Vladimir Putin on escaping assassination attempts

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  • @fable9830
    @fable9830 4 роки тому +8978

    The camera angles are making this interview feel like an action movie

    • @TovenDo.O.Video-
      @TovenDo.O.Video- 4 роки тому +310

      The interviewer aint helping either with those smug laughs

    • @ludwigvanbeethoven2805
      @ludwigvanbeethoven2805 4 роки тому +35

      Lol true 😂

    • @root-beer
      @root-beer 4 роки тому +191

      russia is an action movie

    • @donflamingo795
      @donflamingo795 4 роки тому +63

      Putin is the main character of action movie

    • @KrisPBacon
      @KrisPBacon 4 роки тому +75

      Putin is always living in an action movie. He is the director.

  • @adamrs4
    @adamrs4 3 роки тому +32633

    Everyone here talking about how scary a person Putin is. It's not his fault he had a very hard life, having to raise two parents as a single baby

  • @vld2435
    @vld2435 4 роки тому +7000

    The bullets were so scared of him, they just deviate.

    • @sangenan1
      @sangenan1 4 роки тому +9

      Underrated

    • @zt8003
      @zt8003 4 роки тому +52

      Nah they afraid he gonna turn into wide putin

    • @LKMatjio
      @LKMatjio 4 роки тому +5

      Moskau: Become scared bullet

    • @FlatBoi
      @FlatBoi 4 роки тому +3

      Then Putin continues walking as wide as he can possibly be

    • @garrethigdon7678
      @garrethigdon7678 4 роки тому

      @@sangenan1 lol i dont think having over a thousand likes makes you underrated.

  • @dartherebus1751
    @dartherebus1751 2 роки тому +1990

    Freaks me out how calm the guy is and how smooth his words are when he speaks.

    • @netherwolves3412
      @netherwolves3412 Рік тому +41

      makes me really uncomfortable

    • @masaacc-cr9uo
      @masaacc-cr9uo Рік тому +21

      He IS good actor

    • @rahatzaman8120
      @rahatzaman8120 Рік тому +68

      Good Spies were always chosen carefully .. throughout human history.

    • @orlandogastelum1539
      @orlandogastelum1539 Рік тому +4

      Came off to me like a kid trying to mask their excitement. Dude was so giddy to get his story out there.

    • @generalrommel5666
      @generalrommel5666 Рік тому +32

      Never met a normal guy before?

  • @iillegally
    @iillegally 4 роки тому +921

    If Putin is late to an appointment, the attendants apologize for coming too early

  • @jackfahy2283
    @jackfahy2283 4 роки тому +33556

    When Putin comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password

    • @granth2182
      @granth2182 4 роки тому +322

      Lol isn't that a Zlatan joke

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 4 роки тому +93

      Lol what theeee...

    • @miguelmedina821
      @miguelmedina821 4 роки тому +44

      Dang 😂

    • @joker_season
      @joker_season 4 роки тому +25

      Lmao omg. Is this Russian joke?

    • @Moonlightmoonlight39
      @Moonlightmoonlight39 4 роки тому +12

      Jack Fahy United States secret service DO THAT AND MUCH MORE ... ITS “ SECRET “ , ENGLAND SECRET SERVICE , AND ON ...

  • @vpfootball8125
    @vpfootball8125 4 роки тому +15591

    When Putin listens to Spotify, the artists get ads

  • @ashrafmalik454
    @ashrafmalik454 Рік тому +456

    when putin was in court, he judged the judge

    • @KrishnaWithaKrrr
      @KrishnaWithaKrrr 7 місяців тому +3

      This was probably actually true 😘😎🔥

    • @sdvgsher3041
      @sdvgsher3041 6 місяців тому +3

      yep, that's how it works in Russia

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 4 роки тому +6480

    Interviewer: "Do you trust your security?"
    Security guard: Starts sweating heavily.

    • @lumerones
      @lumerones 4 роки тому +564

      Putin: "Do you trust yours?"
      Interviewer: Sweat intensifies

    • @kevbail5919
      @kevbail5919 4 роки тому +24

      @@lumerones LMAO

    • @ianrandolph6436
      @ianrandolph6436 4 роки тому +54

      Sweat: *BODYGUARDS*

    • @acommentor782
      @acommentor782 4 роки тому +42

      Intensifies: *SWEAT REPORTER*

    • @peros.5219
      @peros.5219 4 роки тому +4

      @@lumerones good one xD

  • @princevegeta9980
    @princevegeta9980 4 роки тому +6889

    Putin once killed two stones with One bird.

  • @allikitos
    @allikitos 5 років тому +14158

    People asking a former KGB if his security is solid 😂

  • @mr.infinity227
    @mr.infinity227 2 роки тому +1864

    When Putin was nominated for noble prize the prize felt acknowledged with Putin

    • @marTn3
      @marTn3 2 роки тому +16

      Well he won't be here for long anyway

    • @rickh3714
      @rickh3714 2 роки тому +14

      Well I certainly award him
      The Inhumane Maggot of the year award.

    • @Ineedahandle75
      @Ineedahandle75 2 роки тому +2

      * Nobel

    • @RussianNationalist
      @RussianNationalist Рік тому +41

      @@rickh3714 cope

    • @karantikoo9302
      @karantikoo9302 Рік тому +42

      @@rickh3714 inhumane must be US govt

  • @aconite72
    @aconite72 4 роки тому +5439

    Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
    Putin: "That can be arranged."

  • @ferimosha9437
    @ferimosha9437 4 роки тому +4649

    When putin left his house he turned around and told his dad: You are the man in this house now

  • @robomac4634
    @robomac4634 4 роки тому +25645

    Interviewer: "Will Russia ever have a woman President"
    Putin: "No"
    Interviewer: "Why"
    Putin: "Because I'm not a woman"

  • @MG_Investing
    @MG_Investing 5 місяців тому +92

    This UA-cam algorithm is amazing wow. Anyone else getting this recommended in 2024?

