Michelle Bilodeau--I went to Church with a couple who had a fourteen year old girl and a twelve year old boy. The wife found out she was expecting a third child. She emoted all over that parish over they didn't know how they were going to afford another child and what a tragedy this was for them--in a Roman Catholic parish, no less. (Oh, did mention that HE was a successful lawyer and SHE was a tenured teacher?) They were the most egocentric and clueless couple I'd ever known. They had their daughter dance an "interpretive dance" every week on the altar. Then we got a new priest who knew sign language. He stopped her dance in mid-step. It seems the Interpretive dance hand gesture was the sign language term for masturbation. They didn't have the sense to be embarrassed. Instead, they threatened to leave the parish and take their hefty monthly contribution plus other money with them. The priest more or less told them not to let the doors of the narthex hit them in the arse on the way out. They built a house for themselves and another one for her mother annexed onto theirs. HOWEVER, the mother's home had TWO COMPLETE KITCHENS in it. She got up in the morning, went to early mass and cooked for the day...the entire rest of the day...except that, when we had potlucks, this couple brought in grocery store donuts. Never any of the home-cooked stuff. They each drove a Lexus...his trimmed in gold and hers in silver (brass and chrome??). Yet these two wept over the impending birth of a third child they couldn't, they said, possibly afford.
my mum had 4 babies in 5 years. She loves us all and was so excited when she got pregnant each time. Same with my 2 little sisters, who came after 7 years of a gap.
I've never laughed so hard. I can relate to this story. My two boys are less than 13 months apart. The oldest took his first steps the day his brother was born. I didn't tell my parents until I was 5 months pregnant with the second one (they lived overseas so no chance of seeing me, lol). . But, in the end once they started to school, that was it. They are grown men now 34 & 33.
When my third child, baby girl, was born she had two older brothers, one was exactly 2 yr. and her other brother was 3 1/2 yr old. I had 3 babies 3 yr. old and under. I almost lost my sanity before they started going to kinder. For young mothers, please space your babies out a little better than I did. And when your husband says you won't get pregnant (exactly what mine did), don't believe it! This is experience speaking. Of course, I love all three of them, my husband, too. After the baby girl was born, I had a tubal ligation BEFORE I came home.
I just found u a few months ago. You are the real deal. Now my family all are watching you. We are coming to Louisville to see you. I’m so excited. You go girl😅
We have 4 kids... when the baby was born the oldest was barely 7.... the only pregnancy that was a true surprise was the 2nd.. my oldest at the time was only 10mth old when I found out I was pregnant with baby #2.. those were some challenges but thankfully the kids are 19, almost 18, 15 and 12. No more babies🙂
Gotcha beat...well maybe depending on how you look at it. My 2.5 year old in a diaper, sitting on the couch, eating milkduds. She got up and left the box. I picked up the box and saw a milkdud right next to it and popped it into my mouth as I was cleaning. No. It was not a milkdud. It was her poop marble. Everyone asks me what it tasted like. I would always answer, "Exactly like it smells." There's no other way to describe it. But, it was also quite "vegetable-y," so I guess I am not a completely horrible mother. LOL!
You are the best medicine I know because every laugh a good Belly Laugh boost our immune system did you know that?? And it's what you are so good at so we're going to call you doc from now on!!! I love all your videos I watch them over twice and three times and I get so excited when I see something new or something old or when you're at home with your little Mom and Daddy fixing them food like your little sweetheart
My little mama had 10 children, first one at 20, last one at 34. She had her 9 boys and 1 girl. 10 is a lovely round number. My dad was 43. They were done. Life was good. And then, when my dad had built a beautiful, custom house built for my mom. An absolute perfect blend of everything they both wanted and needed - elegant Spanish style design for mom with a gorgeous Spanish courtyard, hand carved double doors from Mexico, stunning formal living room with beehive fireplace and picture windows overlooking the courtyard, formal dining room, well-fitted kitchen, long bedroom hallway, three bathrooms, and the master bedroom at one end of the house so that it shared no walls with another room and mom and dad had privacy, a lovely master bath with built in vanity and soaking tub. 5 large bedrooms with built in desks and bookshelves. Land for chickens, cattle and horses. Mom and dad had a bit too much privacy. And, surprise!!!! 5 years after their last child, mom was peri-menopausal, dad was 49, mom thought she had the flu. Nope. She had me. 😁. Child #11, and her second daughter. They had to rearrange their expectations, but my parents always let me know that even though I was a surprise, I was a gift. Solidarity to all surprise babies!!!
