THE MOST FUNNIEST BRITSH SOLDIER

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  • @crybaby703
    @crybaby703 5 років тому +18423

    “Dad, what did you do 10 years ago?”
    Dad:

    • @haltocarrick5504
      @haltocarrick5504 5 років тому +312

      Dad: I used my GMG *P* , with fookin purpose

    • @TheKingEd1tor
      @TheKingEd1tor 4 роки тому +50

      WELCOME TO MTV CRIBS

    • @lad8142
      @lad8142 4 роки тому +7

      True

    • @Creedio90
      @Creedio90 4 роки тому +2

      Rxspzct funni meme format

    • @Cheemster
      @Cheemster 4 роки тому +8

      how in the world does this have 6.3k likes but only 6 comments??

  • @Thegoldenerabodybuilding
    @Thegoldenerabodybuilding 5 років тому +4935

    " We got open fresh air widows,.... Bulletproof in fact" 😂🤣😂

    • @hotdog9259
      @hotdog9259 4 роки тому +81

      Can't break a window that doesn't exist

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 роки тому +9

      You see Ivan when you have net over hole enemy knows not if I has a bullet proof windows

    • @sirsupesafro7637
      @sirsupesafro7637 4 роки тому +5

      @@centurion756 i read this in a Russian accent and it made me chuckle

    • @centurion756
      @centurion756 4 роки тому +5

      @@sirsupesafro7637 well now I am happy

    • @deathswitch2008
      @deathswitch2008 4 роки тому +5

      ah yes the standard issue bulletproof fresh air windows, used in every military installation

  • @uselesspatty4235
    @uselesspatty4235 6 років тому +4343

    Enemy Sniper:THIS GUY WON'T STAY PUT .
    British Soilder:THESE ARE BULLET PROOF WINDOWS.

    • @itsyaboibenjones4279
      @itsyaboibenjones4279 5 років тому +135

      *Shakes in Taliban*

    • @Gussyboy06
      @Gussyboy06 5 років тому +105

      The enemy wont shoot him because he has the balls to take his plate carrier off

    • @somerandomdumbass7433
      @somerandomdumbass7433 5 років тому +23

      *speak in bomb wire language*

    • @dogz7506
      @dogz7506 5 років тому +17

      *Speak in vest underneath the shirt with a detonator in hand language*

    • @ItsGorka
      @ItsGorka 4 роки тому +10

      Anonymous Chill Born in Wales, made in the British army.

  • @MrMarkguth
    @MrMarkguth 3 роки тому +2508

    It’s now 2021, hope he and his mates are still alive to laugh at this

    • @dWFnZWVr
      @dWFnZWVr 3 роки тому +263

      I posted a link here a while back to a fb repost of this video where he was tagged. I think it’s been removed now because I assume people bothered the bloke-my bad lol. But, yes, those in the video are alive and well.

    • @stephenbranigan3303
      @stephenbranigan3303 2 роки тому +10

      Me too

    • @xixi1x34
      @xixi1x34 2 роки тому +1

      Oh than it's nice if he is alive.

    • @auberginereverie
      @auberginereverie 2 роки тому +10

      Some guy called "RandomGary" claims to be that extra dude. He has a reaction video of it and it will come second if you search it.

    • @icealkion
      @icealkion 2 роки тому +21

      2022 now

  • @lemmy6782
    @lemmy6782 4 роки тому +11603

    This is what happens to a Brit squadie when the tea rations are running low

    • @goldcut3281
      @goldcut3281 4 роки тому +41

      Haha your funny...not

    • @dudeskie2000
      @dudeskie2000 4 роки тому +224

      @@goldcut3281 triggered

    • @aarongofford3517
      @aarongofford3517 4 роки тому +134

      Blunty 1 I’m English and thought this was funny 😂

    • @dudeskie2000
      @dudeskie2000 4 роки тому +65

      @@aarongofford3517 So am i. i was replying to the other dude who didnt rhink it was funny...

    • @lemmy6782
      @lemmy6782 4 роки тому +39

      @@dudeskie2000 me too we got to have our cuppers fk the ammo aslong as the tetleys gets thru 😀

  • @lauralishes1
    @lauralishes1 3 роки тому +8065

    People like this are so valuable in the military. He probably got a lot of soldiers through their time even more than he knows.

    • @augustferdinand6462
      @augustferdinand6462 3 роки тому +274

      You speak the truth. Thinking positive is everything in shitty situations such as war.

    • @arandomkreiger2191
      @arandomkreiger2191 3 роки тому +10

      Pma

    • @markiv2361
      @markiv2361 3 роки тому +53

      yeah, that sums up the british armed forces, a bunch of clowns with guns.

    • @markiv2361
      @markiv2361 3 роки тому +107

      @@noblesix8549 no, I myself am British and my comment ment they act like clowns, they are great soldiers I just meant they had a good sense of humor

    • @Interdiction
      @Interdiction 3 роки тому +1

      @@noblesix8549 He meant CLOWNS .He is not to be trusted

  • @superdotnsw
    @superdotnsw 6 років тому +4052

    ARMA 4 leaked gameplay

    • @allenbackbone
      @allenbackbone 5 років тому +66

      Someone needs to make a goddamn mod for Arma 3 with this blessed of a man

    • @Syrruies
      @Syrruies 5 років тому +21

      THIS HAS TO BE THE TRAILER FOR ARMA 4

    • @itsyaboibenjones4279
      @itsyaboibenjones4279 5 років тому +7

      *Leaked footage of Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 4 (Colourized)*

    • @ps4trolling681
      @ps4trolling681 5 років тому

      Super Dot not a good idea

    • @kate86ss
      @kate86ss 5 років тому

      😂

  • @russellwilliams4317
    @russellwilliams4317 3 роки тому +329

    I served plenty with the British in the ME and can only say one thing---badass! They would NEVER give ground nor lose face. A force to be reckoned with!

  • @mihailshevchenko2368
    @mihailshevchenko2368 5 років тому +20162

    I can sense the pushups this guy had to do after his platoon officer saw the video

    • @mistakenface5316
      @mistakenface5316 5 років тому +3096

      Turns out that he is the platoon leader

    • @dylanmcgarry5993
      @dylanmcgarry5993 5 років тому +580

      Mistaken Face hahaha ha. Laughing my head off of that was the case.

    • @aaronlol6703
      @aaronlol6703 5 років тому +142

      Oof lad

    • @paxmosley5950
      @paxmosley5950 5 років тому +1040

      Nah , our military allow this shit to amuse our men for morale boost , unlike the American military

    • @johncalabria1607
      @johncalabria1607 5 років тому +308

      Probably none, there’s no real infringement in this video. You could make an opsec argument, but I think it’s weak at best, nonexistent most likely

  • @souravdash3230
    @souravdash3230 4 роки тому +20553

    This is what happens when a British drinks coffee instead of tea

    • @jmemphisTX
      @jmemphisTX 4 роки тому +137

      Ohh look, Another American that probably has never even left his fucking state

    • @TheRealBleach
      @TheRealBleach 4 роки тому +333

      @jamie cole It's a joke, we are supposed to be the best at banter and sarcasm mate you are a disgrace to the nation lol.

