Can You Live Entirely Off of Evangelion Merchandise?

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  • @RedBardIsCool
    @RedBardIsCool  5 років тому +19358

    Re: Evangelion condoms????
    I looked *VERY* hard for official Eva condoms, but to my vast disappointment, couldn't find any. I think it's the one product Evangelion hasn't expanded its vast merchandising empire to. If you can find em tho (remember: they gotta be officially licensed!) by all means lmk.

    • @golfopollo179
      @golfopollo179 5 років тому +3623

      If there arent condoms ,shinji runs the risk of die of aids or something

    • @ryful_z3
      @ryful_z3 5 років тому +3668

      They wouldn’t be condoms, they’d be at fields

    • @tidalgrunt6549
      @tidalgrunt6549 5 років тому +1889

      YOU WERE RIGHT.
      _I WASN'T READY FOR THE BOWLING PINS._

    • @nonsensicalabyss
      @nonsensicalabyss 5 років тому +403

      I was about to ask whether this is a thing as well hahaa

    • @hogandonahue9598
      @hogandonahue9598 5 років тому +888

      They have fist of the north star and gundam condoms that's honestly shocking

  • @stevelandmartin-khan2430
    @stevelandmartin-khan2430 4 роки тому +3098

    You KNOW that there’s a weeb out there who lives like this.

    • @VampyxX15
      @VampyxX15 4 роки тому +97

      Don't expose us!

    • @Paycheck777
      @Paycheck777 4 роки тому +163

      He about to pull up with the bowling pin “mascot” suit.

    • @Salem-1610
      @Salem-1610 4 роки тому +20

      That would be me.

    • @Paycheck777
      @Paycheck777 4 роки тому +2

      Revan 007 WHY?!

    • @CalebMorea
      @CalebMorea 4 роки тому +35

      Obi wan voice “well of course I know him he’s me”

  • @jomon324
    @jomon324 4 роки тому +17553

    The Eva characters are happier in the advertisements than they ever are in the official canon. I’ll just leave that here.

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 роки тому +483

      They know they are making and that is what matters.

    • @alex_abadi42
      @alex_abadi42 3 роки тому +183

      @Martín Morales it's not even a genuine smile

    • @Eltipoquevisteayer
      @Eltipoquevisteayer 3 роки тому +24

      @Wth happened to my name would make a Lot of Sense actually

    • @InShane162
      @InShane162 3 роки тому +95

      Kaworu is alive but Toji doesn't exist
      Equivalent exchange

    • @plaguedoktor3563
      @plaguedoktor3563 3 роки тому +93

      @Martín Morales she sure smiled a lot at the end of End Of Evangelion

  • @spyderbyteww08
    @spyderbyteww08 8 місяців тому +271

    Asuka in advertising: 😃 Asuka in the anime: 💀⚰️🏥

    • @rakusheru
      @rakusheru 3 місяці тому +36

      Shinji in the anime: 🥛🥛🖐️

    • @Ultraconix
      @Ultraconix 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@rakusheruWHAT THE FU-

    • @del7036
      @del7036 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@rakusheruok we gotta stop this

    • @gyropizzamozzarella1012
      @gyropizzamozzarella1012 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@rakusheru That's not anime that's something start with the letter H. 💀

    • @Avgpsycho
      @Avgpsycho 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rakusheru💀cranking the Soulja boy i see

  • @spicyair710
    @spicyair710 Рік тому +908

    I’m currently visiting family in Japan and I could not escape Evangelion. I didn’t know what it was at first, but then there was the merchandise everywhere. I went to visit some family outside of Tokyo in the mountains where I saw a restaurant covered in Evangelion posters and statues. I was in Shibuya where a van drove by blasting the intro music advertising an Evangelion expo. I took a fucking bullet train to Kyoto where I saw a massive Eva-1 statues from the window. I’m going fucking crazy.

    • @stinkodoronion
      @stinkodoronion Рік тому +65

      that's just insane
      like-
      holy shit, I didn't think NGE was THAT popular

    • @drx737
      @drx737 Рік тому +94

      you (cannot) escape

    • @BlondeInACoffin-sx4je
      @BlondeInACoffin-sx4je Рік тому +64

      @@drx737 You can run, but you can ( not ) hide.

    • @joemamacaprisun
      @joemamacaprisun 11 місяців тому +17

      how i aspire to be you

  • @paddle_my_mad_laddle
    @paddle_my_mad_laddle 4 роки тому +6090

    Evangelion is a prime example of how to turn *depression* into *cash*

    • @vgman94
      @vgman94 4 роки тому +102

      Mad Lad Along with Tokyo Ghoul and POSSIBLY NieR Automata. Idk what Yoko Taro’s state of mind was when he wrote that story.

    • @united_games
      @united_games 4 роки тому +15

      vgman94 tokyo ghoul didnt make me depressed but since i watched the series and the end of evangelion a few days ago, im more depressed than before

    • @onyxv.o.4830
      @onyxv.o.4830 4 роки тому +60

      @@vgman94 Yoko Taro's state of mind is a constant "I wonder how I can give the people who buy my media permanent depression."

    • @honokakazuno
      @honokakazuno 4 роки тому +28

      @@vgman94 NieR Automata was like Evangelion. Absolutely perfect.

    • @tsumikiayato1560
      @tsumikiayato1560 4 роки тому +12

      You know what they say: “If you’re good at something, never do it for free”
      Now how to sell depression?

