COUPLE'S CRINGE: Valentine's Edition

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  • @ladywantstocomment
    @ladywantstocomment 6 років тому +13565

    What's more classic love story? Meeting 9 naked women in the river, or meeting at Whole Foods while buying celery and rosé?

  • @isabelcoady5126
    @isabelcoady5126 6 років тому +6205

    cody choosing to hum Nickelback while tickling Kelsey's palm is the most Canadian thing he's ever done

  • @alexc3295
    @alexc3295 6 років тому +9941

    Let’s be real, if none of these couples met at Whole Foods while buying celery and Rosé and didn’t smash in the parking lot after, then they will never know true love

  • @emilywalsh5372
    @emilywalsh5372 4 роки тому +5608

    I am so grateful you censored that clip.

    • @shgds
      @shgds 4 роки тому +39

      I see your comment everywhere I go will you please grant me a wish?

    • @emilywalsh5372
      @emilywalsh5372 3 роки тому +11

      Yes yes

    • @pinkpeach414
      @pinkpeach414 3 роки тому +2

      What clip?

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 роки тому +36

      @@pinkpeach414 the kissing one

    • @mushroomjuice6946
      @mushroomjuice6946 3 роки тому +38

      @@pinkpeach414 all of them

  • @imaginekudryavka9485
    @imaginekudryavka9485 5 років тому +30417

    It's cute when a couple has such a similar sense of humor and give each other space to be funny and work off each other, instead of one person overpowering the other one constantly. And Noel, I support your transition wholeheartedly.

  • @MrKlay4life
    @MrKlay4life 5 років тому +5538

    i had my vampiric awakening while buying celery and rosé at whole foods

  • @gwenchini9141
    @gwenchini9141 5 років тому +6807

    im naming my first born son albatross gooseswamp

    • @Italinboy09
      @Italinboy09 5 років тому +12

      Facts

    • @shonarose6615
      @shonarose6615 5 років тому +22

      Albatross Gooseswamp Frye

    • @brown_gurl
      @brown_gurl 5 років тому +5

      I'm gonna name my first cat that

    • @a-m4406
      @a-m4406 5 років тому +8

      Grace Frye i saw this comment before watching the video and i am not even surprised they said smth like that skkskssjw

    • @em18217
      @em18217 5 років тому +21

      Isn't that, that Sherlock actor?

  • @TheReck12
    @TheReck12 4 роки тому +8167

    Imagine putting your money and energy into raising a kid and they say they're a vampire when they grow up.

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 роки тому +128

      I'd just drive a stake down their head, no questions asked.

    • @catsplat1272
      @catsplat1272 4 роки тому +28

      Hello There *heart

    • @bretteveretthowell3276
      @bretteveretthowell3276 4 роки тому +47

      Only a wooden stake into the heart would kill the cringe

    • @hellothere5843
      @hellothere5843 4 роки тому +38

      @@catsplat1272 and head, can't be too safe

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 4 роки тому +46

      I mean I suppose there are worse things they could turn out like a drug addict, obese, an obsessive gambler, the list goes on.
      I'll take a healthy kid who can support themselves and thinks they're a vamp anyday.

  • @leat9862
    @leat9862 6 років тому +2165

    *the 2nd couple is like an updated version of the whole food couple*

  • @andreauncheasu4329
    @andreauncheasu4329 6 років тому +2408

    Kelsey: “You’ll put the meme here...this meme” Cody editing: nahh 😂

    • @whatifwewould
      @whatifwewould 6 років тому +125

      Andrea 246789 it be ya own man sometimes smh

    • @zampys3299
      @zampys3299 6 років тому +14

      fuck everyone else noticed

    • @Mavsele
      @Mavsele 6 років тому +16

      Lol that annoyed me so much

    • @CloroxBleach-iy9gp
      @CloroxBleach-iy9gp 6 років тому +2

      1,000th like I think I deserve some likes for that😤

  • @joel.jpgvid
    @joel.jpgvid 6 років тому +5697

    You know, I've never seen Noel and Kelsey in the same room together. Makes you wonder if...they're the...same...pers-
    holy fuk.

    • @MrBlackLenses
      @MrBlackLenses 6 років тому +93

      EnchantingManiac chill out bro don’t do that to me

    • @orlevz
      @orlevz 6 років тому +267

      Noelsey

    • @vajrazayara
      @vajrazayara 6 років тому +56

      i was thinking about this i can't stop thinking about this what is the tea

    • @AmsiMusic
      @AmsiMusic 6 років тому +23

      Wait...😶

    • @Kiki09012
      @Kiki09012 6 років тому +21

      Im laughing so hard at this i needed to stop the video jejskskw

  • @juliakahrs3722
    @juliakahrs3722 4 роки тому +9935

    Cody Ko: "Everything bad on this earth is in Florida" Drew Gooden: 👁👄👁

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 4 роки тому +318

      except for drew and like,,, cr1tikal

    • @krakowski_6237
      @krakowski_6237 4 роки тому +812

      Everything bad is in florida, not that everything in florida is bad

    • @lee2791
      @lee2791 4 роки тому +273

      @@krakowski_6237 very wise, bagel

    • @pal8542
      @pal8542 4 роки тому +111

      No joke. Those emojis look exactly like Drew's face😂

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 4 роки тому +9

      bagel nice

  • @CarFox6
    @CarFox6 5 років тому +6197

    that hippie dude's story sounds like a russian folktale where a young village lad gets drowned by river demons

