Legends Summarized: Underworld Myths

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  • @phellowshipstar8756
    @phellowshipstar8756 4 роки тому +5976

    Four years late but the hieroglyphs at 4:27 read:
    "Don't you think that's too big?"
    "I know what I'm doing!"

    • @xenon8927
      @xenon8927 4 роки тому +578

      this channel's sense of humor is amazing

    • @SolstaceWinters
      @SolstaceWinters 4 роки тому +359

      The only mythological hero we truly needed, this one right here.

    • @kathrynehiersche1817
      @kathrynehiersche1817 4 роки тому +117

      How do you know that?
      And thanks!!

    • @phellowshipstar8756
      @phellowshipstar8756 4 роки тому +442

      @@kathrynehiersche1817 I went through an Egyptology phase in middle school and I learned how to read basic hieroglyphic characters haha.
      The text isn't actually in another language, though. It's straight-up English but written with hieroglyphic characters.

    • @kathrynehiersche1817
      @kathrynehiersche1817 4 роки тому +28

      @@phellowshipstar8756 lol

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +6592

    Orpheus's song is said to have been so moving, it caused Hades to weep for the first time ever. It's part of the reason the Ancient Greek word for music also reads as magic. Music is a form of magic, with the power to move even the Gods.

    • @wildcardjoey4776
      @wildcardjoey4776 5 років тому +461

      *Bard intensifies*

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 5 років тому +94

      But that was before the record company assembly lines were constructed...

    • @badhermit7717
      @badhermit7717 5 років тому +132

      Steven Flaningam damn Orpheus always getting those nat 20’s

    • @LittleMissRequiem
      @LittleMissRequiem 5 років тому +203

      Steven Flaningam Also, fun fact: those tears that Hades shed at the time were LITERALLY described as “iron tears”. Now THAT’S hardcore!

    • @gj4916
      @gj4916 5 років тому +76

      Please tell me you heard the song from the "Hadestown" music (epic 3) it's really nice.

  • @theonlyjer
    @theonlyjer 5 років тому +4816

    Persephone stays in the underworld partially for the excellent WiFi connection, but must return for Dr. Pepper and Cool Ranch Doritos.

    • @fireline4765
      @fireline4765 4 роки тому +71

      Nacho cheese! (Vanoss reference)

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 4 роки тому +222

      She ran away from Demeter because her mom makes her ear vegan food

    • @melaniescarlet01
      @melaniescarlet01 4 роки тому +20

      What reference is this?

    • @duxhunt
      @duxhunt 4 роки тому +29

      Also Hades

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 4 роки тому +13

      Keep the Dr Pepper I’ll take those Doritos

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 4 роки тому +954

    It's worth noting that the myth of Orpheus is the best piece of evidence that Hades is actually probably the most reasonable of the Greek gods, kidnapping notwithstanding, since he was willing to meet Orpheus halfway. Zeus was a raging nymphomaniac, and Poseidon could be breathtakingly petty, but Hades is fairly reasonable to every hero that he interacts with.

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 роки тому +72

      I mean Hades only kidnaps Persephone on Zeus' orders (or otherwise *because of* Zeus) soooooooo

    • @UrpleSquirrel
      @UrpleSquirrel 2 роки тому +54

      Hades is the god who just generally keeps his head down and does his job.

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 2 роки тому +66

      @@salvadortoscano2534 There's also the fact that Zeus' brothers are actually socially stunted. Afaik Poseidon and Hades both grew up alone in Kronos' gut while Zeus was adoptively raised by shepherds. So Hades kidnapping Persephone could easily just be a case where Hades fell in love for the first time, but he was never taught how to properly court a woman (doesn't help that Zeus officially sanctioned the kidnapping), so it's more ignorance than cruelty.

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 2 роки тому +47

      @@mrreyes5004 I mean Hades kidnapping Persephone was basically *all* Zeus' fault, whether he and Poseidon were socially stunted due to Kronos fulfilling his prophecy or not I wouldn't consider part of that. Hades did, after all, treat Persephone very well while she was in the Underworld, aside from the pomegranate thing to keep her bound to the Underworld.
      And anyone that tried to take Persephone from Hades was met with *swift* punishment. Very good husband, one of the few actually depicted in Greek mythology xD

    • @MorePower8679
      @MorePower8679 2 роки тому +23

      Calling Poseidon petty is an understatement. But then again, Hera was worse.

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 5 років тому +2265

    "but unfortunately, shenanigans happen."
    this is the summary of every plot hook, complication, and twist ever.

    • @yeboi1887
      @yeboi1887 4 роки тому +10

      alec christiaen the tragedy of 210 likes and no comment

    • @callicosis8569
      @callicosis8569 4 роки тому +1

      Brynhildr well now it’s 666 likes

    • @menezes3388
      @menezes3388 4 роки тому +2

      True tho.

    • @justadogonachair6197
      @justadogonachair6197 4 роки тому +1

      Now it's 1.1K likes and four comments.

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 4 роки тому +2

      The God of bee making and cheese keeping.

  • @syddomann3054
    @syddomann3054 5 років тому +1981

    Red: The Muses hang on to his severed head so that he can sing forever
    Me: *John Mulaney voice* I don't remember that in Hadestown

    • @altheahayden6642
      @altheahayden6642 4 роки тому +22

      XD I love John Mulaney!

    • @panicontheargo7034
      @panicontheargo7034 4 роки тому +54

      A Hadestown *AND* a John Mulaney reference? Bless

    • @masquerabe6692
      @masquerabe6692 4 роки тому +7

      As if we needed more reasons to hate the muses in that show 😂

    • @desmondgentle1474
      @desmondgentle1474 4 роки тому +8

      @@masquerabe6692 I feel like maybe you mean the Fates

    • @masquerabe6692
      @masquerabe6692 4 роки тому +34

      @@desmondgentle1474 no I meant the muses. They didn’t get much mention but it was confirmed Orpheus’s mother was a muse who abandoned him
      But yeah fuck the fates too

  • @augustrempelewert4377
    @augustrempelewert4377 5 років тому +2941

    Persephone in your drawing style is the most adorable thing EVER!

    • @elliehathaway3694
      @elliehathaway3694 5 років тому +151

      She’s so cute and hades reaction to her in the black dress is so adorable and totally true

    • @PinkPiratePanda
      @PinkPiratePanda 5 років тому +77

      Check out lore olympus. Persephone is the human (God?) embodiment of a cinnamon roll.

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 5 років тому +12

      QuinnBee yeah👍

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 5 років тому +14

      Dionysus begs to differ

    • @TomLuTon
      @TomLuTon 5 років тому +32

      I'll see your goddess of the underworld and raise you a Fury lawyer in a 3-piece suit with briefcase

  • @allenearl1514
    @allenearl1514 4 роки тому +526

    The thing I've noticed about Hades is that most of the time, he's actually pretty chill as long as you are willing to trust him. The only problem is that almost nobody holds up their end of the deal, and so Hades is made out to look bad.
    He told them what would happen ahead of time. It's their fault for not listening.

    • @elementoproductions6005
      @elementoproductions6005 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah, rather biased don't you think?

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 2 роки тому +52

      There's also the fact that Hades' realm, the Underworld, already had strict rules from before Hades took over the place AFAIK. So it's not like it's Hades' own fault for most of the rules he adheres to (like Orpheus not looking behind him) since he's just like a corporate businessman who is just doing his job according to pre-set laws.

    • @cobaltordinaire5219
      @cobaltordinaire5219 2 роки тому +31

      @@mrreyes5004 now I'm imagini g the underworld just has a ton of signs plastered all over the place about the rules and regulations and Hades took the location of every single one of them by heart

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 2 роки тому +24

      "The only problem is that almost nobody holds up their end of the deal"
      99% of all oracle myths are about how the oracle phrases its predictions in such a way it makes the people asking about their future screw themselves trying to avoid their own doom. Also, a significant portion of other myths are about gods granting mortals gifts that screw them over in some convoluted way, or provoke the wrath of another god, or are turned into a curse because our mortal protagonist managed to offend the god in some way. With Hades, even when you screw up, the consequences are minimal. Had the muses not intervened, as far as Hades, Persephone, Eurydice and Cerberus were concerned, Orpheus would've reunited with his girlfriend after his death.

    • @xoxo2226
      @xoxo2226 Рік тому +5

      @@Diego-zz1df I agree. What was up with those muses???

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 5 років тому +9317

    Red: _draws literally anyone_
    Me: GodDAMN she made you cute.

    • @Mrryn
      @Mrryn 5 років тому +323

      Chibi Athena comes to mind

    • @aminaharris6486
      @aminaharris6486 5 років тому +193

      I like Eros 😅

    • @nataliagarrid
      @nataliagarrid 5 років тому +62

      @@aminaharris6486 Yess

    • @aminaharris6486
      @aminaharris6486 5 років тому +65

      @@nataliagarrid yass I've found more of my people

    • @nattyk.8398
      @nattyk.8398 5 років тому +33

      I can relate aAAAA

  • @Daece2928
    @Daece2928 5 років тому +11888

    I like thinking of Hades and Persephone as the only actual functioning couple in Greece.

    • @corabranch266
      @corabranch266 5 років тому +1147

      That is saying something considering they are only together for half the year.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 5 років тому +671

      and also odysseus and his wife

    • @martynap2930
      @martynap2930 4 роки тому +759

      @@crawlingboy He did cheat on her with that one witch lady but to be fair he was still a great husband by mythology standards.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 роки тому +480

      @@martynap2930 he had no choice circe was gonna take away his manliness if he didnt do it so there is that

    • @martynap2930
      @martynap2930 4 роки тому +302

      @@crawlingboy Oh okay, I heard a version where he did it because Circe looked like his wife

  • @Bluecho4
    @Bluecho4 6 років тому +3502

    I also like versions of the Hades/Persephone tale where Persephone has some agency in being with Hades. Not just because it seems less skeevy, but also because I love the idea of them just being the most adorable and stable couple in all the Greek pantheon.

