@@natalkumar6132 many women perhaps but being caught as a womanizer is still a taboo in Japanese society even if youre the Shogun and technically u can't touch the women of the imperial family
"Commander, I'm on the North Shore of Oahu.." Me, who has lived in Hawaii: No, that little island in the back is on the East shore of Oahu. SHES LYING ITS A TRAP
@@Ami-vh7sr Kelly Hu, She is of Chinese, Filipino, Spanish, English, and Hawaiian descent. She attended Maʻemaʻe Elementary School and Kamehameha Schools in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Empire ending: Rank of supreme shogun and one woman to marry you to continue your bloodline and that they too may serve the emperor. Allied ending: Maintaining the rank of commander and gaining 2 women because American decadence. Soviet ending: promoted to basically the ruler of the world.
@@majorianus8055 yes but i personnaly found she has this vide of being the next commander's conquest. Like you have successfully drove your tanks on Times Square. Now you lust drive your own 'Apocalypse tank' inside her inner 'Red Square'
Soviet ending is just temporary, as the Party politics changed often in Soviet Union and you can find yourself imprisoned and executed anytime (unless you keep killing any competition fast).
Back then only the story writer knew what gamer want while developer didn't give a shit about it.They just did whatever they want to the game and sell its name.
Didn´t you all realize? Empire Ending: One Woman Allied Ending: Capitalist Choice, two women Soviet Ending: COMMUNISM is the only Choice you need, want and is the only Choice
"Everyone needs to relax every now and then. Even a shogun." Every kid that got jumpstarted to an early puberty: "Respectfully Ma'am, I am just discovering a lot of things and rest doesn't seem to be in the cards for today. Or...the week."
The biggest gripe most had with RA3 was the fact the developers dialed up the campiness to 11 (though to be fair RA2 was pretty campy with the cutscenes) but it’s still playable . C&C 4 was the game that just killed the franchise
@@liteney Red Alerts 1+2 for sure. But they ruined 3. You get no time to feel out your units. So you don't really learn about their strengths+ weaknesses. And half the time you can just relax and let the AI win the game for you. . Thanks to that ridiculous feature that adds an AI partner. The best thing 3 about RA 3 is the cutscenes. In 1+2 you were given 1-2 new units with each new mission. That allowed you to learn how they work. But in RA3? Oh boy . They just pile it all in there . Bam! You have everything, and have no clue as to how any of it works. It's a shame too, because some of those new units were awesome.
Liaison: the people want to meet their new Premier. The future is yours comrade, the future... (static) ???: the future...? (Gets stabbed though the back, you look back at the attacker to see men in black uniforms with a red triangle and scorpion tail badge on their chest. A bald man leans over and wispers) Kane: Comrade Premier, I am... the future!
I don't know how this game managed to secure this galactico of celebraties for their cut scenes, for me it added to the fun of the game :) I think I'll play it again soon
@@random_name3977 my reply is same as Bill & Fred, WHAT?!!! J. K Simmons, George Takei, Peter Stormare, Jonathan Pryce and I'd even argue for Tim Curry Who else do you want??
@@frederikjuhl7929 Game is from 2008, before he did Whiplash... And even now, apart from a few projects like Whiplash, he is still doing mostly supporting roles.
@@Mothlord03 ha, I think you'd have to thank Mass Effect for bringing it to a normative thing - I mean, maybe Oblivion or Morrowind, but Mass Effect had full romance cutscenes for same sex characters
Loved all the cameos, they weren't just voices they got full screen time. Takei,Hu,Curry, Stormare, JK Simmons etc. I guess that got expensive though, easier to have a VO actor do a bunch of multiple characters.
Because Gina has the most mesmerizing eyes and she looks right into the camera. The others just just awkward seductive wiggles and the camera was pulled back.
Because modern games are made by a bunch of emasculated socialist sissies who quail at the sight of anyone with a testosterone level registering in the positives (namely everyone).
