Smack Talk: Gillette The Best Men Can Be
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- Опубліковано 21 січ 2019
- How about that controversial Gillette? Oh. I'm late to the party. People are outraged by something else now. Poo
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Procter & Gamble just posted 8 billion dollars in losses from their Gillette brand.
Well done guys.
Cheers mate!
I know it's been a year, but do you have a source for that information? Not that I don't believe you (or indeed don't want to), but that unsuccessful abortion of a man hbomberguy claims the opposite is true - that they've made money off of the controversy.
@@adamaenridi7272
They released that information in their financial statements they're required to by SEC and federal law.
It was in their quarterly reports.
@@dsadik666 Great, thanks!
I sure as fck am not buying their products ever since.
@@adamaenridi7272 I know you have no reason to trust me either but I can confirm what he told you. They did indeed show 8 B in losses. What's crazy is, they tried blaming something else but I think that was for the public, they know damn well why it happened... Dollar shave club had incredible gains during that period. Harrys also.
@@tapoemt3995 thanks for the info mate!
Say what you want about Gillette, but their razors are second-to-none when it comes to shaving my wife's boyfriend's balls.
Gillette: The Best Your Wife's Boyfriend Can Get
@Thorne It's not.
@SheGotTerryDavisEyes 82 use a mach3 and that's 27 blades of social justice.
I know right? I hate it when his hair tickles my nose as I'm doing the splash-zone cam. There's nothing quite like Gillette for a smooth gooch.
Leslie Jones shaves her own balls thank you!!!!!!!
Blessed be, the holy Pipeman. Strong in his milking and fervent in his worship. The pipeman has defeated Gillette, but who will be next in his holy quest?
That stream was the best thing I ever saw.
My God! You, Wolf, Gundam, Vox..,,all my favorite assholes in n one video!!
Love your Star Wars videos.
Stop sending your toxic brood to these holy lands you muppet
@Not-IcyCrusader Take Two may the holy pipeman bless you
You missed the mark, Gillette: The grooming gangs in England don't shave.
Butt Hz lol
I shave my ballsack with Gillette...now I don't have balls..
A tad ironic for a "grooming" gang.
Best coment!
And this is why us Chads use Norelco.
I love how the "Black Knight" character in the "not cool" bit just touches the other guy and tries to physically control him. We need a parody of this where he is promptly arrested for harassment by a (female?) cop while the other guy makes clear he just wanted to say hello to an old friend he saw walking by when he was suddenly accosted by this obvious sex pervert.
Yep, he merely wanted to say howdy to his old friend in the blue sweater...who was the one REALLY intent on hitting on the resting-bitch-face hoe in the tight tee shirt.
Sounds like a regular night out with Don Lemon.
Sorry this is a year late: 🤣👍🏻👍🏻
@@renmcmanus ...and she is also accompanied by 2 simps on her right and left arms.
Yeah, let's be honest: she wasn't an old friend, he just wanted to harass the chick.
Thanks to Gillette I have seen the errors of my ways and even unlocked the door to my secret sex dungeon where I keep all my kidnapped women I said ‘’smile” to. All the women inside have been set free and I will never look at a woman again.
Thanks Gillette.
Never change.
I guess boy will be boys
Proof that even after all these years, Rimmer is still a perfect blend of hilarious and prat.
Seriously mate, that comment is gold.
Hang on, did you actually open their cages and unlock their shackles, or did you just open the main door, tell them all they're free to go, and then left them all in there?
Omg he didn't say he opened the door! He just unlocked it! I can't believe you'd assume those women would need a man to unlock their chackles and cages, not to mention open the door for them! And telling them they're "free to go" is so condencending, the height of mansplaining. The door's unlocked, they know can leave!
“Gaze into the manly nipples of hypocrisy” that’s a great line
"How will this help us sell more razors?"
"...Razors?"
I think what she's really trying to say.....men bad ok?
The amount of things you can apply that Stonetoss reference to is actually insane.
P I P E M A N
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@Lord Genesis the Lord himself has arrived!!!