    • @holmes6878
      @holmes6878 4 роки тому +191

      @@jmemphisTX its a joke, dont go insulting dudes

    • @jmemphisTX
      @jmemphisTX 4 роки тому +13

      Ignatius Holmes or what ?

    • @giraffe5967
      @giraffe5967 4 роки тому +73

      Why do Americans come up with the most original comments 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂

  • @carnaljohnson4399
    @carnaljohnson4399 6 років тому +4286

    “I’m the general, using this machine gun, with fookin purpose.”

  • @saxonstacker7269
    @saxonstacker7269 3 роки тому +240

    Soldier's humour is unique. Humour out of adversity. Brilliant.

  • @Patrick-er2ld
    @Patrick-er2ld 4 роки тому +1946

    commander: where's the backup
    The backup: welcome to MTV cribs

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 роки тому +29

      patthemightymat Commander: can we order 50 more of this guy?

  • @helpfulhandgrenade1472
    @helpfulhandgrenade1472 5 років тому +2719

    Man suffers Delirium from tea withdraw (2009)

    • @jeffhickingson174
      @jeffhickingson174 5 років тому +35

      NOW THATS NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT A WELSH we like faking cider and beer

    • @wsketchy
      @wsketchy 5 років тому +5

      @@jeffhickingson174 yeah thought I saw a dragon tattooed on his back thanks for the confirmation

    • @Xander_Zimmermann
      @Xander_Zimmermann 5 років тому +4

      Especially when we Americans throw it in the Boston harbor. 🤣🤣🤣🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @wsketchy
      @wsketchy 5 років тому +14

      @@Xander_Zimmermann well that comment was unwarranted wasn't it

    • @rubio1290
      @rubio1290 5 років тому +4

      Americans are British you moron

  • @rjtp2552
    @rjtp2552 5 років тому +1402

    I mean, he's not wrong about the windows being bullet-proof. Nothing breaks.

    • @alexriv1737
      @alexriv1737 4 роки тому

      @Ghost God Gamingwut

    • @norbertvarga1210
      @norbertvarga1210 4 роки тому +13

      Just your skull

    • @liquidleopard4495
      @liquidleopard4495 4 роки тому

      Was it not funny when the soldier said it?

    • @SomeKrieger
      @SomeKrieger 4 роки тому

      RJ TP ya and it’s just fucking Magic when a corpse comes around. Use the fuckers as sand bags.

  • @benivinson3693
    @benivinson3693 3 роки тому +1316

    If the rest of the army had the energy this man had we’d still have the empire

    • @InceyWincey
      @InceyWincey 3 роки тому +54

      They do, unfortunately the military aren’t actually run by the military but by politicians.
      Much of the military wanted to govern the empire very differently to how Whitehall wanted it done, and there are practically thousands of newspaper articles written by various figures from all parts of the establishment, but especially the military, warning that it could only ever lead to revolt. Books were even written on the subject.
      The biggest problem the military has is that it isn’t allowed to run things how it would really like to in its jurisdiction, because if they did everything would run perfectly and everyone would be safe and well provisioned, and then the public at home wouldn’t be scared of the military, which in turn would undermine the governments fundamental basis for control, and there would be nothing stopping the general public from more actively demanding the government be held to account.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 роки тому +7

      @@InceyWincey yeah. In my opinion militaries should not be run by politicians.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 роки тому +1

      @@InceyWincey how did the military want to govern the empire?

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 роки тому +4

      @@InceyWincey what is the fundamental basis of a governments control? The military? Surely someone realises that military members are normal people and that in a government tyranny like situation most of the military would usually side with the people.

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 2 роки тому +3

      @@Cooldude-ko7ps Yeap. Sure helped the jews in Germany. And the 100m dead soviets or Chinese. But yeah. They’ll side with you.

  • @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB
    @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB 4 роки тому +3234

    He really is, boosting their morale.

    • @blurred939
      @blurred939 4 роки тому +36

      Yeah. And Soldiers like him are necessary in today’s Military.

    • @GruesomePizza1992
      @GruesomePizza1992 3 роки тому +15

      There's always a few platoon clowns, this is hilarious.

    • @LOLMGS
      @LOLMGS 2 роки тому +3

      @@GruesomePizza1992 he was maby one of the school clowns and just evolved into that
      Lol

    • @StanOwden
      @StanOwden 2 роки тому

      You really need a high moral to kill innocent civilians.

    • @Pmp_258
      @Pmp_258 Рік тому +5

      Bros carrying morale on his back

  • @frederickt8423
    @frederickt8423 4 роки тому +8571

    I love how people used to post videos on UA-cam just for fun and not for the cash

  • @liamf4056
    @liamf4056 5 років тому +30326

    How to get 1 million views:
    •Low quality camera
    •No clickbait
    •Post before 2012

    • @saucesfc8946
      @saucesfc8946 5 років тому +308

      Liam SF and wait 5 - 10 years later

    • @rdpmedia4606
      @rdpmedia4606 5 років тому +203

      They have a low quality video because they can’t bring these huge cameras to Afghanistan and fight a war...

    • @salesconsultant9294
      @salesconsultant9294 5 років тому +178

      @@rdpmedia4606 Or the fact it was probably recorded earlier than 2010?

    • @bullshitter905
      @bullshitter905 5 років тому +33

      SalesConsultant no no that can’t be it

    • @echothegecko5248
      @echothegecko5248 5 років тому +27

      Ryan Pfister or it was because this was in 2010 when we didn’t have good cameras like today

  • @datboiashy2957
    @datboiashy2957 2 роки тому +248

    The fact that he's in the sun, with no clouds, is enough for me to think he's the strongest Brit ever

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco Рік тому +8

      This is what happened when us Brits have too much sun

    • @herknorth8691
      @herknorth8691 11 місяців тому +1

      "Mad dogs and Englishmen"

    • @LondonBikerReal
      @LondonBikerReal 11 місяців тому +1

      @@loco4loco Cant blame them when they are out training in Wales and Scotland in the hills and mountains toughest terrain we got in our backyard as its just always shit raining sideways, muddy, cold and always groggy. Give a Brit sun like that they don't know where to put their emotions xD Usually bogged down from the weather

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco 11 місяців тому

      @@LondonBikerReal indeed

    • @nigelsheppard625
      @nigelsheppard625 3 місяці тому

      ​@@herknorth8691This one is Welsh.

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB2001 4 роки тому +9013

    *An enemy soldier watching all of this through his scope*
    Enemy One: What do you see?
    Enemy Two: It's very complicated

    • @BBoySnakeDogG
      @BBoySnakeDogG 4 роки тому +296

      "They're just standing there...talking"
      "What are they talking about?"

