the CCTV kidnapping that guy with her husband which would have made it so much better.
that would have made soo much more sense lol
Same!
So did I! I thought that was gonna be the twist
For a second I did too, I actually thought the whole family was going to be in on it and they’d proceed to kill lady raven, now that would’ve been a twist. But we were robbed of any m. Night twist
25:22 Kid Cudi made me laugh 😂 especially with the noise edit its so awkward. Ive been a fan of his music for a long time and love seeing his cameo's (he was also on Brooklyn nine nine)
Anytime I see Kid Cudi in something, I know I'm gonna have a good time 😂
“A friend got burned.” 😂 I almost spit out my soup I would have been soups burned
At first I thought there was going to be a twist that he was not actually the killer and the killer was the guy locked in his basement lmao
me too, something along those lines i was sure
What😂
God that would have been so much better. Where were you when this mess was written?
I was hoping the mean mom of the other mean girl would be revealed as the killer. That part of the plot really DID go nowhere.