FIRST TIME IN JAIL BRINGS HIM TO TEARS

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  • @joshuacurtis1465
    @joshuacurtis1465 Рік тому +435

    There was a young boy in county that didn’t have anyone on the outside to help him. After 3 months a few of us decided to ask him some questions and come to find out the boy had a $500 bond and kept it to himself but soon as we found out me and another dude had his bond paid and got him out of there. Never seen of heard from homeboy again.

    • @noahholliday9761
      @noahholliday9761 Рік тому +55

      I get it being a kid and just runnin from the past, but brother you'd have always been someone I at least kept a means of contact open for after that.

    • @rubywilson2568
      @rubywilson2568 Рік тому

      Dude your a good mafucker helping the kid out sucks he didn't pay U back

    • @JesseWinford69
      @JesseWinford69 Рік тому +49

      Yo actually dope! Good on you for helping the kid.

    • @PalmBeachGaming561
      @PalmBeachGaming561 Рік тому

      True story- in 2020 Martin county jail, there was this bug ass Haitian kid named Taz which stood for tough ass Zoe. But he was the biggest sissy of course lol. Anyways the whole pod was so sick of him that a few kids put up the 300 or whatever to bond him out. He ended up coming back couple months later

    • @mikekennedy5470
      @mikekennedy5470 Рік тому +6

      Imagine that...

  • @Rightwinger1982
    @Rightwinger1982 Рік тому +84

    I would NEVER EVER let a camera follow me into a new jail

    • @chefkenburnem211
      @chefkenburnem211 Рік тому +11

      Right, if dude had brains he would say post my bail n u can film all u want until I'm stripping out to go home...

    • @maddkiller
      @maddkiller Рік тому +5

      facts, thats just asking to be a target

  • @toonsthedude9781
    @toonsthedude9781 Рік тому +64

    I was homeless for a cool minute. The desperation of being homeless made want to go to jail just so I could be off the street. I would watch your videos while i was in was chillin in the park. Thanks to your videos I swallowed my pride made peace with my people now I have a place to sleep.
    Much love 👽🤘.
    Stay blessed.

    • @chrism4008
      @chrism4008 Рік тому +5

      I was homeless for a good year, that shit sucks man, glad you got off the street

    • @cherobinson6371
      @cherobinson6371 Рік тому +4

      Jails way worse than being homeless. U can loose your life 4 no reason in jails

    • @roberthorry621
      @roberthorry621 Рік тому

      @@cherobinson6371 you can lose your life on the streets for no reason too

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 Рік тому +6

      Being homeless in the cold would make anyone want to go to jail.. its terrible

    • @nonytknocker
      @nonytknocker 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@cherobinson6371 yeah because homeless people are never attacked/killed at random

  • @chris_chitown97
    @chris_chitown97 Рік тому +14

    I cried when my family all together were going to bond me out. I had let my family down and they still looked after me.

  • @ScamLikely9327
    @ScamLikely9327 Рік тому +59

    Bro got married when he was 21 and looks 50 at 29. Brutal.

    • @chrism4008
      @chrism4008 Рік тому +15

      Meth is a hell of a drug

    • @thisblackgirlslife
      @thisblackgirlslife Рік тому +2

      Wtf? I missed that! Damn

    • @stopthecancelculture
      @stopthecancelculture Рік тому +2

      Did bro said it hurts more than his mom dying? 😂

    • @Davavo
      @Davavo Рік тому +5

      @@stopthecancelculturebro is tripping 😭

    • @carson9359
      @carson9359 Рік тому +3

      ​@user-yr5hm1rq1z 😂 I'd imagine it has more to do with his kid than his wife. I could do without the spouse but not my babies

  • @Falcons8455
    @Falcons8455 Рік тому +52

    if your best friend cant pay $100 to get you out of jail, then you need to find a new best friend.

    • @interwebTrulli
      @interwebTrulli Рік тому

      or another thing could be stop beating ya wife up and maybe u can have a friend(s) =)

    • @Squidgawddd96
      @Squidgawddd96 10 місяців тому +1

      Lol hell yeah . I was pissed when the jail wanted me to pay the full bond cash instead of 10 percent . I think over some FTA when I was 18

    • @hisdivineshadow8263
      @hisdivineshadow8263 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Squidgawddd96for fta cases your bond is the fine for whatever offense you are charged with. Why would a court give you a bond when you already have shown you won't appear for court? Do you even know what a bond is for?

