Royal Marine hilariously takes the piss out of officers

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  • @Chebab-Chebab
    @Chebab-Chebab 7 років тому +3997

    Damnation, man. Just the one glass of wine.Where are we, Iraq !?

    • @rofln00b
      @rofln00b 7 років тому +37

      Well you wouldn't want to be drunk on the field, now would you?

    • @aquadragon1
      @aquadragon1 7 років тому +94

      Bet on it. More troops have been drunk out there than sober.

    • @imnotgivingmyname_toamachine
      @imnotgivingmyname_toamachine 7 років тому +4

      Cheers.

    • @wikieditspam
      @wikieditspam 7 років тому +7

      Hey that's nothing to turn your nose up at if you'll also get a full flask and a shot of port.

    • @barbarahallinan1151
      @barbarahallinan1151 7 років тому +1

      las malvinas argentina

  • @paulmryglod4802
    @paulmryglod4802 7 років тому +834

    deliver that box behind enemy lines, have entire regiment packed inside.

  • @peterf6620
    @peterf6620 7 років тому +4222

    And then they have Chef Gordon Ramsay to cook it.

    • @eternalconcern3932
      @eternalconcern3932 7 років тому +96

      Chief Gordon Ramsay, I think you meant to say.

    • @igloo54
      @igloo54 7 років тому +32

      Legendary Junk Mail "Master Chef" Gordon Ramsey.

    • @komay
      @komay 7 років тому +3

      No. He means Chef.

    • @marcinfilipkiewicz6635
      @marcinfilipkiewicz6635 7 років тому +25

      It's fucking raw!

    • @tobyowen8653
      @tobyowen8653 7 років тому +6

      As seen in this video
      ua-cam.com/video/Zs8c_c_awGs/v-deo.html

  • @MrBawa480
    @MrBawa480 7 років тому +3857

    This is obviously fake, we all know that no proper British officer would stand a FRENCH baguette.

    • @Zulikas69
      @Zulikas69 7 років тому +184

      AND WERE IS TEA?

    • @tomabenas964
      @tomabenas964 7 років тому +83

      That comes with the second box, I mean, Us brits managed to create the tardis box, but it still can only hold so much.

    • @evanh2057
      @evanh2057 7 років тому +3

      this video is soooo fake

    • @tomabenas964
      @tomabenas964 7 років тому +41

      evan H20 , no shit Sherlock, the marine is pokin fun at officers

    • @wb5729
      @wb5729 7 років тому +3

      Karl Poppa' idiot of course it's fake!

  • @MrRiggle350
    @MrRiggle350 7 років тому +674

    Screw top bottles of wine and port? The budget cuts really have hit all ranks.

  • @zoltancsikos5604
    @zoltancsikos5604 7 років тому +1307

    That box is the most impressive thing here. Is it a wormhole to another dimension? Fuck yes.

    • @woody2327
      @woody2327 7 років тому +5

      Kinda makes you want one, doesn't it?

    • @CobraRedstone
      @CobraRedstone 7 років тому +12

      How do you think the officers keep their dildos hidden? ;)

    • @wikieditspam
      @wikieditspam 7 років тому +30

      Up their ass.

    • @Denisowator
      @Denisowator 7 років тому +2

      wikieditspam it's actually a wormhole from their throat, to their ass.

    • @tobiasziesmann1720
      @tobiasziesmann1720 7 років тому +4

      It's the Tardis from Doctor Who of course.

  • @OldToughDW
    @OldToughDW 7 років тому +1027

    I love the Brit's dry humor.

    • @rogue10spartan98
      @rogue10spartan98 7 років тому +8

      OldToughDW not all Brits are like this when it comes to humour.

    • @Aurelius411
      @Aurelius411 7 років тому +3

      Scottish Spartan hello fellow scot! Saor alba!

    • @mythic_omen948
      @mythic_omen948 7 років тому +10

      Scottish Spartan he said I like the Brit's dry humor which means I like that Guy who is British who has dry humor

    • @donald_j_trump7636
      @donald_j_trump7636 5 років тому

      OldToughDW no

    • @pennywise146
      @pennywise146 5 років тому +4

      Scottish Spartan Nope...the Jocks (Scotland is part of Britain) are a right bunch of miserable bastards!😂

  • @LGNpictures
    @LGNpictures 7 років тому +279

    According to my calculations a whole baguette could never fit in that small box. Publication of my research paper can be expected within a week.

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 років тому +14

      LGN THIS IS TIMELORD TECHNOLOGY

    • @yaboinamedblank76
      @yaboinamedblank76 7 років тому +21

      And LGN was never seen again...

    • @amaethon2117
      @amaethon2117 7 років тому +2

      LGN What is life?