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The guy left his kid in the crosswalk to stop a bully.
LOL. Right because stopping bullies and female harassers means more than the safety of your own child....
@@LukeLovesRose A child doesn't stop going forward just because you aren't holding its hand. Anyway, I think his point is the focus on one thing while ignore the other is hypocritical.
@@midgetydeath I was being ironical
@@midgetydeath Really? A lot of children will stop dead in their tracks when their parent whose hand they were holding lets go and runs off.
@@wiictvchannel1112 That can also happen, sure, but in my experience usually the child will either try to stay close to the parent regardless or will make a beeline to something that caught it's attention. That could also just be a habit of kids in my family and maybe it's not the norm. It's just my experience.
The biggest hypocrisy that I saw was that many people said on twitter "That if you are offended then you are apart of the problem!". Yet when they are offended they are right and justified on stuff they feel like misrepresents them. I just want us all to work together and stop these big corporate companies from dividing us.
Gillette executive: Does anyone have any ideas about how we can sell more razors to men?
Employee: Make an advert implying that all men are sexists and rapists.
Executive: Genius. You're promoted.
Hello! First of all a big thank you to all my donators and patrons who were sadly not credited in the videos because it was a rush job. This was a one off Smack Talk and there won't be (hopefully) another rush edit again. Apologies if this video isn't your thing but there are movies and game reviews coming soon. Stay tuned and thanks for being patient.
Love you all.
It's alright Voxis, I enjoyed it still like everything else you make, we love ya & your servants too
This is the second Gillette Ad video I'm adding to my playlist of videos where people use "Neanderthal" as an insult.
Love you too, sir (no homo) and your work.
Excellent work. Now go sleep.
I hope your health is still going ok. :D
Can't we.go back to the good.old days when students protested against corporations instead of doing their bidding?
I Know right 😂 fucking clueless generation. I'm part of it born 96 but damn 90% ofy generation are FUCKING DUMB in EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE, their opinions etc
@@scardes1 I am born in 1984 and I think you are the clueless generation. What now?
@@CrniWuk that's what I said/meant. My generation are clueless and stupid much more government friendly then we should be
I used to buy Gillette razors most of the time. Since this commercial came out I have not bought a single item from Gillette and I intend to keep it that way. I don't want to support misandry and the propagation of sexist male stereotypes.
"I go there to get my arteries hardern"
I lost it there. 😂😂😂
Ironic that woman from the young Turks show ups be cause she’s been caught bullying as well, so it’s like the wolf calling wolf.
Oh, you mean like how all "GamerGate is harrassing woman! Terrible!" were sexual harrassers?
It's nothing shocking from this crowd :/
To: Pot
From: Kettle
Re: Black
Anna "get off our stage you fat fuck" kasperian? Careful about how you talk about her, remember she's fucking better then you.
Oh Anna ''I'm better then you'' Kasperian is a real piece of work. Not only did she bully people,she's also a denier of the Armenian/Pontic-Greek/Kurdish genocide,like her boss Cenk Yoghurt.
And here's the best part,she's of Armenian descent,denying her people's cenocide and working on a network called ''The Young Turks'',which is named after the nationalist movement of Kemal Ataturk,the guy who's responsible for said genocide.
Imagine,Natalie Portman or Gal Gadot,working at Al-Jazeera news or Stormfront.
Hell,Kim Kardashian,who's also of Armenian descent and supports a campaign for the off. recognition of the genocide,has more integrity then this bitch!
@@doublep1980 Not a fan but Ana doesn't deny the genocide at all and never has. They, TYT,, do deny the name connection to the original TYT however (as stupid as that sounds). Working with a former (maybe still) genocide denier does come across as hypocritical, and some of her own people have called her out for that.
Its actually funny. Apparently according to Gillette women are soo weak that other men have to step in and defend them. Hahaha! So much for the strong fierce independent badass woman!!! Good job Gilllette!
The thing is even when benny hill was doing it he was lampooning toxic masculinity and lecherous workplace behavior in general for laughs. These were stock comedic characters at the time. Bawdy humor and all that. It was a whole thing.