  • @That1E_K1129
    @That1E_K1129 Рік тому +94

    Glad to see all of us are at home on our couches doing the right thing on a Friday night. And that's keeping our asses out of trouble we gotta thank the big homie Josh for that 😂

    • @davidvaughn9
      @davidvaughn9 Рік тому

      Tf we do. White trash ass

    • @sFOREVERJAVKSON
      @sFOREVERJAVKSON Рік тому +1

      AGREED BRO!!! NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU THE EXPERIENCE OF GOING TO JAIL AND PRISON IS NOT A DETERRENT FROM THINKING ABOUT THINGS ON THE OUTSIDE BEFORE YOU DO THEM AND ENDING UP IN THERE.

  • @matt2887
    @matt2887 Рік тому +29

    I’ll never forget going from the pods to general .. basically two warehouses with 200 bunks a side.. walked in uncomfortable is an understatement then I heard someone holler my last name.. buddy was high school friend and football teammate. Come to find they put me on his bunk. I’ll never forget how lucky I felt. True story..

    • @chrism4008
      @chrism4008 Рік тому +6

      It was like high school reunion when i went to jail a couple times. I was not expecting that either, big relief

    • @Usmc913
      @Usmc913 Рік тому +4

      I had something similar happen. My buddy from the outside got me put in his cell after seeing me walk in. Getting someone to vouch for you makes it 10 x easier. Shit was all downhill from there. Then the 2nd, 3rd and 4th time going in it got easier just by knowing several people in each new pod 😂. Young and dumb but that was a long time ago.

    • @matt2887
      @matt2887 Рік тому +5

      I should add .. not the proudest moment of my life but it happened.. and I’m never going back to that bs. Stay out .. keep your head up and stay legal..

    • @Usmc913
      @Usmc913 Рік тому +3

      @@matt2887 same to you bud. Been out a long time now. Never going back.

  • @dannyice8479
    @dannyice8479 Рік тому +5

    The sad piano music cracks me up 😂.

  • @justinjacob508
    @justinjacob508 Рік тому +22

    "He ain't gunna be answering that number anymore " 😂

    • @jwinston1995
      @jwinston1995 Рік тому +1

      And it’s so true lmao

    • @72jm71bh
      @72jm71bh Рік тому +2

      He probably talking to the WIFE....see if she needs some help

  • @mlb7583
    @mlb7583 Рік тому +6

    I hit Los Angeles County men's central jail at 18 years old Baby faced and it was no cake walk.

  • @thomashuth1574
    @thomashuth1574 Рік тому +21

    You find out who your friends are real quick when you get locked up and it's time to bond out of Jail

    • @pmin5554
      @pmin5554 Рік тому +8

      I bet the same friend has lent him money many times and never been repaid

    • @thomashuth1574
      @thomashuth1574 Рік тому +1

      @@pmin5554 Yep, Carma at it's best

    • @wiseauserious8750
      @wiseauserious8750 Рік тому

      @@pmin5554 yep exactly. This guy seems like a nice enough dude but we don't know him. He may be one of those guys who constantly hits you up for stuff and never pays you back. I mean he did admit to hitting his lady

  • @typicalbullsfan9329
    @typicalbullsfan9329 Рік тому +32

    John is that one friend you can never rely on 😂😂😂

    • @wiseauserious8750
      @wiseauserious8750 Рік тому +7

      I get the feeling that this guy might be a bit of a pain in the ass to people around him and they just don't want to have anything to do with his bullshit. Maybe he's the type who you do one favor for and then they never stop hounding you for stuff. He seems like a nice enough guy but you never know

  • @landbeforetimeee
    @landbeforetimeee Рік тому +31

    My experience was way different. I spent two weeks in jail during the height of the pandemic, while the pods were undergoing renovation. 23 1/2 to 24 hours a day in cell, alone. 20 minutes of out time every other day. Out time was in groups of 5 sorted by in-processing date. People were so starved for human contact during out time, no one was hostile. A few guys who were perpetually in and out of jail said it was unbearable, but for me it was perfect. Got a lot of reading in, didn't try and stand out, followed instruction. Same as basic. Only hard part was the screaming. Isolation fucks with people's heads, especially those going through withdrawal. Some of them just lost it completely, would scream for hours.