    • @YorkshireFox1009
      @YorkshireFox1009 7 років тому +25

      Much like the county of origin, French baguettes are known to bend under even the slightest pressure

    • @euanmaccarthy4617
      @euanmaccarthy4617 7 років тому +5

      Royal Fox I'm done. I'm out. This better be your own joke and not stolen because that was fucking glorious.

  • @gris186
    @gris186 7 років тому +611

    Hahaha reminds me of the *"You've got ONE pack of rations for FOUR days. Spend it wisely gentlemen!"* So while we're digging holes and hiking all day long playing pretend with our imaginary enemies in the fucking snow freezing our balls off and starving, the officers would suddenly appear with dry warm clothes and a hot meal... for themselves. Hahaha cheeky bastards

    • @Archone666
      @Archone666 7 років тому +40

      So was anyone court martialed after you cooked and ate your officers, or did the brass just say "yeah... we're gonna let this one go?"

    • @flavdawg4858
      @flavdawg4858 7 років тому

      gris186 i

    • @turbotortiose
      @turbotortiose 7 років тому +4

      gris186 Yeah, because they also go to school unlike the standard grunts...

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 7 років тому +6

      It's not actually that far from the truth back in the NS days, the officers in the army exactly used to spend their time really doing things like this, they'd even have a fucking table to eat them off no squatting on things on now with an obligatory chair to sit on as well whilst the recruits in training watched them!

    • @ABLO_dnb
      @ABLO_dnb 3 роки тому

      ‘It’s character building’ 😂😂🤬🤬😂😂😭😭

  • @alex1carm
    @alex1carm 7 років тому +315

    That ration pack was incomplete it was missing the cushion so their bottom doesn't get dirty when they sit to eat.
    Also the level of professionalism in your voice and remaining stone faced really adds to the humour of this, nice touch!
    Thank you for your service and please show the Ruperts what a real member of the forces does 👍

    • @gamealicousturtle2426
      @gamealicousturtle2426 7 років тому +2

      Where the fuck are his lads he shoulda pulled them out off it

    • @euanmaccarthy4617
      @euanmaccarthy4617 7 років тому +8

      Dissident Ace They're trying to make it look more like the soldiers rations. Smh didn't even show the sterilized pop up tent, en suite inflatable bathroom or the flared you can set down to signal you want some Nandos takeaway

    • @gregorytaylor1986
      @gregorytaylor1986 6 років тому

      Dissident Ace i

  • @jackjones3657
    @jackjones3657 7 років тому +895

    Love how the Brits are so refined. "Cutlery, Civilized dining area in the field"

    • @ricardowiltshire9855
      @ricardowiltshire9855 7 років тому +55

      Jack Jones what so you eat your food with your hands muricans

    • @dongdynamics
      @dongdynamics 7 років тому

      Help me get to 10,000 subs plastic utensils and bags of food they call MRE's m9

    • @БорисГопник-у3с
      @БорисГопник-у3с 7 років тому +1

      Hell yeah

    • @booooooosh9511
      @booooooosh9511 7 років тому +20

      Jack Jones Commander: WE'RE TAKING FIRE... Me: Let me finish the dining table

    • @echospage
      @echospage 7 років тому +2

      Nah we eat off of the hood of our apache's or zulu's depends on the day, occasionally fry an egg or two.

  • @Slarti
    @Slarti 7 років тому +144

    ...and of course the obligatory toast - to our wives and sweethearts, may they never meet!

    • @thomasknowles1784
      @thomasknowles1784 7 років тому +2

      calm down Jack Aubrey

    • @barbarahallinan1151
      @barbarahallinan1151 7 років тому

      jagaral................................gibraltor espana

    • @okbutthenagain.9402
      @okbutthenagain.9402 7 років тому +1

      Barbara Hallinan . Gibraltor ENGLISH and belongs to them Brits... Suck it up snowflake.

    • @cringlecoulson
      @cringlecoulson 7 років тому

      So Ceuta and Melilla are African then Barbara??? Fucking idiot Spaniard all butt hurt because your country has another countries presence...it's ok for spain to have over seas territories because they see themselves as superior,, but there is also a more superior country to Spain and they have some of your land aswell lol😂😂

  • @nobodyuknow2490
    @nobodyuknow2490 7 років тому +374

    The royal officer's pack needs to have their candle holders improved, they shouldn't be left to suffer with inferior candle holding apparatus in the field!

    • @maxhammerum7705
      @maxhammerum7705 7 років тому +3

      Nobody Uknow not enough space in that box forbsuch needless things!

    • @timearly5226
      @timearly5226 7 років тому +4

      Nobody Uknow Nor to be burdened without a proper service bell.