@@merlinthegray Maybe you're brainwashed by a bunch of leftist ideologues and have been rendered completely incapable of thinking for yourself. :) Look, I get it, son. All that you've been fed your entire life is a bunch of bullshit. So that's all that's in your head right now. It shapes your very worldview, and you have no understanding of the fact that pretty much everything you "know" is wrong. Kinda like Plato's Cave. However, you've now been informed. It's up to you whether you do something about it, or choose to continue to live in ignorance like a lamb led to slaughter.
Something tells me the Soviet one is the real ending. I mean, really, they had more concise plans and their campaign was more though out than the others. But consider this; it's the only ending that shows you that you clearly won. The others? They give you girls. Like the leaders don't want to admit that despite your efforts, you lost. The Soviets had the advantage of time-travel and won. Straight up. So instead of delivering you the news, they distract you with women. That or the actress didn't want to strip. Or they didn't had enough time to do proper endings for the two other factions.
Disagree, the allies ending gameplay wise clearly showed the end of both Japan and the Soviet Union. Mission 7 spells the defeat of the Empire, and Mission 9 spells the defeat of Tim curry. in the Empire campaign, mission 8 destroys Moscow and the time machine, and mission 9 destroys the last allied resistance in Amsterdam (The USA had already been defeated in Mission 6). Also, the Red alert 3 DLC Uprising showed the Allies campaign as the canon ending lol
Childhood is liking the Allied ending because two hot women Puberty is going for the Soviet ending because you're too cool for relationships Adulthood is realizing the Empire's ending was the best
I have a funny feeling that the Devs were worried about changing too much of the backbone of the C&C: Red Alert series so they decided to go all in on the horny.
Never have I thought of seeing Jenny Mcarthy, knowing full well that she’s antivax making me blush in an ending in a video game (Soviet power supreme!) But nothing beats the Soviet ending, where YOU control the now greatest Soviet republic, not some other premier, president or emperor
Red alert 1 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier Red alert 2 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier(Of a future space empire) Red alert 3 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier
I know it`s fictional but still doubt the woman from the Empire of the Rising sun would be dressed like this. As for allied part, I`d choose the left one for sure
The girls are probably one of the interesting points from red alert series. Sadly with the internet nowadays, i fear they will lose this tradition. If they ever decide to make another red alert game (not that stupid
6:05 "Yes... he did try to level Moscow and kill millions of innocent people, but only because he was trying to protect us. And in the end... isn't that what really matters?" I love how, in part, this game mocks the hypocrisy of the Americans about the greater good. I kinda love how these guys end up being the ones that impose their point of view to the rest of the world, making that none of the factions are actually "the good guys".
00:00 Intro
00:11 Empire of the Rising Sun Ending
03:29 Allied Ending
07:05 Soviet Ending
09:10 Outro
The Ladies: (flirts) "Hello Commander."
Commander: (blushes and nervous gulp)
God bless you kind sir
Bye2
Empire ending: 1 women
Allied ending: 2 women
Soviet ending: *The Motherland*
Ahhhhh, Russia always has the same thing to offer just slightly worse 😅
There was no s3x in USSR😂😂😂
Soviet had Dasha tho
that is why russians always look depressed
its an American game... in a Russian game sure Russian make it better
Empire ending: 1 women to relax
Allies ending: 2 women to dates
Soviet ending: all women in the world
Well technically Supreme Shogun means all women in the world .
@@natalkumar6132 many women perhaps but being caught as a womanizer is still a taboo in Japanese society even if youre the Shogun and technically u can't touch the women of the imperial family
@@majorianus8055 until you get caught then😉. That’s why you have other countries
Soviet: OUR women
imagine endings like that in 2021 from a AAA dev... no you can't...
Woman: "The future is yours, Commander."
Commander: "Niet! The future is OURS, comrade."
>executes her for spreading subliminal anti party propaganda.
"Nyet, the future is ours, my love, my dushka." (Dushka means "sweetie", but it's more commonly associated with the HMG.)
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay HMG??
@@chocolatesquirrel2002 Huge Men's Genetalia.
"Commander, I'm on the North Shore of Oahu.."
Me, who has lived in Hawaii: No, that little island in the back is on the East shore of Oahu. SHES LYING ITS A TRAP
I don’t even think she’s Japanese lol
delete this.