    • @rcharris1838
      @rcharris1838 Рік тому +3

      I was in FL jail during the pandemic .. then they had the nerve to remodel the kitchen so they tried to give 3 cold meals a day

    • @Anthony-ru7sk
      @Anthony-ru7sk Рік тому +3

      That was me in 2020 before they let people stay on prescribed methadone. Went to jail taking 150 mg a day and had to come off cold turkey. Spent 3 weeks in jail waiting for a judge to sign a paper because the court had a Covid outbreak. Had 2560 sitting on my books waiting to bail out and I couldn’t. Wouldnt wish that hell on anybody.

  • @bjrollick5262
    @bjrollick5262 Рік тому +7

    Not being able to get out over $100 has to be frustrating. Mine was $5% of $25k and that was frustrating as hell knowing I could come up with it if I was out.

  • @natashafaulkner666
    @natashafaulkner666 Рік тому +2

    Finally my state. I live in southern Oklahoma but Tulsa is something else, just got to watch you talk to and where you go there. Pretty much like that everywhere in Oklahoma

  • @kouzaris579
    @kouzaris579 Рік тому +2

    oh yeah watching lockdown while eating my ramen noodles thats what we love

  • @NicCageForPresident2024
    @NicCageForPresident2024 Рік тому +12

    It's funny how fast people turn their back and forget you when you're lockdown I had a friend go to prison for a couple years I didn't hear from him for a while and when I found out he was in prison High kept track and I was the only person that put money on his books I even bought him some clothes that weren't State clothing I bought coffee and a bunch of food as well as stamps some colored pencils and some paper

    • @bennylevine387
      @bennylevine387 Рік тому +2

      The love you put out out in the street is the love you get back when you're in trouble. His wife wants nothing to do with him. His best homie is some dude from work he doesn't even seem close with. When I was 30, there were 50 mfs I could call for 100. The fact that he has zero tells me all I need to know about what kind of guy he was leading up to this.

    • @animlk3
      @animlk3 25 днів тому

      I need to write my very good friend but how do I? Any advice?

  • @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS
    @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS Рік тому +12

    I'm in Oklahoma City and never been to jail. This channel and others like this keeps me out of jail.
    I wouldn't last an hour in jail nor prison.

    • @chefkenburnem211
      @chefkenburnem211 Рік тому +3

      See at least u are self aware. That makes a big difference in how people conduct themselves out in public

    • @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS
      @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS Рік тому +3

      @@chefkenburnem211 That and my mom didn't raise no 'hood

    • @sethrich5998
      @sethrich5998 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, definitely don’t want to go to Oklahoma County Jail. It’s literally under Federal Investigation right now and State Lawmakers are calling for a Federal Takeover of running the jail because conditions are so bad.

    • @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS
      @LewisZwarteLeeuwUS Рік тому +1

      @Seth Rich I seen photos of missing ceiling tiles and paint chipping etc. Looked like Beirut back in '69

    • @dickrichard626
      @dickrichard626 Рік тому

      Jail is less comfortable, but the guys in there don't mess with each other like guys in prison. It's not nearly as bad in that regard, you just don't get any privileges.

  • @BelaskoTheNinja
    @BelaskoTheNinja Рік тому +12

    This brings back memories because the first time I was arrested was in Tulsa and I was in that same jail, I'll never forget it, pod J16 cell PP. It was pretty chill back then and the food wasn't too bad just small portions. I was young, dumb and made some stupid mistakes but I had a cool celly who looked out for me and helped me stay in line.