Blessed pipe man, All hail the pipe man
My wife's son loved this video! Thanks Voxis Productions!
That comment hurts my brian
Zachary Taylor, didn’t you die in office?
@@auntjemima6383
Um, excuse me sir, but that image is an old racist caricature and is extremely problematic. I'm going to have to ask you to change your profile picture so as not to upset the PoC in this comment section.
What did he mean by this?
@@auntjemima6383 Hmm... Aunt Jemima pancakes and Maple Syrup...
Never thought the term "Rape Train" could be funny. I was wrong, it just needed an accent.
Anihlo Olhina CHOO CHOO!
@@rowlandbuck2703 all aboard!
That was awesomely hilarious. Caught me off guard LOL
@@burgundypoint how do you think that would look? Raped by a puppet.
There are no stops.
BE PRAISED BLESSED PIPE MAN!
One good thing came of this ad: I binned their crap and got an old style victorian razor with the disposable blades and shaving brush et al. Turns out you don't need multiblade self lubricating twaddle when your razor's got one very, *very* sharp blade. Best shave I've ever had.
I'm an hour late!
Fancy seeing you hear scrub lord
Sup knob jockey?
It'sAGundam welcome, Brother!
Nice seeing you here Gundam.
Got to love these Souljaboy razors.
I hope Harry's or Dollar Shave Club make a hilarious ad just to spit on Gillette.
Just got Harry's a week ago. I'm glad I made the switch.
Ever watch the old Barbasol commercial people posted in response to the Gillette crap? It's funny.
Egard Watches made a response to the Gillette ad, here it is:
ua-cam.com/video/x_HL0wiK4Zc/v-deo.html&frags=pl%2Cwn
Love you Pipeman!!!
Three years later. I’ve been shaving from 16 to 44 with Mach3, not just most of my face, but also my head starting at 23. so I was basically two customers. Not anymore, I used up my stock and never bought another one.
Sometimes I lock my brothers up in a cage and watch them fight for my enjoyment while I harrass my wife and whistle at a hot chick passing by... you know guy things.
Now don't forget to BBQ and pollute the environment while kicking kids and dogs out of your sight. Now remember, "The best a man can get." was plastered on a kids face. I'm sure you can find one better than that one. Start your collection now!
Yeah! Nothing like chugging light beer while pissing in a public place and shouting the lyrics to a Bon Jovi song while my woman cooks and cleans and raises ma chilllens. You know, guy things.
I like to grunt at car engines with my friends and I only eat what I can kill with my bare hands.
I do all that while wiping my nose with those sexist man size tissues and sometimes I adjust the temperature on my sexist air conditioning.
Awwww...
2018 NPC: Orange man bad
2019 NPC: man bad.
Mega Man robot master
MAN BAD
You got a new weapon: acid masculinity
@bing bingbung
That rhetoric has been spread across europe over the last few years.
Just ask Tommy Robinson.
@bing bingbung
Exactly right.
@bing bingbung
God bless you!
What does NPC stand for?... non-playable character??
Blessed be the pipe man, for he was sent to us by Jared
Well I don't normally jump the bandwagon but... Blessed Pipeman!
Someone needs to turn the "not cool, not cool" guy stopping Rose Tico from trying to kiss Finn into a meme.
The ending shot with Rose and Finn was priceless. Rose is the secret weapon of the First Order.
praise the blessed pipe man
If you stand up and begin to walk off, and someone gets in your face and tries to stop you... that can be construed as assault.
Then you have to resolve the matter with some good old-fashioned toxic masculinity.
Yes.. Blood for the blood god , skulls for the skull throne. Khorn will be pleased. Another awesome video.
You forgot the milk for the Khorne flakes.
I see this channel attracts people of culture
Meanwhile in every franchise that SJW and Feminists ruined:
*We need a new franchise, this one is dead!*
I miss when being alive wasn't considered harassment. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So do I.
I miss when the wii had online 😬
@Elisa Castro Oof, truth.
