When You Have Trouble With Your Contacts | Leanne Morgan

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  • @genxkay358
    @genxkay358 Рік тому +303

    She is the best stand up comedian on the planet right now. Everything is funny without one single f bomb. She’s relatable and memorable.

    • @cynthiaolsen5965
      @cynthiaolsen5965 Рік тому +8

      I agree completely!

    • @Michael-D.-Williams
      @Michael-D.-Williams Рік тому +3

      You did catch the bit where she called her daughter a butthole in public, right? She's not as uptight about cussing as some of her fans seem to be.

    • @genxkay358
      @genxkay358 Рік тому +5

      @@Michael-D.-Williams I never claimed she’s perfect. 😅 I just enjoy not having to hear a hundred f bombs or tons of taking the Lord’s name in vain while she does her stand up. Do you not like her comedy? Or do you just not like her?

    • @Michael-D.-Williams
      @Michael-D.-Williams Рік тому +2

      @@genxkay358 Neither. She's very funny. It's just that some of the comments on Leanne try to paint her as a wholesome sweetheart which just isn't the case. And that's a good thing.

    • @myroselle6987
      @myroselle6987 Рік тому +6

      @@Michael-D.-WilliamsBut it’s an entirely different thing to say butthole, or something, occasionally than to spend half the set cussing and being vulgar. She’s lovely….

  • @quiet-x4h
    @quiet-x4h Рік тому +83

    Without a doubt, the absolute funniest person out the planet. The audience shrieking in laughter is just an added bonus. WHAT a remarkable performance!!

    • @AS-by8ee
      @AS-by8ee 9 місяців тому +3

      So fresh, perfect timing and a very endearing and idiosyncratic delivery. Love Leanne and determined to see her live someday soon. ❤❤

  • @kristyscheide
    @kristyscheide Рік тому +80

    I just found out about her and love her, she is hilarious without being vulgar!!! ❤❤❤

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC Рік тому +98

    I've just figured out ... one of the things I LOVE about watching Leanne Morgan is hearing the shrieks of laughter from the Ladies in the audience. Man, thos Gals are all on the same wavelength!!

  • @mychalbrown4585
    @mychalbrown4585 2 роки тому +73

    "I've had three children two different ways. I've been through some crap" 😂

  • @apostleladyk2002
    @apostleladyk2002 Рік тому +36

    Leanne is the best!!!!! I watched her while I’m at my breast cancer appointments. When I was admitted in the hospital, I asked my son if he put Netflix on my iPhone and he said, “Mom just swipe left through those HUNDREDS of Apps you got on your phone!” I binged watched it and like to laugh myself silly!!! I can relate because I am 57 years old with these PRIVATE SUMMERS that come out of no where!!!!😅😅😅😅

  • @mccarty0104
    @mccarty0104 3 роки тому +147

    If he touches my eyeball, he’ll want to touch something else!! 😂🤣😂

    • @nancyarchibald9095
      @nancyarchibald9095 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes siree bob!! Of COURSE he's gonna wanna touch something else. And it will be when your vulnerable and not able to defend yourself!!

  • @papajeff5486
    @papajeff5486 Рік тому +8

    Raised my kids in Farragut after Army retirement. Now, my daughter has raised her kids there. It’s such a good place to live.

  • @marybethduke3263
    @marybethduke3263 3 роки тому +192

    I laughed so hard! Can't you just picture that eye doctor? Leanne knows how to tell a story and make it hilarious!

    • @AE-km1gz
      @AE-km1gz 3 роки тому +4

      He was my eye doctor when I was a kid, so yes. 🤓😁

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 3 роки тому +1

      @@AE-km1gz ooooh you had an eye doctor in Farragut, aren't you fancy...lol 😆

    • @AE-km1gz
      @AE-km1gz 3 роки тому +2

      @@giraffesareselfish9563 hahaha oh my gosh too funny. I hate how snooty Farragut is so I know what you mean. I grew up in Lenoir City and at the time Farragut had the closest doctors haha. It’s not like that now thankfully lol.

    • @giraffesareselfish9563
      @giraffesareselfish9563 3 роки тому +4

      @@AE-km1gz I grew up near Gatlinburg, but lived and worked in West Knoxville, I lived in Powell, or "Pal" before relocating to Louisiana. My Optometrist was Dr. Winston in West Knoxville. I really miss East TN 😪

    • @juliejohnson497
      @juliejohnson497 7 місяців тому +1

      I had an nose/throat doctor just like that until he retired and I loved him.

