I know you joked about it at the end, but yeah I kinda did miss you Chris. Like, you're genuinely one of the people on this platform who has made me laugh the most over the last _several_ years, and you're also my not-quite-fully-depressing window in to the ongoing slow-motion train derailing that is your accursed country. Thanks for cooking up another dish for us hungry folks, this episode was dope!
It's always so strange watching an upload from Chris because it feels like opening a time capsule back to a UA-cam that pretty much doesn't exist anymore. Short videos (relatively speaking) like this are anything but the norm on here these days but man this pace is super refreshing. It's kinda reminded me why I used to spend so much time watching content on UA-cam to begin with. This video was less than 20 minutes long but it feels infinitely more memorable than any of the fucking hour-plus long video essays or whatever the fuck I've seen on here the last few years.
@Firestorm422 oh for sure, it's less about the length and more about the pace, I think. So much stuff on UA-cam feels like it's just long for the sake of being long. It lacks clear intent like the stuff Chris has always made. It's nice to have something like this where there's a clear flow from topic to topic, some good jokes are made along the way, and it ends nicely without overstaying it's welcome.
@liljoe62799 there is definitely a difference between something being along for the sake of it and something being long because it's a detailed topic that they want to explore fully. Like some channels wanting to fully talk about every single aspect of certain video games.
This is honestly like the youtube version of the late-night talk show style recap, Daily Show esque without the crowd. There isn't too much time spent on each topic and the jokes hit.
Fallout 2 did it earlier (technically Tragic: The Garnering), though I'm sure someone had made that joke already at some point. Might have been in OG Fallout as well, but I never played that one.
Missed your video editing, Chris. Glad to see that the recap is as snappy, engaging, and just plain fucking funny as always. The intro compilation of the recaps of the olden days made me feel somethin'. Good shit, glad you haven't left this channel alone juuuust yet Keep on keepin' on
Jesus Christ an actual upload? I know he said we’d get stuff in November but I’m still gobsmacked. I still remember the trailer for the Weird Wide Web from 2 years ago that never came to be. 14:59 This was fucking brilliant.
If you missed it there's a Short version that has an extra little bit in it, I'm sad we didn't get a full song of it or more lines cause it's straight fire lol
Chris, your videos speak directly to the crushed part of my soul. Thank you for getting back to it. Tho now I have that Blue song stuck in my head and the only way to get it out of my brain is to push it out, with an ice pick.
The Return of The King. The intro montage of the skits through the years, nostalgia (for simpler times). S/O The Snark Tank Bois Dandruff Blackmane & sween
I have been staring blankly at my computer monitor for 11 months waiting for the moment when Chris Ray Gun would again post some form of precious content. I've survived on a diet of pancakes and radiation, gradually wasting away, both in body and in soul. But today, at long last, I have consumed the true nourishment of this glorious feast of sophisticated digitally produced bell and baby-oil oriented content and am whole again. Thank you, Chris Ray Gun. Thank you, many happy returns, and may you live long and prosper.
11:08 I actually appreciate that you actually use real words in situations like this. It just feels so disrespectful when people say unalived and shit like that.
dudeeee. i came here to post about this similarly. fucking lame that unalived is youtubes preferred vocabulary. ITS JUST A FUCKING SYNONYM FOR SUICIDE, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. make it make sense
@@mpnothanks Same, a friend of mine a few weeks ago texted me that a mutual friend of ours unalived himself and I wanted to punch him through my phone.
If youre not already, you're missing out on weekly Chris. Sween, and Derrick content on Snark Tank! He's very much been alive and active, just not here.
Chris actually uploaded.....We're so fucking cooked😭
🫂
He's not dead...neat!
Shiiii
We are so back
Hopes for more uploads in the future
Nice! looking forward to seeing you again in 2026
Ayy DarkMatter! How's it going, dude?
I was surprised by the upload already. But seeing DarkMatter in the comment section is the extra cherry on top. :-D
What year is it, 2008?
the crossover we all want to see
Its not going to be good for you, you haven't been relevant since 2010.
this year feels like a HBO reboot of 2016
so accurate I winced reading this
Real
Don't worry, 2025 is gonna be fire once Trump gets into office. Cheap gas prices and less crime
Where the liberals and leftists lose their mind over nothing?
