Jim Gaffigan - Fast Food Ruined Me

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  • Опубліковано 2 кві 2019
  • #JimGaffigan on his love of Popeye fried chicken (and the sailor man), fast food shame, and criminally re-selling ketchup packets.
    Jim Gaffigan stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2009.
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  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 5 років тому +734

    I saw the thumbnail and thought "Damn son, Gaffigan lost a lot of weight!", only to find out that this was filmed ten years ago 😂😂😬

    • @Sindollx666x
      @Sindollx666x 5 років тому +19

      Haha I thought the same!

    • @brianbertram4198
      @brianbertram4198 5 років тому +7

      SAME I WAS LIKE DAMN LOOK AT HIM GO

    • @stahlhamer02
      @stahlhamer02 5 років тому +4

      The comment I was looking for. Man looks like he had had a sleeve.

    • @ladygrey8707
      @ladygrey8707 5 років тому +2

      Oh my gosh, this was my exact thought!!!

    • @MommaKnowsBestest
      @MommaKnowsBestest 5 років тому +2

      Omg lol

  • @bashirchedid4687
    @bashirchedid4687 5 років тому +496

    Made a living off of food jokes. Genius

    • @rawveganfruitarian7290
      @rawveganfruitarian7290 5 років тому +4

      Chicken didnt live though

    • @radiocontrolgoree8772
      @radiocontrolgoree8772 5 років тому +2

      Well everybody eats food sooooo...

    • @domisthebomb09
      @domisthebomb09 5 років тому +1

      John Pinette anyone?

    • @firstgan114
      @firstgan114 5 років тому +5

      When you put food on the table by talking about the food on the table.

    • @RuiChui
      @RuiChui 5 років тому +3

      @@firstgan114 Yup... food jokes are his bread and butter! LOL

  • @gabrieltorres7596
    @gabrieltorres7596 5 років тому +1470

    Jim is proof that you can be legit hilarious without swearing. What a legend.

    • @HalimaAbshir
      @HalimaAbshir 5 років тому +18

      you should check out Nate Bargatze

    • @gabrieltorres7596
      @gabrieltorres7596 5 років тому +9

      @@GodsBadAssBlade oh shit! I can't believe miss that, I must have been laughing too loudly to notice lol good find but for the most part he doesn't use the top tier swear words I meant to say I feel like basterd (basturd?) is like tier 2 of swear words if there's such a thing 😂😂😂
      But thanks for pointing that out and also getting me to watch the video again 😂

    • @lifeandtheuniverse42
      @lifeandtheuniverse42 5 років тому +4

      James D hundreds? I’d love to see that list... I only know of a handful, unfortunately.

    • @RootinrPootine
      @RootinrPootine 5 років тому +5

      Especially since swearing is literally the worst thing

    • @SecretGerms
      @SecretGerms 5 років тому +4

      Gabriel Torres it’s spelled “bastard”, you fucking puritanical pussy.

  • @Strik.9
    @Strik.9 5 років тому +128

    "I need a resealable packet," and the bottle design. Only Gaffigan can make a whole segment about ketchup funny.

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 5 років тому +4

      yeah he takes the most mundane subjects that have no comedic value and turns them into gold

  • @SenorJuan2023
    @SenorJuan2023 5 років тому +73

    The part on ketchup is EPIC.

  • @1purplerose
    @1purplerose 5 років тому +44

    Jim is the very best comedian!!! He's hysterical without profanity and crudeness!! He just keeps getting better.

    • @1purplerose
      @1purplerose 4 роки тому +1

      @Laurence Pinney Nope...I'm a diaper dealer.

    • @GooseGumlizzard
      @GooseGumlizzard 4 роки тому

      you should check out his old material, much more blue

  • @matthewr23
    @matthewr23 5 років тому +194

    “Here, I’ll pump for you”
    “You come to this Wendy’s often?”

