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Cookie Monster Hates Shrinkflation Just as Much as You
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- Опубліковано 17 сер 2024
- Taylor Tomlinson brings panelists Esther Povitsky, Haley Joel Osment, and Kurt Braunohler into the group chat! They chat about imposter gluten-free donuts, one-sentence horror stories, and PETA’s latest ad.
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AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.
Once again thank you Taylor for organizing the guests by height.
cell phone service bar formation 📶
Haley with the beard looks like he’d gladly take the creepy doll Taylor can’t give away.
Now I need to see Cookie Monster dressed up as Batman, hunting someone stealing cookies.
And his arch nemisis Fozzie Bear \The Riddler who just keeps telling truly horrible puns! And yes, I know Fozzie isn't from Sesame Street but just go with it!
The actual purpose of Dall-E and all of those AI image generators, making our weird dreams come true
Im glad to see Haley.
That Taint chant made up for the Shart chant. This episode was amazing. Loving how this show is running
Comedians, internet chaos, great writers...what more can you ask for? I think this is my favourite show 😊
I'm such a fan now. I can't stop watching After Midnight clips.
“Yeah guys can be named Haley”
I was thinking exactly that 😂😂😂
I knew Haley Joel Osment was an incredible actor, I guess I should have know he'd be funny too! LOL
I think you mean "is" lol
He has really come into his own as a comedic actor these past few years.
The guy on the right looks as if he brought along his kids.
I had a similar thought, as if Kurt was returning the kids to Taylor after his weekend.
Haley is funnier than I expected
Esther is even unfunnier then I expected.
For a girl🤭
I wonder if it's in Taylor's contract that she never wears the same outfit twice.😂 Seriously, give the stylist a raise!
Said it before, this is CBS. A major network is not going to let its stars walk on camera looking meh.
She’s worn the red outfit a couple of times it’s also the outfit used for the Paramount+ and CBS apps “After Midnight” show picture.
@@happypasta6the red outfit with pointy jacket a bit and pants ?? That outfit is the bomb!!!
they don't have any issues with host's clothes. it is CBS.
My favorite part is guessing which video clip is the start of the show before the playlist drops. That, and of course, waiting for Taylor’s cursed doll to show back up.
One day that doll will host the show
I guess the Playlist always have them in order?
@@ed01987
You would guess wrong…
I'm curious, sometimes I see the score increase out of nowhere, even within the same video. Is the entire episode not uploaded on UA-cam then? I live outside of the US so this is my only way to see it (legally)
@@eduardoarmenta9232yeah, they upload them in some seemingly random order, but in the playlist for the day’s show, the clips are in the right order. If you catch them before the playlist is there, the score jumps all over the place 😂
Yo that's Sora from Kingdom Hearts
"This not cookie me need, but it cookie me deserve OMNOMNOMNOM."
Jim Gaffigan is in really good shape 😁👍
HJO is awesome. His work in Future Man is transcendent.
Why did that Peta joke just blast me into a fit of uncontrollable laughter
Haley's Cookie Monster sounds like Doctor Claw from Inspector Gadget.
The donut literally has the Dunkin' Donuts logo Ds all over it. That should've been your first clue.
That’s the owner of the shop trying to find out if they can be sold to her customers
Now I want to see a crossover movie with Sesame Street characters dressed up like Batman characters.
Cookie Monster, of course, is Batman. Elmo is Harley Quinn. The Count can be Nightwing. Big Bird is Scarecrow.
You get it. It'd be fun.
OMG, Sora's on Taylor's show! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Esther is the best!
"This one kinda' makes me feel like a republican" .... Gold. Gonna use that.
The donut one reminded me of a lactose intolerant friend that order dessert from a place, got sick, and then the pamce admitted they were just doing regular desserts 💀
Tonight's panelists are amazing!!!!. So witty and pulling random thoughts from air. Great job!!!!
