A leader always watches his immediate subordinate for any signs of De-fection and nips the attempt in the bud! Stalin Says keep your Friends close and your Enemys closer so you can bring them to Moscow for award ceremony and bloody neck soup!
what if you are hanged underwater and you drown first? like what if someone anchors your feet to the bottom of the ocean floor, but also ties a noose around your neck tied to somewhere high enough that your experiencing what its like to be hung. and then you inhale all that water while you were supposed to be hung. and if your going to say you are usually hung from a tree, what if the tree was underwater aswell.
lazyartist Last you'd die before reaching the floor from the pressure but if you didn't and had the strength you could potentially pull yourself up. Also if you were hanged underwater to a tree then you could simply swim to the surface
well im not exactly talking about an ocean, you can drown in a river without dying from pressure because its so deep. also if someone anchored your feet, im sure they would get something heavy enough that you wouldnt be able to pull yourself to the surface of the water. and when i said a tree, i meant all the aforementioned information plus your hung from the tree instead of wherever else you would have been hung from while anchored to the floor.
This documentary is gold, absolutely fascinating to watch, well-made and very insightful. The time goes by so fast, I had planned to go to bed after an hour and save the rest for later, but before I knew it, I watched it all and then even re-watched parts.
+Kilyan I think what he's roughly saying is that "those who are destined for greatness will not die by freak accident, they will die at the height of things, or peacefully in their bed".
as a president, it would be faux pas of him to speak in a different language. He represents Russia. He speaks For the Russian people and To the Russian people.
A downside though is he's leaving it up to the translator to carry across the meaning of his words properly. It's easier to make him look worse to the general English speaking public that way.
@@DavidL1986 destiny - if your destiny is to become president you will become president, but if your destiny is to die in age 25 you will die in age 25
@@abhishekkamboj2791 In the Slavic mind, that is something a sage says, it is a sign of humility. "I might be president, but there is a power and fate greater than me in the end." That's the way his statement rings. Overall you get the impression of a smart, wise but also clever and ruthless leader, the kind Slavs tend to like, if it is their leader.
When the war started many compared him to Hitler. Right or wrong this guy really is much different. He’s a secure and intelligent, capable man with perspective
И то, и другое. Это люди, притворяющиеся, что между 1945 и 2022 не было войн, и отрицающие, что в текущей войне минимальное число жертв среди мирных жителей в соотношении к военным@@Млечныйпуть-т1ю
Well civilian casualities in gaza are much higher than in ukraine with a fewer population and time so if he is to be compared with hltler so what is case with bibi his army and their allies who give him weapons???
That many you mentioned are all from the burned west.... We people as Indians and Chinese respect him and Russia for what he is doing... We clearly understand that the west is at its evil work and they are losing as Putin smashes them all over the place... At this point, very many people outside of the west support and stand with russians...
_Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown_ This is a quote from a Spanish proverb that means that those who are meant to die a certain way will not die in another way. It is often used to express the idea that fate or destiny is inevitable, and that trying to change it or avoid it is futile. The implication is that if someone is "destined to hang," they will not die by drowning.
Young Putin: arrives late Teacher: punishes every student for coming early Edit: Thank you for liking 'OUR- comment', but I stole it from another video
It's pretty much taken from a sea storm scene in Shakespeare's The Tempest: "I have great comfort from this fellow.. Stand fast, good fate, to his hanging; make the rope of his destiny our cable, for our own doth little advantage. If he be not born to be hanged, our case is miserable."
Zelensky is a clown that people somehow take seriously, if he didn't put his hand in NATO's hand his country wouldn't be in this mess.. Say what you want about the US but at least they know how to control their btchs (mexico, canada and every country in the Americans)..
Yes, it's much better ro have a guy who's "warm and fuzzy" (at least on the outside and No Mean Tweets) like our Beloved Biden under whom we have 4 new wars. What do you say? Four more years and FOUR MORE WARS or just the BIG ONE?
Gersht Waffen no, it doesn't. People like you equate fear with respect.Thats not what respect is. Here stupid, do some reading www.nerdtoenglish.com/2013/01/fear-is-not-respect/
It is indeed terrifying that media nowdays never allow him to speak for himself but quote him instead. Or show specific 6-second cuts of his speeches. Because if people are allowed to hear him - everyone suddenly is brainwashed.
