Miscellaneous Myths: Sisyphus Captures Death

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  • Ever wonder where the whole notion of capturing death even came from? It's not exactly widespread, but it sure seems to show up a lot more than one might expect. Well, worry no longer! Turns out it's all because the ancient king Sisyphus had a fantastic (terrible) idea that worked out great (badly) for everyone involved.
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  • @moneysins
    @moneysins 10 місяців тому +1483

    Thanatos: “how dare you imprison me”
    Persephone: “how dare you lie to me”
    Hades: “how dare you make me do extra paperwork”

    • @idontknowwhatmychannelcall7733
      @idontknowwhatmychannelcall7733 10 місяців тому +130

      Never make hades do more paper works
      tantalus learn that the hard way

    • @badkitty73
      @badkitty73 6 місяців тому +16

      Me,Tubbo and Ranboo: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A BOY CRY BY SAYING HONEY I’M HOME!
      (and yes there’s a song called honey I’m home and yes I’m still overprotective with Percy because of that song)

    • @user-cm8di3eb2t
      @user-cm8di3eb2t 5 місяців тому +6

      Hades just became relatable ×2

    • @myartjoruney3523
      @myartjoruney3523 3 місяці тому +4

      He was just going to Netflix and chill with his wife

    • @PrimordialNyx
      @PrimordialNyx 3 місяці тому +7

      It's reasonable.
      More paperwork= less time spent with his loving wife.

  • @SenMysrana
    @SenMysrana 4 роки тому +8837

    I love the version where Sisyphus doesn't even *have* to push the boulder. Only, he's been told that successfully getting the boulder to the top will get him out of Hades... and so he can't stop trying.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +709

      See I think that's intended but too many folks just simplify it.

    • @shadow_phoenix_alex
      @shadow_phoenix_alex 3 роки тому +498

      @@juanandresmendezmartinez8024 I heard of a version where he can't even reach the top, as the boulder always rolls down again somewhere halfway to the top.

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 3 роки тому +416

      We lied. When he manages to get his boulder to the top he will become Cerberus' new chewtoy.

    • @jaclyngarcia6075
      @jaclyngarcia6075 3 роки тому +151

      @@thanatos5729 hey quick question: do you have ptsd from the box?

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 3 роки тому +227

      There's a similar punishment elsewhere in Greek Mythology--49 of the 50 daughters of Danaus (collectively called the "Danaides") murdered their husbands on their father's orders. Their punishment in Tartarus is to fill a bath that they can bathe in to cleanse their sin...but the bath is constantly leaking, so no matter how much they fill it, it'll never be full.
      In other versions, the Danaides have a slightly more merciful punishment--the tub isn't leaking, but the bowls they have to use to fill it up are like sieves. They _can_ still fill it and eventually bathe in it to wash away their crime, but it will take a very, _very_ long time for them to do so.

  • @talleywa5772
    @talleywa5772 3 роки тому +3981

    I love how Hades is just sorta cynically leering at Sisyphus in spite of Persephone and Thanatos's rage like "I don't even have to be mad, these two can do it for me."

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 роки тому +487

      Hades: "Get angry? Why would I do that? I am King of the Underworld, I have people to do that for me. Also, you angered my wife and there is no way in here I can match what she is about to do to you."

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 2 роки тому +161

      Hades:”Don’t get mad. Get even.”

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 Рік тому +218

      Yeah, Hades is just like "Oh, you have SEVERELY underestimated who the scary one is in this relationship, my good bitch."

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 Рік тому +95

      @@GhostBear3067
      Hades is a chill Manager. Gets work done, and let's his wife and other partner take care of smaller business

    • @Sirhc_B8207
      @Sirhc_B8207 Рік тому +105

      Persephone is LIVID,
      Thanatos is pissed,
      And Hades is just dissaponted in your life (death?) choices

  • @thacc8216
    @thacc8216 4 роки тому +2097

    Hades in media: edgy god
    Hades irl: gets worried when death gets trapped in a box

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +180

      He’s also a loving husband and a good pet owner

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 2 роки тому +164

      Hades in pop culture: *literally just bargain bin Satan
      What Hades is actually like: A loving father, husband, and is worried about Death getting trapped in a box
      Edit: Husband

    • @juanpablosalazar4336
      @juanpablosalazar4336 2 роки тому +12

      @@matttale7918 *husband

    • @matttale7918
      @matttale7918 2 роки тому +6

      @@juanpablosalazar4336 oops 😬

    • @hmalba7864
      @hmalba7864 Рік тому +60

      How media wants you to believe Hades would react to Thanatos going missing: "That insolent fool! A complete waste of my time and resources. How is that the role of the reaper of souls would befall one that could be tricked by a mere mortal!?"
      How he would actually react: "My baby boy is missIINNGGGG SOMEONE HELP ME FIND HIM"

  • @narararamammily5386
    @narararamammily5386 4 роки тому +4629

    Ares: PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED!!!! HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED THAT FROM SCHOO!??

    • @adityasundaram3602
      @adityasundaram3602 3 роки тому +153

      Emiya would agree with you on that even though he did survive being killed

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 3 роки тому +75

      Aditya Sundaram
      The exception defines the rule after all

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 роки тому +34

      @@arsenelupin5424 If we're gonna get pedantic, an exception makes it not a rule. If someone said all swans are white, the existence of one black swan would be enough to falsify that statement.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 роки тому +117

      Ares: "People die when they are killed, and that's the way it should be!"
      Dionysius: "That's just your opinion, dude. _I_ think it would be rad if people kept living no matter what they did."
      Hades: "I'm with Ares on this one."

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 3 роки тому +46

      “What the fuck is a school”

  • @maximaldinotrap
    @maximaldinotrap 5 років тому +3607

    "He lives a long life until he dies of old age many years later whereupon he finds himself point blank on a pissed off Persephone, a Grumpy Thanatos, and a Hades approximately 110% done with his nonsense"
    That was the best part.
    You know you screwed up if not one, not two, but three pissed gods are waiting for you in the afterlife and one of them happens to be Persephone.

    • @matthew1882
      @matthew1882 4 роки тому +199

      I like to think though, as they dragged him away, the unrepentant dickhead just whispered "totally worth it."

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip 4 роки тому +303

      Yeah, it's bad enough to be on Hades' bad side, but when you've pissed of _Persephone_ you are well and truly fucked.

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 роки тому +147

      Persephone literally means 'Bringer of Death'
      (anyone who read th story of Kore knows she was a force Zues himself once feared)

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +165

      Hades is a mild mannered devoted husband, and this dude took advantage of Persephone's kind heart. Really I'm sure the punishment dished out was Hades' idea cause Persephone....well....she was kind but also far less merciful.

    • @SongbirdOfficial
      @SongbirdOfficial 4 роки тому +122

      "There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle [wo]man."

  • @emmawollam4464
    @emmawollam4464 3 роки тому +3476

    Oh geez, who’s gonna break it to Zagreus that the nice man with the boulder actually shoved his boyfriend Thanatos in a trunk to avoid dying for murder crimes??

    • @precioustories03
      @precioustories03 3 роки тому +700

      And made a fool out of Persephone, Zag’s mother?

    • @lenoracalamint3114
      @lenoracalamint3114 3 роки тому +650

      Ares is the most likely candidate, during a family gathering where he congratulates Zag and Than getting together and then proceeds to recount this tale.

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 3 роки тому +306

      Doesn’t he already tell zagreus all of this in hades. He tells zagreus of his past and the circumstances that lead him here.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 2 роки тому +127

      There is the Hades comment I was looking for!

    • @greenredblue
      @greenredblue 2 роки тому +205

      I dunno, I think Zagreus might've thought it was funny. Especially if Than was being especially stuffy.

  • @kryptonavenger2024
    @kryptonavenger2024 3 роки тому +1596

    I like how when Persephone looks pissed, she actually looks more terrifying than Hades and Thanatos.

    • @CineMasterDamian
      @CineMasterDamian 2 роки тому +163

      I think this might be the myth where the phrase "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" originates

    • @JimmyJohn89808
      @JimmyJohn89808 2 роки тому +144

      Plus, well, she is known as Dread Persephone.

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 2 роки тому +70

      Badass queen of the underworld

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer 2 роки тому +94

      He exploited her sympathy and lied to her. Plus, she was more recently offended than Hades and Thanatos; so, the outrage was fresher and thus, the retribution was served hotter.

    • @TheGoldenJay637
      @TheGoldenJay637 2 роки тому +110

      *_[thinks back to the OSP video on Persephone explaining that she might be an actual eldritch deity ruling on the underworld as the Queen of the dead before Hades was even a THING and that only the main cultists actually knew her name]_* ...HAHA YEAH NO SHIT, MAN.

  • @arcanelore3791
    @arcanelore3791 5 років тому +8349

    Hades looks so sad and worried when Thanatos is missing. It's cute.

    • @lplayz605
      @lplayz605 5 років тому +184

      IS THAT A NEW SHIP I SMELL

    • @arcanelore3791
      @arcanelore3791 5 років тому +583

      @@lplayz605 - I mean I certainly can't stop you, but I was interpreting it more platonic. I think it's cuter that way.

    • @lplayz605
      @lplayz605 5 років тому +111

      Sorry i can't help being a multishipper

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 5 років тому +416

      @@arcanelore3791 I was picturing it as like a concerned father situation lol

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 5 років тому +183

      @@lplayz605 Brotherly at most

  • @bambiitree1673
    @bambiitree1673 5 років тому +3197

    "What are you knuckleheads DOING? Getting stabbed means you're OUT"
    Ares or my fencing coach?