  • @marias9974
    @marias9974 5 років тому +3042

    a truly evangelion branded electric car should require a power cord to run and only have five minutes of battery

    • @salmanmahyuddin8384
      @salmanmahyuddin8384 4 роки тому +215

      nah, Unit-01's got it's new S2 Engine so everything's fine

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 4 роки тому +115

      @@salmanmahyuddin8384 just don't suffer an accident on it or we're all fucked

    • @CM-dx6xu
      @CM-dx6xu 4 роки тому +11

      @@salmanmahyuddin8384
      Then the electric car should never run out of fuel

    • @spottedtime
      @spottedtime 4 роки тому +6

      Maria Schleh that would be one very long cord, considering I don’t think the Evas even had few miles long cord in the show.

    • @EnDeRBeaT
      @EnDeRBeaT 4 роки тому +69

      Oh no! This car goes berserk. It's a motorcycle now!

  • @m4n0fsteel23
    @m4n0fsteel23 Рік тому +143

    If I had a dollar for every time Red Bard said "Evangelion" or "Eva" I would have enough money to buy some Officially Licensed Evangelion Merch.

  • @Darachu
    @Darachu Рік тому +302

    I feel like we should be congratulating Shinji for finally proposing to Kaworu in his favourite eva themed bowling pin shaped outfit.

    • @Handlewriting
      @Handlewriting 10 місяців тому +20

      "Congratulations"

    • @fishsie
      @fishsie 7 місяців тому +1

      I don’t know know

    • @lanthan598
      @lanthan598 7 місяців тому +10

      Congratulations!

  • @Machinegundon64
    @Machinegundon64 5 років тому +11494

    I was just waiting to hear them getting married in an official Evangelion church.

    • @kingdomkey63
      @kingdomkey63 5 років тому +502

      I'm pretty sure there is evonne Gillian marriage certificates

    • @hippiedave1362
      @hippiedave1362 5 років тому +627

      Evangelion religion. Asuka died for our sins.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 5 років тому +463

      The priest asking if they’re worthy of each other’s grace as the audience sobs

    • @cannibalisticrequiem
      @cannibalisticrequiem 5 років тому +271

      In their official Eva tuxes, with their Eva reception afterwards.

    • @MixMasterLar
      @MixMasterLar 5 років тому +40

      @@kingdomkey63 please be wrong about that. Please.

  • @totally5694
    @totally5694 5 років тому +5491

    so evangelion is TRULY a franchise where you can say "it's not a fandom, it's a lifestyle" lmaoo

    • @makeshift307
      @makeshift307 5 років тому +141

      ToTally
      You dont choose it, it chooses you....

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 4 роки тому +123

      Its not a lifestyle its a religion

    • @makeshift307
      @makeshift307 4 роки тому +32

      @@yourbrainonegg159:
      it's like the gosple from re:zero!
      also i was an atheist before i saw
      "god himself replied"
      then i saw it was on an evangelion video, coincidence!
      i think not!

    • @chuydhm3334
      @chuydhm3334 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @zeno1099
      @zeno1099 4 роки тому +5

      @@yourbrainonegg159 we do have angels so maybe

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 2 роки тому +410

    Alright, next question:
    Can you live entirely off of Garfield merchandise?

  • @robloxusertartagliakin7177
    @robloxusertartagliakin7177 8 місяців тому +43

    i was a little worried that shinjis partner wouldnt share the same enthusiasm abt evangelion merch but when he pulled up in the entire fucking outfit my heart was soothed

  • @jamiedoesstuff5871
    @jamiedoesstuff5871 5 років тому +4257

    I know this is showing off how much merchandise Neon Genesis Evangelion has, but this feels more like a window into to the worlds most obsessed fanboy.

    • @idoldigikyryn1253
      @idoldigikyryn1253 5 років тому +6

      Jamie Does Stuff Fanboys!

    • @fullmetalmiscreant3449
      @fullmetalmiscreant3449 5 років тому +67

      My name isn’t Shinji.

    • @burritowyrm6530
      @burritowyrm6530 5 років тому +28

      Jamie Does Stuff
      talk about an hour-long photo

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 5 років тому +30

      @Nill Null I mean, I am sure he gets enough free samples of most of eva themed merchandise to pull this off

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 5 років тому

      Clearly they’re not obsessed enough.

  • @lucasofthestars
    @lucasofthestars 3 роки тому +2450

    “Man cannot live by Eva alone”
    So that was a fucking lie

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 3 роки тому +93

    I feel like Hideaki Anno would probably feel very sorry for this guy

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib 2 роки тому +158

    I like the fact that you decided to stay neutral in the Rei vs Asuka war and just went with Kaoru

    • @martinreid2352
      @martinreid2352 2 місяці тому +1

      Until the last 30 seconds, that is lmao

  • @siegward00010
    @siegward00010 4 роки тому +13297

    It’s ironic how an anti-escapism anime turned out to be the subject of a lot of people’s escapism

    • @lemonbread8019
      @lemonbread8019 3 роки тому +413

      @Eru Clusivus
      Step 1: Read book
      Step 2: Read more book
      Step 3: ???
      Step 4: No profit!

    • @dejja7376
      @dejja7376 3 роки тому +52

      majimaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 3 роки тому +586

      They mass produced Che's face on a t-shirt. Capitalism has no morality just supply and demand.