  • @nettamelgoza1646
    @nettamelgoza1646 3 місяці тому +8

    I just love this lady lots of laughs with her!

  • @debbiezysblat9786
    @debbiezysblat9786 Рік тому +31

    Leanne. I watch every comic. You are fresh, current and I laugh every time I watch & rewatch your Netflix show! Thank you!

  • @BenjaminBigger-cw5eu
    @BenjaminBigger-cw5eu 3 роки тому +20

    Leanne is a hoot.!
    She is the Queen of Drybar.!
    She is the Queen of comedy.!

  • @MistyCunard
    @MistyCunard 2 роки тому +95

    When my 16 year old says I can’t your making me do this, I like to hike up my blouse and show her the c section scar 🤣

  • @denisepineda1788
    @denisepineda1788 Рік тому +15

    You crack me up so much. When I am down, you have given me laughter to lighten the load!1

  • @luanneschaper8155
    @luanneschaper8155 2 роки тому +16

    I am laughing so hard , that I am crying. You are sooooo funny

  • @TennesseeWilliams.350
    @TennesseeWilliams.350 Рік тому +9

    I’m from Knoxville an I cry everytime I watch you😂thank you

  • @vivianhudacek1556
    @vivianhudacek1556 3 роки тому +46

    You are a HOOT & a half! I can relate to the contacts. One day I was driving down the road & despite having just put in a brand new pair, I took those suckers out of my eyes & threw them out the car window!

    • @amydraughon7632
      @amydraughon7632 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thatgirl3960
      @thatgirl3960 2 роки тому +2

      Have done that so many times! Then fumbled for my glasses because I need to see when I drive!

  • @hopepeace883
    @hopepeace883 Місяць тому +1

    I only recently found Leanne Morgan on UA-cam and she is hilarious!

  • @joanwallace1373
    @joanwallace1373 2 місяці тому +1

    I just enjoy her comedy so, so much.

  • @brandiw752
    @brandiw752 3 роки тому +47

    "I don't know Butthole" I'm dead hahaha

  • @marycallahan8159
    @marycallahan8159 3 роки тому +60

    Hey Leanne, Since Covid hit us last March 2020 I have only left my house
    about 8 times. I am in a constant state of really bad depression, Being
    51 and going through menopause and all. I discovered you by accident
    just scrolling and it was the best accident I've had. I watch you
    everyday, sometimes many times a day. I pretty much know what you're
    going to say before you say it, but i still laugh...sometimes so hard i
    pee just a little. I too have dogs i spoon with and my girls are long
    gone with families of there own. My "yummy" boys are here with Mama
    though. I live in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains too, but in
    NC just below Boone. I just wanted you to know that i love everything
    you say. I could listen all day. At the time that i found you, I too,
    had took to the bed and now have Sciatica. LMBBO, but seriously I do. I
    HOPE to be able to see you in person one day, to shake your hand and
    hopefully Hug your neck. Thank you for your clean family friendly
    comedy!! If you had your own TV show I'd be the first to watch it.
    ~Love and light, Mary in NC ( MeeMaw to my grand babies) OMG!!
    Seriously!!

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 2 роки тому +15

      Hi Mary, greetings from Ireland! You might be a Gael yourself, judging by your name 😁 I really enjoyed reading your comment. Please see the following as advice from a good, if bossy friend. I am a yoga teacher and I have seen major changes in myself and in my students, thanks to yoga. If you start now and do some yoga every day (there’s heaps of great videos here, just search Gentle Beginners Yoga), in a short time you will definitely have less or no sciatic pain, and fewer or no incontinence events. Honestly, 50 is young for an older person, and you can maintain your 50 year old’s flexibility or even improve upon it. When you’re 60 and 70 and 80 you will be able to stand on your head maybe (if that’s something you’ve always wanted to do!). But more importantly, you’ll be able to dress yourself and tie your shoes and run to the loo when you need to and put on your dancing shoes twice a week and go down to the pub where they have the music… etc. All the best to anyone who reads this 🥰

    • @BenjaminBigger-cw5eu
      @BenjaminBigger-cw5eu 2 роки тому +3

      @@irenemax3574
      That was an awesome reply.!
      I hope some good comes of it.!
      ☮️😊

    • @sewgatormomm
      @sewgatormomm 2 роки тому

      @@irenemax3574 Yes! There are plenty of studies that show how yoga (and other exercise and/or meditation) creates new neural pathways in the brain that help with depression and chronic pain.