    • @moredetonation3755
      @moredetonation3755 4 роки тому +198

      I could totally see Ares as a hopped-up football hooligan

    • @masaruten5213
      @masaruten5213 4 роки тому +212

      Ares: Father! The Mortals aren't playing the game right!
      Zeus: MAN UP YOU EPIC DISAPPOINTMENT!
      Ares: :(

    • @gracelux7161
      @gracelux7161 4 роки тому +12

      pppfffffttt hahaha

    • @cynicaloptimist970
      @cynicaloptimist970 4 роки тому +17

      ... One and the same...?
      (Theme from X-Files playing)

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 4 роки тому +16

      I don't know why, but I can imagine Ares saying that with either R. Lee Ermey's voice or Nolan North's, abd both work

  • @jotarokujo6979
    @jotarokujo6979 3 роки тому +3473

    Thanatos: Why does everyone hate me? I'm just doing the job I was assigned!
    Ares: First time?

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 3 роки тому +132

      To be fair Ares is a big, scary idiot. His sister got all the brains and whenever Ares gets involved things get rough and a tiny bit funny.

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 3 роки тому +167

      @@fist-of-doom487 also, while thanatos is good at his job(making sure things dont get fucky, making sure everything mortal dies when their supposed to, yadda yadda yadda), Ares is SHIT at his job of being the god of war. He lost to mortals TWICE! And I'm pretty sure they didn't have any special bullshit

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 3 роки тому +13

      @@bloodraven6250 I’ve never heard of that one

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 3 роки тому +24

      @@fist-of-doom487 well it happened. AND, both times he retreated. He didnt say "I yield" ot anything like that, he RAN.

    • @crazyscotsman9327
      @crazyscotsman9327 3 роки тому +92

      @@bloodraven6250 I mean remember who wrote those stories or recorded them Athenians. The City State named for his rival... I honestly am like 90% sure that shit was modified by them to make him look worse then he was. After all the Homeric Hymns paint a better picture of him, as does the stories of the God Mars the Roman version of him. Remember there is always a bias in any bit of writing that came down.

  • @jouneymanwizard
    @jouneymanwizard 3 роки тому +6739

    Dude, you pissed of Thanatos, Hades, AND Persephone. How is this going to end well for you?

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 3 роки тому +416

      Honestly, he's not the only inmate of Tartarus who got there due to shear stupidity--we also got Tantalus somehow thinking it was a good idea to feed the Gods his son, Ixion getting all touchy-touchy with Hera, Tityos trying to assault Leto outside of Apollo's temple...

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 3 роки тому +150

      In another interpretation he also pissed off Zeus for ratting on one o of his affairs to her River god father in exchange for divine favors

    • @jamesbalewa932
      @jamesbalewa932 3 роки тому +92

      I mean, he was already going to the fields of punishment anyways, so adding more years onto his life might've been the best idea tbh.

    • @neojay7522
      @neojay7522 3 роки тому +71

      @@CJCroen1393 Theseus and Pirithous planning on kidnapping Hades' wife.

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 3 роки тому +126

      Sisyphus found himself point blank on:
      A pissed off Persephone.
      A grumpy Thanatos
      And a Hades about 110% DONE with his nonsense.

  • @akumuwabara780
    @akumuwabara780 5 років тому +7014

    Ok. How dare Sisyphus take advantage of Persephone's caring nature?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 роки тому +500

      Now you know why she was so pissed. ^^

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 4 роки тому +1095

      Let's see:
      - He pissed off Thanatos (the God of Death himself) by locking him in a box,
      - He pissed off Persephone (whose name literally means 'bringer of death') by tricking her,
      - And he pissed off Hades (the KING of the Underworld) by cheating death, the one thing Hades absolutely despises.
      Sisyphus really didn't think THAT through, did he?

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 4 роки тому +138

      @@0riginal_zer030 Evidently not. ^^

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 роки тому +378

      @@0riginal_zer030 lets add one more to that hades one
      HE TRICKED MY PERSEPHONE

    • @LittleMissRequiem
      @LittleMissRequiem 4 роки тому +179

      Hades King Of The Underworld And if you go by the Hades version, add extra hate points to both Hades and Persephone.
      Hades: Kidnapping me + Scamming my wifey = PREPARE TO DIE, SCUMBAG!
      Persephone: Kidnapping my hubby + Scamming me = PREPARE TO DIE, SCUMBAG!

  • @garliccatastrophe7902
    @garliccatastrophe7902 5 років тому +4018

    *a pissed-off persephone, a grumpy thanatos, and a hades approximately 110% D O N E with his nonsense*
    you are screwed. i also laughed at how this was phrased.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 4 роки тому +126

      Well if he thought he'd get away Scott free he's wrong. He pissed off the give d of death and his bosses, the King & Queen of the underworld. Soo yeah.. He's dead.

    • @reyonXIII
      @reyonXIII 4 роки тому +52

      @@iceluvndiva21 He probably wishes that was the case, soul-wise. Nope, his soul gets to "live"

    • @phoebeahn8941
      @phoebeahn8941 4 роки тому +108

      He pissed off the 3 gods that are the hardest to piss off

    • @masaruten5213
      @masaruten5213 4 роки тому +88

      He probably would have stood a chance if he hadn't pissed off Persephone. Never mess with the God of the Underworld's Wife, it never ends well.
      Theseus: I can vouch for that!

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 4 роки тому +18

      Demons run when a good man/Goddess goes to war/gets lied to in order to cheat death.

  • @black97_0
    @black97_0 3 роки тому +4010

    Hades: "okay so I have my lovely wife Persephone, and my trio of dog Cerberus am I missing anyone?"
    Thanatos: "yeah, what am I to you?"
    Hades: "I'm not quite sure actually."
    Thanatos: "well can I call you dad?"
    Hades: "you want me to be your honorary father, even do you're older?"
    Thanatos: "... Yes."
    Hades: **snif** "I love you son."

    • @ellomypeeps9126
      @ellomypeeps9126 2 роки тому +160

      Best Comment

    • @Kitsune-gx7km
      @Kitsune-gx7km 2 роки тому +303

      10/10 Hades would totally act like that

    • @harrogeorge7878
      @harrogeorge7878 2 роки тому +81

      Yes please

    • @alexandraguardian9840
      @alexandraguardian9840 2 роки тому +191

      In "Hades", Thanatos can become his son-in-law 😂

    • @valenciajoshua881
      @valenciajoshua881 2 роки тому +93

      @@alexandraguardian9840 Isn't Thanatos Hades' actual son-in-law on account of his partner being Makaria, daughter of Hades...?

  • @lukeburky8344
    @lukeburky8344 3 роки тому +854

    Best part is when Ares is acting like a coach by yelling "you get stabbed, you're OUT!"

  • @Wolfeson28
    @Wolfeson28 6 років тому +4328

    Finally, the answer to why the gods never just kill anyone in these myths! The one time they try, it goes horribly, horribly wrong.

    • @Hulkzilla0
      @Hulkzilla0 5 років тому +460

      I blame Zeus. Couldn't the guy just chuck a lightning bolt at Sisyphus and be done with it? XD

    • @B0K0691
      @B0K0691 4 роки тому +165

      @@Hulkzilla0 Yeah but where's the fun in that?

    • @danghoang7455
      @danghoang7455 4 роки тому +216

      @@Hulkzilla0 Or they could just have Artemis/Apollo snipe the dude

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 4 роки тому +144

      @@danghoang7455 Or even just send Ares in and let him go crazy...

    • @neutronalchemist3241
      @neutronalchemist3241 4 роки тому +143

      Well, they did with Capaneus, one of the seven agains Thebes. Once he raised at the top of the walls of Thebes he shouted that Zeus himself could not stop him from invading it. At that point Zeus struck and killed Capaneus with a thunderbolt.

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 5 років тому +1750

    _”It's like we stole fire from the gods, or something.”_
    _”In most of those stories the mortals get away with it.”_
    _”Yeah, until they_ die, _and they find out why the gods can afford to be patient.”_

    • @danielb4387
      @danielb4387 4 роки тому +56

      I see you are a fish of culture as well.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 роки тому +29

      Sam Revlej I think it might be Discworld? I'm not sure since its been a while since I last read the books.

    • @ryanjensen1945
      @ryanjensen1945 3 роки тому +13

      @@samrevlej9331 I saw this quote first in Schlock Mercenary, though it may have been a reference then.

    • @ahmedamine24
      @ahmedamine24 3 роки тому +7

      All of them will belong to Hades in the End.

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 2 роки тому +5

      @@SorowFame Nah, the problem with stealing fire in Discworld was that the guy couldn't fence it.
      It was too hot.
      I suppose you could say he really got "burned" on that deal.

  • @punprincess3214
    @punprincess3214 3 роки тому +2585

    I can just imagine Hades, Persephone and Thanatos discussing Sisyphus's punishment, Hades then says something like. "He made my wife look foolish so now he will look foolish." And Persephone is so touched, she snuggles up to Hades then Thanatos turns to the camera office style looking annoyed being the third wheel to the two lovebirds.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +179

      Thanatos-I’m glad to be out of that box

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 2 роки тому +119

      Then they all get scary glowing eyes of doom when someone makes a suggestion.

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 2 роки тому +82

      if someone makes the greek mythos a comedy inspired by osp im watching it

    • @chrisaftontvt4318
      @chrisaftontvt4318 2 роки тому +112

      Can I also add this very quick script?
      Thank you
      Hades: So, what do we do about this piece of crap? *points at Sisyphus *
      Persephone: I say Cerberus gets him. It's been a long time since his last toys were destroyed
      Thanatos: *gets up from his seat and looks at the other gods * Ladies, gentlemen, please. Let me handle his punishment.
      Ares: Why would we let you devise his torture?
      Thanatos: Because 1) I already have devised a horribly wonderful punishment and 2) I have a personal issue with him
      Hades: Floor's all yours, man.

    • @GameyMcGames
      @GameyMcGames 2 роки тому +52

      Third wheel to the two lovebirds... Again... Is there a god of third wheeling?