    • @gen_burke1939
      @gen_burke1939 4 роки тому +85

      Young village lad lmaooooo

    • @perrilewis180
      @perrilewis180 4 роки тому +80

      He remembered the sirens and mermaids then made it up

    • @rachboudreau
      @rachboudreau 4 роки тому +31

      River demons holy fuck this comment actually made me laugh so hard

    • @Knishook
      @Knishook 4 роки тому +9

      @Imani Nieves rusalka

    • @operationallyopaque1257
      @operationallyopaque1257 4 роки тому +1

      tahm kench

  • @lygiabird6988
    @lygiabird6988 5 років тому +6126

    Why did clarity have chocolate in the river, where was she holding it if she was naked? In summation, that wasn't chocolate.

  • @avLATENIGHT
    @avLATENIGHT 5 років тому +9004

    *Kelsey trying to explain the meme
    Kelsey- Just put it up.
    *Cody doesn't put it up

    • @matthewkelly1418
      @matthewkelly1418 5 років тому +716

      Give him a break he's an old man, he's not up to date with his granddaughters technological generation

    • @avLATENIGHT
      @avLATENIGHT 5 років тому +36

      Matthew Kelly lmaoooooooo

    • @kaylareid6160
      @kaylareid6160 5 років тому +11

      AVLN lmaoooooooo

    • @Cloverdew4406
      @Cloverdew4406 4 роки тому +6

      @@kaylareid6160 lmaoooooo

    • @ozzao12
      @ozzao12 4 роки тому +6

      Cloverdew lmaooooooo

  • @leonardegan2883
    @leonardegan2883 4 роки тому +4349

    had my vampiric awakening at 14 years old when i saw tom cruise as lestat. and by vampiric i mean gay

    • @ziadsellami1251
      @ziadsellami1251 4 роки тому +97

      bruh underrated comment

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 3 роки тому +109

      Me but my lesbian awakening with Alice Cullen Jfjfjfkgkffkkgfk

    • @cati896
      @cati896 3 роки тому +59

      @@ollieno971 ah Alice Cullen, a classic lesbian awakening

    • @rowancrowder3259
      @rowancrowder3259 3 роки тому +4

      @@ollieno971 😍🥰🙌ofc

    • @thetideishighandsoami3928
      @thetideishighandsoami3928 3 роки тому +30

      Omg me and my friend were watching interview with the vampire and he turned to me and said “I think I am gay” 💀 he wasn’t wrong lmao

  • @keenzw
    @keenzw 6 років тому +9160

    you didn’t meet Kelsey while her and her friends were bathing in the river and it shows...

  • @charlieadams5642
    @charlieadams5642 6 років тому +4623

    "I kept drinking but was still thirsty." Ok, well you aren't a vampire, you are diabetic sweetie.

    • @atheris1641
      @atheris1641 6 років тому +190

      JSKSJEKSS “YOU ARE A DIABETIC SWEETY” LMAOOO

    • @christinafiore2480
      @christinafiore2480 6 років тому +36

      Same that's what I thought!

    • @dorothyturner6362
      @dorothyturner6362 6 років тому +28

      My SAME thought

    • @critroleclipsandedits
      @critroleclipsandedits 6 років тому +45

      LOL I'm from Austin and someone I know was in a polyamorous relationship with the vampire couple

    • @yumiulrich4eva
      @yumiulrich4eva 6 років тому +83

      @@critroleclipsandedits not very polyamory if the wife isn't into it lmaoo

  • @nicole-if9rc
    @nicole-if9rc 5 років тому +7094

    0:18 “we’re also in the most romantic city in the world”
    me: Paris.
    “Columbus Ohio”
    me: *oh*

    • @emmiko2900
      @emmiko2900 5 років тому +189

      nicole as I sit here in Columbus Ohio, I couldn’t agree more with him.

    • @alanajones9
      @alanajones9 5 років тому +19

      That was my same exact experience 😂

    • @RyanGe25
      @RyanGe25 5 років тому +14

      Columbus is great.

    • @steph-s1b
      @steph-s1b 5 років тому +31

      i literally live here wtf i could’ve seen them

    • @huhdotgov7937
      @huhdotgov7937 5 років тому +12

      Columbus is where it's at

  • @Ava-hw2wf
    @Ava-hw2wf 3 роки тому +576

    i haven't seen a single comment about cody saying "albetros gooseswap" and it gets me hysterical everytime i rewatch this video

    • @rachelcase9900
      @rachelcase9900 3 роки тому +11

      FINALLY. lol I was searching the comments wondering how NOBODY was talking about it! I lose it every time he does! 😂

    • @mtak160
      @mtak160 3 роки тому +4

      lmao fr i look for a comment abt it every time

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +23047

    Noel’s really changed

  • @darkwadah
    @darkwadah 5 років тому +20324

    Kelsey’s literally the female version of Cody. They’re perfect for each other.