  • @isaacespapa1
    @isaacespapa1 4 роки тому +1444

    Putin has a bear skin rug but the bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move.

  • @vladtheg4m3r70
    @vladtheg4m3r70 4 роки тому +31311

    Putin protects his bodyguards

    • @TheNameTooSexyToShow
      @TheNameTooSexyToShow 4 роки тому +1019

      Why do you talk about yourself in 3rd person?

    • @yashraj1365
      @yashraj1365 4 роки тому +452

      @@TheNameTooSexyToShow you know body double ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shook9702
      @shook9702 4 роки тому +109

      i n d e e d .

    • @Bott_Slayer
      @Bott_Slayer 4 роки тому +81

      Chuck norris is gonna copyright that

    • @kirigayakazuto797
      @kirigayakazuto797 4 роки тому +129

      @@TheNameTooSexyToShow He has enough kills to refer himself in 3rd person...

  • @exctubilator7153
    @exctubilator7153 4 роки тому +5765

    Hes able to absorb the bullets because of his *WIDE BODY*

    • @Toni29360
      @Toni29360 4 роки тому +65

      When he gets blown up by a bomb all of his body parts come back together

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 роки тому +12

      @@Toni29360 kono dio da

    • @release858
      @release858 4 роки тому +32

      Putin walk

    • @racelkatyusha403
      @racelkatyusha403 4 роки тому +7

      even nukes turn back to where they came from

    • @HritwRaje
      @HritwRaje 4 роки тому

      I don't understand "wide body".

  • @manoman0
    @manoman0 10 місяців тому +76

    When Putin talks, you understand.

  • @jamessaad3680
    @jamessaad3680 4 роки тому +6104

    Putin once accidentally dropped his wallet while visiting Switzerland. That spot is now known as the Swiss Bank.

  • @nickv8458
    @nickv8458 3 роки тому +12593

    *Interviewer:* "How do you avoid assassination attempts?"
    *Putin:* "I'm assassinating them earlier"

  • @dobdyae
    @dobdyae 4 роки тому +5220

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Putin

    • @shivanshgaur9805
      @shivanshgaur9805 4 роки тому +75

      best of all

    • @susane8
      @susane8 4 роки тому +30

      Putin had 3 missed calls from Bell rather

    • @Joe-42
      @Joe-42 4 роки тому +50

      @@susane8 bruh

    • @jag8936
      @jag8936 4 роки тому +36

      @@susane8 bruh

    • @yoando125
      @yoando125 4 роки тому +24

      @@susane8 r/whoooosh

  • @misssophie6515
    @misssophie6515 Рік тому +358

    This documentary is gold, absolutely fascinating to watch, well-made and very insightful. The time goes by so fast, I had planned to go to bed after an hour and save the rest for later, but before I knew it, I watched it all and then even re-watched parts.

    • @garimadubey9319
      @garimadubey9319 Рік тому +1

      What's the name of this documentary and where can I watch it?? Plzz reply!!

    • @crazychicken8290
      @crazychicken8290 Рік тому

      its in the video the putin interviews@@garimadubey9319

    • @filliposchat6528
      @filliposchat6528 Рік тому +3

      ​@@garimadubey9319I guess "The Putin Interviews". It says it on the video

    • @garimadubey9319
      @garimadubey9319 Рік тому

      @@filliposchat6528 ohk.... thankyou!!

  • @sgtrpcommand3778
    @sgtrpcommand3778 5 років тому +17319

    "The best way to assassinate someone is through their security, through people they trust"
    "I know"

    • @puskasisagod1235
      @puskasisagod1235 4 роки тому +353

      😶

    • @benjaminboo3561
      @benjaminboo3561 4 роки тому +755

      Isn’t that obvious lol

    • @dandreher611
      @dandreher611 4 роки тому +706

      A leader always watches his immediate subordinate for any signs of De-fection and nips the attempt in the bud! Stalin Says keep your Friends close and your Enemys closer so you can bring them to Moscow for award ceremony and bloody neck soup!

    • @mornepretorius7481
      @mornepretorius7481 4 роки тому +56

      Stalin was possibly murdered by the head of the NKVD

    • @EggyJeff2725
      @EggyJeff2725 4 роки тому +226

      @@mornepretorius7481 stalin died from a heart attack

  • @saratc985
    @saratc985 4 роки тому +3701

    "Only God knows our destiny.....yours and mine"
    Later, in news:
    'Man disappeared after his interview with Putin'

  • @shivayparihar1206
    @shivayparihar1206 4 роки тому +5641

    When putin drives, the car needs a license.

    • @notkazman1678
      @notkazman1678 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @gstarvega1320
      @gstarvega1320 4 роки тому +71

      You mean he asks the cops for their license

    • @TheeeAP
      @TheeeAP 4 роки тому +1

      Man it's funny .lol🤣

    • @JuanHernandez-qw5jz
      @JuanHernandez-qw5jz 4 роки тому +11

      Interviewer: "To die in bed, maybe."
      Putin: "That can be arranged."

    • @larrywithbraces4744
      @larrywithbraces4744 4 роки тому +3

      wait that's dumb coz you need to register your car before driving it (basically a license)

  • @F.C.77
    @F.C.77 Рік тому +72

    He has always something deep to say.

    • @Lucia-sy7le
      @Lucia-sy7le 11 місяців тому +3

      Because he is...DEEP

  • @basedakali
    @basedakali 4 роки тому +10971

    When Putin was in school, teachers raised their hands to ask him questions

    • @AdameczZs
      @AdameczZs 4 роки тому +30

      :D:D:D:D:D:D

    • @naveenshukla8303
      @naveenshukla8303 4 роки тому +59

      to tell him answers

    • @sarathb6470
      @sarathb6470 4 роки тому +25

      holy.. :D :D....i just visualized it...

