The Mighty Nein once said…
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- Опубліковано 24 жов 2021
- A collection of our favourite Mighty Nein quotes to celebrate the end of Campaign 2 and the beginning of Campaign 3, as voted by my followers.
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The range of the Mighty Nine goes from "You were not born with venom in your veins - you learned it" to "help, its again!"
One of Cad's finest moments, next to his speech about pain to Trent!
@@maryhales4595 "The pain is inconsequential. It's love that saves them." That speech, from the same character that gave us "We're running! It's bad!" Cad is a gold mine of quotes both poetic and hilarious.
@@kenpokid10 Yes! He's my favorite C2 PC for that very reason.
"the world is so much more beautiful in all the shades of colors" to *_"snea snakes"_*
@@Sammie1053 Don't forget going from Veth's speech to Essek and then Molly going "When in doubt, if anything goes wrong--- Just... nudity! It usually works!" as well as "YOU HAVE NO LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER ME!!"
"my mother never made Kraft Mac and cheese" in Essek's soft confused voice caught me so off guard I'm crying. I don't remember that at all wtf
SAME I WAS COOKING A BOX OF KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE AND I DID A SPIT TAKE
@@greatestaxolotl4933 im so sorry but u are not the mother 😭😭😭
@@k.whatever9046 lol what? i don't understand what u are saying lol. i am saying that i was making kraft mac and cheese and it caught me off guard to hear essek say it.
@@greatestaxolotl4933 oh i was just saying that bc esseks mom never made mac n cheese, u are not eligible to be his mom and this is sad news. twas just meant to be a joke but i can see why it would've been confusing, sorry!
@@k.whatever9046 oh haha thanks for explaining 😅
Sam Riegel dropping one of the most heartfelt, inspiring lines of the campaign while DRESSED LIKE A FUCKING LEPRECHAUN XD oh my god this is great
who did he say that to? Essek?
@@GabrielLima-mj5xf Yes!
When did he say if?
So much got done in the episode where half the cast was bathed in glitter.
@@chartreusephoenix6581 during the live show
"Think about this..."
"I...I'm the only one doing that."
That is such an understated but genius comedic moment.
And it reminds us how hard it was for Fjord to be a leader now and then. XD
"Oh fucking shit we do?" and "you couldn't" are always my favourite lines ever
Mine too plus “YOU HAVE NO LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER ME!!!!”
That "you couldn't" was soooooo fast though. Just **chef's kiss**
@@jordanpeterson5140 I also love stuff like "Vegetarian, so I hope that the meal reflects that." or "How do you smell?" / "I smell like a crayon!".
Agreed
do you ever wonder what goes through the other players heads when one of them spits straight poetry? Like “you were not born with venom in your veins” or “patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy”
Probably "Damn, Liam/Taliesin's back at it again"
I wonder if sometimes it’s “this from Mr Life Needs Things To Live?”
When people are allowed to inhabit a character, these things can happen. I've had players come to me after a session where they just CRUSHED it, and they wonder where the words came from. It's part of the magic of RPGs.
Probably something like this...
Travis: (after accidentally disintegrating the Laughing Hand's statue of its ashen state) "Uh...let the winds take you to your place of rest."
(Sam and Marisha laugh.)
Taliesin: "That's real deep. ... Did you just think of that?"
Travis: "Yeah. I mean, it just came to me on the winds. Wildmother be...up in here."
"Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects."
"And I wish for you, in the future, to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone. Respectfully."
Absolute legend
Honestly in the top 10 speeches I’ve ever heard.
Caduceus Gods Damned Clay, A Maker of Fine Graves.
"Good night."
@@dude59974 Also brewer of dead people teas.
Up there with what Caduceus said about how pain doesn’t make people, but love does.
I just love the "the shells have been devoured" chain just ends in Caduceus being told "the veils are covered in flour" and calmly seriously considering it like it means anything.
I think that was Molly, must've been Ep. 2 or 3.
That was Molly
It would have been funny if Molly had replied with "the shells have been devoured"
the funniest part is that it was molly so they were still at 100% crackhead energy
Nott accidentally giving away Caleb’s secret to Yasha and then going full Steamed Hams is my favorite thing ever
Taliesin changing colors will never stop making me laugh
Right? It's a wonder just how quickly his face can go from normal color to freaking STRAWBERRY within seconds 🤣🤣
6:48
Sam’s face while Laura is yelling “Molly knew things” will never not crack me up.
I've never noticed. I was too busy having my heart broken by Jester. To me, this is the "Fix him!" of campaign 2. The more innocent/child-like character dealing with the death of a friend by lashing out in anger.