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort 5 років тому +6

      I'd fall for that guy. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kas7344
    @kas7344 5 років тому +236

    He once talked about bacon 🥓 for 50 minutes in a 1 hour special 😂😂😂😂

    • @mort8568
      @mort8568 5 років тому

      Handsome Man lmao

    • @LeUtubeAcc
      @LeUtubeAcc 5 років тому

      Hahaha

    • @jentleblink9221
      @jentleblink9221 5 років тому

      The best thing... Ever

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for this...i am looking for that special. I love this guy

  • @gregpresley1466
    @gregpresley1466 5 років тому +132

    You know you're a fantastic comedian when you can do a whole skit about "Ketchup". Lol..

    • @tomjoad929
      @tomjoad929 3 роки тому

      Been to a lot of flea markets no ketchup packets lol

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 5 років тому +186

    Jim Gaffigan is my favorite stand-up comedian. 👍❤

    • @motto7489
      @motto7489 5 років тому +1

      ❤😊😂

    • @ellonysman
      @ellonysman 5 років тому +1

      Absolutely the best, he kills me. He was in my town and I didn’t go. REGRET😢

    • @samordna7808
      @samordna7808 5 років тому +1

      *Lady Voldemort* eooh so quuuuute

    • @xandermcn
      @xandermcn 4 роки тому +2

      He's my favorite ketchup comedian.

  • @BluisRaw02
    @BluisRaw02 5 років тому +136

    That's so true about asking for more condiments.😂😂😂😂

  • @El_Chompo
    @El_Chompo 5 років тому +80

    Such good delivery and expression

  • @maryanndavis8580
    @maryanndavis8580 5 років тому +12

    He's so stinking funny. Saw him in concert...laughed til my mouth and sides hurt. "I DO!!"

    • @mykola5127
      @mykola5127 5 років тому

      HI, Please, help me understand this (English is not my native)
      0:53 ...but as an adult you always like eat fast food like something you used to date. I can't believe I ever went there.
      I don't understand what him means

    • @JJoy-bk8yr
      @JJoy-bk8yr 4 роки тому +1

      @@mykola5127 ". . . but as an adult you always *look at* fast food like someone you used to date . . ."
      He pronounced "look at" as "luhkeht." It is a regional accent from the Midwestern region of the U.S. They have some odd vowel sounds at times.

  • @MrPooPooKatchu
    @MrPooPooKatchu 5 років тому +40

    Gaffigan’s stand-up sets are 99% about food and I love every bit

    • @glenntaylor9519
      @glenntaylor9519 5 років тому +3

      Every 'bite' lol!

    • @clytemnestra111
      @clytemnestra111 5 років тому +1

      Yes, he combines my two favorite things. Food and comedy. :D

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 4 роки тому +24

    "So I think I'm opening a present."

  • @rogerg0834
    @rogerg0834 5 років тому +32

    wow..that killed me...literally tears from laughing "popeys...oh I get, popeye was a sailor and your food goes through me like a torpedo" ROFL!!!!!!! :)

  • @joeyoshs
    @joeyoshs 5 років тому +20

    When I saw this video was posted 5 days ago I thought Jim lost weight but then I realized this was from 2009. I love you Jim, you have brought me many laughs!!!

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 5 років тому +22

    His best stand-up by far. Had me dying from beginning to end

    • @2nd3rd1st
      @2nd3rd1st 5 років тому

      You're a cheap date ^^

  • @kellywaggoner6703
    @kellywaggoner6703 5 років тому +122

    🎼. “Hot pockets” 🎼

    • @mariamgorjian
      @mariamgorjian 5 років тому +2

      🎼Pocket pocket pocket 🎼

    • @jessicaconner1242
      @jessicaconner1242 5 років тому +2

      Kelly Waggoner god I wish I could’ve hit the like button 1000 times..... but could only hit it once.

