I have lost 68 pounds!! 🤩 At first, a lot of it was WATER WEIGHT, but now I am actually losing fat and putting on muscle 💪 Keep up the great work! Yesterday's eats: chicken, rice and 6 eggs. No dinner. PS I posted my friend's picture yesterday, and someone MESSAGED me saying that eating TAPEWORM EGGS 😳😳😱 would accelerate my progress. They asked me if I had tried it and they could sell me some more. THIS IS HORRIBLE 😲MG I am going to report them 😡 this is so terrible that it should NEVER be mentioned, even uttered, by ANYONE! Why do you have to sacrifice health for health? Sisters must also lose weight healthily and we are only a FIT community here! 😌😌💪💪
People always talk about how chubbyemu videos scare them but 75% of the time the videos are about someone making the absolute obviously worst choices imaginable.
There’s a UA-cam channel of a German emergency rescuer, and in one of his videos he said: “If your idea is so stupid, that you’d be ashamed to tell emergency services about it, don’t do it” I think it applies here perfectly
Imagine how pissed you'd be if you were the doctor conducting all these different tests only for the patient to tell you "oh yea, and also I've been ingesting parasites on purpose"
If people were honest with us healthcare providers the world would be a much better place. Instead, I have to deal with Joe Smoe explaining that the lightbulb in his ass got there because he “fell on it.” 10/10 love being a paramedic, would t trade it for anything.
@joshlee7935 And you can't stress him out by asking too many questions, because if he tenses up those muscles we're dealing with catastrophic bleeding and traumatic rectal damage 😂
my favorite part of all these videos is that when they arrive at the emergency they never tell the doctor what crazy shit they've been up to and they just go home
Seriously, you go to the doctor because you're unwell but then you don't tell them what's wrong with you? Might as well just stay at home and stop wasting their time, so they can treat real patients that want to be helped.
You’d be surprised how many patients leave out huge bits of important information either because they don’t think it’s relevant or because they’re embarrassed
Believe it or not lots of people eat plenty of insects like worms and snails, so that probably made her think that it was fine, but she should have definitely done her research to see if it’s something she could eat and not dangerous.
Don't have that attitude, she fell victim to predation from black market sellers who took advantage of her clearly FESTERING eating disorder, god damn ya'll lack empathy.
SR watched chubbyemu videos for 48 hours straight. This is what happened to their brain. SR watched chubbyemu videos for 48 hours straight, the knowledge and case study was vital. They become an ER doctor.
This may sound silly, but thank you for putting emphasis on able-bodied in talking about diet and exercise. Disabled people get crap because "just put down the fork and exercise!" is their extent of knowledge. As someone with chronic pain who's doing their best to lose weight, it can get discouraging, but you actually made me smile by reminding people that not everyone can exercise to try and lose weight.
I hope you are well. I, too, have chronic pain and several autoimmune disorders. I have been losing weight (65 pounds) on doctor-supervised keto. It has changed my life because I am slowly reducing the negative things diabetes and metabolic disorder have done to my body. It's not for everybody, so discuss it with your doctor. Good luck, regardless of your diet, you deserve to feel better. Chronic pain sucks!❤❤
Also people with thyroid problems, which is really common, makes it incredibly difficult to lose weight because your metabolism is slow. Some people are just prone to being overweight and being "skinny" does require more effort depending on your genetics, unfairly so. For example, two people can eat the same amount, but only one becomes overweight simply because they're prone to it. People who say its easy to lose weight only think about their own body's conditions.
@@fbiagent3998 Hypothyroidism in otherwise healthy people is trivially treatable through the supplementation of levothyroxine. And yes, it is a clinical disorder. Go to a doctor, get diagnosed, be prescribed medication, take it as prescribed. Or more likely, get told you don't actually have hypothyroidism but get prescribed levothyroxine anyway, because doctors in the USA will apparently just give it away like candy. Most prescribed medication in the USA, despite only being approved for a disease that only affects 0.4% of the population.
The Creepshow Tv did an episode on a worm found in a isolated island as a weight loss solution that you get surgically put in Its a rad and freaky episode especially the third act
The most shocking part to me is why even bother making real parasite pills? They could've just made sugar pills and sold it all the same. Someone really is out there taking time to extract parasites. It's even worse
It does work and still is. It is just that you need someone with medical knowledge to use it. Treat it as "Do not use if you don't know what you are doing" type of drug. Any drug will be lethal if the user is a dumbass who thinks they are a doctor from a few internet searchs.
Anything that's creeping or crawling I ain't touching, especially on a plate. lol between 14:22 and 14:23 there's a creepy image in one frame, did anyone else notice it? You must watch it in a desktop browser frame, pause it and go frame by frame with the < > keys.
For those with autoimmune disorders, scientific research show that giving lab grade (clean) PIG tapeworm eggs, gives relief for weeks. pig tape worms can not breed in humans. if you are in acute pain, and getting immune related damage to what ever the autoimmune is attacking. We have over cleaned the environment, the auto immune problems are due to being the immune system being bored.
@@conniegilchrist6925 I do actually have an autoimmune condition that causes me quite a lot of trouble, but I still don't want anything to do with tapeworms...I've got a bit of parasite related childhood trauma
No matter how embarrassing or awkward it might be always tell Drs or hospital staff what you’re eating, pills/medicine you’re taking and why you’re there. I’d rather tell them then be dead.
Fr, its crazy that people in the comments are like "i cant believe she was so lazy and didnt want to excercise!" when the reason she went to such an extreme was because of insecurity about her weight.
The most frightening part of these stories is that no matter how insane the case is, the initial examination almost always ends with: Nah, you're fine.
It's always because the doctor's ask for information and the patient is like "that recent massive lifestyle change totally didn't affect me, I'll just keep it secret"
@@jwhite5008 $800 at the ER. $120 at urgent care. I've been told everything is fine at least a half dozen times. Once the "fine" was diagnosed as an infection that could have killed me in a few weeks, years of dealing with symptoms later.
I grew up fat and I remember hearing about tapeworms and how people used to use them to lose weight. I thought it sounded like a great idea. I was like 8 years old. I’m really glad I didn’t have access to the internet at that time.
To be fair if the worms never left the gut and only ate your guts contents and not the liner it would be a pretty clever way to lose the weight. Except for the fact eating less would do the same without worms
I used to think I was extremely fat as a kid, but it was just baby fat. I outgrew it and I'm solidly at average weight today. Sadly I did went through quite a few years worth of unnecessary eating disorders and mental health distress until I got back to a healthy weight (as in not scarily underweight) again.
our biology teacher watched an extremely graphic documentary on internal parasites with us. One boy actually fainted, several of us became kinda sick… afterwards he went through the parasites and their life cycles with us, as well as their evolutionary development, and it helped me view the issue more scientifically. It also made me extremely vary of sketchy meat and poor hygiene that might cause an infection. Absolutely nasty
Yeah, medium rare burger? no way. I've sen how huge those things get in cows, that's just going to give you some lethal blockage. Plus they arte trying medium pork too. The meds to kill the tapeworm are the same I give my cats to deworm them.
I am offended by this video. I was grossed out until I saw the happy cartoon faces on the tapeworms at which time I realized I had been trichinosised. : (
Some people are too desperate and being offered a magical solution is very attractive. You should always follow the most common rule "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is"
Why do these people never just say: "Hello doctor, I did this and now I feel bad, what could be wrong?" Instead of letting the doctors find everything out themselves....
If it's illegal people may be afraid of legal repercussions so they hope there's a different explanation and their illegal activity can fly under the radar. People may also feel shame that it might be something they inflicted upon themselves.
Wait, you want accountability from people that are so irresponsible they literally eat parasites instead of exercising and claim the problem is society bullying them ? Is it a joke.
@nienke7713 its just plain stupidity, dunno whats she is afraid of when she has parasites inside her that is big enough to felt wriggling around. She should wouldn't be afraid of any legal repercussions at that point, since she could literally die.