@@Ami-vh7sr Kelly Hu, She is of Chinese, Filipino, Spanish, English, and Hawaiian descent. She attended Maʻemaʻe Elementary School and Kamehameha Schools in Honolulu, Hawaii.
@@chrisl6263 so she isn’t Japanese
@@Ami-vh7sr I think she's a Brotherhood agent, just like Nadia.
Empire ending: Rank of supreme shogun and one woman to marry you to continue your bloodline and that they too may serve the emperor.
Allied ending: Maintaining the rank of commander and gaining 2 women because American decadence.
Soviet ending: promoted to basically the ruler of the world.
Yeah I think its funny how the Soviet woman didn't come across as wanting you and the others did.
@@PinpointAccu
Because the Soviets want glory and honor, not mere relationships.
@@PinpointAccu I dont she looks like she's ready to give a treat later after the main show
@@majorianus8055 yes but i personnaly found she has this vide of being the next commander's conquest.
Like you have successfully drove your tanks on Times Square.
Now you lust drive your own 'Apocalypse tank' inside her inner 'Red Square'
Soviet ending is just temporary, as the Party politics changed often in Soviet Union and you can find yourself imprisoned and executed anytime (unless you keep killing any competition fast).
I remember when i first finished all 3 campaigns...
allied: you get 2 choices
empire: you get 1 choice
soviet: you got work
Back then developers really knew what gamers wanted.
Cared*
To escape to the one place not yet corrupted by capitalism
Back then, we complained only westwood really knew what gamers wanted. and the cycle goes on.
@@steelbear2063 SPAACE
Back then only the story writer knew what gamer want while developer didn't give a shit about it.They just did whatever they want to the game and sell its name.
Imagine how many heads would explode on Twitter if a Western video game had these endings today.
then it's maybe better if they explode
lets find out
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Lol op is offended over nothing, this game is great
Be the still the best Video Game ending in long time. Personally I think the second ones would drive them absolutely Insane 😅😅😅😆😆😅🥰
Empire: Highest-ranked servant of the Emperor.
Allies: Highest-ranked military officer of the Allies.
Soviet: Highest-ranked person in the world.
Didn´t you all realize?
Empire Ending: One Woman
Allied Ending: Capitalist Choice, two women
Soviet Ending: COMMUNISM is the only Choice you need, want and is the only Choice
*insert obigatory russian sigma male song meme here*
on top of that, the soviet woman is arguably the hottest one of all of them so it hits even harder haha
I'll take capitalism over communism any day of the week. Communism is for weak pigs.
Lt. Eva is the best, in my opinion. She's definitely my choice.
Why 2 womens while you can get the best girl in the Soviet ending?
Red Alert feels like a meme someone made once that ended up being an accidental bop
"Everyone needs to relax every now and then. Even a shogun."
Every kid that got jumpstarted to an early puberty: "Respectfully Ma'am, I am just discovering a lot of things and rest doesn't seem to be in the cards for today. Or...the week."
This game was epic,I didn’t know it has that many actors in it or I just forgot
E
Im still baffled by how many A-list actors signed up for this lmao
The Ladies: (flirts) "Hello Commander."
Commander: (blushes and nervous gulp)
I hurt my nasal passages trying to hold in my laugh from this. Thanks
Soviet Commander: Sorry, but my heart belongs to the people.
@@exaid0556 OUR people
.................................no
In the back of the commanders mind: I'm going to need lots of whiskey for this
Back then, people complained about this game. In truth, this was pretty fun.
The biggest gripe most had with RA3 was the fact the developers dialed up the campiness to 11 (though to be fair RA2 was pretty campy with the cutscenes) but it’s still playable . C&C 4 was the game that just killed the franchise
Empire and Soviet : got title rank up....
Allied : stays as commander title....
Capitalism are democracy, so u cannot get promoted for political already, but with that reputation the commander can sure become president in election
@@patrickchong1671 not in todays America because "Americans" today hate their own nation and their own military even more
Let's be honest guys, nobody plays RA3 for its gameplay... We all just want to see the ladies in the cinematic
Are you joking? Red Alert is one of the greatest RTS's ever.
@@liteney Red Alerts 1+2 for sure. But they ruined 3.