    • @Phobos_Thanatos
      @Phobos_Thanatos 4 роки тому +83

      Tea n shit brother

    • @jako4576
      @jako4576 4 роки тому +40

      @@BBoySnakeDogG "You know what . . . . I fucking hate you."

    • @Csolracl
      @Csolracl 4 роки тому +25

      Geary rvb reference?

    • @olly_evans
      @olly_evans 4 роки тому +98

      "It appears to be some sort of mating ritual"

  • @BruMonger
    @BruMonger 5 років тому +2636

    Imagine him doing running commentary during a war 😂

    • @dogz7506
      @dogz7506 5 років тому +171

      “IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU’LL SEE AN ISIS MEMBER WITH A SNIPER RIFLE TRYING TO HIT OUR HEADS WITH LIVE ROUNDS!”

    • @ArialArialArial
      @ArialArialArial 4 роки тому +31

      ALL THE ALLIES THE ENEMIES BRAKE DOWN OF LAGHIN AND THE WAR STOPS HAHAHA

    • @drugdealer4357
      @drugdealer4357 4 роки тому +1

      Where I don't see any

    • @coolsceegaming6178
      @coolsceegaming6178 4 роки тому +2

      Giovanni Stirapanny i’d join that war in an instant just to be in his division.

    • @hank6624
      @hank6624 4 роки тому +3

      "IF YOU LOOK ON YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE A TANK COMING OUR WAY AND IT'S SHOOTING AT US BUT IT KEEPS MISSING!!"

  • @napoleonbonaparte4951
    @napoleonbonaparte4951 4 роки тому +4216

    And that's how Britain conquered half the world

    • @Flakz911
      @Flakz911 4 роки тому +74

      Absolute madness

    • @Flakz911
      @Flakz911 4 роки тому +102

      @Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ like your country never invaded anywhere lol the difference is we conquered while you get your ass kicked

    • @lordsofafan372
      @lordsofafan372 4 роки тому +60

      @Qᴜɪᴄᴋ Sᴀɴᴅ twat 😂

    • @Vivigreeny25
      @Vivigreeny25 4 роки тому +6

      This reply section, oml-

    • @fennymitch2019
      @fennymitch2019 4 роки тому +3

      lords of afan I agree

  • @TheREALJWMGaming
    @TheREALJWMGaming 3 роки тому +362

    And here we have, the GPMG, or as I like to call it, the GMGP - I'm the General, using this Machine-Gun, with fucking Purpose"
    Love it😂🤣😂

    • @Mod-rw9cw
      @Mod-rw9cw 3 роки тому +2

      Gimpy

    • @yuripuri639
      @yuripuri639 3 роки тому +8

      GMGP does sound better than General Purpose Machine Gun.

    • @nepnepguythegreatestofall
      @nepnepguythegreatestofall Рік тому +2

      Introducing the fully automatic General Machine-Gun Purpose

    • @wiretom
      @wiretom 9 місяців тому

      Killed me off that 😂

    • @saintkartano
      @saintkartano 6 місяців тому

      Ought to be on the currency!

  • @subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq
    @subscriberswithvideoscha-kz9cq 5 років тому +1795

    ok youtube recommends this to me 8 years later

  • @dangerouswater
    @dangerouswater 9 років тому +2736

    I wonder if there was a sniper 2 miles away thinking "I am having a hard time getting steady on him....."

    • @wasabiemans
      @wasabiemans 9 років тому +248

      I doubt any Afghan sniper has the weapon or skill capable of 2 miles but I get the joke lol

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 9 років тому +79

      +TheNoobStevio The AK-47 used by the Afghans can't hit a human sized target at 200 yards twice even if its stuck in a vice. To make it worse, they tend to chop off the butt and shooting it while the rifle is at their hip or way over their heads. Accuracy is not their strength.

    • @wasabiemans
      @wasabiemans 9 років тому +4

      orlock20 definitely not

    • @wasabiemans
      @wasabiemans 9 років тому +1

      ***** lol

    • @kubo0691
      @kubo0691 8 років тому +1

      lol

  • @öoööäoööä
    @öoööäoööä 6 років тому +2338

    He protecc
    He attacc
    but most importantly
    He laughs bacc

    • @DarkShadows-me2fj
      @DarkShadows-me2fj 6 років тому +10

      No man, he protecc, he attacc, but most importantly he laughs bacc

    • @öoööäoööä
      @öoööäoööä 6 років тому

      Dark Shadow haha good idea

    • @DarkShadows-me2fj
      @DarkShadows-me2fj 6 років тому

      Your welcome bro

    • @Benjiman645
      @Benjiman645 6 років тому +1

      Did you change your name yet

    • @bobthedude9424
      @bobthedude9424 6 років тому +2

      He can't protecc
      He can't attac
      Bust most importantly
      He forgot to get his pills back.

  • @mst7806
    @mst7806 Рік тому +41

    This made me laugh and smile. Greeting from Australia. I hope this bloke is having a great life after serving.

    • @floatahhh
      @floatahhh Рік тому +5

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇦🇺 you guys are our blood cousins

    • @mst7806
      @mst7806 Рік тому +3

      @@floatahhh Absolutely.

  • @eazycakes2593
    @eazycakes2593 4 роки тому +3032

    The Taliban be like “don’t kill that guy. He’s funny...”

    • @johnd.1855
      @johnd.1855 4 роки тому +18

      No replies so I'll break it. Also, 160 likes without a reply?! I'm offended for you.
      P.S I'm the 161 likes chap.

    • @koreantoaster9246
      @koreantoaster9246 4 роки тому +23

      John D. Quiet dude we all agreed not to talk to him

    • @shylz731
      @shylz731 4 роки тому +6

      LMFAOOO 💀^^^ the comments above me funny asf

    • @osmanthuswine4928
      @osmanthuswine4928 4 роки тому +3

      @@shylz731 shhhhhh

    • @wolfd89
      @wolfd89 4 роки тому +1

      like 421. sorry, not sorry.

  • @josephlim2567
    @josephlim2567 3 роки тому +5313

    The enemy sniper on the other side: "Oh shit he is back at it again"

  • @danielmcdonald2046
    @danielmcdonald2046 5 років тому +2282

    I hope he doesn't get kicked out of the army. 😂😂🤣😂

    • @WembleyGaming
      @WembleyGaming 5 років тому +174

      Daniel McDonald he’s all good and he left by his own accord a year or two ago I think

    • @Celestial1000
      @Celestial1000 5 років тому +42

      @@WembleyGaming can I get more info on that?

    • @WembleyGaming
      @WembleyGaming 5 років тому +78

      ADITYA Tiger think so mate, facebook account called FYB is an army banter page, they posted this vid and he commented on that Facebook post saying what I said

    • @sebby324
      @sebby324 5 років тому +12

      He died. Not

    • @sexysydney3502
      @sexysydney3502 5 років тому +13

      Hes the commander

  • @just_violet
    @just_violet 2 роки тому +111

    Only OG players can remember when the trailer was used as loading screen...