    • @HexManiacQuinn
      @HexManiacQuinn 5 років тому +426

      That and other legends make more sense too. Like there's apparently a legend where Hades starts to like a nymph, Persephone get jealous, and she turns the nymph into a mint plant. And just in general in other legends, they treat each other decently and lovingly too. And I just have a harder time seeing that happening if this all began as a kidnapping.

    • @aspenofthegentry673
      @aspenofthegentry673 5 років тому +121

      Hey check out lore olympus on webtoon!

    • @agustinvenegas5238
      @agustinvenegas5238 5 років тому +26

      The only*

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 5 років тому +69

      much better than Zeus and Poseidon or even Ouranos and Gaia

    • @emilyob6985
      @emilyob6985 5 років тому +27

      sadie the crazy lady I love lore Olympus

  • @firebrand723
    @firebrand723 4 роки тому +1127

    Demeter: thank goodness you’re back from the underworld
    Persephone: I’m cursed to remain
    Hades: she ate a pomegranate of hades
    Persephone: and then I got him a puppy out of gratitude

    • @guillermoaltozanosalazar382
      @guillermoaltozanosalazar382 4 роки тому +204

      Hades: I called him spot-
      *Ahem!*
      I-I mean... Cerberus... the fearsome guardian of hell... uhm... sure to strike fear... because... that's what he is... nothing else... I take my job seriously, after all...

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 роки тому +105

      Persephone: I'm also QUEEN of the Underworld now! Aren't you proud of me, Ma? I'm royalty! ^^

    • @decoral
      @decoral 3 роки тому +59

      @@cartooncritique6625 Demeter: *I don't feel so good*

    • @Unoriginal_SpamtonFan
      @Unoriginal_SpamtonFan 3 роки тому +14

      Nice fire symbol on your pfp! (No i don't know much japanese i just recognized the kanji)

  • @marche800
    @marche800 5 років тому +2989

    You missed the most important part of the Izanagi myth and that was the curse Izanami put on humanity. Basically since Izanagi broke her heart by breaking off their marriage she cursed humanity so that thousands would die everyday, Izanagi counters this curse by declaring that tens of thousands would be born in their place.
    Kind of loses a lot of its impact when you consider Japan's declining birth rate, but it's still true on a world scale I guess.

    • @brokoblin6284
      @brokoblin6284 4 роки тому +72

      I'm glad someone said it!

    • @NiladonGrey
      @NiladonGrey 4 роки тому +213

      That and also she forgot to mention the part where Izanagi gets so utterly pissed at Kagutsuchi over something he had no control over that he literally beheads his son and chops the rest of his body into eight pieces, which in turn causes even more gods being created from a combination of his blood and Izanagi crying from rage and grief (I like Japanese mythology but like a lot of mythologies and folklore around the world it has no chill sometimes) and Kagutsuchi, or at least what’s left of him, became an incredibly pissed volcano god who, interestingly enough, started getting worshipped by Ceramic Workers and Blacksmiths despite becoming a god of destruction (I mean, hey, even Volcanic destroyer deities need a creative outlet and hobbies I guess) so Izanami ended up creating a water goddess named Mizuhame and basically ordered her with her dying breath to pacify Kagutsuchi if he ever gets violent, which basically explains why water gourds, wet clay and water reeds were used for fire fighting in ancient Japan (which is from a version of the myth in the Engishiki)
      Okay I imagine they left out the Kagutsuchi getting brutally mutilated due to killing Izanami with his flames by mistake and inadvertently becoming a harbinger of disparity and the cycle of life and death completely by accident part because considering the context of what Kagutsuchi was during that time it would probably be considered too brutal and cruel for UA-cam, or anyone for that matter

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa 4 роки тому +26

      Well I imagine when you're an island nation with not a lot of space to grow out you become more wary of having too many kids.

    • @vitaurea
      @vitaurea 4 роки тому +71

      @@Igarappappa nah they're just
      1. too depressed because their society puts a fuckton of burdens and expectation on them
      2. not enough money

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 3 роки тому +14

      Of course Izanagi's dropping the ball.

  • @tatiannachandler4196
    @tatiannachandler4196 7 років тому +2409

    "No! I couldn't hear your footsteps!"
    " *I'm a ghost you idiot!*"
    No truer words have ben spoken

    • @angrychick259
      @angrychick259 7 років тому +8

      Tatianna chandler Iagree with he was a idiot.

    • @angrychick259
      @angrychick259 6 років тому +2

      Tatianna chandler you have a point.

    • @markmayonnaise1163
      @markmayonnaise1163 6 років тому +5

      Which is surprising since Ben's pretty wise.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +66

      I personally like the version where he gets out of the Underworld, assumes he's fine to look, and turns around to help Eurydice up...only to realize that the rules said _both_ of them needed to be out of the Underworld before he looked.

    • @shushia1658
      @shushia1658 6 років тому +2

      I wonder if this is the origin of the image of floating ghosts. . .

  • @rowdiken4837
    @rowdiken4837 5 років тому +4520

    Orpheus:hey i like like you wanna get married?
    Eurydice:lol sure
    *Eurydice dies*
    Orpheus:oh by the gods this is so sad, I must play Despacito.

    • @saritabalaji2354
      @saritabalaji2354 5 років тому +118

      Orpheus : I shall now get 1 shotted by some frat girls

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 років тому +24

      Also Orpheus: Better romance Isis, ... Penthesillea? Got it right, right? Lucia and Athena then freaking DIE

    • @gastii6613
      @gastii6613 5 років тому +9

      @JNC Why do i know exactly which video and channel this is from

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 5 років тому +39

      Hades finding out why Orpheus is in the underworld: This is so sad, Orpheus, play epic iii

    • @artema.
      @artema. 5 років тому +4

      @@gastii6613 now you have to tell me what channel it is as well pls

  • @juliedirocco6220
    @juliedirocco6220 4 роки тому +1107

    eurydice: *dies*
    hermes: this is so sad, orpheus play wait for me

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 6 років тому +2581

    The hieroglyphics at 4:27
    "don't you think that's too big?"
    "I know what I'm doing!"
    You're welcome, and I'm sorry
    Edit: yes, I am serious. Yes, this is accurate, no I was not joking.

    • @evermoon494
      @evermoon494 6 років тому +238

      thank gods some one translated. I don’t even know how to read heiroglyphs like the order in which you go. Thank you so much

    • @acedragon1456
      @acedragon1456 6 років тому +32

      thanks!

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 6 років тому +39

      Omg why.

    • @akreid4614
      @akreid4614 6 років тому +44

      Peter Marsella I'm pretty bad at Internet, so - are You serious or is that a joke? Cuz if it is not - people translated the Egyptian alphabet? I want to learn that!

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 6 років тому +122

      @@akreid4614 most of the hieroglyphics translate directly into roman letters (the English alphabet), and there are some that mean specific words. The ones that are used in this video translate directly

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 5 років тому +1209

    Orpheus: *looks behind him*
    Hades: "You had ONE job man!"

  • @lilac392
    @lilac392 6 років тому +1169

    "Get some damn closure before you make the rest of us suicidal"😂😂great parenting honestly

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 6 років тому +59

      Fun fact: He already made the Sirens suicidal! (though that was more because he played better than they sung).

    • @childofhades5251
      @childofhades5251 6 років тому +16

      I died laughing when she said that 😂

    • @bethgutierrez-vazquez3055
      @bethgutierrez-vazquez3055 6 років тому +4

      Yes

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 6 років тому +24

      Are we not gonna talk about how APOLLO of all gods has a son? And also that the SUN God has a SON

    • @acedragon1456
      @acedragon1456 6 років тому +29

      Apollo got around a lot, if it weren't for the fact that many of his love interests were male or turned themselves into shrubbery (or both) he would probably be able to contend with Zeus. Although that does beg the question as to how Orpheus' mother avoided becoming a plant for 9 months.
      And yes, the sun god has a son **immaturely snickers**

  • @alastorbutwithagun
    @alastorbutwithagun 4 роки тому +2368

    “But unfortunately, shenanigans happen”
    How to explain Greek mythology in one sentence.

  • @ladygrey7707
    @ladygrey7707 6 років тому +2338

    *It’s too dark in here so I can’t hear a thing*

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 5 років тому +143

      Izanagi wasn't the brain of the dynamic duo... I hope.

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 5 років тому +54

      That does actually happen in Space

    • @unflexian
      @unflexian 5 років тому +28

      best pickup line

    • @D1ckGr4ys0n
      @D1ckGr4ys0n 5 років тому +6

      Me too

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 5 років тому +11

      Uh dude? What does being dark and unable to see have to do with hearing?

  • @FatrickAteman
    @FatrickAteman 6 років тому +1516

    i love how the last story is basically "maybe you should trust hades sometimes"

    • @TheTrueAdept
      @TheTrueAdept 6 років тому +204

      Yeah, he's rather CHILL once you think about it. He even called his dog SPOT for crying out loud!

    • @helenanilsson5666
      @helenanilsson5666 6 років тому +212

      Sungindra Setiawan
      Well, "most trustworthy of all Greek deities" is a pretty low bar. Basically he was one of the few that wasn't chaotic art, chaotic war, chaotic horny or chaotic chaos.

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 6 років тому +100

      Didn't run around on his wife, stayed out of the mortals'...ummm lives, was generally easy going.

    • @ASquared544
      @ASquared544 6 років тому +166

      Hades is literally the best god. He is the only God that doesn't completely screw people over. Zeus randomly bangs women, Hera abuses said women and their children, Apollo and Artemis killed a bunch of kids because their mom was an ass, Posieden makes things unnecessarily complicated all the time, etc, etc. What has Hades done? Kidnap someone because he was lonely (and said kidnapped person actually liked Hades and the underworld), and trapped two people who kidnapped Helen of Troy and were planning on seducing Hades' wife. Seriously, Hades should be the protagonist literally all the time!