    • @benjaminlong2837
      @benjaminlong2837 Рік тому +2

      I think I was in J12 my first time there. J16 my last though. Not sure the in between times

    • @tonygougler8692
      @tonygougler8692 Рік тому +1

      I never got arrested in Tulsa I live in catoosa a mile or two outside of east Tulsa. I was in Rogers County for 3 days 1st and only arrest scared the shit out of my 19 year old ass. Lol but I did have a awesome celly man helped me out and was really respectful. Gave me the best/ scariest advice he said don’t come back or I will fuck you up don’t be like me.

    • @Mike-xj6pi
      @Mike-xj6pi Рік тому

      That dude crying around in Muskogee county jail dudes probably be taking advantage of him it’s like Iraq in there in the 90s

  • @Mr.SelfishOne
    @Mr.SelfishOne Рік тому +1

    David L Moss, the Tulsa county jail, is spacious bro… I even had a porcelain toilet. And a wooden desk. 😮what!

  • @astronomicalreason9807
    @astronomicalreason9807 11 місяців тому +1

    My first time in jail I was too pissed to be scared. When you're angry enough it can overpower fear.

  • @jakegroegler1901
    @jakegroegler1901 Рік тому +5

    Been waiting for the pimp daddy follow up ❤

  • @AnarchyPat
    @AnarchyPat Рік тому +5

    The boy Death always providing some quality jail/prison content aprreciate it bro

  • @kingslots3449
    @kingslots3449 Рік тому +1

    Tulsa in the house.. Had my DayZ in and out of there.. 🙃

  • @savtrill333
    @savtrill333 Рік тому +2

    You never cry!!! That's definitely going to get you hurt

  • @BillBraskyy
    @BillBraskyy Рік тому +2

    This was one of the funnest episodes ever lol I gotta go see Joey Diaz do it now.

  • @idriswilliams
    @idriswilliams Рік тому +1

    Respect your honesty bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @roosternm6830
    @roosternm6830 Рік тому +10

    My ex wife hit me with a restraining order so she could see some dude she hooked up with. The funny part is I proved that at the hearing and the judge made an example of her and gave me the kids. Restraining order denied. Lol!

    • @lobo_solo214
      @lobo_solo214 Рік тому +2

      Good on you brother, glad you got your kids.

  • @puddingtame3483
    @puddingtame3483 Рік тому +1

    0:48 It makes me think of that Don Williams song:
    'Living on Tulsa time'

  • @MrKaceymcarter
    @MrKaceymcarter Рік тому +1

    Glad I found you.

  • @madeofhonor
    @madeofhonor Рік тому +10

    "don't let me be a CO in there, i'd be zoomin' n boomin'" 😂😂😂

    • @MRJKING2690
      @MRJKING2690 Рік тому +2

      That shit cracked me up 😂

  • @samanthalandry2296
    @samanthalandry2296 Рік тому

    Man I needed a laugh today and when you said “only reason John answered the first time is cause he didn’t know the number. Could a been an old fling from back in ‘82” 😂😂😂

  • @Kenlydford
    @Kenlydford Рік тому +2

    It’s a beautiful Friday being free. God is good, stay out of troubles that are easily avoidable. 🍻

  • @whereswaldomansell7313
    @whereswaldomansell7313 Рік тому

    That's where I pulled from both times. That place is huge and you gotta walk a mile up a huge hill hallway and Gen pop got all kind of charges in it. That place is crazy wild at times.
    I fished out the classifieds in Muskogee County and talked about a Cadillac for sale for a half hour.
    Yeah they got fingerprints on the phone system now.
    Bro you got good content.

  • @Rippleshanks
    @Rippleshanks Рік тому +2

    I've been a guest of David L Moss (Tulsa County) many times. The size of that jail is deceiving from the outside, it's huge. The D.O.'s do be zooming on those golf carts 😂

    • @asdf9890
      @asdf9890 Місяць тому

      Yep, that main hallway feels like a mile long!

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 Рік тому +5

    Homeboy has a "good career" and is all worried about losing it but doesn't have $100 to his name? Yeahhhh right.