    • @ThisIsNotRelevant
      @ThisIsNotRelevant 5 років тому +182

      Except he’s a lot hotter but who am I to judge? 💁🏻

    • @kidstax-soundcloud2767
      @kidstax-soundcloud2767 5 років тому +1330

      InfinityOnHigh too bad she’ll outlive him with the 50 year age gap and all

    • @appledialed7669
      @appledialed7669 5 років тому +11

      JustKilla huh?

    • @kidstax-soundcloud2767
      @kidstax-soundcloud2767 5 років тому +949

      Collar Bone she’s like 26 and he’s breaking 80 man. It’s sad but it is what it is

    • @lilcolonoscopy4616
      @lilcolonoscopy4616 5 років тому +271

      JustKilla I feel like I’m the only one that gets the joke.

  • @filippaschytz8746
    @filippaschytz8746 5 років тому +8325

    I love how he`s looking at her after he made a joke to see if she laughed

    • @harssamoanlal2947
      @harssamoanlal2947 5 років тому +6

      Filippa Schytz when

    • @pinguu8010
      @pinguu8010 5 років тому +344

      @@harssamoanlal2947 literally the whole video

    • @zyhru
      @zyhru 5 років тому +20

      Harssa Moanlal dumb ass

    • @hopedean6424
      @hopedean6424 5 років тому +171

      @@zyhru bruh chill

    • @joevines3428
      @joevines3428 5 років тому +64

      @Ridiculed Victor chill bra.

  • @sniffboi
    @sniffboi 4 роки тому +3493

    Who tf was holding chocolate in the river

    • @big_stinky3776
      @big_stinky3776 3 роки тому +205

      she was just holding it waiting for some guy to come along so she could give it to him

    • @GrainneMhaol
      @GrainneMhaol 3 роки тому +387

      It's a fake story. They clearly met at Whole Foods.

    • @formeridiot8641
      @formeridiot8641 3 роки тому +121

      @@GrainneMhaol fair enough

    • @siey2
      @siey2 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @lovely8524
      @lovely8524 3 роки тому +5

      Memento mori my friend

  • @representationmetaphorique
    @representationmetaphorique 6 років тому +3439

    Kelsey makes the best reaction faces.

    • @Sugashow209
      @Sugashow209 6 років тому +13

      erin h kelsey is the fucking goat

    • @HilariousPranksYO
      @HilariousPranksYO 6 років тому

      I GOT A VIDEO ON HOW MUCH UTUBE PAYS ME FOR A MILLION VIEWS

    • @Sugashow209
      @Sugashow209 6 років тому +9

      Kyle Boland we dont give a single fuck!

  • @HarrisonLongboarders
    @HarrisonLongboarders 6 років тому +6868

    It’s so cute how Kelsey decided to wear matching beanies with her grandpa.

    • @sourgummiescureyourpain4555
      @sourgummiescureyourpain4555 6 років тому +73

      People who complain about the joke being dead incoming lol. I love it.

    • @tonta3983
      @tonta3983 6 років тому +135

      that's not her grandpa it's her homeless uncle

    • @danielurbina960
      @danielurbina960 6 років тому +5

      Lucas you finally made it ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @masacatior
      @masacatior 4 роки тому +8

      Papa bless

    • @matcha.addict4139
      @matcha.addict4139 4 роки тому +10

      3 year difference....I get it’s a joke but come on

  • @PiffPeterson
    @PiffPeterson 6 років тому +3757

    if this is couples cringe... where is noel??

  • @jennybenson4922
    @jennybenson4922 4 роки тому +4369

    No one is talking bout infinatree’s sharpened fingernails

    • @AN36
      @AN36 4 роки тому +79

      Thank you! I was waiting for that and was disappointed they didn't comment on it.

    • @terriblename4084
      @terriblename4084 4 роки тому +188

      It's to claw his preys guts out to make it easier to eat

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 4 роки тому +16

      @@terriblename4084 checks out.

    • @sssydneyfree
      @sssydneyfree 3 роки тому +3

      CORRECT

    • @katja8373
      @katja8373 3 роки тому +26

      Those are his coke nails

  • @bevinhunter8204
    @bevinhunter8204 5 років тому +8339

    Obsidian Infinitree sounds like a generated name from Wizard101

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 5 років тому +60

      Oh my god it does 😂

    • @soulknife20
      @soulknife20 5 років тому +110

      My next D&D character.