@@olsnippers6627 And don't forget the best part... less brown people 🙃
I didn't think of you once in the past year. But then, you also didn't think of me once in the past year so we're even.
Fair
He has two podcasts that have been releasing twice a week pretty consistently! Definitely check them out if you want more Chris.
That entire Diddy section he forgot to say "allegedly" it's the nipple-twist mines for you, Chris.
You missed the best part of the Costco saga lmao.
The part where the local Costco came out and said they don't sell Baby Oil.
I knew having notifications on after a year of nothing would pay off.
"We'll fight stagnation on the UA-cam, we'll fight it on Twitch, and Twitter, but not on TikTok, bc fuck that shit" - Winston Churchill
Always gotta keep the ray gun notifications on 🎉
Edit: otherwise you will be two days late like me 😂
Chris sacrificed his youtube monetization for a throwback joke most people won't get
Welcome back Chris
I do it for you
@@ChrisRayGun was getting caught part of your plan?
@@ChrisRayGunBenefit of not making videos is not worring about monetization 😂
I missed you.
And here i thought he sacrificed his monetization by not posting for a year.
Thanks for clearing that up!
I know you joked about it at the end, but yeah I kinda did miss you Chris. Like, you're genuinely one of the people on this platform who has made me laugh the most over the last _several_ years, and you're also my not-quite-fully-depressing window in to the ongoing slow-motion train derailing that is your accursed country. Thanks for cooking up another dish for us hungry folks, this episode was dope!
Me too, seeing this on my feed was the best ever
Well luckily with leftism slowly dying in America, that train is back on track.
Your country is going to shet too.
"Guy who undoes Mr Beast's Philanthropy" is such a funny bit.
"Cured blindness? Let's see about _that_ !", he said while raising his box cutter.
Considering the multiple scandals surrounding him this year, never been a better time to try doing the opposite of him.
Looks like he finally remembered his password
Praise be 🙌
Praise be 🙌
no, Chris knew it. we have to just come to accept that he neglected us...
You say it's cooked, and yet you uploaded. Year saved.
Thank God, our friendly neighborhood Puerto Riccan is here to save the day
It's always so strange watching an upload from Chris because it feels like opening a time capsule back to a UA-cam that pretty much doesn't exist anymore.
Short videos (relatively speaking) like this are anything but the norm on here these days but man this pace is super refreshing. It's kinda reminded me why I used to spend so much time watching content on UA-cam to begin with.
This video was less than 20 minutes long but it feels infinitely more memorable than any of the fucking hour-plus long video essays or whatever the fuck I've seen on here the last few years.
Say what you want about the long videos, but they're better than the uber short brain rot that you can find everywhere now
@Firestorm422 oh for sure, it's less about the length and more about the pace, I think. So much stuff on UA-cam feels like it's just long for the sake of being long. It lacks clear intent like the stuff Chris has always made. It's nice to have something like this where there's a clear flow from topic to topic, some good jokes are made along the way, and it ends nicely without overstaying it's welcome.
@liljoe62799 there is definitely a difference between something being along for the sake of it and something being long because it's a detailed topic that they want to explore fully. Like some channels wanting to fully talk about every single aspect of certain video games.
This is honestly like the youtube version of the late-night talk show style recap, Daily Show esque without the crowd. There isn't too much time spent on each topic and the jokes hit.
Exactly!
It was way too long, Chris. The time and effort paid off. Loved this. Already looking forward to the next.
"Hey its just me, P-Diddy" I'd keep screaming too if I heard that
I can't believe the bi-annual Chris Ray Gun upload came a year early!
I can't believe the bi Chris Ray gun came a year early!
finally back from breakdancing at the olympics I see
lol i actually laughed at this
Sir…just….sir 😂😂
Tragic the Gathering might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen
Fallout 2 did it earlier (technically Tragic: The Garnering), though I'm sure someone had made that joke already at some point. Might have been in OG Fallout as well, but I never played that one.