1. Some people simply do not realize that A+B=C. They can´t figure out that say getting sick after eating something might be because they ate that specific something. 2. Some people are just ashamed of the obvious. Plenty of stories about people not admitting to sticking things up their butts until the X-Ray has been done. "My stomach hurts".... "Yea, it´s because you have a toy car up your butt." ...."Yea, about that" 3. Some people think they can avoid the obvious.
It reminds me of a joke: A veterinarian comes to the therapist. They both sit in silence for a while. T: So, what does seem to be the problem? V: Oh, it's that easy here?! It seems modern therapists also have it hard.
Poor woman needed a therapist, not tapeworms. At that level of desperation, wanting to lose weight is more of a psychological issue thaan anything else. And that's regardless of whether or not you're clinically overweight or obese
I used to be a muscular guy in my mid-20s, then I had testicular cancer and went through chemotherapy and lost it all. I tried to get back into shape but I couldn't gain muscle like I once did. A heart attack in a mini stroke followed, I'm just happy to wake up everyday ❤
When she developed an adult worm in her intestine with proglottids she had to ingest meat with cysts of taenia saginata. Not eggs. Something is wrong with how this case is presented. The cystercicosis in her brain on the other had to be developed by ingesting taenia solium eggs.
@@RGBEAT I imagine they keep for a while, or the capsules were supposed to be refrigerated. Thing is, she could have just got cysts by looking for a steak with some.
@@RGBEAT The eggs are very resistant, but I don't know whether the cysts can survive that long and remain infectious if they are not stored in a piece of meat without refrigeration.
Hearing the words "a full recovery" from Chubbyemu always gives me a real feeling of relief. "A recovery" comes with a mixed bag of emotions: there's relief in the mix, but concern and other emotions dampen the relief. Thanks for your videos!
Fun fact. This is close to the condition that is shown in S1E1 of House MD. It is relatively easy to treat, but the damage that has been done won't just magically get erased. If you're unlucky you can get permanent brain damage in the form of... pretty much anything. From epilepsy to hypersexuality to blindness.
Unfortunately the worms don't work as they should all the time. The beef worms should not fully mature outside beef but they still will try - meaning they will biry into your gut and organs but should not be able to fully develop into the form that will infect other people if they eat you. if your immune system does not work well enough they can actually mature enough to create at least some of the problems mentioned here.
You can never be 100% sure if the strand. That's why I take ivermectin every 2 months to kill of the worms in case they're not the right kind and are spreading out. After a week they're killed off and you can pop a few worm pills again and you're good for 2 months. Lost 60kg so far in 2 years.
That's really cool! I didn't know that people where interested in losing weight before the 1940's. I always thought that being overweight was a sign of wealth that only a few could boast about and because of that exclusivity it was seen as something attractive, but maybe it was seen differently for women. Anyways, the decision to not willingly eat tapeworm eggs should come from a place of common sense.
My ex father in law died because of this disease. He had cysts in his brain and it took years for the symptoms to show after which it took months for the doctors to realise what was going on. He got referred to a psychiatric before a neurologist. He died 3 months after being diagnosed, it was pretty much fucked up.
This is exactly the kind of horse s*** I'm dealing with right now. To mark my words they're going to find that I was right in this entire f****** time and they were wrong because of their arrogance and thinking that they don't f****** everything because they're f****** doctors with a stupid piece of paper that says they're smart when they're actually just arrogant little pricks. No disrespect to the author of this video cuz he does seem like a genuinely caring & compassionate doctor which is a rare exception I found these days. F****** pricks accepting You author of this video and one Dr Curtis Wood. I wouldn't give his medical world to find a cure to Dr arrogance Say account was millions of lives. The one profession that's the smuggest of them all MD.
How scary, I have a friend who didn't know she ate under cooked pork at a taco stand. She suffered from headaches for years until she was diagnosed with the pork worm in her brain. They were able to remove it by surgery. She's doing great now.
As someone who regularly travels to a third word country, tapeworms are one of the things that scare the absolute hell out of me. I mean the ABSOLUTE HELL. *shudders*
As someone who regularly travels to a first word country, tapeworms are one of the things that scare the absolute hell out of me. I mean the ABSOLUTE HELL. shudders
Tell me about it. I live in a developing country my late grandpa got tapeworm Understand he was illiterate and this happened a century ago. However it was a different species (echinococus) that uses dogs as an intermediate hosts. He lost a lung though
SS is a 22 year old male presenting to the emergency room in a panic. He had eaten day old Chinese leftovers for breakfast and was now convinced that his organs were shutting down. Doctors laughed at him, and told him that he had Hyperchubbyemuemia. Hyper meaning high, chubby emu referring to a popular medical UA-cam channel, and emia meaning presence in blood. *High chubbyemu presence in blood*
If you are fat and trying to lose weight, doing extremely intensive exercises isn't the greatest idea. We all have a limited amount of willpower, and by doing extreme diets or extreme exercise, you are burning that willpower. FAST. If you want to lose weight, start slow. You are already heavier than the average person, so your body will naturally develop muscles by doing less than the others. Instead of running, walk. Instead of doing an extreme diet, just cut off fast food and sodas. Those are good ways to begin.
A lot of folks view things in black or white, all or nothing. So they do a bunch that they shouldn’t when they feel up to it then rebound even harder when they can’t continue or don’t see immediate results.
One easy way to lose weight is to get smaller plates and bowls. People tend to fill whichever dish they use so you'll naturally eat less if you have smaller dishes. There's been studies that back this up. Dinner plates have gotten bigger and bigger over the years. I remember as a kid our regular dinner plates were small and we'd have big ones for special occasions. Now all dinner plates are gigantic. I use salad plates as my dinner plates.
oh boy this! I lost 50 pounds an finally made some headway cutting out sweets and snacks. it sucks somedays (and let yourself fail now and then) but small changes added up more than a crash diet
Don’t buy things that could ruin your diet, either. By just never having those things in your house, it makes it significantly harder to binge eat. I never have sweets or chocolate in my house for example (though I have never struggled with weight gain). The most important thing is to watch the calories and nutrition in the food you eat, its not as simple as cutting out fast food and stereotypically unhealthy foods. A good way to help cope with this change in diet is pick up hobbies. You shouldn’t eat for the sake of eating when you get bored. Buy yourself a new game, book, etc and remind yourself thats in replacement of those unhealthy foods.
I remember being tempted to take these as a teen because I thought I was huge. Looking back at my photos, I can finally see how many years of bullying can warp the mind
The things I've heard my girlfriends say about this topic.. Are horrifying. The societal pressure combined with like pro-ana internet spaces.. really bad. Abusing laxatives is way more common than anyone knows, for example
I'm always surprised when these people get admitted for tests right away. The ER in my area would've just diagnosed her with a headache and sent her home with ibuprofen and instructions to follow up with her PCP. When I started having serious heart problems, the ER kept sending me home saying I was just anxious. It turned out to be a really serious arrhythmia and when I finally got put on a heart monitor, I was having Torsades de Pointes and a few other dangerous rhythms. Even then, the hospital didn't admit me for further testing, I had to slowly do it outpatient and during that time I had a heart attack. (that was just last month) By the time I had all the testing done that I needed, my heart had a lot of damage that could have been prevented.
Well, when I went to the ER thinking I had a heart attack (it was heart burn), they immediately took my blood pressure, followed by an ECG, then a chest x-ray, and a blood test right after, before they decided to administer some antacids. So I guess it really depends on where you live.
@ijustrealllylikecats I'm so sorry that happened to you. That is infuriating! I had some cardiac issues several times and each visit to the ER made it worse - 12 hours with no food or water (no IV) etc. and then sent home being told to contact a cardiologist. Our health care system is really broken...
It is extremely important to retain a good primary care physician, or family doctor, who can manage your medical necessities and provide appropriate referrals.