    • @JJ-pw9ei
      @JJ-pw9ei 4 роки тому +7

      Brilliant, mate

    • @jorgeledesma2418
      @jorgeledesma2418 4 роки тому +22

      Putin didn't need a hall pass in school, the teachers need one.

  • @owaisaliumr786
    @owaisaliumr786 4 роки тому +4029

    Legends once said, "When Putin jumps in water, Putin doesn't get wet, the water gets Putin."

    • @shadesilverwing0
      @shadesilverwing0 4 роки тому +20

      That works better as a Chuck Norris joke.

    • @anakinskywalker7317
      @anakinskywalker7317 4 роки тому +12

      Worst joke till now

    • @owaisaliumr786
      @owaisaliumr786 4 роки тому +48

      @@anakinskywalker7317 Lol you are a joke yourself😂

    • @anakinskywalker7317
      @anakinskywalker7317 4 роки тому +8

      Maybe ..but not at such pathetic level as u...sorry😂

    • @0ldCat
      @0ldCat 3 роки тому +2

      Gets Putin'ed??
      I guess if he shat in the water, it would be true. At least for the immediately surrounding aquasphere

  • @yxj5204
    @yxj5204 4 роки тому +8969

    When Putin goes to the clubs, Strippers throws money at him.

  • @TheTeodorsoldierabvb
    @TheTeodorsoldierabvb Рік тому +168

    "Only God knows our destiny - mine and yours."
    Oh man, I'd start sweating right there

  • @Mystical-wt1cx
    @Mystical-wt1cx 4 роки тому +2670

    Interviewer: How secure are you?
    *Putin: You’re asking that to my body-double.*

    • @Mystical-wt1cx
      @Mystical-wt1cx 4 роки тому +3

      Рамис Карама 🧑🏼‍🦰huh?

    • @LexElivan
      @LexElivan 4 роки тому +4

      @@Triz2008 "Russia is currently on the democratic path"???

    • @Zeus11Nova13
      @Zeus11Nova13 4 роки тому

      @@Triz2008 it's good to hear that

    • @Zeus11Nova13
      @Zeus11Nova13 4 роки тому +2

      @Рамис Карама seems to far fetched.

    • @ruguoserliegise2716
      @ruguoserliegise2716 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @David-ov8cd
    @David-ov8cd 4 роки тому +4749

    When Putin left to join the KGB he turned to his father and said: “You’re the man of the house now.”

  • @maguire7476
    @maguire7476 3 роки тому +20529

    Putin is the type of guy that reads the whole terms & agreements and clicks “I disagree”
    Edit: Well This aged marvellously.

  • @KuruGDI
    @KuruGDI Рік тому +36

    _Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown_
    This is a quote from a Spanish proverb that means that those who are meant to die a certain way will not die in another way. It is often used to express the idea that fate or destiny is inevitable, and that trying to change it or avoid it is futile. The implication is that if someone is "destined to hang," they will not die by drowning.

  • @ugie8851
    @ugie8851 6 років тому +5570

    "those who destined to be hanged are not going to drown" wow. just wow. im gonna use that

    • @MuazCannabissativaMCMXCIV
      @MuazCannabissativaMCMXCIV 6 років тому +240

      *Russian Lecture*

    • @Bruugle
      @Bruugle 6 років тому +281

      That a line from the tempest by Shakespeare

    • @The8thblock
      @The8thblock 6 років тому +116

      what if you are hanged underwater and you drown first? like what if someone anchors your feet to the bottom of the ocean floor, but also ties a noose around your neck tied to somewhere high enough that your experiencing what its like to be hung. and then you inhale all that water while you were supposed to be hung. and if your going to say you are usually hung from a tree, what if the tree was underwater aswell.

    • @Cptbravo221
      @Cptbravo221 6 років тому +28

      lazyartist Last you'd die before reaching the floor from the pressure but if you didn't and had the strength you could potentially pull yourself up. Also if you were hanged underwater to a tree then you could simply swim to the surface

    • @The8thblock
      @The8thblock 6 років тому +4

      well im not exactly talking about an ocean, you can drown in a river without dying from pressure because its so deep. also if someone anchored your feet, im sure they would get something heavy enough that you wouldnt be able to pull yourself to the surface of the water. and when i said a tree, i meant all the aforementioned information plus your hung from the tree instead of wherever else you would have been hung from while anchored to the floor.

  • @janos82
    @janos82 4 роки тому +3207

    When Putin was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying

  • @Pe6ek
    @Pe6ek 5 років тому +2311

    1:59 : She didn't understand that quote, trust me.

    • @m.w.6526
      @m.w.6526 5 років тому +799

      She heard scary words, that's all she needed to satisfy her bias

    • @k43isback
      @k43isback 5 років тому +86

      Somehow I’m not surprised ^^

    • @jackpearson5285
      @jackpearson5285 5 років тому +333

      @Viktor Birkeland It's a Shakespeare reference so you should understand it just fine in English.

    • @IcyBrown
      @IcyBrown 5 років тому +46

      You can see it in her face

    • @TheRysiu120
      @TheRysiu120 5 років тому +42

      yeah, we have the same saying in Poland and it does mean something else than the exact translation

  • @jasonmaruszak812
    @jasonmaruszak812 Рік тому +87

    When the war started many compared him to Hitler. Right or wrong this guy really is much different. He’s a secure and intelligent, capable man with perspective

    • @Млечныйпуть-т1ю
      @Млечныйпуть-т1ю Рік тому +19

      Те люди которые так говорят, либо не очень умные, либо лицемеры.