This has big "Classic UA-cam" energy. So much better than podcast clips.
0:18 Chris R Word
😂
Dad's back with his Cigarettes
Welcome home dad
That's a funny little character you got there as your pfp
Daddy's home
Disappears for a year
Comes back
Probably disappears for a year again until end of 2025
You should watch the snark tank, if you don’t already.
“It won’t take a year next time” I’ve heard this before 😂😂😂
His uploads are never late, nor early, they arrive precisely when he means them to
Sometimes I forget Chris has the body proportions of a dwarf but in a slightly taller frame. Happy to have him back
More like a muscular halfling (about 2 foot tall)
All it took was sitting next to Kingston for like 5 episodes huh...
I legitimately forgot you existed. Welcome back to existence.
He's on a podcast like twice a week brother
@@geoffphfreeman7311 he's on multiple podcasts
@@geoffphfreeman7311more than that, there was extra episodes on Patreon AND he has I think 2 more podcasts he shows up on
I completely forgot about him too lmao
You should watch the shark tank podcast.
Its so refreshing to hear someone on this horrid website not use the word unalive.
the kaywhyes bell breaking is poetic
Getting 2016 flashbacks over here
Missed your video editing, Chris. Glad to see that the recap is as snappy, engaging, and just plain fucking funny as always. The intro compilation of the recaps of the olden days made me feel somethin'. Good shit, glad you haven't left this channel alone juuuust yet
Keep on keepin' on
Jesus Christ an actual upload? I know he said we’d get stuff in November but I’m still gobsmacked. I still remember the trailer for the Weird Wide Web from 2 years ago that never came to be.
14:59 This was fucking brilliant.
I didn't miss you, but now I do retroactively. This video brought a shit eating grin to my face. Thanks Chris.
love this man i feel seen when i hear you talk like a genuine person. thanks for sticking around, amazing stuff. podcast can't beat this, keep being u
The Return of Christoph Raymundo GunSmithe-Higgins
14:58 is the kind of masterpiece that keeps me longing for more.
If you missed it there's a Short version that has an extra little bit in it, I'm sad we didn't get a full song of it or more lines cause it's straight fire lol
"gone to play every fucking video game"
me: lot of good ones recently tbf
"its a lot of good ones to be fair"
yes thank you, chris
Proceeds to troll us with Dustborn.
Chris, your videos speak directly to the crushed part of my soul. Thank you for getting back to it. Tho now I have that Blue song stuck in my head and the only way to get it out of my brain is to push it out, with an ice pick.
That "I'm blue" bit was worth the wait.
You know things are bad when The Snark Tank host decided to post
Chris remembered he does something other than podcasts
is that all he does? the podcast doesn't seem that popular is it enough to put games on his ps5?
@@chaisrocha9853You missed the s in podcasts 💀
@@chaisrocha9853Snark tank has over 2000 Patreon subscribers
Oh shit, Chris remembered his YT password!
i missed chris so much, i needed this laugh today, my cousin recently died and we used to watch ur videos all the time, 🙏🏽thank you for another upload
🙏❤️
I forgot how much I enjoyed this guy's content
The Return of The King.
The intro montage of the skits through the years, nostalgia (for simpler times).
S/O The Snark Tank Bois Dandruff Blackmane & sween
This video is like talking with a friend who just got out of a 2-year come and spend the entire time since then catching up.
A 2 year Come?!!! ... That's a lot of cum
I think you meant coma. If he had a 2-year come, he's gonna need more time to recover afterward.
He uploaded?!
What timeline did CERN shift me into now?!
Even the weebs are here. This is great!
CERN shifted you to steins gate
Not Steins Gate yet, we're still a few world lines over
*SERN
*world line
Fake Steins;Gate fan.
