Who Can Make The Most CURSED Conlang? (AGAIN)
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- Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
- Due SEPTEMBER 15th:
Send me a VIDEO, either via a UA-cam video (public or unlisted), r/AgmaSchwa, or directly via email at nguhmail@gmail.com. If you send the file using Google Drive, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MANUALLY GIVEN ME ACCESS TO THE FILE.
Make a Cursed Conlang and Send me a video including:
- the name of the language
- a brief explanation of the grammar, morphology, writing system, etc, whatever is needed to explain what you've made
- a RECORDED translation of the Bee Movie intro text (I'll make it the pinned comment)
If the language involves ROCKS, is A POSTERIORI, or somehow BOTH, you'll be in the running for one of three honorable mentions.
Do NOT send me your video exclusively through Discord. Make sure it's also a valid UA-cam link or you've sent it to me via email.
Also, attach a preferred name and pronouns to your submission so we know what to call you when discussing your submission.
Have fun, and make the worst thing possible.
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The Required Translation:
“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”
May the odds ever be in your favor.
do we have to record ourselves speaking ðe language or can we just write it?
Are the submissions with the original ‘Appeal of Agma Schwa’ text still valid?
Would you ever do aaaa.....Creepy Conlang Crypt? A competition for the conlang that causes the fear, dread, etc. Just a thought
@AgmaSchwa will you extend the due date to till December?
The real trick: a posteriori, related to rocks, wins the contest, and is just French in funny nose and eyeglasses again.
I kinda wanna make ultra French a thing
Well, it ended up being Danish with rocks in your throat, so you weren't too far off
As the creator of Ëkopion, planning to create Ëkopion-2, I see this as an absolute win
Already? I feel like the last one JUST happened! Can't wait to see the entries!
Make the fallen Angel dialect
@@Jane_8319 I'm thinking of going down the a priori route, actually -- something that makes even Nuxalk look tame
Oh this should be fun. It's going to be hard to top the sheer power of "I didn't make a cursed conlang, I MADE A B L E S S E D O N E."
@@babelingua I am both intrigued and disturbed by the thought of a language that puts Nuxalk to shame
Oh man you have no idea whats in store for you mr. Schwa
I could see the evil wide grin through the screen as I read that
@@goofygrimoire :)
Agma is basically recruiting an army of cursed conlangers, and I love it.
we need to make a conlang that is spoken by making other conlangs
conlanglang
An Infinitely Recursive Conlang?
I can't give this comment a heart so here's one ❤
At this point, we should coin the term "Esoconlang" (Esoteric Constructed Language)
and shortly call it Esocon.
@@equilibrum999 that, and ECL too
good idea
I had this idea a year ago about how Squardwid's native language worked, now it's time to make it a reality
I'm torn between trying to seriously compete, and going for another honorable mention for insufficient cursedness :P
finally! CCC2! very excited to participate in this
Time to create "Shwuave"; the language of suave people everywhere, where everything harmonizes toward the schwa lol.
i watched that for the first time yesterday wtf there's gonna be a new one
this is cool! its a shame the due date was the 15th, i just found your channel and watching the first of this series gave me a lovely cursed conlang idea. ah well, i guess I'll just wait for a third cursed conlang circus.
Should have looked into this earlier. I already have an a posteriori conlang that involves rocks. All well, too late!
Oh no, this will consume my life
I started making my cursed language, Goofy Ahh language, long before I found out about CCC.
I guess I could get involved in this year’s circus possibly
I write a reddit series with cursed conlanging in it, and most of my conlangs are cursed anyhow since the day I first heard of Kay(f)bop(t)
I am honored to learn I have had such an influence.
holy damn I have GOT to participate, though I don't have any ideas... I've been thinking of a performed sign language that employs the use of the whole body (like you're dancing).
have an idea for a cursed conlang i want to make but ive never made a conlang
no better time to begin than now
I love the idea of an a posteriori cursedlang. It's a shame I've got so much on my plate rn so won't be able to this year, but even though it probably won't be a theme in subsequent years, I bet it has evergreen potential.
