You see what happens Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens Larry! This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!
Anyone remember how we changed the lyrics? I was in elementary school at the time that this TV show was on. We sang: "Stranded! Stranded on the toilet bowl! What do you do when your stranded and there isn't any roll?"
I recall Chuck Connor's walk of shame when this series was shown in the very early 60s. The theme music from that period (1960 -70), whether it be The Man From UNCLE, M Squad, The Avengers, Redcap, Gurney Slade etc was always memorable.
My God! For the past few days, I could not get this song out of my head! Now that I've heard it, I can't stop giggling! I used to watch this with my father. Geez, you know you're getting old when you can look on shows like this and smile. Do you remember The Rifleman?
Stranded....stranded on the toilet bowl, What do you do when you're stranded, and you don't have a roll. To prove you're man you must wipe it with your hand, Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. Man, I miss being a kid in the 60's.
Stranded. Stuck on the toilet bowl. What do you do when your stranded, and you can't reach the roll? What ever you do for the rest of your life, you must prove you're a man, use your hand!
I was young when this show first came out and heard this rendition but it ended, "Where every you go for the rest of your life you must prove,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you can wipe.
The short version we sang as kids... “ Stranded... stranded on the toilet bowwwwl what do you do when you’re stranded..and you don’t have a rolllll, you must prove you’re a man and whip with your hand.... you’re a man.”
My old man used to watch Branded , And when it was over he would whistle and sing the tune all through the weekend ...... It drove my mum and me " CRAZY "
Prior to a “stripping of rank” ceremony such as this, the offender's sword would be sent to the blacksmith's shop to weaken it at one point so that it could be easily broken.
Prior to a “stripping of rank” ceremony such as this, the offender's sword would be sent to the blacksmith's shop to weaken it at one point so that it could be easily broken.
"Stranded"! Stranded on the toilet bowl...What do you do when you're stranded and you ain got a roll. ...to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand...to prove you're a scout you msut wipe it with your snout..... (summer camp song for around the campofire.)
This one time many moons ago I was invited to the Playboy mansion and had the time of my life. Unfortunately, I had too much to drink and had to be ejected. I was yelling the Branded theme tune in the back of a police van. The sheriff of Malibu was so mean to me
in 5th-6th grade us boys at recess would run around and sing "stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl .. what do you do when you're stranded and you're out of the roll? to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand .. stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl .. " the girls said "ewwwwww .. " and it went on until a grownup made us stop or somebody got hurt and had to go crying to the nurse's office
I had no idea that Mark Goodson and Bill Todman did non game show program with "Branded". This should be in Fremantle's possession! This would be great to be rebooted on Paramount Plus.
Prior to a “stripping of rank” ceremony such as this, the offender's sword would be sent to the blacksmith's shop to weaken it at one point so that it could be easily broken.
stranded. stranded on the toilet boooowwwlll. what do ya do when youre stranded. and you cant reach the roll. wherever you go for the rest of your life you must proooooove... you have wiped.
In honor of my father who passed away last month: Stranded, stuck on the toilet bowl What do you do when your stranded And you need another roll For all of your life you will have to poo But if you are stranded then what will you do? Stranded, stuck on the toilet bowl What do you do when you're stranded And you need another roll?
"When you're sitting on the bowl And you don't have a roll You're stranded. Sometimes in your life you must prove you're a man. Wipe it with your hand!"
![THE RIFLEMAN 1958 Cast THEN AND NOW 2023 Thanks For The Memories [65 Years After]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Us1fMi4p-A8/mqdefault.jpg)
Branded had 48 episodes and Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 of them..."bulk of the series" indeed, dude
Not exactly a lightweight, dude.
Beat me to it, lol.
@Nick Some might have been rejected.
108 of them are still "in the can," as the tv people say.
@user-ow4tn9zs7wYou’re out of your element.
Branded - especially the early episodes, were a true source of inspiration for me.