    • @debbylou5729
      @debbylou5729 2 роки тому

      Why haven’t you left your house?

    • @Nurturing2
      @Nurturing2 Рік тому +3

      Mary, YOU are ADORABLE❣️ There are no accidents in life. You were guided to Leanne, just like the rest of us. Like you, I am EXTREMELY grateful!!! Be gentle with yourself!!! Hugs from TX ♥️❤️♥️

  • @mariagiarrusso-burgess7290
    @mariagiarrusso-burgess7290 3 роки тому +49

    You are so awesome!! Thank you for making me laugh out loud even when I thought I couldn't.

  • @ta6531
    @ta6531 3 роки тому +23

    We love you and we are following you Leanne!

  • @JakeSmith-ux1xk
    @JakeSmith-ux1xk 3 роки тому +22

    My eye doctor told me one of my ears was lower than the other which added another layer to my other insecurities. Thanks doc I really needed that.

    • @susanp8344
      @susanp8344 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Miss-320
      @Miss-320 Рік тому +1

      I swear I think I got the same issue! They’re always crooked on my face 😂

  • @miketaylor775
    @miketaylor775 3 роки тому +19

    You are just toooooooooo precious!

  • @CoCo-yv3hl
    @CoCo-yv3hl 2 роки тому +32

    I bet her family ( husband + children) are just hilarious together 😂

  • @oakey732
    @oakey732 4 місяці тому +2

    Omg! That was so funny 😂! As a contact wearer, I can relate.

  • @reneeraney5486
    @reneeraney5486 2 місяці тому

    I love this woman! Her family style comedy makes me day!

  • @ItsMeHello555
    @ItsMeHello555 Рік тому +16

    Laughed out loud! Something hard to make me do! Thank you Leanna! ❤

  • @franceswelch5834
    @franceswelch5834 2 роки тому +22

    Love your comedy LeAnn! Clean and funny.. Bless you ..

    • @T410ce
      @T410ce Рік тому +1

      Well there are quite a few sexual innuendos… if your honest… but some people don’t find that a problem…

  • @dgricus
    @dgricus 3 роки тому +10

    Congratulations on your new grand baby!

  • @charlettea.p.kealoha8050
    @charlettea.p.kealoha8050 2 роки тому +3

    Me too.....I'm Paying for everything 🤨! Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii

  • @lisalamorey3453
    @lisalamorey3453 2 роки тому +7

    I just SNORTED!😂😂😂😂

  • @annseabolt6645
    @annseabolt6645 Рік тому +11

    I started wearing glasses in the 6th grade and for my 16th birthday I told my parents all I wanted was contact lenses. Back then all they had was hard lenses. I got them and wore the hard type for almost 50 years. As I got older they began to bother me so I finally switched back to glasses

  • @johnpinegar8027
    @johnpinegar8027 3 роки тому +10

    I just love her

  • @deborahlewis5964
    @deborahlewis5964 2 роки тому +7

    Leeann……You totally crack me up…

  • @renaywp1
    @renaywp1 3 роки тому +8

    You crack me up!! Love your wit! 🤣🤗🙌🏻💕

  • @liannkeykaighin
    @liannkeykaighin 3 роки тому +25

    Wallered and wallered😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deliamartinex2710
    @deliamartinex2710 2 роки тому +8

    😂😂😂 when I was younger I wore contacts..at night would take them off..so I am trying to get the contact off my eye ..and nothing would come out..I was poking and poking ..my eye..finally..I'm like well I just leave it in..I looked at the contact lens case and saw there were 2 contact lenses..come to find out I only put one contact ...no wonder I couldn't not see well!!!!

  • @eileensharp808
    @eileensharp808 3 роки тому +22

    Homemade jeans 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dgricus
    @dgricus 3 роки тому +10

    Thank you so much! Will pass on to friends

  • @lmccauley7319
    @lmccauley7319 3 роки тому +20

    The little yummy thing. hahaha I love you gurl. You so funny. :)

  • @corryjookit7818
    @corryjookit7818 3 роки тому +11

    Leanne there was a woman who had 70 SEVENTY in one eye. The Surgeon actually inhabited the remark that "he couldn't believe his eyes ". She was only there to have one eye looked at, and he found 70, she wasn't even in pain. She thought she had a Cataract in one eye, not the one with all the lenses inside, the other one. She'd ended up wrongly diagnosing herself. Have this paragraph from me if it's any use.