The camera angles are making this interview feel like an action movie
The interviewer aint helping either with those smug laughs
Lol true 😂
russia is an action movie
Putin is the main character of action movie
Putin is always living in an action movie. He is the director.
The bullets were so scared of him, they just deviate.
Underrated
Nah they afraid he gonna turn into wide putin
Moskau: Become scared bullet
Then Putin continues walking as wide as he can possibly be
@@sangenan1 lol i dont think having over a thousand likes makes you underrated.
Hes able to absorb the bullets because of his *WIDE BODY*
When he gets blown up by a bomb all of his body parts come back together
@@Toni29360 kono dio da
Putin walk
even nukes turn back to where they came from
I don't understand "wide body".
"Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown." Chills down my spine. 🥶
Yo fr man...who tf talks like that...🤣🤣
Nah, it's just a saying. We have it in Polish too. It just means "what will be, will be".
@@moni2415 how do you say that phrase in Polish?
@@ROFLgator1 Co ma wisieć, nie utonie [what is to be hanged, will not drown]
@@moni2415 nice, I'm learning Polish, so all of this helps. Ty
People asking a former KGB if his security is solid 😂
😂
😅
😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂
When Putin listens to Spotify, the artists get ads
😂
😂😂😂 relatable
Hilarious Lol
Stoops 😂🤣
666 likes xD
Everyone here talking about how scary a person Putin is. It's not his fault he had a very hard life, having to raise two parents as a single baby
underrated
Fire comment
Dang it, u got me in the first half, ain't gonna lie 😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Freaks me out how calm the guy is and how smooth his words are when he speaks.
makes me really uncomfortable
He IS good actor
Good Spies were always chosen carefully .. throughout human history.
Came off to me like a kid trying to mask their excitement. Dude was so giddy to get his story out there.
Never met a normal guy before?
Putin protects his bodyguards
Why do you talk about yourself in 3rd person?
@@TheNameTooSexyToShow you know body double ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i n d e e d .
Chuck norris is gonna copyright that
@@TheNameTooSexyToShow He has enough kills to refer himself in 3rd person...
When Putin comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
Lol isn't that a Zlatan joke
Lol what theeee...
Dang 😂
Lmao omg. Is this Russian joke?
Jack Fahy United States secret service DO THAT AND MUCH MORE ... ITS “ SECRET “ , ENGLAND SECRET SERVICE , AND ON ...
Putin has a bear skin rug but the bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move.
Bruh, legit.
Facts
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fax
Lmao that was Great:)
when putin was in court, he judged the judge
This was probably actually true 😘😎🔥
yep, that's how it works in Russia
Interviewer: "Do you trust your security?"
Security guard: Starts sweating heavily.
Putin: "Do you trust yours?"
Interviewer: Sweat intensifies
@@lumerones LMAO
Sweat: *BODYGUARDS*
Intensifies: *SWEAT REPORTER*
@@lumerones good one xD
"The best way to assassinate someone is through their security, through people they trust"
"I know"
😶
Isn’t that obvious lol
A leader always watches his immediate subordinate for any signs of De-fection and nips the attempt in the bud! Stalin Says keep your Friends close and your Enemys closer so you can bring them to Moscow for award ceremony and bloody neck soup!
Stalin was possibly murdered by the head of the NKVD
@@mornepretorius7481 stalin died from a heart attack
"Only God knows our destiny.....yours and mine"
Later, in news:
'Man disappeared after his interview with Putin'
Lol good one
„Breaking news: Putin is god“
Putin though seems pretty chill
lol
Omg yes i felt that too!
When Putin was nominated for noble prize the prize felt acknowledged with Putin
Well he won't be here for long anyway
Well I certainly award him
The Inhumane Maggot of the year award.
* Nobel
@@rickh3714 cope
@@rickh3714 inhumane must be US govt
1:59 : She didn't understand that quote, trust me.
She heard scary words, that's all she needed to satisfy her bias
Somehow I’m not surprised ^^
@Viktor Birkeland It's a Shakespeare reference so you should understand it just fine in English.