    • @impulse255dj
      @impulse255dj 7 років тому +2

      This is what happens when they cut military spending.

  • @katman4549
    @katman4549 7 років тому +42

    The one thing that impresses me the most is the straight face that man was able to keep during the entire skit. If I was up there, I would be trying my hardest to hide the smirk on my face and applaud the man for keeping his cool.
    God Bless you, Sir.

  • @doublehirn
    @doublehirn 7 років тому +87

    That box must have been made out of the same material my ex gf's handbag was made of.

  • @olafpayne
    @olafpayne 7 років тому +77

    "Generally in the field, you'll finish with a cheese."

    • @BiteSizeFeed
      @BiteSizeFeed 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahaha 😂😂😂 exactly what I thought... I recently read on Reddit someone described how much they were sweating and they said:
      I was sweating more than a Parachute Rgt. Sergeant sitting a literacy test 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 7 років тому +2090

    US Army ration distribution:
    "Recruit! You want an apple or an orange?"
    "Apple, Drill Sergeant!"
    "Fuck you, here's an orange."
    *Throws the fruit at him.*

    • @gilgamesh7055
      @gilgamesh7055 7 років тому +69

      #relatable

    • @AgakAgakEngineer
      @AgakAgakEngineer 7 років тому +41

      Coda Mission This made me chuckle more than it should

    • @nizzlenotes3892
      @nizzlenotes3892 7 років тому +3

      Ah the other part of your comment din't load. Now I feel silly.

    • @firetiger110
      @firetiger110 7 років тому +4

      Tiwaking Tiwaking top kek

    • @smasher123ism
      @smasher123ism 7 років тому +20

      Coda Mission sounds like the marines

  • @ghostman263
    @ghostman263 7 років тому +339

    This is a prime example of the delivery of a joke. I was trying not to laugh my ass off in the middle of the night.

    • @ghostman263
      @ghostman263 7 років тому +14

      Feder Schwert I'm Aussie mate. We say ass here.

    • @everett5374
      @everett5374 7 років тому

      mackthefatcat As*

    • @sgt.eclair
      @sgt.eclair 7 років тому +1

      David Schmidt
      Not here in the states.

    • @Sparky-uj2hp
      @Sparky-uj2hp 7 років тому +7

      no we certainly don't matey. We are British descendants, therefor we are able to speak English properly. Americans, however, struggle with speaking English and tend to refer to their rear end as a small hoofed animal of the horse family.

    • @abelincoln7473
      @abelincoln7473 7 років тому

      Ghostman... If this is your style of humor, you need to view the video on the "turbo encabulator", on youTube

  • @asdasddadasdsdknwad5532
    @asdasddadasdsdknwad5532 7 років тому +48

    British: CEASE FIRE
    Isis: ???
    British: TEA AND CRUMPETS TIME

    • @freshfrozen3035
      @freshfrozen3035 3 роки тому +2

      Isis: TEA!
      ROOM FOR ONE MORE

    • @claire4919
      @claire4919 3 роки тому +2

      Or a good game of football before we shoot ya ⚽👉💨

  • @DB-qw6xq
    @DB-qw6xq 2 роки тому +18

    Speaking as a retired British Army officer, I liked the officers ration pack that came with fresh Scottish game. This helped with the more complicated officer decision making and allowed better bowel movement which in turn showed control and leadership competency.

  • @physixcs7157
    @physixcs7157 7 років тому +725

    The magical box 😀

    • @lancerofblue3662
      @lancerofblue3662 7 років тому +27

      "It's bigger on the inside>"

    • @gamersans4403
      @gamersans4403 7 років тому +11

      it is the tardis

    • @shaunford8529
      @shaunford8529 7 років тому +9

      that's what she said

    • @wikieditspam
      @wikieditspam 7 років тому +5

      I'm surprised Thing didn't hand him anything.

    • @EmyrPritch
      @EmyrPritch 7 років тому

      Physixcs its marry popinses box.......

  • @ph11p3540
    @ph11p3540 7 років тому +1060

    Can this extra dimentional pocket universe box be used for the officer to dive into and hide when real shit hits the fan?

    • @MonMalthias
      @MonMalthias 7 років тому +25

      If they can squeeze their portly frame into the diameter of an ORP, and maybe take the cutlery out first so they're not poking themselves, sure.

    • @ph11p3540
      @ph11p3540 7 років тому +8

      lol. Yes, they have to maintain proper form behind their own men.

    • @Dies1r4e
      @Dies1r4e 7 років тому +5

      British Officers don't even have the good sense to duck for in coming fire....you think they will hide from excrement impellers?

    • @Seraphinus112
      @Seraphinus112 7 років тому +9

      Biji Mustard Gas 1988 officers are only there to steal the fame or to take the blame lol.