  • @joannaazar7396
    @joannaazar7396 Рік тому +1

    Hey Josh!! Happy Friday lookin good 😊

  • @emmanuellopez-yz6cc
    @emmanuellopez-yz6cc 22 дні тому +1

    John hung up the phone called his old lady like " Heard you got some alone time". He told john if somone could bail him out he could pay it right then , then told bailbonds that John has it , then told John he can pay it back on Wednesday

  • @alexjackson9531
    @alexjackson9531 Рік тому +6

    Judges own words "theres really no proof here, but i believe them " pray for my appeal bub. I got a 2 year old im trying to watch grow up

  • @firefightingemt41
    @firefightingemt41 5 місяців тому

    They have 2 golf carts. 1 for medical and the other for c.o.. J hall (main mens hall) is a 1/4 mile long hall. Maintenance rode around on Segways. His first unit was likely a minimum security pod. J4 and j3 are the max pods. J1 j2 (if i remember right) are seg units. Tulsa county is a very unique facility.

  • @airgunshooterssyndicate103
    @airgunshooterssyndicate103 Рік тому +3

    Ladies and gentile men boys ànd girls THE GOAT

  • @whitewidow9046
    @whitewidow9046 Рік тому +12

    Hey Josh, hope your doing well brother! I've been really liking your videos lately man, it's very entertaining, keep it up! 💯

  • @ashsvanlife
    @ashsvanlife Рік тому +1

    Omg I used to call randoM number to… collect to… ahaha😂 i was sure i was the only one!!! Love yoir vids death (this just made my nitht)

  • @sameernelson9684
    @sameernelson9684 5 днів тому

    You doing your thing, keep it 💯 👌.

  • @matossamuel12
    @matossamuel12 Рік тому +1

    Shoutout from tulsa! That my city!

  • @mrspgp
    @mrspgp Рік тому +22

    I spent 15 days in county jail in 2007 & from what I've seen & heard in regards to the male pop. women behave way way worse, inly time i've ever been in jail & I was terrified at 1st but was able to internalize it well. the most interesting take away I got from that experience is how scary it is that we as humans can adapt so quickly, it's mind blowing & even tho I wasn't in long, it's still the worse exp.& I do not recommend it 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @torymann248
      @torymann248 Рік тому +2

      Yes this is true mental ward sections we talked to them thru a sealed door the stories if honest so horrendous I still have a hard time believing but there's a record there it's true women in our county are more ruthless than most men in there.

    • @richardhorn7688
      @richardhorn7688 Рік тому +4

      I worked in men’s jail and when someone called out sick I would have to do the women’s. I wore Hugo boss cologne and when I went in there I would see things I never thought I would ever see and hear from a female and I had to stay on point and not show any emotion. I was about 25 and hated even going in there

    • @evalynbrown7810
      @evalynbrown7810 Рік тому +1

      Oh yeah the best fights I seen in the county was the females 😂

  • @MikeyBickle
    @MikeyBickle Рік тому

    Our old county jail we used to call random numbers, when it said state your name , I’d say “it’s me they got me” lol😂

  • @stfjesusfreak
    @stfjesusfreak Рік тому

    Thanks!

  • @JT-zn8ux
    @JT-zn8ux Рік тому +9

    In Oklahoma 40% of women are classified with having mental health issues… of the 60% that are left 50% are over 60 yrs old and of the 50% of them 25% of them are under 18 years old… which leaves 5% of available mates for single men who may or may not have mental health issues… good luck and God Bless. may the odds be forever in your favor 😢

    • @MM-bb1qc
      @MM-bb1qc Рік тому

      Thanks for breaking it down.

    • @Acanofalconpunch
      @Acanofalconpunch Рік тому +1

      That's what happens when survival of the fittest fails.

  • @petetster8218
    @petetster8218 Рік тому +1

    First time I walked into the pod everyone was yelling AYE WHAT DEY CALL U OUT DEA

  • @derekcomingo2197
    @derekcomingo2197 Рік тому

    Going back through some old A&E vidjas

  • @travismccarty515
    @travismccarty515 Рік тому +4

    Yeah dawg, I've got 4 terms under my belt and most cats would call me an OG but I'm not gonna lie there's been a few times that first day in jail brought me to tears. Loosing your freedom sucks, period.