I have been staring blankly at my computer monitor for 11 months waiting for the moment when Chris Ray Gun would again post some form of precious content. I've survived on a diet of pancakes and radiation, gradually wasting away, both in body and in soul. But today, at long last, I have consumed the true nourishment of this glorious feast of sophisticated digitally produced bell and baby-oil oriented content and am whole again. Thank you, Chris Ray Gun. Thank you, many happy returns, and may you live long and prosper.
you are a legendary staple of internet musings
Glad you're expanding from podcasts into video, Chris! I'm sure fixing sweenys' audio for 5 years prepped you well!
3:33-You think I didn't notice that Dustborn sneak there, Chris?
He lives
Christopher Raymond Gunther returned when we needed him most.
You know what... I've been watching Snark Tank * SO LONG* now that I actually forgot how Chris is when he's "on." Lol 🤯
11:08 I actually appreciate that you actually use real words in situations like this. It just feels so disrespectful when people say unalived and shit like that.
dudeeee. i came here to post about this similarly. fucking lame that unalived is youtubes preferred vocabulary. ITS JUST A FUCKING SYNONYM FOR SUICIDE, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. make it make sense
My mom in her 60s told me about someone who “unalived” themselves and it nearly broke me. Like, you’re just texting me, this isn’t monetized.
@@mpnothanks Same, a friend of mine a few weeks ago texted me that a mutual friend of ours unalived himself and I wanted to punch him through my phone.
Oh my god hes alive
If youre not already, you're missing out on weekly Chris. Sween, and Derrick content on Snark Tank! He's very much been alive and active, just not here.
My buddy my friend. Sounds like you should be on the tank.
@@Odandealso the Sacred Symbols PlayStation podcast
In the depths of "it's so over", a shining light of "we are so back" has blinded me
High quality as always. Cant wait to see what you come up with in 2026
We missed your sass, hot grandpa.
Seriously, tho, good to see you. Hope to do it again sometime. Your content has always been enjoyable.
We got Chris uploading before GTA 6
The Puerto Rican goblin was brought back from the dead.
This can only spell dread for the next year
1:51 boy found his password
Your comedic timing is just as on point as it ever was.
I did miss your videos. So lovably unhinged.
Nice, a Chris Ray Gun video for a change - see you same time next year lads!
16:37 Trump curse strikes again
My word... He has returned...
Ngl, I kept looking for a new upload everyday for the last year 🥲
I'm glad you made the excuse to use that. I was groovin' and laughing. 😆
2024 is the year I started binge drinking again
Good decision
Hell yeah!
Valid
same!
This is a sign of the apocalypse, we are indeed cooked
2024 is cooked, but we are so back
Gotta say as an OG fan, the 'Blue' parody was unexpected yet appreciated 💙
dude, your appartment setup is amazing, the posters, the memorabilia, the crt, its top tear
ah shit, here we go again
It’s about damn time
DADDY IS BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO GET SMOKES!?!?!
I legit thought this channel was dead. Glad to see you back.
And when we needed him most he vanished. Years past but the fans held hope that he would return. Finally in our darkest hour..Chris returned.
finally someone who uploads less often than jon tron
Look at us watching Chris Ray Gun like it's still 2016.
Not everyday we get a Ray Gun video lol
Seriously your like my favorite UA-camr plz upload at least twice a year!
You know we're in a disaster scenario when chris finds his YT password
Dude hell yeah. New Christopher Raymundo Gunn
My favorite wise goblin hermit has returned
He lives.
That "Orange is the new Black" reference on Dr. Disrespect was 11/10
Well done.
Christoberg Rayistan Guntuber, my favourite harbinger of the apocalypse! Great to see you’re not dead yet.
oh fuck yeah
Fuck yeah give it me baby ❤❤
between chris's upload schedule and shoe on heads id never know whats going on in the world
Papa Ray Gun finally came back from getting the milk and cigarettes.
Chris Ray Gun is like Eminem, they can't help bringing him up in discussions but also refuse to admit he's the goat
My dude it feels like 9 years just went by
14:05 Big brain moves by DiddyDisrespect
I honestly didn’t know I was still subscribed
15:50 you forgot "drink bleach"
When he first rolled onto screen, I am proud to say that my first thought was 'close enough welcome back bbno$'
You know it’s getting bad when Cristof Rayquan Gunvari uploads and the issue is still relevant