You get no time to feel out your units. So you don't really learn about their strengths+ weaknesses. And half the time you can just relax and let the AI win the game for you. . Thanks to that ridiculous feature that adds an AI partner. The best thing 3 about RA 3 is the cutscenes.
In 1+2 you were given 1-2 new units with each new mission. That allowed you to learn how they work. But in RA3? Oh boy . They just pile it all in there . Bam! You have everything, and have no clue as to how any of it works.
It's a shame too, because some of those new units were awesome.
@@liteney Oh yeah. The graphics in RA3 are horrible. It's like some 5 year old went wild with a coloring book.
Bro the physical edition of RA3 came with a poster of all these ladies.
@@3217491 Damn it all !
I downloaded my game :(
Think I'd take the Russian happy ending.....
Asian spas have the best happy endings.
We'd take comrade
Agreed
To you, comrade!
Same
Liaison: the people want to meet their new Premier. The future is yours comrade, the future... (static)
???: the future...?
(Gets stabbed though the back, you look back at the attacker to see men in black uniforms with a red triangle and scorpion tail badge on their chest. A bald man leans over and wispers)
Kane: Comrade Premier, I am... the future!
Nah, Kane always looked up to potential candidates to serve him. I guess probably he would probably recruit the commander to his Inner Circle.
I don't know how this game managed to secure this galactico of celebraties for their cut scenes, for me it added to the fun of the game :)
I think I'll play it again soon
It's mostly B list celebrities, they just paid them for little work.
@@random_name3977 Hasselhoff is not a B-lister. He is Hasselhoff!
@@random_name3977 Simmons?
@@random_name3977 my reply is same as Bill & Fred, WHAT?!!!
J. K Simmons, George Takei, Peter Stormare, Jonathan Pryce and I'd even argue for Tim Curry
Who else do you want??
@@frederikjuhl7929 Game is from 2008, before he did Whiplash... And even now, apart from a few projects like Whiplash, he is still doing mostly supporting roles.
4:58 The ultimate gamer reward back in 2008
Meanwhile gay gamers: :(
@@Mothlord03 ha, I think you'd have to thank Mass Effect for bringing it to a normative thing - I mean, maybe Oblivion or Morrowind, but Mass Effect had full romance cutscenes for same sex characters
Is this game a dating simulator or something? I literally don't even know.
It's how trashy EA made the game.
Real time strategy game have a 3 country USA Russia and Japan
@@zonnodon163 wtf are talking, it's a great game
@@zonnodon163 Idiot you have no idea how good is this game
@@wahdangun I think he meant trashy as in sexualization, not necessarily a "trash" game
The FMV era command & conquer games are pretty much the only series I'd wanna play an RTS for the cutscenes
SC2 has insanely good cutscenes too.
Loved all the cameos, they weren't just voices they got full screen time. Takei,Hu,Curry, Stormare, JK Simmons etc. I guess that got expensive though, easier to have a VO actor do a bunch of multiple characters.
The one benefit of being EA instead of Westwood is you can spam money.
Dasha: "The future is yours commander, the future is yours!"
Commander: "Nyet! It is not my future, it is OUR future, comrade!"
why do i only get goosebumps for the soviet ending???? (asmr)
Because the failed dreams and hopes of communism still haunt us like a spectre.
Because you are a communist at heart. Embrace it, don't deny it, comrade:)
@@etnogamer7073 Yes comrade, It seems I have heard my calling, I shall embrace it with open arms
Because Gina has the most mesmerizing eyes and she looks right into the camera. The others just just awkward seductive wiggles and the camera was pulled back.
@@RecklessFables that wasnt gina in the soviet ending shes only in the other cutscenes
Something's rising and its not the Sun's Empire
😆😆
So many famous people in this I hadn't realised when I first played it lol
Some weren't famous yet, or at least weren't pulling AAA money at the time.
You had me at Gemma Atkinson. Incredible!
Not even a question who id pick in the Allied ending . RA3 Tanya just didn’t do it for me . (RA2 Tanya was S tier though )
@@Genie2319
RA 2 Tanya will be always the peak
I love how tanya wears her own clothes instead of her own military suit
There's no way any of those endings would be in "modern" games
They are pretty cringe anyways, so no loss...