XD this is why I'm here
And yet little Larry Sellers was a dunce, despite having a father smart enough to write the bulk of the series.
We know it's his homework, man. Ask him about the car!!
Arthur Digby Sellers. Pilar, does he still write? Oh no, he's very sick.
Bulk of the series, Dude.
And a good day to you Sir!
Common that's a dismissal and or dishonorable discharge
'"Married...With Children" did a comical but good-hearted parody of the title sequence starring Al of course.
"I am NOT his son!"
I dig your style too man, the whole cowboy thing going
Just one thing dude, do ya have to use so many cuss words?
The fuck are you talking about?
Sometimes you eat the b'ar and sometimes the b'ar, why, he eats you.
Arthur Digby Sellers wrote the bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight.
Yet his son is a fuckin' dunce...
+Zach Sutton AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
Zach Sutton 156 episodes dude
Zach Sutton and yes it's near the In and Out Burger. Few beers and a few laughs.... are fucking troubles are over Dude...
oooh nooo.....he has healt problems
You're killing your father, Larry!!
vap420 This is what happens, Larry!
"....this is what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass ! ! !"
AT-knish420 Alright, this bastard wants to stonewall me
is this your homework larry?
AT-knish420 🤣
Look Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain son.
You see what happens Larry? You see what happens? This is what happens Larry! This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!
You mark that frame an 8 you're entering a world of pain
Unforgettable opening song. Loved it !!
I always remembered this, though I first saw it when I was very young. So very haunting. I loved the series and the song. Thanks for posting this.
It's the earliest TV show I can remember and I will turn 62 this Sunday.
Im 68 and this was the joint! Loved it!😊😊😇
Only here for the Lebowski comments
Hernard Badloght Same, dude.
Anyone remember how we changed the lyrics? I was in elementary school at the time that this TV show was on. We sang: "Stranded! Stranded on the toilet bowl! What do you do when your stranded and there isn't any roll?"
......to prove your a man, you must wipe with your hand....Stranded...Stranded on the toilet 🚽 bowl !!!
Be a man! Wipe your butt with your hand! 😂
Stranded, on top of the toilet bowl, what do you do when you’re stranded, and you aint got a roll? Be a man, use your hand.
the addams family started
when uncle fester farted
and now they're all retarded
the addams family!
Wherever you can, you must use your hand, for this proves....you're a man!
156 episodes, Dude. The bulk of the series.
not exactly a lightweight
48 episodes according to Wiki lol, TBL hitting me with another joke decades after first watch.
I recall Chuck Connor's walk of shame when this series was shown in the very early 60s.
The theme music from that period (1960 -70), whether it be The Man From UNCLE,
M Squad, The Avengers, Redcap, Gurney Slade etc was always memorable.
Mission Impossible. Hawaii 5-O...
" What do you do when you are branded, when you fight for your name ", awesome and amazing, absolutely amazing.
The Bundy's brought me here! Awesome song!
My God! For the past few days, I could not get this song out of my head! Now that I've heard it, I can't stop giggling! I used to watch this with my father.
Geez, you know you're getting old when you can look on shows like this and smile.
Do you remember The Rifleman?
'''Lapping Lizards'''''' 🧐
@@rhondastanton
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm a little nostalgic too. I used to sit with my dad and with Branded. Jesus, time flies...
out of all our past TV Cowboy heroes
I don't think anyone is remembered as much as
CHUCK CONNORS !
Don't be silly . Matt Dillon of Gunsmoke.
Chuck was THE MAN!
They don't make shows like this anymore❤
They sure don't
We don't have writers like this
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
@@pcmcguire18504 it's not my opinion it's fact😆
That chief of police of Malibu is a real reactionary. And doesn't even care that Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
I haven't thought of this show since I was a kid! A true CLASSIC!
I watched all of his Branded shows and then the rifleman series after that. Chuck Connors was too cool back then and someone to aspire to.
How do I get the Branded shows?
@@jacdragan8918 You must prove ...