    • @marilythe2687
      @marilythe2687 5 років тому +21

      @@soulknife20 YES GET ON THAT DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS (online or normal)

    • @fatmanjonestv7143
      @fatmanjonestv7143 5 років тому +8

      That's probably where he got it from lol

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 5 років тому +1

      Bro facts

  • @denisefitzpatrick9760
    @denisefitzpatrick9760 6 років тому +4501

    If they didn’t meet at Trader Joe’s, then it’s not true love

  • @casper3105
    @casper3105 6 років тому +1234

    That Hippie couple probably saw the "You." Vid and were like *"Hold my Coconut water, we gotta top that"*
    Edit: Thank ya'll for all the likes , i don't have soundcloud to link but have a nice day

    • @solkai7575
      @solkai7575 6 років тому +28

      Casper “hold my coconut water” lolol

    • @gianna2447
      @gianna2447 6 років тому

      HAAHHAHA

    • @xonlyy0u
      @xonlyy0u 6 років тому

      That's what I saidddd!!!111

    • @jadetz5152
      @jadetz5152 6 років тому

      Casper i just died ahaha

  • @natashahaley8058
    @natashahaley8058 4 роки тому +213

    Skinny Dipping: _exists_
    Clarity and Sideon: *you could make a religion out of this*

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 5 років тому +3089

    "how'd you guys meet?"
    *I was wondering through the woods & found her in a river*
    lol k

    • @lala_lakeypoo
      @lala_lakeypoo 4 роки тому +33

      He just left out the part where they were at a musical festival campground trippin balls on psychedelics lol

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +12

      @@lezley8465 since when was a whole foods called a river?

    • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
      @bridgidthepirateelf4135 4 роки тому +9

      it just sounds like a weird fantasy novel

    • @elitefifagamer7581
      @elitefifagamer7581 4 роки тому +22

      I was eating celery and she was drinking rosé

    • @lezley8465
      @lezley8465 4 роки тому

      @@omnical6135 I was talking about different ways people met

  • @uveni3429
    @uveni3429 6 років тому +1792

    Kids playing with mud: "weeee mud."
    Adults playing with mud: "We're connecting with the earth goddess and our spirituality with our genitals also tantric!"

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 5 років тому +42

      Don't forget their wild, primal nature.

  • @Cristian-ng5cj
    @Cristian-ng5cj 6 років тому +19566

    Cody isn't fooling anyone trying to cover up his grey hairs with the beanie. It's nice of his daughter to put on a beanie to make him feel included

  • @aw2584
    @aw2584 4 роки тому +1008

    7:40 what accent is this? As a Slavic person living in the UK with friends whom native languages are Portuguese, Spanish, any type of Slavic, Romanian, Italian, Greek etc. I am pretty sure that she speaks with an accent of a person who's american but wants to sound interesting and foreign

    • @Niphredyl
      @Niphredyl 4 роки тому +78

      I think she sounds somewhat Central European. I used to have a similar accent it's not the same so can't put my finger on it. So not Hungarian but in the region. Or maybe I'm totally off

    • @lisaransom5058
      @lisaransom5058 4 роки тому +70

      Its sounds like an attempt at swedish or Danish. But I agree she just sound like she's putting it on.

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 4 роки тому +37

      @@lisaransom5058 nah, doubt it. Scandinavian people are known for their perfect accents, very clear and easy to understand, but you can still tell them apart from native speakers based on their vocabulary. There's a certain level of mastery in the usage of a language only few foreign born speakers can achieve and she speaks like that. Like she was just born in the US lmao, it's hard to explain but if you talk to people from random places across the globe a lot you can recognise where they're from like for example I can guess who's korean, Japanese or from Hong Kong/Taiwan just hearing their accents lmao (what a fucking useless skill) even though I've never been in any of these countries.

    • @minnie4291
      @minnie4291 4 роки тому +19

      sounds spicy american to me lol

    • @pancakelollo
      @pancakelollo 4 роки тому +20

      she could be german, many germans have an accent similar to this

  • @misscupcakelovah
    @misscupcakelovah 5 років тому +22875

    its low key ridiculous how naturally gorgeous Kelsey is, sis could wear a plastic bag and still look stunning.

    • @mytherapistsaidno6643
      @mytherapistsaidno6643 4 роки тому +1257

      Ikr she’s aggressively attractive

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 4 роки тому +322

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

    • @maryann4691
      @maryann4691 4 роки тому +117

      for real tho

    • @papamilfz1565
      @papamilfz1565 4 роки тому +82

      Hassan Amin Hassan Abdellatief BABE GET THE TALISMANS

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 4 роки тому +84

      The gap in her teeth reminds me of Hayley Williams. So cyoot!

  • @pumpkinprincess02
    @pumpkinprincess02 6 років тому +1300

    Cody's girlfriend: this meme.
    Cody: *doesn't put in the meme*

    • @fluteisland
      @fluteisland 6 років тому +74

      lmaoo I was lowkey pissed bruh i wanted to see the face

    • @willsharp4241
      @willsharp4241 6 років тому +7

      oK hOW dO YoU NoT KNOW KELSEY

    • @emsunwitch
      @emsunwitch 6 років тому +8

      how you gonna disrespect kelsey like this

  • @vgabbieb
    @vgabbieb 6 років тому +5010

    I’m so angry you didn’t put up the meme Kelsey was talking about oh my god

  • @S0L12D3
    @S0L12D3 4 роки тому +550

    I love when she says a joke and looks over to Cody to make sure he approves and when he does she smiles. that's really sweet actually. Cody, she loves you bro

    • @haloum
      @haloum 3 роки тому +76

      he does the same thing

    • @S0L12D3
      @S0L12D3 3 роки тому +10

      @@haloum im sure

    • @Burialofagod
      @Burialofagod 3 роки тому +8

      It’s not her seeking approval you fuckin dunce. She’s just waiting for him to laugh and/or keep the joke running

    • @S0L12D3
      @S0L12D3 3 роки тому +31

      @@Burialofagod look at you perceiving my comment in a negative way and immediately insulting me..... why do you think she is waiting for him to laugh?? furthermore, why would he be laughing?? because he approoooveesss.