  • @kkelsey8811
    @kkelsey8811 Рік тому

    You should try out a video on the stages of a first-timer. Dude went through a couple right on camera. I remember my first time, 15yrs old catching my first F2. Good video brotha

  • @shaneallen7052
    @shaneallen7052 Рік тому +1

    Good ol’ David L. Moss lol, been there more times than I’d like to admit.

  • @chrisluehr2503
    @chrisluehr2503 Рік тому

    oh shyit been waiting for this

  • @stefancastleberry8576
    @stefancastleberry8576 Рік тому

    I love your videos!! This is my favorite channel

  • @danielabbott7693
    @danielabbott7693 Рік тому +1

    Great video as always. Cruise in the golf cart haha!

  • @simonsays101
    @simonsays101 Рік тому +1

    Dame John you let the side down 😂

  • @sakofinland3421
    @sakofinland3421 Рік тому +1

    They literally showed this guy crying the whole episode 🤣🤣🤣

  • @darrinwatts9979
    @darrinwatts9979 2 місяці тому

    Hey Josh...what if you clown back when they holler fresh meat 😆

  • @DoesDad
    @DoesDad 5 місяців тому

    Lived in Tulsa for 15 years. Loved it! The place is a little brutal though... People don't play in OK.

  • @chunkymonkey55555
    @chunkymonkey55555 Рік тому +2

    Sharing a Cell with "Mr Nails"? that would sound disconcerting to me.... What sort of best friend would not bail their friend out over a matter of $100 ? lol

  • @mbuckholz
    @mbuckholz Рік тому +6

    I've been to rehab 7 times and never been to jail. I feel as if I could definitely hold my own but the last thing I'm doing is being filmed by a camera crew every step I take.

    • @queefstroganoff2643
      @queefstroganoff2643 Рік тому +1

      Lol rehab ain't jail. If you go in with that comparison you're gonna fold quick.

    • @AspieTrips
      @AspieTrips Рік тому

      mental instuitions ive been in, i promise its similar to jail in alot of ways. Crazy guys, just not violent ( in some cases ) their are people like that there as well as in jail

  • @Chriskary1
    @Chriskary1 Рік тому +1

    His old lady is trying to be with John 😂

  • @CarsCatAliens
    @CarsCatAliens Рік тому +4

    Damn bro, 14 years eh ??? Congrats on that.. My girl and will have 15 years in March (actually have to get a colonoscopy on our anniversary LoL). When you know you're with the right one,you just know... And it feels great knowing someone will always have your back.

    • @Miltown4114
      @Miltown4114 Рік тому

      I feel that bro. Congrats. Been with my wife for 3 years but know. Her since I was a teen. When you know you found the right one, you know.

  • @321matt
    @321matt Рік тому

    Anytime I hear Tulsa oklahom reminds me of first 48 and someone who was interviewed and he is back in doing 20

  • @Thamilton1221
    @Thamilton1221 Рік тому

    Enjoyed that awesome thanks

  • @66shaggy77
    @66shaggy77 Рік тому

    Salute‼️👊🏼
    Stay Safe n STAY FREE‼️💯👌🏼

  • @samanthalandry2296
    @samanthalandry2296 Рік тому

    Omg as this guys getting off the phone right after he says I’ll be out in 15 min I’m so pumped up I feel like I’m the one getting out in 15 lol

  • @davidratcliffe60
    @davidratcliffe60 5 місяців тому +1

    Most inmates cry at some point, but your right wait for the right time and place and not be seen. I always waited until lights out and was on my bunk under my blanket.

  • @joshntn37111
    @joshntn37111 Рік тому +1

    Hey bro. New subscriber here. Have you ever thought about reacting to "police bodycam shootouts"? You can check out "Police Activity" if you haven't already. Got some wild shit on there. I'm glad to see you being able to live a normal life after everything you have been through. Not many people get to the point you are at. Good shit man. Congrats!

    • @llll7396
      @llll7396 Рік тому +2

      There's already 500 channels doing that shit, go watch donut operator or something, channels don't like doing it because the videos don't make any money because of the content

  • @johnmike121
    @johnmike121 Рік тому

    The sad music in the background 😂😂

  • @lutherreigns5781
    @lutherreigns5781 Рік тому +2

    John must be the Jodi messing with his wife for him to start ignoring him

  • @IamJdTrent
    @IamJdTrent Рік тому +4

    This dude's perspective was off. "I'm gonna lose my job over a phone call". Nah,you're gonna lose your job because you got locked up.