    • @Misterunnamed
      @Misterunnamed 7 років тому +18

      British Officers don't duck. Looks bad in front of the men.

  • @uppercut2246
    @uppercut2246 8 років тому +1098

    Thing is he's not joking..

    • @emojigaming8369
      @emojigaming8369 7 років тому +17

      upper cut yeah he is how did they fit a beget in the box

    • @Jackwylde68
      @Jackwylde68 7 років тому +17

      Emoji Gaming hole in the table

    • @BernieTheBoxer
      @BernieTheBoxer 7 років тому +42

      which is why the RM officer has to carry a bigger pack and do all the commando tests measurably faster than an enlisted Marine! But seriously, hilarious! Big respect to anyone who earns the green cloth.

    • @andrewmccloud8581
      @andrewmccloud8581 7 років тому +5

      I spy a Sherlock.

    • @KurtisTheLoyalBriton
      @KurtisTheLoyalBriton 7 років тому +3

      Well an Officer has the good grace of our Queen to be able to have it :).

  • @1989Chrisc
    @1989Chrisc 7 років тому +36

    Candle was just tipping over as the video ended lol

  • @bluecollarcanuck
    @bluecollarcanuck 7 років тому +14

    Things You Never Want To Hear: When a newly-commissioned 2/Lt. says "In my experience..."

  • @beerborn
    @beerborn 7 років тому +40

    BULLY BEEF!! I WANT MY BULLY BEEF!!

  • @joshusdog7677
    @joshusdog7677 7 років тому +53

    I died at the French baguette xD

    • @apropercuppa8612
      @apropercuppa8612 7 років тому +11

      Joshu's Dog It's how he looks at it. It's brilliant.

    • @Corvid
      @Corvid 7 років тому +2

      Fantastic army humour, absolutely deadpan, considered right down to the last detail. Even the look of disdain on his face is absolutely genuine, rubbing his hands on his top to either show disgust at handling food fit for officers, or implying that everything is so fresh it still slightly damp from being in the fridge, fucking flawless!

  • @lukecampbell5553
    @lukecampbell5553 7 років тому +29

    xd they way he looked at the falling candle at the end

  • @eb3279
    @eb3279 7 років тому +2

    How does he do this with a straight face and even voice? Amazing.

  • @ZicajosProductions
    @ZicajosProductions 7 років тому +15

    2:15 - I love how he gently presents the wine to the audience.

  • @3204clivesinclair
    @3204clivesinclair 7 років тому +31

    Nice! However, I served in a armoured cavalry regiment in West Germany in the 1970's and Officer DID dine like this in the field (including some regimental silver) !!

  • @theangrykorean5194
    @theangrykorean5194 7 років тому +11

    that dry Brit humor with a deadpan delivery can't be beat.

  • @zipscool
    @zipscool 7 років тому +12

    Haha, I actually remember having one of my corporals do almost this exact same spiel on our first field exercise in Phase One. Up until he reached in and pulled out a newspaper, we all actually believed it was legit too

  • @eldenwyatt266
    @eldenwyatt266 7 років тому +1

    This guy's box is like freaking Mary Poppin's bag.

  • @smudgerbugg
    @smudgerbugg 3 роки тому +5

    Lost it as soon as you whipped out the candle 😂
    I couldn't have kept a straight face doing that.

  • @truckertom3323
    @truckertom3323 7 років тому +169

    Hide the prismatic compass and maps.

    • @ivanchavez7862
      @ivanchavez7862 7 років тому +4

      hahahahahaha...
      (shit my pants laughing)...hahahahaha...!!!
      best comment ever!

    • @bazjones7349
      @bazjones7349 7 років тому +10

      Tom Keir quote " the most dangerous thing in the world ,an officer with a map and compass"👍👍👍

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 7 років тому +8

      every driver who had an officer with a map and a compass knows, you dont interrupt the officer when he decides where to go on the map, when the map and the compass is layed down on the vehicles engine roof...... allways a classic

    • @MrEvanfriend
      @MrEvanfriend 7 років тому +4

      Also, any direction an officer with a map is facing is automatically north.

    • @attackhelicopter7403
      @attackhelicopter7403 7 років тому +2

      Evan Friend true...
      And never disturb him when he makes a mistake, it only takes longer cause he than has the urge to explain to you why he is the officer and you the staff Sgt...
      Good old times

  • @ariguest596
    @ariguest596 7 років тому +43

    Where else would our tax go?

    • @mateodios363
      @mateodios363 7 років тому +24

      Henry Guest sadly to housing and giving all of it to immagrints who flee from their own country instead of fight. And then make it our problem.

