Reminds me of this joke I once heard that I steal occasionally where if Im Kevin and my bud is Kyle and we're getting some water bottles. I'll tell them that I'll mark yours as "K" so I know its for Kyle and not Kevin. Usually gets a good laugh from ambient older folks.
My mom raised me on the original Kids in the Hall, I introduced her to That Mitchell & Webb Look... she hit me with I Think You Should Leave. She wins, hands down (although Mitchell & Webb is my favorite sketch comedy)
“You’re saying we’re allowed to swear, I’m saying ‘Big fat load of cum and horse cock’ and you’re getting mad” this is my favorite 💀. This sketch actually made me feel bad for Tim’s character especially the end when his mom picks him up.
@@josheaster1547it's not so much that. The ending shows he has a devoutly religious mother, so he doesn't curse around her. This is his one escape where he can act like himself and not upset his mother, but he keeps getting rejected by people.
Sometimes when I just happen to say something in a melancholy tone, I'll follow it up with "I don't even wanna be around anymore." However, I've learned that I really need to read the room first before I say that.
If I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back. THINK ABOUT THAT.
@@cheesysteak7057 after a workout I tell people I can feel it in my "bare butt balls and back" It doesn't have to make sense it's just that it's weird enough to remember. The whole point of it is to get a "wtf" reaction from people
sometimes when im driving my car or just doing some shopping, these scenes randomly pop up in my head and i start laughing like a twisted frickin cycle path
Twisted cycle paths are the worst ones. I know that one day I'll be overtaking a jogger on a blind corner and another cyclist will be coming the other way, and I probably won't make it.
I was taking an MSHA (Mine safety) course and dozens of people have been brutally killed by being ran over by haul trucks but i couldnt stop grinning thinking about this quote
The funniest thing is when Mr. Andrews asked "How much it cost?" because the voiceover is reading it in the past tense, but Mr. Andrews in the flashback still delivers the line in the wrong tense. Kills me every time 😆
I think the part about this that’s confusing is the ad libbing from the manager. But the reader in the courtroom isn’t actually quoting him so the tense is ok.
@@chrismccleary4731 the manager is speaking directly to him, so he should be saying something like "how much DID it cost?" but his mouth matches the lawyer
Yes. Yesssss. The “We’re allowed to show them nude cause they ain’t got no soul!” is perfection. The delivery. The slight echo. The logic behind taboos around nakedness being based on whether or not one has a soul. The fact a tv show even wants nude corpses. Classic😂
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I literally use "it's illegal for you to ask me that" at least a couple times a week. Thank you
You literally do?
Brian's hat is also in my head . "Don't do the voice"
you're going to single handedly save the english language @andrewjohnson8508
"Billy me or billy him?"
"Your name's billy too?"
"No that's why I'm so fucking confused"
My favorite line
I bout cracked a rib when I first saw that
3:54
@@evastood4539omg thank you
Reminds me of this joke I once heard that I steal occasionally where if Im Kevin and my bud is Kyle and we're getting some water bottles. I'll tell them that I'll mark yours as "K" so I know its for Kyle and not Kevin.
Usually gets a good laugh from ambient older folks.
"Merideth, I'm worried your baby thinks people can't change"
I said USED TO BE !
"No that's why I'm so fucking confused"
Can't remember the last time seeing such a perfect delivery of a line
It really is perfect haha
"Its got a bush? What the hell?" from the new season rivals it, i think
@@4282Gregexactly
This vid is right in my Q zone
Your whole family hates you, only I love you!
I heard they got Jeff Chris to fly down from Indiana to mix it professionally
PALM TREE GIRLS LIKE PALM TREE GUYS!
All hail the Q drop
It’s not exactly in my Q Zone, is it?
THE SKELETONS WILL PULL YOUR HAIR!!! UP BUT NOT… OUT
And- AND THE WORMS ARE THEIR MONEY... SO ARE THE BONES
“You gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house!” Is such an underrated line
"You cant change the rules just because you dont like how I am doing them"
Anybody else just watch this show constantly everyday? I’ve never met anyone in real life that watches this show and I need to be all of your friends
There's an entire subreddit for that buddy
I sent this to my sister and she's horrified. But she's a square tho ⬜
Everyone I've shown judges the hell outta me 😂. But I don't even care, this show is that good I keep spreading the gospel.
I’ll eat Doug’s mom’s wig I don’t care.
My mom raised me on the original Kids in the Hall, I introduced her to That Mitchell & Webb Look... she hit me with I Think You Should Leave. She wins, hands down (although Mitchell & Webb is my favorite sketch comedy)
“You’re saying we’re allowed to swear, I’m saying ‘Big fat load of cum and horse cock’ and you’re getting mad” this is my favorite 💀. This sketch actually made me feel bad for Tim’s character especially the end when his mom picks him up.
i love it whenever someone is just trying to be funny
@@josheaster1547it's not so much that. The ending shows he has a devoutly religious mother, so he doesn't curse around her. This is his one escape where he can act like himself and not upset his mother, but he keeps getting rejected by people.