    • @allispossible8447
      @allispossible8447 5 років тому +2

      Ketchup 🎶

    • @helenrogers1400
      @helenrogers1400 5 років тому +1

      Kelly Waggoner , my favorite

    • @BmoKingOfOoo
      @BmoKingOfOoo 5 років тому +2

      How dare you make my brain sing

  • @nobodyaskedbut
    @nobodyaskedbut 5 років тому +14

    The best stand up comic this century has produced.

    • @cyanginpedro
      @cyanginpedro 5 років тому +1

      @nobodyaskedbut Dave Chappelle.

    • @StamfordBridge
      @StamfordBridge 4 роки тому

      EL Plagua I don’t think we can see either of those guys anymore the same way we could see them in their prime. I’d take Gaffigan at this point.

  • @nicklasrothmann4043
    @nicklasrothmann4043 5 років тому +84

    He is a genius😂 one of my favorite comedians

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives 4 роки тому +4

    We love you Jim ...
    my heart is hurting for other reasons and comedy helps ... ty....

  • @dustin2698
    @dustin2698 5 років тому +258

    This bit overperformed. "Drive around back" killed me.

    • @theman1412
      @theman1412 4 роки тому +2

      "Look, no one has to see you."

    • @gwimmer98
      @gwimmer98 4 роки тому +1

      “Can you move your building closer to my car?”

  • @jimromesadouche183
    @jimromesadouche183 4 роки тому +14

    How's he funnier than 99% of comedians when he's talking about ketchup

  • @rileymclellan8953
    @rileymclellan8953 5 років тому +6

    CLEANING WINDOWS! I’m crying 😂

  • @bellaarnone7999
    @bellaarnone7999 5 років тому +10

    I'm so glad I got to see him for my birthday two years ago😂

  • @JoshuaOtusanya
    @JoshuaOtusanya 5 років тому +66

    I fully applaud Jim’s commitment to his niche. All his jokes are about food 😆
    -Josh Otusanya

    • @yarpy4927
      @yarpy4927 5 років тому +9

      Did you really just sign your own name on a UA-cam comment?
      I looked at your channel and you're not even close to retirement, you must have that Benjamin Button.

    • @jeremystone4193
      @jeremystone4193 5 років тому

      Or his thousand kids.

    • @danfu3657
      @danfu3657 5 років тому +2

      Guy, No one cares about you or your fake ass.

    • @blaclabelgenius
      @blaclabelgenius 5 років тому +5

      The Josh O Show bruh, you just quoted yourself? Who are u? 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Timmertube75
      @Timmertube75 5 років тому +1

      Good that you qualified that comment because a few of us were thinking is was one of Stephen Hawkins.

  • @gailremp3628
    @gailremp3628 5 років тому +2

    The thing I enjoy about Jim is even if it's an older performance it's just as funny as his current stuff. And the videos that he and his wife did about her cancer and all the hell they went through was so inspiring. I can see how so many of us like him. He just cracks you up. When you've had a rough day, there's nothing like Jim t help perk ya back up.

  • @thebleakoverview4227
    @thebleakoverview4227 5 років тому +36

    What a coincidence that this video popped up. I was just telling my coworkers that salsa is like the Mexican ketchup. 😆

    • @soconaturalhealth
      @soconaturalhealth 5 років тому +2

      Thanks to that mic access on your phone and a new algorithm from Instagram and Facebook

    • @Jeremy-yd9ep
      @Jeremy-yd9ep 5 років тому

      Yep, that's no coincidence boss.

    • @AustinTexas6thStreet
      @AustinTexas6thStreet 5 років тому +1

      @@soconaturalhealth Really? I've heard about that before but, if it was as prevalent as people say, then why don't I constantly get recommended videos about cocaine??

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 5 років тому +4

    The only standup comedian without any scandals.