    • @arsenelupin5424
      @arsenelupin5424 6 років тому +35

      Helena Nilsson “chaotic chaos”

  • @nystrov
    @nystrov 7 років тому +2425

    "Son, I order you to go visit your dead girlfriend. Get some damn closure before you make all the rest of us suicidal."
    *Beautiful.*

    • @centaursapocalypse7259
      @centaursapocalypse7259 7 років тому +100

      Best fatherly advice ever

    • @Samaru163
      @Samaru163 7 років тому +151

      Very ironic coming from Apollo of all Gods, since he could never keep a girlfriend (or boyfriend) for more than a few hours before they ended up dead or a tree.

    • @anniel6479
      @anniel6479 7 років тому +32

      Best quote ever

    • @kevinli1438
      @kevinli1438 6 років тому +30

      Hehe, poor Orpheus but when he died he got to join his dead wife for eternity

    • @joejoeington6899
      @joejoeington6899 6 років тому +3

      👍

  • @nightmareeclipse8383
    @nightmareeclipse8383 4 роки тому +448

    Persephone went to the underworld, saw a tree of ripe gorgeus pomegranates, a nice guy with a steady job, no crazy ex girlfriends, and a doggo with 3 HEADS! I would stay too beetch

    • @LuminousKugelblitz
      @LuminousKugelblitz 2 роки тому +8

      Same! 😆

    • @mrreyes5004
      @mrreyes5004 2 роки тому +60

      I would also like to add that Hades is canonically the richest/wealthiest of all the Greek gods due to the fact that all jewels and gems come from underground (i.e. where Hades rules), so Persephone gets that too. Along with the fact that the Greek Underworld is usually isolated from the crazy drama that the other gods get themselves into over on the surface world, so it's a cozy and peaceful retreat to begin with. Persephone really did get the best deal XD.

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 2 роки тому +44

      "no crazy ex girlfriends" correction: One crazy ex-girlfriend/stalker called Mynthe, who Persephone turned into a mint plant.

    • @raptormage2209
      @raptormage2209 2 роки тому +14

      @@Diego-zz1df Or in some versions she got trampled by Demeter after she complained out of jealousy that Hades kidnapped Persephone instead of her because according to her She was more beautiful then Demeter's daughter

    • @leeh4669
      @leeh4669 Рік тому +8

      @raptormage2209 wait I love that there’s more canon evidence that demeter was a good mom instead of the “psycho helicopter tiger mom” idea certain modern adaptations have perpetrated (which has no actual basis in classics)

  • @louisdesforges2175
    @louisdesforges2175 8 років тому +570

    I like the idea of Hades being a big softie tbh

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord 7 років тому +94

      He kind of is. He's not concidered an Olympian (for some reason) and just does his his job and little else, the only dick-ish thing Hades did (depending which version you prefer) was kidnap Persephone.
      ZUES meanwhile can can't keep his dick under his toga, Poseidon rapped a Priestess of Athena who turned into a Gorgon BY Athena as PUNISHMENT, Ares was a straight asshole, Aphrodite is a cheating whore, and Hera threw her newborn son Hephaestus off of the top of Mount Olympus for being deformed or crippled. To name just a few examples.

    • @D.A.R.C.I.
      @D.A.R.C.I. 7 років тому +3

      Pee Wee Didi wow how ironic

    • @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989
      @thatlonelygiraffeinc.6989 7 років тому +23

      Well if all Poseidon did was rap some sick tunes to a priestess of Athena then I don't see how that was so bad.

    • @lizmaxx268
      @lizmaxx268 7 років тому +12

      They meant "raped".

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord 7 років тому

      lol

  • @definitelycatherine7296
    @definitelycatherine7296 7 років тому +2505

    Goddess of love, fertility and war.... One of these things is not like the other.

    • @Pendrake
      @Pendrake 7 років тому +475

      It's true. Not all things are fair in fertility.

    • @elijahwatson3474
      @elijahwatson3474 7 років тому +46

      Definitely Catherine Look up Kali

    • @asalways1504
      @asalways1504 7 років тому +155

      Freya was also a goddess of war as well as love too. My theory to this is gods of love are also gods of lust, including power lust and blood lust that affiliated with war.

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen 7 років тому +81

      The word that came to my mind was "passion".

    • @nidohime6233
      @nidohime6233 7 років тому +65

      Like they said, all is fair in love and war.

  • @helenanilsson5666
    @helenanilsson5666 6 років тому +414

    "Hey, look! I invented something too! Think I'll call it murder!"
    How To Find the Saltiest God in the Pantheon

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 років тому +21

      That sounds alot like something out of genesis. I can really picture Cain saying that to Able

    • @jalindepriest7311
      @jalindepriest7311 4 роки тому +3

      @@arthas640 Yep

    • @RyunosukeHachi
      @RyunosukeHachi 4 роки тому

      Osiris got his revenge though:
      “Hey, Brother Set! Made something for you!”
      “A headband?”
      “A *HORNED* headband. By the way, how is *your* son Anubis doing? And your lovely wife, Nephthys?”
      “Fine. Why?”
      “No reason.”

  • @Santiago-iv3bn
    @Santiago-iv3bn 4 роки тому +360

    Some versions say that Orpheus only turns around when he reaches the surface, while Eurydice, being a few steps behind, is technically still in the underworld. So like, he failed on a technicality?

    • @dj_koen1265
      @dj_koen1265 2 роки тому +18

      Thats the version i heard as well

    • @AccidentalNinja
      @AccidentalNinja 2 роки тому +23

      My thought is, was he also banned from talking? Could he not just talk to her?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 роки тому +23

      Hades, I know you're a bureaucrat, but did you REALLY have to do Orpheus dirty like that?

    • @katcyer26
      @katcyer26 2 роки тому +24

      @@AccidentalNinja Another version I heard is that he was talking the whole way - she wasn't allowed to talk.

    • @plnguyen4159
      @plnguyen4159 Рік тому +8

      The version I heard was that he was almost out ,just a few steps, but he looked behind him because no trusts Hades for some reason

  • @AmyWildstyle
    @AmyWildstyle 6 років тому +1476

    Moral of the Hades and Persephone story: when in doubt
    .
    .
    .
    POMEGRANATES

    • @theunslickbiscuit611
      @theunslickbiscuit611 5 років тому +22

      Amy Wildstyle you missed the opportunity to put six dots lol

    • @elliehathaway3694
      @elliehathaway3694 5 років тому +13

      They are the only functional couple
      Cept when hades tricks Persephone into having kids but that was not Persephone’s fault

    • @nomblob5592
      @nomblob5592 5 років тому +3

      Ellie Hathaway Poseidon and his first wife is a good couple too if we dont count his concubines

    • @elliehathaway3694
      @elliehathaway3694 5 років тому +1

      Nom Blob if there is cheating then it can’t be very functional

    • @Lord_Of_Night
      @Lord_Of_Night 5 років тому +3

      @@elliehathaway3694 Pretty sure that was Zeus.

  • @maevencrow1632
    @maevencrow1632 5 років тому +668

    The muses: That’s so sad, Orpheus play Despacito

    • @ichiruki9812
      @ichiruki9812 4 роки тому +8

      Lol!!!!!! With harps and lyres beachhhh

    • @cqstlupin6074
      @cqstlupin6074 4 роки тому +18

      Orpheus: " I Will.....BURN MY DREAD

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 3 роки тому +3

      @@cqstlupin6074 BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY YEAHHHHHHHH

    • @cqstlupin6074
      @cqstlupin6074 3 роки тому +3

      @legendary tat Fear's awake
      Anger beats loud
      Face reality
      Never beat charity
      The enemy you're fighting
      Covers whole society
      (Damn right)
      Mummy's not here, gotta fight (all night)
      Right here
      Shadow ten o'clock direction
      Seize the moment
      Destroy the nation
      Your rhyme is slow motion
      Give me motivation
      Freaked out now
      And dead on arrival (what?)
      Round up around
      Spit out all over
      Rhyme like a rolling stone
      Comin' a crowd
      Watch out
      They move
      They diss you loud
      Guess what this sound
      It bombs whole ground
      So round up
      Don't ease your pace
      'Cause enemy's brutal
      Moment of truth
      There ain't no truce
      You're the only one
      One world
      One love
      But the battle goes on
      Shadows of mass destruction

    • @scizormaster6624
      @scizormaster6624 3 роки тому +1

      @@cqstlupin6074 I'm always happy to see Persona seep into any discussion ever, it's like a virus, but good for you and filled with sick angsty music!

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 6 років тому +745

    I love how the Orpheus one was actually referenced in an episode of Disney's Hercules cartoon--Orpheus was mentioned to have a concert entitled "Orpheus: Never Look Back".

    • @zbubbles4126
      @zbubbles4126 5 років тому +21

      They had a Hercules episode series? I thought that they only had a movie.

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 5 років тому +58

      z bubbles yep. Hercules the series technically takes place both after and in the middle of the movie.
      Hercules and Megara are moving in together after the events of the movie and she finds his high school yearbook, so Herc tells her about his school days where he was a Hero-in-Training.
      Cool side note: Aladdin and Hercules had a crossover because Jafar was complaining about Aladdin in the Underworld, so Hades says he's NOTHING compared to Herc, so he brings Jafar back to life, SO THEY CAN SWITCH ENEMIES TO TRY THE DO IT BETTER THING.

    • @theycallmeabunchofshit2176
      @theycallmeabunchofshit2176 5 років тому +2

      Lmao YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

    • @zbubbles4126
      @zbubbles4126 5 років тому +1

      JamesCPotter13
      Where?

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 5 років тому +6

      z bubbles Look up the episode Hercules and the Arabian Night and bask in the glory.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +3913

    How I think the abduction myth happened:
    Persephone: Dude, what the you?! You can't just grab me like that!
    Hades: Sorry... it was my brother's idea. You can leave if you want...
    Persephone: Take it from me, don't let your family push you arou- IS THAT A DOG?
    Cerberus: =3 =3 =3
    Persephone: *starts petting the three heads* Who's a good boy?
    Hades: Spot seems to like you...
    Persephone: I guess I can stay here for like, half of each year. I really need to get away from my mom.
    Hades: R-really?
    Persephone: Sure, you seem cute.