This one is so autism coded ❤
Sometimes when I just happen to say something in a melancholy tone, I'll follow it up with "I don't even wanna be around anymore." However, I've learned that I really need to read the room first before I say that.
Missing the one line that repeats almost constantly in my brain: "The water doesn't stink. You're choking to death."
Whole place stinks
Something about it stinks
POPPERSSSS
What's that's going on out there
what da heck is that that's goin on out there???
i think i quote “They said that to ME aaaaat a dinner!” atleast once a day
"Two motorcycles with a little HOUSE in the middle!?"
Oh yeah, they got motorcycles 😁
Personally I'm a big fan of " That's actually, how I know about the iceCream store."
Triples of the Barracuda
Tell him, tell him I got triples.
Triples is best.
Wink
@@mitchellanderson3068 triples is safe
I use " bare butt and balls and back" daily. Love that show
If I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back. THINK ABOUT THAT.
bro what situations do you find yourself in daily where that phrase even fits
@@cheesysteak7057 after a workout I tell people I can feel it in my "bare butt balls and back"
It doesn't have to make sense it's just that it's weird enough to remember. The whole point of it is to get a "wtf" reaction from people
@@cheesysteak7057 It's literally illegal for you to ask him that
i can’t know how to hear anymore about TABLES
DANG IT I FORGOT THAT ONE
TAY-BULLS
@@joshwhalen17 DIRR_TAYYY TAY_BULLS
@@joshwhalen17You shouldn't have yelled at Eddie.
@@Ffejro12256she doesn't actually yell at Eddie, I've watched it a bunch of times
"I didn't do fucking shit!" and "We can say whatever the HELL we want..." are two things I say at least once a week.
Yes but "I don't think you're allowed to do that" for me lol
How about "I'm not in trouble" when your boss catches you looking at a nude egg you won from your game?
Whenever my dog acts up, I calmly reminder her that it's just me and that I'm not the Blues Brothers.
Big fan of “You thought it was funny!” “I thought it was INTERESTING!”
The one where he's choking: "What the heck is that it's going on out there?!" I say that to my cat all the time when he's looking out the window.
sometimes when im driving my car or just doing some shopping, these scenes randomly pop up in my head and i start laughing like a twisted frickin cycle path
cycle path
Twisted cycle paths are the worst ones. I know that one day I'll be overtaking a jogger on a blind corner and another cyclist will be coming the other way, and I probably won't make it.
I can’t imagine trying to condense one video like this. I feel like the entire script of 2 seasons occupies permanent residence in my consciousness.
"I can't know how to hear any more about tables!"
“I was a piece of shit though!”
“-used to be.”
“I said WAS!”
“OMG, he admits it…he likes his mother-in-law!” 😂😂😂
teachers pet!
Fuckin paul
NOW YOU HAVE TO MARRY YOUR MOTHER IN LAW!
*admit
@@cal0954 Those are the rules! Now he has to!!
"I just got screamed at by Freddy Kreuger!" 😂
My buddies and I refer to ourselves as the "dangerous nights" crew when we go out without our wives
There's a Claire's in our mall and every time I walk by I think " I just didn't want to die on the slab, like my dad"
I had Chloe. She was really cool.
She stood outside the door and made sure no one could hear the splashes
I put my dad in jib jab videos so it would look like he's alive again
😂😂😂 how were they allowed to use the name of a real store
@@akf2000 parody is allowed by law
I say every single one of these lines
Bart Harley Jarvis is the most aggressive baby I've ever seen.
Cut the best line from the hotdog spanking part. "well one of us is going to have to do it!"
no one’s getting spanked
they are some motherfuckers for not including that one
😂😂😂 agreed
"We're allowed to show'em nude because they ain't got no soul." lololol...dammit spectrum...bring back CorncobTV...I need my coffin drop!
coffin flop
Literally just love dropping “are you gonna tell everyone I housed Dylan’s burger?” out of context to people
I want a button that will yell "Wrong!" in his voice on demand
The phrase "Butt balls and back!" Pops into my head at least twice a week.
"Think about that!"
“Your name is Billy too?
No, that’s why I’m so fucking confused” kills me every time
Love this show. This video was missing, “Stop scammin’ adults into thinking they’re stars!”
Palm tree girls love palm tree guys
Nobody tricked me, I AM a star!
@@BradLacke It's not really in my Q zone is it?
Moon river rock…moon river ROLLLL
You forgot "Tiny Dinky Daffy. Pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver."
In memoriums don’t usually include how they died
I was taking an MSHA (Mine safety) course and dozens of people have been brutally killed by being ran over by haul trucks but i couldnt stop grinning thinking about this quote
GET HIM OUT! GOT-DAMMIT!
The delivery on the “throat slashed” one gets me every time.