I had 3 children in 3 years almost to the day...then I took a 4 year break and had another. People used to ask once in awhile if I planned it that way, and I would tell them truthfully, No, I didn't. My mother-in-law said otherwise. She said I was "trapping" her son. We were married, so I didn't fully understand that sentiment. But, when I had the 4th one, 4 years later, people still thought I'd planned it that way..as if they had bet on it. No. But, when asked, Why the 4 years? It was just the way it was. Now years later, I realize it was because my husband's girlfriend had 2 those years. Show-off.
Mother of 5 right here aged 35 that husband was dumped and smacked the crap out of when I found out he had been doing the dirty while I was in hospital after having his son. I moved 270 miles away from him and met the love of my life 27 years of marriage best friend and if some little hussy starts touching my man I'm a coming for her and I am bringing hell with me. Then my 4 children with him are 25, 22, 21, and my only daughter is 19 today. She has body guards now and they are her siblings.
Traveling back from Taos to Houston we stopped in Fort Stockton’s KFC and I nearly vomited. The next day I went to Walmart and took my own EPT test in the bathroom. 7 months later, it was a girl. I wonder how many pregnancies were confirmed in a Walmart bathroom.
This woman is awesome because she doesn’t rely on swearing and vulgarity to get laughs. ❤
Exactly!!! I love her. She cracks me up!! And everything is so relatable!😂😂😂
Like jim gaffigan in that regard
Yes and that’s why when she says “whore” it’s hilarious to me.
She didn't grow up with 'ugly words' she said.
Refreshing change
The way she bends every word in American English is truly an art. They say some people sing in cursive and she speaks in cursive.
Her comments are so relatable! And her timing is perfect!
You absolutely need your own Netflix special!!! How can we make that happen?! Whatever it is, I’ll do it.
Absolutely!
Agreed, this is comedy gold!
Agreed!
I agree!
If Ali Wong can get one, surely she can.
Omg she made me smile. I was depressed. 😂💀 man. I love her. Thank you.
She’s a gem for sure. She has so much talent. 😂😂😂😂
Love your comedy. When I found out I was pregnant with the third, my first said “why mom, why”
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Been there. 3 babies in 5 years. Cried hard with the 3rd pregnancy and he ended up being the easiest kid of all.
Michelle Bilodeau--I went to Church with a couple who had a fourteen year old girl and a twelve year old boy. The wife found out she was expecting a third child. She emoted all over that parish over they didn't know how they were going to afford another child and what a tragedy this was for them--in a Roman Catholic parish, no less. (Oh, did mention that HE was a successful lawyer and SHE was a tenured teacher?) They were the most egocentric and clueless couple I'd ever known. They had their daughter dance an "interpretive dance" every week on the altar. Then we got a new priest who knew sign language. He stopped her dance in mid-step. It seems the Interpretive dance hand gesture was the sign language term for masturbation. They didn't have the sense to be embarrassed. Instead, they threatened to leave the parish and take their hefty monthly contribution plus other money with them. The priest more or less told them not to let the doors of the narthex hit them in the arse on the way out. They built a house for themselves and another one for her mother annexed onto theirs. HOWEVER, the mother's home had TWO COMPLETE KITCHENS in it. She got up in the morning, went to early mass and cooked for the day...the entire rest of the day...except that, when we had potlucks, this couple brought in grocery store donuts. Never any of the home-cooked stuff. They each drove a Lexus...his trimmed in gold and hers in silver (brass and chrome??). Yet these two wept over the impending birth of a third child they couldn't, they said, possibly afford.
my mum had 4 babies in 5 years. She loves us all and was so excited when she got pregnant each time. Same with my 2 little sisters, who came after 7 years of a gap.
Try adding twins in there....my poor daughter. No twins in either family - we were all in shock!😜
Third borns are the best of all, in my experience. Almost always the sweetest & most easy going.
Not for me it was roughest of the 3 😌
I've never laughed so hard. I can relate to this story. My two boys are less than 13 months apart. The oldest took his first steps the day his brother was born. I didn't tell my parents until I was 5 months pregnant with the second one (they lived overseas so no chance of seeing me, lol). . But, in the end once they started to school, that was it. They are grown men now 34 & 33.