    • @scribesorcerer4967
      @scribesorcerer4967 4 роки тому +521

      And the extrovert adopts (and marries) the introvert and they lived happily ever after.

    • @iiaquatiq
      @iiaquatiq 4 роки тому +303

      OR HOW ABOUT Persephone wanted to stay there forever but Zeus being her dad was like “okay sorry your mom won’t bone me unless you live up here for 6 months,” and ‘Sephie unwillingly agreed lmfao

    • @wumpusrat
      @wumpusrat 3 роки тому +307

      The one thing about the myth that kind of amuses me is that while Zeus is always portrayed as being the strongest of all the gods, Demeter had the power to end them all if she got mad enough.
      Zeus: Dum de dum, I'm so awesome, so powerful...oh hey, Demeter, you uh...you seem mad.
      Demeter: EVERYTHING DIES!
      Zeus: ...wuh oh.

    • @i_need_more_sleep9050
      @i_need_more_sleep9050 3 роки тому +17

      OwO

    • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
      @Dualbladedscorpion7737 3 роки тому +34

      @@iiaquatiq
      You do realize Hades is persephone's uncle...

  • @Jillybean711
    @Jillybean711 6 років тому +994

    *Horus:* "AGH! EYE!"
    *Seth:* "AUGH! NUT!"
    *Nut:* "You called?"
    IM DEAD

    • @cawcaw508
      @cawcaw508 5 років тому +3

      Set not Seth

    • @cawcaw508
      @cawcaw508 5 років тому +4

      I'm sorry I just am very picky about mythology

    • @pumpkinpixie9677
      @pumpkinpixie9677 5 років тому +1

      Hi 👋

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 5 років тому +1

      Set is where set (insert noun here) on fire comes from

    • @johnthedork723
      @johnthedork723 5 років тому +1

      You’re dead? Oh, say hi to Osiris for me.

  • @Khajitxi
    @Khajitxi 6 років тому +368

    I don’t know where I heard it from, but I recall there being one version of the Persephone myth where Demeter is basically an infamously overbearing/coddling/smother mother and Persephone runs away from to get some damn space. Hades picks her up and shelters her before falling in love; then the rest of the myth proceeds as normal.

    • @corinneeaglebridge
      @corinneeaglebridge 5 років тому +30

      Khajitxi So basically Tangled

    • @typacsk
      @typacsk 5 років тому +3

      That was kind of the spin that Jim Butcher put on the story

    • @assassintwinat8
      @assassintwinat8 5 років тому +88

      I recall versions of the myth where Hades fell in love with Persephone and asked lady-killer Zeus for advice, and it was actually HIS idea to kidnap her. He knew full-well that Hades was talking about his own daughter, too. Dad of the year, everybody.
      That version of the myth is a little weird, since even though Hades kidnapped her, he still tried to win her over by showering her with gifts and kindness. And I guess Persephone thought his shyness was kinda cute?

    • @OptimusPhillip
      @OptimusPhillip 5 років тому +19

      I like to interpret Hades and Persephone as a precursor to Beauty and the Beast.

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 5 років тому +10

      In conclusion, Hades didn't kidnap her despite it famously being called that

  • @Queen_Beelz
    @Queen_Beelz 6 років тому +1596

    *"It's like strip dying...the ultimate party game!🎊PLAY IT WITh YOUR FRIENDS"*

  • @jebstuart3162
    @jebstuart3162 2 роки тому +111

    The first myth has Persephone ask for a black dress and Hades saying he'd put light blue highlights in her hair. The second myth has Persephone donned in exactly this stuff. The art is amazing and I love how it progresses

  • @childofhades5251
    @childofhades5251 6 років тому +2155

    “Son, go visit your dead girlfriend before you make everyone else suicidal!”
    *slow claps*

    • @theotherkimmy6232
      @theotherkimmy6232 4 роки тому +26

      That’s a big oooooooooooooooooof

    • @skylerthompson8652
      @skylerthompson8652 4 роки тому +64

      Orpheus: depressed
      Apollo: get your shit together bitch

    • @anonymousshadow6272
      @anonymousshadow6272 4 роки тому +26

      I kinda guilty confess that when Apollo said that I died of laughter

    • @babagoogo1
      @babagoogo1 4 роки тому +11

      This is why Apollo is my second favourite Olympian

    • @cqstlupin6074
      @cqstlupin6074 4 роки тому +3

      Orpheus:This such a pain

  • @B.-T.
    @B.-T. 6 років тому +433

    The myth of Osiris is so unrealistic.
    Like Bast wouldn't have immediately jumped in that box-like object and refused to give it up.

    • @TheRopy8
      @TheRopy8 5 років тому +58

      I didn't understand this joke at first.
      Then I looked up who Bast was and laughed so hard. Thank you for this.

    • @masquerabe6692
      @masquerabe6692 5 років тому +21

      Purrfect cat joke
      End my suffering

    • @CazTails
      @CazTails 5 років тому +28

      If I fits... I sits.

  • @kalenproductions6807
    @kalenproductions6807 6 років тому +301

    I love how your interpretation of modern Persephoneis that she was this cute little flowery pastel girl and then is all "Eeeee I'm goth now!" xD

    • @agustinvenegas5238
      @agustinvenegas5238 5 років тому +69

      Persephone was the original pastel goth and no one can convince me otherwise

    • @ashleyhansen4479
      @ashleyhansen4479 5 років тому +4

      @@agustinvenegas5238 You stole those damn words outta my mouth. XD
      But I agree with you.

    • @hadrian8712
      @hadrian8712 5 років тому +1

      She was born when Zeus and demeter did the thing while they were both in the form of snakes

    • @alias4952
      @alias4952 5 років тому +2

      Read the comic "Lore Olympus" On webtoon! It summarizes the abduction of persephone in modern ways!

    • @ashleyhansen4479
      @ashleyhansen4479 5 років тому

      @@alias4952 I've sorta read it, but only seen comic dubs. I might read it at some point.

  • @gormauslander
    @gormauslander 4 роки тому +373

    "Are they gonna be able to put your dad back together?"
    "The better question is whether they'll be able to put your dad back together when I'm done with him"

  • @CS-pr1fo
    @CS-pr1fo 5 років тому +3105

    So I'm magic, Ishtar loves me, and the queen of hell thinks I'm hot? AWESOME

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 5 років тому +141

      Can you tell me my future, then? I wanna know what I'm having for lunch next week. :3

    • @Pingwn
      @Pingwn 5 років тому +34

      Hi! Me to!

    • @beckyanderson988
      @beckyanderson988 4 роки тому +136

      Aphrodite hates me ( im on the ace specturum)

    • @ЗояКалайджиева
      @ЗояКалайджиева 4 роки тому +58

      @@beckyanderson988 Well, everyone on the Trojan war hates her and she is really d*** head.

    • @enigma4331
      @enigma4331 4 роки тому +71

      I know right this just made my day and now we know what causes Non-binary dysphoria and dysphoria in general

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n 5 років тому +379

    The Homeric Hymn to Demeter seems to be the oldest version of the Abduction of Persephone myth that I've found which is good because that's my favorite of all the tellings (though I do also like Claudian's addition at the beginning of the myth that gives more background including that Hades is so lonely and bitter about his lot of ruling the Underworld and being denied a family that he literally threatens to Zeus that he'll unleash the Titans if he's not allowed to marry, and Persephone actually wants to be in a relationship with someone).
    Zeus gave Hades permission to marry Persephone and even bade their grandmother Gaia to grow the narcissus, Hades' flower, in the meadow where Persephone was playing with a bunch of Okeanid nymphs (including Styx, I may add, which I find interesting because her river surrounds the Underworld as a barrier to protect it), to appease Hades and as a gesture of good faith. Persephone thought it was the most beautiful flower present and plucked it. When she did so, the Earth did open up and Hades did bare her away in his golden chariot pulled by his immortal horses and she was terrified crying out for her mother and Zeus to help her. Zeus ignored her and the nymphs who were there did nothing. Hecate and Demeter both heard Persephone, but did not see who took her thought it could have been a mortal man. Helios both heard and saw everything.
    Interestingly enough, literally nobody would tell Demeter what happened until Hecate found her, wanted to help, and suggested they see Helios. Helios told all, but actually phrases it in such that it sounds like he's only blaming Zeus for Persephone's abduction. In modern language, it seems like he's saying "It's all Zeus's fault; he gave away Persephone to be Hades' wife without your consent, so that's why you heard your daughter cry for help, which was a dick move on Zeus's part, but it's okay! Hades is a really great guy with both good status and lots of wealth, so she'll be comfortably taken care of. Persephone could hardly do better with a husband like him!" What's also interesting is that while modern depictions tend to make out Demeter as angry mostly at Hades for stealing her daughter, in the Homeric Hymn, her anger seems mostly directed at Zeus and that plus her grief for losing her daughter is what causes her to stop growing things.
    With nothing growing, Zeus sends Hermes down to the Underworld to convince Hades to let Persephone return to the Earth so that her mother will stop killing the planet. And Hades agrees to it! He's not happy, but he lets her go readily and says to her in modern terminology, "Go back to your mother, Persephone, and think well of me. Don't be so sad, for I shall continue to be a good and worthy husband to you. And when you come back, you shall rule over everyone here in the Underworld alongside me as my equal, and those who dare mock you and do not revere you properly shall be punished forevermore."
    Persephone was immediately glad, but whether it was because she was leaving, Hades' words, or a mixture of both is difficult to say, but that's when he secretly gave her a single pomegranate seed, so that she might not remain forever with Demeter and return. This seems to imply that Persephone /did/ know about the rule of eating the Underworld food, that she didn't just suddenly start feeling hungry and was unable to help herself from eating some, and that Hades gave her the choice to come back to him. He may have kidnapped her to be his wife, but he allowed her to decide whether she would remain.
    Then Hades fixed up his chariot for Hermes to take Persephone with him to the surface, staying behind himself, and Persephone was happily reunited with her mother. But then Demeter, with misgivings demanded if her daughter had eaten any food from the Underworld, because if she hadn't, Demeter would immediately hasten her away to Olympus where she would live among all the other gods and never have to set foot in the Underworld again, and the language Demeter uses makes such a big contrast between Olympus and the Underworld that it's clear she thinks very poorly of it. Whether Persephone had already eaten that pomegranate seed Hades had given her on the way up or not, Hades had given her that choice and Hades had treated her well, but her mother would never let her return to the Underworld if she wasn't required to and her mother already had a strong, negative opinion about the Underworld. So when Persephone recounted the story to her mother, she gave an account that sounded more sorrowful and terrible than it probably really was and how, yes, she ate the food of the Underworld because Hades secretly put a pomegranate seed in her mouth and forced her to taste it against her will, so she reeeeeally had no choice but to go back to the Underworld and how she wishes it could be otherwise, but eh. Can't be helped.
    And then Zeus arbitrarily declared that Persephone would only be required to spend only a third of the year (not six months) in the Underworld while the rest was with her mother.