@@cryofpaine 😭😭
Then there is Liam up there looking like the sexy time turtle from that one video. lol.
@@DarkmoonWitch Or his excitement when Caleb gets turned into a sheep. :D
I don’t know why but “Help, it’s again” caught me so off guard I laughed to the point of tears. My stomach hurts now
Caduceus is my favorite.
Taliesen just shows what a philosopher's soul he has. His characters tend to be my favorites.
It’s all in the timing considering Caduceus got stuck in mud again, so Taliesin just had to shoot it out fast!
Do you think Essek just sits alone in his bedroom crying himself to sleep and remembering life before he met the Mighty Nein?
Duuuuude... this was not needed. Do not touch the sad-shower's-thinkers box
No because he has Caleb to comfort him. And then Caduceus because... Y'know.
He's part of Den Nein now, forever and always. The children and grandchildren will keep him company.
C3 Ep1 (843 post divergence) is 8 years after the 1st ep of C2 (835 post divergence), so essek is happily living life with his still fully alive m9 family so i dont think he’s alone that often so long as jester is alive to lovingly pester him with sending spells, caleb continues be his romantic interest and maybe even husband (we dont know lol let me dream), maybe even help caduceus at the grove, sail on the nein heroez w/ fjord kingsley jester, teach children at veth’s summer camp for youthful adventurers, or help beau with general research. Point is he has his hands full i think he’s not thinking about the past anymore and living happily in the moment
No, because Essek doesn’t sleep, he trances. 😎
The M9 are great, because if you chat to them they seem like the biggest group of bumblefucks in Exandria, but point them in the right direction and give them the right motivation and they become nigh unstoppable
Only if, by all that's unholy, you DON'T let them plan anything first. When it's all mad improvisation, the M9 succeeds beyond their wildest expectations. They try to plan? COSMIC levels of disaster.
@@samuraiko really the optimal stratagy would be to have one guy, like Charlie from Charlies Angels, be in charge of them. but instead of a phone call explaining what's up, he just takes them on a flying carpet ride above the problem/mission, barks like 2 lines of instructions and kicks the whole lot of them off the side to figure out the rest on the way down
@@TheCreepyLantern Sooooo…. Essek’s Dumbasses?
@@samuraiko reminds of the boondock saints
They become nein unstoppable!
Things that are canon in the world of Exandria… Caroline is a word in Abysal but does not the name Caroline going by where it appeared in the song.
I don't think so, abyssal probably just has a different word order than English.
@@hithedragon7842 yeah, most languages work that way
And now we also have... A robot named Pussy canonically lmao
Sounds more like the name caroline doesnt have an abyssal equivalent.
@@Kris-wo4pj I don't think names normally get translated in general
God I love how immersive that scene is when Matt is playing Essek and goes, “Caleb…I’m scared!”
By far my favourite moment personally
When was it?
@@wertaszxepisode 140 ithink
Oh man. Marisha. Wow. When she said "So much more beautiful in all the shades of colors". And the look on Matt's face after she said that. Oh man, my heart. Teared up a bit.
I bet Matt had thought "God, I love that woman!" after the look he gave Marisha. :) And it also reflects how Essek must have felt when Beau said that to him.
We need still need a 'Liam O'Brien once said...' to complete the set!
and sam!!
@@kierasharkey4228 Sams would be at least 2 hours long🤣
"Whatever team you're on, I'm not sure I play for that one." Oh, I really need to remember that gem. Then again, I wish I could remember half the gems Taliesin throws out like candy.
Thanks for putting this together!
Early on when the defeated bandits are bickering and Talesin as Mollymauk went 'Do not criticise new management until it's had time to take full effect!' Actually, Mollymauk's response to that whole scene had me in tears.
I’m a new baby critter just joining for campaign 3 - this made me laugh even without context
Campaign 3*
@@cornelia3912 right, thank you!
Well, if you find you're enjoying campaign 3 and want some more CR between Thursdays, I would definitely suggest going back and watching C2. They are so talented, the story is amazing, and it's like 600 hours of free entertainment, you really can't go wrong.
@@littlefurnace I know it’s awesome and I know about the characters through cultural osmosis, 600 hours is just a lot of time xD but maybe I’ll go check it out
Welcome! This is gonna be a fun ride
cannot believe “i wish for you, in the future, to find someone who will mourn you when you are gone” and “long may he reign” weren’t on here
the shades of colors comment coming from marisha to matt you saw he wanted to break right there and then that was powerful.
yess favourite line!!
I swear that'll get me every time
@@thunderfury_fgc it‘s the rule of CR: Matt cries, we all cry
@@thunderfury_fgc Do you happen to know what episode the quote was from?