"he may look like a hotdog, but you're wearing a hotdog costume "
"you think this is slicked back? THIS IS PUSHED BACK"
This made me cry from laughing so hard. I️ love this show so much and this is like every best part strung together
I don't even need the context of these lines to laugh at them anymore
"I almost killed myself, Juuulieee"
Stoo.sayijg thatttt 😂😂
(When he was talking about Dan Flashes) "You go in, YES YOU DO, You go in!" I say that at least 10x a day minimum.
I CANT SEE SHIT OUT THE SIDES OF MY EYES!
Gets me every single time
tiny jeans, chicken spaghetti at chickolinis
They can't stop you from ordering a glass of water
I was a big piece of shit BIG TIME!
Everyone knows the best line is “Sloppy steaks!!!”
"Bare butt, balls, and back" is a quote that I adore but I am yet to use.
"I cannot think any good car-ideas when this guy keep farting!"
The funniest thing is when Mr. Andrews asked "How much it cost?" because the voiceover is reading it in the past tense, but Mr. Andrews in the flashback still delivers the line in the wrong tense. Kills me every time 😆
I think the part about this that’s confusing is the ad libbing from the manager. But the reader in the courtroom isn’t actually quoting him so the tense is ok.
@@chrismccleary4731 the manager is speaking directly to him, so he should be saying something like "how much DID it cost?" but his mouth matches the lawyer
“How much it cost?” Could be present or past, because it’s missing some words that would have made it less ambiguous
@@ccgerrity yeah I think it’s just to be funny lol
i never noticed this, that’s so funny. good catch
"You gotta give!"
"I eat paper all the time!"
"Bigger than a horse's...I like the sound of that"
Fri….day….night I’m thinkin that we…just…..might
2:50 has to be my number one recall every time.
gotta walk to the food store gotta walk to the house
Bozo did the dub
"Your names Billy too?"
"No that's why I'm so FUCKING confused"
The skeletons will pull your hair up, but NOT out!
Busting out of shitwood and hitting pavement
All we're doing is shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out!
It’s *interesting*, the ghosts.
they said that to me at a dinner is my personal fav
The lower case "WHAT THE HELL?" in the court scene has been stuck in my head for so long.
"Look at their toes, like so many curled canned shrimp!"
Bare butt balls and back kills me lmao. Also, YOU THINK THIS IS SLICKED BACK?! THIS IS PULLED BACK!
“Don’t come over by me!”
“Now you have to marry your mother in law!” I always want to say that one irl but I know almost nobody would get it 😢
omg we need another season of ITYSL and Auntie Donna
I use "Stop! Stop! Please let me go first! Please let me go first! I'm doing something!" constantly.
I can't quote this with anyone, no one I know has seen it 😭
Even worse when most of your closest friends don't like it 🥺
I know it’s terrible no one knows what I’m talking about
You can say whatever the HELL you want.
@@joemiller7082 jizz
YOU GOTTA GIVE
"No that's why I'm so fucking confused" is an underrated clip from this show
Dude I can’t WAIT for Computer School. Tim, we need a trailer and release date!!!!!!
Somebody asked is he famous? I mean, he`s no Roy Donk.
I'm not sure if this will help but he was also on the Colgate Comedy Hour...
This is too much perfection in one video 😂 💀
I didn't rig shit!
I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR A HIT ON CORNCOB TV! I DIDN'T FUCKING DO THIS!!!
Moon river rock . Moon river roooooolllllee
That’s totally in your Q-zone
It's gonna be a hit but you gotta loosen up
Your name is Billy too?
No, that's why I'm so fucking confused.
That shit gets me every time.
I 'die' laughing when I hear the skeleton song
They keep my house HOT
‘Dangerous nights crew…? We went for wings once’
Brian’s hat… “Nobody said shit dude, nobody said shit”. 😂😂🤣 and then the discarded dice.
he's a whole mood, i love him
0:32 me anytime i have to wear anything that isn’t a t-shirt
I tell my roommate every morning that he’s not part of the turbo team.
Tim Robinson has consumed my brain cells. My soul actually.
“Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement”
Nothing has made me laugh more than this show.
I love this show because it feels like watching the worst version of myself at full power.
You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back!
Quotes that live in my head rent free but it’s just the whole show
up but not out
Yes. Yesssss.
The “We’re allowed to show them nude cause they ain’t got no soul!” is perfection.
The delivery. The slight echo. The logic behind taboos around nakedness being based on whether or not one has a soul. The fact a tv show even wants nude corpses. Classic😂
And the way he’s standing 😂
I can’t stop crying
4:03 is possibly the hardest I laughed at something in a long time
Getting that big dude to jump on a couch and yell "you're not part of the turbo team!" is hilarious on its own
The first three lines perfectly encapsulate all of today's life.
For some reason I always think of “T A B L E S” and “leaveitthefuckalone”. But the best to use is “I don’t even wanna be around anymore.”
I quote this show at least 40 times a day with my friends
What’s the name of the show?
@@valentinmoebius7490 I think you should leave. It’s on Netflix
Not included but my favorites, "you wore that dress yesterday! " and "its all right babrie I'm not the blues brothers."