    • @zilaalapsablue7228
      @zilaalapsablue7228 3 роки тому +18

      Well said

    • @grey8478
      @grey8478 3 роки тому +224

      and then rebirth sarcastically gave the fans what they wanted

  • @joshmosh4190
    @joshmosh4190 5 років тому +5222

    There's no way this is possib-
    "Shinji wakes up in his Evangelion apartment."
    OKAY, THEN

    • @Kewl_Kabewm
      @Kewl_Kabewm 5 років тому +183

      Yep that's where she got me too.

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 4 роки тому +195

      He makes his daily commute on the evangelion traim

    • @lucca6153
      @lucca6153 4 роки тому +125

      It's an unfamiliar ceiling

    • @bobdole6345
      @bobdole6345 4 роки тому +25

      ...Bob Dole missed that there is an offically licened Eva appartment.

    • @deathby1kslimes945
      @deathby1kslimes945 3 роки тому +15

      And looks at the officially branded Eva ceiling

  • @penscrap
    @penscrap 2 роки тому +47

    "Let's give Shinji an office job"
    Looks like Anno had the same idea

  • @zephilandevol
    @zephilandevol 2 роки тому +34

    9:00
    Get in the bowling pin, Shinji

  • @samjames6714
    @samjames6714 4 роки тому +8502

    I only digest food with my officially licensed Evangelion™️ Kaworu-themed stomach and intestines

    • @lilpilatesvevo4493
      @lilpilatesvevo4493 3 роки тому +165

      you mean with your Unit-02 intestines?

    • @mrmonsterhunter808
      @mrmonsterhunter808 3 роки тому +218

      Blasphemy. The only thing allowed to be up in kaworu’s guts is shinji’s spear of Longinus

    • @two67gh
      @two67gh 3 роки тому +36

      I use the eva-005 heart and the eva-001 lungs and eva-002 stomach organs pack.

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 3 роки тому +49

      I could only afford the mass production eva organs..
      They
      They laugh at me at night

    • @thebigbrainedalien9763
      @thebigbrainedalien9763 3 роки тому +17

      You gonna have some fanta with that?

  • @laurenh8866
    @laurenh8866 3 роки тому +8388

    If only Fanta collaborated with Evangelion so we could drink LCL 😭

    • @Jovanoc
      @Jovanoc 3 роки тому +1003

      I love drinking humanity

    • @johncruelty1
      @johncruelty1 3 роки тому +206

      @@Jovanoc r/cursedcomments

    • @calippo4202
      @calippo4202 3 роки тому +251

      @@Jovanoc humanity restored ~

    • @thatguy6104
      @thatguy6104 3 роки тому +160

      forbidden estus flask

    • @erenjager4236
      @erenjager4236 3 роки тому +101

      Mmmm yes the blood of lilith

  • @ramonabdiel10
    @ramonabdiel10 3 роки тому +31

    7:58 My mind went places and I thought she was gonna say Evangelion condoms for a second there

    • @enderdude7777
      @enderdude7777 3 місяці тому +7

      They do exist, with a.t shield branding.

  • @notthatgreat1316
    @notthatgreat1316 11 місяців тому +11

    It’s just so surprising how stupidly popular it is. The Spear of Longinus was almost sent to the ACTUAL FUCKING MOON but the funding fell a little short. Utterly insane

  • @reasons4ukulele128
    @reasons4ukulele128 3 роки тому +8144

    everybody gangsta til Shinji walks in with the eva yeezies

  • @humha7613
    @humha7613 3 роки тому +6638

    I swear, that image of Shinji's dad smiling after shave is the most cursed thing i've seen today

    • @gentaillahi6153
      @gentaillahi6153 3 роки тому +57

      So that's why he always being cold and jerk all the time

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 3 роки тому +613

      @@gentaillahi6153 Man abandoned his child and enacted an apocalyptic prophecy only because he needed a good shave!

    • @ManuJM-gw3je
      @ManuJM-gw3je 3 роки тому +349

      All of his evilness was stored in the beard

    • @erenjager4236
      @erenjager4236 3 роки тому +93

      @@ManuJM-gw3je because it was a neckbeard

    • @mirkohoble
      @mirkohoble 2 роки тому +148

      And Rei fucking blushing at him... what the fuck...

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 2 роки тому +12

    Netflix: There’s no gay subtext in Evangelion, guys.
    Official Merchandise Rings: *. . . are you sure about that*

  • @memesaremylifeline6723
    @memesaremylifeline6723 Рік тому +18

    I can't believe they didn't go on a camping trip with their evangelion tent where they would sleep in their evangelion sleeping bags after a long fun day of fishing with their evangelion lures and eating their evangelion emergency rations

    • @Couch_Banana
      @Couch_Banana 4 місяці тому

      I like that you specified that they only ate the rations and not the fish, since they're not Eva branded.

  • @terrancebogard3840
    @terrancebogard3840 4 роки тому +4836

    So this is just the equivalent of star wars merchandising in America.

    • @ordinarytree4678
      @ordinarytree4678 4 роки тому +188

      Yup, you got it.

    • @frakkaql1357
      @frakkaql1357 4 роки тому +64

      Yeah pretty much

    • @MiuIruma
      @MiuIruma 4 роки тому +20

      Yep

    • @mireya0269
      @mireya0269 4 роки тому +138

      Yup, but Star Wars at least have sense, seeing the vision of George Lucas.
      In Evangelion... doesn't have any sense.

    • @biggangsta1421
      @biggangsta1421 4 роки тому +23

      Asriel Dreemurr The Dark Knight yes it does you just have to watch every 50 minute video you can find and try to piece it together yourself!