    • @Tatiana-v2m
      @Tatiana-v2m 11 місяців тому

      И то, и другое. Это люди, притворяющиеся, что между 1945 и 2022 не было войн, и отрицающие, что в текущей войне минимальное число жертв среди мирных жителей в соотношении к военным@@Млечныйпуть-т1ю

    • @shadi6484
      @shadi6484 8 місяців тому

      as if he wasn't intelligent? he was capable, too.

    • @hemafalcon629
      @hemafalcon629 5 місяців тому +3

      Well civilian casualities in gaza are much higher than in ukraine with a fewer population and time so if he is to be compared with hltler so what is case with bibi his army and their allies who give him weapons???

    • @izajahmed8863
      @izajahmed8863 5 місяців тому

      That many you mentioned are all from the burned west.... We people as Indians and Chinese respect him and Russia for what he is doing... We clearly understand that the west is at its evil work and they are losing as Putin smashes them all over the place... At this point, very many people outside of the west support and stand with russians...

  • @dannalopez6646
    @dannalopez6646 4 роки тому +480

    When police stop Putin, he lets them off with a warning

  • @AmandeepSingh-hu2ir
    @AmandeepSingh-hu2ir 4 роки тому +5616

    Putin understands every word of English the interviewer says, but deciding to talk in Russian shows the pride he has in his language.

    • @nayeemhaider8367
      @nayeemhaider8367 4 роки тому +506

      Everyone should. This is one of the things South Asian countries lack

    • @pikppa
      @pikppa 4 роки тому +742

      It's a political tactic. Waiting for the translator give him extra time to think what to say.

    • @todorkolev7565
      @todorkolev7565 4 роки тому +479

      as a president, it would be faux pas of him to speak in a different language. He represents Russia. He speaks For the Russian people and To the Russian people.

    • @pdpgb
      @pdpgb 4 роки тому +61

      A downside though is he's leaving it up to the translator to carry across the meaning of his words properly. It's easier to make him look worse to the general English speaking public that way.

    • @todorkolev7565
      @todorkolev7565 4 роки тому +232

      @@pdpgb and that downside has an upside too. Should anything strike unfavorably on a foreign ear, he can always shift the blame to the translator :)

  • @Gamu_maravaz
    @Gamu_maravaz 3 роки тому +1354

    Growing up Putin's parents used to sleep in his bed when they were scared

  • @Kouros-y2t
    @Kouros-y2t Рік тому +32

    It's just a short video, but this interviewer is so good at it. Really charismatic.

  • @korudero
    @korudero 7 років тому +2993

    "They say those who are destined to be hanged are not going to drown."
    daaaaaaamn.

    • @meagainsttheworld9726
      @meagainsttheworld9726 7 років тому +20

      Josh C powerful thinking

    • @KilyanAustin
      @KilyanAustin 6 років тому +45

      What does it mean

    • @ndalum75
      @ndalum75 6 років тому +355

      +Kilyan I think what he's roughly saying is that "those who are destined for greatness will not die by freak accident, they will die at the height of things, or peacefully in their bed".

    • @jassonms2224
      @jassonms2224 6 років тому +104

      For me it means that god decides your faith and if god decide that you die naturally then you will die the way god wanted

    • @srt-fw8nh
      @srt-fw8nh 6 років тому +158

      In very simple terms it means "Don't fear death".

  • @aryanparekh9314
    @aryanparekh9314 4 роки тому +1946

    When Putin graduated, companies applied to him.

    • @nakulnaik5617
      @nakulnaik5617 4 роки тому +18

      On-Putin placements

    • @gta5.clipss537
      @gta5.clipss537 3 роки тому +4

      school graduated him

    • @Mohamed37491
      @Mohamed37491 3 роки тому +2

      Congrats, You got 420 likes. I will not like it because I want it that way. However, I want to like the comment.

    • @valentinla1305
      @valentinla1305 3 роки тому +1

      Actually back then institutions really applied to you.

    • @fredrikronnberg684
      @fredrikronnberg684 3 роки тому +1

      this is actually something that does happen if you are a good performer at a target university.

  • @captainfatbat9557
    @captainfatbat9557 3 роки тому +6009

    Putin: Everyone will die at a point.
    Interviewer: *Alright.. I am gonna be very careful about what I am going to say next*

    • @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou
      @TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou 3 роки тому +209

      Only God knows what will happen to you or me
      Lmao he knew he messed up at that moment

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 3 роки тому +81

      @@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou No, he usually mentions religious context here and there.

    • @notyannz
      @notyannz 3 роки тому +21

      @@abhabh6896 *sighs*

    • @mikki_lia
      @mikki_lia 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @venom4550
      @venom4550 3 роки тому

      🤣

  • @alugandulagouthamkumar5409
    @alugandulagouthamkumar5409 2 роки тому +98

    His smile is genuine.
    His innocence while rejecting his polo offered by person standing beside him.

  • @swetaranjan6328
    @swetaranjan6328 4 роки тому +676

    On the eve of Christmas
    President Putin left a gift for Santa

    • @rulisa1131
      @rulisa1131 4 роки тому +16

      And Santa was never seen since that day.

    • @jlee1081
      @jlee1081 4 роки тому +10

      And a letter saying *"ckya blyat"*

    • @nooneatall9479
      @nooneatall9479 4 роки тому +14

      @@rulisa1131 Rumour has it Comrade Klaus is making toys in a hard labour gulag in Siberia

    • @nooneatall9479
      @nooneatall9479 4 роки тому +1

      On his birthday, Putin's presents wrap and gift themselves

  • @mitesh6156
    @mitesh6156 2 роки тому +3894

    "Those who are destined to be hanged, do not drown." Chills down my spine. 🥶

    • @hoopstar8069
      @hoopstar8069 2 роки тому +170

      Yo fr man...who tf talks like that...🤣🤣

    • @moni2415
      @moni2415 2 роки тому +391

      Nah, it's just a saying. We have it in Polish too. It just means "what will be, will be".