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 4 роки тому +875

    Hades: “long shot, but how about we just kill him?” Leave it to the older brother and king of the underworld to be the most reasonable 😂

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +34

      That’s why he’s my favorite

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 2 роки тому +43

      *"Murder, the solution is murder"*

    • @TS17ADS
      @TS17ADS 2 роки тому +27

      @@Technotoadnotafrog well I mean he actually choose the least painful option considering thanatos is the embodiment of painless death

    • @wasifabul2545
      @wasifabul2545 Рік тому +3

      @@Technotoadnotafrog red in the Medea video

    • @patrickstewart3446
      @patrickstewart3446 5 місяців тому +4

      The problem is that, thought he’s the God of the Dead, he’s a rank amateur at killing people. He probably should’ve let Zeus make the arrangements and let Artemis do it…
      Zeus: See that guy down there? Kill him for daddy.
      Artemis: What’s the charge.
      Zeus: … hunting out of season and not sacrificing a portion to us.
      Artemis: Bastard!

  • @Seadragon77
    @Seadragon77 5 років тому +6206

    I can only imagine how that scene where the three gods stared down Sisyphus after his death...
    Hades: "As your punishment for trapping my good friend over there..." *Points to Thanatos* "...You will have to push this very heavy boulder up this hill"
    Sisyphus: "That's it? This should be easy"
    *Sisyphus pushes the boulder halfway when Persephone chimes in*
    Persehpone: "Um, honey... you did tell him that the boulder will just roll back down after reaching the top, right?"
    Hades: "Nope. I want him to figure it out the hard way. Plus it's no fun if I tell him that."
    Thanatos: "My idea was better though"
    Hades: "For the last time, Thanatos... we do not make mortals into chew toys for Spot!"

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 5 років тому +613

      I believe the rock punishment was Hades' idea. Since Thanatos could have given him something like Prometheus, and Persephone; you can only imagine. Lesson, if you piss off someone in the Underworld, better hope it was Hades.

    • @sflaningam7680
      @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +60

      Sometimes they actually do!

    • @virginiarailfannoah5415
      @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 років тому +110

      "and Persephone; you can only imagine."
      What Greek Myth exists where Persephone gives a punishment,@@valterfara5027?

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 5 років тому +225

      @@virginiarailfannoah5415 Being the Goddess of Spring, and her name means "Destroy" and "Murder", quite makes you think she could be kind of cruel, considering the droughts.

    • @AznOmega
      @AznOmega 5 років тому +188

      In some cases, she CHOSE to stay/rule there. So she would be the worst person to piss off.
      Me personally, I believe the version that Persephone chose to rule in the underworld as well.

  • @firapolemos3879
    @firapolemos3879 5 років тому +1796

    I feel if Hades had been to one to get captured, as stated in that other version, then Persephone would've NEVER let Sisyphus go.
    No one messes with her husband.

    • @LittleMissRequiem
      @LittleMissRequiem 4 роки тому +333

      In one of the Hades versions, all of the gods confronted Sisyphus and collectively threatened to ruin his life in every possible way if he didn’t let Hades go. This obviously included Persephone, but I could totally see her leading the charge and that particular threat being her idea. 😉

    • @gingersummer4005
      @gingersummer4005 4 роки тому +31

      Madame Requiem Y E S

    • @firapolemos3879
      @firapolemos3879 4 роки тому +22

      @@LittleMissRequiem oooh, imma check that out too.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 3 роки тому +99

      And if it were _Persephone_ who got captured, well, just ask Theseus and Pirithous why that's a stupid idea.

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 3 роки тому +46

      @@Silverwind87 I think even hera would be terrified

  • @AAZ-yu5ss
    @AAZ-yu5ss 10 місяців тому +405

    One must imagine Sisyphus didn’t regret a second of it, and maniacally laughed.

    • @LK-1D3
      @LK-1D3 8 місяців тому +47

      And so ends the life of King Sisyphus. An existence defined by futile struggle, doomed from the very start.

    • @robloxplayer0003
      @robloxplayer0003 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@@LK-1D3And he did not regret a SECOND of it.

    • @Alphaterm1457
      @Alphaterm1457 7 місяців тому +16

      @@robloxplayer0003HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @TheBodyEuphoric
      @TheBodyEuphoric 7 місяців тому +16

      ​@@Alphaterm1457AHAHAHAHA- *BOOM*

    • @aestronom1920
      @aestronom1920 6 місяців тому +5

      @@TheBodyEuphoric
      P-2: THE WAIT OF THE WORLD
      TIME: 8.43 A
      KILLS: 68 S P
      STYLE: idk lol S

  • @whatgsaid
    @whatgsaid 2 роки тому +519

    Meanwhile, if Zagreus realized the whole part of this story in Hades-
    Sisyphus: “I tricked your dad.”
    Zagreus: “HA. Nice.”
    Sisyphus: “I hoodwinked your boyfriend and trapped him in a trunk for a month.”
    Zagreus: “Seriously? That’s really something, mate! I’m never letting him live that down.”
    Sisyphus: “I manipulated your mom’s kindness and lied to her.”
    Zagreus: *You will wish for the Furies to return when I’m through with you*

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Рік тому +59

      Hades,scrying:...uh. hm.
      Thanatos:...is he allowed to do that?
      Hades:...im going to give a pass this time. For sisyphus,he certainly deserves it.
      Thanatos:...ill go find him when he calms down.

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 Рік тому +34

      Zagreus is a Mama's Boy, and woe betide to anyone who messes with his Mama 😬

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Рік тому +19

      @@francesleones4973
      Later
      Than:...zag?
      Zagreus,lowkey looks so utterly angry that ares himself would ask him to chill:*what*
      Than:...uh...lord hades is wondering when your gonna be...done...
      Zagreus:*continues*
      Than:...i uhm...im gonna...go...
      Later.
      Achiles:any luck?
      Than:nope. ...i believe Sisyphus just unlocked a rage that is somehow more terrifying then the olympians combined. ...and its somewhat concerning zagreus has something like that.
      Achiles:i uh...ill go talk to the lad...oh wait here he comes.
      Zagreus exiting.
      Zagreus:...so. uh. That...happened.
      Than:...are you ok zagreus?
      Zag:i...yeah. ...uh...ill apologize to him...next time. You ok?
      Than:yes. Carry on zagreus.
      Hades:...
      Zagreus:...ill be in my room.
      Later
      Zagreus:and thats what happened with Sisyphus months ago. ...in all honesty,did not see that coming.
      Melinoe:i...see. very... interesting story,brother...

  • @crashandersen602
    @crashandersen602 5 років тому +6703

    Thanatos: "I was caught by Sisyphus."
    Zeus: "Oh, dude. I've been there, it's rough. STD's will just sneak up on you when you bang everything."
    Thanatos: "...I didn't CATCH SYPHILIS...I was CAUGHT by SISYPHUS..."
    Update: Holy crap, thanks for all the likes!

    • @Cottonmouth255
      @Cottonmouth255 5 років тому +241

      How the hell are there no likes on this comment. I legit had to bite my lip to stop myself laughing.

    • @crashandersen602
      @crashandersen602 5 років тому +40

      @@Cottonmouth255 Thanks! :)

    • @adeyemi120
      @adeyemi120 5 років тому +79

      best joke I have seen all day

    • @danicajekic1595
      @danicajekic1595 5 років тому +57

      AHAHA I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 5 років тому +22

      Best comment on UA-cam

  • @sirmanmcdude508
    @sirmanmcdude508 5 років тому +1634

    Congratulations,
    You managed to even piss of Persephone...
    Achievement Get?
    Right, time for eternal suffering ;)

    • @joemcnulty6814
      @joemcnulty6814 4 роки тому +23

      Let this be a lesson, never piss off a woman, they quite scary.

    • @pengun8683
      @pengun8683 4 роки тому +110

      Persephone means “Bringer of Death” because in one version of the Hades and Persephone get hitched myth, Persephone wanders into the Underworld because Hades opened a door to go talk to her and gets distracted. She enters, is finally free of her overprotective mother, and refuses to leave. Demeter misinterprets this, thinking that Hades kidnapped her and killing loads of people in rage. Zeus finds it too hilarious to interfere. Hades panics and is desperate to persuade Persephone to go calm down her mom. Persephone eats some pomegranate as a “but I dont WANNA go talk to my mom” and Hades brings the problem to Zeus. Finally it’s settled that Persephone spends half the year with her overprotective mother and half of it with her husband that just wanted to woo a girl and had to renovate his kingdom because of her mom.
      What was the point of telling this story?
      OH YEAH. Persephone is “Bringer of Death”

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +51

      SirMan McDude
      It should be “you managed to piss off Hades”, he’s pretty chill in those myths considering his siblings are Zeus and Poseidon... And Hera.

    • @Alaryk111
      @Alaryk111 4 роки тому +27

      @@hyperion3145 As well as his mother-in-law Demeter and let's not forget the oldest of the siblings Hestia.

    • @jadefields9020
      @jadefields9020 4 роки тому +10

      @@Alaryk111 it is the 3 queen trio hera the heavenly queen amphrite the ocean queen and persephone yhe death queen

  • @alexandriacollins7119
    @alexandriacollins7119 3 роки тому +822

    I heard that Hermes, as the God of Cunning, was sent to retrieve Sisyphus, being that Hermes was 'untrickable'. And then, Hermes simply grabs him by the ankle and drags him down to the Underworld; one of Hermes' roles is that of a Psychopomp.

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 роки тому +95

      I love the mental image of this

    • @alexandriacollins7119
      @alexandriacollins7119 2 роки тому +124

      @@AskMia411 This is *after* the whole 'Sisyphus holding Thanatos hostage' chapter.

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 роки тому +97

      @@alexandriacollins7119 Yes, and it would be hilarious! The idea of Hermes dragging souls to Hades by one ankle is just perfect.

    • @MagnustheDemon71
      @MagnustheDemon71 Рік тому +17

      yeah thats the one i first read, but it included the fact that earlier thanatos was knocked out cold then sisyphus trapped him in the trunk, so hermes wore a helmet to prevent the same thing happening to him

    • @charliefarmer4365
      @charliefarmer4365 Рік тому +8

      Yeah but he’s only meant to take really important people like royalty and heroes and those with divine blood.