You can see it in her face
yeah, we have the same saying in Poland and it does mean something else than the exact translation
Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
Putin: "That can be arranged."
Why i read it with Russian accent
@@TherealHassanAsaad because there is Putin?
@@kubajcz
Yes sir he is that badass
@@TherealHassanAsaad oop
1.1 thousanth like
If Putin is late to an appointment, the attendants apologize for coming too early
thats what we do at skl
its true, its fact, no doubt
When Putin talks, you understand.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Putin
best of all
Putin had 3 missed calls from Bell rather
@@susane8 bruh
@@susane8 bruh
@@susane8 r/whoooosh
Putin once accidentally dropped his wallet while visiting Switzerland. That spot is now known as the Swiss Bank.
Hahahaha
underrated comment
Not funny 😭
yeah, underrated.
Lol
Putin once killed two stones with One bird.
AHAHAHAAHA
What happened to your sense of humor? Fix it!
Something is telling me this ain’t true...
he did not! Putin would rather sh*t his pants
And this is from an interview with... Oliver Stone! 🤣
This UA-cam algorithm is amazing wow. Anyone else getting this recommended in 2024?
yep
Yes.
present
yes sir
When Putin goes to the clubs, Strippers throws money at him.
Underrated 💯
Underrated af
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you are invited to russia
XD
When Putin was in school, teachers raised their hands to ask him questions
:D:D:D:D:D:D
to tell him answers
holy.. :D :D....i just visualized it...
Brilliant, mate
Putin didn't need a hall pass in school, the teachers need one.
When police stop Putin, he lets them off with a warning
Danna Lopez the police bribe him so he can go
@@MrFuzzwuzzle The Police bribe him so that *they* can leave unscathed.
Putin stops the police
"Only God knows our destiny - mine and yours."
Oh man, I'd start sweating right there
Why?
@@edwardkenway2652 Why? Its a very subtle threat. And he can back it up.
@@TheTeodorsoldierabvb I see
Thats not a subtle threat! What are you on? @@TheTeodorsoldierabvb
@@stillgotyourmom What is it then?
Interviewer: "Will Russia ever have a woman President"
Putin: "No"
Interviewer: "Why"
Putin: "Because I'm not a woman"
okkkkk
Copy paste😒
stolen, but i don't remember, where from
@@annichiru1834 me too
When Putin goes to the clubs, Strippers throws money at him.
"those who destined to be hanged are not going to drown" wow. just wow. im gonna use that
*Russian Lecture*
That a line from the tempest by Shakespeare
what if you are hanged underwater and you drown first? like what if someone anchors your feet to the bottom of the ocean floor, but also ties a noose around your neck tied to somewhere high enough that your experiencing what its like to be hung. and then you inhale all that water while you were supposed to be hung. and if your going to say you are usually hung from a tree, what if the tree was underwater aswell.
lazyartist Last you'd die before reaching the floor from the pressure but if you didn't and had the strength you could potentially pull yourself up. Also if you were hanged underwater to a tree then you could simply swim to the surface
well im not exactly talking about an ocean, you can drown in a river without dying from pressure because its so deep. also if someone anchored your feet, im sure they would get something heavy enough that you wouldnt be able to pull yourself to the surface of the water. and when i said a tree, i meant all the aforementioned information plus your hung from the tree instead of wherever else you would have been hung from while anchored to the floor.
*Interviewer:* "How do you avoid assassination attempts?"
*Putin:* "I'm assassinating them earlier"
lol this one was good :d
thats probably true tho
"I forgive they"
@@tonycezar1645 that's why it's good
Nice one lol!
This documentary is gold, absolutely fascinating to watch, well-made and very insightful. The time goes by so fast, I had planned to go to bed after an hour and save the rest for later, but before I knew it, I watched it all and then even re-watched parts.
What's the name of this documentary and where can I watch it?? Plzz reply!!
its in the video the putin interviews@@garimadubey9319
@@garimadubey9319I guess "The Putin Interviews". It says it on the video
@@filliposchat6528 ohk.... thankyou!!
Interviewer: How secure are you?
*Putin: You’re asking that to my body-double.*
Рамис Карама 🧑🏼🦰huh?