My brain as it internalised each successive sentence fragment in this video title: "A woman ate" - okay, yeah, classic chubbyemu "Dark web bought" - oh dear god "tapeworm eggs" - what in the actual "to lose weight" - nononono "this is what happened to her brain" - there is no life in the void, only death
As someone who once had an ED I always wanted to get a tapeworm to lose weight. Only now that I am recovered I realise how F-UP THAT IS?! crazy that people actually go to these extreme measures
It's kinda funny how bizarre a person's thought process can get in extreme situations. Some years ago when i was using drugs heavily, was suicidal and the dipshit CPS doctors refused to give me working meds for my depression, i remember how extreme and bizarre my thoughts were regarding drug use. Won't get into much detail here since i frankly don't want to remember lol, but yeah. Seems to be a pretty universal thing regarldess of a person's particular issues, that they can come up with the weirdest fucking things and thought process like it's the most logical solution to whatever ails them.
@ericlegend7131 forget the music, some of these stories are scary!! I'll give you that, though, the music can be a bit unsettling since sometimes it juxtaposes the situation
I'm only 20 but when I was about like 13 it used to come on and every time I would be so terrified and I would hide in somewhere or runaway when it came on and my family would laugh at me but I wasn't finding any of it funny 😂 now that I'm a little older I still have the biggest fears of parasites as I did back then but not of the show anymore, actually my fears of parasites made me learn more about them, even though I wish these nasty creatures didn't exist but that's life
You'd be surprised how stupid people can get when it comes to making themselves look better. Some intentionally lose blood for that pale vampire look, some intentionally take PEDs to get muscular and don't care even if their heart and veins thicker, some force themselves to vomit for weightloss but end up destroying their heart so on to infinity so worms doesnt surprise me since some literally surgically get their leg bones cut off and reattached to make them longer to get taller.
This weight loss method has been around longer than most. It has always terrified me. That humans brains can convince themselves of so many harmful things is sad.
A girl in my third grade class who lived on a hog farm passed a foot long segment of tapeworm. She started screaming. I looked in the toilet and recognized it immediately from my old health textbooks. A call to Mom resulted in her picking up her daughter and going right to the doctor. The entire family took the treatment.
Here's a secret about self discipline. Lets say I eat healthy diet and okay. I go get a Dominoes pizza and eat the whole thing. I take 2 bottles of 8-13oz water into the bathroom and plastic trash bag. I drink half a bottle and assume different positions to throw up, into the bag. Then when i'm done purging and pour it into the toilet. I do this until an adequate amount of pizza is regurgitated and calories reduced. THIS is only in the case you make the mistake of a cheat meal and eat trash once week. Teaches you not to eat cheat meals because it cost money. All the time you wasted earning that junk food and cannot be refunded to you, just stop. Moral is just stop eating junk.
As evil as it is to sell tapeworms for "risk-free weight loss," at least the they were honest about what they were selling. Imagine what would've probably happened if they had branded it as just a "magical weight loss drug."
Plenty of people die taking DNP as just that. Buying unregulated medicines is a gamble, the thing with illegal street drugs is they try and not kill their addicts
Technically it was still mislabeled, though. There was only supposed to be one species in the bottle. This is why people shouldn’t take capsules unless they were made in a legal, highly regulated factory.
Wasn't there an Aqua Teen Hunger force episode about this where Carl bought diet bars filled with parasite eggs to do this exact thing? Only he didn't know they had eggs in them since he misread the label as "South Bronx Paradise" instead of "South Bronx Parasite"
I can't even imagine how it feels after doing something so unbelievably dumb out of desperation and then having to live constantly regretting that you did that and that it left you with permanent damage that you never had to sustain.
This is exactly the reason why health should always come first over aesthetics. I think of that woman who got the B12 injections and was infected with bacteria
It's not even that, he mentioned the two species of tapeworms and how one didn't really harm her. Its the same situation as meth in wwii vs post iran contra, the same thing in their short name but very different in effect, legal and regulated but suspect vs illegal and random.
@@sentienttapioca5409 Meth in the 70's was a different chemical produced using actual industrial chemicals by chemists, even the stuff made by cartels was the better version as the cia actually held back some of the customs that would have cut down their supply of good chemicals. It was only after the "war on drugs" that American production ceased and when the cartels finished overthrowing their governments the cia left and their supply was restricted. Since then most meth is made with whatever is to hand and none of it is safe. Also, interestingly enough, crackheads actually prefer the new formulation as they think it's larger crystals is a sign of purity (tbf it probably is).
@@GiraffeLoverJenyeah I have two slipped disk and I couldn't even hardly move my leg I needed help getting to the bathroom when I was in pain and having spasms
I have lost 68 pounds!! 🤩 At first, a lot of it was WATER WEIGHT, but now I am actually losing fat and putting on muscle 💪 Keep up the great work! Yesterday's eats: chicken, rice and 6 eggs. No dinner. PS I posted my friend's picture yesterday, and someone MESSAGED me saying that eating TAPEWORM EGGS 😳😳😱 would accelerate my progress. They asked me if I had tried it and they could sell me some more. THIS IS HORRIBLE 😲MG I am going to report them 😡 this is so terrible that it should NEVER be mentioned, even uttered, by ANYONE! Why do you have to sacrifice health for health? Sisters must also lose weight healthily and we are only a FIT community here! 😌😌💪💪
0 views in 0 seconds bro popped off
THATS WILD🤪😜😜😝
0 seconds in 0 views bro combusted
The irony, right?!
I've done 100 curl's with 7kg no tapeworms for me just eating like I have worms 😂
you cannot tell me that TE doesn’t stand for Tapeworm Eater
If it didn’t before, it does now! 🤣
LMFAOOO
I thought it meant Tapeworm Eggs
A good name for a final boss
Nooooo nO more!!! Hahaha I am never gonna look at skinny people the same again.
"Felt something flapping and slapping around her cheeks while she was sitting down." Not a sentence I thought id hear today.
And then she ATE ANOTHER ONE! 🤢🤮
Haha. I know. Said it with such a calm tone.
Imagine waking up to a worm clapping your cheeks... the things fat people do to avoid eating a healthy diet and exercising
Or any day ..
Did you hear the clapping in the background? I had to pause the game I was playing, roll back the video to that part it and then lost it laughing.
People always talk about how chubbyemu videos scare them but 75% of the time the videos are about someone making the absolute obviously worst choices imaginable.
think thats the most terrifying part lol
literally, unless you pull something dumb like eating polonium ur not gonna be the next video
The other 25% is what's scary
I have doctors, nurses and first responders as friends. Never underestimate the depth of poor choices people will dig into given half a chance.
I love these videos because of that. It's a reminder that things are safe in moderation and if you always follow directions and safty warnings.
There’s a UA-cam channel of a German emergency rescuer, and in one of his videos he said: “If your idea is so stupid, that you’d be ashamed to tell emergency services about it, don’t do it”
I think it applies here perfectly
That is good advice.
I will remember that 🖖
What’s the name of the channel?
@@lamortexotique I am not OP so I can't be sure but my best guess is a channel called 5_sprechwunsch
Imagine how pissed you'd be if you were the doctor conducting all these different tests only for the patient to tell you "oh yea, and also I've been ingesting parasites on purpose"
If people were honest with us healthcare providers the world would be a much better place. Instead, I have to deal with Joe Smoe explaining that the lightbulb in his ass got there because he “fell on it.”
10/10 love being a paramedic, would t trade it for anything.
man id be so pissed i could never be a doctor
Yeahhhh like those tests are expensive af and she subjected herself to the torture of a spinal tap when she could have avoided all that
@joshlee7935 And you can't stress him out by asking too many questions, because if he tenses up those muscles we're dealing with catastrophic bleeding and traumatic rectal damage 😂
@@astralb.2647 that is something horrific to imagine 💀
I can't believe someone actually packaged tape worm eggs instead of it being a scam.