You'll be gasping for breath after saying hyper Canadian. Canada is not reel at least the one you know
Well got to much to translate into hyper Canadian, plus I don't fell like saying all of it
trying to decide if i want to participate this year...
Just get started, you can always quit if you don't enjoy it.
Ngl, it took this contest to finish my second language. Being only my second, that should make it cursed enough.
is there gonna be a 3rd CCC? if so i want in
"or you can make one of those AI language models of voices"
oh boy i can't wait to see the amount of submissions that have AI jschlatt presenting the conlangs
Oh, fiddlesticks! I wish I would've bee(n) recommended this when the contest started instead of 10 days after the deadline. Though, I suppose that gives me an entire year to prepare for the next one!
Yay thanks for making me want to make a conlang through this video! Though I started at the last day and I won't be able to submit.
But at least I have an interesting conlang that only uses two "words" that I hopefully won't abandon.
Ohohoho... I've been working on something for months... let's just say there are around 1,214,451,287,540,664,953,708,629,653,225,984 pronouns.
Perfect
each quark has its own pronoun (updated weekly to account for expansion of observable universe) and to refer to people you just have to combine all the pronouns
@@brightblackhole2442 Yeah, something like that.
Aw shet here we go again
I have a REALLY cursed idea for a conlang… (:
seeing all the submissions on my recommended page is hyping me up, i cant wait to watch the ranking!
This video is recommended to me ONE FUCKING DAY AFTER THE DUE DATE!!!!
Why algorithm...
😭
DAMN! I'm JUST seeing this TODAY! I DOUBT if I will be able to create something in the time that's left... but... I gotta try!
Yesss you can do it!
oh boy oh boy oh boy I’m so excited
Ok next year I’m participating, this seems too fun. I’ll be making one in the meantime just for the funsies
can u put a pokeon on your shelf just one please? :) love your videos!!!!
i just heard about this the night before it's due
next year!
I started making a very low effort a posteriori lang... and now I find out it's gonna be a theme
feeling like my project will loose the only thing that made it special
I hope for the third edition pretty soon!
I do have just the most stupid idea
i missed last year's event, so i'm not gonna miss this one :)
hell yes i have time to participate this time
can't wait for French 2
Missed the last one, so I’ll try participating this time
I'm too late for this year but I"ve got one in the books for next year. Good luck.
Let the madness continue!
When will the most cursed language contest video come out?
I won't have one this year, but I hope to make one next year provided there's a 3rd year.
I think I have a great idea for the "perfect trifactor"...
It is so unfortunate, that I have got this video recommended only today. I hope that this is not the last cursed conlang circus and I will have a chance to participate later (I've had some horrible ideas for a while now)
Same
Same
Same
I found this late, have never made a conlang before, and my ideas all suck. Is that going to stop me? No!
i already have a cursed conlang from a while back that has a single word for the entire bee movie script (not just the opening part), would that be cheating to just have that?
lol, for that exact scenario I'm not sure, haha. I'd say it's a cop-out but it wouldn't be "cheating"
@@AgmaSchwa a
yooo, the ccc2 :)
The clitics will kill somebody online, i will say that /lh /pos
Dang it! I guess I’ll have to save *SPIDER!!!* for next year…
Get ready for pain.
Noo!!! I can make my epic legendry slur-lang!! :(((
Jokes asides, this will be fun, it gonna *rock!*
Oh no. Found this one too late. I guess, that gives me more time for next year...
its too bad i only just heard about this
i once made a conlang spoken by the insects in my backyard who view rocks as their planets the way humans view the earth as theirs
and the rocks in the garden was their analogue to the solar system
"aliens" (aka the dog, the cat, and yard mice) were invaders from other dimensions who plagued their system and needed to be expelled by any means necessary (my dog once got fleas this way)
they'd even have "interstellar" wars with each other
it totally would have worked for this
ah well maybe next time
Did someone say Kitchen Sink Language?
No, but I'm making one anyway!
