Prescription Peddler I’m in China and we have to buy bottled water because the tap water is dangerous. It’s either buy water or boil the tap water, but who has tome for that? So, maybe you shouldn’t make a blanket statement about people who buy bottled water are fools? I mean, I am a fool, but not for that reason.
@Nature and Physics no... we were stupid kids that turned the hose on and drank the hot water from hose that was sitting in the sun all day... after the first couple of times I wised up and went after everyone else... xD
@Nature and Physics it's funny... the big guys would always shove us aside and say "ME FIRST!"... never had to shove me aside, I was way in the back with the rest of the smarter kids... ;)
@1:57-:59 of this video ... the audio FX of clapping and laughing does not match the crowd in frame; unless exactly half of the crowd is laughing and clapping ... either way it's hilarious ! excellent stand-up comedy, as well. Thumbs up #3.2K or abouts.
I’m the book person. 😝 Actually I’ve made it a point over the years to wait to read a book if I find out it’s being made into a movie and then read it after I’ve seen the movie. I find I’m a lot less disappointed that way.
On December 14th 1853, a water company named Compagnie Générale des Eaux was created by an imperial decree of President Charles Louis Napoléon Bonaparte aka Napoleon III -- this company is currently known as Vivendi, which owns UMG & much of the music industry
Fuckin' A, some folks don't seem to realize how bad the infrastructure is, in most cities. Most people would be shocked to know how easy it is for ground water contaminants to get in their water. I used to work on water lines for contractors and for the city and I wont drink, make ice, or cook with tap water. peace
Ever pick up a bottle of water and shake it before opening it? I do... then I think, what am I doing? If water has pulp in it that needs to be stirred up...I really shouldn't be drinking it!
4:42 Third guy moving left... he is not amused. You have to admit, buying bottled water when you can easily get a filtration adapter for your faucet that will pump out equally pure water... and you look at most low cost bottled water, many will say "comes from a municipal source" which... all it is saying is tap water from some major city.
I've seen the entire Comedy Central one from the same year, 2000, with the corn patch on stage behind him & he does this bottled water joke there, plus practically a lot of the other ones told here.
2 reasons for bottled water: 1. Its how countries without clean tap water drink, I had to get all my drinking water bottled while I was in China. 2. For drinking when you're out and away from your tap at home, because there aren't water fountains at every corner and its frowned upon to suck on other people's taps.
How did he look older 16 years ago than he does now?
ikr
wild guess: multiple cosmetic surgery
TheBurgerkrieg the beard makes him look younger
Bosley?
His hair cut
five kids would do this guy some good
Lmao
The Curious Case of Jim Gaffigan
“Evian” is “naive” spelled backwards.
Prescription Peddler yeah, that it’s their money and they can spend it however the fuck they want 🤣
treefiddytwo tool
Scottish McMillan You just blew my mind
Prescription Peddler I’m in China and we have to buy bottled water because the tap water is dangerous. It’s either buy water or boil the tap water, but who has tome for that? So, maybe you shouldn’t make a blanket statement about people who buy bottled water are fools? I mean, I am a fool, but not for that reason.
@@assmane999 where i live our water has uranium in it so yeah....we buy water
He's definitely one of the greats right guys? Lol
Absolutely one of the funniest!
Jim that’s called depression. Omg I laugh nonstop with this guy. The irony is unsurpassed. He is brilliant.
He can make something funny out of any subject
I’ve been loving these daily videos - a bright spot right now! Thanks Jim!
awesome! this guy is a thinker. i will look for more of him.🌪👻
brilliant stand-up!
Didn't know Alton Brown did stand up also
His jokes about bottled water are the best. Lol i don't buy bottled water anymore because of these jokes.
Jim you've always been awesome!!💯
Jim, you're awesome.
“I’m no chemist...” 😂😂😂
That was fantastic
Oh my gosh that was so funny! The getting murdered cause you're too tired thing is so true!
4:50 This is more watery than water...lol
...freaking hilarious
This guy is pretty good. Stick with it, buddy.
You're going places!
continued on page 6. NOT FOR ME!!!! hahahahahahahaha
Love this guy. Hez so Real
It did come from France, started with Perrier
4:43 is obviously visiting from france lol
I see toby from the office finally found his true calling.
nice one!
3:34 joe Pesci is in the audience
Looks too tall :P
...more water than water.. 🤣🤣
I remember drinking, (after about seven other kids), from a garden hose...
and the water was always so warm you instantly regretted it... :P
@Nature and Physics no... we were stupid kids that turned the hose on and drank the hot water from hose that was sitting in the sun all day... after the first couple of times I wised up and went after everyone else... xD
@Nature and Physics it's funny... the big guys would always shove us aside and say "ME FIRST!"... never had to shove me aside, I was way in the back with the rest of the smarter kids... ;)
@Nature and Physics ROTFL !... even worse than "hot pocket" squirts ?... :,D
@Nature and Physics we really haven't evolved much in sixty years have we ?... :(
Somebody got a new head of hair...
Too many of these hit home. I need to make some changes
How did five kids and a wife regrow this man’s hair?