He's a dark web tape worm dealer, not a used car salesman.
Of course they did. They wouldn't want to commit fraud
Cysts, not eggs. You can't get an adult tapeworm from ingesting eggs.
100+ years ago, you could buy these insane pills legally.
someone ought to be legit once in a while
Always remember: if there are no bad reviews, that means reviewers didn't live to change their mind
Huh, the screwdriver set I bought off AliExpress didn't have any review, guess I have to write my last will before it arrives, what a bummer...
@eldonad a screwdriver set is much different than chemicals and living things to put into your body to be fair.
@@eldonadlook a little closer. Those screwdrivers are actually tapeworms!
How I feel when I look at Shein clothes
@@andrew. OH GOD, IS MY TOOLBOX FULL OF TAPEWORMS?!
Girl eats tapeworm and then is shocked to see a tapeworm in the toilet 🤦♀️
😂😂😂😂😂
She was shocked cause the tenants were unhappy from her body and leaving 😢
“OMG! NO! I lost a tapeworm! How will I lose weight as fast? 😢😞💔”
Eat a carrot go for walk sure better than eat a nasty tapeworms !
Fat women are sometimes very stupid about health stuff. Wow.
my favorite part of all these videos is that when they arrive at the emergency they never tell the doctor what crazy shit they've been up to and they just go home
Seriously, you go to the doctor because you're unwell but then you don't tell them what's wrong with you? Might as well just stay at home and stop wasting their time, so they can treat real patients that want to be helped.
You’d be surprised how many patients leave out huge bits of important information either because they don’t think it’s relevant or because they’re embarrassed
@@Biffting93 I fell on it and it got lodged in there, honest doc, trust me bro.
@@BlackHearthguard Wouldn’t be the first time 😂
Dr's see all sorts. Just be honest, you may save your own life
a student watched chubbyemu while eating lunch. this is what happened to their appetite.
I had sliced, cooked onion in mines. Had to try really hard to not think worm while eating them
it did not turned out to be a happy meal (narator voice)
and eating pork specifically did not help
Well, that's another option for weight loss, I guess. 😅
Chubbyemu is the best weight loss solution
After listening to this, I'm getting rid of all the tapeworms I have left. I will try 4 liters of orange juice each day to make a full recovery.
better eat a whole bottle of Vitamin C too, to be extra sure *sarcasm*
how to get rid of tapeworms: be a tapeworm yourself.
Since that's a lot of orange juice, which can lead to a lot of plastic waste, try reusing old pesticide bottles.
Tape worm aint the only thing that will disappear
Garlic muh boi. Eat fuckloads of garlic
"Woman ate tapeworm eggs,..This is what happened to her brain...."
WHAT BRAIN?
I know right 🤦♀️🙄🤢
Non existent brain 😒
Believe it or not lots of people eat plenty of insects like worms and snails, so that probably made her think that it was fine, but she should have definitely done her research to see if it’s something she could eat and not dangerous.
Don't have that attitude, she fell victim to predation from black market sellers who took advantage of her clearly FESTERING eating disorder, god damn ya'll lack empathy.
same brain you have. while hers fell victim to insecurity and predation, yours seems to just wholly lack empathy. truly an incredible organ
Back sixty years ago they sold tapeworms for weight loss as a medical solution. Bad idea then and now
😮😮😮
Probably 600 years ago too. We dumb.
Same with 2,4-Dinitrophenol. Apparently some body builders still use that stuff, weird since it can turn you yellow.
Back 60 yrs ago people thought smoking was harmless, and we had asbestos mines. I wonder what will be found out and ridiculed 60 yrs from now ?
@@kenwilliams3279plastic and any slightly proccesed food,who am i kidding companies will make sure that we think it's healthy
I shouldn't have to say this, but being fat is healthier than being full of worms.
Depends how fat and how full of worms
Being fat and alone is better than being skinny and with friends, got it. 😁😁
@@PicturesqueGamesL ragebait
Yah, I'd rather have a spare tire than a parasite colony
@@PicturesqueGames This is the worst ragebait I seen this month
I binged on chubbyemu videos for 48 hours straight, this is what happened to my brain.
😂😂😂
He watched way to much chubbyvu videos, he presented at the emergengy room, and explained the doctors what to do. 😂
brain nourisment
SR watched chubbyemu videos for 48 hours straight. This is what happened to their brain.
SR watched chubbyemu videos for 48 hours straight, the knowledge and case study was vital. They become an ER doctor.
presenting to the emergency room, SS explained that "-emia" means "presence in blood" and that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
This may sound silly, but thank you for putting emphasis on able-bodied in talking about diet and exercise. Disabled people get crap because "just put down the fork and exercise!" is their extent of knowledge. As someone with chronic pain who's doing their best to lose weight, it can get discouraging, but you actually made me smile by reminding people that not everyone can exercise to try and lose weight.
I hope you are well. I, too, have chronic pain and several autoimmune disorders. I have been losing weight (65 pounds) on doctor-supervised keto. It has changed my life because I am slowly reducing the negative things diabetes and metabolic disorder have done to my body. It's not for everybody, so discuss it with your doctor. Good luck, regardless of your diet, you deserve to feel better. Chronic pain sucks!❤❤
Also people with thyroid problems, which is really common, makes it incredibly difficult to lose weight because your metabolism is slow. Some people are just prone to being overweight and being "skinny" does require more effort depending on your genetics, unfairly so. For example, two people can eat the same amount, but only one becomes overweight simply because they're prone to it. People who say its easy to lose weight only think about their own body's conditions.
@@fbiagent3998 Hypothyroidism in otherwise healthy people is trivially treatable through the supplementation of levothyroxine.
And yes, it is a clinical disorder. Go to a doctor, get diagnosed, be prescribed medication, take it as prescribed. Or more likely, get told you don't actually have hypothyroidism but get prescribed levothyroxine anyway, because doctors in the USA will apparently just give it away like candy. Most prescribed medication in the USA, despite only being approved for a disease that only affects 0.4% of the population.
Literally NO ONE has ever said that to a disabled person, knowing that they are disabled. No one, LITERALLY.
@@The-Man-On-The-Mountain I beg your pardon, it has been said to me and several of my disabled friends.
Consuming dark web products, what could possibly go wrong?
Dude, she ate tape worms pills... Even if she got the best quality tape worms from normal internet do you really think it would be better?!
Honestly if it was drugs and not tapeworms, she’d be pretty well off.
@@Alfred-NeumanYou never know. You could be ordering your normal dose of intestinal parasites, but you actually get fentanyl.
uh a good time you just should avoid injecting mushroom tea and tapeworm eggs
Tape worms no good drugs yes
This makes House MD look realistic. Foreman wouldve broken into her house and found the pills
😂❤YES!!!👌👏👍🏻
I wonder how many incidents like this go untreated and result in death.
The Creepshow Tv did an episode on a worm found in a isolated island as a weight loss solution that you get surgically put in
Its a rad and freaky episode especially the third act
This vexes me
this vexes me
I get it. The dark web is not a trustworthy avenue of sale. From now on, I’m buying my delicious tapeworm eggs elsewhere.
always source your tapeworms from an organic, free-range tapeworm farmer!
Farmers market organic tapeworms only!!!
have you tried the bright web?
Delicious chocolate-covered tapeworm eggs
@@fluffymyato3334 Underrated comment
Imagine orchestrating this crazy concept, selling it and actually being responsible for people getting killed.
Well, it does work, you do lose weight.
中国的撒谎文化意味着他们不在乎发生什只关心自己赚了钱
The most shocking part to me is why even bother making real parasite pills? They could've just made sugar pills and sold it all the same. Someone really is out there taking time to extract parasites. It's even worse
It does work and still is. It is just that you need someone with medical knowledge to use it. Treat it as "Do not use if you don't know what you are doing" type of drug. Any drug will be lethal if the user is a dumbass who thinks they are a doctor from a few internet searchs.