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 5 років тому +6

    "NOT FOR RESALE", damn that's awesome

  • @ericrypt
    @ericrypt 5 років тому +8

    I just spit my drink out from laughing so hard

  • @suzyq1405
    @suzyq1405 5 років тому +8

    You always make me laugh, Jim Gaffigan, and I love you for that😘

  • @cocochanel3074
    @cocochanel3074 2 місяці тому

    This is probably one of the funniest men on the planet. You are great Jim Gaffigan!

  • @carluno7198
    @carluno7198 5 років тому +9

    Still hilarious, like all his stuff. Thanks for the post.

  • @catharineorellana3522
    @catharineorellana3522 3 роки тому

    That ketchup keg pump bit at 4:00 is brilliant! THAT cracks me up every time because that's EXACTLY how guys looked back in college keg parties!!!

  • @janetwentz3259
    @janetwentz3259 4 роки тому +18

    I love this guy. I went through McDonald’s the other day just for a Diet Coke and fries 🍟 and asked for ketchup and she gave me 38 packets. They take it personal if you ask for ketchup or a napkin.

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +4

    Jim always makes the most honest jokes XD
    He isnt wrong ppl do hunch over at fast food places

  • @danoduncan1763
    @danoduncan1763 4 роки тому +1

    my daily "going to the Jim"... xD

  • @Flexamillious
    @Flexamillious 5 років тому +8

    Ive never hurd of this guy before starting the watching spree now

  • @kellygervais3440
    @kellygervais3440 5 років тому +4

    Just love love love him....

  • @piecesofme8531
    @piecesofme8531 4 роки тому

    I’ve watched this set about 6 or 7 times and it still cracks me up!

  • @stevehunt914
    @stevehunt914 5 років тому +8

    professional as ever

  • @danbanks7930
    @danbanks7930 5 років тому +2

    Never clone this guy..well all die from laughter 😂😂

  • @jaguarrose7022
    @jaguarrose7022 4 роки тому +2

    I love vintage Jim 😍

  • @geoffdearth7360
    @geoffdearth7360 5 років тому +32

    When I was a kid in the 50s going to McDonalds was a big treat.

    • @AustinTexas6thStreet
      @AustinTexas6thStreet 5 років тому

      Awww....that's sad

    • @beachsnob3424
      @beachsnob3424 4 роки тому +5

      geoff dearth side bar; have u seen the movie FOUNDER? Great movie...
      Im a 70’s kid & the happy meal was a huge treat for us as kids. One would say it was a splurge... its crazy how fast food went from being a special treat to a way of life☹️

    • @stukkak1976
      @stukkak1976 4 роки тому +3

      In South Africa in the 80's, we had to go to the city for fast food. Had KFC like once a year. Was a very Big deal for us kids.

    • @quantumleap4023
      @quantumleap4023 4 роки тому

      Remember when candy was also a treat? Now kids are hitting the 7/11 every day before school to get their fix.

  • @vaughnkavon3993
    @vaughnkavon3993 4 роки тому

    So so good ! Jim you ARE THE BEST ! ! I didn't even need to add ketchup to make it better !

  • @smoovoperata3242
    @smoovoperata3242 5 років тому +50

    I love Jim, it's just good clean comedy:) and he hasn't gotten busted for sexual harassment like alot of other dudes so.. That's something 👍

    • @samordna7808
      @samordna7808 5 років тому +1

      Smoov Operata he looks the part tho..not quite convinced yet
      But for now = yipiiee

    • @reginaldcrapo132
      @reginaldcrapo132 5 років тому +3

      @@samordna7808 Hook-nose? No. Yarmulke? No. He does not look the part, you clown.

    • @michaelbracho3956
      @michaelbracho3956 5 років тому +9

      Oh no he has been busted for sexual harassment. Food has multiple restraining orders out on him.

    • @smoovoperata3242
      @smoovoperata3242 5 років тому +3

      @@michaelbracho3956 He does like to get sexual with food 🤔

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому

      Pretty sure he made jokes about he looks creepy XD but he is a dad sooo his kids likely tell him he looks creepy

  • @randymcduffie6987
    @randymcduffie6987 5 років тому +46

    Very underrated comedian 💯

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 років тому +6

      He's been a top comedian for years. He's not underrated, but I know it's the thing to say "underrated" on YT.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 5 років тому +2

      First pick to get a special from Amazon. Totally underrated.