  • @LiPolygon
    @LiPolygon 3 роки тому +4229

    I think the funniest part of this is you go into great depth about the Eva bowling attire yet you brush past the Eva apartment like its nothing

    • @adrianoarne-ritz249
      @adrianoarne-ritz249 2 роки тому +282

      Making your apartment EVA-themed is not really that hard. Just stick some NERV posters, "Keep Out" and "WARNING" wall stickers, and paint the Systema Sephiroticum on your ceiling with glow-in-the-dark paint. I wanna know more about that EVA train

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 2 роки тому +254

      @@adrianoarne-ritz249 the eva train is driven using a entry plug type system. The train closed down after the conductors all got ptsd

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 2 роки тому +21

      And tbe Eva bullet train

    • @techyturtle3404
      @techyturtle3404 2 роки тому +17

      @@adrianoarne-ritz249 yeah, but like, according to the rules its official merch. Why would they do it

    • @user-tg2li5ll2e
      @user-tg2li5ll2e 2 роки тому +37

      @@chistinelane There actually is (or was) an entry plug on the train that you can play a video game whilst sitting in it and pose for photos.

  • @liamcoull6575
    @liamcoull6575 2 роки тому +10

    I was fully prepared for evangelion condoms when she said take things to the next level

  • @jugemujugemugokounosurinantoka
    @jugemujugemugokounosurinantoka 2 місяці тому +10

    2:04 How accurately proportionate and curvy those headless Evangelion water bottles are gonna haunt me in my Evangelion nightmares 🙃

  • @fizzie6902
    @fizzie6902 3 роки тому +3383

    "Evangelion cologne."
    Mmm smells like depression and anti-social personality disorder

    • @chez_fries1015
      @chez_fries1015 3 роки тому +109

      And also hedgehog dilemma and anti escapism.

    • @phillipszypulski7883
      @phillipszypulski7883 3 роки тому +78

      fizzie Eva cologne is just bottled shinji tears

    • @andreasts8410
      @andreasts8410 3 роки тому +18

      @@chez_fries1015 a cologne with hedgehog scent would be fitting.

    • @hirohito40k14
      @hirohito40k14 3 роки тому +17

      anti social personality disorder encompasses psychopathy and sociopathy wdym

    • @splatonika5276
      @splatonika5276 3 роки тому +32

      "Smells like blood"

  • @s7010
    @s7010 4 роки тому +3354

    It’s seems they’ve released everything except the damn series on DVD

    • @davidmcguire6043
      @davidmcguire6043 4 роки тому +80

      There've been several different full series DVD releases.

    • @rjsimons8970
      @rjsimons8970 4 роки тому +18

      Actually they did saw them on google

    • @LittleJerryFan92
      @LittleJerryFan92 4 роки тому +100

      There are several DVDs split into parts and fully complete. The only downfall is they’re very expensive

    • @deadpeach07
      @deadpeach07 4 роки тому +24

      It's on Netflix now maybe
      Kissanime work just fine

    • @dhc612
      @dhc612 4 роки тому +16

      @@deadpeach07 The Netflix version is absolutely disgusting. You can find many reasons in many, MANY UA-cam videos.

  • @Bigcheese407
    @Bigcheese407 8 місяців тому +17

    I kept a tally throughout the whole video and she said “Evangelion” and “Eva” a combined total of 79 times

  • @BloodMoonFT
    @BloodMoonFT 3 роки тому +82

    I just finished binging Evangelion, Neon Genesis and the End of Evangelion. I need antidepressants

    • @adrianoarne-ritz249
      @adrianoarne-ritz249 2 роки тому +19

      Me too. EVA-branded, of course!

    • @Undydamon
      @Undydamon 2 роки тому

      Saame

    • @lonk_skonk
      @lonk_skonk 2 роки тому +1

      Evangelion Rebuild was a pretty good antidepressant for me after watching the originals

    • @A7XFan800
      @A7XFan800 2 роки тому +2

      "Shinji Ikari Raising Project" manga. For some cursed smiling Gendo.
      Because Yui is alive

    • @kingwolf9447
      @kingwolf9447 Рік тому

      The irony is how different the tone of the original series and movies are, to the products displayed

  • @balrogdahomie
    @balrogdahomie 5 років тому +987

    I can’t think of a bigger mismatch between the tone of marketing and tone of the show than EVA

    • @Davies46
      @Davies46 5 років тому +132

      The idea of having merch branded with Rei and Asuka is amazingly ironic.

    • @ahania333
      @ahania333 5 років тому +102

      Rei: "I'm not your doll!"
      *can literally buy dozens of different dolls and figures of her*

    • @thomasffrench3639
      @thomasffrench3639 Рік тому

      So you haven’t seen many mecha shows?

    • @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr
      @kumatorahaltmanndreemurr Рік тому +14

      Hunger Games would be a close second. “Hey, you know that book about a dystopian ultra-capitalist regime oppressing the common people? Here’s a tie-in subway meal!”

    • @kingwolf9447
      @kingwolf9447 Рік тому +1

      @@Davies46
      Especially Rei

  • @secondblackjack1051
    @secondblackjack1051 4 роки тому +2709

    Rule 34-B of the internet:
    If something exists, there's an Evangelion version of it.

    • @thatdude2508
      @thatdude2508 4 роки тому +87

      Minus condoms

    • @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579
      @luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 4 роки тому +43

      Eva Conspiracy Theories?