    • @enderdarkos4087
      @enderdarkos4087 4 роки тому +58

      For the last part, I remember reading a version that Hades and Demeter were arguing (Hades wanting his wife at his sides and Demeter wanting her daughter) but that the greatest Olympian, Hestia, came and was like "Why not do both ?", so it's what they did

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 4 роки тому +37

      Wow, that part about Hades letting Persephone go home but giving her the pomegranate seed so she can choose to return, sounds kinda like the magic ring in the original version of Beauty and the Beast~!

    • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
      @RandomPerson-cm2wg 4 роки тому +20

      Here’s the version I read.
      Persephone, goddess of season is someone that is even more beautiful then Aphrodite. And you know how Aphrodite reacts to other women prettier then her, boom! Persephone got killed. But without Persephone, the entire world sinks into Winter and began dying. So Hades made Persephone a deal, she can go back to the world of the living every half a year and then she has to come back to be his wife. And that’s this version of the story.

    • @hp22h78
      @hp22h78 3 роки тому +4

      That sounds familiar...

    • @CloudyNight2156
      @CloudyNight2156 3 роки тому +19

      @@RandomPerson-cm2wg Not even remotely accurate, but entertaining non the less.

  • @Lee-id8fc
    @Lee-id8fc 7 років тому +384

    5:32 “It’s too dark in here, I can’t hear a thing”
    ...
    BUT-

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 6 років тому +37

      *Flips switch* "IS THAT BETTER? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

    • @senoramerico8622
      @senoramerico8622 6 років тому +4

      Synesthesia

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 6 років тому +5

      japanese one is a tragic for me

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 6 років тому +5

      -DARKNESS DOESN'T AFFECT HEARING!
      It affects smell.

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 6 років тому +5

      @@Ray-hk1zm no no no...
      It affects touch.

  • @AyubuKK
    @AyubuKK 4 роки тому +129

    I always loved how Underworld gods were never really “evil”, they were just grumpy and/or depressed being literally the rulers of Hell and the dead, and still had to do their jobs as Underworld rulers. So, in essence, Underworld gods are basically the equivalent of being the bouncers of underground clubs.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss 3 роки тому +1

      "Underworld==Hell" is a Judeo-Christian concept. The Underworld was just The Afterlife … because if your culture buries its dead, where else are their souls gonna be.
      Ancients: "The sky?!?!? You think the souls of the dead are in _the sky???!?!!?_ What, did you tie your granny's corpse to a giant arrow and shoot it into the air or something?" 😆

  • @LionBoy329
    @LionBoy329 7 років тому +207

    I'm sorry...
    Baby Horus is just too god damn adorable in this.

    • @angrychick259
      @angrychick259 6 років тому +2

      MysticSaint97 you are so right!😘

    • @theholysnacc
      @theholysnacc 6 років тому +9

      *God* damn adorable?
      Ehehehehehehe...
      Heh...
      Hehehe...
      Oh god

  • @zobralolz
    @zobralolz 7 років тому +2845

    Ishtar: hey Gilgamesh wanna...
    Gilgamesh: Enkiduuuuuuu
    Ishtar:but.
    Gilgamesh:ENKIDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

    • @pablocruz5613
      @pablocruz5613 7 років тому +184

      Dylan Chouinard na, they were HeteroLifePartners

    • @lightning2436
      @lightning2436 7 років тому +75

      ZASSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 7 років тому +103

      I thought Enkidu was made from clay and modelled after the most beautiful priest-prostitute.
      So anything goes I guess.
      Also, it's the pre-Christian days, homosexuality was a norm.

    • @chickensqaud197
      @chickensqaud197 7 років тому +1

      ZobraLolz ! Vh

    • @MogofWar
      @MogofWar 7 років тому +120

      Gilgamesh, the father of "bros before hoes." founder of the bro-code perhaps its only true adherent.

  • @stephenhall509
    @stephenhall509 5 років тому +459

    "Let's talk about orpheus and eurideces!"
    Me: i'm waaaay ahead of you! Alexa, play Hadestown!

    • @darthpasta3056
      @darthpasta3056 4 роки тому +10

      Bro I listen to that soundtrack almost daily

    • @kariscoyne1886
      @kariscoyne1886 4 роки тому +4

      @@darthpasta3056 oh, hard same

    • @mitchellneu
      @mitchellneu 4 роки тому +17

      Just finished listening to the Hadestown soundtrack for the first time....DAMN.... I mean, I already knew how it ended thanks to the original myth, but still...DAMN...it was POWERFUL. Also in my headcanon, I like to believe Hades was merciful and set out a spot in Elysium for both Orpheus and Eurydice, where Eurydice waits for Orpheus's inevitable return once his train ticket finally gets punched. So yeah, still sad, but with a little hope that the two will indeed see each other again.

    • @leereed4945
      @leereed4945 4 роки тому +11

      Waitttttttttt for meeeeeeee, I’m comingggggggggggg

    • @alexac4293
      @alexac4293 4 роки тому +1

      Hell yeah brother

  • @apollocarlos6576
    @apollocarlos6576 4 роки тому +1872

    "If you're gender nonbinary, you're magic, Ishtar loves you, and even the queen of hell thinks you're hot."
    weLL IT'S MY LUCKY DAY-
    Edit: So many people are replying, and I love you all and I'm glad you're here. I've been reading all your replies, and they make me so happy!
    Edit 2: So many people like me! You're all amazing, and I love you all! I'm adopting you if you don't have accepting families, and if you do, I'm sharing custody now. You're all my valid children now, no questions
    edit 3: hi y'all !! it's been a hot minute huh ? if you've stuck around since the beginning, welcome back ^^ if you're just finding this little pocket of love, it's good to have you !! you don't have to be nonbinary to hang out, all of y'all are valid. i'm a he/they now and i still adore all of you ((:< mwah mwah, i hope you stick around

    • @Briisneat
      @Briisneat 4 роки тому +100

      Brooklyn Darkage “Fuck yeah wooooooo hey dad I don’t need ur approval Ishtar loves me”

    • @dragonwolf4274
      @dragonwolf4274 4 роки тому +67

      Yayayaya, it's about time someone thought i was worthwhile, and a whole ass goddess thinks i'm hot

    • @apollocarlos6576
      @apollocarlos6576 4 роки тому +28

      Olga Shingareva you amazing person you're worth while and ily ok i don't even know you but i know you're awesome

    • @meemo8096
      @meemo8096 4 роки тому +11

      Yo same thou

    • @laynekilpatrick3764
      @laynekilpatrick3764 4 роки тому +8

      lmao sameee

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 5 років тому +1152

    "What's the plan." "Damn I made you cute"
    "Hi there." "Damn he made you cute"
    SO MUCH CUTE!!!

  • @JerryOfAllTradesAries
    @JerryOfAllTradesAries 7 років тому +143

    Because of your episodes, Hades and Persephone are now my OTP

  • @lovelynova1494
    @lovelynova1494 6 років тому +3454

    “So the lesson of this particular legend is: If you’re Gender Non-Binary, you’re magic, Ishtar loves you, and even the Queen of Hell thinks you’re hot.”

    • @sureikashore1626
      @sureikashore1626 5 років тому +314

      as a nonbinary, i can confirm yes and i am amazing thank u very much

    • @edsweet2858
      @edsweet2858 5 років тому +82

      I can also confirm

    • @starthekid8935
      @starthekid8935 5 років тому +74

      Thanks for the nb love mythos 💕

    • @DrepaChorusTCG
      @DrepaChorusTCG 5 років тому +70

      yay my kind is included in an old myth

    • @avashark6843
      @avashark6843 5 років тому +40

      The queen of hell likes a lot of people

  • @toocoldforyouhere8353
    @toocoldforyouhere8353 4 роки тому +40

    6:43 rattlesnake vs songbird
    6:58 wait for me
    7:01 Epic III
    7:16 wait for me (reprise)
    7:18 doubt comes in
    7:27 we raise our cups

    • @Channel-dy4vm
      @Channel-dy4vm Рік тому +5

      Thx 😂

    • @seancooper6415
      @seancooper6415 Рік тому +4

      Once upon a time there was a railroad line.....Adre deShields IS a god.

    • @jrgrimm6091
      @jrgrimm6091 10 місяців тому +2

      "The meanest dog you'll ever meet
      He ain't the hound dog in the street
      He bares some teeth and tears some skin
      But brother, that's the worst of him
      The dog you really got to dread
      Is the one that howls inside your head
      It's him whose howling drives men mad
      And a mind to its undoing
      You got a lonesome road to walk
      And it ain't along the railroad track
      And it ain't along the black-top tar
      You've walked a hundred times before
      I'll tell you where the real road lies
      Between your ears, behind your eyes, that is the path to Paradise, likewise the road to ruin"
      My favorite part.