@@Triz2008 "Russia is currently on the democratic path"???
@@Triz2008 it's good to hear that
@Рамис Карама seems to far fetched.
😂😂😂
When putin drives, the car needs a license.
Lol
You mean he asks the cops for their license
Man it's funny .lol🤣
Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
Putin: "That can be arranged."
wait that's dumb coz you need to register your car before driving it (basically a license)
"They say those who are destined to be hanged are not going to drown."
daaaaaaamn.
Josh C powerful thinking
What does it mean
+Kilyan I think what he's roughly saying is that "those who are destined for greatness will not die by freak accident, they will die at the height of things, or peacefully in their bed".
For me it means that god decides your faith and if god decide that you die naturally then you will die the way god wanted
In very simple terms it means "Don't fear death".
UA-cam recommendations are insane 😅😅
Growing up Putin's parents used to sleep in his bed when they were scared
@AAC P&B LMAOOOOOOO
@AAC P&B 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When Putin graduated, companies applied to him.
On-Putin placements
school graduated him
Congrats, You got 420 likes. I will not like it because I want it that way. However, I want to like the comment.
Actually back then institutions really applied to you.
this is actually something that does happen if you are a good performer at a target university.
Putin understands every word of English the interviewer says, but deciding to talk in Russian shows the pride he has in his language.
Everyone should. This is one of the things South Asian countries lack
It's a political tactic. Waiting for the translator give him extra time to think what to say.
as a president, it would be faux pas of him to speak in a different language. He represents Russia. He speaks For the Russian people and To the Russian people.
A downside though is he's leaving it up to the translator to carry across the meaning of his words properly. It's easier to make him look worse to the general English speaking public that way.
@@pdpgb and that downside has an upside too. Should anything strike unfavorably on a foreign ear, he can always shift the blame to the translator :)
His smile is genuine.
His innocence while rejecting his polo offered by person standing beside him.
When Putin was born, the doctors asked him to name his parents
XDD You got me
🤣🤣🤣
This was funny until I saw the !. Very sad indeed.
Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
Putin: "That can be arranged."
@@TheTsar69 ikr, it kinda ruined the expression
Putin doesn't turn the shower on.
He stares at it till it starts crying
thats a good one lol
@@albert_the_cool8092 yes way better than others too much view
Very funny and original😐😐
@@mihailwarsavski8849 our comment comrade
No he stares till it starts peeing 😂😂🤣
When Putin left to join the KGB he turned to his father and said: “You’re the man of the house now.”
*Tear rolls down face*
amzin
totally never heard that before
Nice one
😂😂
It's just a short video, but this interviewer is so good at it. Really charismatic.
When putin left his house he turned around and told his dad: You are the man in this house now
Stolen comment, but ok
Who is the girl in your dp ?
@@kuratortrivia795 everything i stolen ))
@@nothingwrong4008 idkb
@@nothingwrong4008 simp
Legends once said, "When Putin jumps in water, Putin doesn't get wet, the water gets Putin."
That works better as a Chuck Norris joke.
Worst joke till now
@@anakinskywalker7317 Lol you are a joke yourself😂
Maybe ..but not at such pathetic level as u...sorry😂
Gets Putin'ed??
I guess if he shat in the water, it would be true. At least for the immediately surrounding aquasphere
"5 attempts assassinations ....."
Putin's stare is so cold he stopped Global Warming
@Garv Sharma yes he will laugh
He has always something deep to say.
Because he is...DEEP
When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying
underrated
Lmao
😂😂😂
@@thatscrazyinnit very
LOL😂😂
In Russia' s Presidential debate, Putin asks the questions...