    • @DipDip3008
      @DipDip3008 7 років тому

      +Tim Gurkins Oh piss off

    • @mateodios363
      @mateodios363 7 років тому +5

      DipDip suck it

    • @mateodios363
      @mateodios363 7 років тому +3

      Funny how it's a majority of men who come over and very little women and children in comparison.

    • @mateodios363
      @mateodios363 7 років тому

      Gainsley Harriott Young men? Ahaha, I'm not sure if you're aware that it middle aged men who come to our country and very little women and children.

  • @anobody6234
    @anobody6234 7 років тому +11

    I love how he kept a strait face the entire time

  • @needsmoreboosters4264
    @needsmoreboosters4264 7 років тому +20

    The baguette is hilarious compared to the box. I think the guy was trying not to smile.

  • @mikeb2575
    @mikeb2575 Рік тому +3

    We know it's a French baguette because it surrendered at the first opportunity...

  • @icefrog6343
    @icefrog6343 7 років тому +46

    For some reason I kept noticing him constantly rubbing his hands on his clothes

    • @Rose-ff8gd
      @Rose-ff8gd 7 років тому +53

      The residual residue from the wormhole probably irritates the bare skin.

    • @danyvarna5094
      @danyvarna5094 7 років тому +1

      Unhygienic peasant!

    • @mrmonstermunch3925
      @mrmonstermunch3925 7 років тому +26

      It's because of the French baguette.

    • @tom4o461
      @tom4o461 7 років тому +23

      He touched something french

    • @lovelylukey18
      @lovelylukey18 7 років тому +6

      P. R. R. Gotta get that frog scent of

  • @Falco2847
    @Falco2847 7 років тому +65

    Don't kid yourself chaps. I wish this were the case! But the boys always leave you with 11 and 19 as they get food first. This means no Sausage and Beans for morning routine. But a delightful Bean and Vegatable stew that resembles some form of paste.
    Also means Instead of the Malaysian Green Curry or the Pasta and Meatballs, you have to make do with the Vegetarian Tuna Curry (I have not a fu**ing clue what is really in there). And they never have the right puree pack or peanut mix in there for your scoff on Tabbing.... The Port is a nice touch though.

    • @finnianquail8881
      @finnianquail8881 7 років тому

      Use the Force Harry If you are *in* the army shouldn't you be doing something else...

    • @Falco2847
      @Falco2847 7 років тому +21

      40% of my time is spent looking at Memes.

    • @Karuiko
      @Karuiko 7 років тому +2

      Pretty much.

    • @CoriolanoCerulo
      @CoriolanoCerulo 7 років тому +2

      More like 90 percent waiting while trying to look busy.

    • @Digitize27
      @Digitize27 7 років тому +6

      I'd love to know what the hell a vegetarian Tuna is

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 7 років тому +11

    Does every damn brit have such a good sense of humor?

  • @peterwhitaker4038
    @peterwhitaker4038 2 роки тому +2

    'don't worry baldrick, myself and Captain Darling will be right behind you as you go over the top.' (Blackadder): YES..ABOUT THREE MILES BEHIND YOU!

  • @StonedRedneckMarine
    @StonedRedneckMarine 7 років тому +5

    As an enlisted US Marine I find this to be gold. very well done brother.

  • @grim-me6ki
    @grim-me6ki 7 років тому +19

    At the start I thought this was real then I saw the plate and the salt and the salmon

  • @thomasfinlay280
    @thomasfinlay280 7 років тому +7

    Guess who's doing PT for the rest of the week 😂

  • @hac3359
    @hac3359 5 років тому +8

    Guys, we all know this was created for the SAS in 1941. When they snuck behind enemy lines, they used it to negotiate with the germans, have a bit of banter, while the rest of the lads tinkered with their hardware, and blew it up.

  • @GolfingInParadise783
    @GolfingInParadise783 Рік тому +1

    No rock hard treacle pudding then like when I was a nod 😂😂 hoofing this tbf ha

  • @AppleCiderVinegar77
    @AppleCiderVinegar77 6 років тому +6

    Having to wrap the video up quick so the candle doesn’t fall over and burn down the Merseyside barracks there lol 😂

  • @oRuBiiKZz
    @oRuBiiKZz 8 років тому +66

    merseyside yes la 👌 funny video im training atm but been put back till august already passed me aptitude test just smashing training as much as i can on the certain areas that i need to and developing a stronger mindset

    • @i_know_youre_right_but
      @i_know_youre_right_but 7 років тому +3

      scott heywood good luck buddy, you'll smash it.

    • @Notaffiliated1
      @Notaffiliated1 7 років тому

      More important that all the pt on earth is self discipline, yes of course be as fit as possible but the self discipline will make your life so much easier and remove so much stress in the mornings/on inspection ect

    • @williamlewis4318
      @williamlewis4318 7 років тому +5

      Good luck in the four Commando tests!