When my third child, baby girl, was born she had two older brothers, one was exactly 2 yr. and her other brother was 3 1/2 yr old. I had 3 babies 3 yr. old and under. I almost lost my sanity before they started going to kinder. For young mothers, please space your babies out a little better than I did. And when your husband says you won't get pregnant (exactly what mine did), don't believe it! This is experience speaking. Of course, I love all three of them, my husband, too. After the baby girl was born, I had a tubal ligation BEFORE I came home.
@@AKHWJ3ST I had my tubes tied with #2. Yes, it was difficult but once in school no more children going up behind them
Absolutely hysterical! Lady, you are Funny!!
Love your comedy so very much. It’s hysterically funny and sweetly touching all at once.
I've been binge watch'n your stand up for 5 hours now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you 🤗 I'm your age and I relate to every single thing n I'm from Arkansas 💓🇺🇸💓
You are wonderful!!! I laugh out loud so hard when I watch your videos of your stand up comedy. And I live alone!!! LOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Me toooooooo. I love her
So true. When ya finally have the older ones trained God says hun. You’re not really tired enough. Ha. Love you!!
I just found u a few months ago. You are the real deal. Now my family all are watching you. We are coming to Louisville to see you. I’m so excited. You go girl😅
😂😂"Doo-doo balls falling out..."🤣🤣🤣
We have 4 kids... when the baby was born the oldest was barely 7.... the only pregnancy that was a true surprise was the 2nd.. my oldest at the time was only 10mth old when I found out I was pregnant with baby #2.. those were some challenges but thankfully the kids are 19, almost 18, 15 and 12. No more babies🙂
I'll be the first to sign the petition for you TO HAVE A NETFLIX SPECIAL!!!
I'm loving this, I'm sitting here laughing all by myself. She is halliarus.
I am going to your Chattanooga show in November ! Totally excited being a Southern woman you always make me laugh.
I ve watched this three times and I still laugh out loud…sitting by myself watching!
Love this lady and her honesty about life
I am crying, I about had an asthma attack I am laughing so hard!
I love her ! She is my favorite comedian ! Whenever I need a laugh I watch her.
Gotcha beat...well maybe depending on how you look at it. My 2.5 year old in a diaper, sitting on the couch, eating milkduds. She got up and left the box. I picked up the box and saw a milkdud right next to it and popped it into my mouth as I was cleaning. No. It was not a milkdud. It was her poop marble. Everyone asks me what it tasted like. I would always answer, "Exactly like it smells." There's no other way to describe it. But, it was also quite "vegetable-y," so I guess I am not a completely horrible mother. LOL!
"I am going to walk out into the woods and let the animals eat me" - hilarious.
Imagine our ancestress? They just had to keep having them.
Her delivery is impeccable - very Jack Benny / Bob Hope like.
Absolutely love her work - awesome.
Dear Leanne, when I watch you do stand up I wet myself silly. My mom tells me to stop and now she won't sleep with me no more.
LEEANE... you are the BEST!!
LOVE, LOVE,LOVE THIS LADY ❤️
Yes!!!! 4 boys in 5 years. I definitely remember those times. 😂
I took a pregnancy test in Olive Garden after downing A LOT of wine!! It was positive 🙃
Awesome. A pleasure to listen too. Laughing my ass off.
You are the best medicine I know because every laugh a good Belly Laugh boost our immune system did you know that?? And it's what you are so good at so we're going to call you doc from now on!!! I love all your videos I watch them over twice and three times and I get so excited when I see something new or something old or when you're at home with your little Mom and Daddy fixing them food like your little sweetheart
When my daughter was only 5 months old I thought I had gotten pregnant again. I almost tee tee’d myself.
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
I have 5, it’s awesome!
Lol 😂
Absolutely hilarious!
I love the reference to the crock pot moms… IYKYK
I know exactly what you mean I'm a momma's fourth child 🤣😂👏👏👏😁💖🙏
Very funny lady with out swearing and cussing ...❤
A little whiskey at The Honky Tonk is not such a bad thing
Being a city woman who just this morning listen to Hank Williams ,you know I love this,😂
She is hilarious!
Damn this woman is giving my hernea a hell of a workout!