    • @jesuscarter4048
      @jesuscarter4048 3 роки тому +8

      @@Burialofagod its both cuz thats what people do, its just human nature to look for someones approval/validation after doing something

  • @friedpeanut8689
    @friedpeanut8689 6 років тому +4150

    it's fun
    it's flirty
    it's whacky
    it's wild
    it's weird
    it's cheating on noel

  • @Alex-ve4ik
    @Alex-ve4ik 5 років тому +6689

    No one ever asks how the camera man is feeling

    • @realbiggobruh9989
      @realbiggobruh9989 4 роки тому +15

      Alex b

    • @SirScramblees
      @SirScramblees 4 роки тому +20

      Its a tri pod there is no camera man

    • @melonx4329
      @melonx4329 4 роки тому +8

      Heeelll Ye No fucking way

    • @welphere4950
      @welphere4950 4 роки тому +9

      Pre-Malone good name

    • @potato2635
      @potato2635 4 роки тому +8

      Xx_sexy shrek_xX, the camera was moving and zooming in on different parts by itself, tripods don’t do that, you need a different kind of camera.

  • @rachelmorrison4969
    @rachelmorrison4969 6 років тому +3528

    i feel like the sexual nature people would be good friends with the whole foods celery and rose couple

    • @moirathreads
      @moirathreads 6 років тому +12

      I thought the same :D

    • @joanadams7014
      @joanadams7014 6 років тому +2

      Rachel Morrison wow I was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @elliejoanna5925
      @elliejoanna5925 6 років тому +6

      OMG I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THAT VIDEO FOR A DAY NOW! Do you know the title of celery rose couple?

    • @scarlettbraunschweig2229
      @scarlettbraunschweig2229 6 років тому +3

      Ellie bon the videos name is “you.”

    • @saylessleshi
      @saylessleshi 6 років тому

      that's literally what i just commented before reading this lmao

  • @allieyoung5349
    @allieyoung5349 4 роки тому +332

    If anyone ever tickles my palm and hums Nickelback to me, it’s over. I’m cuffed.

  • @bruv3891
    @bruv3891 6 років тому +3428

    Always good to see old people who are still in love
    Really warms my heart

    • @Ds-hb2lr
      @Ds-hb2lr 6 років тому +8

      kanye's MAGA hat 💀

    • @pinkiojade4107
      @pinkiojade4107 6 років тому +6

      kanye's MAGA hat it's beautiful 😭 too much for my eyes

    • @Imwalkinhea
      @Imwalkinhea 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @prachisharma6043
      @prachisharma6043 6 років тому +5

      Couldn't stop myself from crying

    • @daniquech
      @daniquech 6 років тому +31

      honestly looks kinda creepy to me such an old ass man with such a young girl

  • @drakefromsickomode5286
    @drakefromsickomode5286 5 років тому +2277

    "I'm in direct sunlight for 1 hour every week"
    me: Those are rookie numbers

    • @sweecose8631
      @sweecose8631 5 років тому +25

      Elisa From Wii Sports
      Oh hi Elisa, I thought you'd be training in tennis so I couldn't level up to 2000?
      But hey, at least you're a Mii of culture

    • @omega9251
      @omega9251 4 роки тому +1

      Sweecose SHUT

    • @omega9251
      @omega9251 4 роки тому +1

      Sweecose THE

    • @omega9251
      @omega9251 4 роки тому +1

      Sweecose FUCK

    • @omega9251
      @omega9251 4 роки тому +1

      Sweecose UP

  • @laurentoombs3430
    @laurentoombs3430 6 років тому +21654

    It brings me joy to see Cody spending time with his granddaughter

    • @dramuah4891
      @dramuah4891 6 років тому +74

      subscribe if you want to be cool pls come up with smth new I’m tired of reading this now 😔👇

    • @inertia1713
      @inertia1713 6 років тому +206

      Im totally gonna say
      " thats his gf you idiot"
      Cuz i dont know what Reddit is

    • @isabelp.4811
      @isabelp.4811 6 років тому +251

      Yes such a great relationship 2:23

    • @laurenrice4153
      @laurenrice4153 6 років тому +79

      subscribe if you want to be cool it’s kinda weird how he calls her babe...

    • @NfamousKayeGames
      @NfamousKayeGames 6 років тому +3

      subscribe if you want to be cool so wrong 🤣

  • @addyreischman7489
    @addyreischman7489 4 роки тому +809

    It still bothers me that he didn’t put up the meme for Kelsey

  • @p4v-q2v
    @p4v-q2v 6 років тому +1569

    this video sponsored by blue ass water

  • @breakmybbpleasenoahd7250
    @breakmybbpleasenoahd7250 4 роки тому +1712

    Bro that hippy couple was having a full on mating ritual

    • @lotus-eater
      @lotus-eater 3 роки тому +20

      *Bruh I cant*

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 роки тому +14

      More power to them, probably makes the sex better.
      Just wish they realized it's something that's meaningful to them mostly and everyone else not so much.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 роки тому +23

      Oh, actually, seeing how they do the deep diaphragmatic breathing and she sits with her pelvic open and he massages her ...
      Those are great ways to prevent vulvovaginal or pelvic pain with sex, which is super common for people with vaginas in (post-) industrial countries. At some point in their lives, up to 28% of women in these countries will have vestibulodynia (pain in the vulvar vestibule, just inside and outside vaginal opening, that lasts for 3+ months with no known cause).
      As someone with vestibulodynia and vaginismus and general pelvic floor myalgia, I would take this hippy nonsense to your typical hookup jackhammering.

