HORRIBLE HISTORIES - The Pirate Rulebook (Putrid Pirates)
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2009
- GREAT NEWS! A brand new series of HORRIBLE HISTORIES starts on CBBC on 31st May 2010!! In the meantime... A classic from series 1: Ever wondered what rules there were aboard a real Pirate ship? Quite a lot apparently.
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The rules also included no alcohol on board. As a Welshman, he was fine with theft but dead against intemperance among his crew. He was the most successful pirate, with over 500 ships taken in a career only ended by a cannon ball ripping his throat out.
What about his arch rival. Captain Henry Morgan?
Love how he does a posher voice when explaining the rules :)
Batholomew "Black Bart" Roberts was one of the most famous pirates ever. He was a true gentleman pirate, and let his captives live for the most part. Sensible business. The more people you spare, the more there are to spread stories about you and give ya a better reputation.
This makes the Pirates of the Caribbean seem down right plausible.
this is hilarious. it's just the music when he goes "rule ..." that gets me :P
apart from the bedtime and punishment if you disobey the rules, it sounds like life in this crew was alot of fun! 😂
"But it is five to eight so, Beddy-byes"
Tee hee epicness :D
LMFAO "No squabbling about treasure boys, Come Come..." xD
We tend to watch these every history class, constantly...
I am American and I absolutely LOVE this show
i do everything Mat says ....as long as i get to go to beddybyes with him
aww all this little rules, how adorable!
I knew some of those rules already. I think Pirate life was more fair than now lol
They forgot rule 5. No women allowed onboard.
XD The change in tone/ accent made me burst out laughing.
He also became Governor of Jamaica. Captain Morgan rum is named after Sir Henry
BEDDY BYES!? i love this series sooo much
AAAARG Maties, it nap time be! night, night me hearties. tomorra it be plundering, but this night, we be a snooz'n!
"WELL THAT'S MORE LOIKE IT!"
0:43 RULE 1! FIGHTING! No fighting.
1:02 RULE 2! GAMES! There will be no games.
1:22 RULE 3! We settle everything democraticaly.
1:40 RULE 4! Bedtime is at 8 o'clock sharp.
Nice rules XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
The phrase "gentleman pirate" seems to be an oxymoron.
my parents have nearly the same rules as him.... THEY ARE PIRATES!!!!!! (genuine quote made my my younger brother)
Happy International Talk like a Pirate day!
DAMN! I thought I was gonna learn something new LOL! Oh well, still funny anyway!
It is 5 to 8 guys, so beddy byes. Hard day of pirating coming up!
Captain Roberts was a Welsh Methodist... no drinking or dancing on board.
Rule 5: No women to be brought onboard. Pirates thought it was actually bad luck. Crazy but all true.
honestly if the pirate is matt i love to captured by him!!!!!!
The Black Spot is actually fictional... not historical. It may have historical roots, in that pirates sometimes showed a traitor an Ace of Spades to put them "on the spot" that their life was in danger. The idea of just a block spot comes from Robert Louis Stevenson's novel "Treasure Island".
Here's the thing: a pirate's life was not much different than that of an able-bodied seaman. Except: less chance of suffering the lash and more chance of making a bit of gold.
oscar to the whole lot for this skit
Beddy-byes.... I'm going to start using that now. :)
I like it.
BLACK BART
I was hoping you'd get to him after the Blackbeard thing.
I do wish you had given him a song though. He did a hell of a lot more and no one knows who he is XDDD
love mat play black bart like big mama
I asked for HD, and now its worse.
I wanna be on that ship!!!
bloody pirate!!!
awww!! I think I just fell in love with Black Bart ^________________^ Why couldn't I have been born a pirate XD xxxxxxx
Pirates are bringing sexy back!!! XD
So much for "the pirate life for me" lol
@ziggy6848 Actually, Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts and Black Beard (Edward Teach) were two completely different people. No one could claim that Roberts had one man more than the crew on board his ship.
Mat's pirate accent is SEXY!