😄😄😄😄😄. Love your comedy. So funny.
This gal is something else! I love her 😁❤👈
I feel ya girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My little mama had 10 children, first one at 20, last one at 34. She had her 9 boys and 1 girl. 10 is a lovely round number. My dad was 43. They were done. Life was good.
And then, when my dad had built a beautiful, custom house built for my mom. An absolute perfect blend of everything they both wanted and needed - elegant Spanish style design for mom with a gorgeous Spanish courtyard, hand carved double doors from Mexico, stunning formal living room with beehive fireplace and picture windows overlooking the courtyard, formal dining room, well-fitted kitchen, long bedroom hallway, three bathrooms, and the master bedroom at one end of the house so that it shared no walls with another room and mom and dad had privacy, a lovely master bath with built in vanity and soaking tub. 5 large bedrooms with built in desks and bookshelves. Land for chickens, cattle and horses. Mom and dad had a bit too much privacy. And, surprise!!!! 5 years after their last child, mom was peri-menopausal, dad was 49, mom thought she had the flu. Nope. She had me. 😁. Child #11, and her second daughter.
They had to rearrange their expectations, but my parents always let me know that even though I was a surprise, I was a gift.
Solidarity to all surprise babies!!!
Damn Leanne you make that black dress look good!
Spoken as a true male! She needs to cover up!!!
Love Leanne ! 😂❤
OMG. I love her. Off the chart funny.
I definitely know that the Lord sent you to me In a season where I needed laughter! They❤
You're hilarious 😄😄
I SOBBED and pushed my man when I found out about the third …. Just two months after having the second .
The Queen of the ridge..
Love her!
Slow vaginal death, that is what it feels like! Birth control, tubal ligation and vasectomy's! Helps stop those accidents.
Yeah my Ma was 44 when she had me. Leanne explains a lot. 😮😂
She is hilarious
Legend
I had 3 children in 3 years almost to the day...then I took a 4 year break and had another. People used to ask once in awhile if I planned it that way, and I would tell them truthfully, No, I didn't. My mother-in-law said otherwise. She said I was "trapping" her son. We were married, so I didn't fully understand that sentiment. But, when I had the 4th one, 4 years later, people still thought I'd planned it that way..as if they had bet on it. No. But, when asked, Why the 4 years? It was just the way it was. Now years later, I realize it was because my husband's girlfriend had 2 those years. Show-off.
I remember when my mom told me, "people think 2 kids are hard, but it's the 3rd one that breaks the camel's back", - I'm the third. lol
I love her lmao
You are so funny!
Could not love you more!!! 😂💖
Mother of 5 right here aged 35 that husband was dumped and smacked the crap out of when I found out he had been doing the dirty while I was in hospital after having his son. I moved 270 miles away from him and met the love of my life 27 years of marriage best friend and if some little hussy starts touching my man I'm a coming for her and I am bringing hell with me. Then my 4 children with him are 25, 22, 21, and my only daughter is 19 today. She has body guards now and they are her siblings.
😅😅yeah, my 3rd 1 is my only boy & probably a little spoiled. I TOTALLY hear ya though ! After the 3rd... who cares lol ?!
Traveling back from Taos to Houston we stopped in Fort Stockton’s KFC and I nearly vomited. The next day I went to Walmart and took my own EPT test in the bathroom. 7 months later, it was a girl. I wonder how many pregnancies were confirmed in a Walmart bathroom.
🤣 ...at the Grocery Store
She is so funny
I dig Leanne
5 girls here. There may be a 6th and if that’s the case, the last 3 would be the scenario you described lol
Im gonna walk out to the woods and let the animals eat me 😂
How many pregnancies have been confirmed in the walmart bathroom. I'm right with you sister.
Very funny 👍
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine how she looks in jeans and a T shirt. Lucky husband.Oh, and hilarious funny.
Lmao
How long ago is this? This is twenty years ago I think.
Hilarious!
I had 3 baby's by the time I was 22
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She's got some figures wrong. If her kids are 14,11,and 9 then that means her son was 4 when she was pregnant with the 9 year old,not 3.
That's close enough for the girls I date.
Picky, picky, picky!!!
Funniest woman ever
So--what happened to her?
You shouldn't have been "punished" with that child.
I don't get the pap smear joke 🤔
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This was painful to watch.
She has the best accent
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