  • @debrasue5986
    @debrasue5986 3 роки тому +15

    Where have you been all my life!?! 😂🤣

  • @BonnChnd
    @BonnChnd 3 роки тому +8

    I had the same issues with contacts. Took 30 years and I gave up and got PRK.

  • @michellehuffman2025
    @michellehuffman2025 2 роки тому +7

    So hilarious!😂😂😂

  • @skbnvacaville
    @skbnvacaville 11 місяців тому +2

    I never one time in my life heard the F word growing up. Now we’ve got toddlers saying it on TikTok and the adults are laughing. We live in a verbal SEWAGE. That’s why she’s so popular along with all the Dry Bar comedians. Aside from the fact that they’re all hilarious!!!

  • @lynnedavis4819
    @lynnedavis4819 Рік тому +2

    Thanks for making me laugh.😂

  • @hilarymeyerov2934
    @hilarymeyerov2934 8 місяців тому

    And no vulgar swearing either so refreshing ❤

  • @h.nicolejorgensen2077
    @h.nicolejorgensen2077 2 місяці тому

    I love Leanne! ❤😂😂😂

  • @joannwilson3300
    @joannwilson3300 7 місяців тому

    Leanne you are the best! Wish you would come to the Portland Oregon area! You've got me laughing shoo hard!

  • @faychampoux345
    @faychampoux345 3 роки тому +6

    Belly laughing! 😂🤣🥲

  • @hamiltonkimbro8087
    @hamiltonkimbro8087 3 роки тому +10

    You crack me up, no profanity..well a little.. but i love your style and humor...go get em!!! get RK dammit!!! :)

  • @maryferr333
    @maryferr333 10 місяців тому

    ❤her she's priceless!!!!

  • @teresakowalczyk2359
    @teresakowalczyk2359 3 роки тому +8

    I just love her comedy.........She always makes me 😃 smile and laugh so hard . I live in knoxville, Tennessee☺ n i love to meet her, and see her do stand up ...hopefully this awful corona will be over this yr. Wish everyone would mask😷 upn follow safety guidelines then; because thats the only way we will ever get rid of this awful terrible scary corona virus.

    • @Pebblesmas
      @Pebblesmas 2 роки тому

      SO agree, here in Holland so many people don't follow the rules and...this xMas probably because of that, the x-times (we've already had a couple of lock downs) lock down grrrr

  • @lynnemunro1
    @lynnemunro1 2 роки тому +13

    Omg-“if he touches my eyeball, he’ll want to touch something else” 😂

  • @Nancy-b4m4k
    @Nancy-b4m4k 2 місяці тому

    She is absolutely hilarious!!!I wonder if she comes to Canada????

  • @claytonwoodbury4576
    @claytonwoodbury4576 2 роки тому +1

    Leanne I luv u, u are a classic brotha feelin u

  • @amarenee2020
    @amarenee2020 10 місяців тому

    Merry Christmas!!!
    I wish I had know your work 15 years ago! Your menopause is so dead on and I could have used the help back then! Now I’m recently widowed and menopause has been done and over for a few years. But those nighttime hot flashes still get me at 2-3 am every night! Haha NOT!!
    But I’m still hear and have 2 beautiful grandchildren, who could ask for more!!
    Thank you for all the laughs you have given us!
    BTW… 2023 is the worst year ever for me

  • @Justnobody0950
    @Justnobody0950 8 місяців тому

    She is so funny!😂 I've wore contacts for many, many years. The Acuvue Oasis Hydraclear. And they are the best! As long as I keep them moisturized with drops. I can wear them for at least a month before taking them out.
    I know what Leanne is saying about having two in one eye. I ha e done that before.😮
    Love you, Leanne ❤❤

  • @lindabrokaw7552
    @lindabrokaw7552 2 роки тому +2

    I love her

  • @debofChrist
    @debofChrist 9 місяців тому

    Homemade blue jeans 😂🤣. I'm so grateful my mom didn't think of that when I was a teen.

  • @foxibot
    @foxibot 2 роки тому +5

    Homemade blue jeans. Lol.