People doing terrible things for money....bro impossible...................
My mama always told me, "If it doesn't look right, doesn't smell right, or gets up & walks off of your plate... DON'T TOUCH IT."
Mama said tapeworms are the DEBIL!
Your mama seen some things
your mama is a horror movie protagonist
If it walks off your plate, you might just need to skin it and cook it. Always cook the chicken first.
Anything that's creeping or crawling I ain't touching, especially on a plate. lol between 14:22 and 14:23 there's a creepy image in one frame, did anyone else notice it? You must watch it in a desktop browser frame, pause it and go frame by frame with the < > keys.
I got infected with a brainworm once... Poor fella died of hungry...
Wow! The same thing happened to me !!
Embarrasisng😘
wow! these comments are so relatable!
RFK jr
@conscientunit1157 ur a 🤡
tapeworms are one of my biggest fears...why would you WILLINGLY infect yourself with them 💀
For those with autoimmune disorders, scientific research show that giving lab grade (clean) PIG tapeworm eggs, gives relief for weeks. pig tape worms can not breed in humans. if you are in acute pain, and getting immune related damage to what ever the autoimmune is attacking. We have over cleaned the environment, the auto immune problems are due to being the immune system being bored.
@@conniegilchrist6925 I do actually have an autoimmune condition that causes me quite a lot of trouble, but I still don't want anything to do with tapeworms...I've got a bit of parasite related childhood trauma
fr im afraid of them so much
@@niki_0107 "trauma" lol
@@TheTacticalHaggis?
0:54 NO TE DON'T EAT THE FERMENTED CORN NOODLES
Exactly what I thought too!! 😂
And she wonders why she couldn't lose weight lol 😆
LMAOO
No matter how embarrassing or awkward it might be always tell Drs or hospital staff what you’re eating, pills/medicine you’re taking and why you’re there. I’d rather tell them then be dead.
Embarrassment is such a strong emotion that people would rather die to save what’s left of their dignity than seek help.
@@nikkiteareacts I mean, there is literally a phrase "died of embarrassment" so you are not that far off.
** Than
@@gelinrefira damn that was what I was gonna say! "You'd die of embarrassment" 😅
Not me. I’ll just die 🤷🏻♂️
I can't imagine the levels of self-loathing and desperation necessary to say, "You know what, sure, I'll try tapeworms."
They're organic, man.
Fr, its crazy that people in the comments are like "i cant believe she was so lazy and didnt want to excercise!" when the reason she went to such an extreme was because of insecurity about her weight.
Fr it makes me sad. This is true desperation.
@@axonaxonaxonbut laziness lead her to do this dumb shit.
I ate McDonalds, so....
The most frightening part of these stories is that no matter how insane the case is, the initial examination almost always ends with: Nah, you're fine.
I wonder what the bill is for this "you're fine"
It's always because the doctor's ask for information and the patient is like "that recent massive lifestyle change totally didn't affect me, I'll just keep it secret"
I mean they're not psychic. Be honest with your doctor.
@@jwhite5008$387.42
@@jwhite5008 $800 at the ER. $120 at urgent care. I've been told everything is fine at least a half dozen times. Once the "fine" was diagnosed as an infection that could have killed me in a few weeks, years of dealing with symptoms later.
How did bro say "she felt something flaping and slapping around in her cheeks while she was sitting down" with a straight face😭💀😭💀😭💀
He is a doctor, after all. Gynecologists can work on hot woman and not even have a boner.
Real💀
I was on that part when I read this 😭😭
Seen and heard it all is why.
Dang guys 76 likes rhanks
Did she learn NOTHING from mom's one year old spaghetti?!
Shes a darwin award waiting to happen
There’s vomit on my sweater already.
You mean the sketchy food truck?
well she die from those, so...
The one that literally killed 4 people
I grew up fat and I remember hearing about tapeworms and how people used to use them to lose weight. I thought it sounded like a great idea. I was like 8 years old. I’m really glad I didn’t have access to the internet at that time.
im so sorry younger you felt that way :(
To be fair if the worms never left the gut and only ate your guts contents and not the liner it would be a pretty clever way to lose the weight. Except for the fact eating less would do the same without worms
Was the weekly allowance enough to buy tapeworms? Lmao
Perhaps you should try intermittent fasting after researching how it works and how to do it. Bon chance, John.
I used to think I was extremely fat as a kid, but it was just baby fat. I outgrew it and I'm solidly at average weight today. Sadly I did went through quite a few years worth of unnecessary eating disorders and mental health distress until I got back to a healthy weight (as in not scarily underweight) again.
Oh yeah well riddle me this medicine man. If worm not friend, then why friend shaped?
Worms are NOT friend shaped.
This had me weak !! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Worms are friends, not -food- medicine
😂 this sent me
medicine man is CRAZY
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I saw that mass effect edit buddy you are NOT slick, I love your videos dude
its at about 14:20 - 14:22 of the vid even slowing down to .25 was hard to see it for anybody who even reads this
i noticed that but what is it referring to?
@@WDemerson🤯
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite Chubbyemu video on the Citadel.
@@sharkguy27 he said "MASS effect" in the video
our biology teacher watched an extremely graphic documentary on internal parasites with us. One boy actually fainted, several of us became kinda sick… afterwards he went through the parasites and their life cycles with us, as well as their evolutionary development, and it helped me view the issue more scientifically. It also made me extremely vary of sketchy meat and poor hygiene that might cause an infection. Absolutely nasty
Yeah, medium rare burger? no way. I've sen how huge those things get in cows, that's just going to give you some lethal blockage. Plus they arte trying medium pork too. The meds to kill the tapeworm are the same I give my cats to deworm them.
I have read the book Parasite Rex - fascinating, if quesy-making.
@@TulilaSalomesounds like a good read
Did you tell the fainting kid that was a sign of brain parasites and he missed that part of the film because he fainted?
I am offended by this video. I was grossed out until I saw the happy cartoon faces on the tapeworms at which time I realized I had been trichinosised. : (
aw hell nahhh we're going back to the late 19th century with this one
Care for some leeches?
Giving coke to children to make them feel better, this poor woman
@@kabob0077i dont want kids
@@kabob0077 Sterile leeches are actually still used for some treatments interestingly enough
Tradwife gonna trad
ABSOLUTELY NOT. You’d not even pay me to do this! 😳🤢
I rather be fat tbh
I agree! Gallons of NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!
Some people are too desperate and being offered a magical solution is very attractive. You should always follow the most common rule "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is"
@@Numb_ offend who?
Right, I'm grossed out by the creatures that are supposed to live in and on us, I can't even imagine adding another
this video was on my home page and i randomly decided to watch it. now im permanently changed
Why do these people never just say: "Hello doctor, I did this and now I feel bad, what could be wrong?" Instead of letting the doctors find everything out themselves....
If it's illegal people may be afraid of legal repercussions so they hope there's a different explanation and their illegal activity can fly under the radar.
People may also feel shame that it might be something they inflicted upon themselves.
Wait, you want accountability from people that are so irresponsible they literally eat parasites instead of exercising and claim the problem is society bullying them ?
Is it a joke.
@nienke7713 its just plain stupidity, dunno whats she is afraid of when she has parasites inside her that is big enough to felt wriggling around. She should wouldn't be afraid of any legal repercussions at that point, since she could literally die.
1. Some people simply do not realize that A+B=C. They can´t figure out that say getting sick after eating something might be because they ate that specific something.
2. Some people are just ashamed of the obvious. Plenty of stories about people not admitting to sticking things up their butts until the X-Ray has been done. "My stomach hurts".... "Yea, it´s because you have a toy car up your butt." ...."Yea, about that"
3. Some people think they can avoid the obvious.
It reminds me of a joke:
A veterinarian comes to the therapist. They both sit in silence for a while.
T: So, what does seem to be the problem?
V: Oh, it's that easy here?!
It seems modern therapists also have it hard.