@@etherix5267 can't tell you the exact episode, but it is definitely more towards the end of the campaign, when they were convincing Essek to join them / after he joined up with the team for the final assault kinda thing I think. I know it doesn't narrow it aot but it is a least after the break they took during the pandemic, since they are in the distances setup they had after that (the pre-recorded episodes
i was wondering (and pleasantly surprised) why there were so many Essek-related quotes but then i remembered that hes technically a member of the Mighty Nein. An absolute icon.
“Now this, is reusable. … _don’t you dare Laura…_ “
“Let chaos reign!”
“I didn’t even say anything!”
Or Fjord and his “FUCK YOU GUYS!! WAAHH, HELP ME!!” during the roc fight 😊
Matt: "...I'm Henry. Henry Crabgrass."
Laura: Henry Crabgrass. And I'll pet Henry.
Matt: "Uh, consent, please."
Laura: Oh! May I pet you?
Matt: "Yes, you may."
I love seeing Liam go to take a drink and having to just try not to spit it all back up laughing.
"Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy" or "life is short, eat a bagel" may end up being my senior quote
What'd you end up choosing? :)
@@amelianyquist1215 "Patience is fine"
Liam slightly moving away from Marisha as she starts dancing to the Ruby of the Sea really sums up the BeauCaleb friendship
You know something really got to Taliesin when his face flushes so much from laughing he matches his hair.
I had a theory for a long time that every time Taliesin turns a new colour, that's the next shade he dyes his hair.
"Patience is fine but it can curdle into apathy" holy shit
It sounds like it could have been said by a Chinese philosopher centuries ago! But props to Taliesin for that line from Caduceus.
Jester's "Molly knew things!" is just so fantastic. Such a great delivery.
As others have said, it's like Grog when he went "FIX HIM!!" after Scanlan was killed in action fighting Raishan, which is why it is so good because of how Jester was still coping with Molly being dead, like Grog being shaken by Scanlan's death.
It’s so funny looking back now it’s so obvious that Caleb, despite all the nerdy tendencies and book stuff, was actually one of the popular kids
WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING THE BREAD?!
I *know* its somewhere around here...
I WILL LOOK FOR THE BREAD!
You look like a nerd and not one of a kind get me every time
Liams deadpan delivery is perfect
Also Germans don't tell jokes just cracks me up so much
Abyssal Caroline really got me at the end - proper belly ache from laughing. It just came out of nowhere.
The difference between molly and cadeuceus and how well talesin plays both of them is amazing
UUUHUHUHUHUU thank you for including Essek in this!!! Makes my heart grow 3 times on this day.
Veth: if there's anything we're good at, it's keeping information close to the vest
Also Veth: Yeah, Caleb might have killed his whole family. Oh, shit wait, pretend I didn't say that
No one said Veth/Nott made sense in any phase of her time with the Mighty Nein. 😂
I love how there are so many inspirational and heartstring-tugging lines these guys say, and then they also just devolve into "DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT OUR DISEASE"
I love how all of these are either the RAWEST LINE EVER with such emotion packed into them, or it's a fucking dick joke and "extreme syphilis"
Taliesin receiving the message and just nonchalantly staring ALWAYS breaks me 3:11
What I would give to experience this campaign for the first time again. The Mighty Nein will have such a special place in my heart forever 💝
im experiencing it for the first time currently and am not looking forward to finishing it at all. im only halfway through and i already miss this family of dumbass friends
@@k.whatever9046 the attachment is only gonna get stronger 😭
Idk man molly's death, jester crying because the traveler didnt help her and molly died, yasha finally coming back and healing only for her to be mind controlled again for months, beau almost giving up her entire life for her friends, all the shit with caleb and veth's family too many gut punches in a row. Tho theres alot of good times as well i think i just dont want all those gut punches while im prepping myself for the new gang to break my heart and still need to break my heart with vox machina (only a few episodes into the chroma conclave). Its like a beautiful story i can look back to fondly and chuckle at a few scenes but all that at all over again is a no go i think atleast for me.
@@Kris-wo4pj If I could go back to it with a clean slate, not knowing that any of those things happen, I'd honestly let this gang break my heart all over again 😭❤️
I will say that I felt it could have ended way earlier than it did. I feel like they just kept going with it as they loved the characters so much, but to me atleast it did begin to outlive it's need. It's ok to just end things sometimes without having to wrap up every last plot thread, they could have done some M9 one-shots like they did for VM. 140+ 3-4 hour episodes is just way too much to realistically expect anyone to be able to get through. That's around about 450-560+ hours of content for someone to catch up on. 23.5 days if you watched it non stop.
when Laura said NEIN I felt that
My favorite was “Breath Venato”
Ah always loved Fjords "your either with us or you're in it for yourselves, decide..."
that 'case closed' still gets me.