  • @arsonopossum1120
    @arsonopossum1120 3 роки тому +802

    Can we appreciate Ares for a second? I mean he's such a dumb Chad that ya got to love him. Also the way looks at Thanatos in 2:25 is just so funny to me. it's like he's wondering why death is so short

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 3 роки тому +64

      To be honest he is pretty buff and around 2,2 meters tall.

    • @arsonopossum1120
      @arsonopossum1120 3 роки тому +25

      @@thanatos5729 i believe ya. oh and how was your time spent in the box?

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 3 роки тому +53

      @@arsonopossum1120 boring. And uncomfortable. And I missed Cerberus... I like playing with Cerberus. That's why I wanted Sisyphus to be Cerberus' toy.

    • @arsonopossum1120
      @arsonopossum1120 3 роки тому +27

      @@thanatos5729 that's gosh darn adorable. To be honest it would be really fun to see Cerberus tossing Sisyphus around like a ragdoll

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 3 роки тому +18

      @@arsonopossum1120 it would be more fun to watch Sisyphus getting chased by Cerberus.

  • @awesomesausome1557
    @awesomesausome1557 6 років тому +1775

    aries: YOU GOT STABBED THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUT!

    • @binifarmer4045
      @binifarmer4045 6 років тому +109

      You mean Ares. "Aries" is a zodiac.

    • @megabyte1302
      @megabyte1302 6 років тому +23

      It can be spelled Ares or Aries

    • @Alphapkmn
      @Alphapkmn 6 років тому +41

      ABlu3Phoenix It CAN, but it shouldn't be. Aries is a ram.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 6 років тому +19

      Alphapkmn And Zeus is whatever bird he wants to fuck some chick that day, what's your point?

    • @yukarilolz
      @yukarilolz 6 років тому +35

      Would be less confusing to say Ares since Aries is a Roman word more so than Greek (fun fact Mars the planet that rules Aries is based off Ares :p)

  • @hirahiro2331
    @hirahiro2331 5 років тому +506

    2:55
    Persephone: I'm all for love and forgiveness, but I've been here long enough to know how to kick ass.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 роки тому +43

      When you piss her off my wife is scarier than me.

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 роки тому +47

      I just love how Hades is the most chill out of the three sense hurting his friend and wife were the one things you can do to make him mad

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 3 роки тому +6

      Gotta love how the scariest God in that shot isn't the Lord of the Underworld or even Death, it's the flower God.
      Hell hath no wrath....

    • @chloerogers8841
      @chloerogers8841 3 роки тому +1

      @@fantasyshadows3207 he just looks mildly inconvenienced

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 роки тому +4

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs She is called DREAD PERSEPHONE for a reason 😁

  • @scottpeg194
    @scottpeg194 3 роки тому +317

    Doctor: "So, what's the problem?"
    Soldier: "Well, the sword sticking out of my gut is starting to hurt."

    • @foldabotZ
      @foldabotZ Рік тому +10

      I at first read this as an interaction between Team Fortress 2’s Medic and m, well, Soldier.

    • @noahmeyer9756
      @noahmeyer9756 Рік тому +9

      ​@foldabotZ Reminds me of a bit from Futurama. So:
      Doctor: That's normal. Next paitent!

  • @aabattery2095
    @aabattery2095 4 роки тому +276

    2:55, angry Persephone is probably the most terrifying of the done trio

    • @voydcat8089
      @voydcat8089 2 роки тому +7

      [lifting 9mm] Always has been

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 роки тому +24

      There's a reason her most common epithet is "DREAD" Persephone.

    • @LuckyBird551
      @LuckyBird551 2 роки тому +20

      When the usual cheeerful and positive person gets angry, it is a good idea to run away.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +14

      @@LuckyBird551 exactly, doesn’t help that he(Sisyphus) most likely pissed off hades when he found out that Sisyphus took advantage of his Queen

  • @rosedougherty7565
    @rosedougherty7565 6 років тому +1455

    2:56 "And Hades is exactly 110% done with his nonsense"
    You know you're screwed when the Lord of the Underworld has it in for you xD

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 6 років тому +22

      Rose Dougherty if Thanatos had to be there for him to die at all like old age then i guess he would have been immortal and been off the hook
      But guess that just isn't how it works

    • @rosedougherty7565
      @rosedougherty7565 6 років тому +74

      Well, yes, but I was referring to how it is ultimately Hades who has the final say in where souls end up going. You piss him off, and there's no helping you once you die. While getting on Persephone or Thanatos's bad side is also not good for you, as gods are dangerous and tend to punish offenders unproportionally to the offense, they only have some sway in where your soul goes.

    • @prestonianone4802
      @prestonianone4802 6 років тому +84

      Especially when his wife is also pissed off at you as well...

    • @thornangel16
      @thornangel16 6 років тому +35

      Getting old makes it harder to keep running away from death when your entire body is worn down and saggy with age, so it makes sense to me why Thanatos would wait until he is physically unable to do anything to stop him. Though I would argue that it would've made even more sense if Thanatos just took Sisyphus in his sleep to start with.

    • @lilyheart8248
      @lilyheart8248 6 років тому +12

      Rose Dougherty the worst thing is, after you die, he's your king forever... (Unless your choosing rebirth, but you still die eventually so yeah and you have to be good meaning not pissing off any gods/goddesses) your basically toast if you piss of any gods or goddesses... Soooooo yeah... Good luck (expect for this one guy that ares hates.... Let me explain, there's this dude that's a ruler somewhere and destroys one of ares dragons or something like that, and doesn't even get a punishment because Athena was on this guys side... Mostly because he had to found this great city in Greek.. And what was the last straw for ares was his and Aphrodite's daughter gave up immortality for this guy and got married, ares stayed away mostly for his daughter and one day for some reason when ares saw this guy alone, he turned him into a snake and when his daughter found out she was pissed and ares turned her into a snake as well, after they died Zeus took pity on them and let them to to [i forgot the name for the place you go to if your good] and they lived [well... Died] happily...

  • @BabyBells231
    @BabyBells231 6 років тому +1821

    Hades the best greek god ever, literally

    • @cheese4746
      @cheese4746 6 років тому +232

      BabyBells231 He's the only one who's not much of an asshole

    • @bobbydutile1975
      @bobbydutile1975 6 років тому +206

      Eh, he's kind of a jerk too sometimes, but in a charming trickster kind of way, and he usually ends up providing recompense for the damages, which puts him well ahead of most of the other big names

    • @sonyarts6928
      @sonyarts6928 6 років тому +151

      BabyBells231 yeah he's the most chill the others should be more chill and not be assholes

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 6 років тому +161

      Agreed. The only time he ever really doubled down on ruining someone's life like the other gods did basically every day, it was to Pirithous. Who totally deserved it. Red did a video on that already.
      Of course, he made plenty of people very unhappy after they died, but that was literally his job.

    • @FantasyAngel-zj7bw
      @FantasyAngel-zj7bw 6 років тому +147

      A lot of them have lots of really jerkish moments but Hades, Hephestus and some other deities may do SOME bad stuff but it PALES in comparison they are generally nice. Actually, Hestia is one of the nicest greek gods. What is it with the letter H here???

  • @bradymcglamory1263
    @bradymcglamory1263 Рік тому +122

    Thanatos is a pure example of the trope ‘Dark is not Evil’. He’s just a goth grimm reaper deity doing his job, and is actually quite chill; unless someone pisses him off like Sisyphus did.

    • @startheangel9760
      @startheangel9760 Рік тому +12

      Persephone is be aware of the nice ones trope, sweet and compassionate but when someone pisses her off enough she's terrifying

    • @Code_Lune
      @Code_Lune 10 місяців тому +9

      I’d also be pissed if someone stuffed me into a box for a month, so screw you Sisyphus.

  • @plant9399
    @plant9399 3 роки тому +440

    *Gods:* Punish Sisyphus by forcing him to push a boulder uphill.
    *Sisyphus:* Realizes the meaninglessness of reality, reaches inner balance and begins to enjoy life as it is.
    *Gods:* .....that's.....counterintuitive......

    • @Shadow-Grimoire
      @Shadow-Grimoire 2 роки тому +51

      They could threaten Sisyphus with the idea that Hera would make a new punishment for him (since many of her punishments are very cruel and scary, that would make him continue the one he's on)

    • @LuckyBird551
      @LuckyBird551 2 роки тому +39

      @@Shadow-Grimoire Sisyphus would counter with "Isn't Hera supposed to punish those unfaithful in marriage? I was always faithful to my wife, so her punishing me makes no sense."

    • @ofekcohen7147
      @ofekcohen7147 2 роки тому +26

      there was actually a french philosopher (I forgot his name) that said exactly that. Sisyphus would be happy because life is about the journey, and his journey to put a rock at the top of a mountain will never end.

    • @kaamn1829
      @kaamn1829 2 роки тому +28

      @@ofekcohen7147 Yeah, I think the whole thing was a reference to Albert Camus' _The Myth of Sisyphus_ which, along with most of his other works (my favorite is _The Plague_ you should absolutely check it out, it's f*cking gorgeous), is an exploration of the Absurdist school of thought. Absurdism being basically OP's comment and the opposite of nihilism: everything sucks ass, life is a coincidence and meaningless and ephemeral, so we should just do the best we can to help others and _create_ meaning through our relationship to the world around us.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 роки тому +22

      Also Sisyphus totally has the biceps of Adonis by now. One must imagine Sisyphus jacked.

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 5 років тому +1061

    "Well I'll tell you where he's not, anywhere we've looked so far"
    Hades: -_- thank you Ares

    • @willieoelkers5568
      @willieoelkers5568 4 роки тому +47

      It's hard being the older and wiser one in the family.

    • @samrevlej9331
      @samrevlej9331 4 роки тому +73

      Hades: I *try* to support my family, but CHAOS DAMN IT, man, sometimes I feel like I'm the only rational one around here.

    • @LuckyTheReviewer
      @LuckyTheReviewer 4 роки тому +8

      @HahaItsPatrick I mean...she was foolish enough to give Asceliples the Gorgon Blood and look what happened with that.