They have all the jokes written down ahead of time in front of them on the podium
@@Neyshtradamus WHAT?! On a COMEDY show?! No way!
@@BlindMelonad did you read the original post?
@@Neyshtradamus ……..did you?
@@BlindMelonadI know you are.... but what am I????
Returning guests should have their win loss record displayed during the intro
I want to bump this so @aftermidnight sees!
All jokes aside, selling food with gluten while claiming it's gluten free is a horrible thing to do. These days most people who are gluten free are hipsters who heard somewhere that gluten is bad for you. But those dietary options were originally created for people with celiac disease. Those people still exist, and they still get violently ill if they eat gluten. Knowingly selling food with an allergen while claiming it doesn't contain the allergen should be a criminal offense.
I love Taylor’s laugh. I dunno if it’s genuine but she looks like she’s really enjoying herself and her fellow comedians 😂
*watches the end of the last episode to see who bailed to have a last minute repeat guest.
To save anyone else the trouble, it was Steph Tolev.
Is it wrong that i kinda wanna see haley joel do standup
Probably the highest value prize to date. Weights are friggin expensive.
She really didn't name any of Haley's box office hits? Wow!
One of these panelists can SEE DEAD PEOPLE ;)
Haley's people probably requested that she didn't. Don't want to overshadow the current project.
Haley seems like a cool guy! Glad to see he’s doing well. He’s pretty funny, too.
Amazing panel - they are hilarious - great job as always Taylor
You guys, what if it turns out Taylor was a ghost the whole time?
Taylor is going to be rolling on the floor by the end of the episode at this rate 😂
I missed Haley Joel Osment. Good to see him again
The two losers didn't do the "Cookie Monster Voice"! Thank you, Haley, for rescuing that bit 🤣😂
I'm talking as Cookie Monster the rest of my day, in tribute to your genius/integrity.
Thank you for putting all this on UA-cam, but it's testing my patience waiting for the playlist of the latest ep! I might just watch them out of order ...
I'm getting better getting the order right by just the thumbnail and time.
It feels so much like an intern task checklist:
- post individual clips
- take quiet-quitting length coffee break
- eventually get around to posting playlist of said clips
I always watch them out of order, and I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
Taylor has the cutest laugh
Coming way late but that height differential is mesmerizing.
I love Haley Joel!
Interesting... They got Esther's pic on the screen so fast it makes me wonder how many of the questions are prepped beforehand... It's possible the question came up and Esther remembered she had a pic and emailed it to the person controlling the screen off-air. I know that's a fast thing to do, but not seeing that "OH I have a pic for this!" Surprise moment makes me wonder if she was aware the question was coming then emailed it before the show started.
Yeah that segment was definitely cut down for air. Im sure in the taping she pulled her phone out during the segment. The taping i was it took 80 minutes so totally possible for that
I’ve been assuming for a while that at least some of these items are planned ahead of time. I don’t think so many people could be that fast/witty.
Great job Sherlock. No figure out if Russian elections are legitimate.
@@redrick8900🕵️♂️
The contestant graph is very informative.
Cookie Monster: Micro soft cookies have applesauce
I guess the taint chant didn't go over well.
Dunkin: I see bread people!
I love this show, but I just wanna say that celiac disease exists, so of course there would be a need for a gluten test to aid people who wanna avoid malnourishment, osteoporosis, chronic anemia, and the potential for developing certain types of cancer that can lead to a premature death.
Kurt looks like a giant compared to the other two lmao
He’s 6’8”. So is Scotty Landis (sp?) who wrote Ma and cohost Bananas w/Kurt.
Haley, I am your father. Oh... wrong movie.
OMG Esther and Kurt made this episode. love yall
Omggggg I miss Esther so much!!! I LOVE Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!!!!😊
PETA: 50 Shades of Grey wolf
I have a national secret I'd expose to Taylor.... Poutine... is people.
