Yeah it's straight up nonsense. it's like saying the opponent only knows how to do one thing and even though I know how to do 10 or 12 different things with my character, his one thing beats me every time, where as if they had more experience with their character and could do more I would win somehow
Personally I would love nothing more than to see him sit down with an actual fighting game player and play on the same screen. Just to watch him get absolutely clowned on and try desperately to scramble for an excuse.
I can think of only a few niche times where it was confirmed something works offline, andnot online. And it's usually due to the timing to do it being so narrow that online actually effects it or is a glitch. Not a traditional fighting game but in Dragon ball xenoverse 2 the male saiyans best combo was actually impossible online for some reason. So you had to do a shorter one that would work and effectively nerfed that character type permanently. But that game has confirmed really wonky netcode and difficult balancing to boot. When it comes to traditional fighting games like mortal kombat it's nearly impossible to actually find something that works online and not offline. Phils just making excuses cause he doesn't actually know the game well enough to know what characters can do, or what they can do at certain moments like a fifty/fifty. That and he has super slow reflexes and refuses to admit it. More importantly 'pattern play' is a inherently weak excuse..... cause if it's a pattern it should become predictable, and pro fighter like Phil should recognize patterns quick and counter them right?..... nah.... just a complete baffoon, with terrible excuses.
Mortal Kombat went out of its way to make things like blocking and combos easier than most fighting games and Phil still can not figure it out!! He wants every game to just be huge damage pokes and only he has them , which is why the only game he's ever succeeded in was some incredibly jank sf2 turbo port
He insists on playing online with others, but wants the game to treat him as the only human player and the focus of the entire experience... everybody else is just playing an NPC role in Phil's world.
Clapping in the mic should be considered Assault. Does he not know why other streamers/podcasters use audio clips of claps? It takes the edge off the sonics.
He still does the same excuses for Multiverse, and all the other fighting games he plays. Never can take a L like a man. I don't know how his viewers deal with it. He is pathetic and just unbearable to listen to excuse after excuse. In his eyes he NEVER lost a match online legit. Lol
Philbert needs to accept the fact that his pig hooves don't give him the dexterity he needs to not suck at these games. **SNORT!** Nothing he could do!
Blabbing on about net code and things that are only possible in online play like he goes down to the arcade and plays MK with his local FGC every week.
36:19 No you are not! You spam roll, heal in front while your enemy is attacking, and heavily rely on the jump attack. Just stream mobile games Phil, it requires minimal effort.
at this point i'm fairly prepared to admit i'm weirdly obsessed w/ DSP... i've gone from hating him to loving him to being totally unsure how to feel about the guy. if anything i don't feel like the vast majority of 'hate' towards him is warranted... but i also feel like if anything, fighting games might be the one area in which you can most easily see his foibles. making excuses and badmouthing the devs is all in good fun until you're talking about a literal competitive environment that is rigorously tested in order to assure things like input accuracy and netcode strain. how is that for ten plus years DSP has been complaining about things like constantly dropped inputs and unbearable lag when somehow the entire FGC seems to handle them fine, not to mention the entire casual playerbase? i feel like it's just the raw audacity of his ego in this particular area that makes him unbearable... anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk.
*"couldn't do my cahmboh!"*
Look at my skeletons!
"Not one legitimate move all match"
What's an illegitimate move? Did they hack in custom attacks???
Never change DSP
I love the clapping. He's making noise like a toddler, because his figurative Wolverine toy was snatched from him
That will be the last thing he thinks about before he dies. That damn toy.
@@taags 😂 - I laugh, but you're probably right. His Omega... Wow
He has the mental capacity of a 6-8 year old due to the gin and the isolation.
Phil: I’m myself is a former pro fighting gamer player
Phil: I can be good at games if I want too
I never understand the same combo complaining...they're using the same move so you know what is coming and how to defend
Yeah it's straight up nonsense. it's like saying the opponent only knows how to do one thing and even though I know how to do 10 or 12 different things with my character, his one thing beats me every time, where as if they had more experience with their character and could do more I would win somehow
Personally I would love nothing more than to see him sit down with an actual fighting game player and play on the same screen. Just to watch him get absolutely clowned on and try desperately to scramble for an excuse.
I can think of only a few niche times where it was confirmed something works offline, andnot online. And it's usually due to the timing to do it being so narrow that online actually effects it or is a glitch. Not a traditional fighting game but in Dragon ball xenoverse 2 the male saiyans best combo was actually impossible online for some reason. So you had to do a shorter one that would work and effectively nerfed that character type permanently. But that game has confirmed really wonky netcode and difficult balancing to boot.
When it comes to traditional fighting games like mortal kombat it's nearly impossible to actually find something that works online and not offline. Phils just making excuses cause he doesn't actually know the game well enough to know what characters can do, or what they can do at certain moments like a fifty/fifty. That and he has super slow reflexes and refuses to admit it.
More importantly 'pattern play' is a inherently weak excuse..... cause if it's a pattern it should become predictable, and pro fighter like Phil should recognize patterns quick and counter them right?..... nah.... just a complete baffoon, with terrible excuses.