Poor woman needed a therapist, not tapeworms. At that level of desperation, wanting to lose weight is more of a psychological issue thaan anything else. And that's regardless of whether or not you're clinically overweight or obese
Nah she needs exercise
Nah, she needed a personal trainer
@@Sneedseednfeed Sympathy challenge *impossible*
People looking at a person with obvious psychological issues like, "But have you tried developing an eating disorder yet?"
@@eyesofthecervino3366 only you thought that
I used to be a muscular guy in my mid-20s, then I had testicular cancer and went through chemotherapy and lost it all. I tried to get back into shape but I couldn't gain muscle like I once did. A heart attack in a mini stroke followed, I'm just happy to wake up everyday ❤
All the best to you.😊
I wish you strength and all the best ❤
I wish a good upon thee.
May God give you strength always.
You're still here, you're a survivor. Be proud of that. 😊
I cant believe we have the treatment for this infection!!! Thats amazing that this poor girl recovered..
So someone pooped out those eggs, put them in a capsule and sold them to this person who ate that infected poo. Genius.
When she developed an adult worm in her intestine with proglottids she had to ingest meat with cysts of taenia saginata. Not eggs. Something is wrong with how this case is presented.
The cystercicosis in her brain on the other had to be developed by ingesting taenia solium eggs.
@@dk0306could there be cysts inside the pills she bought? Or would they have to be refrigerated in neat to stay viable?
@@RGBEAT I imagine they keep for a while, or the capsules were supposed to be refrigerated. Thing is, she could have just got cysts by looking for a steak with some.
It doesn't neccessarily have to be from poo, the tapeworm eggs can also be found in infected cow meat or something like that
@@RGBEAT The eggs are very resistant, but I don't know whether the cysts can survive that long and remain infectious if they are not stored in a piece of meat without refrigeration.
Hearing the words "a full recovery" from Chubbyemu always gives me a real feeling of relief. "A recovery" comes with a mixed bag of emotions: there's relief in the mix, but concern and other emotions dampen the relief. Thanks for your videos!
"At autopsy", on the other hand...
There’s a 0% chance anyone could fully believe this would end well.
You underestimate human deseperation and stupidity.
The most insane part about this is she went to the hospital and let them do tests without telling them she ate tapeworm eggs.
Fun fact. This is close to the condition that is shown in S1E1 of House MD. It is relatively easy to treat, but the damage that has been done won't just magically get erased. If you're unlucky you can get permanent brain damage in the form of... pretty much anything. From epilepsy to hypersexuality to blindness.
does this mean bonking hypersexuals actually works or might make it even worse?
This vexes me
Being a blind gooner sounds crazy
Is it Lupus?
We got Braille gooners before Gta 6 😭.@@justruinedyourday4864
Give this woman an Oscar, she definitely earned it.
😂😂😂
more like a darwin award
@@nathanpierce7681was gonna say just that!
@@Kerrikosnimmit what a kid
@@Ch4osWSP thanks for your comment and support and loyal devotion as a fan through the years love and light ❤️
Bro is so happy about upper body, but then leg day.. he just doesn't look thrilled 💀 8:22
Moral of the story: when taking tapeworms, make sure it's taenia saginata and not taenia solium, to avoid cysticercosis (I'm joking, don't do this)
Unfortunately the worms don't work as they should all the time.
The beef worms should not fully mature outside beef but they still will try - meaning they will biry into your gut and organs but should not be able to fully develop into the form that will infect other people if they eat you.
if your immune system does not work well enough they can actually mature enough to create at least some of the problems mentioned here.
Ah the old "You know if you're a cop you have to tell me" table turned on the worms.
For legal reasons, this is a joke 🤓👆🏽
@@jwhite5008 "if they eat you" 👀
You can never be 100% sure if the strand. That's why I take ivermectin every 2 months to kill of the worms in case they're not the right kind and are spreading out. After a week they're killed off and you can pop a few worm pills again and you're good for 2 months. Lost 60kg so far in 2 years.
This is why paying attention to history matters, she’d know the Victorians who ate “sanitized” tape worms to lose weight died horribly.
Then again. It may not have been taught in history, all I knew about them was lead makeup.
victorians were crazy tbf
@dbz9393 they mustve thought they knew everything but they really knew very little
It never hurt a country full of Indians...
That's really cool! I didn't know that people where interested in losing weight before the 1940's. I always thought that being overweight was a sign of wealth that only a few could boast about and because of that exclusivity it was seen as something attractive, but maybe it was seen differently for women. Anyways, the decision to not willingly eat tapeworm eggs should come from a place of common sense.
My ex father in law died because of this disease. He had cysts in his brain and it took years for the symptoms to show after which it took months for the doctors to realise what was going on. He got referred to a psychiatric before a neurologist. He died 3 months after being diagnosed, it was pretty much fucked up.
This is exactly the kind of horse s*** I'm dealing with right now. To mark my words they're going to find that I was right in this entire f****** time and they were wrong because of their arrogance and thinking that they don't f****** everything because they're f****** doctors with a stupid piece of paper that says they're smart when they're actually just arrogant little pricks. No disrespect to the author of this video cuz he does seem like a genuinely caring & compassionate doctor which is a rare exception I found these days. F****** pricks accepting You author of this video and one Dr Curtis Wood. I wouldn't give his medical world to find a cure to Dr arrogance Say account was millions of lives. The one profession that's the smuggest of them all MD.
Very sorry to hear that. Wish he had Dr Vhubby Emu, who probably would have figured something out much sooner to reverse the damage in time.
How scary, I have a friend who didn't know she ate under cooked pork at a taco stand. She suffered from headaches for years until she was diagnosed with the pork worm in her brain. They were able to remove it by surgery. She's doing great now.
What country are you in? What kind of medical care is available? Is that (worms) common in your country?
@@rm3141593 this doctor didn't figure anything out with this case. He read the papers and made a video about it
The seriousness of the narrator and the fun the editing has with chapter titles and single frame texts 😭😭 i love it
As someone who regularly travels to a third word country, tapeworms are one of the things that scare the absolute hell out of me. I mean the ABSOLUTE HELL. *shudders*
Bot flies too !
Going to other countries, ordering steaks that are cooked Rare or Medium Rare that's how. 😂
As someone who regularly travels to a first word country, tapeworms are one of the things that scare the absolute hell out of me. I mean the ABSOLUTE HELL. shudders
Tell me about it. I live in a developing
country my late grandpa got tapeworm
Understand he was illiterate and this
happened a century ago. However it
was a different species (echinococus)
that uses dogs as an intermediate
hosts. He lost a lung though
@@storkdeliverysstorkdeliver2846 uech, don't even talk about not flies 🤮
SS is a 22 year old male presenting to the emergency room in a panic. He had eaten day old Chinese leftovers for breakfast and was now convinced that his organs were shutting down. Doctors laughed at him, and told him that he had Hyperchubbyemuemia. Hyper meaning high, chubby emu referring to a popular medical UA-cam channel, and emia meaning presence in blood.
*High chubbyemu presence in blood*
...presence in his imagination
Fortunately there is no known cases of overdosing on Chubbyemu.
😂😂😂😂
A succulent Chinese meal
@@kingcosworth2643 ahhh I see you know your Judo well
If you are fat and trying to lose weight, doing extremely intensive exercises isn't the greatest idea.
We all have a limited amount of willpower, and by doing extreme diets or extreme exercise, you are burning that willpower. FAST.
If you want to lose weight, start slow. You are already heavier than the average person, so your body will naturally develop muscles by doing less than the others.
Instead of running, walk. Instead of doing an extreme diet, just cut off fast food and sodas. Those are good ways to begin.
Cutting off baked goods such as bread & cookies also help
A lot of folks view things in black or white, all or nothing. So they do a bunch that they shouldn’t when they feel up to it then rebound even harder when they can’t continue or don’t see immediate results.