  • @ghostwolfsniper1981
    @ghostwolfsniper1981 4 роки тому +3225

    I like the fact that he says "biinoocculaaerrrrrs" then stares into the empty zone

  • @theburninman5907
    @theburninman5907 5 років тому +598

    9 years later, 500th time watching this shit. It's still bloody hilarious.

  • @Kyle0ng
    @Kyle0ng 3 роки тому +3692

    flares to shoot at the locals when they're fuckin' about :'D

    • @R0C4I
      @R0C4I 3 роки тому +17

      what does it mean fuckin about?

    • @Kyle0ng
      @Kyle0ng 3 роки тому +152

      @@R0C4I Messing around, acting silly.

    • @R0C4I
      @R0C4I 3 роки тому +16

      @@Kyle0ng Thanks for an answer.

    • @captaincacksparrow9517
      @captaincacksparrow9517 3 роки тому +81

      “No staff sergeant they where already burnt to a crisp when I got here, I promise”

    • @maxmccann5323
      @maxmccann5323 3 роки тому

      Fucking locals*

  • @auberginereverie
    @auberginereverie Рік тому +20

    i understood 85% of the words he said due to the cameraman laughing out loud, yet it's still enough to give me a good laugh

  • @hansindp4914
    @hansindp4914 5 років тому +1291

    Aims flare
    *Shoot at the fookin' locals*

    • @rrazelp833
      @rrazelp833 5 років тому +11

      You have adorable senko as a picture with name of german senko and soviet backround go to war with you it would be over in 5 minutes

    • @JakeBWFC
      @JakeBWFC 5 років тому +12

      Ye when the locals fookin about innit

    • @youalreadyknow1336
      @youalreadyknow1336 5 років тому +6

      When they FUCKIN ABOUT

    • @boi8825
      @boi8825 5 років тому +2

      Locals: *confused screaming*

    • @khanjaaan5800
      @khanjaaan5800 4 роки тому +2

      local wil fuck u p they born in war they dont care

  • @keelanbrown7747
    @keelanbrown7747 3 роки тому +5044

    "He died serving our country"
    "He was a great cameraman"
    "How'd he die?"
    "Well... uh... Laughter"

    • @atomicbetrayal1
      @atomicbetrayal1 3 роки тому +78

      WE FINALLY FOUND THE WEAKNESS OF THE ALMIGHTY CAMERAMAN: LAUGHTER

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 3 роки тому +29

      @@atomicbetrayal1 CAMERAMAN AIN'T IMMORTAL ANYMORE EHHEHEHEHHEHE

    • @davidlipton7818
      @davidlipton7818 3 роки тому +7

      The killer joke

    • @boffffff
      @boffffff 3 роки тому +5

      i wonder if he is still alive?

    • @planespotterjl
      @planespotterjl 3 роки тому

      @@boffffff and who he is

  • @nmus6246
    @nmus6246 4 роки тому +4245

    America: we got Carl
    Norway: we got læfy
    Britain: we have a random soldier that's funny

  • @ibizenco
    @ibizenco 3 роки тому +71

    August 2021: This WAS Helmand province.
    My heart and thoughts to out to all good Afghans, who will now be suffering under the taliban again.

    • @leisureclub_
      @leisureclub_ 3 роки тому +9

      they were also suffering under American + NATO presence also... Airstrikes always killed civilians including children, women & old people from more than 20 years... but yeah... that was not allowed to be shown to the world...

    • @hannahdyson7129
      @hannahdyson7129 3 роки тому +12

      @@leisureclub_ Sadly its much much worse for them now. 😞

    • @UkSapyy
      @UkSapyy 3 роки тому +5

      It was the airstrikes that did this. If Americans put boots down on the ground and helped the afghan goverment before they started bombing the place for the revenge of 9/11 we would'nt have todays problems. Those air strikes created more tailiban fights than they killed.

    • @johnjason1251
      @johnjason1251 3 роки тому

      @@UkSapyy yep

    • @johnjason1251
      @johnjason1251 3 роки тому

      @@leisureclub_ also a few US soldiers did abuse their Power by killing civilians on purpose and also many other brutal Things...

  • @neeltheother2342
    @neeltheother2342 3 роки тому +3036

    "I'm the general using this machine gun with fucking purpose."
    ded

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 3 роки тому +29

      Say that in squad when you have a gobby soldier telling you what to do with the machine gun.

    • @wulfengel
      @wulfengel 3 роки тому +21

      I love being British for that very reaon, the way how we talk

    • @jabezteng9872
      @jabezteng9872 3 роки тому +11

      I'm calling my GPMG the GMPG from now on

    • @neodutch
      @neodutch 3 роки тому +20

      @@jabezteng9872 GMGP

    • @carlnewman24
      @carlnewman24 3 роки тому +4

      @@neodutch or just call it a Jimpy like every other crayon eatin' mong

  • @gregorysolo3992
    @gregorysolo3992 4 роки тому +3780

    Taliban commander : why didn't you shoot him?
    Taliban sniper :
    I was.. laughing

    • @ins34
      @ins34 4 роки тому +18

      220 likes and no replies? What a world

    • @gregorysolo3992
      @gregorysolo3992 4 роки тому +26

      @@ins34 I didn't even realize I got so many likes
      thx for you reply btw

    • @k.dalexander3803
      @k.dalexander3803 4 роки тому +3

      seen like 10 of the same comment

    • @urma7713
      @urma7713 4 роки тому +1

      I just that fucking pfp.

    • @wessexdruid5290
      @wessexdruid5290 4 роки тому +1

      He was - Welsh.

  • @lucasfg3
    @lucasfg3 8 років тому +2890

    Open bullet proof windows! HAHAHA

  • @SpotownProductions
    @SpotownProductions 3 роки тому +74

    As an American i would drink a beer with him, he would fit in well with the country boys cheers.

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 3 роки тому +2

      soft fat yankees shut up brits and russians are the best

    • @derth9230
      @derth9230 3 роки тому

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot

    • @kitma9
      @kitma9 2 роки тому

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 bot

    • @hog7302
      @hog7302 2 роки тому

      @@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 you wish

    • @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142
      @igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 2 роки тому

      @@hog7302 wish what. THIS IS A FACT the only thing that gives u courage is a gun. u have no guts u pussies. never have i ever heard of a tough yankee never. what have u guys done that might impress anyone apart from california and the pussies u can get on holiday. u have never won a war and will never

  • @makeourday1075
    @makeourday1075 3 роки тому +1764

    "flares to shoot at the locals when they're fucking about" lmao

    • @teamroberts5820
      @teamroberts5820 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @poriccrompton
      @poriccrompton 3 роки тому +10

      Just what us welsh do 😂

    • @generalgrenade6463
      @generalgrenade6463 3 роки тому +4

      Just a kid walking around reload the gpmg

    • @req6385
      @req6385 3 роки тому +2

      Hearts and minds maddafaaaakka.

