@@massy1943 Because after guys have sex they usually just leave or want the girl to leave right afterwards. Girls like to cuddle or whatever. It's funny because he called the uber as soon as he got there so that it'd be ready by time they were done have sex. I hope I explained that good enough.
The Real One Of course there’s words people haven’t heard or that person recently put words into their vocabulary, but all of the words in this video should be common knowledge. I’m pretty sure most of the students in my class knew these words in middle school lmao even earlier
Deniksha Solanki i thought i was the only one seeing that shit.. read 10 comments straight & theyre all fuck off quotes like we cant watch the video ourselves 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Ha I straight up tell you I'm not slinging vag on the first date. Not gonna happen. I love romantic fun time that gets me. Can't achieve that on a hit and quit. I'm just getting to old for the b.s.
DeaDicus dumb asf you can't steal it if it's part of the video, there's many people that thought of writing that, this channel always has people typing the script smh
the worst part is this is happening too often, making it seem like there one of the top 10 pornstars in DMS then the moment they meet IRL they talk like they don't know what sex is
Lmao had a situation just like this. Girl was super freaky and fun through text, but bland and boring in person. I didn't even went through with the date, just told her some BS and left.
@@omnipotentgaming166 I think they're so desperate for attention and flirting, they create this online persona that has nothing to do with their real selves. It's silly though, as it's bound to backfire upon meeting face to face.
@@CidGuerreiro1234 i had a opposite encounter last night. She was being all nice and sweet etc. 20 mins of Netflix and im getting slurped up on. I didn't even get to finish my comedy
Thisss! Yeah, women don't owe guys ass, but if they say they are gonna give it to them ... Like just be a decent person and don't lie, say what you want!
That's all I'm saying like if ur not about that stuff don't pretend to be. It's the same with men and relationships like just be honest from the beginning
@@massy1943 He called the uber already thinking that she was gonna be on some bullshit which just goes to show you how much thought was put into a simple booty call. Ain't no netflix and chill just straight fucking and if she ain't fucking he's ducking cause she missed him on that bullshit thinking she was gonna come over and not get the D
@Nidel de roo Not always the case. Most guys automatically assume I’m like this just because I have natural curves. They legit expect me to be a freak even when I barely know them and this is without me ever sending any misleading texts so I had to burst a few bubbles 🤷🏽♀️
S M yeah that sucks and people shouldn’t just assume someone is one way without knowing that person, but I am talking about people who present themselves falsely
BlastoiseBoy 1 change your name to oNeptune, make 2-4 comments in a row on the same video within the the millisecond that the video is released then he and everyone will notice you in every griffy video ever for some reason I honestly don't know why that guy always gets top comment
Say fam you should've hung in there a lil longer; that ole "get to know you" routine is a act. She wouldn't have come if she didn't assume something was gonna go down
eaxactly, watch some 2 catch a predator clips, the seksual predetors talk durty seksi crap very very seksi nastee crap in the dm chat but act all shy when they shoow up in person, but u noe dey r gonna do all da nastee stuff they said in dm, eventually.
This is exactly how girls feel when guys play catfish with our emotions pulling us in to this fake romantic lovey stuff that is just a lame excuse to get into your pants. Smh 😂
Damn. It's so commendable to live such a pathetic and sad life unknown to change because you choose to ignore the basic components of self improvement on a daily basis. Yes, you are so unique
"I called you an uber as soon as you got here... It should be outside waiting on you, if not then you need to be waiting on it"😂😂😂 I died at that part💀💀
Those are gymnastics moves he's describing, and if any woman ever did that sequence to a guy's dick, he'd probably never be able to use his dick ever again - to say nothing of the pain it would cause in the process.
Met a girl like this a few years back, led me on entirely through texts then every time we hung out she would act distant and cold. Then would randomly text me at 1am saying I should “come over”. I never felt more like a fool.
TheBasicHeim the lightskin lick of the lips is when a lightskin male slowly licks his lips while simultaneously looking at a female (of any race) up and down. Its super effective.