Shrinking cookies joke in this episode ruined me forever. I cannot not think of it whenever I see Taylor.
The weirdest thing about this video is that as a guy also named Kurt who is almost exactly the same height as Mr. Braunholer I can see how freakishly gigantic I would look standing next to Haley Joel Osment.
Haley from The Sixth Sense?
Yep
Wow! 😮
@@gabriellecrichlow7017 He's changed a lot in the past 25 years!
He was on _Silicon Valley_ as an manipulative entrepreneur.
@@SidneyBroadshead And The Boys as Mesmer and Future Man as a villain.
But you can say "Braunohler"!? I remember when there were only 7 words you can't say on TV.
AAHAHAAH im just laughing that i recognized kurt but couldnt remember from where, and then he told me it was from This show 😅🤣
Edit : *buzzes in* Uh, they clearly said those donuts were GLUTEN + FREE. free donuts of gluten. duuuuuuuh . 😄
It is so weird to see Haley Joel Osment all grown up.
This Week in Tilapia (TWIT) would be a great show
Or a great band name!
How nice of Sora to take time off from... uh, defeating the XIII or something to be a guest panelist for After Midnight 🤭
CBS, skating right up to the edge of the Aristocrats
Hot for her name!
Penguins!
Taylor please don't change your cookies!
Whoa --- did they get in trouble for "taint?"
Also, you know you done F'ed up when Cookie Monster is throwing shade at you. #ShameOnYouCookieIndustry
Long live Mesmer. Haley Joel Osment is looking fresh.
SORAAAAAA
Oh Esther...😂
Haley's one-sentence story should have been "Walker told me I have AIDS."
Missed an "I can see gluten" joke opportunity.
How tall is Kurt??
I don't know if it was Indian or what, but that's what Kurt sounded like. lol
Say what you will about Haley, his was the best, imo. (He did actually sound like if Cookie Monster was an evil villain.)
If The Mad Stuntman from Reel 2 Real ("I like to move it, move it") was there, he'd to a perfect Cookie Monster.
How do the points work? sometimes the funnier ones get less points! and the least funny get the most?
Say Pup instead.
Ukraine, not "the" Ukraine. Get it together, writers.
Oh no…are the supposed improv moments not actually improv? He said they told me to do that….
You can see them reading their notes sometimes
Tomlinson x Glassman incoming?
Do you think he will do a Forest Gump 2?
You're really going to leave at the sixth sense when it comes to Haley's career? Yeah I know it's his best role but still.
She looks AWESOME in the double-breasted suit!!!!!!!!
Kurt is huge compared to these guys
You can say taint on YT, why bleep it here?
I see funny people!
Whats the word that got the FCC's panties in a bunch?
Taint
@@jfaulsti10 🤣🤣🤣🤣
TAINT TAINT TAINT TAINT
FYI prong collars are better for pets than choke chains. Ask any intelligent vet.
Wait, so they get to see all the questions before hand?! This fake game show is now ruined for me 😂
They're reading pre-prepared lines throughout the show. You can see Haley looking down a lot in this video
What’s Slow Joey doing on the show? 😉
The fcc are taints 😊
It's not "the Ukraine."
It's just Ukraine, Taylor. It's its own thing.
Note: it's not "the" Ukraine, just Ukraine.
Can't stand that Esther hack.👎👎
I don’t want to complain about this particular panel…but, yeah. Good to see Kurt though. And of course Taylor is, as always, a delight.
girl esther needs to go back to the annoying commercials
stop cutting transitions, just post the origional. its so freaking cringe.
Weakest group since the start.
I see snowflake people
To the hostess,you should not make fun of Republicans. Unless you can personally do better. Actually being game show host is as far you deserve 😂
Taylor makes a point of having unfunny women on the show, and fake laughing at it all,
like ffs, at least hardwick seemed like he enjoyed it. she seems like she knows how unappealing she is yet cares not. dissapointing.
Okay misogynist.