    • @secondblackjack1051
      @secondblackjack1051 4 роки тому +134

      @@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 The Second Impact was an inside job!
      _wait a minute_

    • @jirosomer1204
      @jirosomer1204 4 роки тому +16

      @@luisalbertoarenasaraya4579 Rei is dead man, miss her, miss her

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 4 роки тому +35

      @@thatdude2508 that's entirely useless considering the only use of one would be on a person willing to buy Evangelion condoms, who is better known as a hyper-ultra-mega-turbo-virgin

  • @scoutmout9330
    @scoutmout9330 Рік тому +11

    Imagine killing someone after pulling out your gun from your official Evangelion holster

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 2 роки тому +63

    I dunno why the contrast between EVA's subject matter and the merchandise makes me laugh so much, but it brings me so much joy.

  • @sumirunihon
    @sumirunihon 4 роки тому +933

    4:33 no, you don't just say ''evangelion train" and then move on

    • @Jacob_of_Rivia
      @Jacob_of_Rivia 4 роки тому +186

      Shinji get off the train

    • @smugmelon8545
      @smugmelon8545 3 роки тому +10

      @Why Am I Still Here no

    • @ivaneyherabide3204
      @ivaneyherabide3204 3 роки тому +71

      The train was sadly discontinued and now it's in a museum of sorts I don't really know, oh and btw that's technically cannon so after third impact Shinji created a reality where he drove a train and fought angels and stuff

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 3 роки тому +17

      @@ivaneyherabide3204 pardon
      P A R D O N?

    • @rice_and_potatoes
      @rice_and_potatoes 3 роки тому +8

      @@ivaneyherabide3204 wait wut

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 5 років тому +1055

    Shinji: "I don't know, I just REALLY like evangelion."

    • @s.k.5845
      @s.k.5845 5 років тому +37

      "and have shit tones of money"

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 років тому +18

      @@s.k.5845 "and I'm gay"

    • @TheSniperFox
      @TheSniperFox 4 роки тому +6

      Slimeustas
      - Official JK Rowling quote

  • @squawk-box
    @squawk-box 2 роки тому +18

    4:03 EVA-rything

  • @mikothem
    @mikothem 2 роки тому +14

    the ray of sunshine behind a smiling shinji is unironically so wholesome wtf

  • @Nightboomfer
    @Nightboomfer 4 роки тому +3021

    So I think we’ve also answered the question of how NERV keeps operating with its multi trillion dollar budget

    • @insertusernamehere8125
      @insertusernamehere8125 3 роки тому +14

      Baron Blight yes

    • @din0696
      @din0696 3 роки тому +187

      Just slap the colours purple and green on literally anything you can think of and call it a day

    • @Felix-wq2ec
      @Felix-wq2ec 3 роки тому +50

      Interdimensional merchandise campaigns?

    • @caesar2854
      @caesar2854 3 роки тому +28

      Even in the show Nerv seems to have merchandise

    • @randomcarbonaccumulation6478
      @randomcarbonaccumulation6478 3 роки тому +74

      In-Universe, this might actually be a really good marketing campaign. You know how they sell millions of products with a celebrity's face or branding on it? That, but with the literal defenders of humanity who are constantly on the news fighting things in cool robot suits.

  • @user-tn4ik2pi3r
    @user-tn4ik2pi3r 5 років тому +608

    i was waiting for shinji to bust out the official evangelion condoms after that date

    • @CoolBird420
      @CoolBird420 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @tempest6027
      @tempest6027 4 роки тому +7

      According to the pinned comment that's the one thing they *don't* have

    • @ShinerCCC
      @ShinerCCC 4 роки тому +9

      Or perhaps a Rei or Asuka themed onahole to perch between his thighs

  • @kairad0073
    @kairad0073 2 роки тому +11

    I haven’t been to Japan but based on how stuff is advertised there it feels like a fever dream

  • @drippedoutmonkey
    @drippedoutmonkey Рік тому +10

    We all had a double take when we saw tweezers shaped like the Spear of Longinus didn't we?

  • @TheSeabornGaming
    @TheSeabornGaming 5 років тому +313

    Imagine getting mugged by someone with an EVA holster

  • @inakie7756
    @inakie7756 3 роки тому +1427

    Seeing Rei smiling in a lot of these was the scariest thing

    • @charisma7268
      @charisma7268 3 роки тому +143

      And gendo

    • @gabbyn.3049
      @gabbyn.3049 Рік тому +103

      @@charisma7268 ESPECIALLY Gendo.

    • @PabloCeldran
      @PabloCeldran Рік тому +1

      aupa atheletic

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 Рік тому

      300th like

    • @tykamen5588
      @tykamen5588 Рік тому +28

      @@gabbyn.3049 unlike Rei I haven't seen that man smile at least once nor do I think he have the ability to smile

  • @user-jp5dx8qp5g
    @user-jp5dx8qp5g 7 місяців тому +7

    Joey brought me here

    • @phosphorus1087
      @phosphorus1087 7 місяців тому

      Which one?

    • @user-jp5dx8qp5g
      @user-jp5dx8qp5g 7 місяців тому +1

      @@phosphorus1087 the anime man- he did an Evangelion video

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake 2 роки тому +10

    Hopefully I find somebody to be the Kaworu to my Shinji and live happily in an endless sea of Evangelion, starting a Eva Family.

  • @peterbrooke7146
    @peterbrooke7146 5 років тому +2703

    Im absolutely positive there is a man out there exactly like this

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 5 років тому +173

      *Or Woman (no attack helicopters allowed!)