    • @ROFLgator1
      @ROFLgator1 2 роки тому +25

      @@moni2415 how do you say that phrase in Polish?

    • @moni2415
      @moni2415 2 роки тому +95

      @@ROFLgator1 Co ma wisieć, nie utonie [what is to be hanged, will not drown]

    • @ROFLgator1
      @ROFLgator1 2 роки тому +21

      @@moni2415 nice, I'm learning Polish, so all of this helps. Ty

  • @vidita4186
    @vidita4186 4 роки тому +1899

    Putin: Everyone will die at a point.
    Queen Elizabeth: Are you sure about that.

  • @mdabdullah4379
    @mdabdullah4379 2 роки тому +682

    The way putin talks about assassination attempts on his life with a straight face, what a badass

    • @КЕА-ч7о
      @КЕА-ч7о 2 роки тому +37

      Потому что мой Президент, самый лучший! Моя любовь ❤️

    • @patrickian8843
      @patrickian8843 2 роки тому +3

      He’s overconfident…

    • @Ampet___
      @Ampet___ 2 роки тому +52

      You gotta be like that, if you want to rule a country like Russia

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 2 роки тому +37

      @@patrickian8843 not overconfidencs, he simply trust his men

    • @mag9604
      @mag9604 Рік тому

      @@lly_09 His men definitely trusts him as they are all being slaughtered in Ukraine at the moment

  • @aldofitla6657
    @aldofitla6657 4 роки тому +844

    "5 attempts assassinations ....."
    Putin's stare is so cold he stopped Global Warming

    • @SumiNaga19
      @SumiNaga19 4 роки тому +2

      @Garv Sharma yes he will laugh

  • @desiroots7806
    @desiroots7806 3 роки тому +2537

    When putin moved out, he told his father you're the man of the house now.

    • @whatthe8211
      @whatthe8211 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @ultraboy99x
      @ultraboy99x 3 роки тому +2

      Omg a shaheen player here???

    • @doktork3406
      @doktork3406 3 роки тому +7

      When he turned 18, his parents moved out.

    • @whodatsaints9760
      @whodatsaints9760 3 роки тому +1

      Best one I’ve seen

    • @brianbradburn
      @brianbradburn 3 роки тому +3

      I heard this joke before, only it was Chuck Norris.

  • @raumdeuter_11
    @raumdeuter_11 3 роки тому +8541

    Putin doesn't turn the shower on.
    He stares at it till it starts crying

    • @albert_the_cool8092
      @albert_the_cool8092 3 роки тому +108

      thats a good one lol

    • @forestforest2392
      @forestforest2392 3 роки тому +20

      @@albert_the_cool8092 yes way better than others too much view

    • @mihailwarsavski8849
      @mihailwarsavski8849 3 роки тому +30

      Very funny and original😐😐

    • @pashauzan
      @pashauzan 3 роки тому +28

      @@mihailwarsavski8849 our comment comrade

    • @Thanos-u5f
      @Thanos-u5f 3 роки тому +17

      No he stares till it starts peeing 😂😂🤣

  • @KIAMVP
    @KIAMVP 5 місяців тому +36

    UA-cam recommendations are insane 😅😅

  • @yeezyisgod5561
    @yeezyisgod5561 3 роки тому +3043

    When Putin cuts onion, onion cries.

  • @MakMood
    @MakMood 4 роки тому +959

    In Russia' s Presidential debate, Putin asks the questions...

    • @JinxaizenHm
      @JinxaizenHm 4 роки тому +5

      @Zeus it is

    • @RuGaFa
      @RuGaFa 4 роки тому +17

      TheGeneral we don’t have them, because putin is the one who elects the president

    • @georgewashington3918
      @georgewashington3918 4 роки тому +1

      Zeus yes. If you don’t get it then it won’t be funny

    • @AdameczZs
      @AdameczZs 4 роки тому

      :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @georgewashington3918
      @georgewashington3918 4 роки тому

      Zeus :/

  • @jaikishan2815
    @jaikishan2815 3 роки тому +4221

    "Only God knows our destinies - yours & mine" - he delivered that line like a real gangster

    • @john0032
      @john0032 3 роки тому +98

      He acts like a Don

    • @СемёнПопов-п9ж
      @СемёнПопов-п9ж 3 роки тому +142

      He IS a regular gangster.

    • @abhishekkamboj2791
      @abhishekkamboj2791 3 роки тому +3

      @Рептил What is slavic way of thinking then my friend?

    • @abhishekkamboj2791
      @abhishekkamboj2791 3 роки тому +6

      @Рептил I don't have an opinion so it can't be opposite of it. I was genuinely asking.

    • @0hn0haha
      @0hn0haha 3 роки тому +72

      @@abhishekkamboj2791 In the Slavic mind, that is something a sage says, it is a sign of humility. "I might be president, but there is a power and fate greater than me in the end." That's the way his statement rings.
      Overall you get the impression of a smart, wise but also clever and ruthless leader, the kind Slavs tend to like, if it is their leader.

  • @SuperMohd1985
    @SuperMohd1985 Рік тому +14

    Very wise and talented to be honest.

  • @aarondylan5606
    @aarondylan5606 4 роки тому +147

    There is not a single Russian in that room that has not fought a bear.

  • @madclown7308
    @madclown7308 4 роки тому +1844

    "those who are destined to be hanged are not gonna drowned"
    -Putin
    Interviewer: chuckles suspiciously

    • @Savant_Ananya
      @Savant_Ananya 4 роки тому +81

      The interviewer realised that he was going to be hanged...😂😂😂

    • @thaksjtube
      @thaksjtube 4 роки тому +79

      interviewer- pretends to understand the meaning

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 4 роки тому +24

      i genuinely did not understand what Putin meant by that

    • @Macion-sm2ui
      @Macion-sm2ui 4 роки тому +48

      @@DavidL1986 destiny - if your destiny is to become president you will become president, but if your destiny is to die in age 25 you will die in age 25

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 4 роки тому +3

      @@Macion-sm2ui ah k. yeh it didnt make sense to me. But i do agree with that saying! Ive even thought similar myself before

  • @life_archive7840
    @life_archive7840 4 роки тому +851

    Castro: "Putin what kind of security is this?!"
    Putin "I *AM* the security!"