  • @KURRDA
    @KURRDA 6 років тому +650

    Forget David and Liza, if Cody and Kelsey break up then love isn’t real

    • @alexlestrange8662
      @alexlestrange8662 6 років тому +119

      If Cody and Noel break up, my faith in humanity will finally run out

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 6 років тому +2

      ùnú

    • @katyo5578
      @katyo5578 9 місяців тому +1

      Hope is still alive, my friend.

  • @henryrothert6160
    @henryrothert6160 4 роки тому +861

    Fun fact: their parents weren’t at their vampire wedding because the dude hooked up with every single bridesmaid.

  • @kiwikoopa6806
    @kiwikoopa6806 5 років тому +4350

    Finding 9 lesbian witches in the river sounds like my kind of party

    • @Nick-nx4ye
      @Nick-nx4ye 5 років тому +5

      Kiwi Koopa TRUE 😂

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 5 років тому +4

      I’m dead 😂

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 5 років тому +3

      i'm wit that

    • @RafaelaSouza-mi6gl
      @RafaelaSouza-mi6gl 5 років тому +25

      well, if they're lesbians, they wouldn't want a guy to come in and ruin their party

    • @tiger83014
      @tiger83014 4 роки тому +1

      why? if you're a man, they wouldn't want to fuck you

  • @skypho9946
    @skypho9946 5 років тому +2536

    “everything bad happens in florida”
    _well he’s not wrong_

    • @memedreams8558
      @memedreams8558 5 років тому +8

      l a s a g n a it b like that

    • @skypho9946
      @skypho9946 5 років тому +9

      Victoria Strauss oh god don’t get me started lmao

    • @memedreams8558
      @memedreams8558 5 років тому +11

      Victoria Strauss the only thing we’ve got going for us is Publix (not Disney though)

    • @memedreams8558
      @memedreams8558 5 років тому +8

      Victoria Strauss a grocery chain in the south, it’s pretty great

    • @GeminiCricket21
      @GeminiCricket21 5 років тому +1

      At all, omg. I’m ready to leave lol 😂😂

  • @leagueoflanky
    @leagueoflanky 6 років тому +1090

    This is super wholesome because Cody always zooms into Kelsey's responses because he clearly values her humour, often times more then himself.

    • @katiet8629
      @katiet8629 6 років тому +65

      Who's Kelsey? All I see is Noel with a new haircut

    • @philippegauvin4127
      @philippegauvin4127 6 років тому +13

      That's so true when she reacted to the freak's alien made up name he showed her on full screen and I was wondering what he was doing but he never cared to show it

    • @thisismyusername4569
      @thisismyusername4569 6 років тому +2

      omg yes it's the little things 1!!!

  • @Gabi-tp7fz
    @Gabi-tp7fz 4 роки тому +378

    Why were Obsidian Infinitree’s nails so long

    • @hheinous
      @hheinous 4 роки тому +36

      cocaine, my friend

    • @briannatracy3543
      @briannatracy3543 4 роки тому +12

      Because nature

    • @littlejon213
      @littlejon213 4 роки тому +4

      I didn't notice but it could be for guitar

    • @MsIngPeaces
      @MsIngPeaces Рік тому

      Growing them to *Infinitree and beyond* 💀

  • @Morganne
    @Morganne 6 років тому +9082

    wtf did they promise damn

    • @CS-di1dt
      @CS-di1dt 6 років тому +595

      To take care of each other when they get botulism from licking each others fingers

    • @rotaercehtrelyt3796
      @rotaercehtrelyt3796 6 років тому +175

      Never to do that again

    • @godofultraviolence
      @godofultraviolence 6 років тому +154

      they promised their soul to satan.

    • @JMac-27
      @JMac-27 6 років тому +7

      Funnier than the video

    • @thatscupcaketoyou
      @thatscupcaketoyou 6 років тому +57

      Definitely something homework related.

  • @chrisw.4318
    @chrisw.4318 5 років тому +911

    I remember when I drank blood the first time. I felt strange, like an awakening... the doctors said it was something called “hepatitis C”

  • @TheSwampsteve
    @TheSwampsteve 4 роки тому +1906

    I like how she said "somehow find water" on a beach

    • @AN36
      @AN36 4 роки тому +96

      In. Florida.