    • @LOLMGS
      @LOLMGS 2 роки тому

      I heard Apartment instead of about

  • @kepone3121
    @kepone3121 4 роки тому +3845

    he has "gay lord" written on his plate carrier
    0:28

    • @2lbsTrigrPull
      @2lbsTrigrPull 4 роки тому +162

      Nice catch! ^^

    • @SorcererAC0
      @SorcererAC0 4 роки тому +400

      Roland Owen You have a lot of fuckin chromosomes in ur eyes good find

    • @Selvesteholmen
      @Selvesteholmen 4 роки тому +31

      Nice one man

    • @SorcererAC0
      @SorcererAC0 4 роки тому +40

      best amv there's writing above the straps stranger

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 4 роки тому +23

      *_gay brit_*

  • @timeframe4985
    @timeframe4985 4 роки тому +832

    If there's one thing I noticed about soldiers is that once they get bored they tend to do some quality shit.

  • @kibster9325
    @kibster9325 2 роки тому +29

    "we've got no twin towers" well neither does the us, remember the reason ur there m8.

  • @warpz6095
    @warpz6095 5 років тому +1169

    *War is hell*
    Modern day british soldier: hold my tea

    • @haltocarrick5504
      @haltocarrick5504 5 років тому +29

      Now, war is HOTEL

    • @truck965
      @truck965 5 років тому +25

      @@haltocarrick5504 trivago

    • @rubio1290
      @rubio1290 5 років тому +1

      Apantard we drink as much alcohol as you do

    • @mr.bobitto1012
      @mr.bobitto1012 5 років тому

      Yogward no you don’t 😂

    • @kronix3891
      @kronix3891 5 років тому

      Apantard stereotypical but funny

  • @martinsohajek6111
    @martinsohajek6111 4 роки тому +1746

    When you showing your room to your girlfriend.

    • @WarElephantTactical
      @WarElephantTactical 4 роки тому +7

      FACTS

    • @danielgraham5199
      @danielgraham5199 4 роки тому +41

      Can’t relate

    • @Creedio90
      @Creedio90 4 роки тому +2

      xd lmao

    • @Myemnhk
      @Myemnhk 4 роки тому +28

      This is the cum corner

    • @BigDaddy-je2nq
      @BigDaddy-je2nq 4 роки тому +8

      I only got as far as the mounted machine gun in the window before she left, must of had to change clothes from her wetness

  • @kienanl8370
    @kienanl8370 4 роки тому +1228

    "im the general, using this machine gun, with fucking purpose" - quality

    • @NaN-noCZ
      @NaN-noCZ 3 роки тому +4

      He sounded Australian when he Said that.

    • @leew8812
      @leew8812 3 роки тому +40

      @@NaN-noCZ no. he sounded Welsh.

    • @guardsman-against-the-chaos
      @guardsman-against-the-chaos 3 роки тому +8

      @@leew8812 defiantly Welsh probably around Swansea way.

    • @hmshood319
      @hmshood319 3 роки тому +1

      @@guardsman-against-the-chaos Swansea for the win

    • @harlech703
      @harlech703 3 роки тому +1

      @@guardsman-against-the-chaos Sounds like a Bridgend accent and I think he said Bridgend too

  • @deeoneill801
    @deeoneill801 3 роки тому +39

    People don’t actually realise how much a sense of humour is actually needed, plus…you will talk about everything. Literally, fucking, everything.

    • @User-dc6sm
      @User-dc6sm 3 роки тому +2

      jeah thats why the sententence "you need a good sence of humor in a trench comes from"
      If you are stuck in a foxhole with a guy for 9 hours, you better entertain yourself so that you don't go crazy

  • @ayushmagar3267
    @ayushmagar3267 5 років тому +1258

    yo hopefully this man aint dead, he a legend

    • @WembleyGaming
      @WembleyGaming 5 років тому +129

      Trip he’s alive for sure, he left the army a year or two ago I think.

    • @ayushmagar3267
      @ayushmagar3267 5 років тому +76

      @@WembleyGaming thank god man, if i had the money ill go to his house and kneel down to him no cap

    • @ankahstanley9082
      @ankahstanley9082 5 років тому +22

      @@WembleyGaming how the fuck do you know?

    • @protalukoriginal4560
      @protalukoriginal4560 5 років тому +14

      @@ankahstanley9082 facebookaccount dude ;)

    • @rodgerrhodes4601
      @rodgerrhodes4601 5 років тому +6

      @@protalukoriginal4560 account name?

  • @comradepootis3665
    @comradepootis3665 6 років тому +721

    This is what happens when you go into tea withdrawl.

  • @tacocat0436
    @tacocat0436 5 років тому +1682

    This is actually just footage of Sovietwomble & ZF Cyanide in Arma 3

  • @Uaeboravisma
    @Uaeboravisma Рік тому +11

    2:48 "pen y bastard bont" gotta love he added Bridgend

  • @amc3
    @amc3 10 років тому +3215

    Under such conditions, you need humor to survive. Welsh comedy at its best.

    • @drshanka5899
      @drshanka5899 6 років тому +33

      💪🏻🐑🐑

    • @jjnuth9467
      @jjnuth9467 6 років тому +19

      He lives near me

    • @NormadYT
      @NormadYT 6 років тому +12

      Welsh? How

    • @jjnuth9467
      @jjnuth9467 6 років тому +39

      Normad he's from south Wales. He even says he's from pen y bont. Welsh for Bridgend

    • @gelke1183
      @gelke1183 6 років тому +1

      when does he say Pen Y Bont, I'm in Swansea but

  • @davudlastname2545
    @davudlastname2545 4 роки тому +1693

    "Hey ahnid what are the enemies doing?"
    "I have no idea but that shirtless man is getting very violent I think we should surrender"

    • @amir3508
      @amir3508 4 роки тому +63

      *Bushes start retreating*

    • @osmanthuswine4928
      @osmanthuswine4928 4 роки тому +8

      *wait... but I don't see any bushes...*

    • @amir3508
      @amir3508 4 роки тому +18

      @@osmanthuswine4928 *cuz they already left*

    • @ImReal0
      @ImReal0 4 роки тому

      E

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 4 роки тому +2

      "no, that doesn't work. remember what happened last time we tried to surrender?"

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 6 років тому +372

    This guy is a riot. Any Taliban sniper with a crosshair on him is either furious because he can't stay put, or laughing his ass off at the pure absurdity. I love it.

    • @TheWeedyBird
      @TheWeedyBird 6 років тому +3

      hahahah dfkm

    • @mubaris.s
      @mubaris.s 5 років тому +4

      They wouldn't even understand what he is doing

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 роки тому +2

      @@mubaris.s
      Taliban commander: Mahmoot, what are you doing?
      Mahmoot: Shhh, I'm watching western television.