  • @NonCypher
    @NonCypher Рік тому +3

    Quick Story on the Protocol of a When a Person First Hits on New Pod:
    During one of my stays in a county jail in Jersey, I was on a trustee unit. Trustee units have high turn over rates. Ppl come and go quickly. Sometimes they aren't there long enough to learn whatever job they got. Which was annoying to me even though I only had a little skid bid(364 days, day for day/ no good time), so I saw a ton of these ppl pop up and be gone before I even knew their names.
    Being perpetually bored and very immature I began doing something which in hindsight is pretty petty.
    I'm white, but I use black beauty supplies in jail. On the little shelf above the sink right next to the toilet I would have the ol' Murray's grease to slick my hair back, cocoabutter lotion for my body, a cocoabutter stick for my face, jail water makes my scalp itch sometimes so I'd have the Sulfer 8 shampoo, baby oil( in case I need to make tattoo ink. Always make my own.), I cut a few heads and beards so I have Magic Shave accompanied by a cup containing various afropicks and combs... .. Get the picture? All black beauty supplies.
    My main detail was the paint crew, which at this place was a job somehow given almost exclusively to white boys. Every time I would loses celly and another one would come in fresh the gen pop, I would wait to see him come in and put his stuff down in the cell. Inevitably after a while he'd be in the mirror preparing himself to take his first walk around the unit and get a lay of the land.
    As he's standing there I'd pop my head in the door. I'd look at him, and every time they'd be looking at that shelf with all those black beauty supplies. Sometimes just the sight of a those mostly alien products was enough to give them the deer in the headlight looks.
    I'd introduce myself with a smile and them let my face gob a bit serious. Maybe give a little head back and forth head shake of commiseration as I'd say, "Dude, you'll probably straight for tonight, but tomorrow after detail you gotta talk to the officer and see if he can get you moved to another cell".
    "Why"?
    "Classification fucked up, dude. They put you in here with Mahmood Jenkins. Nation of Fucking Islam, white mans the devil. Dude is seriously Pissed off all the time. Fucker should be happy. He just beat a body charge on appeal last year".
    Then as I walked away I would say over my shoulder, "....and don't mess up his hair supplies. That shit will set his crazy as off".
    All the other white boys(the ones who weren't bitch-made) would sit watching the poor guy wander around stressed the fuck out until the next lockdown.
    Every time once he'd see me come back and lock the door behind me the stress would just melt off their faces. They'd be so happy there was no Mahmood Jenkins that they'd forget they should be Pissed at me for fucking with them.
    Whatever though. I made a good celly. I had tobacco. I kept exta walkmans, cosmetics... .... etc...etc.
    It barely seems worth typing about, but in jail and prison you have to take your amusements where and when you can get 'em.

    • @chefkenburnem211
      @chefkenburnem211 Рік тому

      So if they put a spade in ur cell how would you catch rec then?

  • @zaiologyy
    @zaiologyy Рік тому +4

    How (& when) to cry properly in your bunk and not make a scene during booking, such a good pro tip 💫

    • @RWRLDLLC
      @RWRLDLLC Рік тому +1

      Correct. People know your gonna cry. Just don't make it a scene broski.. People don't wanna be reminded of the outside memories. Just wanna put on the blinders and do the time.

  • @jonesy9129
    @jonesy9129 Рік тому +3

    If he was really workin,he could have been able to get bonded out but he said my friend has it. They hear that...goodbye

  • @andrelinoge6810
    @andrelinoge6810 10 місяців тому

    I'm from OKC and did my first county time in Tulsa.
    First time on the block you get lock down for 36 hours. One phone call, Bible and a metal door.

  • @chrisjameshicks
    @chrisjameshicks Рік тому +3

    So John is his best friend and wouldn't hook him up a hundred bucks. Bobby hooked me up with a $10,000 bond like it was nothing, now that is a best friend. Of course, he stole it from Death but I didn't mind.