    • @gundamfan2020
      @gundamfan2020 7 років тому +5

      scott heywood keep at it bud and good luck fuck the mind fuck the body it's sheer will to be the best the rest follows

  • @j.shorter4716
    @j.shorter4716 7 років тому +219

    "Royal marine hilariously takes the piss out of officers"

    • @James-dq7oi
      @James-dq7oi 7 років тому +14

      He just seems mildly miffed about it all

    • @keitjan
      @keitjan 7 років тому

      *PISS, YOU BITCH*

    • @Elzimbabwe.
      @Elzimbabwe. 7 років тому +3

      I can read too

    • @christopherforrester1691
      @christopherforrester1691 6 років тому +2

      Don't know how he kept a straight face the entire video fuckn funny as fuck if that was me I would have to try it over and over again

  • @user-ns3vs3bp3e
    @user-ns3vs3bp3e 6 років тому +36

    Obviously fake where was the string quartet to play for me while I eat? What do you think artillery cover is for if not to prevent the enemy hearing that and pinpointing my dinner party. Personally I like to travel with at least a 4 person quartet on ops and at least a moderate symphony orchestra at the fob.
    Also screw top wine and port? Somebody really need to do something about these budget cuts this is truly inhuman levels of treatment, how am I supposed to fight a war in such conditions

    • @zedarkenigma
      @zedarkenigma 6 років тому +2

      A 4 person quartet? As opposed to a 2 or 3 person quartet you mean? 😂😂

  • @lonewanderer5515
    @lonewanderer5515 3 роки тому +1

    This box would make doctor who's TARDIS jealous.

  • @mdjmurray
    @mdjmurray 7 років тому

    So deadpan! This is excellent. I don't know why I'm watching this, but it is excellent!

  • @Horus_the_Lupercal
    @Horus_the_Lupercal 7 років тому +485

    Are you sure this is not the USAF?

    • @noblealbion
      @noblealbion 7 років тому +12

      There is a union jack on the box.

    • @thogyt
      @thogyt 7 років тому +81

      T.Macca17 it's a joke

    • @spearregins2734
      @spearregins2734 7 років тому +45

      T.Macca17 Only Americans get it. And it's pretty funny.

    • @jameskan2135
      @jameskan2135 7 років тому +32

      Marcus Aurelius joke about how the usaf is cushy compared to other branches

    • @lmaoroflcopter
      @lmaoroflcopter 7 років тому +26

      James Kan pretty standard over here with the RAF too.
      Usually fight battles from 5* hotels and roof top terraces with poolside service.
      Then they're f...king late flying you back home.

  • @jackjenkins168
    @jackjenkins168 7 років тому +31

    I must admit it took me until the baguette

    • @mat3880
      @mat3880 5 років тому +4

      I can see that you are clearly an intellectual

  • @wesmatron
    @wesmatron 7 років тому +4

    You can't be a Commando unless you have a sense of humour. These guys can laugh and joke in the face of death. It's one reason why they are a supreme fighting force

  • @stevenclark8550
    @stevenclark8550 7 років тому

    LOL, nice to see the humor that enlisted take with the officers is the same on both sides of the pond!!!! Good Job Tommy!!!

  • @saamamerat1061
    @saamamerat1061 2 роки тому +2

    Did anyone notice, it did not contain any waterfowl? That is because British officers do not duck!

  • @christianquigley8095
    @christianquigley8095 8 років тому +45

    brilliant HAHAHA

  • @communist1831
    @communist1831 7 років тому +6

    WHERES THE LAMB SAAAUUUCCCEEEEE

  • @ojoemax4280
    @ojoemax4280 7 років тому +148

    Rookie mistake spoon is on the top

    • @jamesbernard3255
      @jamesbernard3255 7 років тому +26

      That's where your dessert spoon goes rookie. That's his soup spoon on the right.

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 7 років тому +3

      They forgot the fucking tea cup and saucer is what I'm most worried about!

  • @shangri-leicht8923
    @shangri-leicht8923 2 роки тому +1

    I was expecting this mate to pull out shoe polish or something the entire time

  • @ricky6608
    @ricky6608 7 років тому +478

    All I see is a floating head and arms, where's his body???

  • @pachma405
    @pachma405 7 років тому +9

    Anyone wants one of these ration packs, look for the box marked 'Rupert'.

  • @englishpatriot1446
    @englishpatriot1446 7 років тому +23

    God bless our Armed Forces.

  • @-nobody6272
    @-nobody6272 7 років тому +1

    I was expecting a French maid to come out of the box...dang it!! Wrong box!