  • @janmejayrathore217
    @janmejayrathore217 5 місяців тому +20

    Trump escapes assassination
    Putin :- First Time?

  • @preranapradeep3963
    @preranapradeep3963 4 роки тому +5592

    Putin is the real life James bond being a president

    • @saxonelyaman9212
      @saxonelyaman9212 4 роки тому +18

      potutu potutu yaaa... about that lmao

    • @ralonzo1101
      @ralonzo1101 4 роки тому +10

      Yes, he is. I really like your comment❤

    • @zak6721
      @zak6721 4 роки тому +91

      Thats so weird cuz Daniel Craig actually looks like a young Putin. He could play him in a movie.

    • @unknownanonymous9503
      @unknownanonymous9503 4 роки тому

      Platota

    • @spaingano
      @spaingano 4 роки тому +8

      Christopher lee is or was a reallife james bond, even released a metal album or two well into his later years

  • @thefinalantagonist
    @thefinalantagonist 3 роки тому +855

    "Americans don't have a full picture of Putin"
    *Shows a picture of his full body*
    Me: Confused

    • @kingofcrap4414
      @kingofcrap4414 3 роки тому +70

      You absolute fool, that is merely Putin's avatar.

    • @firstnamelastname7079
      @firstnamelastname7079 3 роки тому +4

      You aren't confused though?

    • @mrlee6516
      @mrlee6516 3 роки тому +7

      underrated

    • @random-b-i2480
      @random-b-i2480 3 роки тому +7

      I'm waiting for someone to get whooshed

    • @lifeinsurance4495
      @lifeinsurance4495 3 роки тому +6

      Didn't see no penis now did ya. Therefore it's not a full image. Checkmate.

  • @HerrXenon_
    @HerrXenon_ 4 роки тому +622

    0:35
    Interviewer: "Five assassination attempts I'm told"
    Putin: blank stare, causally blinking
    Damn boi, that's cold

  • @zulfi9
    @zulfi9 Рік тому +21

    His calmness is terrifying
    Putin has balls of steel

    • @skippyshake
      @skippyshake Рік тому +3

      He has a dark soul

    • @PANDA-lw3mp
      @PANDA-lw3mp Рік тому +1

      Ur brainwashed bro

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 Рік тому

      If he has balls of steel, why are his tables always the same size as the standing convoys at the ukrainian border?

  • @Frozus-nh9oq
    @Frozus-nh9oq 3 роки тому +4643

    When Putin download windows, Microsoft agrees to his terms and conditions

  • @FrozenShadow007
    @FrozenShadow007 3 роки тому +2266

    Interviewer: “Not as much as Castro”
    Putin: casually pops a smile

    • @azi8855
      @azi8855 3 роки тому +32

      Leaving this here when this blows up

    • @Z10895
      @Z10895 3 роки тому +7

      @@azi8855 k

    • @xuesse4662
      @xuesse4662 3 роки тому +24

      @Azi is that a threat of terrorism

    • @azi8855
      @azi8855 3 роки тому +7

      @@xuesse4662 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @yourplaylist4538
      @yourplaylist4538 3 роки тому

      @@xuesse4662 lol that's clever

  • @vitaminprotein6878
    @vitaminprotein6878 4 роки тому +5107

    Young Putin: arrives late
    Teacher: punishes every student for coming early
    Edit: Thank you for liking 'OUR- comment', but I stole it from another video

  • @selmae.890
    @selmae.890 Рік тому +15

    What a man 💫

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 3 роки тому +3247

    Interviewer: "The first motive of assassination is to get inside the security of the president."
    Putin: " *I know* "

    • @wolfsmith9890
      @wolfsmith9890 3 роки тому +163

      He speaks from expiriance xD

    • @oliverb.8995
      @oliverb.8995 3 роки тому +255

      @@wolfsmith9890 hes also a former KGB agent so he was a spy

    • @bpj1805
      @bpj1805 2 роки тому +38

      @@oliverb.8995 He wasn't a spy as in doing fieldwork. He was a lawyer.

    • @manorui100
      @manorui100 2 роки тому +53

      @@bpj1805 that's what they tell you

    • @16h46
      @16h46 2 роки тому +19

      @@bpj1805 that's what they say

  • @raoufghojoghi8700
    @raoufghojoghi8700 4 роки тому +1007

    this comment section is all I need to get through depression 😂

  • @zeroimpetuous
    @zeroimpetuous 3 роки тому +8698

    When putin was late for the class, the teacher punished others for being early.

  • @ALLS111
    @ALLS111 10 місяців тому +11

    Morals the West will not understand

    • @metodiusm428
      @metodiusm428 10 місяців тому +2

      Hopefully it will never understand. Russia is a sh*thole country without any future much worse than the US or any EU country

  • @puffozoid3946
    @puffozoid3946 2 роки тому +858

    1:25
    "they say that those who are destined to be hanged
    are not going to drown".
    that gives me chills knowing the situation now ...

    • @Sindrella.
      @Sindrella. 2 роки тому +42

      Seems oddly prophetic

    • @glendabed
      @glendabed 2 роки тому +14

      It's pretty much taken from a sea storm scene in Shakespeare's The Tempest: "I have great comfort from this fellow.. Stand fast, good fate, to his hanging; make the rope of his destiny our cable, for our own doth little advantage. If he be not born to be hanged, our case is miserable."