One of the funniest guys I’ve seen on this app!! I’m so glad UA-cam started recommending my mans!!! Took you long enough UA-cam this is 2 years old lol but better late then never is what my momma always said!!
@Telling need to find yourself an Arab. believe me, those conservative girls are not so conservative when the brother and father are out of sight! They arent whores, not at all. but the inability to explore yourself and such. find yourself a girl from a conservative family. 30 dollars says shes not conservative when her brother isnt looking :)
"I ain't got time for no morals" 😂
1k likes
GG XD
Ironic how this comment has 4k likes with only 3 replies
@@billa9034 Ironic indeed.
5000th like
*F A L S E A D V E R T I S I N G*
Nick Barrett 510+ likes no reply, tf?
Lol so true
u a hopsin friend?
Hey I made it from 2.9k-3k
No thats cliclbait
The hand with a purse when she stood up,😂😂😂😂I'm weak
Exactly 😂
On god I died. He so fucking stupid 😂😂😂😂
He knows what he's doing lol
His acting on point af :D
IT'S HE IT'S GRIFFY LMAO
"I called you an Uber as soon as you got here." I'm weak. 😂🤣
Cold piece
How is that funny?
@@massy1943 r/whoosh
@@massy1943 Because after guys have sex they usually just leave or want the girl to leave right afterwards. Girls like to cuddle or whatever. It's funny because he called the uber as soon as he got there so that it'd be ready by time they were done have sex.
I hope I explained that good enough.
@@saucedup_jayy1156 oh yes now I get it
This guy lowkey expanding my vocab
The first funny, original comment I've found in this video so far, great!
Read boy, damn
That's just sad if you're serious
Anna Bell maybe he’s young and you can’t tell me you’ve heard every word or haven’t heard somebody say some shit and add it to your vocab 🤷🏾♂️
The Real One
Of course there’s words people haven’t heard or that person recently put words into their vocabulary, but all of the words in this video should be common knowledge. I’m pretty sure most of the students in my class knew these words in middle school lmao even earlier
I swear these comments actually make up the whole script
Deniksha Solanki on God huh?
Deniksha Solanki i thought i was the only one seeing that shit.. read 10 comments straight & theyre all fuck off quotes like we cant watch the video ourselves 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Lmao
"So what's good"
I know right it's really fucking annoying
“triple back handspring to a round off forward summersault to a spilt leap”💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😭😭😭🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀
Do it all the time.
Onto this dix
LMAOOO I’m dead 😂😂🤣💀
Even if your boring just be honest with yourself and everyone else.
I got a boring one that says the best stuff I just don’t let her come around and bore me to sleep lol she knows she’s full of shit
Ha I straight up tell you I'm not slinging vag on the first date. Not gonna happen. I love romantic fun time that gets me. Can't achieve that on a hit and quit. I'm just getting to old for the b.s.
It's not "boring" it's pretty subjective to call stuff like that "boring".
Yeah, everyone has multiple people that are right for them, but they're not going to find them by pulling a bait and switch
Griffey a real nigga had that uber ready😂💯
oNeptune I haven’t seen such savagery in a hot minute! 😂
Peaches Loves You nah she deserve that treatment💯
I’m not gonna dispute that. Hella hilarious!
oNeptune ily no homo
There you are 😂
FALSE ADVERTISING
Sad
DeaDicus dumb asf you can't steal it if it's part of the video, there's many people that thought of writing that, this channel always has people typing the script smh
Why do I see you everywhere
Dat 666th like
Nigga..... You are EVERYWHERE. 😂
“I called you an uber as soon as you got here.” This man thinking five steps ahead.
the worst part is this is happening too often, making it seem like there one of the top 10 pornstars in DMS then the moment they meet IRL they talk like they don't know what sex is
trust me, that has never been the case with me.
@@akshatktiwari r/ihavesex
Bro this is so fucking true 😭😭
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Oh so that's how you clear up acne.
I just tried that shit and it did not work. I grew more bumps on my lip.