    • @MinecraftPony155
      @MinecraftPony155 5 років тому +26

      Davido-kun from "Davido-kun loves japan" would be a good future candidate.

    • @lavenderwolf930
      @lavenderwolf930 5 років тому +20

      The Atheist Bear
      DIscRiMiNaTIoN

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 5 років тому +6

      Lavender Wolf REEEEEEE!!!! XD

    • @viyum2279
      @viyum2279 5 років тому +30

      Of course I know him. He's me!

  • @dontsubscribetome3262
    @dontsubscribetome3262 4 роки тому +1662

    ”Evangelion x Hello Kitty”
    Why god why...

    • @lol_fruits
      @lol_fruits 4 роки тому +210

      You gotta mix cuteness with depression somehow

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 4 роки тому +56

      That's nothing compared to the other shit Hello Kitty had done.

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 4 роки тому +9

      Cherries Well at least that explains why I want them in particular

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 4 роки тому +36

      There’s Hello Kitty X - Acto blades, Hello Kitty chainsaws, and a friggin Hello Kitty Vocaloid named Iroha.

    • @-inactive-7437
      @-inactive-7437 4 роки тому +6

      Rei-Kitty is posing at the toaster

  • @XanDubs
    @XanDubs Рік тому +4

    4:03 missed opportunity for “he’s got EVA-rything he could possibly need”

  • @indigomage2833
    @indigomage2833 2 роки тому +8

    7:05
    Bruh those eva chopsticks are 118.56$,,,,,,,,

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 4 роки тому +884

    Okay, but is his _money_ Evangelion themed?

    • @ciclon5682
      @ciclon5682 4 роки тому +183

      evangelion visa card

    • @soroneir1260
      @soroneir1260 4 роки тому +43

      He doesn't have money anymore.

    • @animeloverhaven
      @animeloverhaven 4 роки тому +3

      CloudySkies17695 they’re should be

    • @carlosvaldez4356
      @carlosvaldez4356 4 роки тому +15

      @@ciclon5682 kept in his official evangelion wallet

    • @pluv1e
      @pluv1e 4 роки тому +22

      He receives it all on Evangelion checks and only does transactions via Evangelion debit or credit cards

  • @johngobble
    @johngobble 4 роки тому +913

    get me a evangelion humidifier SO I CAN BREATHE EVANGELION

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 роки тому +41

      I wanna breath LCL.

    • @bewitchedk
      @bewitchedk 3 роки тому +11

      I want to breathe depression when I get sick

    • @jkstewart878
      @jkstewart878 3 роки тому +9

      BREATH THE TEARS

    • @rana-hb3yt
      @rana-hb3yt 2 роки тому +4

      get me an evangelion heart implant so i can BLEED EVANGELION

  • @cheddarcheesewoah
    @cheddarcheesewoah 10 місяців тому +7

    Ok, but this was unironically such a great video! You could have just listed a bunch of merch, which would have been funny enough, but the way you presented it had me rolling lol! I honestly think you’d make a great teacher (though I’m unsure of how many Evangelion-based classes there are out there…).
    Also, my mental wish list just got a whole lot longer! 😂😂

  • @huntertierney5495
    @huntertierney5495 3 роки тому +4

    Alternate title Shinji gets possessed by the spirit of consumerism

  • @Pantsmode
    @Pantsmode 4 роки тому +585

    Honestly, I wish I could make an anime so good that there's literally canned bread and a wedding band as merchandise.

  • @trapscancreate5760
    @trapscancreate5760 5 років тому +1857

    Shinji: gets bullied at school
    Also Shinji: purchases EVA assault rifle.

    • @RussianNikolaiDa
      @RussianNikolaiDa 5 років тому +104

      Bruh I'd buy an EVA assault rifle in a heartbeat. As long as it's officially licensed lol.

    • @brianbrush5107
      @brianbrush5107 4 роки тому +1

      200th like

    • @davefromaccount6766
      @davefromaccount6766 4 роки тому +18

      And an EVA prog knife.

    • @e.1419
      @e.1419 4 роки тому

      I don’t condone violence

    • @pandaman2234
      @pandaman2234 4 роки тому +1

      Dude I literally know a guy IRL with a costume EVA AR, it isn't officially licensed though.

  • @God-rn3ck
    @God-rn3ck Рік тому +2

    Now THIS is the content I've been looking for

  • @acedia2
    @acedia2 3 роки тому +5

    3:32 the fit is dripping wet!!!

  • @rizkaarifiandi5670
    @rizkaarifiandi5670 5 років тому +1935

    US Comics : "you are milking the Superhero characters so damn hard"
    Evangelion : "hold my Longinus"

    • @pluvs2smooch
      @pluvs2smooch 5 років тому +48

      *cough* Star wars *cough*

    • @canwereach100millionsuscri9
      @canwereach100millionsuscri9 5 років тому +71

      For those who have seen EoE "milking the superhero" has a completly different meaning

    • @bolson42
      @bolson42 5 років тому +6

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @auroragalaxy7003
      @auroragalaxy7003 5 років тому

      *cough* Ice Age *cough*

    • @aulusagerius8540
      @aulusagerius8540 5 років тому +4

      @Neil Brown i used "worthless" because saying i don't like something is not edgy enough for my personal opinion :(

  • @kondochi6895
    @kondochi6895 3 роки тому +637

    "Wait, it's all Evangelion?"
    "Always has been."