  • @cjfallon4251
    @cjfallon4251 7 років тому +660

    Actually the Persephone one is a modernized version. In the original, it's more like Persephone gets bored and finds the entrance for herself, wanders down and refuses to leave. Hades, being a social recluse, has no clue what to do and kinda just goes along with it because there is no protocol for this.

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 5 років тому +346

      "You are my boyfriend now."
      "Y-yes...?"

    • @infinityoverlord606
      @infinityoverlord606 5 років тому +29

      @@vaspeter2600 Hahaha,

    • @Voxxymusic
      @Voxxymusic 5 років тому +11

      yeah

    • @metademetra
      @metademetra 5 років тому +104

      Oh God, Hades is a giant nerd, isn’t he?

    • @lois7956
      @lois7956 5 років тому +59

      @@metademetra My friends and I basically came up with this fan fic/ running joke that Hades is actually Murray from Flight of the Concords and Persephone is Rosa from Brooklyn 99. Ones a massive nerd, the other is terrifying. What started as a joke actually turned into an accepted canon for us XD

  • @caseygray2328
    @caseygray2328 7 років тому +87

    Nut was just so chill about her kids trying to kill each other.
    also Hades and Persephone being that one couple that while they love each other DO need counseling

    • @starwarschic123
      @starwarschic123 7 років тому +9

      casey gray whereas Hera and Zeus need counseling agreed on Hades and Persephone though I can also see a betting pool on when Hades and Persephone actually go to marriage counseling but it never happens cause they make up and have a healthy yet full of shouting relationship >^

  • @hostessofhorror99
    @hostessofhorror99 5 років тому +153

    I love Underworld myths; it combines both mythology and my morbid love for tragic love stories involving death and the afterlife. My favorite myth is the story of Orpheus and Eurydice, and I really like the version you mentioned where it ends with Orpheus getting his head chopped off and becoming the Muses' radio-head. It's truly a wicked ending that I rarely hear other storytellers mention.
    *Melpomene: This is so sad. Orpheus, sing Despacito for us.*

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 5 років тому +4

      “Radio-Head?” Great, now I’m imagining his severed head singing, “Just,” which has a a fitting lyric given what happened to him (“You do it to yourself/and that’s what really hurts”)

    • @Marzipanx_x
      @Marzipanx_x 4 роки тому +3

      LMAOOOO Calliope is just like “yeah...my son’s my personal radio now.”

  • @Mironius
    @Mironius 4 роки тому +159

    "Oldest son of the sky goddess
    N U T"

    • @kenshin4113
      @kenshin4113 3 роки тому +10

      This pleases the nut.

    • @elementoproductions6005
      @elementoproductions6005 3 роки тому +1

      @@kenshin4113 I'm no longer with it, as I think I can't do it anymore.

    • @Picking.a.name.is.hard1
      @Picking.a.name.is.hard1 3 роки тому +1

      So...what happens to the sky in November?

    • @Valsorayu
      @Valsorayu 3 роки тому +3

      @@Picking.a.name.is.hard1 there are those who ritually fail so that it stays there.

  • @nerdybirdyperson4088
    @nerdybirdyperson4088 6 років тому +544

    It would be awesome if you did a video just on the Hades and Persephone myth. It's one of my favorites.

    • @agungpriambodo1674
      @agungpriambodo1674 5 років тому +9

      I agree but Red should call make it longer

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 5 років тому +52

      Just 10 minutes of an adorable couple and their three-headed dog

    • @elliehathaway3694
      @elliehathaway3694 5 років тому +5

      Same and longer

    • @elliehathaway3694
      @elliehathaway3694 5 років тому +1

      Agung Priambodo same and I ageeed with you before on a different coment lol

    • @elliehathaway3694
      @elliehathaway3694 5 років тому +10

      Jordan Loux
      First move in to the underworld together then get a three headed dog
      That’s how you build a real action ship right?

  • @rebeccaevans3081
    @rebeccaevans3081 8 років тому +276

    Okay this was pretty good. Glad to see we agree on the Persephone myth being better when it seems like she likes Hades (the Homeric hymns to Demeter were not fun to read). I also love her design!

    • @ashleysobers9626
      @ashleysobers9626 7 років тому +37

      Rebecca Evans That version is my favourite and the only one I will accept.

    • @mackenziemaple5665
      @mackenziemaple5665 6 років тому +3

      yeah, i like the interpretation where "being kidnapped" is slang for "falling for someone" best. I read that that was possible, but i have no idea if it historically holds up.

    • @AlienBunnyRabbit
      @AlienBunnyRabbit 6 років тому +11

      Well, what is interesting about the Greek myths is that they are not static, as in more than one version or interpretation exist at once, so while Homer's myths do not give Persephone agency, there are others just as old that characterize Persephone as adventurous (wandering into the Underworld herself) and adjusting well into her job, loving Hades and still missing her mom.

  • @janesmith5224
    @janesmith5224 7 років тому +430

    In older versions of the Hades one, Persephone was shown as a strong woman who saw that the Underworld needed a queen and went willingly with Hades. There's been some evidence that the Greeks changed it from that version, most likely to be misogynic.

    • @ValerieRaya
      @ValerieRaya 7 років тому +122

      I remember a story where she was like "This guy is decent and seems nice and respectful... *side-eyes Zeus* and this place needs a queen. I'll stay." This was a few years ago in my greek-mythos-phase but if I remember correctly, this was the oldest version they could find.
      But hey, I mean it's not like myths were ever changed into a (even more) misogynistic version *coughPandoracough*

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 6 років тому +83

      Yeah, the Greeks kinda went back and forth on how they treated women...mostly back.
      Ironically, dictatorial Sparta with its absurd level of machoness was probably the best, and (sometimes) democratic Athens, the worst...kinda got to pick and choose what to take from those city states there.

    • @rueluxprince6982
      @rueluxprince6982 6 років тому +94

      I think another version of that was Persephone playing in her field of flowers, stumbles into the underworld and decides to stay. She also refused to leave no matter how much Zeus yelled at her to come up, and also ended up getting her name changed from "girl" to "the destroyer." Hades was blissfully confused in the background the whole time

    • @DixeyRay
      @DixeyRay 6 років тому +65

      I remember a version where Hades went up to the surface to watch her everyday because she was pretty and one day she followed him back down and refused to leave because hey look this is coooool. If i stay i can be a queen? Yasss. Ensues redt of story.

    • @jish55
      @jish55 6 років тому +79

      It's one of my favorite myths from Greek mythology, mainly because it's one of the few times where it's a somewhat happy ending. Also, it shows that out of all the Gods, Hades is one of the only ones who isn't a massive douche, I mean look at her own mother, Demeter was going to put Persephone on a secluded island for all eternity just so no one would touch her, but she goes to the underworld, and all of a sudden, she is not only given free roam to go wherever she desires, but is treated as Hades equal, ruling with him and is allowed to punish others as she sees fit. It's why even in the kidnapped version, it ends up with her loving it down there and growing to love Hades as well.

  • @therefinedhellion5041
    @therefinedhellion5041 3 роки тому +64

    Hades in Media:
    "IMMA KILL EVERYONE AND BRING HELL ON EARTH!"
    Hades In Actual Myth & Legend:
    *nicest and most understanding god ever that has a wife he loves and genuinely tries to help people*

    • @RedXlV
      @RedXlV 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, the only "problem" with Hades in the actual myths is that he strictly enforces the rules (ie "dead is dead, no take-backs"). Which is a bummer for dead people (well aside from the ones who get to go to Elysium), but it also means no zombie apocalypses for the living to worry about.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Рік тому +10

      Hades also treats her _as his equal,_ something absolutely unheard of among the Ancient Greeks - we get the word, "misogyny," from their language, after all. The only way that the Ancient Greeks would show a goddess as equal to her husband is if she were really, _really, _*_really powerful_* and never to be messed with.
      As someone on the "Hades and Persephone" video put it:
      Hades & Persephone in the Actual Myths: Goth workaholic and his Eldritch Nightmare wife.

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 10 місяців тому

      And people wonder why I don't like Hercules the Movie.

  • @MisterDeplume
    @MisterDeplume 6 років тому +346

    Way down, Hadestown! Way down under the ground!

    • @Kale-as-in-kaleidoscope
      @Kale-as-in-kaleidoscope 5 років тому +27

      Hound dog howl and the whistle blow
      Train comes a-rollin' clickety-clack
      Nobody knows where that old train goes
      Those who go, they don't come back-
      They go way down, Hadestown! Way down under the ground!

    • @asocksual4910
      @asocksual4910 5 років тому +17

      EVERYBODY HUNGRY, EVERYBODY TIRED! Everyone slaves by the sweat of his brow!
      The wage is nothin' and the work is hard, IT' S A GRAVEYARD in Hadestown!

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 5 років тому +11

      Every little penny in the wishing well
      Every little nickel on the drum (On the drum!)
      All them shiny little heads and tails
      Where do you think they come from?
      They come from way down, Hadestown! Way down under the ground!

    • @dunce6827
      @dunce6827 5 років тому +9

      Mr. Hades is a mean old boss
      With a silver whistle and a golden scale
      An eye for an eye~!
      And he weighs the cost
      A lie for a lie~!
      And your soul for sale!
      Sold!
      To the king on the chromium throoooone
      Thrown!
      To the bottom of a Sing Sing cell
      Where the little wheel squeals and the big wheel groans
      And you better forget about your wishing well~!

    • @ellarasei4404
      @ellarasei4404 5 років тому +2

      Doubt comes in

  • @freyastuchbery7130
    @freyastuchbery7130 6 років тому +853

    I like some of the Maori underworld myths quite a lot. There's one where Tane, the forest god, is trying to get a wife. The only woman he knows is his mom, the earth goddess, and that ain't happenin! So, he builds a feminine figure out of dirt, does something rather nasty, and the dirt statue gives birth to Hine-Titama. Tane marries her, they have a lot of kids, and they live happily ever after!
    Not.
    Hine-Titama finds out about her creation, and runs to the underworld, becoming Hine-nui-te-po. Tane begs her to come back, but she refuses, resolving to take her children into the underworld upon their deaths. Hooray?
    Then, a long time later, the Maori version of Maui tries to take away her powers of death by shapeshifting into a worm and crawling through her... place-that-is-rather-private. This is how Maui dies in Maori legend, either being squeezed to death or cut to pieces by Hine-nui-te-po's OBSIDIAN-TOOTHED VAGINA.
    Metal.