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 2 роки тому +6

      @@glendabed oh yeah, I see it now. So what does everyone think he meant? Are we surviving another trip around the sun you think?

    • @ah8893
      @ah8893 2 роки тому +20

      I’m sorry but even w these comments I still don’t understand wtf that means 😂😂

    • @rahulseth6920
      @rahulseth6920 2 роки тому +47

      @@ah8893 it means those who r destined to get worst death...can't get easy death

  • @tar3712
    @tar3712 3 роки тому +745

    *Plot twist* : Putin is talking about how his assassins escaped with their lives

    • @ogserpents5426
      @ogserpents5426 3 роки тому +10

      Plot twist they don’t he’s just going down the list

    • @Shokuhou_chan
      @Shokuhou_chan 3 роки тому +1

      LMAO XD

    • @extrm161
      @extrm161 2 роки тому

      Vlad Viral ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html

  • @lilidesisto5385
    @lilidesisto5385 3 роки тому +1737

    Somebody’s putin a lot of Russia joke in this comment section

  • @ValentinoRossi46
    @ValentinoRossi46 9 місяців тому +12

    *WHEN PUTIN GOES TO THE CHURCH, THE POP CONFESS TO PUTIN*

  • @Life_less_ordinary
    @Life_less_ordinary 3 роки тому +401

    Putin calls 911 and asks what is their emergency

  • @CalebMcFadden
    @CalebMcFadden 4 роки тому +739

    Notice how he barely moves his right hand when he walks. It’s so he can easily reach for his gun.

    • @alexy33t46
      @alexy33t46 4 роки тому +37

      You are right. Its a tactic used by US spies too , you can watch a documentary on it

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 4 роки тому +111

      not quite, I believe that he does it out of habit, because as you know he was a KGB agent, and had to always be ready to pull out a weapon and fight

    • @angelbonebreak1135
      @angelbonebreak1135 4 роки тому +7

      @@maxim6088Хахахаха yes, you are correct ^^

    • @9-diligencevincecobacha746
      @9-diligencevincecobacha746 4 роки тому +14

      wide Putin intensifies

    • @deliciouspotato2623
      @deliciouspotato2623 4 роки тому +37

      No there's a tank inside his Russian pocket

  • @Mikey-uu8fi
    @Mikey-uu8fi 7 років тому +1329

    Bruh why would he be afraid? He's a former KGB agent plus he's russian. salute!

    • @indethbed2546
      @indethbed2546 7 років тому +37

      Jezron Brasileno some might say that he was a kgb agent because he was russian

    • @josephgarcia2006
      @josephgarcia2006 6 років тому +1

      annie barr 5 u got roasted

    • @pinksocks8697
      @pinksocks8697 6 років тому +1

      annie barr 5 *cringe*

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 6 років тому

      He was head of kgb lol

    • @akyut1749
      @akyut1749 6 років тому +2

      annie barr 5 Nice copy and paste. Let me guess, google searched 'long English words' in an attempt to make yourself look intelligent? Give me a break.

  • @ISHIKABotany
    @ISHIKABotany 8 місяців тому +9

    1 Putin vs 32 Nato leaders, still putin weighs the most

  • @kanodunk1719
    @kanodunk1719 3 роки тому +558

    When his mother was asked to name him, he spoke for himself.

  • @matte_l3lack
    @matte_l3lack 4 роки тому +132

    Smokey: "I won, give me my money."
    Putin: "You what?"
    Smokey: "I lost."

  • @pritamlaskar7265
    @pritamlaskar7265 3 роки тому +1948

    "Only God knows our destiny - yours and mine. One day this is going to happen to each and every one of us. The question is what we will have accomplished by then in this transient world, and whether we'll have enjoyed our life" - Putin ..........this is among the best lines I've seen someone saying in recent years

    • @deryngloust9719
      @deryngloust9719 3 роки тому +51

      yes ngl, that's something you'd expect a respectable person would say but it still amaze me

    • @babysherl493
      @babysherl493 3 роки тому +55

      Same. It’s super inspirational and somehow makes me face the fact that we all have to die someday, but have we truly lived? damn. Thanks Putin.

    • @catsniper6974
      @catsniper6974 3 роки тому +92

      You guys need to pick up a book

    • @writingwofl5836
      @writingwofl5836 3 роки тому +21

      I want to meet putin

    • @dionysus4207
      @dionysus4207 3 роки тому +13

      Well, he enjoys his life, do Russians do?

  • @MrLandon_1
    @MrLandon_1 2 роки тому +78

    This is literally terrifying, I actually never heard him speak.

    • @lly_09
      @lly_09 2 роки тому +1

      So you've only ever heard him dubbed?

    • @gr1mmy954
      @gr1mmy954 Рік тому +2

      Now Imagine him speaking in English

    • @leftlovers9137
      @leftlovers9137 Рік тому

      You think that’s bad? Just remember usa inspired Hitler. And now we are funding ukronazis lol.

    • @krevetka9744
      @krevetka9744 Рік тому +13

      It is indeed terrifying that media nowdays never allow him to speak for himself but quote him instead. Or show specific 6-second cuts of his speeches. Because if people are allowed to hear him - everyone suddenly is brainwashed.

    • @lambsauce1816
      @lambsauce1816 Рік тому

      Where have you been living the last 2 decades?

  • @SunnySydeRamsay
    @SunnySydeRamsay 2 роки тому +3593

    "A lot of people would like two hours to talk with Vladimir Putin at this moment"
    Indeed, like Zelensky.