Knights 😂
@@clickbaitthief4094 wait, can I try?
@@scarletbeckett7075 no.
@@clickbaitthief4094 Meanie. Who passes up a free face ride?
Lmao had a situation just like this. Girl was super freaky and fun through text, but bland and boring in person. I didn't even went through with the date, just told her some BS and left.
CidGuerreiro1234 has this same shit happen. These females are broken sometimes it’s what it is😬😬😬
😂😂 Same..I think we've all been there fellas
@@omnipotentgaming166 I think they're so desperate for attention and flirting, they create this online persona that has nothing to do with their real selves. It's silly though, as it's bound to backfire upon meeting face to face.
@@CidGuerreiro1234 i had a opposite encounter last night. She was being all nice and sweet etc. 20 mins of Netflix and im getting slurped up on. I didn't even get to finish my comedy
@@jello4615 Well usually the Netflix/movie/etc is just an excuse to bang, lol.
“Perpetuating a false persona which is very detrimental”
Yeah, so what's it detrimental to?
mr mann
I know right?? This dude didn’t even finish his sentence 💀💀💀
mr mann the relationship or the way you see them. sometimes people act different through social media and act another way in person.
@@jrcell5832 so it's like synonymous to fraud
mr mann causing harm
"It should be outside waiting on you. If it isn't, you should be outside waiting on IT."...😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😭😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭
Funniest Part 🤣🤣🤣
Im stealing that shit, i use, since you jumping to conclusions, jump up out this car/ bed. B the door.
Lmaoooo🤣🤣
no cause i LOST it 😭
At least he's nice enough for paying the über lol
über :D
@@venomouspassion5744 ;-)
@YAMERO CAT he called da Uber so he gotta pay anyways
@@BZ4MENT its cash after ride
i wouldn't she cat fished
Thats some next level acrobatics, Olympics should be taking notes
*All your acne is gonna clear up*
Panzer Man this that dermatologically proven
SKSKSKSK
Panzer Man GIVE ME OXYGEN!!! 🤣🤣🤣
That's amazing
Thank u brother
"If it's not outside waiting on you... Then you should be outside waiting on it." 😂😂💀💀💀
Barz
Braxton Durley i didn’t understand the it, what was the joke
@@Fbitypeshit "It" is simply the Uber
Braxton Durley so he just repeat the same joke?
He is basically saying whether or not the Uber was there she had to go.
Thisss! Yeah, women don't owe guys ass, but if they say they are gonna give it to them ... Like just be a decent person and don't lie, say what you want!
That's all I'm saying like if ur not about that stuff don't pretend to be. It's the same with men and relationships like just be honest from the beginning
Yes this. Idc what a person wants but set those boundaries early with expectations. Communicate please.
It’s a joke u High Schools Dropouts
@@griselgriselda2901 good point on the women too. It goes both ways
@@griselgriselda2901 well we know what kind of girl you are. (Not straight forward)
"I'm gonna ride your face so good, all your acne is gonna clear up"💀
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS 💀
That shit has me weezing 😅😂😂😂😭
“I called you an Uber as soon as you got here” 😂😂😂😂😂
500 people agreed with him
Massy _12 it’s very funny 😂
@@massy1943 He called the uber already thinking that she was gonna be on some bullshit which just goes to show you how much thought was put into a simple booty call. Ain't no netflix and chill just straight fucking and if she ain't fucking he's ducking cause she missed him on that bullshit thinking she was gonna come over and not get the D
Massy _12 if you don’t understand the joke you too young gtfo
GZ7 gaming you don’t have to be mean he just didn’t get the joke
Triple somersaults, this bih bout to get an Olympic sponsorship 😂
Don’t push it bitch
Lyxos101 nigga stfu
Triple back hand spring not somersault
😂
HE SAID HE CALLED THE UBER WHEN THEY GOT THERE, THIS MAN JUST BEEN PREPPING HIS BARS, MASTERMIIIIIIIIIND
What funny is, there's a rapper called MASTAMIIND and he spit some bars
@@travisdutoit3848 that’s not funny
To be fair chicks like that shouldn’t just pretend they’re someone else online and get offended when a guy doesn’t take it well.