    • @jojocujoh
      @jojocujoh 3 роки тому +3

      Keep it at 69 likes or else

  • @gota7738
    @gota7738 3 місяці тому +3

    This is still one of my favourite videos on yotube. Up there with History of Japan.

  • @rhythmatica2722
    @rhythmatica2722 Рік тому +1

    Very entertaining video, your voice over was absolutely perfect with its energy! Also your editing was very good!

  • @alexkennedy6112
    @alexkennedy6112 3 роки тому +873

    Seeing Gendo smile looked so wrong.

    • @sarkhan7913
      @sarkhan7913 3 роки тому +92

      Who knew his depression was because of his beard. Total mindsplosion.

    • @alexkennedy6112
      @alexkennedy6112 3 роки тому +49

      @@sarkhan7913 Could you imagine if he had a fully facial beard. He'd be a ticking time bomb.

    • @georgeselly3426
      @georgeselly3426 Рік тому +1

      @@sarkhan7913 literal star trek TOS rules

  • @erufailon4723
    @erufailon4723 4 роки тому +2763

    So basically this is a video about Shinji being the biggest Evangelion fan ever and using products that have his and Kaworu's faces on them, all while having a relationship with Kaworu.
    I'm 100% certain someone has already adapted this into a crack fic.

  • @bearrett50kal17
    @bearrett50kal17 Рік тому +2

    I had to pause the video covering my mouth and bent over cackling in disbelief at "EvangelionxHelloKitty toaster" and then the "Bowling Pins"

  • @Aucacoyan
    @Aucacoyan 2 роки тому +1

    I'm 2 minutes into the video and already can't believe it. Kudos for the work of producing this kind of content!

  • @BM-yy8db
    @BM-yy8db 5 років тому +780

    "Merchandise-san, what target audience should we focus our products on?"
    "..Yes."

  • @julianbell9161
    @julianbell9161 3 роки тому +453

    >Evangellion bath salts
    These anime con after parties are fucking insane

    • @evilspongebobpopsticle9541
      @evilspongebobpopsticle9541 3 роки тому +9

      I found them too named LCL bathsalt

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 роки тому +36

      @@evilspongebobpopsticle9541 I definitely would not wanna bathe in the collective counciousness of humanity.

    • @kollepii1011
      @kollepii1011 Рік тому

      @@bradleypearl2986 THE UNENLIGHTE-

  • @lunanielsen9144
    @lunanielsen9144 2 роки тому +3

    smiling gendo is going to haunt my dreams

  • @Henriqueleal0609
    @Henriqueleal0609 2 роки тому +1

    The amount of product placement in this vid is amazing

  • @xerodelacroix5552
    @xerodelacroix5552 5 років тому +332

    You forgot the official race cars. Yes. There is an Evangelion racing team.

    • @bvg129
      @bvg129 5 років тому +2

      @Tom S Either you are lying, or i just can't find them across every two tiers

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 5 років тому +4

      Eva Racing!
      I've been following them on Facebook for a long time now.
      Tbh, their cars and bikes look pretty damn good. I'd consider getting Eva themed fairings for my CBR if such a thing existed.

    • @unclereyofficial
      @unclereyofficial 5 років тому +3

      The miku amg racing team is cooler

    • @yaboitroy4101
      @yaboitroy4101 5 років тому +1

      Rey Whiley yes bro I agree 110%

    • @MikeBSc
      @MikeBSc 5 років тому

      @@spacepotatoes2019 I guess the instrumentality project was a...success?

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 5 років тому +853

    You can’t just post a vlog of your day, bard.

  • @crocs_n_socks
    @crocs_n_socks 2 роки тому +1

    This is one of the greatest videos I've ever watched on this website.

  • @tonyFotiart
    @tonyFotiart 6 місяців тому +1

    I really hope there’s a guy out there living this way

  • @OsiasArt
    @OsiasArt 5 років тому +803

    That was incredible. I've never seen such a naked expression of consumerism in my life.
    I love it.

    • @jaeger2780
      @jaeger2780 5 років тому +19

      The free market provides

    • @Scragg-
      @Scragg- 5 років тому +14

      which is funny because I belive mr. anno hates that kind of thing.

    • @ronjadid7118
      @ronjadid7118 5 років тому

      and i want more of it.
      a whole lot more.

    • @Shrek_es_mi_pastor
      @Shrek_es_mi_pastor Рік тому

      Cigarettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary

  • @MikeBSc
    @MikeBSc 5 років тому +591

    1994:
    So Gainax, please tell us about your upcoming Evangelion series.
    Gainax: "I like money!"

    • @kanashimi2495
      @kanashimi2495 4 роки тому +2

      *other struggling anime countries*
      "It's not FAIR" *errreg errreg*

    • @tatohayanami9156
      @tatohayanami9156 4 роки тому +4

      Evangelion is not a Gainax Idea.
      Is an Anno Idea.
      No, false.
      Gainax is an Evangelion Idea

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 4 роки тому +2

      Anno in 1994: "I made this because of my mental health is shit.
      Anno in 2019: "I remake this because MONEY!"

  • @fanofsimonpegg
    @fanofsimonpegg 2 роки тому +4

    Still really funny the amount of merch still being made for this franchise today. Kind of makes me wonder if an updated version of this could happen. I want to see this Shinji try to build a PC with his Evangelion Unit-01-themed GeForce RTX 3090, struggle too much with it and settle for the MSI Evangelion gaming laptops

  • @eaovark5353
    @eaovark5353 Рік тому

    this is the youtube video i can consistently go back to and enjoy

  • @JohnWalterGates
    @JohnWalterGates 3 роки тому +1767

    Ironic how a series about leaving escapism has generated so much merchandise

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 3 роки тому +48

      I mean as long as people don’t delve into escapism I see no problem with someone buying a lot of Eva merch.