One easy way to lose weight is to get smaller plates and bowls. People tend to fill whichever dish they use so you'll naturally eat less if you have smaller dishes. There's been studies that back this up. Dinner plates have gotten bigger and bigger over the years. I remember as a kid our regular dinner plates were small and we'd have big ones for special occasions. Now all dinner plates are gigantic. I use salad plates as my dinner plates.
oh boy this! I lost 50 pounds an finally made some headway cutting out sweets and snacks. it sucks somedays (and let yourself fail now and then) but small changes added up more than a crash diet
Don’t buy things that could ruin your diet, either. By just never having those things in your house, it makes it significantly harder to binge eat. I never have sweets or chocolate in my house for example (though I have never struggled with weight gain). The most important thing is to watch the calories and nutrition in the food you eat, its not as simple as cutting out fast food and stereotypically unhealthy foods.
A good way to help cope with this change in diet is pick up hobbies. You shouldn’t eat for the sake of eating when you get bored. Buy yourself a new game, book, etc and remind yourself thats in replacement of those unhealthy foods.
This is exactly why I despise these beauty magazines. They only brainwash people...
Right! Imagine someone thinking for themselves and not being fooled by airbrushed folks. Damn those magazines!
I remember being tempted to take these as a teen because I thought I was huge. Looking back at my photos, I can finally see how many years of bullying can warp the mind
😢 so sorry that happened to you
Sometimes it helps. I lost weight and was healthier from being bullied
The things I've heard my girlfriends say about this topic.. Are horrifying. The societal pressure combined with like pro-ana internet spaces.. really bad. Abusing laxatives is way more common than anyone knows, for example
@@dhaltonmiller1215 don't justify it. i know women whos growth was stunted. the whole "i need to be skinny" is a dangerous and damaging idea
Yeah ok fatty
I'm always surprised when these people get admitted for tests right away. The ER in my area would've just diagnosed her with a headache and sent her home with ibuprofen and instructions to follow up with her PCP.
When I started having serious heart problems, the ER kept sending me home saying I was just anxious.
It turned out to be a really serious arrhythmia and when I finally got put on a heart monitor, I was having Torsades de Pointes and a few other dangerous rhythms. Even then, the hospital didn't admit me for further testing, I had to slowly do it outpatient and during that time I had a heart attack. (that was just last month)
By the time I had all the testing done that I needed, my heart had a lot of damage that could have been prevented.
Well, when I went to the ER thinking I had a heart attack (it was heart burn), they immediately took my blood pressure, followed by an ECG, then a chest x-ray, and a blood test right after, before they decided to administer some antacids.
So I guess it really depends on where you live.
What shitty country is that?
@ijustrealllylikecats I'm so sorry that happened to you. That is infuriating! I had some cardiac issues several times and each visit to the ER made it worse - 12 hours with no food or water (no IV) etc. and then sent home being told to contact a cardiologist. Our health care system is really broken...
Your not alone. They are worthless in my opinion.
It is extremely important to retain a good primary care physician, or family doctor, who can manage your medical necessities and provide appropriate referrals.
My brain as it internalised each successive sentence fragment in this video title:
"A woman ate" - okay, yeah, classic chubbyemu
"Dark web bought" - oh dear god
"tapeworm eggs" - what in the actual
"to lose weight" - nononono
"this is what happened to her brain" - there is no life in the void, only death
lol Sauron tho
In the grim dark world of the future there is only death.
*eats tapeworms from dark web*
*dying*
*happily eats more tapeworms from dark web*
*dying*
*somehow survives*
“Living rent free” and “flapping and slapping around her cheeks” is on par for this audience, thanks 😂
As someone who once had an ED I always wanted to get a tapeworm to lose weight. Only now that I am recovered I realise how F-UP THAT IS?! crazy that people actually go to these extreme measures
Same. I was so jealous of the ladies in the 40s-60s that had so many dangerous ways to lose weight.
It's kinda funny how bizarre a person's thought process can get in extreme situations. Some years ago when i was using drugs heavily, was suicidal and the dipshit CPS doctors refused to give me working meds for my depression, i remember how extreme and bizarre my thoughts were regarding drug use. Won't get into much detail here since i frankly don't want to remember lol, but yeah. Seems to be a pretty universal thing regarldess of a person's particular issues, that they can come up with the weirdest fucking things and thought process like it's the most logical solution to whatever ails them.
What's an ED?
It's not Erectile Dysfunction >.
@@Albtraum_TDDC Yes, what’s ED in this context, please?
@@Cellottiaeating disorder
14:22 - Editor: this is my favorite Chubbyemu video on the Citadel.
Tyler Durden Mass Effect
Did you manage to see what was in that frame?
@@edoardoprevelato6577 Mass Effect, like the game. You can use the , and . keys on desktop to go one frame at a time.
@@edoardoprevelato6577 Shepard from mass effect
@@JustLunarr i had guessed from the comment but wanted to be sure
"And after that, she/he was brought to the emergency room, where we are right now.." Is so iconic
It's always a good day when Chubbyemu uploads.
some of the music lowk scary tho 😭
@ericlegend7131 forget the music, some of these stories are scary!! I'll give you that, though, the music can be a bit unsettling since sometimes it juxtaposes the situation
Makes my day!
I thought Ozempic was a stupid idea but clearly it is preferable to the dark web alternatives.
Whenever someone has a terrible idea there's always a competitor
At least it is a safer alternative..
why is it a terrible idea?
@henk-3098
Holy cannoli do some research lol
Short version is it is potentially attributed to muscular dystrophy and wasting
I've watched too many episodes of Monsters Inside Me to ever think any type of worm won't travel elsewhere in your body once they start multiplying.
Yes. You may not be a cow but the worm does not know that, and will infect you just fine - just not be able to grow to its intended mature form.
Same, my stomach churned this entire episode 🤢🤢
Lmao I watched it as a toddler and I don’t think I’ve slept well since
Same! I miss that show. I know there’s reruns but not new episodes
I'm only 20 but when I was about like 13 it used to come on and every time I would be so terrified and I would hide in somewhere or runaway when it came on and my family would laugh at me but I wasn't finding any of it funny 😂 now that I'm a little older I still have the biggest fears of parasites as I did back then but not of the show anymore, actually my fears of parasites made me learn more about them, even though I wish these nasty creatures didn't exist but that's life
8:22 notice how he is smiling when it's upper day and serious when it's lower day, this is what every gym goer reaction will be
Literally me rn watching this in the gym 😭
I love lower I don't know why people dislike it. You feel more burn on lower, more sweat,more pain. Love it.
“I think you should take a brain scan” “no that take too long and I don’t want to” “okay well I’m a doctor, but what do I know”
@@cristina8868 she did know more than the doctor.
she knew that she ate tameworm eggs and they doctor didnt.
Can't force people to get tests done or undergo treatment :( brain scan ought to have caught it a little earlier
"Sorry doc, I ate tapeworm eggs, so I doubt that I have enough brains to be worth scanning."
"Parasites, weight loss...brilliant!"
TE is not the most genius person but at least she got new friends... :P
If parasites truly helped with weight loss, I'd be unhealthily thin, being that I am a parasite myself.
It used to be sold in the US as a diet fad, in the 20s or 30s I think
You'd be surprised how stupid people can get when it comes to making themselves look better. Some intentionally lose blood for that pale vampire look, some intentionally take PEDs to get muscular and don't care even if their heart and veins thicker, some force themselves to vomit for weightloss but end up destroying their heart so on to infinity so worms doesnt surprise me since some literally surgically get their leg bones cut off and reattached to make them longer to get taller.
@@johannaweichsel3602 1920s and later, yes.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms go flap-flap-flap on your butt…
If you're lucky. Otherwise they go flap-flap in your brain.
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose, they eat the jelly in your skull
The worms crawl in. The worms crawl out. The worms play pinochle on your snout.