    • @hannahg5407
      @hannahg5407 6 років тому +17

      Jack Stuchbery I love Māori myths!

    • @minaly22
      @minaly22 6 років тому +60

      **Coughs Furiously in surprise, but is actually feeling extremely amused**

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 років тому +104

      *OBSIDIAN-TOOTHED VAGINA*
      I really was *not* expecting that.

    • @achanwahn
      @achanwahn 6 років тому +27

      That took me a while to realize what you were talking about. I kept thinking I missed something she'd created, then I realized you meant _how_ she was created.

    • @carrioncrow13
      @carrioncrow13 6 років тому +3

      I know this story! Totally love it! :D

  • @TheTruestZero
    @TheTruestZero 5 років тому +443

    Ishtar is a 4 star badass
    Delight Works: Hold mah beer
    *Makes Ishtar 5 Star Archer*

    • @CubanReuben117
      @CubanReuben117 5 років тому +39

      Also makes Ishtar Useless

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому +49

      Rin disappointed.
      Ereshkigal laughs.

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому +46

      Finally found the Fate/ comment

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 5 років тому +20

      @@wickederebus Now Space Ishtar is Broken AF

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 5 років тому +6

      make her a five star avenger with different np cards

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 2 роки тому +46

    Orpheus: "Hey, you still behind me, babe?"
    Moral of the story: communication is key to healthy relationships

  • @fingerboxes
    @fingerboxes 5 років тому +110

    I think that the reason Ereshkigal hates Ishtar so much that she chains her to the wall and smites her with 60 diseases isn't that she's mad that Ishtar is trying to escape death, it's that she's angry Ishtar got the job of goddess of passion but never has to face the consequences. Ishtar has sex and wins glorious battles. Ereshkigal gets to hold the dead babies, murdered husbands, and lifeless wives. She gets to hear their sob stories and pleas to return to the realm of the living. She gets to listen to their complaints about the refreshments of the underworld being clay for bread and sand for wine. Ishtar kills people all day in BOTH of her positions as fertility goddess and war goddess--remember how deadly childbirth was at the time, often having a higher per capita death rate than even war--with no thought to the consequences. Ereshkigal wades through the consequences every day and it's super depressing. Also, Ishtar probably has way more priests and priestesses and they're always having parties and singing bawdy hymns. Ereshkigal is unloved by humanity. They dread their inevitable descent to her realm. It might just be that I'm a rabid asexual and violently suicidal most of the time, but I feel for Ereshkigal. I find her a very sympathetic and compassionate character.

    • @cramerfloro5936
      @cramerfloro5936 2 роки тому +17

      Also Ishtar sent Ereshkigal's husband to die in a fight against Gilgamesh.
      Though even in other myths you see her pretty pissed at the other gods' shenanigans

    • @hughchapman2207
      @hughchapman2207 Рік тому +4

      @@cramerfloro5936 Pretty sure they're also sisters in a few legends, so there's that too.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Рік тому +4

      In the Sumerian version, Ianna [the Akkadians called her Ishtar] went to the underworld for the funeral of Ereshkigal's husband, and when she got there demanded to sit on her sister's throne. So Inanna was being arrogant and a terrible guest.

  • @maggiemcgonnell6754
    @maggiemcgonnell6754 5 років тому +95

    I really like how Red draws her female characters. I find elegance in the simplicity.

  • @Thememester439
    @Thememester439 7 років тому +278

    I like the idea that Hades kidnaps Persephone and at first she's all confused and understandable upset, but then Hades explains and starts giving the tour and she's just like "Yeah. Yeah I can run with this. It's not bad."

    • @ValerieRaya
      @ValerieRaya 7 років тому +42

      That was actually a version and most likely even the oldest one. I guess they changed it later for the same reason they changed Pandora from "I am beautiful *and* smart!" to "I have no idea what I'm doing because I am a woman."

    • @AlienBunnyRabbit
      @AlienBunnyRabbit 6 років тому +3

      Which version is that??? I can't find it. I'd like to read it.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 6 років тому +25

      I was talking about the Persephone myth with my dad and he pointed out that even if she was kidnapped, Hades being a king may have helped her decide she didn't mind the arrangement.
      Me: "King of the *Underworld.*"
      Dad: "But still a king. And she gets to be queen."

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 6 років тому +20

      +brigidtheirish Also, I heard somewhere that Hades was the richest of the gods since all the gems and precious metals taken from the Earth are his.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 6 років тому +31

      Exactly. She gets a wealthy king for a husband who also happens to be about as nice as pagan gods ever get. He's definitely a better choice than any other guy in the Greek pantheon.

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama 4 роки тому +65

    Ishtar: "Heyo it's your girl, goddess of love, mother of all, queen of war and bringer of law, here to get my hubby back. So er... cough up the dead boy."
    Ereshkigal: "Well hello, Mommy."
    Ishtar: "excuse me and also no"

  • @MikeyG5115
    @MikeyG5115 5 років тому +135

    Izanagi: I can’t hear you it’s too dark

  • @boxylemons7961
    @boxylemons7961 6 років тому +229

    2:53 I know this statement was mainly a joke (not saying you have anything against queer and or nom binary people, obviously you don’t) but as someone who just came out a few months ago about this stuff this actually really makes me feel nice. Thanks

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 6 років тому +9

      Same :D

    • @miylacrystal9938
      @miylacrystal9938 5 років тому +18

      Not to mention if we ever meet in real life I will have this impulse to just hug and protect you
      (No seriously I don’t even have to know your name I just know psychically)

    • @florence5400
      @florence5400 5 років тому +3

      Same XD

    • @sureikashore1626
      @sureikashore1626 5 років тому +3

      same

    • @dangreen3868
      @dangreen3868 5 років тому +6

      Congrats on coming out!

  • @miscspice
    @miscspice 6 років тому +105

    *Naked and Afraid has a new meaning*

  • @KHTimeProtecter
    @KHTimeProtecter 2 роки тому +44

    One version of the Isis story is that Isis, like Demeter, goes to a rich person’s house because she heard Osiris was in one of the pillars. She became a nursemaid to the family’s baby and tried to make him immortal. Like the queen in Demeter’s story, the mother found out, freaked, and Isis, revealing herself to be a goddess, told her that she’ll forgive this if she could take back the pillar with Osiris in it. I just think that’s a nice parallel to those stories.

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 10 місяців тому

      Parallel? NGL I'm pretty sure the Greeks just stole the story wholesale.

  • @koboldhasasword9440
    @koboldhasasword9440 5 років тому +194

    "So tell me about yourself"
    "I'm about 10 minutes old"
    HMMMM

  • @samdragonborn5864
    @samdragonborn5864 7 років тому +160

    Orpheus could have just continually asked her "are you there?"

    • @watayukikimihyra7132
      @watayukikimihyra7132 7 років тому +52

      in some of the versions, she was either ban to speak or cant because...dead.

    • @angrychick259
      @angrychick259 7 років тому +2

      Sam Dragonborn. That's what I've been thinking!😮😶

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 6 років тому +8

      He also could have checked if Hades tricked him once he got back to the surface, just to be safe and sure, but I guess it's in our human genes to disrespect the rules. Heck, even I had various accounts on even more various Internet sites when I was under 15 or something... Without my parents' permission. Bad ass times. XD

    • @javierpowell4705
      @javierpowell4705 6 років тому +2

      iRinnda don't forget the super secret password, 'THE BIRTHDAY DATE'

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 6 років тому +1

      Javier Powell - Either that, or the super secret international phone default PIN code: 0000
      HUSSSSH! It's a secret! I wouldn't want my phone to be stolen. :D

  • @popalupa4844
    @popalupa4844 8 років тому +801

    There was one version of the Osiris myth in which Horus hadn't been born yet. So basically, Isis found Osiris' penis in the stomach of a fish, pulled it out, and used it to impregnate herself. 1. That's disgusting. 2. Egypt is weird. 3. That's not how anatomy works.

    • @XavierZara
      @XavierZara 7 років тому +95

      WD Vinco and that's how dildos were made

    • @balancevoid3553
      @balancevoid3553 7 років тому +73

      Anonymous taking "go fuck yourself" quite literally I see ;p

    • @nope3457
      @nope3457 7 років тому +9

      Anonymous Your profile picture works well with your comment

    • @haru-chanstuna145
      @haru-chanstuna145 7 років тому

      WD Vinco love your profile picture

    • @cjsmalley5506
      @cjsmalley5506 7 років тому +40

      Then there's the one where Set kills Osiris with the coffin, Isis finds the body and brings him back, Set kills him again, turns him into a jigsaw puzzle, Isis finds every piece but the penis, magics up a new one, has sex with the still dead body, conceives Horus, and then Osiris is resurrected but says "Screw this, I'm out." and becomes king of the underworld.
      It's safer down there you know.

  • @CliffCardi
    @CliffCardi 3 роки тому +55

    Orpheus: “Well, at least I have a great opera named after me.”
    2021: “Theeeeeeeeeeere’s Hydrogen and Helium, Lithium, Beryllium.........”

    • @alisonoconnor6864
      @alisonoconnor6864 3 роки тому +4

      I mean there's also Hadestown. Won a few Tony's a couple years ago on its Broadway debut.