    • @squeet6831
      @squeet6831 3 роки тому +6

      Lol good point I didn't catch that

  • @bigacornlavafla1310
    @bigacornlavafla1310 3 роки тому +68

    “What was his name again?? Albatross Goose-swomp?” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @naivenitara
    @naivenitara 5 років тому +2824

    I lost it when Cody started tickling Kelsey's hand and started singing Nickel back 😂😂😂

    • @tornn8847
      @tornn8847 4 роки тому +2

      Why are there no comments?

    • @elhopper3735
      @elhopper3735 4 роки тому +3

      I died. it’s so funny😂😂

  • @ameera6508
    @ameera6508 5 років тому +1780

    That donor blood could be used for people who actually need it dude

    • @sadboithot6639
      @sadboithot6639 5 років тому +313

      "sorry pal we kinda gave the blood you needed to live for your transplant to some vampire chick in texas, better luck next life'

    • @spencerstarosta8912
      @spencerstarosta8912 4 роки тому +30

      its prolly an excuse of them drinking a lot of red wine

    • @hewrising
      @hewrising 4 роки тому

      Ameera im ur 1k like lol it said 999 befor i liked it

    • @or9422
      @or9422 4 роки тому +2

      I'm hoping the blood they get is excess

  • @fjrew
    @fjrew 6 років тому +430

    It irked me how Kelsey said “you can just put up the meme” and held up her hand and you didn’t edit it in..

    • @jillianm7009
      @jillianm7009 6 років тому +2

      josselin_n_v yes!! What is it??

    • @sharoneniye2550
      @sharoneniye2550 6 років тому +39

      josselin_n_v he forgot. Being an old person

    • @Ily19593
      @Ily19593 6 років тому +3

      The disrespect smh....

  • @Triathlete1996
    @Triathlete1996 4 роки тому +44

    I find it so funny when it cuts back to Cody and Kelsey’s facial expressions and I realize I’m making the exact same face 😂

    • @Leo-dx2gn
      @Leo-dx2gn Рік тому +1

      The face they made when they heard clarity and sidian infinitree 😂😂😂

  • @theworldaccordingtochase
    @theworldaccordingtochase 6 років тому +2934

    Noel looks a little different today. Is he sick?

  • @zaynbabway9157
    @zaynbabway9157 6 років тому +1076

    i love how cody always turns to kelsey when he makes a joke just to make sure she's laughin its so cute

    • @UltraVideoz123
      @UltraVideoz123 6 років тому +57

      zaynbabway sugar gay

    • @chiwiria4342
      @chiwiria4342 6 років тому +5

      I have a friend that does this but I don't like him as a partner

    • @gabrielsvastha7807
      @gabrielsvastha7807 6 років тому +24

      He does that with Noel too

    • @zaynbabway9157
      @zaynbabway9157 6 років тому +31

      @@gabrielsvastha7807 i think its more romantic with noel

    • @rezmis
      @rezmis 6 років тому +7

      i think its just a human thing to do.

  • @NicoleRafiee
    @NicoleRafiee 6 років тому +4514

    I'm shocked an older man like this would be watching these inappropriate videos with his granddaughter...pretty sick if you ask me.

    • @kimgonzalez3921
      @kimgonzalez3921 6 років тому +17

      Nicole Rafiee i laughed

    • @kianaking6337
      @kianaking6337 6 років тому +78

      can this joke die

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 6 років тому +175

      @@kianaking6337 Cody will soon.

    • @aaliyahdouglass2166
      @aaliyahdouglass2166 6 років тому +1

      OMG he look so young I hope your no lieing I'm going to report for sexual misconduct

    • @enzoivory5974
      @enzoivory5974 6 років тому +29

      nah fr this shit would be so uncomfortable to receive from 100,000+ people AT MINIMUM on a consistent basis. Let this shit die for real.

  • @kallih4650
    @kallih4650 3 роки тому +68

    Kelsey: “put up the meme”
    Cody: does not put up the meme
    Me: doesn’t know what meme it is and is very confused

  • @meggd__2168
    @meggd__2168 6 років тому +1570

    On Valentine’s Day you should post a video with your REAL girlfriend, Noel

  • @CristinaDiaz
    @CristinaDiaz 6 років тому +2607

    Couples that react together stay together😩😎

    • @lucindaj2134
      @lucindaj2134 6 років тому +2

      don't forget about david and liza

    • @namikasekamanya3839
      @namikasekamanya3839 6 років тому

      DIZA didn’t tho....😢🥺

    • @jerryg1692
      @jerryg1692 6 років тому

      Cristina Diaz Head ass

    • @thecrazygingey3692
      @thecrazygingey3692 6 років тому +1

      @@deadmane466 You're the type to say 'oh yeah yeah' and think it's funny

    • @chase7447
      @chase7447 6 років тому +1

      Chode Masterson ew.

  • @crocsandfannypacks8941
    @crocsandfannypacks8941 6 років тому +371

    The couple at 4:30 seem like they would be friends with the couple from “That’s Cringe: you”

  • @watercoloureyesssssssss
    @watercoloureyesssssssss 4 роки тому +81

    The way the infinitree dude talks it’s like a high schooler trying to reach the one thousand word limit

  • @nadinetalks
    @nadinetalks 6 років тому +356

    cody never put up the meme.
    w h a t
    w a s
    t h e
    m e m e

    • @iihiistudio1204
      @iihiistudio1204 6 років тому +1

      Valentine is next week.. I'm single too

  • @InternationalSpaceForce
    @InternationalSpaceForce 5 років тому +6818

    I'm telling Noel you're cheating on him.