Im in the 30s right now, so that after a certain badguy gettting his HEAD VAPORIZED was wonderful.
Nott accidentally telling Yasha about Caleb killing his family is one of my favorite moments, because out of everyone, Yasha would be socially awkward enough to never bring it up lol
I love how at 6:50 travis does a fjord laugh despite him not being present in the conversation.
"Help, it's again" will forever be a favorite.
A great one is during the roc stuff when Fjord gets rocketed when the roc is polymorphed into a bat and he just screams "FUCK YOU GUYS!!! WAAAAHHHH, HELP ME!!!"
Another one I forgot is "WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP FOR GOD'S SAKES!!" by Molly to Keg and Nott as they argue.
2:07 the fact this line was delivered in a leprechaun costume
The fact that the whole Essek reveal and Veth giving this poignant speech about mistakes and belonging, happens while Sam is dressed like a fucking leprechaun, is so hilarious to me
Taliesin just drops some of the best damn one liners man
I’ll just say I saw the fluffernutter moment made into an animatic and that’s what made me start watching critical role
2:56 and so Narrative Telephone was born….
0:33 oh my god i never noticed marisha starts voguing lmaoo
sad "you've only seen one dude's tiefling" wasn't in this
Marisha’s perfectly cut off snort @ 3:34 perfection
What episode is that from?
I love this series of yours so much! It never fails to make me laugh, so I don't think I've clicked on a notification faster than when I saw you uploaded this
"This world was so much easier when it was black and white."
"But it's so much more beautiful in all the shades of colors."
Dang. That one stung a little.
half of this is just hilariously chaotic shit and the other half is incredibly deep shit.
and most of the chaotic stuff comes from sam riegel
Yeah - much as I've been enjoying the Vox Machina series, you just couldn't take the same approach to C2. It's..... deeper, more subtle, more ridiculous, more ambitious.
Haha the sweet Caroline turned from being “properly” sang, then it turned into muppets lmao
If you make a part two, please put “I am your god. Long may I reign.”
Yeah, or something like Jester’s “Did you just ask her about her period?”
“Patience is fine, but it can curdle into apathy” WOW I feel like I’m getting called out here 😅
9:49 I wonder if this is where Taliesin got the inspiration for Ashton’s jacket
Good catch!!!!
Anything happens
Jester: "Would you like a cupcake?"
Legit actually needed this video yesterday when I was trying to introduce the Mighy Nein to her 😭
8:27 this is when you know you need a bard.
i forgot about so many of these moments! i miss them already!!
Goddamn I miss the Mighty Nein
- dani carr once said
- brian foster once said
i miss these wahoos every day thank you so much
My favorite part about the fluffernutter clip is that he couldn’t get the face paint off
I miss the M9 so much,
Wished it went to on for another 40 episodes :(
YOU HAVE NO LEGAL AUTHORITY OVER ME!!!!!!
God i wish that was my senior quote
0:43 And Bells Hells took that to heart
I love how talison turns bright red😆
‘You couldn’t’ lol
Disappointed there was no...
Marisha: WOOP WOOP
Tavis: DATS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE
LOL
Does anyone have an episode or timestamp for 5:45 ? I could honestly live my life by this quote.
finale! 141, 4 hours 45 minutes
aaah more of these! Always love it when you upload
8:00 Liam... Laura fucking Bailey just started talking WHY would you risk sipping your drink XD
This was so perfect to watch today before the reunion special 😊
3:27 my absolute favorite!🤣
6:45 for putting on repeat. For later. 😆
thank you i’ve watched it like 15 times already trying to catch everyone’s reaction
Excellent work. Quite the collection of humorous moments.
I cant believe im here! Love the vid, Mon, as always! 🥰
2:54 ...and thus was Narrative Telephone born.
I miss them so much!
"... something we like to call... FLUFFERNUTTER." :D :D
Fluffernutter absolutely killed me
“When they say she was being the Ruby of the sea they were like fuckin literal”
“Man, Marion Lavorre is SO GOOD!”
why did i get emotional watching this
ladies and gents introducing the most chaotic crackhead crew in the entirety of dungeons and dragons
You missed du, do do, du,do and the orphanmaker comes alone... but she comes more...)
You are legally required to dance along to the Ruby of the Sea bit
The fact that Molly says nudity works and then campaign 3 they indeed found out nudity does not work 😂
the cad line at 4:00 alone makes me want to watch the rest of c2
god i fucking miss these nerds SO much