Top of the line, grade A beef comedy right there.
Wagyu.
Sleep; all I need is 8 hours a day,...and about 10 at night and I'm good. 👍
Water purification we cannot handle minerals
How did he get more hair. lol
I mean I know people have different senses of humor but I saw a guy in the audience that wasn’t even smiling. How could you not?
@1:57-:59 of this video ... the audio FX of clapping and laughing does not match the crowd in frame; unless exactly half of the crowd is laughing and clapping ... either way it's hilarious ! excellent stand-up comedy, as well. Thumbs up #3.2K or abouts.
"Not for me" lol
Did Jim get hair plugs since filming this?
no he has a rare condition of reverse male pattern baldness. I wish I had it.
He has Benjamin Button disease.
Sure looks like it.
Yeah, I was at the marketing meeting
He got it spot on
Okay... Jim...how do you have more hair now? Lol you are like a fine wine...better with age.😊
This video must be pre hot pocket days
old people tend to love naps
Bottled water has 22 times the microplastic particles as tap water. We are paying to poison ourselves. How funny!
Killer one-liners
I’m the book person. 😝 Actually I’ve made it a point over the years to wait to read a book if I find out it’s being made into a movie and then read it after I’ve seen the movie. I find I’m a lot less disappointed that way.
On December 14th 1853, a water company named Compagnie Générale des Eaux was created by an imperial decree of President Charles Louis Napoléon Bonaparte aka Napoleon III -- this company is currently known as Vivendi, which owns UMG & much of the music industry
@4:43, guy in the yellowish blazer just dead ass does not think this hilarious genius is funny at all, lol!
Haha. Yeah some ppl were born without a sense of humor.
why do we pay for botteled water , cause its f**kin clean
that's why
Fuckin' A, some folks don't seem to realize how bad the infrastructure is, in most cities. Most people would be shocked to know how easy it is for ground water contaminants to get in their water. I used to work on water lines for contractors and for the city and I wont drink, make ice, or cook with tap water.
peace
It's even worse now. I saw a gallon jug of pH-balanced water at the supermarket. It goes for $7.
3:50
Ever pick up a bottle of water and shake it before opening it? I do... then I think, what am I doing? If water has pulp in it that needs to be stirred up...I really shouldn't be drinking it!
SnowbordrWRX Thought he’d said that. Was waiting for that in his set. That’s pretty funny.🤣😂🤣
I need water bouillon
Probably because you can charge more for it than you could for bottled air... 😏
Bottle water bit: 3:44
I just dreamt my best friend from grade school was telling me about bottled water...and this showed up NICE!!!
😆🤣😂
in Birmingham uk they put loads of flouride or flourine into the tap water
for some reason
Had a alkaline water commercial before the video loaded
Is it just me, or does Jim look younger and thinner in this video than usual?
It's so weird, he looks 16 years older then than now, instead of the other way around.
He isn’t quite pale yet. Lol
I'm too lazy to comment right now.
I will do it next week
Alton Brown from Food Network?
does he wear a piece now? he has more hair now.
I think he just started letting it grow out. You can see his thin hairs in this vid, maybe they look thicker when grown out.
4:42 Third guy moving left... he is not amused. You have to admit, buying bottled water when you can easily get a filtration adapter for your faucet that will pump out equally pure water... and you look at most low cost bottled water, many will say "comes from a municipal source" which... all it is saying is tap water from some major city.
I wss gonna mentiin that guy just right now. He bought litres of water back in the day and he just realised it was a fraud LOL
Alton Brown?
I've seen the entire Comedy Central one from the same year, 2000, with the corn patch on stage behind him & he does this bottled water joke there, plus practically a lot of the other ones told here.
He was bald then... has a full head of hair now
Definitely looks like transplants now..they look good...
Spell Evian backwards🤔
Mike Cole Naive . 😂
@@laraoneal7284 yep people who buy bottled crap water
Tap water tastes like crap most places
lol Stephen King himself will tell you his books are better than the movies haha but at least in this case... it's true
wow was there like 5 people in the room?
Montreal has the worst crowds
Where’s his hair?
Is he aging like Benjamin Button?
He has aged better than Patrice O’Neal on opie & Anthony?
He doesn't look like a comedian any more...No hair , no Jim...lol
Andy Rooney
My mother is the "book was better" person. 😒
Dale Gribble In her defense it usually is. 🤣
Notice not one black guy in the audience, thats how you know he funny.
AWWW He was so cute! Now he''se older and paler!
2 reasons for bottled water:
1. Its how countries without clean tap water drink, I had to get all my drinking water bottled while I was in China.
2. For drinking when you're out and away from your tap at home, because there aren't water fountains at every corner and its frowned upon to suck on other people's taps.
His French act sounded more German, yes?
Jim looks like his mouth was put on upside down.
Not funny
Did Robin Williams steal his bit about the french selling water? Or the other way around?
Wounded Ego Robin Williams stole a lot of bits
Not everyone in France smokes.
You're funny, but grow a beard...
i love sleep too!!! he is so relatable...🤣🤣🤣