@@EggFighterXB- Damn, same here...
@Top Looks like you missed the point of the joke, and the video. Oh well. Maybe you should go back to tumblr.
Blessed be, the pipe man cometh.
Blessed Pipe Man!!!!!
Funny how they didn't get the Black Hebrew Israelites to star in their commercials.
They weren't smirking enough.
Black Hebrews and MAGA hat guys... Now that is a gay porno waiting to happen. LoL #MirrorImage
Best and most appropriate comment on a video ever.
BHI DON'T DO stoopid shit.
DAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTEEEEEE
The joke's on Gillette. Little do they know, I only use their product to shave the heads of those I torment.
Yeah there's nothing quite like a Mach 3 for getting the legs super smooth before... well, you know ;)
BLESSED PIPE MAN!
Oh Hey it *_THE BLESSED PIPE MAN!!_*
Wait a minute. There are *le gasp* women at 'Harass the Black Maid' showing. Are they saying women can....also be toxic? How sexist!
TheSouloftheDragon only the white ones bud, definitely not agenda here 🙃
It is nice to know where gillette stands. If all companies were so kind it would expedite the get woke go broke mantra.
I think Disney and Marvel are thinking of volunteering...
@@thibaldus3 They've already done this and the bottomline is that Marvel Comics' AND the Lucasfilm divisions' online antics DID cost them a lot of money. That was on top of crappy product at the comic shops and cinemas.
They definitely shot themselves in their collective feet through the idiotic online behavior of their contracted employees (Marvel, see virtually all the major "freelancers" Twitter accounts, Chuck Wendig and Mark Waid in particular) and (in LFL's case) company officers.
They just consumers more reasons NOT to give Marvel, Lucasfilm, OR Disney (which owns both Marvel and LFL) their money.
@AvengerII
Not nearly enough or as much as they think going woke will bring them. I just went on Chris Evans' twitter (because he's one of the person who of course sicked his audience on the covington kids without knowing) and he's promoting an association that's buying tickets for girls so that they go watch Captain Marvel.
So... Disney, perhaps the greatest monopoly ever, has feminist associations literrally boosting its sales. Remember when being on the left was being anti (big) corporations and not just a follower of identity politics? That I could respect. Good times.
@@thibaldus3 totally agree. I really liked the avenger and captain America movies but with prototypical hollywood douche being such a vocal mouthpiece I wont see them in theaters, I'll wait until the hit regular programming. Someone has to muzzle that cur
Blessed be the pipe man
Blessed Pipe Man!
I’m waiting for a tampon commercial dealing with toxic femininity.
Edit: oops. Great minds think alike.
Toxic femininity is going into labor and forcing your kid to wait like 20 to 30 minutes so that you can put your makeup on. :)
Toxic femininity also is the weird hypocrisy that you deserve everything to be feminine and at the same time complain if something is pink and gender coded.
toxic femininity is assuming that toxic masculinity is a far more serious problem than anything else.
I bet Kathleen Kennedy was some how involved.
@aussiebear22 same difference.
Nah, just under a billion lost in related sales is too small to include her involvement.
And Jodie Whittaker.
It's really sad that you think feminism is a conspiracy.
@@LloydEWatson1983 she's a good actor. Chibnall is a shit director m
Blessed Pipeman. More MauLer, Rags, and Wolf on British Podcast!
Blessed be the Pipeman
so trying to flirt with girl you find attractive is wrong???????? do gillete want human species to go extinct?
@SheGotTerryDavisEyes 82
Well, the rates of sexual assault are skyrocketing in places like Sweden and Germany.... Wait a tic...
@SheGotTerryDavisEyes 82 That's some good paranoia and a nice victim-hood complex you got there. What an embarrassment to humanity you are.
Yes they want us dead! They think there are too many of us to control now. Once you get as big as an entity as P&G, it now longer cares about profit, it just wants to control/dominate/destroy. Psychopaths at the top of the domination system including government get off on dividing and conquering. We are truly in the midst of a spiritual war that the satanists seem to be winning.