    • @tomemeornottomeme1864
      @tomemeornottomeme1864 3 роки тому +156

      @@theatheistbear3117 I don't think I have to say this, but having your entire house decked in Eva merch probably doesn't mean you're a person who appreciates *real people and the real world.*

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 3 роки тому +42

      @@tomemeornottomeme1864 I disagree. Having a lot of satanic tapestry, clothing and other household items doesn’t mean you worship Satan. You can just be a collector.

    • @buildabimbeaux
      @buildabimbeaux 2 роки тому +15

      @@theatheistbear3117 i was wondering why of all things u jumped to satan n then i read ur un lol

    • @joaonitro5149
      @joaonitro5149 2 роки тому +17

      @@tomemeornottomeme1864 You can be a collector and still have a life '-'

  • @thethinker2372
    @thethinker2372 5 років тому +333

    My boy too broke for official evangelion airpods :(

  • @theawesomeali8834
    @theawesomeali8834 Рік тому +3

    I like how this popped up in my recommended as I finished Evangelion yesterday, I am now mind blown as to how there is Eva merchandise for almost anything, this is cool

  • @sunsineee5579
    @sunsineee5579 Рік тому +5

    11:17 YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES

  • @plumdowner1941
    @plumdowner1941 5 років тому +540

    Don't forget to use that Evangelion amp to blast Cruel Angel's Thesis out the Evangelion windows of your Evangelion car.

    • @PassiveSmoking
      @PassiveSmoking 5 років тому +2

      On your Evangelion branded Sony DAT player.
      www.japanator.com/sony-upgrades-shinji-s-ratchet-old-sdat-tape-player-with-hd-audio-32358.phtml

  • @andrewthorp7499
    @andrewthorp7499 5 років тому +620

    This just sounds like some weird dystopia where there's nothing but EVA merch.

    • @NeoMetalSoniclordglitch
      @NeoMetalSoniclordglitch 5 років тому +23

      Sounds like a cool movie

    • @penscrap
      @penscrap 5 років тому +22

      Malware it’s the real 4.44

    • @thomascollins5622
      @thomascollins5622 5 років тому +27

      @@kennethrapp1379 No, it's a dystopia. **Curls up and cries at lack of Gurren Lagann equivalency**

    • @Calvados656
      @Calvados656 5 років тому

      I think that was the point.

    • @sakesaurus1706
      @sakesaurus1706 5 років тому +3

      I'm pretty sure Evangelion is also a dystopia of sorts

  • @Rio_rblx
    @Rio_rblx Рік тому +1

    I will keep on coming back to this vid forever

    • @Rio_rblx
      @Rio_rblx Рік тому +1

      2 months later dude

    • @Rio_rblx
      @Rio_rblx 11 місяців тому +1

      4 months later

  • @Hi-xr6dt
    @Hi-xr6dt 2 роки тому +1

    Now we’re asking the real questions

  • @ItzDangani
    @ItzDangani 5 років тому +1978

    I had no idea what you meant by the title then I realized

    • @CaptainClover
      @CaptainClover 5 років тому +1

      Hey just wanna say I'm a fan and love your content 😊

    • @Lumber_jocks
      @Lumber_jocks 5 років тому +9

      I was foolish to initially think that the video was talking about royalties......

  • @lethalweeaboo2239
    @lethalweeaboo2239 5 років тому +3009

    I heard Full Metal Alchemist canned bread will cost you a arm and a leg.

  • @EfaEfaBanefa
    @EfaEfaBanefa Рік тому +2

    nothing prepared me for BOWLING PIN NEON GENESIS EVANGELION ADULT SIZED COSTUMES

  • @HolicChan
    @HolicChan 2 роки тому +34

    eva was such a depressing story about puberty, family relations, relations to media, relations to the other gender, relations to sexuality all done in a poem like sense written through the eyes of a man who loved mecha anime and wanted to describe his life of growing up in a chaotic messy manner of depressing shit as yyou watch it all unfold
    ....so im kind of surprised there would be so much like happy merch of it LOL

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 4 роки тому +2264

    I'm disappoint theres no official evangelion firearms
    Come on man, where is my Rei AK-15?

  • @Sam-uc9po
    @Sam-uc9po 4 роки тому +853

    Not so fun drinking game: take a shot every time she says “Evangelion”

    • @meemdealer6559
      @meemdealer6559 4 роки тому +105

      Drink your evangelion wine with some evangelion shot glass

    • @sansskie1151
      @sansskie1151 4 роки тому +36

      with some evangelion packed peanuts

    • @sable7687
      @sable7687 4 роки тому +21

      lmao it would have to be like 0.5% alcohol for you to survive

    • @donvoltonus8898
      @donvoltonus8898 3 роки тому +8

      The game is called "alcoholism"

    • @omarmansuri7099
      @omarmansuri7099 3 роки тому +12

      Then someone else can call the hospital using that EVA cellphone for EVA alcohol poisioning

  • @logantownsend3710
    @logantownsend3710 2 роки тому +5

    This absolutely the most insane thing I’ve ever watched
    I would totally use that Rei paint tho lmao