Yea that’s the entire point of the video
@Nidel de roo Not always the case. Most guys automatically assume I’m like this just because I have natural curves. They legit expect me to be a freak even when I barely know them and this is without me ever sending any misleading texts so I had to burst a few bubbles 🤷🏽♀️
S M yeah that sucks and people shouldn’t just assume someone is one way without knowing that person, but I am talking about people who present themselves falsely
S M I see ur point but the situation here is kinda different
Tbh tho there are a lot of guys who do this too . Talk a big game over text but then dont do any foreplay and only fuck for like 5-10m max
"It's because you're perpetuating a false Persona which is very detrimental" 😂😂😂 My man hit her with them S.A.T words. 👍👍
Hit her with normal words , people who are not illiterate would know this.
GoldenYuri definitely r/iamverysmart
@@KSH172 want a cookie
Rydell Rene man those are simple ass words 🙄🙄 get a dictionary
@@YoshiXO yeah S.A.T. words aren't supposed to be difficult buddy
Damn that’s extreme clit-bait😳
Mimi Momi W
H
Mimi Momi clit-bait 😂 😂 i love it
IM STEALING THIS WORD
Thats it. Im done. This comment wins
IF SHES BAD IN DMS then shes good in person, vice versa!!!
“It should be outside waiting on you...... if it isn’t you should be outside waiting on IT” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
من وين ؟😏🇰🇼
😂😂😂😂
Dead 😂😂😂😂
The uber was already waiting the whole time :DD
inspirepaul
*:DD*
inspirepaul Uber has waited 1 minute
inspirepaul What was his plan if she was a freak tho
Kira 30 minutes later and the uber still waiting
@@kawaiipanda6850 kick her out and have the uber waiting so he doesnt have to put up with her shit
"It should be outside waiting on ya, if it aint, you should be outside waiting on it."
Straight savage
Dude's been in this situation more than once😂. All safety measures in place
Your avatar is n o i d e d
I am stealing this fucking line lol I'm still laughing as I type
She not drunk enough for that shit yet. Give her some vodka and a few naruto episodes my mans. You can't rush art.
Yeah I dont get this, why do y’all need to be drunk to be freaky and shit?
@@timeflowEqualquin so that we are not stuck in our heads about things.
horrible advice. thats how you catch a case lol
If she watches naruto i aint gonna just hookup, ill get to know her.
@@MonroeSim it's a joke
“You said your gonna do some nasty stuff to my GeNiTaLs!”
0:38 How many tongues does she have for that first text 😂😂😂
BUT TRU one tongue but a good deep throat😥
Three😂
It's possible.
@Kira orochimaru has a poop nose
Teamtakage 1 Nigga I’m married
LMAO I called you an Uber soon as you got here
Kartoon Management Oh it's toons
That's how you know he been in this type of situation more than once 💀
Kartoon Management when u droppin barry tales
Yo toons
Kartoon Management 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This dudes acting so good that it made me forget that this is one person
“Quit giving quotes from the video we can see the video” that part had me dead 💀
im binge watching griffy's videos, help
*SIIIIITTT DOWWWWWN!*
Thats the opposite of a problem
M *BE HUMBLE*
SAme
Also help
IM TIRED OF GRIFFY NOT NOTICING ME *IM TRIGGERED*
BlastoiseBoy 1 just go home. It's taco Tuesday 😂
BlastoiseBoy 1 change your name to oNeptune, make 2-4 comments in a row on the same video within the the millisecond that the video is released then he and everyone will notice you in every griffy video ever for some reason
I honestly don't know why that guy always gets top comment
DoHickeyLol
Maka Albarn fuck u
Maka Albarn says the person with an anime profile pic
How fast he whipped out his phone got me🤣🤣🤣
This guy makes some damn hilarious sketch comedy, but he also lowkey sneaks in powerful social commentary. Amazing, subscribed instantly.