  • @berner
    @berner 2 роки тому +1

    No tea? No scones? Damn cut backs.

  • @spitfirewonderbolts1709
    @spitfirewonderbolts1709 7 років тому +5

    all my respect for what you do for our country

  • @Uocjat
    @Uocjat 7 років тому +32

    Geez and here all we Danes get is a keg of mead and a hunting spear

  • @Ethan_Roberts
    @Ethan_Roberts 7 років тому +12

    All the food and things are moving by themselves, that is because we can't see the marine in camo.

  • @lindgrenland
    @lindgrenland 7 років тому +2

    Forget the the rations, we need to develop this incredible box technology. Imagine infantry carrying their armoured vehicles with them, instead of the other way around.

  • @imnosuperman9935
    @imnosuperman9935 Рік тому

    You can bet that cammo table cloth came out of the box too, brilliant this😂😂

  • @ciaranmacphail2124
    @ciaranmacphail2124 7 років тому +7

    Did anyone else notice the candle slowly falling at 2:59?

  • @nexu6517
    @nexu6517 7 років тому +12

    Despicable. How could they let the officers have such inferior candles that fall over while they're eating?

  • @SiggyCloud
    @SiggyCloud 7 років тому +19

    411 officers didn't like this video.

    • @willmoore7582
      @willmoore7582 2 роки тому

      Boo hoo. Also that insubordinate young pup was then stripped of his rank and shot at dawn. Bloody commoners!

  • @Spoon_278
    @Spoon_278 3 роки тому

    Anyone else notice the candle falling at the end😂 entire set proceeded to go up in flames...
    The sirloin was cooked perfectly

  • @wheelchairby284
    @wheelchairby284 7 років тому +2

    I love how they ended the video just as the candle was falling down.

  • @ggaiakiei
    @ggaiakiei 7 років тому +7

    You forgot the *FOKIN LAZER SIGHTS*

  • @gordyrtid
    @gordyrtid 7 років тому +20

    How often does someone need to wipe there hands Wtaf

    • @Awsomes141
      @Awsomes141 7 років тому +15

      Gordon Smith grab some raw meat and tell me your hands don't feel dirty

    • @PetrolPigeon66
      @PetrolPigeon66 7 років тому +2

      Gordon Smith I imagine that because he's waiting for the person under the table to pass up the food and he wants to make the wait seem intentional.

    • @pepebeezon772
      @pepebeezon772 7 років тому

      Herecomedatboi I still won't wipe it knowing I would have to grab more raw meat later

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 7 років тому +1

      Gordon Smith if your an officer of her majesty's military every ten minutes twice that if your on parade

    • @gordyrtid
      @gordyrtid 7 років тому

      dion woollaston not if you're on parade your kit would look awfa chippy

  • @cximines
    @cximines 7 років тому +7

    the royal marines must have access to some form of tardis-like technology for all that shit to fit in there....

    • @Alucard-gt1zf
      @Alucard-gt1zf 7 років тому +9

      CXimines where do you think we train the timelords?

  • @PaulLundgren1970
    @PaulLundgren1970 4 роки тому +1

    Did I miss the silk napkin?
    Seriously, the deadpan is strong with this one.

  • @ParminderKaur-fe4iv
    @ParminderKaur-fe4iv 7 років тому +2

    My dad is a lieutenant colonel in the royal navy. I showed him this video and he found this shit hilarious.

    • @darthjarjarthewise3279
      @darthjarjarthewise3279 6 років тому

      Kid Kiddo No he wasn't. Lieutenant colonel is a Army and Marines rank.

  • @originalglazed
    @originalglazed 7 років тому +4

    I was confused when he took the plate out, I was wondering how it fit in there, then I watched the rest of the video. I'm stupid

  • @darkstardavros
    @darkstardavros 7 років тому +13

    You have just got to love the Armies sense of humour. 😈 👍

  • @SteveGT0
    @SteveGT0 7 років тому +70

    do i detect a scouse accent

    • @leethomson4497
      @leethomson4497 7 років тому

      Steven Threlfall very watered down tho

    • @topsideplanet234
      @topsideplanet234 7 років тому

      One of his parents was probably a scouser that moved somewhere else later on.

    • @Jlawson165
      @Jlawson165 7 років тому +26

      He literally says Royal Marines Reserve Merseyside at the end of the video. He's probably trying to cover his accent so that more than 10 people can understand him.

    • @leethomson4497
      @leethomson4497 7 років тому

      Jlawson165 😂😂

    • @jameswright1879
      @jameswright1879 7 років тому

      Jlawson165 you are 100% correct, it's very important for any native Liverpudlian to learn to speak properly if they are going to communicate with anyone from outside of their county boundaries. Ann Robinson is a good example to all Liverpudlians

  • @Jorvaskrr
    @Jorvaskrr 7 років тому

    I really like the deadpan manner in which he presents all of this.