Masterful compilation sir
*grabs some popcorn* this is going to be good 🤣🤣🤣
Mortal Kombat went out of its way to make things like blocking and combos easier than most fighting games and Phil still can not figure it out!! He wants every game to just be huge damage pokes and only he has them , which is why the only game he's ever succeeded in was some incredibly jank sf2 turbo port
He insists on playing online with others, but wants the game to treat him as the only human player and the focus of the entire experience... everybody else is just playing an NPC role in Phil's world.
Didn’t he also die over 850 times, in Elden Ring?
forget a game like elden ring this inept idiot dies hundreds of times in childrens games
funny how every online game he plays has a terrible connection and everyone he matches up against who beats him is a cheater.
It's literally like over 80% of his matches that he loses he blames on lag.
Our Boi Vault Boy is back lets go!
Clapping in the mic should be considered Assault. Does he not know why other streamers/podcasters use audio clips of claps? It takes the edge off the sonics.
Oh wow I never considered that a reason for the audio clips. Well done. Do you remember where you learned that? +1
He's just doing it to be an ineffectual bully
Is it because of how painfully loud it is?
@@theonionsystem7779 It's that it's loud, and he *keeps* doing it. It's so pathetic
@@theonionsystem7779 Yes. Kinda like how you realize your gay flag is obnoxiously loud, but you still make a point of using it too. 🤔
Good old dsp rage I watch all of these
GEEZ some of those fatalities are so BRUTAL! 😂
gotta love the ASHLEY SCHAEFFER BMV! ASHLEY SCHAEFFER BMW! reference lol
Strange the "lag" effects him and no one else.
In almost every match he's ever lost in every game
Yooo Vault, it's good to see ya man. Hope your doing well.
Literally it looks like he is reading from the moves list while trying to fight…
The goofy clown laugh to cover his honest anger.
"they don't know anything fundamental, they just know how to mash one combo" does he know that you have to win neutral in order to get a combo off?
Has Phil ever shown off his amazing offline game play doing the hardest towers like a pro?
Notice how he says the game is bad but when he gets hit by a fatality that somehow makes the game EVEN WORSE
I pressed dodge Mr. Piccolo i swear.....DODGE AHHH XD
He still does the same excuses for Multiverse, and all the other fighting games he plays. Never can take a L like a man. I don't know how his viewers deal with it. He is pathetic and just unbearable to listen to excuse after excuse. In his eyes he NEVER lost a match online legit. Lol
This is amazing I tell you what
Philbert needs to accept the fact that his pig hooves don't give him the dexterity he needs to not suck at these games. **SNORT!** Nothing he could do!
Big ups Vault Boy, my first detractor. Bloodborne Ragequit Video
Seymore cawk lol hahahahshshs
So what hes saying, is that he's so bad he can't read patterns in a genre that's all about pattern recognition?
He has 2 internet lines but has so much lag lmfao what a joke
All hail Philbert the Fallen, Porcine Lord of Gout and Salt
I did low medium standing medium and I only got one attack... well Phil, you were mashing.
Imagine inventing a lag switch
And your the only guy who haven’t got it?
Ye that guy
Dsp gaming powered by snot snort gin and salt Alot
i got flawlessed and he didn't hit me with one legitimate move! this guy's TERRIBLE!!!
How’s the gout Phil??
Blabbing on about net code and things that are only possible in online play like he goes down to the arcade and plays MK with his local FGC every week.
dude, every fighting game he plays is so bad. i mean they just suck. nothing he could do. why do so many games suck dood. wow.
You know guys, I’m beginning to believe DSP sucks at games. 🤣
Notification squad
As a dbfz player, this is just embarrassing 😂
36:19 No you are not! You spam roll, heal in front while your enemy is attacking, and heavily rely on the jump attack. Just stream mobile games Phil, it requires minimal effort.
I missed this intro so much.
I’m blahkin’
This video has more views than all of his videos from the past year
ACK ACK ACK...I did nothing wrong doods
at this point i'm fairly prepared to admit i'm weirdly obsessed w/ DSP... i've gone from hating him to loving him to being totally unsure how to feel about the guy. if anything i don't feel like the vast majority of 'hate' towards him is warranted... but i also feel like if anything, fighting games might be the one area in which you can most easily see his foibles. making excuses and badmouthing the devs is all in good fun until you're talking about a literal competitive environment that is rigorously tested in order to assure things like input accuracy and netcode strain. how is that for ten plus years DSP has been complaining about things like constantly dropped inputs and unbearable lag when somehow the entire FGC seems to handle them fine, not to mention the entire casual playerbase? i feel like it's just the raw audacity of his ego in this particular area that makes him unbearable... anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk.
You love this guy who commits debauchery and fraud ? 😢
He really can’t do anything.
Could he cry any harder? Because I’m honestly not sure.
You know he's full of shit when talking about delay in FighterZ. It shows there's only 2-3 frames of delay on screen
This dudes laugh is so fucking grating.
ACK ACK ACK ACK
Even his actual laugh is insufferably obnoxious. I'm really pro-life, but...
Mashing excuses