  • @carisaunders2346
    @carisaunders2346 2 роки тому +4

    Giving his mates a good giggle! I bet he kept them entertained when he could. So glad he came home alive!

  • @IISkullzyII
    @IISkullzyII 4 роки тому +1170

    Girls Sleepovers: Omg the new boy at our school is so cool.
    Boys Sleepovers: 0:00

  • @laszlobiro3588
    @laszlobiro3588 5 років тому +3968

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He invade iraqq

  • @anthonysimpson01
    @anthonysimpson01 4 роки тому +872

    "this is my bed"
    *points at dirt*
    i shouldn't have found that part so funny, but i did

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 роки тому +21

      He slept there for weeks so, must quite comfortable eh?

    • @stefciok
      @stefciok 4 роки тому +5

      His "pillow" looked comfy aswell

    • @spongebitchbobface
      @spongebitchbobface 4 роки тому +1

      You have a very beautiful face on that profile pic of yours. Might i ask Who the artist was that did your headshots?.

  • @hans1783
    @hans1783 Рік тому +4

    And people questioned their sanity... The fact that he's wearing all that gear in a 12-hour-long sauna is already madness inducing in itself.

  • @simonyip5978
    @simonyip5978 5 років тому +644

    "I'm the general, using this machine gun with purpose.." hahaha.. He sounds like he is from South Wales to me, and the way that the soldier from either the Royal Irish Regiment or the Irish Guards saluted as the Welsh lad calls him "a paddy.. he's come to visit" made me laugh because I can imagine the banter between the Welsh and the Irish soldiers at that base.
    On a serious level he said it was May 2009. Both 2009 and 2010 were the worst two years for British casualties in Afghanistan (out of 455 killed between 2002 and 2014, half were killed between 2009-2010).
    During 2009 and 2010 about 220 British troops died (about 110 in both of those years and many hundreds of wounded in action each year, and the majority of the casualties were inflicted on young lads like this in the infantry battalions).
    It's good to see that they can laugh even though they were at a patrol base in Helmand Province and were probably engaged in a lot of intensive fighting during that time.

    • @crazycojo04
      @crazycojo04 5 років тому +6

      Simon Yip 2:48

    • @ghostpepper3099
      @ghostpepper3099 5 років тому +8

      He has a Welsh flag tattoo on his back😂

    • @simonyip5978
      @simonyip5978 5 років тому +3

      @@crazycojo04 did he say Pen y Bont?

    • @crazycojo04
      @crazycojo04 5 років тому +3

      Simon Yip yeah sounded like

    • @jwadaow
      @jwadaow 4 роки тому +3

      He said Bridgend also

  • @docgillygun9531
    @docgillygun9531 6 років тому +458

    God bless this guy for being able to decompress and find some humor and levity while far from home and creature comforts in a hostile land full of people that want to kill him. God bless those who serve, protect, and heal others.

    • @Nathan-km9su
      @Nathan-km9su 6 років тому +13

      Bradley Erickson that’s the British 😉

    • @krake8427
      @krake8427 5 років тому +4

      @@BenLW81 Pretty sure no Brits give a toss hahahaha

    • @EthanThomson
      @EthanThomson 5 років тому +5

      Everyone in the british isles stopped giving a fuck after the last succesful invasion

    • @adolfhitler-ml4rc
      @adolfhitler-ml4rc 5 років тому

      Idk imCanadian

    • @connorlagden9005
      @connorlagden9005 5 років тому +3

      Bradley Erickson Fucking hell mate he’s havin a laugh

  • @SuperOctimusprime
    @SuperOctimusprime 10 років тому +1884

    Can we give him a medal? XD

    • @ArkSylv
      @ArkSylv 10 років тому +49

      Much Medal. Very Crib. Such Gun. WOW

    • @ArkSylv
      @ArkSylv 10 років тому +13

      *****
      Such Nigel. Very Maloney

    • @Huskeraa
      @Huskeraa 10 років тому +1

      ***** Dont be an ass...

    • @Huskeraa
      @Huskeraa 10 років тому +3

      ***** U WOT M8?!

    • @ArkSylv
      @ArkSylv 10 років тому +4

      *****
      LOL! I'M IN A FREAKING QUICKSCOPE/NOSCOPE CLAN

  • @Soop_Man
    @Soop_Man Рік тому +13

    13 years later and this is still funny

  • @saiayaphets0017
    @saiayaphets0017 4 роки тому +844

    His family : I wonder how he's doing in Afghanistan, I'm so worried that place is a hell of a nightmare
    Him:

    • @smithers4420
      @smithers4420 4 роки тому +15

      The thing is that in that place 1 day you can be messing around like that, the next day you are dead. private Chris Grey wrote a letter home to his mother saying that nothing much was going on. Before she received it he had been shot dead.

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 4 роки тому +9

      @@smithers4420 Now you're making me sad

    • @billybob-xy5pt
      @billybob-xy5pt 4 роки тому

      @Mr. Devor he is British, not English

    • @billybob-xy5pt
      @billybob-xy5pt 4 роки тому

      @Mr. Devor ... are you hearing yourself lol, he obviously has a British passport, therefore he is British.

    • @billybob-xy5pt
      @billybob-xy5pt 4 роки тому

      @Mr. Devor British is citizenship status, nothing more, You can be every race in the world and British.

  • @Makelikepotatoesw
    @Makelikepotatoesw 4 роки тому +1290

    American Version:
    "We got pimped out muthafuckin rims; paid for by, you guessed it: your tax dollars"

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 роки тому +26

      Brayden it’s also like that everywhere else.

    • @baileymash
      @baileymash 4 роки тому +4

      Lol bruh bad joke, practically every country gets taxed the hell out of.

    • @baileymash
      @baileymash 4 роки тому

      @The Valkist Just a name, not meaning I am actually one

    • @darthbane2552
      @darthbane2552 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha

    • @tinyrin212
      @tinyrin212 4 роки тому +1

      @@1500Chevy r/woooosh

  • @namelessnick9791
    @namelessnick9791 6 років тому +572

    you tube recommended never fails to impress

    • @bengen3630
      @bengen3630 5 років тому +3

      So does your english mate

    • @Kazmll229
      @Kazmll229 5 років тому +4

      @@bengen3630 Its a typo you stupid dumbass.

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 5 років тому +1

      @@Kazmll229you're the dumbass

    • @user-rl1eq8ml1h
      @user-rl1eq8ml1h 5 років тому

      Would like but 420

    • @trupac8294
      @trupac8294 5 років тому

      @@bengen3630 young dagger dick well you just made me laught

  • @marvinc9994
    @marvinc9994 3 роки тому +12

    Well done, Mr Biden: your brilliant 'tactical withdrawal' makes all the sacrifice by British and American soldiers and their Afghan friends and helpers SO worthwhile ! And those kindly Taliban chaps are ESPECIALLY grateful.............