I SHOUTED NO AT THE PHONE
Slap dat az
4:38 bro was mewing😂
OMD
This weight loss method has been around longer than most. It has always terrified me. That humans brains can convince themselves of so many harmful things is sad.
A girl in my third grade class who lived on a hog farm passed a foot long segment of tapeworm. She started screaming. I looked in the toilet and recognized it immediately from my old health textbooks. A call to Mom resulted in her picking up her daughter and going right to the doctor. The entire family took the treatment.
Like that there's always the underrated PSA about telling the doctors what you did. Even if it's embarrassing, they have to know about it to treat it.
2:43 thats a filthy keyboard
It’s just dust
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1:34 Ok but what's with that pic of interlocked feet thrown in?? also i'm sure this video ruined sushi ginger for 99% of viewers 💀
i mean it lowkey made it better for me but i guess i am a bit too freaky
The wor memes on this one were also outlandishly well made
LITERALLY WHY WAS THAT THERE LMAOOO
"Morbid curiosity" (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
@@poi9311you and me both
"The magazines are mocking me, telling me to lose weight and eat tapeworms" man I hate when this happens too
Bob the destroyer hahahahahahaha!
“I hate dieting! I hate it so much! I hate this worm inside of me!” - Kelly Kapoor
"That wasn't a tapeworm."
-Creed Bratton (William Charles Schneider)
Haha good one! Exactly what I thought 😅
i think abt it every time i hear of diet tape worms
Here's a secret about self discipline. Lets say I eat healthy diet and okay. I go get a Dominoes pizza and eat the whole thing. I take 2 bottles of 8-13oz water into the bathroom and plastic trash bag. I drink half a bottle and assume different positions to throw up, into the bag. Then when i'm done purging and pour it into the toilet. I do this until an adequate amount of pizza is regurgitated and calories reduced. THIS is only in the case you make the mistake of a cheat meal and eat trash once week. Teaches you not to eat cheat meals because it cost money. All the time you wasted earning that junk food and cannot be refunded to you, just stop. Moral is just stop eating junk.
@@KhattaRapidus What you are describing is bulimia, not self-discipline.
Voluntarily buys and eats tapeworm eggs. Shits tapeworms. Panics. Like what
As evil as it is to sell tapeworms for "risk-free weight loss," at least the they were honest about what they were selling. Imagine what would've probably happened if they had branded it as just a "magical weight loss drug."
Plenty of people die taking DNP as just that. Buying unregulated medicines is a gamble, the thing with illegal street drugs is they try and not kill their addicts
Technically it was still mislabeled, though. There was only supposed to be one species in the bottle. This is why people shouldn’t take capsules unless they were made in a legal, highly regulated factory.
we getting brainworms with this one ‼️ 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
poor thing died of hungry
Oh good, then we can run for US President!😅
unexpected Futurama 😂
Nice avatar
"You feel the worm squirming in your skull, but then, you feel a strange sensation. Power courses through you... Authority."
If it was dark web Ozempic, I would have been like "desperate but ok". But seriously, tapeworms? Just why?🤮
very natural, some people dig that.
@@SuperTheTheresaThat's like saying throwing up is natural so it's okay lol. People are crazy.
@@SuperTheTheresa Ebola is natural lemme see you try it.
It actually works though, if the tapeworm dealer didnt give her extra parasite, she wouldve been kinda okay.
@@theflowerhead some people do throw up to lose weight.
"flapping and slapping her cheeks on the way out" 🤮
Wasn't there an Aqua Teen Hunger force episode about this where Carl bought diet bars filled with parasite eggs to do this exact thing? Only he didn't know they had eggs in them since he misread the label as "South Bronx Paradise" instead of "South Bronx Parasite"
Yes I just watch that eps a few days ago
'Ey, Fryman, I got dis real bad headache an' it, ahh... feels like my face is gonna explode.
omg yes i just posted same thing lmao 👏👏👏 Gang Gang
Yes, also there was a Futurama episode where fry ate a gas station bathroom vending machine egg salad sandwich and got worms that made him smart lol
Yes!! Great episode lol
I can't even imagine how it feels after doing something so unbelievably dumb out of desperation and then having to live constantly regretting that you did that and that it left you with permanent damage that you never had to sustain.
This is exactly the reason why health should always come first over aesthetics. I think of that woman who got the B12 injections and was infected with bacteria
This was in the ads in the 50s. Can't believe people are still doing it.
It's not even that, he mentioned the two species of tapeworms and how one didn't really harm her. Its the same situation as meth in wwii vs post iran contra, the same thing in their short name but very different in effect, legal and regulated but suspect vs illegal and random.
Ozempic is way worse.
Intestinal blockages causing food to rot in your gut meaning you need large amounts of your bowel removed.
Lots of us did it in the 1970's
@@amyhintz471And how many of you are still here to talk about it? 💀
@@sentienttapioca5409 Meth in the 70's was a different chemical produced using actual industrial chemicals by chemists, even the stuff made by cartels was the better version as the cia actually held back some of the customs that would have cut down their supply of good chemicals. It was only after the "war on drugs" that American production ceased and when the cartels finished overthrowing their governments the cia left and their supply was restricted. Since then most meth is made with whatever is to hand and none of it is safe.
Also, interestingly enough, crackheads actually prefer the new formulation as they think it's larger crystals is a sign of purity (tbf it probably is).
I could not deal with knowing theres dead worms in my brain.
I can't believe buying tapeworms off the dark web and ingesting them on purpose turned out to be a bad idea
Surprised Pikachu face 😮
Whodathunkit
Meanwhile the seller has been watching via laptop in delight
Right? If you can’t trust dark web pill pushers, who can you trust??
who would have thought so.
"Exercise and fitness are celebrations of being able to move." That's a jewel right there.
Until you can't move, you don't realize how true that is 😢
I’m bedbound and seeing people who *can* move live a sedentary lifestyle makes me feel… some type of way. 🥲
Hello 🤷♀️ Have u seen Oprah or Kelly Clarkson lately ❓
Wegovy / Ozempic works like magic 🪄
@@duran9664 Who in their right mind trusts either of those people?
@@GiraffeLoverJenyeah I have two slipped disk and I couldn't even hardly move my leg I needed help getting to the bathroom when I was in pain and having spasms
your deadpan delivery of the most outrageous sentences really makes these videos a fun time.
THeres an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Carl actually does this, eating power bars full of Parasites.
11:23 i finally found out why the swedish word for pregnant is "gravid"
Me, reading the title and knowing nothing about medical science: That sounds like a very bad idea.
Yeah, I don't even know enough about anatomy to name all the vertebrae, but I'm not stupid. Eating worms is bad.
It's a terrible idea.
Yes, most people don't like worms inside of them.
Low self worth is one heck of a drug.
"Slapping around her cheeks" brother 😭
😂😂😂😂😂
I was just served an ad for Australian Pork during this video! OOOPS! I guess UA-cam’s ad-serving algorithm needs some improvement! 😂😂
Lmaoooooooooo
I got an ad for some kind of weight loss granola bar. 💀
@@The1andonlyAbber aint no way they think granola bars help with weight loss ☠️
I got an ad for ozempic. 😭
Wait people still see ads? I've had those blocked for almost a decade.
I used to eat food that had been left out for awhile or was questionable; this channel has single handedly changed my eating habits for life 🎉😂❤
Didn't she die in the year old noodles video?
So nice of you to give the dead girl another chance.
It’s amazing how his actors come back to life just in time to do more stupid 💩
I need to join the emuverse to gain immortality
@@erinbeaud4556the drawback is that to keep your immortality, you have to die horribly every few months.
the uWu "feed me mommy" tapeworm was hilarious LOL
I never thought I would see something like that 😂
Definitely blersed
Me reading the title: NOOOOO 😱
Edit: 4:16 *eating more!* NNNNOOOOOOO 💀
oh hell no im never leaving youtube running as i sleep ever again cuz why did i get this video playing as i woke up