@Zeus it is
TheGeneral we don’t have them, because putin is the one who elects the president
Zeus yes. If you don’t get it then it won’t be funny
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Zeus :/
"those who are destined to be hanged are not gonna drowned"
-Putin
Interviewer: chuckles suspiciously
The interviewer realised that he was going to be hanged...😂😂😂
interviewer- pretends to understand the meaning
i genuinely did not understand what Putin meant by that
@@DavidL1986 destiny - if your destiny is to become president you will become president, but if your destiny is to die in age 25 you will die in age 25
@@Macion-sm2ui ah k. yeh it didnt make sense to me. But i do agree with that saying! Ive even thought similar myself before
The way putin talks about assassination attempts on his life with a straight face, what a badass
Потому что мой Президент, самый лучший! Моя любовь ❤️
He’s overconfident…
You gotta be like that, if you want to rule a country like Russia
@@patrickian8843 not overconfidencs, he simply trust his men
@@lly_09 His men definitely trusts him as they are all being slaughtered in Ukraine at the moment
Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree”
Edit: Well This aged marvellously.
Stolen
@@silangangbahagi9267 from who
Putin is the type of guy when signing up, they agree to his terms and conditions
@@maguire7476 Notice how he didn’t answer the question
DAGA KOTOWARU
When putin moved out, he told his father you're the man of the house now.
😂😂
Omg a shaheen player here???
When he turned 18, his parents moved out.
Best one I’ve seen
I heard this joke before, only it was Chuck Norris.
"Only God knows our destinies - yours & mine" - he delivered that line like a real gangster
He acts like a Don
He IS a regular gangster.
@Рептил What is slavic way of thinking then my friend?
@Рептил I don't have an opinion so it can't be opposite of it. I was genuinely asking.
@@abhishekkamboj2791 In the Slavic mind, that is something a sage says, it is a sign of humility. "I might be president, but there is a power and fate greater than me in the end." That's the way his statement rings.
Overall you get the impression of a smart, wise but also clever and ruthless leader, the kind Slavs tend to like, if it is their leader.
When the war started many compared him to Hitler. Right or wrong this guy really is much different. He’s a secure and intelligent, capable man with perspective
Те люди которые так говорят, либо не очень умные, либо лицемеры.
И то, и другое. Это люди, притворяющиеся, что между 1945 и 2022 не было войн, и отрицающие, что в текущей войне минимальное число жертв среди мирных жителей в соотношении к военным@@Млечныйпуть-т1ю
as if he wasn't intelligent? he was capable, too.
Well civilian casualities in gaza are much higher than in ukraine with a fewer population and time so if he is to be compared with hltler so what is case with bibi his army and their allies who give him weapons???
That many you mentioned are all from the burned west.... We people as Indians and Chinese respect him and Russia for what he is doing... We clearly understand that the west is at its evil work and they are losing as Putin smashes them all over the place... At this point, very many people outside of the west support and stand with russians...
Castro: "Putin what kind of security is this?!"
Putin "I *AM* the security!"
Lazy purple memes yay
He's the one who knocks
@@thunderlyrics232 I am the danger
UNLIMITED POWWAAA
breaking bad background music
When Putin cuts onion, onion cries.
XD
When Putin Watch anime, the anime Drinks vodka
LOL. Don't you love utube comments?
plot twist, Onion is a little Chinese boy's name
OMG, I actually, LOLed!
Putin: Everyone will die at a point.
Queen Elizabeth: Are you sure about that.
@@pork1346 copy-paste
The Tea of eternity
Putin:- i m pretty sure..
Queen:- understandable.. have a nice day.
The battle of the century
How old is that woman???????
_Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown_
This is a quote from a Spanish proverb that means that those who are meant to die a certain way will not die in another way. It is often used to express the idea that fate or destiny is inevitable, and that trying to change it or avoid it is futile. The implication is that if someone is "destined to hang," they will not die by drowning.
On the eve of Christmas
President Putin left a gift for Santa
And Santa was never seen since that day.
And a letter saying *"ckya blyat"*
@@rulisa1131 Rumour has it Comrade Klaus is making toys in a hard labour gulag in Siberia
On his birthday, Putin's presents wrap and gift themselves
Putin: Everyone will die at a point.
Interviewer: *Alright.. I am gonna be very careful about what I am going to say next*
Only God knows what will happen to you or me
Lmao he knew he messed up at that moment
@@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou No, he usually mentions religious context here and there.
@@abhabh6896 *sighs*
😂
🤣
Somebody’s putin a lot of Russia joke in this comment section
Okay, I see what you did there.
Stfu
Lol
No, No, NOOOO!!!
ba dum tsss
Very wise and talented to be honest.