  • @Mollydolly538
    @Mollydolly538 2 роки тому +2

    Oh lord you are so funny 🇨🇦

  • @tugginalong
    @tugginalong 6 місяців тому

    Hilarious!!!
    and relatable

  • @darleneh7740
    @darleneh7740 3 роки тому +13

    I’d like to see that “yummy “ eye doctor so bad!😂

  • @margaretfleming3554
    @margaretfleming3554 10 місяців тому

    Brilliant!

  • @hilarymeyerov2934
    @hilarymeyerov2934 8 місяців тому

    So funny love her

  • @danielbrewer7380
    @danielbrewer7380 2 роки тому +3

    I like her for because I'm from Tennessee. Go volunteer Bristol tenn.

  • @paulpierron1815
    @paulpierron1815 5 місяців тому

    almsost sinfully funny. i love the anticipation......she's got timing like jack benny's, with a sensibility like ray romano's, with a style uniquely her own.

  • @LadyCriket
    @LadyCriket 3 роки тому +2

    So funny!

  • @rubytuesday7653
    @rubytuesday7653 2 роки тому +7

    God knows how much I need to laugh ! Well, so does UTube🍒

  • @erinpruitt201
    @erinpruitt201 10 місяців тому

    "if he touches my eyeball......😂😂😂

  • @SundayCookingRemix
    @SundayCookingRemix 7 місяців тому

    I used to teach patients contact lens insertion and removal. Adults are the most difficult. Corrective surgery is dangerous... long-term

  • @Linda-ws3bd
    @Linda-ws3bd 8 місяців тому

    Ain’t that the truth!

  • @starrgreenebarrett5608
    @starrgreenebarrett5608 3 роки тому +3

    I love you!!!💖

  • @freidafree810
    @freidafree810 Рік тому +1

    ...just gotta say...there is some great comedy material in these comments...

  • @staceyroberts3468
    @staceyroberts3468 9 місяців тому

    Nobody is funnier right now!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Melodie007
    @Melodie007 3 місяці тому

    ❤ so good❤

  • @jdavis8631
    @jdavis8631 3 роки тому +4

    She tickles me lol!!!

  • @rachael5178
    @rachael5178 6 місяців тому

    😂 That's Funny!

  • @eddiewood6239
    @eddiewood6239 2 роки тому +2

    She is performing bare footed. She is country enough for my liking.

  • @awesometaylor5881
    @awesometaylor5881 2 місяці тому

    ❤😂🎉Absolutely 💯

  • @ohsugar5431
    @ohsugar5431 2 роки тому +2

    OMG - LOL

  • @HousBinPhartiin
    @HousBinPhartiin 10 місяців тому

    Leanne, Jim Gaffigan, and Tim Hawkins are the only three comedians I would pay money to see. Keep up the great work, Leanne!

  • @crystalharris7394
    @crystalharris7394 3 роки тому +2

    💗💗💗

  • @RaymondGlenn-cc2rs
    @RaymondGlenn-cc2rs Рік тому

    Very funny

  • @rubytuesday7653
    @rubytuesday7653 2 роки тому +2

    ❤️

  • @rhondahulett9763
    @rhondahulett9763 10 місяців тому

    I love how she calls people yummy🙂

  • @richardharrold4357
    @richardharrold4357 2 місяці тому

    Is it Appalachian or just Tennessee country? You're adorable but the accent is the cherry on top.

  • @paolasansores1204
    @paolasansores1204 Місяць тому

    Homemade jeans!

  • @hilarymeyerov2934
    @hilarymeyerov2934 8 місяців тому

    Funny and gorgeous 😍

  • @hilarymeyerov2934
    @hilarymeyerov2934 8 місяців тому

    The "yummy thing"

  • @starboard6372
    @starboard6372 2 роки тому +1

    Home-made jeans. That's kinda tragic.

  • @MsGaella
    @MsGaella 2 роки тому +2

    😂🤣😂

  • @belindaheath2138
    @belindaheath2138 2 роки тому +1

    Comics mary mack

  • @kimipranger1173
    @kimipranger1173 3 роки тому +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elizabethdillon4945
    @elizabethdillon4945 4 місяці тому

    Home-made blue jeans mean something different to country folk

  • @jillsy2815
    @jillsy2815 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂 ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @meganmckissick2281
    @meganmckissick2281 3 місяці тому

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