Because modern games are made by a bunch of emasculated socialist sissies who quail at the sight of anyone with a testosterone level registering in the positives (namely everyone).
@Rob Brown Thanks!
@@merlinthegray Maybe you're brainwashed by a bunch of leftist ideologues and have been rendered completely incapable of thinking for yourself. :)
Look, I get it, son. All that you've been fed your entire life is a bunch of bullshit. So that's all that's in your head right now. It shapes your very worldview, and you have no understanding of the fact that pretty much everything you "know" is wrong. Kinda like Plato's Cave.
However, you've now been informed. It's up to you whether you do something about it, or choose to continue to live in ignorance like a lamb led to slaughter.
@@mr.battle20 Damn this is the most tryhard thing I've ever read. And the Punisher logo too? Lmao
I didn't know the Japanese had such good arguments for world domination.
Right? The game was campy as fuck, but also made some interestingly subversive points.
The Hoff for president
Nobody's gonna comment how horrible fitting is his suit?
The Hoff.
The cast in these cuts scenes are all awesome actors
Only the Soviet ending feels real,others are fanfic
I love the fact that Kelly Hu went from acting in this game to voice acting in The Legend of Vox Machina, as Dr. Anna Ripley.
Plus young justice
damn it's been 13 years since this game came out, the girl in white must be in her 40s by now.
She is actually 36. Gemma Atkinson.
@@NordRheinWestfale still hot though . She lost weight and came in an Indian movie recently . She came into an Indian guy literally.
@@natalkumar6132 Gonna need the source bro 👀
Shes still fine
@@natalkumar6132 Her IMDB doesn't show anything more recent than 2017. Is it not finished yet or something?
Let's have a drink with comrade Volkova!)
Something tells me the Soviet one is the real ending.
I mean, really, they had more concise plans and their campaign was more though out than the others. But consider this; it's the only ending that shows you that you clearly won.
The others? They give you girls. Like the leaders don't want to admit that despite your efforts, you lost. The Soviets had the advantage of time-travel and won. Straight up. So instead of delivering you the news, they distract you with women.
That or the actress didn't want to strip. Or they didn't had enough time to do proper endings for the two other factions.
Disagree, the allies ending gameplay wise clearly showed the end of both Japan and the Soviet Union. Mission 7 spells the defeat of the Empire, and Mission 9 spells the defeat of Tim curry.
in the Empire campaign, mission 8 destroys Moscow and the time machine, and mission 9 destroys the last allied resistance in Amsterdam (The USA had already been defeated in Mission 6).
Also, the Red alert 3 DLC Uprising showed the Allies campaign as the canon ending lol
why am i not surprised ur into command and conquer lol
The missions were the best , i love to see another Red alert game...
Can't decide to believe either that Gemma Atkinson celebrated her 40th birthday yesterday or I've celebrated my 38th a month earlier.
ahhhhhh Lieutenant Eva McKenna as rendered by Gemma Atkinson. Never gets old.
Wow! Red Alert 3 is 15 years old. Aged like fine wine!
Holy hell the amount of actors they snared into doing this.
Honestly, it sound like a pretty fun gig.
Childhood is liking the Allied ending because two hot women
Puberty is going for the Soviet ending because you're too cool for relationships
Adulthood is realizing the Empire's ending was the best
I have a funny feeling that the Devs were worried about changing too much of the backbone of the C&C: Red Alert series so they decided to go all in on the horny.
The soviets always have the best ending.
Man, this game (and all things C&C related) was great. They don't make them like that anymore
Never have I thought of seeing Jenny Mcarthy, knowing full well that she’s antivax making me blush in an ending in a video game
(Soviet power supreme!)
But nothing beats the Soviet ending, where YOU control the now greatest Soviet republic, not some other premier, president or emperor
Lol the Hoff is VP?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is the mad scientist played by Peter Stormare?
Red alert 1 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier
Red alert 2 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier(Of a future space empire)
Red alert 3 Soviet Ending: Becomes premier
Gundam meets man in the high castle. 2:27
2:35 and 3:15 have something in common. They both wanted to show you how they trimmed their bushes.