  • @jaimestewart8295
    @jaimestewart8295 Рік тому +3

    I'm only a minute in but I gotta say I hid in Oklahoma when I was on the run from Va, and MS and the people were cool as the other side of the pillow👍 I did eventually get caught and gave up my state time to Mississippi but even the Oklahoma jail was cool , the people the cops and even the food was all good if I hadn't lived it I wouldn't believe it for real

    • @madeofhonor
      @madeofhonor Рік тому

      willing to bet you're a white guy lol

  • @shellywhite5327
    @shellywhite5327 Рік тому +1

    Dude….. where’s my man Bobby? I love you Bobby.

  • @benjaminlong2837
    @benjaminlong2837 Рік тому +1

    Shit I got so many memories from this jail. It was June 05 that it was under I think CCA and I was there and bonded out and July 05 Tulsa county sheriff took over and I was already back. I remember being there in 03 and calling home to tell sis and mom I caught a case. When I told sis I was in jail she screamed “I knew I recognized that number!” Lol good times.

  • @paulie.walnuts2838
    @paulie.walnuts2838 Рік тому

    John was probably round visiting his old lady 😄

  • @flangecorp9789
    @flangecorp9789 Рік тому

    That high pitched “HaaHaa” when he entered his cell had me rollin’ 😂

  • @MikeAnnunziato
    @MikeAnnunziato Рік тому +2

    Married eight years uh-oh it's domestic 🤣

  • @alisaurus8254
    @alisaurus8254 Рік тому

    “I’d be zoomin and boomin “lol

  • @brandonfrey7268
    @brandonfrey7268 Рік тому

    I'm here for Bobby

  • @leonranchero7088
    @leonranchero7088 Рік тому

    Dude only answered the 1st and 3rd call for not recognizing the number lol 😆

  • @jaimestewart8295
    @jaimestewart8295 Рік тому +2

    Yo Tulsa is lit bro for real , alota cool people in Oklahoma. If ya unto partying then Ok is ok😁

    • @918Kustomz
      @918Kustomz Рік тому

      Bro tulsa sucks ass lol don't lie

  • @leecook7904
    @leecook7904 Рік тому

    Another banger. Thanks for the content. 🫡

  • @Randolution
    @Randolution Рік тому

    Damn josh/ death...I was waiting for you to hit us with a lil skit.." ayyy bobby answer the damn phone" lol oh well 🤷 either way still great content💯

  • @stephenlydon7071
    @stephenlydon7071 Рік тому +1

    Your take on everything is spot on. I was an all-star behind the wall. Me andmy cellu use to talk about how no one answered the phone

  • @HateTheGameTX
    @HateTheGameTX 2 місяці тому

    Funny you say that about Tulsa and salsa lmao Alan Jackson has a song saying he was just in Tulsa and dropped a load of salsa 😂😂

  • @robertmistkowski9879
    @robertmistkowski9879 Рік тому

    Death that's funny as hell just calling randoms

  • @dr.anthonyfauci5280
    @dr.anthonyfauci5280 Рік тому +1

    I knew John wasn’t gonna show up

  • @jaimehart901
    @jaimehart901 Рік тому

    Hahahahahahha I lost it with golf cart and Austin Powers

  • @richardhorn7688
    @richardhorn7688 Рік тому +3

    I think part of the deal with the producers is that they pay the bail after a set amount of days interviewing for the camera

    • @madeofhonor
      @madeofhonor Рік тому +3

      ah, makes sense. i was wondering what the incentive would be for a grown man to willingly allow himself to be broadcast for the world to see him crying and begging n stuff.

    • @richardhorn7688
      @richardhorn7688 Рік тому

      @@madeofhonor yup. 99.9% of “reality tv” is staged. There maybe not even be a job or a friend named John.

  • @detonationpyrotechnics4156
    @detonationpyrotechnics4156 Рік тому

    I saved my tears for the jack shaq we had for handicap inmates. The curtain was highly controlled

  • @GRUBB-MUDD
    @GRUBB-MUDD Рік тому

    death, you heard of the bail project or bond project? organization who bonds u out