    • @arthurcurry2003
      @arthurcurry2003 5 років тому +2

      Not at all. He’s even had his own tv show.

  • @craigzeigler194
    @craigzeigler194 5 років тому +1

    Excellent Jim. Thanks.

  • @danthompson5797
    @danthompson5797 4 роки тому

    Lol the upside down bit was hilarious!

  • @bencarey8988
    @bencarey8988 5 років тому +3

    I'm going to watch it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobsearcy7478
    @jacobsearcy7478 4 роки тому

    Jim murdered this set! Always a pleasure to watch.

  • @Lugenfabrik
    @Lugenfabrik 5 років тому +82

    I remember skinny gaffigan.

  • @mikeyoung9810
    @mikeyoung9810 4 роки тому +1

    I love Mr Gaffigan and this channel. It gives me some laughs when I really need them. (ketchup gets a bad wrap. It's just not whether it improves food but it gives it some variety from the norm).

  • @Sprinklespritz
    @Sprinklespritz 5 років тому +37

    He reminds me of Philip Seymour Hoffman.. 😇

    • @effyoo6081
      @effyoo6081 5 років тому +2

      Yea he does look like a bloated corpse

  • @jliz6435
    @jliz6435 5 років тому +5

    Love good clean comedy 🤣😂

  • @vicmartone
    @vicmartone 5 років тому +101

    They didn't put the cap on the bottom, Jim, they just glued the sticker upside down

    • @Goldy01
      @Goldy01 5 років тому +9

      Sneaky gravity experts!

    • @beachsnob3424
      @beachsnob3424 4 роки тому +2

      victor martone OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!

  • @jamievidd775
    @jamievidd775 5 років тому +1

    This was so damn hilarious.

  • @rebeccahherdener2068
    @rebeccahherdener2068 4 роки тому

    LOL! Love this guy! HILARIOUS!😂😂😂
    Tye shpeil about different countries ketchup!😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @richardharepax123
    @richardharepax123 5 років тому

    I love the last part about the vinegar that is funny

  • @haleyhowell7889
    @haleyhowell7889 5 років тому +1

    This clip made me hungry 😂

  • @pandecoco2245
    @pandecoco2245 5 років тому +6

    I'll talk to our gravity experts.

  • @bourdie1979
    @bourdie1979 5 років тому +1

    Lol so good

  • @margarethurley1067
    @margarethurley1067 4 роки тому

    love Jim.

  • @mr.wizard2974
    @mr.wizard2974 5 років тому +4

    My favorite chicken Jim is Church's! The wings are the wing attached to half the breast and chicken ain't chicken without the jalepinos

  • @jackpackage256
    @jackpackage256 5 років тому +8

    Jim is great. Clean comedy is refreshing sometimes.
    For those of you wondering this is old.

  • @jdogmcnasty1980
    @jdogmcnasty1980 5 років тому +1

    “I Doooo...”!😂

  • @mattgiguere5638
    @mattgiguere5638 4 роки тому

    Love it👍

  • @lizzyinhawaii5713
    @lizzyinhawaii5713 4 роки тому +1

    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 one of my fav comedians

  • @PockASqueeno
    @PockASqueeno 5 років тому +6

    I thought I was the only person who wondered why they didn’t always put the lid on the bottom!

  • @haranguemeringue8957
    @haranguemeringue8957 5 років тому

    😂❤️😂❤️ I thought I had seen every Jim Gaffigan set at least once - more like a thousand 😬 - but some of these were new to me, which made this like a wrapper-less present. 😆😬 (Referencing the set above)

  • @boyimbornal
    @boyimbornal 4 роки тому

    I can't watch other comedians anymore since I started watching Jim, His timing and being naturally funny is way above others. Most of the comics shout their jokes, swear a lot and just try too hard to get a reaction. Jim is just so natural!