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 3 роки тому +24

      @HahaItsPatrick Athena is probably the most sane Olympian but that said there was the Iliad where she basically said she would give Paris the entire world for a golden apple while Hades basically never messes with the mortal realm unless he's got some important buisness

    • @kamishin7135
      @kamishin7135 3 роки тому +21

      @@samrevlej9331 Hades: "and then there are the humans who see me as the devil! I literally was the one who told the devil messing with Jesus would be a dumb Idea. Heck I let Jesus take some of the souls to heaven!"

  • @AegixDrakan
    @AegixDrakan 4 роки тому +961

    2:52 How I imagine that showdown happening.
    Sisyphus: Uhh....Hi guys? It's been a while, like, about 40 years? Oh hey, how's it going Thanatos ol' buddy!
    Thanatos: **looms**
    Persephone: **Perfectly still, glare of death, about 2 seconds away from committing murder on a dead guy**
    Hades: You were given three days to put your affairs in order. You are exactly 8432 days late. I am not impressed.
    Sisyphus: Well, my unfinished business took SO much longer than I expec-
    Persephone: You lied *to me*
    Hades: Persy...
    Persephone: *You. are. going. to. die*
    Thanatos: **looming intensifies**
    Hades: ...He's...He's already dead, dear.
    Persephone: *I don't care, I'll kill him again*
    Thanatos: **Looming intensifies even more**
    Hades: ....I have a better idea. **whisper whisper**
    Persephone: **evil grin and chuckle** Yes, that'll do quite nicely.
    Sisyphus: ...I should have worn my brown pants.

    • @gingersummer4005
      @gingersummer4005 4 роки тому +62

      This is amazing literature

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +84

      Excellent reference with the pants good sir, but may I suggest "brown robes"?

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 роки тому +84

      Nitpick: 8,432 days is a bit over twenty-three years and one month. Forty years is about 14,610 days (or 14,607 days late).

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan 4 роки тому +79

      @@timothymclean I am torn between amusement, nodding while saying "yup, that's an oopsie" and growling while saying "NO MATH ALLOWED!" XD

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 роки тому +35

      @@AegixDrakan Fair enough. Nitpicks often have that response.

  • @alcyone5776
    @alcyone5776 2 роки тому +85

    "You know, as the God of Peaceful death I shouldn't be saying this, but I almost wish that guy hadn't gotten such a peaceful death" - Thanatos

  • @TheImpureOne
    @TheImpureOne 3 роки тому +370

    Headcanon that Ares had a mental breakdown and Athena, Psyche, and Aphrodite comforted him. He basically went into a fetal position till Thanatos was found and was depressed.

    • @midnight_rose2337
      @midnight_rose2337 3 роки тому +37

      Don’t Psyche and Aphrodite like....hate each other? I mean Aphrodite put Psyche through some grueling ass “trials” while she was pregnant with the intent of killing her.

    • @edylai683
      @edylai683 3 роки тому +57

      "There there buddy I am sure we'll find him"
      Ares: BUT IF WE DON'T FIND HIM WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    • @TheImpureOne
      @TheImpureOne 3 роки тому +62

      Aphrodite and Psyche have a truce where they don’t try to kill each other when being nice. They hate each other, but they won’t kill each other.

    • @midnight_rose2337
      @midnight_rose2337 3 роки тому +65

      @@TheImpureOne Now I’m just imagining Eros and Ares having to sit in between them at family dinners and glancing at each other nervously the entire time.

    • @LittleMissRequiem
      @LittleMissRequiem 3 роки тому +67

      Alternately, since Hades is one of only three gods canonically confirmed to actually like Ares (whereas most of Olympus hated his guts), my own headcanon is that the whole no-dying thing was only a brief annoyance, before Ares realized someone was screwing over his favorite uncle/father-figure and decided to fix it.

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat 5 років тому +835

    hades after thanatos disappears: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 роки тому +50

      He is like family isnt he maybe i should invite him to the Olympian parties sometimes

    • @anonymousoff-brand7538
      @anonymousoff-brand7538 4 роки тому +31

      wait, i thought thanatos was his great-great-uncle?

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 роки тому +86

      HES ABOUT THIS TALL, MAYBE ARO BUT I NEVER ASKED HIM ABOUT IT

    • @shinesoul7472
      @shinesoul7472 4 роки тому +33

      -Nyx clears her non existent throat- ah hm

    • @khylerbane4523
      @khylerbane4523 4 роки тому +27

      your thinking of Zagreus...Thanatos is his great great uncle

  • @makomari2799
    @makomari2799 4 роки тому +1028

    Am I the only one who seriously loves the way Thanatos was drawn? He looks adorable and grumpy at the same time

  • @justaregularhumanbeing6871
    @justaregularhumanbeing6871 3 роки тому +214

    2:27 No one has mentioned Ares looking at grumpy Thanatos in the background like: "Dude, are you ok?". I like to think it's because he went trough a similar experience in another myth (the one with the giants, can't recall their names). Not sure whether it's actually a reference to that or just me seeing things, but either way this is my head canon from now on.

    • @thedorklord1029
      @thedorklord1029 3 роки тому +26

      The Aloedae. I don't know if I spelled that right, but that is the word that refers to the giants that kidnapped Ares.
      Also Ares probably totally understands Thanatos's situation.

    • @4wheal
      @4wheal 2 роки тому +15

      @@thedorklord1029 Also because both are gods who get bad rep simple because of what they do for a living.

    • @thedorklord1029
      @thedorklord1029 2 роки тому +5

      @@4wheal Yeah! Hadn't thought of that.

    • @thedorklord1029
      @thedorklord1029 2 роки тому +5

      @@4wheal Yeah! Hadn't thought of that.

    • @horrorjakei8895
      @horrorjakei8895 2 роки тому +6

      that can be seen in 2 way I think. idk which mythology is first but if the areas captured is first then ares would rekate to thanatos. if thanatos captured is first then thanatos would relate to ares during ares's abduction. either way I like to think they become friend because of that

  • @ceruleanwalker1069
    @ceruleanwalker1069 3 роки тому +347

    I love how you always Characterise Hades as a chill cinnamon roll. The dude has infinite patience.

  • @flooff1411
    @flooff1411 4 роки тому +783

    I have a head cannon that ares had a break down and went to Athena and was like
    "There there big sister is here
    Don't worry everyone would die eventually"

    • @gingersummer4005
      @gingersummer4005 4 роки тому +69

      That is now MY head cannon

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 4 роки тому +141

      "T-they won't play by the rules sis"!

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 3 роки тому +125

      @@user-ut5nx6hm9d "i keep stabbin and stabbin, but they just won't die! It's not fair!

    • @abyssmal
      @abyssmal 3 роки тому +85

      ' I know Ares, I know. Shhh don't worry they will soon. '

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 роки тому +16

      "They don't call their hits!"

  • @Boogiipop
    @Boogiipop 6 років тому +549

    I love how when Hades calls up Thanatos, he's petting his three-headed hell hound

    • @starshinegroup3047
      @starshinegroup3047 6 років тому +14

      Bella Gomez how come I didn't realize this before?!

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 6 років тому +50

      Yea that's almost as adorable as Cerberus ( wich might roughly translate as Spot)

    • @tntguardian6455
      @tntguardian6455 5 років тому +5

      Heh heh. Good Cerberus.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 роки тому +3

      @@grey3247 or fluffy

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +1

      He really is a good pet dad

  • @fntthesmth423
    @fntthesmth423 11 місяців тому +38

    2:27 I love how Thanatos looks like he's trying to strangle Sisyphus by sight alone, and Ares is like "....dude you okay?..."

  • @matthewzard
    @matthewzard 3 роки тому +110

    Hades: now whatever you do, chain him up or kill him as soon as you see him.
    Thanatos: got it
    *t-posses on his victim and gives him the soul binding chain*
    Hades:*face-palms*

    • @theultimateunoreversecard4616
      @theultimateunoreversecard4616 3 роки тому +33

      Hades: You're gonna put these handcuffs on this guy.
      Thanatos: Yep!
      Hades: You're gonna bring his soul back to the underworld.
      Thanatos: I will!
      Hades: That's all you need to do, do not talk to him and let his words get to you, got it?
      Thanatos: Yep! I got this boss! :D
      _Later_
      Thanatos: *Does the exact opposite of what Hades said and T-poses above his victim until he gets noticed*
      Hades: *sighs*
      Persephone: Well, atleast he's doing his best...

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 10 місяців тому +1

      Tbh my first thought was "well Sisyphus is clever, too bad Thanatos isn't..."

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 10 місяців тому +1

      A version of the story I read has Thanatos take pity on him and _show_ him how he'd be chained up, only to be locked up. So, I guess Thanatos could be _less_ clever.

  • @StarrTheWitch
    @StarrTheWitch 6 років тому +758

    2:51
    That moment when Sisyphus realized
    HE F***ED UP

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 6 років тому +4

      Well...Yep!

    • @wisewillow7530
      @wisewillow7530 6 років тому +34

      The part were it just shows Sisyphus standing next to the box that Thanatos is in and the box just has th word " loo0m" over it funny as shit. Also she forgot to mention that Thanatos is supposed to be super hot and he gets confused alot of time for Eros. Like People actual were like " are you death or are you love? Cause your as hot even hotter than Eros"

    • @110tacles
      @110tacles 6 років тому +16

      Sammi Sydney persephone looks like the most pissed off one

    • @thepuppeteer959
      @thepuppeteer959 6 років тому

      LOL true :)

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 6 років тому +11

      "Alright, I can see you are less than pleased, but ya gotta admit it was a good run. I mean I don't think anyone has defied death as well as I have, you got to give me props for that."

  • @AzazelTheMisanthrope
    @AzazelTheMisanthrope 6 років тому +426

    I really love her depiction's of Thanatos, Hades, and Persephone.

  • @kae5717
    @kae5717 2 роки тому +46

    Honestly I love how when Zeus thinks up some horrible eternal punishment it's "strap this guy to a flaming wheel for all eternity" or "you get to have your liver eaten every day" but Hades opts for the more mundane stuff like "roll this boulder up a hill" or "sit on a bench and think about what you've done."