  • @McMaster1471
    @McMaster1471 6 років тому +99

    that Nut joke made me laugh continuously for a solid 4 minutes

  • @officialjayi
    @officialjayi 6 років тому +145

    6:28 *LMFAO IS ORPHEUS PLAYING WONDERWALL??*

  • @needmoreanimehelp8910
    @needmoreanimehelp8910 7 років тому +32

    If I become a teacher, I'm showing these videos. Don't care about the swearing. Love the jokes. Amazing high school learning thing

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina 2 роки тому +29

    The Muses: "Orpheus makes such a beautiful music"
    Orpheus: "please let me die"

  • @edw4671
    @edw4671 8 років тому +176

    If you plan on doing more creation myths, could you look into Native American and African myths? For example, the Iroquois have a creation legend involving Earth being on the back of a big turtle (kind of like the lion turtles in the show Avatar: The Last Airbender). There are many more creation myths throughout the world and they're all very interesting. Thank you Red and Blue for the enormous amount of effort and dedication you put into each and every video! Your take on history and literature is by far more interesting and entertaining than anything my 74 year old Civ. professor has done!

    • @erynnegriffin5219
      @erynnegriffin5219 7 років тому +15

      You might like the Crash Course series on mythology. Several of the first ones are about different creation myths, so they're pretty cool.

    • @lizmaxx268
      @lizmaxx268 7 років тому

      (sheds a single tear)(dramatic and posh British accent)*Absolutely BEAUTIFUL!*

    • @zoltanszaszi2264
      @zoltanszaszi2264 6 років тому

      Yep could you definitely listen to this nice person, Red? What they say sounds really awesome and hey I could literally watch your videos forever so just please we'll sacrifice a goat to Zeus or something if that makes it happen

  • @JackWolf1
    @JackWolf1 5 років тому +84

    On old joke my family dame when recounting the Osiris myth:
    Osiris: “Where is my foot?”
    Isis: “I don’t know, will this rock do?”

  • @SofiaLeviev
    @SofiaLeviev 5 років тому +256

    Please make a Hades and persephone Miscellaneous Myths video! I love them so much and you can do probably the best version in youtube for that! Pleassseee~

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 4 роки тому +40

    "Isanagi, I'm dying."
    "What, I'm just warming up."
    "Isanagi."
    "What, come on, where's the fire?"

  • @Goldenheart_345
    @Goldenheart_345 7 років тому +129

    4:44 so... Hammurabi was wrong? It's not an eye for an eye, it's an eye for a nut

    • @witherblaze
      @witherblaze 6 років тому

      Goldenheart ! Eye of ra(?) and the fiasco with the pharoh missing the male genatal.

    • @月天使9033
      @月天使9033 6 років тому

      😄

  • @shadowdragon_7778
    @shadowdragon_7778 5 років тому +42

    “Big old case of the Claudiuses” may be the best quote ever

  • @AnonymousIcarus
    @AnonymousIcarus 5 років тому +103

    "Important organs are lost on all sides."
    😂

  • @tentavision13
    @tentavision13 4 роки тому +84

    6:26
    "He's a damn good musician, as you would expect of someone related to the god of music."
    Me: (Cries in Will Solace)

    • @longshot9757
      @longshot9757 2 роки тому +7

      Ah yes, the mandatory Percy Jackson reference

  • @xenon8927
    @xenon8927 5 років тому +59

    an alternate ending the myth of Orpheus is that he and Eurydice get to be a happy couple in the underworld after Orpheus dies, so if you want a less screwed up ending to the myth, there's one for ya

    • @AccidentalNinja
      @AccidentalNinja 2 роки тому +6

      I just remembered hearing about a version where he was successful, & that the failure was written by the Romans. I don't remember where though.

  • @jimhjortsberg2990
    @jimhjortsberg2990 5 років тому +28

    Worth noting is that Anubis was also Osiris child, Set suffered from infertility (appropriate since part of his domain was the desert) which pissed him off to no end and which he tended to take out on his wife. In order to calm him down, Nepthys instead had a son with Osiris and pretended the child was Set's.
    In another retelling of this story, his murder of Osiris was due him finding about this little fact.

  • @berningdaplacetothegroundf6012
    @berningdaplacetothegroundf6012 7 років тому +219

    "It's too dark in here I cant hear".....how does that make sense

  • @shadowking1380
    @shadowking1380 4 роки тому +45

    4:42 can we just take a moment to appreciate the use of the “Egyptian god monster” theme from the yugioh anime?

    • @silentspirit8923
      @silentspirit8923 4 роки тому +3

      Heck yeah! It's time to duel!

    • @raineecho4005
      @raineecho4005 4 роки тому

      Unless you mean the coloring, they don’t look very similar.

    • @shadowking1380
      @shadowking1380 4 роки тому +1

      Eric Pitzer I was talking about the music used

  • @andrewcapra7153
    @andrewcapra7153 5 років тому +47

    6:00
    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a goddamn soul:
    Me: How dare you say that the result of the Persephone myth is "six months of winter". The ancient greek farming cycle had the summer months as the barren period, because the high heat of the summer would destroy seeds and crops, while the much milder winters were still warm enough that grains could grow throughout it. In addition, the original form of the legend (aside from being a rewrite of Ereshkigal and Nergal to retcon away the existence of a female ruler of the underworld and insist that it had always been a male god in charge) was meant to make it easier to pass along knowledge for farmers, who would have to store their seeds underground, metaphorically in the domain of Hades, during the summer to protect them until they could be sown in the rainy autumn to grow in the winter and spring. Thus, the summer and fall months would be the months spent with Hades and the winter and spring months spent with Demeter.
    This correlates with the myth of Persephone and Adonis, since the festival of Dumuzid/Tammuz (whose connections you noted earlier in the video) represents the death of Dumuzid in the early summer and resurrection in the winter, resulting in the summer/fall being the months that Persephone and Adonis spend in Hades, while the winter/spring months Persephone hangs out at her mom's place and Adonis goes to Aphrodite's love nest.

  • @thenerdynymph1306
    @thenerdynymph1306 7 років тому +604

    I kind of want a T-shirt with the gender non binary thing on it XD "If your Gender Non Binary your magic, Ishtar Loves you, and even the queen of hell thinks your hot" That would be awesome with your adorable characters XD

    • @PortalJay
      @PortalJay 7 років тому +25

      The Nerdy Nymph I WANT THIS REALLY BADLY

    • @littlegoblinman9668
      @littlegoblinman9668 7 років тому +19

      "WE NEED -NETFLIX- THIS T-SHIRT"
      -(Totally the real quote by )Sun Wukong

    • @AlexAdmiralAvocado
      @AlexAdmiralAvocado 7 років тому +5

      I want this :D

    • @spiritedrenee9895
      @spiritedrenee9895 6 років тому +12

      As a NB person I want this!!

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 6 років тому +5

      Nothing CustomInk can't fix!?

  • @ShaM3fullyCha0tic
    @ShaM3fullyCha0tic 7 років тому +247

    The “gift of healing and prophecy” makes sense as Babylonians basically assigned all intersex and non binary people to oracle, healer, and priest positions. (Just like every other indigenous culture)

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 6 років тому +39

      GeneralGoth yeah, that magic & healing combo is nearly universal for tribal cultures that accept non-binary people. It's kinda interesting how consistent it is.

    • @Samm815
      @Samm815 6 років тому +19

      Not being able to have kids or have sex seems like a fair deal to me.

    • @CocoYael
      @CocoYael 6 років тому +29

      So basically if I was born in the Babylonian era, I would literally be magical
      sounds great to me

    • @16tonw8
      @16tonw8 6 років тому +10

      you already are dear ;)

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 6 років тому +21

      It's relatively common in many cultures to ascribe supernatural powers to those who are... _different_ , shall we say. Blue eyes, six fingers, extra bones in the face, being born the seventh son of the seventh son, insanity, etc. Such things might certainly _feel_ special in a significant way to pre-scientific cultures. So many such people end up sort of falling into careers as healers, shaman, cunning folk, or the like.
      Which, honestly, is probably a step up from what a lot of... _different_ folk nowadays have to deal with. If you're non-binary, six-fingered, or neuro-atypical, getting a job as a seer or medicine worker sounds like a pretty sweet gig. At least compared to so-called "civilized" industrial society, circa ~100-200 years ago.

  • @alexiswelsh5821
    @alexiswelsh5821 4 роки тому +29

    There are MANY versions of the Hades/Persephone myth. All of them have different reasons for why Hades kidnapped his niece Persephone.
    -Aphrodite got pissed, either Demeter was determined to keep Persephone a virgin, or someone said Persephone was prettier than her. So she made Hades fall madly in love.
    -Zeus owed Hades a favor, so he said his brother could marry any one of his daughters. Eww.
    -Hades and Persephone fell in love at a party or something and wanted to date, but Demeter said no.
    -Demeter was a controlling overprotective mother, so Persephone was desperate to escape.
    -Any combo of the above
    -etc.

    • @segnos
      @segnos Рік тому

      You forgot about the hades was horny so he just kinda took her one

    • @niserresin2006
      @niserresin2006 10 місяців тому +2

      The earliest ones depict her as Hades' equal, and arguably considered scarier than him, so it's likely that she doesn't hold the kidnapping against him.
      That is my interpretation and I'm sticking to it.

  • @elliehathaway3694
    @elliehathaway3694 5 років тому +35

    7:02 just shows how naive and young Persephone is and how adult hades is
    He protects her but still treats her as an equal and she loves him and gives him someone to be with and to care about

  • @FatalHog
    @FatalHog 2 роки тому +7

    4:20 i dont know what it is, but i just find the way yall draw these characters just, adorable.

  • @Mario_Angel_Medina
    @Mario_Angel_Medina 2 роки тому +50

    You gotta love Izanagi's dad jokes... one could even say they're "God-tier"

    • @MaenadicFox
      @MaenadicFox 11 місяців тому +2

      Take my like and heres the door 👉 🚪

  • @keybladechosn1
    @keybladechosn1 4 роки тому +90

    Orpheus to Hades and Persephone: "La la la la la la la"

    • @cqstlupin6074
      @cqstlupin6074 4 роки тому

      Orpheus to Hades and Persephone: "Kaze no koe hikari no tsubu madoro mu kimi ni sosogu"

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 роки тому +7

      *epic 3 intensifies*