There is not a single Russian in that room that has not fought a bear.
🤣
Notice how he barely moves his right hand when he walks. It’s so he can easily reach for his gun.
You are right. Its a tactic used by US spies too , you can watch a documentary on it
not quite, I believe that he does it out of habit, because as you know he was a KGB agent, and had to always be ready to pull out a weapon and fight
@@maxim6088Хахахаха yes, you are correct ^^
wide Putin intensifies
No there's a tank inside his Russian pocket
"Americans don't have a full picture of Putin"
*Shows a picture of his full body*
Me: Confused
You absolute fool, that is merely Putin's avatar.
You aren't confused though?
underrated
I'm waiting for someone to get whooshed
Didn't see no penis now did ya. Therefore it's not a full image. Checkmate.
Trump escapes assassination
Putin :- First Time?
Putin is the real life James bond being a president
potutu potutu yaaa... about that lmao
Yes, he is. I really like your comment❤
Thats so weird cuz Daniel Craig actually looks like a young Putin. He could play him in a movie.
Platota
Christopher lee is or was a reallife james bond, even released a metal album or two well into his later years
0:35
Interviewer: "Five assassination attempts I'm told"
Putin: blank stare, causally blinking
Damn boi, that's cold
And a smile
Chill boi
I felt chills
morse code?
When Putin download windows, Microsoft agrees to his terms and conditions
This is actually a good one 😂😂
He don't use windows,
He use Linux.
😂😂
Thats probably true
LMAO
His calmness is terrifying
Putin has balls of steel
He has a dark soul
Ur brainwashed bro
If he has balls of steel, why are his tables always the same size as the standing convoys at the ukrainian border?
Bruh why would he be afraid? He's a former KGB agent plus he's russian. salute!
Jezron Brasileno some might say that he was a kgb agent because he was russian
annie barr 5 u got roasted
annie barr 5 *cringe*
He was head of kgb lol
annie barr 5 Nice copy and paste. Let me guess, google searched 'long English words' in an attempt to make yourself look intelligent? Give me a break.
Putin calls 911 and asks what is their emergency
No for real. Don you know 911 is for usa. 😂 killed me
911 is also for Osama bin Laden
lol
😂😂
@@Мустафаиракский-я8ш
No its actually George bush called 911 on Osama bin laden and Obama got dispatched to the scene.
When someones pulls at gun at Putin, the bullets asks for permission.
1 Putin vs 32 Nato leaders, still putin weighs the most
Interviewer: “Not as much as Castro”
Putin: casually pops a smile
Leaving this here when this blows up
@@azi8855 k
@Azi is that a threat of terrorism
@@xuesse4662 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@xuesse4662 lol that's clever
Young Putin: arrives late
Teacher: punishes every student for coming early
Edit: Thank you for liking 'OUR- comment', but I stole it from another video
🤣🤣 yeeees!
copyed from J P, lmao your post was above it
@@ireneoriverajr.8847Bruh 😂
@@ireneoriverajr.8847 what if they just had the same idea
Freaking hilarious. 🤣
When his mother was asked to name him, he spoke for himself.
ANOS VOLDIGOD
Wasn't that baby Jesus
@@deathzark7632 I have seen that
Dogs don't speak.
@@SRSOS Do u have no fear of death xD
*WHEN PUTIN GOES TO THE CHURCH, THE POP CONFESS TO PUTIN*
Interviewer: "The first motive of assassination is to get inside the security of the president."
Putin: " *I know* "
He speaks from expiriance xD
@@wolfsmith9890 hes also a former KGB agent so he was a spy
@@oliverb.8995 He wasn't a spy as in doing fieldwork. He was a lawyer.
@@bpj1805 that's what they tell you
@@bpj1805 that's what they say
When Putin asks a question, the question has to answer
My brain feels like a jellyfish in a ring bubble trying to figure that one out.
@@Totallynonplagerizedleatherguy because he is asking a question. Why should that question ignore him?