FORRIKAN WILL STRIKE ON THIS
You know what this makes me kinda wanna like study like linguistics and stuff purely so I can apply it to make a very cursed and weird Swiftie conlang. I know nothing about it whatsoever. But I have this idea, about like, your pronouns being decided by what TS albums you like. Each album has a single gender for example, one who enjoys the album folklore could be called a cardigan/cardigan's. But it's meant so you can mix and match whatever albums you like so a Swiftie-speaker could easily be referred to as:cardigansummernewyorkwillow/cardigansummernewyorkwillow's translating to a folklore/lover/1989/evermore enjoyer. This will help Swifties deterime what "breed" of swiftie you are. That's it tho.
Clong without racisme?
Damn as a patriot this is how I got into this hobby
'merica is dooméd.
Anyways jokes aside I am going to attempt to include rocks and clong based on real language while be cursed sounds like a fun challenge.
Are you prepared for 4-D space cuttlefish?
it's all fun and games until someone makes sugondese
Ive been planning this all year
No matter what Cursed Conlangs are created for this, There is no way it's going to beat Seraphim.
So, did Goptjaam beat Seraphim to you?
@@davilimalol4612 shi* I didn't realize that he released it.
@@twilighttricksterXXI I only realized about a week ago, so nbd lol, just mind it's literally 25 hours of cursed shit lmao, I only watched some of it lol
@@davilimalol4612 haven't watched all of it but did see Goptjaam. That is ridiculously cursed and annoying to use (if you're actually masochistic enough to use it) . Even though it is a bit more cursed than Seraphim it can still be used by humans (assuming you don't mess up the pronunciation & have the nessesary encrypter and decryter) so Seraphim is still more cursed in my opinion.
Oh yeeee, now I try myself. I think most of people will make an a posteriori language for rocks....... Why I shouldn't??
IT'S ON!!!!
hyped.
I got like 30 days, gotta get to work
Hi, is that challenge still going? If so i want to cooperate with someone, i have already established symbols and writing system, but i didn't create a synthetic language to it. If someone want to collaborate, please write back
when is the results gonna come out?
Hello :)
hey ŋə i sent u my cursed conlaŋ today idk if u can put it in but pls try to
i saw this today nooo im so late... hope i finish
I [ə] you
Can I submit two langs? I have two mutually exclusive ideas and cannot decide between them.
Well it's too late for this year, but for next time: One per person, though a couple people are assistants in somebody else's lang, thus technically showing up twice.
damn i just found out about this
SUBMITTED YESSS
What's the song playing throughout the video?
challenge accepted
Mine is gonna rock...(It will suck)
Oh man. Lesson: dont mail cash.
Maybe send digital gift cards?
Oh boy
2 Cursed 2 Conlang
…oh no, I have so many ideas already
agma schwa (ŋə),if we have any sus words in the word list of our conlang's file,will you still accept it?
and what's the minimum words required
Hi
Omg, I didn't find out that this existed until after the due date, see ya next year ig.
wow
Till what time 15 September is the final deadline?
The last moment where it's September 15th anywhere on Earth, lol
@@AgmaSchwa it will always be September 15th in my heart
My honest reaction: 🙂😀😈
Ña pœu akky ån
How long should the video be?
As long as it takes to explain what needs to be explained, haha
@@AgmaSchwa Alright, so no upper limit? That’s gonna be interesting.
@@averynhiell Make it a 5-hour MasterClass
8:35 why use a PO box? just use your own actual real life adress like a sane person
I don't know where he lives but in much of the Outback, the public postal service won't deliver to a physical address. Instead, they offer us very cheap PO boxes.
@@LearnRunes The swedish postal system is better. Ulike swedish accents when speaking other languages, those are horrible and austrailian german and even welsh ones are much better
vixexsvio WILL WIN (mwahahaha)
Yeah, it was pretty weird last year when you didn't exclude the racist language, and censored it only after several seconds, letting the audience know what you were censoring
English
Japanese
Schvaa'uri
me when i shove english through a radioactive blender