@@Preest80 Is it starting to reach US military levels?
Yes just like the sjws who want to turn boys into girls and girls into boys
Whoah whiteboi, don't you dare ever going near that pretty lady
Hi Pinochet
She only wants to get blacked.
@@Walterdecarvalh0100 hello!
@@MoonBeamLaser gross
all dem wyte wimminz be mine
Blessed Pipe Man, may your days be filled wit milk of the rhino variety!
YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED, PIPEMAN
it's the blessed pipe man!
BLESSED PIPE MAN
Blessed Pipeman
I'm a woman and I've seen woman do really shitty things to other women. I might argue that sometimes female bullies can be worse.
"Sploosh!" lol
Prof.tosspot is my favourite professor
Friday is professor Tosspot's *"Stranger in the Tube Night."*
*BYO Gimpmask.
Professor mcbum nugget means nothing to you huh,?
Prof.Foxtrott is mine
My favourite Tosspot.
Blessed be the Pipeman!!!
I LOVE THE BLESSED PIPE MAN
"All aboard the rape train! Choo choo!!!" Never change Professor.
BEHOLD THE BLESSED PIPE MAN!
Discovered the blessed pipe man via the high lord jarred. Thanks be to you blessed pipe man !
2:01 these people are so disconnected from reality in their ivory towers or socio-political bubbles that they can't even detect insults.
the pipe man is most blessed
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Blessed Pipe Man
Its the Blessed Pipe Man!
Bless him and praise!
God I love your content. Each video is done with so much passion and talent. This video was very funny and very entertaining as always. Keep up the good work.
he is the most holy pipe man
THE BLESSED PIPE MAN!
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Blessings of the Pipe Man upon ye
Blessed PipeMilk
Praise the blessed pipe man
Wanna know the best part? They're alienating the people that shave to embrace the people that don't.
mariokarter13 what YoU SoMe sOrT of SeXist!? Wahhhhhh-man ShAvE ToO!
This is 3 years old but still gets a thumbs up from me 👍🏻
Holy Pipeman
pipe man good
"Gaze into the manly nipples of hypocrisy!" This is one of the funniest and most important videos i've seen on UA-cam! Thank you Voxis Productions!
Praise be the pipeman
Black Panther Best Picture Nomin hahhahhahahhahhahhahhahaaaaa
I can't believe infinity war didn't make it. That's how you know award shows mean nothing
Trivia: Black Panther, not Superman the Movie, Nolan's Batman flicks or Logan,is the first CBM to get Best Picture nom! The Oscars have gone full Get #woke or Go Broke.
>he watches awards shows
>in 2019
OH NO NO
@@chriscorben-green2640 NOW have gone?
It was never anything but that since the beginning.
@Patrick Ancona Check out "Bollywood Superman" & Indian Dracula for fine "also-rans"
Blessed will thee Pipeman be!
THE BLESSED PIPEMAN!
you missed the racial aspect of the video. the ratio of good "minority" to bad white is out of whack
Great work with the videos. One thing tho, Benny Hill is a parody, they are making fun of lecherous old men and attention seeking women, not endorsing the behaviors.
It's like a bad Super Bowl ad.
I remember when Football was a game and not a business.
So it's pretty much your average Super Bowl ad
@@HerrDeutschBlood You got a point. I just miss looking forward to them since they used to be funny.
#WeWereThere Lord Jared has blessed thy Pipe Man
If a random guy came up to me and told me I was pretty, I would thank him for the compliment and move on with my life
pipe man
oh shit, last time I was this early Tosspot was still an innocent puppet without a hand up his back side
The power is off all along my street. So I unlock my phone and find the new Voxis Production video. Yes!!! Not today boredom, not today.
Blessed pipeman
Still haven't seen the video, paused it, but am psyched to play it. It's been a long time since the last and this is a great topic. It's like waiting to open presents on Christmas morning! LOL
Hurray! more Prof. Tosspot! Hope you’re doing well Voxis!
Edit: Can we see more Austistic Andy?
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