  • @wilsonseto1
    @wilsonseto1 5 років тому +2

    i didn't realize the ketchup bottles were upside down hahahahahahah

  • @rogerpeet7399
    @rogerpeet7399 5 років тому +1

    He crackes me up somethen fierce.

  • @Dulcimertunes
    @Dulcimertunes 5 років тому +19

    Wow! Slim Jim!

  • @dreambeliever3652
    @dreambeliever3652 5 років тому

    Ok... the ketchup thing... taking from him. Dude.... feel you totally!!! 😂😂😂

  • @AntonioMartinez-nc5gy
    @AntonioMartinez-nc5gy 4 роки тому

    Everyone love's Popeye's, gotta have it. Thank you Jim for the standup

  • @davesaenz3732
    @davesaenz3732 4 роки тому

    Very good stuff.

  • @zoedujour
    @zoedujour 5 років тому +4

    Hahaha. I actually ate ketchup on steamed broccoli when I was pregnant.

  • @felkerforcongress
    @felkerforcongress 4 роки тому

    This man is a Legend!

  • @rolandahines
    @rolandahines 4 місяці тому

    Jim is funny and soothing!

  • @chrisoberg6888
    @chrisoberg6888 5 років тому +2

    Best clean comic imho

  • @mcsnowPRIVATE
    @mcsnowPRIVATE 5 років тому

    I like this dude, relatable

  • @adamdonlon1348
    @adamdonlon1348 5 років тому +3

    I really hope this channel will start to post more recent comedy bits. It’s a shame that it’s taken this long for these bits to get to the Internet...

  • @chkyle68
    @chkyle68 4 роки тому

    Great set by Jim, followed by another great set at 6:11.

  • @Illumirage
    @Illumirage 5 років тому

    hahah even just the title of this is hilarious "fast food ruined me"

  • @whiteyquartz3409
    @whiteyquartz3409 5 років тому +6

    Jim looks good!

  • @glenntaylor9519
    @glenntaylor9519 5 років тому +6

    The more fast food I enjoy the slower I become.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 5 років тому +3

    |I usually leave McDonalds with at least one left over ketchup packet to put in my fridge for emergencies.

  • @SurfingTubes
    @SurfingTubes 5 років тому

    6:12 ! She wore her nightgown... awesome!

  • @bmaiceman
    @bmaiceman 5 років тому +6

    I always add a side of vinegar to my ketchup!!😂

    • @marin34
      @marin34 5 років тому

      I like putting some minced parsley on it.

    • @todosassd1855
      @todosassd1855 5 років тому

      Tabasco

  • @molmer2380
    @molmer2380 5 років тому +3

    This reminds me when I went to Sonic and the car hop brought ONE ketchup packet with my order. I laughed and of course when I asked for more, she brought out 4-5!

  • @browsingyoutube6563
    @browsingyoutube6563 5 років тому

    Hilarious and clean ... wow

  • @WolfkinNorthclaw
    @WolfkinNorthclaw 5 років тому

    I love fast food now and then and I am not ashamed of it one bit.

  • @chironapolonio
    @chironapolonio 5 років тому +1

    This man KILLS!

  • @Natiepooh80
    @Natiepooh80 5 років тому

    🤣👌 plz comme back to Montreal

  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 4 роки тому

    So true about fast food compared to regular restaurants. I remember once when my parents and niece came to visit, and we went to a sitdown restaurant. She ordered the spaghetti, and she was getting more and more upset that it took a while. The last few times, she was more used to the idea, but I figured that surely she understood that food takes a while to prepare.

  • @gman9035
    @gman9035 4 роки тому

    Gold Jerry, gold

  • @Miss_Annlaug
    @Miss_Annlaug 5 років тому

    Cracks me up!