  • @AbenZin1
    @AbenZin1 2 роки тому +1

    You can tell he regretted getting out the sausages first...

  • @waynediffin7225
    @waynediffin7225 8 років тому +5

    haha brilliant

  • @herosstratos
    @herosstratos 7 років тому +12

    I'm missing napkins. And the candle holders I've seen in some rucksack, were noticeably nicer.

  • @djvendetta2325
    @djvendetta2325 7 років тому +41

    and the American one is a big Mac meal with a large coke and a desert of choosing

  • @JamieR1988
    @JamieR1988 7 років тому +1

    He had me dead when he whipped out the candle 😂😂

  • @GreybeardWanders
    @GreybeardWanders 3 роки тому

    Dear god, you missed the captured French champagne. Couldn't possibly set sail without it.

  • @Oh-uk5ee
    @Oh-uk5ee 7 років тому +4

    not to mention in american they can pull article 15's outta there as at there whim

  • @iwasamistake1
    @iwasamistake1 7 років тому +22

    ASMR

    • @yinyangtsd1915
      @yinyangtsd1915 7 років тому +2

      Prim3 Exile I've listened to it 10 times now

    • @bossplayerunit4563
      @bossplayerunit4563 7 років тому +5

      [ASMR] Royal Marines Officer MRE Unboxing (Not roleplay) (Soft spoken)

  • @06Delboy
    @06Delboy 7 років тому +6

    This is actually very funny and clever! but only to those in the now!
    As part of NCO training I believe, not saying I have been there, that a trained rank has to present a lecture on anything so as to learn the skills to teach. I've seen very in depth lessons on how to make a cup of tea as well!
    Take a look further on You Tube you will find some very clever, odd but satirical Royal Marine videos.
    Oh and I would say if you did not find it funny look the other way and certainly don't try and join

    • @hewesy7265
      @hewesy7265 7 років тому +2

      Derek Deans it's tradition to have a good cup of tea after victory. I actually took my teat pot, cups, plates and tea spoons out to theatre with me. Once we returned after a successful operation, time for tea.

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 7 років тому

      steven hewes "teat pot"? Really? That's a thing? LOL!

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 2 роки тому +1

    There's a Mary Poppins joke in here, someplace. I just have to think of one. 🙂

  • @liampriestman4090
    @liampriestman4090 7 років тому +2

    The platoon sergeant actually went to the effort of doing something like this on our first exercise in my phase one :')

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 3 роки тому

      We got biscuit browns and/or radios fucked at us if we didn't do methods of movement right, kind of the same thing.

  • @turblijura
    @turblijura 7 років тому +11

    I remember that, when I read Richard Aldington`s "Death of Hero" I was shocked how deep gap there is in British army between simple privates (Tommies) and officers. And I have heard it was the same during WW2 and still exist. Why is it so? In my country there are not low classes, middle class or nobeility. We are same people, live by same laws. Some just are poor, some are rich and some are wery rich. But army is the most democratic organisation of all. rich educated boy have there same chances as the son of coal-miner.

    • @constantinexi6489
      @constantinexi6489 7 років тому +2

      Every country has a form of nobility buddy, they just go by different names

    • @turblijura
      @turblijura 7 років тому

      You are wrong. We had nobility ofcourse. But they were germans and russians. All they were kicked out after WW I. My nation do not have nobility. We had, but danes and germans killed them all during Northern Crusades. So.

    • @constantinexi6489
      @constantinexi6489 7 років тому

      turblijura I wasn't using the word in a literal sense

    • @patrickheslip7420
      @patrickheslip7420 7 років тому +2

      In truth, the pay gap between enlisted ranks and junior officers in the British Army is actually rather small, a Corporal (non commissioned officer who leads an 8 man section) can actually be paid more than the lieutenant in charge of their platoon (three sections plus command group) where the experience gap is large enough. Sergeants (the senior non commissioned officer in a 30ish person platoon) are almost always paid more than the lieutenant and can with sufficient seniority be on more money than a captain.
      It actually makes a lot of sense, junior commissioned officer ranks are basically the training/screening to try to get competent field rank officers.

    • @danyvarna5094
      @danyvarna5094 7 років тому +1

      Because more is expected from officers. The soviets tried the no class route in the army and changed their tune sharply in 1942 do to lack of willingness to make decisions and surrender/ shirking rates equaling the ones of the conscripts. From then on to this very day they emphasize the officers over the men. I understand Russian so I assure you of that! You cant expect a man to give more then the average if you treat him as an average :-) sadly