You're a man!
Branded!
I believe you can see episodes on Sunday on INSP TV. www.insp.com/shows/branded/
Me too.First thing on after grandma stories were done
Stranded....stranded on the toilet bowl,
What do you do when you're stranded, and you don't have a roll.
To prove you're man you must wipe it with your hand,
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl.
Man, I miss being a kid in the 60's.
Hey! I just commented a version that I remembered my older brother singing. I guess that was like a word of mouth meme back then.
@@Dethmeister Nine year-old boys think alike.
I remember too!
Haha I've never heard of the series. I came across this song in "Married with Children" and it stuck to my head. Glad I found it.
Same here 🫡
@@You_Aint_Hype another OG 🫡
Chuck Connors was a great actor!!!!
🎶 What Do You Do When You're BRANDED?...."YOU SCREAM LIKE A BITCHHHHHH." 🤯
Thanks for posting this! I vaguely remembered it from my childhood and it's good to find it here, complete.
Stranded. Stuck on the toilet bowl. What do you do when your stranded, and you can't reach the roll? What ever you do for the rest of your life, you must prove you're a man, use your hand!
I was young when this show first came out and heard this rendition but it ended, "Where every you go for the rest of your life you must prove,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you can wipe.
lmao!!!!
fastacker2 Stranded!
Wait...I THOUGHT MY MOM INVENTED THAT!!
The short version we sang as kids...
“ Stranded... stranded on the toilet bowwwwl what do you do when you’re stranded..and you don’t have a rolllll, you must prove you’re a man and whip with your hand.... you’re a man.”
I couldn't get that theme song out of my head. Thanks for the full memory!
@Steve A I used to watch every episode also. Was he ever able to prove his innocence? i forget.
I've never seen a second of a single episode yet I still know the theme song by heart
Arthur Digby Sellers wrote the bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight !
And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
he has health problems
I loved this show
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
This is what happens, Larry...
I remember this TV series when I was a kid probably about 5 years old in 1962 I would guess
Actually you would have been 8 or 9. The series started in 1965 and ended in 1966
Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes!
My old man used to watch Branded , And when it was over he would whistle and sing the tune all through the weekend ...... It drove my mum and me " CRAZY "
Larry that man is here
Thumbs up if The Big Lebowski brought you here!
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man
Our fuckin troubles are over dude
GREAT show.
Best start to any western series!
I can never forget this show.😀 I was watching reruns of this in the early 80’s on TV in black and white.📺 I only had 3 channels back then.🤣😏
BULK OF THE SERIES
Not exactly a lightweight
how useful was that sword if it could be brokren over his knee like that?
Prior to a “stripping of rank” ceremony such as this, the offender's sword would be sent to the blacksmith's shop to weaken it at one point so that it could be easily broken.
@@flashkellam7395...wow, that was serious...!
If that sabers quality was any indication of his military equipment well of course he ran. What did his pistol shoot, water?
Prior to a “stripping of rank” ceremony such as this, the offender's sword would be sent to the blacksmith's shop to weaken it at one point so that it could be easily broken.
Bulk of the series
not exactly a lightweight
“Look man, I’ve had a really bad night and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles!”
Outta my cab.
One of my favorite Westerns of all time!❤❤
I was just a little kid 😅
That rug really tied the room together.
...and this guy peed on it.
They peed on your f*ckin rug dude....
Donny, please
OMG Busta Rhymes! You learn something everyday
You're killing your father larry!
"Stranded"! Stranded on the toilet bowl...What do you do when you're stranded and you ain got a roll. ...to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand...to prove you're a scout you msut wipe it with your snout..... (summer camp song for around the campofire.)
I know my rights man
You don't know shit Lebowski.
DrStrangelove843 Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man..
...That you we're drunk and abusive
Keep your ugly fuckin goldbrickin ass out of my beach community.
@@TheDarkwingj Jackie Treeehorn draws a lot of water in this town.