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 2 роки тому +16

      To be fair Sisyphus is also meant to be whipped by the furies whenever they find the time.

    • @elainegoates9792
      @elainegoates9792 3 місяці тому

      Zeus: Carry the sky as your punishment!
      Hades: you have to sit in this pool with a fruit tree. The water and the fruit is just out of reach. Have fun!

  • @silversmilegirl
    @silversmilegirl 3 роки тому +187

    I've been playing Hades recently, and I was curious about what happened between Thanatos and Sisyphus since Thanatos still seemed to hold a grudge. This explains a lot.

  • @wardogs667
    @wardogs667 6 років тому +1967

    The way you draw Hades and Persephone are so adorable. I smile every time I see them. And thanks for being someone else that understands how Hades actually was. I know you don't hate Percy Jackson but I only ever watched the first movie and was horrified what they did to the both of them.

    • @davidburton8046
      @davidburton8046 6 років тому +275

      wardogs667 the book series was much better in this regard.

    • @wardogs667
      @wardogs667 6 років тому +48

      David Burton good to know that at least. Thanks.

    • @hayleybartek8643
      @hayleybartek8643 6 років тому +364

      Most of us were horrified. Of the Big Three, Hades was probably the least dickish of all of them, yet he keeps getting portrayed as a Devil.

    • @jimothyhasleftthechat2667
      @jimothyhasleftthechat2667 6 років тому +154

      wardogs667 The movies are absolutely TERRIBLE btw. Books are nice.

    • @MochYee
      @MochYee 6 років тому +149

      Yeh. Also, I agree with GolemGirl312 on the fact that the movies are TERRIBLE. The book are good. (Also, if you read the special edition of Percy Jackson's Greek Gods, you'll find that Percy doesn't portray Hades as a terrible god)

  • @ryanwood9313
    @ryanwood9313 6 років тому +670

    My favorite part was the pissed Persephone she looked more so than both the others I mean she was the one who was more directly tricked. And hey hell hath no fury like a woman (or in this case goddess) scorned.

    • @jayblade2000
      @jayblade2000 6 років тому +78

      I mean it's Persephone, the godess who CHOOSE to eat pomegranites to stay in the underworld. That alone takes guts, so I wouldn't want to piss her off.

    • @siestatime4638
      @siestatime4638 6 років тому +26

      Ryan - It's interesting you (and William Congreve) should say that; the Erinyes (Furies) were female.

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 6 років тому +18

      well actually Hell doth hath that fury as that woman scorned is in Hell
      well Hades but same thing really

    • @ryanwood9313
      @ryanwood9313 6 років тому +4

      Good point

    • @tuskinekinase
      @tuskinekinase 6 років тому +51

      Besides said woman has a loving husband who is the king of the underworld and WOULD screw up people if they dare mess with his wife (Pirithius is still snake-bound on that chair...)
      ...so that's like, at least 1.9x fury if not double

  • @LuckyBird551
    @LuckyBird551 2 роки тому +35

    Thanatos is pissed, Hades is pissed, Persephone is pissed... the only thing Sisyphus could have done to make things worse is kick Cerberus on his way out of the underworld...

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 3 роки тому +124

    Wow. The game 'Hades' made Sisyphus so likeable, but he wasn't kidding when he said he was a bad person in life.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +9

      I like that little detail

    • @matthewhelland9258
      @matthewhelland9258 Рік тому +8

      I prefer to think that Sisyphus in Hades was punished for humiliating Zeus like he was in the version I read. His kingdom was going through a drought, so in exchange for a spring he told a local river god where his daughter (who'd been abducted by Zeus) was. The river god was so furious that he chased Zeus all the way back to Mount Olympus, who had Sisyphus killed in retaliation.

  • @francescolombardi3438
    @francescolombardi3438 4 роки тому +444

    Thanatos: Oh I call first pickings with this dead meat!
    Persephone: HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME!!!!
    Hades: Yeah...you're screwed

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 роки тому +38

      Hades is the funniest mood of all

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 3 роки тому +39

      That was funny. He died from old age and I was like : "Hello there." Scared the shit ot of him.

    • @rachaelevans8351
      @rachaelevans8351 3 роки тому +4

      @@thanatos5729 what did Hades have to do to calm Persephone?

    • @Darkmythsolider
      @Darkmythsolider 3 роки тому +7

      @@rachaelevans8351 husband things

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 3 роки тому +31

      Now all I can imagine is hades shaking his head with a look somewhere between pissed and amused as he glances between his furious wife, grumpy coworker/friend, and the idiot who pissed off all three

  • @spencerkoelle184
    @spencerkoelle184 5 років тому +552

    "well DUDH you guys" "well we can't ALL have cities with fully developed legal systems" I love the little blink-and-you'll-miss-it things you squeeze in

    • @user-ut5nx6hm9d
      @user-ut5nx6hm9d 4 роки тому +43

      My favorite for this video was "Getting stabbed means your OUT"!

    • @NXTangl
      @NXTangl 3 роки тому +13

      The extra irony here is that Aphrodite later _does_ get a city with its own fully developed legal system.

    • @a.d.t.mapping8792
      @a.d.t.mapping8792 3 роки тому +3

      @@NXTangl Roma invicta!

    • @alexandraguardian9840
      @alexandraguardian9840 2 роки тому

      I love that Athena cameo 😂

  • @Pikasayan
    @Pikasayan 3 роки тому +159

    Who would abuse Persephone's kind heart like that?! Rude!

    • @willywonka8004
      @willywonka8004 3 роки тому +4

      People who want to live that who

    • @juanpablosalazar4336
      @juanpablosalazar4336 3 роки тому +7

      Look the Hades & persephone video...what I mean is that in that video they show the dread persephone part.

    • @zachjaeger6401
      @zachjaeger6401 2 роки тому +1

      @@juanpablosalazar4336 well just because people dread dying doesn't mean she was scary after you did.

    • @juanpablosalazar4336
      @juanpablosalazar4336 2 роки тому

      @@zachjaeger6401 True.

    • @JimmyJohn89808
      @JimmyJohn89808 2 роки тому +1

      @@juanpablosalazar4336 Well, as long as you didn't piss her off I think.

  • @GalacticHero_
    @GalacticHero_ 3 роки тому +67

    “I’ll tell you where he’s not. Anywhere we’ve looked so far”
    Ares, we love that you’re helping and that you too miss Thanatos, but that’s not helpful

  • @onyx7332
    @onyx7332 5 років тому +1855

    Hades is just the best.
    He’s a good guy who loves his friends, wife, and dog more than anything
    JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE IN 2:08

    • @franziska9260
      @franziska9260 4 роки тому +136

      He's going, "Where is my son wHERE is my son WHERE IS MY SON"

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 4 роки тому +128

      @@franziska9260 funny fact Thanatos is a primordial deity. So technically he is older then Hades which I find funny that even tho Thanatos is more powerful than Hades. he is the lacky

    • @shadowclaw7210
      @shadowclaw7210 4 роки тому +11

      kayla swanson And his nephew.

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 4 роки тому +15

      @Siper ahh thank you foe the clarity. Grerk myths are a confusing thing since most were toldm orally before someone went "WE should write these downs!"

    • @claragrodeau499
      @claragrodeau499 4 роки тому +23

      King Thot Slayer eh no. Thanatos literally hates everyone in the entire pantheon because every single god is immortal, so he has no power over them. And also: Thanatos is Hades son in law since he is married to his daughter Makaria

  • @stargirl4166
    @stargirl4166 6 років тому +945

    1:15 Hades looks so young next to Zeus and Poseidon

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 років тому +161

      It's 'cause he doesn't have facial hair.

    • @jakejutras2733
      @jakejutras2733 5 років тому +79

      Isnt he the youngest of the three?

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 років тому +37

      @@jakejutras2733
      Yup.

    • @nathanrivera7827
      @nathanrivera7827 5 років тому +299

      Jake Jutras Depends. Zeus is technically the youngest if you go by order born, but everyone seems to count his siblings getting thrown up by Big Daddy C as a kind of “second birth”, so since Hades who’s actually the eldest born got swallowed first, he’s the last one to get chucked up, making him the youngest.
      Greek mythology is fun

    • @EmilioReyes_97
      @EmilioReyes_97 5 років тому +28

      @@nathanrivera7827 And non sensical, how does a Titan remian big enough to hold every new born Olympian in his gulet, but still be small enough to have......you know what I just came up with a hilarious awsner so ill stop now XD

  • @BlackKnightsCommander
    @BlackKnightsCommander 10 місяців тому +19

    I'm convinced that Ares also rescued Thanatos because it reminded him of that one time he got captured by some schmucks so he felt empathy for once.

  • @jessicadecuir5622
    @jessicadecuir5622 3 роки тому +71

    Maybe this is why the Greek gods don’t straight up kill people in their stories.

  • @PerverseMilk
    @PerverseMilk 5 років тому +676

    The Stephen fry version of this myth has sisyphus trick thanatos into putting the chains on in the classic "i don't believe the thing works like you say it does" bugs bunny maneuver.
    Thanatos, quite insulted that a mortal would dare to challenge the genius of inescapable chains, promptly goes full elmer fudd, puts on chains, proclaims "SEE THEY DO WORK YOU PATHETIC MORTAL" to which sisyphus replies "jolly good sir, now take them off" after which the dim light bulb in thanatos' head finally clicks "....oh"

    • @rodlurks66
      @rodlurks66 4 роки тому +47

      Where do you think Bugs got the strat from?

    • @Moonstar79
      @Moonstar79 4 роки тому +59

      Ah, I like the original version better. Makes Thanatos look less stupid.

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 4 роки тому +38

      In one version Sisyphus gets Thanatos hella drunk.