    • @bobindergrosse
      @bobindergrosse 2 роки тому +71

      I knew this was going to come xD

    • @geologist5838
      @geologist5838 2 роки тому +52

      If only he could talk, at least know, all jokes aside

    • @JewishGoldGrab
      @JewishGoldGrab 2 роки тому +2

      @@geologist5838 Lmfao

    • @omars9768
      @omars9768 2 роки тому +2

      there would be only one time

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 2 роки тому +105

      Zelensky is a clown that people somehow take seriously, if he didn't put his hand in NATO's hand his country wouldn't be in this mess..
      Say what you want about the US but at least they know how to control their btchs (mexico, canada and every country in the Americans)..

  • @DrewMcIntyre.
    @DrewMcIntyre. 3 роки тому +2180

    Putin is the only man who can hear the voices in Randy Orton 's head.

    • @yuu-xm4rf
      @yuu-xm4rf 3 роки тому +109

      LMAO and also see John Cena

    • @mdsarfarazali5207
      @mdsarfarazali5207 3 роки тому +14

      Ok....from WWE videos you came across Internation political news?

    • @nirianirar5298
      @nirianirar5298 3 роки тому +18

      @@mdsarfarazali5207 From Rusev's entrance video lol

    • @enriquemejia5861
      @enriquemejia5861 3 роки тому +11

      Damn this is GOLD 😂😂😂😂

    • @user-dm1yx7qz6h
      @user-dm1yx7qz6h 3 роки тому +3

      I think kids who believe WWE is real could not process these political news

  • @kapalshiuu
    @kapalshiuu 4 роки тому +119

    When Putin come to your house, you're the guest

  • @stsk1061
    @stsk1061 Рік тому +7

    Now we need a Prigozhin on escaping assassination attempts video.

  • @mouriqueritchie6851
    @mouriqueritchie6851 4 роки тому +169

    Putin: I've survived about 5 assassination attempts.
    Castro: Hold my cigar.

    • @jlee1081
      @jlee1081 4 роки тому +2

      Can i know who is Castro?

    • @mouriqueritchie6851
      @mouriqueritchie6851 4 роки тому +7

      @@jlee1081 He's the former leader of Cuba, Fidel Castro.

    • @ParagonRex
      @ParagonRex 4 роки тому +4

      Putin: I've survived about 5 assassination attempts.
      Marshall Tito: Hold my beer.

    • @barackobama8463
      @barackobama8463 4 роки тому +8

      @@jlee1081 he survived like 650 attempts

    • @lovethyself744
      @lovethyself744 4 роки тому

      ahahah right

  • @dep7up
    @dep7up 2 роки тому +102

    When Putin dials the wrong number he says you answered the wrong phone.

    • @Lucia-sy7le
      @Lucia-sy7le Рік тому +4

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @kirkdecker6228
    @kirkdecker6228 7 років тому +1281

    A very intelligent man. I respect President Putin.

    • @theguitarprogresschannel1907
      @theguitarprogresschannel1907 7 років тому

      Kirk Decker *plutin

    • @alftupper9359
      @alftupper9359 6 років тому +26

      Kirk Decker
      The west has many intelligent men in positions of power. Putin has courage and backbone they don't have.

    • @dl-q3387
      @dl-q3387 6 років тому +11

      Gersht Waffen no, it doesn't.
      People like you equate fear with respect.Thats not what respect is. Here stupid, do some reading
      www.nerdtoenglish.com/2013/01/fear-is-not-respect/

    • @idontknowwhattonamemyself3814
      @idontknowwhattonamemyself3814 6 років тому

      Gersht Waffen Well... I kinda agree with you

    • @Joe-cx3zr
      @Joe-cx3zr 6 років тому +1

      Noob Crafter your pfp is Minecraft so your opinion doesn’t matter

  • @zainabrajpoot2550
    @zainabrajpoot2550 2 роки тому +12

    Love this guy 😍😍

  • @mravalik
    @mravalik 7 років тому +1631

    Listening and reading what Putin is saying..........when has trump ever made any sort of philosophical statements such as these.

    • @jelle2406
      @jelle2406 7 років тому +135

      Kent McLeod when has any of your presidents.

    • @duxd1452
      @duxd1452 7 років тому +98

      Philosophical? Wow I feel truly sorry for you if you consider this a profound or philosophical statement.

    • @mravalik
      @mravalik 7 років тому +30

      Dux D Then again I wasn't being serious, and no need to feel sorry, I am not the smartest person so clearly I need to be more educated furthermore.

    • @mathiaspoulson
      @mathiaspoulson 7 років тому +60

      im not comparing the two. but if you listen to hitler you will realise he is also as sophisticated and charismatic as putin

    • @peterkalyvas2044
      @peterkalyvas2044 7 років тому

      Kent McLeod υ

  • @jorgeledesma2418
    @jorgeledesma2418 4 роки тому +267

    The world spins everytime putin goes running.

    • @serialshitposter186
      @serialshitposter186 4 роки тому +1

      Then he's running 24/7h

    • @pi6141
      @pi6141 4 роки тому +1

      Unless you' join the flat earth society

  • @Bobas__2
    @Bobas__2 3 роки тому +5407

    if you ever feel useless, remember: *Putin has bodyguards*

    • @The_Uberfly
      @The_Uberfly 3 роки тому +66

      One of the bests XD

    • @horcrux8329
      @horcrux8329 3 роки тому +286

      the bodyguards have putin

    • @fan99999
      @fan99999 3 роки тому +55

      @Smunstu Stinkymonster chill bro, one out of every 86 people's sense of humor sucks. They just can't understand a perfectly humorous joke.

    • @fan99999
      @fan99999 3 роки тому +81

      Lemme add more, if you feel dumb, remember people tried to assassinate Putin.

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried 3 роки тому +11

      @@fan99999 I could say a-sus-inate and itd be funnier

  • @ninisky2706
    @ninisky2706 6 місяців тому +4

    "One day this is going to happen to each and every one of us. The question is what we will have accomplished by then in this transient world, and whether we'll have enjoyed our life?"