It's not the gold that makes people love them so much - surprisingly un-ironically, considering they were lean mean killing machines who stole everything from people who were better than them, with captains who killed their first mates for lack of plunder and married hordes of child-girls.
And if they make some rollicking heavily glorified series called Pirates, everyone'll watch it, and fork out 8 quid to watch the latest Pirates of the Caribbean rollick.
Better than vampires, though, right?
Alright! Bed time eigh oh clock sharp!
This sounds so much like Monty Python!!!!
470 to be exact
So is Rarebit.
(pirate voice) RULE THREE!
we settle everything democratically :L
"wonderful im glad your having so much fun, this is great... but it is five to eight guys so, beddy byes!'
LOL :D grrrr
matt baynton, you iz well phitt, your face can launch a thousand ships yer! x
2:22 he said "loaded pistol"
1:54 Do we get sent to bed with a smacked bottie? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I like Mathew Baynton very much I always have and I always will💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I'm twenty one and I go to bed pretty much any time I'd like. I mostly prefer 22, since I don't want to wake up tired the next morning. Carpe diem and all that.
Many pirates were sailors who'd escaped from military and merchant ships, that they'd been press-ganged onto to begin with and were basically slaves while they were there. "Sodomy, rum, and the lash" is not just a saying. It's no wonder that once free they decided on more civilized rules for their ships.
@TheGemgem154 They're only "guidelines" remember?
ha i go to bed whenever the hell i like!
@leelee403 The crew vote on everything, Jacks crew voted to depose him and place his first mate Barbossa in charge, they could do that if the crew thought the captain wasn't looking out for their intrests enough. Several less famous pirate captains have been marooned because of mutiny. Jacks crew mutinied as they didn't think he could lead them to treasure, a problem shown at the start of Dead Mans chest
Just saying: The Punishment is called Marooning .
Well, a great deal of pirates were refugees from the Royal Navy, so it was just a matter of time before this kind of thing happened.
Eight people broke the rules
Posted two days after my birthday :D
this one really wasn't quite as funny as the others... BUT DON'T take me wrong. it's not boring and i like it.
@MBandMF Really? My mum uses the dessert island thing all the time. Works on me.
And thus the illusions of many thousands of small children were shattered... Disney and Johnny Depp are to blame.
@mii284 He wasn't a pirate. He was a privateer, a kind of legal pirate who could maraud and pillage anything that wasn't British because he was a Welshman. The only problem with this free naval career was that the Government could say 'Henry who?' if he was captured. The British gave him ships and a knighthood for his services. But he did accidentally sink both flagships the British gave him. Good in a fight, bad at preserving ships
Pirates are always hot and Mat is always hot, so this is basically hot.
@ziggy6848 He said Black Bart, NOT Blackbeard (I know he looks like Blackbeard)!!!!!!
LOL!
Lol I go to bed @ 8 o clock
YOU'RE A FAN? :D
Welsh pirate!
is the actor playing Black Bart the same actor who played George II from Gorgeous Georgians?
And Dick Turpin.
Real $cary pirates yar.
@MBandMF Oh man i know, horrible.
Which one of those rules do you think Jack broke which resulted in him being mutinied against and marooned? They needn't give him a bottle of rum what with the rum runners and all...
You forgot no women. They were considered a curse if they were on board.
PSH WHO ISN'T??
LAWOLS
Rule #6... There is NOOO, Rule #6.
2:29
i thought it was black beard
@thebeautywithin678 they got the punishment right lol
xD Polite Pirates? Awesome.
ROFL!!!!!! wow i'd say they're more like a puritans than a pirates!!!
huahuahuahuahauaha IF all those rules are really TRUE!!
Wow. Johnny depp you lied to me!!!!!
Matt is cute ♥
why did Bart Simpson take the name
Mathew would make a great teacher :L lol
I vote to remove the last rule!!!
@Nyghtshade409 NO.
Alright, Mat, if you're really Black Bart, answer me this; Where is your Pembrokeshire accent?
its to dark
Oh England, your pirating days were less impressive than first thought.
Blackbeard was beter
black bart shares or kinda surname... so black bart is better, why is black beard better????