    • @memeosaurusrex3382
      @memeosaurusrex3382 4 роки тому +5

      Tanya Nikolaeva Gizdova I like that version

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 3 роки тому +11

      @@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 that explains a lot about the aforementioned story

  • @ValStartaker
    @ValStartaker 5 років тому +1167

    I need a full version of that Don't Fear the Reaper cover

    • @summerswarm6277
      @summerswarm6277 5 років тому +14

      Yeah me too

    • @MasterOfXy
      @MasterOfXy 5 років тому +52

      But I didn't even hear any cowbell!

    • @ayethe4603
      @ayethe4603 5 років тому +2

      @@summerswarm6277 same

    • @60sSam
      @60sSam 5 років тому +93

      "Red Sings" needs to be a new show on this channel.

    • @connordillivan452
      @connordillivan452 5 років тому +47

      I had no idea the songs at the end were covers she was doing until a dozen videos into watching. Incredibly impressed with the humor and intelligence of this channel, as well as the artistic element in the drawing and singing. And guitar, I think. Basically yeah, full length cover would be awesome.

  • @whomstami7365
    @whomstami7365 3 роки тому +57

    I gotta be honest, I absolutely love Red’s singing voice. It’s so calming and relaxing, and I’d totally listen to a folk rock album with her singing.

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 3 роки тому +21

    I like to think both Thanatos and Hades were mad but they also looked at this man straight in the eye and said _buddy we're not the ones you should be afraid off_ and from the distance you just hear Persephone's voice yelling his name in complete anger

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t picture yelling, just her looming silently, with an icy stare, like at 2:52.

  • @isaiahneo2735
    @isaiahneo2735 5 років тому +300

    2:20
    Ares: *WHERE’S MY HOME BOY THANATOS!!!!*

  • @madmyth3985
    @madmyth3985 6 років тому +530

    I'm kinda surprised Red didn't bring up the fact that Thanatos was actually very chill and nice by death god standards.

    • @skellyaceart
      @skellyaceart 5 років тому +59

      A new trait has been discovered: Chill person!

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 5 років тому +59

      But one things pisses him off:
      CHEATERS OF FATE and people that just won't die- (*cough* Harry Pottah *cough*)

    • @awkwardleaf2277
      @awkwardleaf2277 5 років тому +69

      I love the idea of Hades and Thanatos being adorable. And when Thanatos going “NO” when Hades asks him again to get Sisyphus, then later Hades hugs Thanatos to help him..... ADORABLE

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 5 років тому +10

      @@awkwardleaf2277 Imagine Thanatos as a moluccan cockatoo....... he would puff up

    • @martinp1467
      @martinp1467 5 років тому +25

      ... he’s perfectly balanced, as all things should be

  • @keybojoe900
    @keybojoe900 3 роки тому +58

    Hades: Is the most cinnamony rolly cinnamon roll that ever cinnamon rolled
    Also Hades: Depicted as scary
    Persephone: Is super sweet
    Also Persephone: Will also kill you point blank with absolutely zero remorse or second thought

    • @juanpablosalazar4336
      @juanpablosalazar4336 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah, they're both super chill and nice most of the time, but if you piss them off you're absolutely screwed.

  • @dan_tr4pd00r
    @dan_tr4pd00r 6 років тому +928

    That ending song could use a bit more---
    Wait no, actually it's perfect.

    • @yellowisabadname
      @yellowisabadname 6 років тому +2

      WHATS THE NAME OF IT (( TO LAZY TO TURN OFF CAPS))

    • @tristenpettyjohn
      @tristenpettyjohn 6 років тому +26

      Kookie Monster Its "Don't Fear the Reaper".

    • @andrewzhao444
      @andrewzhao444 6 років тому +43

      I'VE GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE VIDEOS

    • @michaelreed7881
      @michaelreed7881 6 років тому +40

      It could use more length. Seriously. She has such a beautiful singing voice.

    • @spofet
      @spofet 6 років тому +13

      A bit of cowbell would be nice

  • @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear
    @Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear 6 років тому +572

    You have to feel bad for Thanatos lmao. Poor guy is hated by basically everyone because he's Death (peaceful death, even!). And he was outsmarted by mortals twice. He's basically a laughingstock.

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 6 років тому +80

      Still he had a better time than Ares. Seriously, sometimes mortals were able to (Temporarily) outsmart gods, but he was the only one who was pshysically subdued by mortals; not to mention humiliated quite a lot.
      Apparently that's because he represented the most barbaric side of warfare, which the greeks despised, seeing themselves as peaceful and civilized. Even spartans prefered to adore Athena more than him.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 6 років тому +3

      But hey, he got adopted into the SMT series game so that's a plus.

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 6 років тому +30

      Now that's funny- seeing that the spartans prefered Athena more is funny

    • @lud3445
      @lud3445 5 років тому +9

      Was there anyone who liked him? I mean he is represented as Mars (so maybe the romans) while Atena doesnt have her own planet. Also I might be wrong but the neoclassicism had a weird preference of him over Athena. Mostly cause he was a dude im guessing. I mean, what guy wants to evoque a chick in a man business like warfare. Am i right fellas? *sarcasm*

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 5 років тому +23

      +Luisa Damato
      For the most part, no. Ares was never very popular in terms of worship and had very few temples dedicated to him.
      The god was, more often than not, associated with the region of Thrace, filled with war-like tribes who (at least, allegedly) practiced human sacrifice. The region was believed to be Ares’ birthplace, and many of the native tribes claimed descent from him.

  • @feddy11100
    @feddy11100 4 роки тому +68

    I love how you draw the gods. You manage to make them adorable and expressive, and still capture the essence of their domain. Thank you for all the time and effort you put into your vids, this is one of my favorite channels and I always look forward to your uploads.

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 10 місяців тому +4

      Now you mention it, Red is REALLY good at characterization like that

  • @paoloorcullo6986
    @paoloorcullo6986 3 роки тому +17

    1:27 ok but one of Cerberus' heads sleeping on Hades' lap is cute

  • @phillipmele8533
    @phillipmele8533 4 роки тому +153

    No Sisyphus, you absolutely *should* fear the reaper.

    • @blackvial
      @blackvial 4 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @joserobertosolismerlin5527
      @joserobertosolismerlin5527 4 роки тому +4

      More like fear the reaper bosses

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 3 роки тому +14

      He shouldn't fear me, but my boss and his wife and the stuff that comes when screwing with me and Persephone. THAT BOX WAS UNCONFORTABLE AS FUCK I CAN TELL YOU.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +2

      @@thanatos5729 I bet

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 5 років тому +159

    I can imagine when Hades brings up the idea they're like "How do we kill him?"
    Hades is like (totally is a mobster way): I know a guy...
    That
    Or he just goes "You have lightning bolts dont you?" And Zeus is like "yeah?" Really confused. And Hades is trying to be not so subtle to just use those but he still doesmt get it amd they go back and forth until he gives up and says "Ugh, I'll Thanatos..."

    • @lordofuzkulak8308
      @lordofuzkulak8308 3 роки тому +5

      Nah it’s probably more like the “Just shoot him” bit from Austin Powers. 😜

  • @luminary9187
    @luminary9187 3 роки тому +49

    “Fun Times!”
    This is why their channel is called Overly Sarcastic Productions

  • @ollinnature9506
    @ollinnature9506 3 роки тому +41

    Things I learned from this video
    1. Thanatos is the god of death
    2. This is where the word Sisyphean comes from
    3. Red is really good at singing

  • @quincy9908
    @quincy9908 4 роки тому +136

    This dude Made Hades
    Ares
    Persephone
    And Thanatos mad
    basically all the main gods of death plus not to mention the thing with the other gods he wanted to be tortured

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 3 роки тому +28

      The entire underworld pantheon and the emotionally unstable god of bloody conflict

  • @friedrice4015
    @friedrice4015 6 років тому +437

    As a Latin student, this series saves my ass on a regular basis.

    • @da_shadowwarrior8613
      @da_shadowwarrior8613 6 років тому +2

      bailey Wong I agree.

    • @hatchettwit
      @hatchettwit 6 років тому +19

      i would have killed for this both for my three years of Latin and semester of mythology.

    • @spottydog7143
      @spottydog7143 6 років тому

      bailey Wong Haha same.

    • @lizzycg4170
      @lizzycg4170 6 років тому +15

      My Latin teacher genuinely wonders how I know so much mythology as I'm only in my first year of it. It's literally just these videos

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 6 років тому +1

      Wait,this greek mythology

  • @vexruby5619
    @vexruby5619 4 роки тому +63

    I absolutely love how Hades is drawn, he looks oddly adorable for the god of the underworld

  • @emPtysp4ce
    @emPtysp4ce 10 місяців тому +12

    One must imagine Sisyphus happy

  • @w0rmsinger
    @w0rmsinger 6 років тому +217

    LOOK AT HADES!!!!! LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS!!!!!!! HE'S SUCH A BEAN, ALSO PERSEPHONE!!!! Jesus, those two are so adorable. FUN FACT, Hades and Persephone never cheated on each other (except this one time Zeus didn't really *give her a choice* but the daughter she ended up having, Hades just adopted)

    • @gabriel300010
      @gabriel300010 6 років тому +19

      Ace the Protector Hades is just the nicest guy in the world

    • @aidanclark196
      @aidanclark196 6 років тому +14

      Uh, Persephone did have this one myth where she kinda shared Adonis with Persephone and I think that might be cheating.
      And also Hades loved Minthe who Persephone turned into a mint plant and Leukemia who got turned into a poplar tree.

    • @CoolG97
      @CoolG97 6 років тому +13

      Actually there are two versions of how Melinoe was created, one was Oral and has Hades as the father and the other Zeus. This happens so often when talking about Hades having kids, that there is a theory that some one just retconed the myths when writing them down. Another example is Zagreus, which is very funny giving context.

    • @CoolG97
      @CoolG97 6 років тому +32

      +Aidan Clark
      The story of Minthe isn't like that, in one she's a nymph that thinks herself better than Persephone and tries to seduces Hades, this is what gets her killed. "She was dazzled by Hades and was about to seduce him had Queen Persephone not intervened and metamorphosed Minthe."
      Also, given how the myth of Adonis goes it looks like when it says "share" it was more child custody and not lover, Aphrodite gave Persephone NEW BORN Adonis to look over and she refused to return him. (At this point Persephone wasn't referenced having a child of her own yet.)