    • @neodutch
      @neodutch 3 роки тому

      Tru Dat.

    • @highonsmog
      @highonsmog 3 роки тому

      British could have added more troops, and taken over.

    • @janpatka3303
      @janpatka3303 3 роки тому +6

      Welp, the agreement with Taliban was signed when Trump was still in charge. Both Biden and Trump are to blame. Also, other countries also had their soliders in Afghanistan. Like mine, Czech Republic.

    • @neodutch
      @neodutch 3 роки тому

      @@janpatka3303 Welp? Ok Boomer. Biden trashed everything Trump did, but was seemingly married to this one. But he changed the dates to the worst possible time. This is all Biden.

  • @Rykeroli
    @Rykeroli 3 роки тому +906

    You know when a video is legendary when:
    - Its 10 years or older
    - It has a simple title
    - The video quality is garbage
    - Lasts for less than 2 minutes
    - Has absolutly no context
    - Has millions of views
    - Its recommended by youtube
    - The channel that uploaded it has no more than 5 vids

  • @bradleyadamson6925
    @bradleyadamson6925 6 років тому +629

    taped 9 years ago. wow

    • @dygi7631
      @dygi7631 6 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @olive0il557
      @olive0il557 6 років тому +15

      Hope he got back safe

    • @adilhuddz9668
      @adilhuddz9668 6 років тому

      8years ago

    • @halespookyjim5546
      @halespookyjim5546 6 років тому

      9? dony u mean 8? TImE TrAvvLeRR

    • @smallduck968
      @smallduck968 6 років тому +5

      HaleSpOokyJIM 5 no. The date uploaded is different to what he said at the beginning of the video. May 2009

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast 4 роки тому +454

    "I'm the General, using this Machine Gun, witha phacking Purpose" pure gold right there, m8

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 2 роки тому +4

      That came so out of left field that I thought I misheard. Too funny.

  • @pjviitas
    @pjviitas Рік тому +17

    As an ex soldier I find this absolutely hilarious....this guy is awesome!

  • @joecook5689
    @joecook5689 4 роки тому +478

    British soldiers are so good they have a sense of humor.
    We all love you. From America

    • @simonshotter8960
      @simonshotter8960 4 роки тому +18

      Stop starting fucking wars you drag us into

    • @simonshotter8960
      @simonshotter8960 4 роки тому +18

      Love Great Britain x

    • @playgirl120011
      @playgirl120011 4 роки тому +2

      simon shotter how about don’t help us? Not like we need ya

    • @joecook5689
      @joecook5689 4 роки тому +9

      @@Amoore-vv9wx I do. And ok, I was born in Lancashire. But I emigrated to the states when I was three.

    • @playgirl120011
      @playgirl120011 4 роки тому +2

      alister moore your point? If we were willing to put in all our effort, we would single handedly conquer the Middle East lol. They literally throw rocks as a form of attack. I respect you fellow brits but I promise we don’t need you the slightest you guys are just a delicacy.

  • @fwuan
    @fwuan 5 років тому +660

    This guy better be in Cod modern warfare 2019

    • @ispentthenightin7721
      @ispentthenightin7721 5 років тому +49

      He is a rare NPC on the campaign. You can hear him talking about the bulletproof windows a mile away

    • @Catwoman2904
      @Catwoman2904 5 років тому +4

      @@ispentthenightin7721 loooool hahahaha

    • @M_Alistair
      @M_Alistair 5 років тому +20

      He's busy shooting flares at the fooking locals

    • @madhattergaming6473
      @madhattergaming6473 4 роки тому

      @@ispentthenightin7721 What misson? 😂

    • @madhattergaming6473
      @madhattergaming6473 4 роки тому

      @Rahmat Izzat He could be ghost

  • @yoshibutkagekira7899
    @yoshibutkagekira7899 5 років тому +387

    Hold on, we're under attack?
    Let me finish my tea first

  • @blackcat5159
    @blackcat5159 2 роки тому +4

    Humour when facing adversity shows character and strength , hope he is still with us and not suffering PTSD. Bet he gets bought beers all night , thanks for your service.

  • @jackmcgee6827
    @jackmcgee6827 9 років тому +2163

    Excessive use of the f-word, rapid-fire comedy with no hesitation, way too comfortable to the point of slight insanity, and at least one reference to Her Majesty? Definitely a Brit.

    • @stefanQ10
      @stefanQ10 9 років тому +5

      bla bla

    • @Stoviecakes
      @Stoviecakes 9 років тому +20

      ***** Ah he is being endearing. I'd take it as a compliment.

    • @justrob5605
      @justrob5605 9 років тому

      Common British thing :P

    • @SUBSOUNDFORUM
      @SUBSOUNDFORUM 9 років тому +40

      The bloody great welsh flag tattoo on his back should be a slight hint

    • @jackmcgee6827
      @jackmcgee6827 9 років тому +19

      If I'm not mistaken, Brit can refer to the entire island of Great Britain. I could be mistaken.

  • @tomheather1338
    @tomheather1338 6 років тому +9461

    Gay

    • @Kazmll229
      @Kazmll229 5 років тому +59

      k

    • @tomheather1338
      @tomheather1338 5 років тому +298

      @@Kazmll229 is that k short for Kan't tie my shoes to save my life?

    • @Kazmll229
      @Kazmll229 5 років тому +64

      @@tomheather1338 no just ok

    • @goose5423
      @goose5423 5 років тому +50

      @@Kazmll229 brother what you doing here

    • @Kazmll229
      @Kazmll229 5 років тому +79

      @@goose5423 I got lost on the intetnet brother.

  • @DingoXBX
    @DingoXBX 4 роки тому +414

    this should be in modern warfare 2 remastered

  • @davidcarrasco118
    @davidcarrasco118 3 роки тому +3

    "Open aired windows.....BULLET PROOF in fact!!!"......that did it for me 🤣

  • @lilpotatozrcool1142
    @lilpotatozrcool1142 5 років тому +790

    Why I love being British. You get these people everywhere.
    😂😂

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 років тому +5

      You better be Welsh or you can leave.

    • @rosspatterson1233
      @rosspatterson1233 5 років тому +26

      Thwack probably the stupidest comment I’ve seen.

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 років тому

      @@rosspatterson1233 elaborate

    • @rosspatterson1233
      @rosspatterson1233 5 років тому +23

      Thwack it doesn’t matter where in the uk they are from. They’re just saying that they’re proud to be British after seeing this video. It doesn’t matter if the soldiers Welsh, Wales is in the UK, and he is a British soldier

    • @fynnla.e
      @fynnla.e 5 років тому +4

      @@rosspatterson1233 no, because Wales is superior and this is common knowledge, I see you are not from the UK because otherwise you would know that Wales is the UK, everything in the UK is Wales.

  • @syamilharith2827
    @syamilharith2827 3 роки тому +3849

    Who else got this in their recommended 10 years later

    • @datura0000
      @datura0000 3 роки тому +14

      I will not disclose that information without you telling me what you want it for.