This is surely advertiser-friendly content
Justin Y. Either I’m mistaking you for someone else or I literally see you EVERYWHERE ON UA-cam.
No you're not mistaken. I'm probably the same person if there are no imposters
Demonetized
Like bots
Justin Y. A week ago I saw you at 900 subs now your 1000 subs up
When you order online vs when it arrives
😂😂😂 fr though
Underrated
😂
*M C D O N A L D S*
@Walter B u look familiar , do I know you?
It happened to me once,and you know what Griffy?
I reacted exactly as you did!
Say fam you should've hung in there a lil longer; that ole "get to know you" routine is a act. She wouldn't have come if she didn't assume something was gonna go down
eaxactly, watch some 2 catch a predator clips, the seksual predetors talk durty seksi crap very very seksi nastee crap in the dm chat but act all shy when they shoow up in person, but u noe dey r gonna do all da nastee stuff they said in dm, eventually.
.
"I dont got time for no morals" 👏👏👏👌😂
Stg!
"I called you an uber as soon as you got here, it should be outside waiting on you and if it isn't, you should be outside waiting on it"
I'm confused
100th like
He’s a poet
Can someone explain this joke please?
That he was trying to smash quick and send her home.
I hate liars too.
This is exactly how girls feel when guys play catfish with our emotions pulling us in to this fake romantic lovey stuff that is just a lame excuse to get into your pants. Smh 😂
Yes. Yin / Yang ⛩
Ikrrr!
what you expect for romantic lovey stuff, marriage?? hell naw
Yeah but it is the opposite situation here.
They’re lame excuses, but you choose to fall for’em. Where the woman’s intuition? SMH😂
"I ain't got time for no morals." - my life. Everyday.
@Violet Violet all of them all the 150 he still missing 1
@@almighty181 What is this, generation 1 pokèmon? 😂😂😂
Me before watching Jumanji for the 11th time in a single week.
L Invictus Gotta catch em all 😂
Damn. It's so commendable to live such a pathetic and sad life unknown to change because you choose to ignore the basic components of self improvement on a daily basis. Yes, you are so unique
“If it isn’t you should be waiting on it”
Literally laughed my ass off
"Perpetuating a Phalse Persona"😂🤣😂
*false
"It should be outside waiting on you, if it isn't you should be outside waiting on it" damnnn 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This part hard me dying 😂🤣😂
😂
I was laughing so hard on that
😂😂😂
I hate when girls put baby emojis on they tongue but they not bout that life.
ImKingTv same
ImKingTv bruh 😂😂
Bro honestly
He said “if it isn’t u should be outside waiting on it “🤣🤣 BDE
"it should be outside waiting on you and if it ain't, you should be outside waiting on it" COLD
*"Where tf is this girl?? Cuz she's not here!"*
“False advertisement”
“I called you a Uber soon as you got here it should be outside waiting if isn’t you should be outside waiting on it” damn
Yes we all watched the video too
"It should be waiting outside on you. If it isn't, you should be waiting outside on IT"
GOLDEN!!! 😂😂😂
I don’t get it
I love that theres always a deep meaning and message behind those funny videos good job 🖤🖤
“You here because you said you was gonna be doing some nasty stuff to my genitals” 😂😂😂😂
TO JustinProdigy TV: Receiving oral is all right, but NO anal -- this would be nasty.
That ending was so dramatic lol
Shit got real 😉
Are you new here? Lmao.
I love when he plays the girl and touches his hair with the purse 🤣😂
To this day, this is my favorite video of Long Beach griffys
"I called you an uber as soon as you got here... It should be outside waiting on you, if not then you need to be waiting on it"😂😂😂 I died at that part💀💀
This part had me dying too 😂😂😭😭
*GENERIC QUOTE FROM THE VIDEO BY oNeptune*
Justin Y. Hmmm
and Justin Y.
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE! AM I TRIPPING?!