    • @aidanclark196
      @aidanclark196 6 років тому +4

      Gabriella Drozdzowski oh, okay. I've never read those myths in that light. That's really interesting. (Though I do believe the Lueke story still holds up, but correct me if I'm wrong.

  • @virginiarailfannoah5415
    @virginiarailfannoah5415 5 років тому +267

    2:03 So... Ares is a High School Coach?

  • @nehb1332
    @nehb1332 3 роки тому +15

    2:08 Here we see a worried Dad(-in-law?) worried for his child who hasn't yet come home from work.

  • @user-xf3lz2wd4r
    @user-xf3lz2wd4r 4 місяці тому +8

    This prison, to hold me?

  • @kevinbarber2795
    @kevinbarber2795 6 років тому +2000

    Then he sticks wedges under the boulder and he’s finally done.

    • @CAPace09
      @CAPace09 6 років тому +119

      Kevin Barber
      From where does he get the wedge?

    • @jimmydean4050
      @jimmydean4050 6 років тому +381

      Kevin Barber
      He rolls a natural 1 in stealth, and Hades catches him. Two boulders.

    • @fragmentedghost5391
      @fragmentedghost5391 6 років тому +112

      Then the wedges break and the boulder rolls down the hill

    • @Smeghead76
      @Smeghead76 6 років тому +251

      Hades: Nice try, but you seem to have forgotten that pulling this sort of nonsense is precisely why you're doing this _in the first place_ . Now cut it out before I introduce a handicap. And I'm not being metaphorical.

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 6 років тому +33

      Kevin Barber I heard that he erroded part of the rock...so that it won't move when it reached the top.

  • @DolusVulpes
    @DolusVulpes 5 років тому +260

    Interestingly, there's some interpretations of this myth where Sisyphus actually enjoys pushing the boulder, with the reason why being along the lines of "because it gives me something to do".

    • @chelvo56
      @chelvo56 4 роки тому +41

      He's probably hella jacked by now

    • @necromelodia2432
      @necromelodia2432 3 роки тому +49

      Sisyphus: (does something)
      Gods: Send death to kill him
      Sisyphus: meh i can handle this
      Gods: (Drag sisyphus down to the underworld)
      Sisyphus: meh, i can handle this too i guess
      Gods: (Punish sisyphus)
      Sisyphus: meh, might as well enjoy it while I can
      Tantalus, theseus, and the other gods who really want to see him suffer: (frustrated screaming)

    • @thanatos5729
      @thanatos5729 3 роки тому +13

      I wanted him as Cerberus' toy. Or as a punchingbag in the break room.

    • @yonatanbeer3475
      @yonatanbeer3475 3 роки тому +22

      One must imagine Sisyphus happy

    • @General12th
      @General12th 3 роки тому +5

      @@yonatanbeer3475 I approve of this reference, smith of the wieners.

  • @n.a.s.k5972
    @n.a.s.k5972 3 роки тому +16

    1:32 Cerberus gets pat pats

  • @commentmccommentface5233
    @commentmccommentface5233 4 роки тому +29

    I also heard that as well as murdering his guests he killed his first wife and married his niece.

    • @fantasy873
      @fantasy873 3 роки тому +13

      Yeesh....
      That adds another person who wanted to mess up Sisyphus to the mix. I can just imagine his first wife catching wind of him being in the underworld, forcing her way into the palace, and charging at Sisyphus like "YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" Only to be held back by possibly Thanatos while Hades is like "Don't worry ma'am. I have the perfect punishment for him."

  • @TeganThrussell
    @TeganThrussell 5 років тому +103

    I decided to name my baby bird Sysiphus. He almost died from neglect of his parents, but we warmed him up and sat with him for ages, and now we think he'll survive. He also almost died a few days after hatching, so he's survived twice.
    I think the name is fitting.

  • @magicnote2103
    @magicnote2103 6 років тому +668

    I'd like to recommend the story of Narcissisus for a future video

    • @spacetrashpile7199
      @spacetrashpile7199 6 років тому +11

      I second this recommendation'

    • @Dramon8888
      @Dramon8888 6 років тому +62

      Is it gay if you fall in love with yourself?

    • @MasterOfCydonia
      @MasterOfCydonia 6 років тому +14

      @Matt Dragoon No, then it is just narcissistic. :P

    • @ehtuanK
      @ehtuanK 6 років тому +13

      If anything that would be masturbation

    • @Dramon8888
      @Dramon8888 6 років тому +8

      That raises a bigger question, is masturbating while looking at a mirror like watching gay porn?

  • @danhasong7199
    @danhasong7199 3 роки тому +51

    Watching this after playing Hades (the game bu Supergiant) is hilarious. May we have an OSPlays of Hades? I think you'll love their interpretation of Greek Mythology, though it does take a lot of runs to get all the story bits. Totally worth it in my opinion, though:)

  • @themandownstairs4765
    @themandownstairs4765 3 роки тому +30

    I love to imagine Hades, Persephone, and Thanatos just impatiently waiting there the whole time Sisyphus was living out his life

  • @andrewphilos
    @andrewphilos 6 років тому +107

    My favorite interpretation of Sisyphus' punishment is that Hades promised to let Sisyphus return to life again if he can get the boulder to the top. It explains why he keeps doing it, even though he keeps failing: if he can just get it to work _one time_, he can cheat death once more.
    I don't know if that's just one variation or if it's something I made up, but... it's interesting, I think.

    • @gabriel300010
      @gabriel300010 6 років тому +6

      Andrew Weber it is a variation. I got that one too

    • @jasondoe2596
      @jasondoe2596 6 років тому +9

      That's an AWESOME interpretation!
      (although it's the first time I'm hearing of it)

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 років тому +8

      It would explain why he keeps doing it. That was something I never really got. What would happen if he just didn't do his punishment? Presumably something worse, but I never heard anything about what that worse might be.

    • @JustinTK416
      @JustinTK416 6 років тому +3

      My guess is that flaming spears get shoved places, but since he's already dead, he just kinda suffers and occasionally gets jabbed with a few more until he goes back to pushing the rock. Of course, I have no evidence for this, but if I were the god of the underworld, that'd be my go to for lazy death cheaters. Of course, if that didn't work, I could tack on something a bit Promethean and have a fury burn and devour every inch of his skin over and over again, and if that didn't work, I'd take a cue from Tokyo Ghoul and add having his arms and legs getting infinitely ripped off to the mix, and if THAT didn't work... well... fuck dude, it's just a rock. Don't be such a little putto!

    • @littleblueclovers
      @littleblueclovers 6 років тому +2

      Andrew Weber I dunno... that punishment feels a little too hopeful to be a good punishment. The tone of "endless suffering" isn't quite there if he feels like he could succeed.

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 6 років тому +290

    You know what the funniest thing is? Earlier today while I was helping my mom move some of her furniture around, and because a lot of the rearrangement seemed almost pointless I asked her if she knew what Sisyphean meant, to which she didn't, so I briefly explained what it meant and where it gets its origin from, and then after helping her with that I come home and the first thing I see on UA-cam is this new video on Sisyphus.

    • @VYxFrost
      @VYxFrost 6 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/R8oQtQ5hZXs/v-deo.html

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 5 років тому +3

      r/iamverysmart

    • @shinooo8291
      @shinooo8291 5 років тому +1

      Theodoric I’d say it’s more r/thathappened

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 5 років тому

      both i guess, the way its told implies iamverysmart but the anecdote itself is more thathappened

  • @codyyoung5946
    @codyyoung5946 3 роки тому +124

    Can we just acknowledge how jacked Sisyphus must be by now

    • @aekiyria_
      @aekiyria_ 3 роки тому +8

      he probably got the boulder up the damn hill in like 10 minutes as his best time

    • @thechristianteen9167
      @thechristianteen9167 3 роки тому +18

      @@aekiyria_ id like to imagine that its some type of hell. Everytime he gets comfortable, the boulder gets back to the proportion heaviness to make him feel the same way when he started.

    • @augustopinochet6899
      @augustopinochet6899 2 роки тому +5

      @@thechristianteen9167 Gotta keep it in the 10 rep range for max gains

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 2 роки тому +2

      He no longer has a body to get jacked.

    • @joeysopinion4463
      @joeysopinion4463 2 роки тому +1

      @@JaelinBezel can souls get jacked

  • @caseygray2328
    @caseygray2328 6 років тому +907

    i love the Ares lines in this he just reminds me of my old soccer coach, smarmy and a serious follower of the rules
    Also i really enjoy Red's singing at the end of some of these videos, its nice

    • @Nova-jw6ju
      @Nova-jw6ju 5 років тому +1

      casey gray some of the videos?

    • @mikeyhasaheart6122
      @mikeyhasaheart6122 5 років тому +1

      @@Nova-jw6ju in the older ones she doesn't sing

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 5 років тому +8

      and just like all soccer coaches, Ares doesnt exist. But there is something similar to a soccer coach, its called a football coach and it actually exists

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 5 років тому +3

      @@theodoric7335 People can have different names for things.

    • @theodoric7335
      @theodoric7335 5 років тому +1

      @@peytonalexander5300 no you cant yoink a name and then act like its called something completely different, you cant freestyle with names. People cant call things by different names especially already established names. You don't even use your feet in American football!!

  • @lynevaillancourt6709
    @lynevaillancourt6709 6 років тому +218

    Is it bad that I'm genuinely happy when I see your version of Hades?

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 6 років тому +49

      Nah. Hades is a cool guy, and this version especially so.

    • @paulngo9012
      @paulngo9012 6 років тому +33

      lyne vaillancourt I love this version of Hades and Persephone 😂 they're so cute 💕

    • @Stricken-Zero
      @Stricken-Zero 6 років тому +5

      Annie 404
      That is why I ship them both