@@presidentofallfoodnice8113 ahhhh it's actually sort of a play on words lol
BIG BRAIN JOKE
this comment section is all I need to get through depression 😂
Same xDD
true dat..🥺😂😂
Indeed
legit
Man the after reading the comment I cannot eat my ice cream because I cannot stop laughing
What a man 💫
*Plot twist* : Putin is talking about how his assassins escaped with their lives
Plot twist they don’t he’s just going down the list
LMAO XD
Vlad Viral ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
1:25
"they say that those who are destined to be hanged
are not going to drown".
that gives me chills knowing the situation now ...
Seems oddly prophetic
It's pretty much taken from a sea storm scene in Shakespeare's The Tempest: "I have great comfort from this fellow.. Stand fast, good fate, to his hanging; make the rope of his destiny our cable, for our own doth little advantage. If he be not born to be hanged, our case is miserable."
@@glendabed oh yeah, I see it now. So what does everyone think he meant? Are we surviving another trip around the sun you think?
I’m sorry but even w these comments I still don’t understand wtf that means 😂😂
@@ah8893 it means those who r destined to get worst death...can't get easy death
The world spins everytime putin goes running.
Then he's running 24/7h
Unless you' join the flat earth society
keep them coming!
It’s cool how he understands english but he doesn’t speak it.
He loves Russia
@@shiawitwicky3901 Russia is amazing.
yeah i noticed that, cuz he's not getting it translated back to him. He just chooses to speak Russian. That's a power play
I know many bilingual people who can understand a language better than they can speak it.
@@izzy4reel In this case it's definetly a statment of intent.
When Putin dials the wrong number he says you answered the wrong phone.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
When putin was late for the class, the teacher punished others for being early.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Very hilarious.
"putting"
Lmao
I wonder if he reads these lol
The teacher forced herself stand in the corner
Now we need a Prigozhin on escaping assassination attempts video.
pure dude may he rest in piece.
"A lot of people would like two hours to talk with Vladimir Putin at this moment"
Indeed, like Zelensky.
I knew this was going to come xD
If only he could talk, at least know, all jokes aside
@@geologist5838 Lmfao
there would be only one time
Zelensky is a clown that people somehow take seriously, if he didn't put his hand in NATO's hand his country wouldn't be in this mess..
Say what you want about the US but at least they know how to control their btchs (mexico, canada and every country in the Americans)..
Only he has the power to predict presidential elections for the next 50 years
Donky
@Jimmy De'Souza I believe he meant the Russian president
@Jimmy De'Souza Bruh i think you dont know about putin do some research. Your attitude wont take you anywhere
@Jimmy De'Souza sure thats a optimistic mindset keep going!
@@Photonblastt k
Smokey: "I won, give me my money."
Putin: "You what?"
Smokey: "I lost."
🤣
🤣
DAMMMMN
the guy is cold and calculated
Yes, it's much better ro have a guy who's "warm and fuzzy" (at least on the outside and No Mean Tweets) like our Beloved Biden under whom we have 4 new wars. What do you say? Four more years and FOUR MORE WARS or just the BIG ONE?
A very intelligent man. I respect President Putin.
Kirk Decker *plutin
Kirk Decker
The west has many intelligent men in positions of power. Putin has courage and backbone they don't have.
Gersht Waffen no, it doesn't.
People like you equate fear with respect.Thats not what respect is. Here stupid, do some reading
www.nerdtoenglish.com/2013/01/fear-is-not-respect/
Gersht Waffen Well... I kinda agree with you
Noob Crafter your pfp is Minecraft so your opinion doesn’t matter
He slept for hours when he was young, now there are nights and days.
Putin is the only man who can hear the voices in Randy Orton 's head.
LMAO and also see John Cena
Ok....from WWE videos you came across Internation political news?
@@mdsarfarazali5207 From Rusev's entrance video lol
Damn this is GOLD 😂😂😂😂
I think kids who believe WWE is real could not process these political news
This is literally terrifying, I actually never heard him speak.
So you've only ever heard him dubbed?
Now Imagine him speaking in English
You think that’s bad? Just remember usa inspired Hitler. And now we are funding ukronazis lol.
It is indeed terrifying that media nowdays never allow him to speak for himself but quote him instead. Or show specific 6-second cuts of his speeches. Because if people are allowed to hear him - everyone suddenly is brainwashed.
Where have you been living the last 2 decades?