Justin Y. Stop following me
The Derp exactly
"False advertising" good words for my crush.
jesus this is literally the movie the edge of seventeen
"I can't wait to do a triple back handspring forward hop roundoff onto that di*k" IM DEADD!!
random but this sentence proved my non American ass that I ain’t fluent in English dang
@@Rolando_Cueva 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those are gymnastics moves he's describing, and if any woman ever did that sequence to a guy's dick, he'd probably never be able to use his dick ever again - to say nothing of the pain it would cause in the process.
I made it 3k😂😂
imagine someone actually doing them moves! wtf, i'm dead 😂
You're perpetuating a false persona which is dextrimental. 💀💀
"dextrimental" lol
Every time my friend recommends me someone like this I binge watch everyone
Met a girl like this a few years back, led me on entirely through texts then every time we hung out she would act distant and cold. Then would randomly text me at 1am saying I should “come over”. I never felt more like a fool.
Bro me too and I kept going thinking she'd finally give in lol
@@asiatic_african feels bad man lol
Yo this legit just happened a year ago
Reall talk it be lik dat tho 😢
Young K true
Straight up
It do
Young K she gon act affended after that false advertisement
Young K on god
Why he lick his lips like that
Dokkan God313
Probably the lightskin face
BHD's Peanut Head right
Dokkan GodSSJ tf
BHD's Peanut Head dead
She catcatfished him lmao
"Called you an uber as soon as you got here" LMAO ole dude was gunna kick her out in 10mins anyways!
I seen that lightskin lick of the lips
Dj WayNorth don't get it man
TheBasicHeim the lightskin lick of the lips is when a lightskin male slowly licks his lips while simultaneously looking at a female (of any race) up and down. Its super effective.
Dj WayNorth Ah right, fair enough
"You should be outside waiting on it" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao it’s so fitting that the ad that played after the video was “how to flirt”
The truth shall set you free. Free from these lying women
"P**** catfished😅
Now kids this is what we call
*_FALSE ADVERTISING_*
Lost Jams On point.
I think the way she acts online is her real self; the fake stuff only comes out when she meets you as a way of protecting herself from emotional harm
It’s the other way around my dude.
One of the funniest guys I’ve seen on this app!! I’m so glad UA-cam started recommending my mans!!! Took you long enough UA-cam this is 2 years old lol but better late then never is what my momma always said!!
" I can't wait to do a triple back hand spring to a round off forward sommer Sault to a split leap on to the a dick"
Well damn
I called you an uber as soon as we got here. It should be outside waiting on you. If it isn't, you should be outside waiting on it. 😭😭😭
Demetrius Chaney i read this as it showed lmaoo
@@exhsyz sammeeeee
I'm going to use that.
That part killed me the most 😂😂😂
Him reading the messages that’s why I don’t talk like that in messages 😂😂😂😂
This is the first video that actually made me laugh out so loudly in a long long time I literally watched it three times in a row LOL
This is what you call catfished
Path killua I'm the real Killua
You think this video joking till it actually happens to you irl.
Won't happen to folks who have self-respect. PERIOD.
Facts
Bruh real shit this happened to me, forreal tho griffy a self aware savage
@@MjMori4444 factssssss
wont happen to me if im not running around town asking everyone for sex
Griffy’s videos and chill should be a new trend
“False advertising “ lmao 🤣
What you try a dooo!!!
"Take me home" *no*
How my wife was when we met, but in reserve. Shy on the phone... freak when we meet.
@Telling 6 years on, shes still very adventurous oh yes
@Telling need to find yourself an Arab.
believe me, those conservative girls are not so conservative when the brother and father are out of sight!
They arent whores, not at all. but the inability to explore yourself and such. find yourself a girl from a conservative family. 30 dollars says shes not conservative when her brother isnt looking :)
@@stavrosgiannaros7041 .
when he said "false advertising" i died lmaoooo
You should be outside waiting for IT
April Barnes the clown like shit
"It should be outside waiting on you. If it isn't you should be outside waiting on it." COLD😂😂😂