Is this your homework, Larry?
DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!?
This one time many moons ago I was invited to the Playboy mansion and had the time of my life. Unfortunately, I had too much to drink and had to be ejected. I was yelling the Branded theme tune in the back of a police van. The sheriff of Malibu was so mean to me
He's a real reactionary, dude
Those are good burgers, Walter
Bulk of the series. Obviously no lightweight.
He has health problems.
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski
He treats objects like women, man
Hey!
That's the rifleman! ☺
Yep. Chuck Conners!
Larry... Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
You're entering a world of pain
We know that this is your homework.
I didn’t know this was a thing… I assumed this was a fictional show.
I hope this is an early episode
Truly a source of inspiration.
Thanks! I almost forgot about this show! The funny thing is, I remembered the music right away!
Loved this as a kid
The original antihero badass!
I use to watch this series as a child and I still remember the theme. 😂 I’m always using the gif when he’s being stripped😂
Great memories. Thanks 😊
So good!
Until this moment I thought the Coen brothers made this show up.
Love this theme song 🎶 ❤
One of my favorite westerns.
Hey, this is a private residence, man.
Vee do sings you haven't sink of Lebowski.
@@DavidBrown-nj6ebvee believe in nothink, Lebowski
in 5th-6th grade us boys at recess would run around and sing "stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl .. what do you do when you're stranded and you're out of the roll? to prove you're a man you must wipe it with your hand .. stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl .. " the girls said "ewwwwww .. " and it went on until a grownup made us stop or somebody got hurt and had to go crying to the nurse's office
Douglas MacArthur is one of the only people in history to survive this discharge.
You see what happens Larry?
RIP Arthur Digby Sellers.
Arthur Digby Sellers
156 episodes. The bulk of the series.
@@DavidBrown-nj6ebNot exactly a lightweight
I had no idea that Mark Goodson and Bill Todman did non game show program with "Branded". This should be in Fremantle's possession! This would be great to be rebooted on Paramount Plus.
You wanna toe dude, I can get you a toe dude.
I can get you a toe by 2 o'clock this afternoon
+the Love Dungeon WITH nail polish
Gordon Smith Fuckin ameteurs
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKIN TOE!
I’m only here because of the Dude.
Sometimes in life you must be stripped in n order to become who you are supposed to be.
That's what I tell the groupies.
Stripper talk?
I want a fucking lawyer, man!!!
Whose else is here to bail the dude out of jail?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY
Best opening ever
Honestly they could have remade this show in the 90s with dolph Lungren him and Chuck look alike, both big tall guys
Before there was Chuck Norris there was Chuck Connors
Only bit of this series i remember is the breaking of the sword.
As if you’d be able to break a blade over your knee…😂
Prior to a “stripping of rank” ceremony such as this, the offender's sword would be sent to the blacksmith's shop to weaken it at one point so that it could be easily broken.
“You’re killing your father Larry!”, ayyyyyyeeeee 👍👍
Ya can't beat the classics
Al Bundy sent me
.... for damn sure.... Me, too, bruh ! ! !
Ditto. Polk High!!!
The Dude brought me here
Man I love to show Branded I also liked The Rifleman Connor's just had the right look and personality for both shows
This series was also shown in the UK along with the other Chuck Connors western, 'The Rifleman'.
stranded. stranded on the toilet boooowwwlll. what do ya do when youre stranded. and you cant reach the roll. wherever you go for the rest of your life you must proooooove... you have wiped.
In honor of my father who passed away last month:
Stranded, stuck on the toilet bowl
What do you do when your stranded
And you need another roll
For all of your life you will have to poo
But if you are stranded then what will you do?
Stranded, stuck on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you need another roll?
Is this your only form of ID?
In Liverpool we would sing, 'What do you do when you're pregnant, and you know you're a man'.
"When you're sitting on the bowl And you don't have a roll You're stranded. Sometimes in your life you must prove you're a man. Wipe it with your hand!"
nice