Oh this was back in the golden era. This game would never be able to be published today haha
I know it`s fictional but still doubt the woman from the Empire of the Rising sun would be dressed like this. As for allied part, I`d choose the left one for sure
Nothing will ever top Tanya from CC2
Hard choice between Kelly Hu and the British chick.
nah, it's easy... Kelly Hu! always pick Kelly Hu :))
All three endings:
beeeeeeeewbs
jesus the cast of this game is insane
I knew David Hasselhof would be president some day
Soviet ending seems as the right ending.
Wait David Hasselhof was actually in this? GENIUS
You done good Hasselhof… you done…
*Red Alert 4 gets released*
…ow….
The Soviet ending is the best.
i have to admit the soviets had some sick beats :) that after victory theme music is catchy
I'm a little sad that things like that just won't fly today
Rip Westwood. EA deployed their nukes on you way too early.
EA deployed their Ion Cannon + Nuke + Psionic Dominator + Rift Generator + SCUD Storm + ...
Much rather have the LT than Jenny McCarthy
I agree 100%
Agreed. Gemma Atkinson is WAY hotter than Jenny McCarthy.
Jenny is an anti-vaxx. Hell, her wikipedia photo nails that "Crazy Karen" look.
Back then I didn't realize there were so many famous actors in the game.
8:12, not sure what kind of "fun" he's talking about. 😂🤣
Producer: "How much objectification of women do you want to have in the cutscenes?"
EA: "Yes"
The blonde in the black dress is Jenny McCarthy, right? Of the 4, she's the only one I'd avoid, because she seems to be completely nuts.
The amount of major actors in this is simply staggering
George Takei
Kelly Hu
David Hasselhof
J.K. Simmons
Gina Carano
Helluva cast.
Jenny McCarthy is having the time of her life in these
Japan ending: Chill
Allies ending: Horny
Soviet ending: *Leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.*
The girls are probably one of the interesting points from red alert series. Sadly with the internet nowadays, i fear they will lose this tradition. If they ever decide to make another red alert game (not that stupid
Auth left: The Motherland
Auth right: 1 woman
Lib right: 2 women
Where’s libleft, where’s all the 😍men😍?
The English women gets it all
Way to go buddy!
I still play this game today love it ❤👌
I like how the outro song from soviet faction is kinda similar
Kane: "ONE VISION... ONE PURPOSE..."
Best era of western games
Remember E3 2 years ago, when one Keanu Reeves showed up and sent thousands into overdrive?
Imagine if they brought Red Alert 3's cast out now.
the girl pouring tea for empire ending is better looking than all three faction's girls.
Exactly.
Tea, flashback tea from 1 Red alerta
What if the Soviet commander is Kane?
"Comrade Dasha, _I_ am The future."
What if in Red Aler 2 and 3 we play as Kane?
6:05 "Yes... he did try to level Moscow and kill millions of innocent people, but only because he was trying to protect us. And in the end... isn't that what really matters?" I love how, in part, this game mocks the hypocrisy of the Americans about the greater good. I kinda love how these guys end up being the ones that impose their point of view to the rest of the world, making that none of the factions are actually "the good guys".
To be fair, the Soviet commander dude and the Russian lady probably slept together off-screen after the Soviet ending.
The accurate ending of us and ru is amazing.
this game was wonderfully cheesy
I only played the C&C From the 90s, this stuff looks like a Parody of C&C.
When game developers knew they made games for boys and they were good. Why is no longer cool to have a target audience is beyond me.
Ally leadership: This man fought for democracy and justice.
Commander: *steals cryocopter just to be in England sooner*
The allied ending, yeah let's go get drinks at the Soho-on second thought we just stay home
Yuri's Revenge allied ending is preferable.
the star power in this clips is frankly baffeling.
You wouldn't get away with this kind of game now :(
2:48 I'm including "Supreme Shogun" on my resume from now on.
This is why LOVE video games, it appeals to the male fantasy
Lietentent EVA was one giant crush of mine back in the days.....jesus what a woman.......that body structure.....