    • @syamilharith2827
      @syamilharith2827 3 роки тому +4

      @@datura0000 ok boomer

    • @datura0000
      @datura0000 3 роки тому +7

      By the way, recommendations are based in WHAT you watch, not WHEN was recorded/uploaded

    • @DadVader
      @DadVader 3 роки тому

      Yep 😎

    • @bobbyflen248
      @bobbyflen248 3 роки тому +6

      I watched it 10 years ago... man do i feel old...

  • @shadowtrooper262
    @shadowtrooper262 4 роки тому +959

    10 years ago man...where is this soldier now? Just hope he is still fine drinking his tea and finding this funny video.

    • @charlesthebeagle4989
      @charlesthebeagle4989 4 роки тому +80

      Probably beer instead of tea

    • @szymon4507
      @szymon4507 4 роки тому +16

      @@charlesthebeagle4989 ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLIC ALCOHOLIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @jimbok21
      @jimbok21 4 роки тому +45

      @@charlesthebeagle4989 probably, he is welsh

    • @ziggyshaw4060
      @ziggyshaw4060 4 роки тому +6

      Jimbok21 omg Welsh is British

    • @jimbok21
      @jimbok21 4 роки тому +31

      @@ziggyshaw4060 well drinking tea is kind of an English thing more than a British thing. Main reason other people say it's a British thing is because they don't realise that the other countries in Britain are nothing like England

  • @domjonah4329
    @domjonah4329 2 роки тому +1

    There have been people like this through each and every conflict around the world. God Bless them all.

  • @stephenpriestley3092
    @stephenpriestley3092 3 роки тому +1767

    Hope this guy is still around

    • @1977Yakko
      @1977Yakko 3 роки тому +167

      Yeah, I'm not sure how bad it is for vets from Britain but I think here in the States we lose more vets to suicide than to combat.

    • @rsoldat4951
      @rsoldat4951 3 роки тому +81

      @@1977Yakko yeah man US Military is really depressing

    • @johnhariis250
      @johnhariis250 3 роки тому +45

      @@rsoldat4951 any Military gets to us that way
      No rights in the Army

    • @rsoldat4951
      @rsoldat4951 3 роки тому +30

      @@johnhariis250 sheesh I hope ur doing good

    • @jensonhartmann3630
      @jensonhartmann3630 3 роки тому +49

      And it's really not even the actual branch that hurts our soldiers. It's the government, and those in civilian life.

  • @MrMcfish
    @MrMcfish 5 років тому +1303

    Americans: English boys are so charming
    English boys:

    • @lake5520
      @lake5520 4 роки тому +47

      Mr Mcfish Welsh*

    • @ciaransmith481
      @ciaransmith481 4 роки тому +33

      Not english, welsh. Has the welsh flag on his back. Even says pen y bont

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 роки тому +5

      Literally no American said that

    • @jeffo9401
      @jeffo9401 4 роки тому +3

      Did a British guy just compliment himself?

    • @alexburgess8082
      @alexburgess8082 4 роки тому +2

      Yanky hes Welsh boyo

  • @adamcorrigan2044
    @adamcorrigan2044 5 років тому +228

    “One of Her Majesty’s finest 30mm Cannon!” Haha brill!

  • @nspinicelli
    @nspinicelli 3 роки тому +10

    I loved the brits in Helmand. And the Danish.

  • @toucan5109
    @toucan5109 4 роки тому +1577

    the afgan sniper lookin at him be like: نينيزسنسرنس

    • @NomaDz2K
      @NomaDz2K 4 роки тому +22

      كافر

    • @kevinkocher9347
      @kevinkocher9347 4 роки тому +46

      The fact that there was no sniper fire surprised me they are in one of the hottest hot zones in Afghanistan.

    • @quentinlopez7127
      @quentinlopez7127 4 роки тому +73

      @@kevinkocher9347 Yeah sure. They are under attack all the time because they are in one of the hottest hot zones!
      Thats why they thought: Well we have time for this type of video right?
      I bet you have no fucking idea where they are, you wouldnt even know it is Afghanistan without them saying..

    • @Johndoe200I
      @Johndoe200I 4 роки тому +106

      I dont speak noodles.

    • @logi__
      @logi__ 4 роки тому +14

      @@quentinlopez7127 I bet hes on google maps right now to prove you wrong hahahaha

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 6 років тому +1625

    Epic lol

  • @hoot9736
    @hoot9736 4 роки тому +1535

    GOT AN AMERICAN VET LAUGHING HERE !!!!
    CAN'T BEAT THE BRITISH HUMOUR !!!! CHEERS !!!!

    • @BlameTheLag
      @BlameTheLag 4 роки тому +6

      hes welsh nott english

    • @solfennell8981
      @solfennell8981 4 роки тому +205

      @@BlameTheLag And he didn't say English he said British and Wales is British

    • @ziggyshaw4060
      @ziggyshaw4060 4 роки тому +40

      Never said he was English

    • @ziggyshaw4060
      @ziggyshaw4060 4 роки тому +34

      Blame The Lag there’s a reason we call it the United Kingdom or Great Britain

    • @yamabushi170
      @yamabushi170 4 роки тому +38

      @@BlameTheLag He said 'British' you f*cking donkey

  • @petebony4664
    @petebony4664 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Making the best of a terrible situation while keeping moral up! I'll bet that guy is a hoot to go out for a drink with, I would certainly buy him a few pints! Absolute hero!!!!!!!

  • @popinmo
    @popinmo 5 років тому +477

    It litteraly looks like a bunch of kids just playing arround mostly at the end where you see thay inocent laugh

    • @rickydugan8490
      @rickydugan8490 4 роки тому +16

      That's literally what war is 75% of the time lmao

    • @Torth121
      @Torth121 4 роки тому +1

      It says “my lord”

    • @moorshound3243
      @moorshound3243 4 роки тому +2

      most soldiers are kids 16 to 21

    • @rasmussyrjala1370
      @rasmussyrjala1370 4 роки тому

      @Toori Baba well it is for the soldiers. They are young people.

    • @popinmo
      @popinmo 4 роки тому +2

      @kie I read the first 50 words

  • @eifion69
    @eifion69 3 роки тому +223

    Makes me proud to be Welsh and a Veteran. Well done that man. 💂🏻‍♀️👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

  • @archivedmorriss1604
    @archivedmorriss1604 5 років тому +253

    Ww1 colorized.. *soldier introducing his trench before he got killed by artillery fire*
    George wilson 1895-1918

    • @brokenprince6698
      @brokenprince6698 4 роки тому

      Is that a battlefied 1 reference?

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +1

      I assume a German soldier, their dugouts were fucking hotels

  • @atlanticancameos5131
    @atlanticancameos5131 3 роки тому +3

    The Taliban sniper just tryna figure out what the fuck is going on