    • @ian-hm6cx
      @ian-hm6cx 5 років тому +31

      2k likes and no replies. h o w

    • @anesumukuwane5100
      @anesumukuwane5100 5 років тому +35

      @@ian-hm6cx everyone agrees

    • @Lynnphedema
      @Lynnphedema 5 років тому +10

      That’s great great great granddaughter.

    • @darshanmegchiani6356
      @darshanmegchiani6356 5 років тому +17

      That is Noel

    • @ldpanter8265
      @ldpanter8265 5 років тому +8

      No that's just the fresh blood, it's part of the awakening

  • @courtneycollinsworth2529
    @courtneycollinsworth2529 6 років тому +732

    As an Ohioan I can vouch for the fact that it’s the most romantic place on earth- the heroine crisis really brings people together.

  • @perrilewis180
    @perrilewis180 4 роки тому +467

    Cody was so lonely when Noel leaves so he produced asexually to not be alone.

    • @czar2977
      @czar2977 4 роки тому +24

      He cloned Nash Grier

  • @watchyourprofanity8032
    @watchyourprofanity8032 6 років тому +1833

    _Albatross gooseswamp_

    • @vanessacarbajal9867
      @vanessacarbajal9867 6 років тому +11

      I'm a cry baby I was reading this comment as he said it!!

    • @Rezzy0369
      @Rezzy0369 5 років тому +1

      I can't find it, wheres it at??

    • @watchyourprofanity8032
      @watchyourprofanity8032 Рік тому

      @@Rezzy0369 I’m four years late but it’s at 5:59 😭

  • @Ronin_Sensei22
    @Ronin_Sensei22 6 років тому +315

    Thanks for blurring the kissing
    I wasn't quite ready to loose my visual vriginity yet

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 6 років тому +1

      Same

    • @Aditz3345
      @Aditz3345 6 років тому +3

      Pain I can tell.

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 6 років тому

      Saving your visual virginity for marriage?

    • @Ronin_Sensei22
      @Ronin_Sensei22 6 років тому

      @@jalapeno1119 just as Jesus intended for us

  • @emilio8669
    @emilio8669 5 років тому +6794

    so is no one gonna talk about the way he said ʸᵉᵃʰ ᵖᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵃⁿᶦᵉ ᵒⁿ

  • @PurpleMoonFlute
    @PurpleMoonFlute 3 роки тому +55

    I'd really like to see a That's Cringe with Cody, Kelsey, Noel and Aleena all in one video.

  • @matthewsarantakes5579
    @matthewsarantakes5579 6 років тому +493

    On behalf of all of Austin, Texas, I sincerely apologize about the vampires. We were unaware about them and their activities and they will be dealt with immediately

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 6 років тому

      Scroggus Froggus actually I found a vampire in Saint Denis

    • @laurenrice4153
      @laurenrice4153 6 років тому +1

      Haha us Floridians are used to the weird shit by now and hand out apologies like candy.

    • @pattykrabbies
      @pattykrabbies 6 років тому

      Why do I have a feeling that it will be the furries that will face off the kin vampires. Like I have a vivid picture of it

    • @ZachzyGames1
      @ZachzyGames1 6 років тому

      Scroggus Froggus l

  • @haydenkunz3843
    @haydenkunz3843 6 років тому +1107

    how are any of these romantic if none of them happened in whole foods?

    • @LivinLifeWitYanna
      @LivinLifeWitYanna 6 років тому +30

      hayden kunz wasn’t it whole foods? 💀

    • @kerri6011
      @kerri6011 6 років тому +1

      Ayanna C it was whole foods

    • @Ytbsjsns
      @Ytbsjsns 6 років тому

      900

  • @paintedinbrown4625
    @paintedinbrown4625 6 років тому +129

    I’m so glad they blurred that long ass kiss out

  • @salemcvlt
    @salemcvlt 4 роки тому +73

    "These two have a craving that can only be quenched one way"
    Yeah, medication

  • @neareee4224
    @neareee4224 4 роки тому +3455

    that story about him meeting cLaRiTy sounds quite familiar...
    "Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe, I was just outside Barcelona, hiking in the foothills of mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path, and I came to a clearing, and there was a lake, very secluded, and there were tall trees all around. It was dead silent. Gorgeous. And across the lake I saw, a beautiful woman, bathing herself. but she was crying...
    I hesitated, watching, struck by her beauty. And also by how her presence; the delicate curve of her back, the dark sweep of her hair, the graceful length of her limbs, even her tears, added to the majesty of my surroundings. I felt my own tears burning behind my eyes, not in sympathy, but in appreciation of such a perfect moment.
    She spied me before I could compose myself. But she didn't cry out. Instead our eyes held and she smiled, enigmatically, fresh tears still spilling down her cheeks. I was frozen. I knew nothing about this woman, and yet, as we stood on opposite sides of a pool of water, thousands of miles from my own home and everyone I had ever known, I felt the most intense connection. Not just to her, but to the earth, the sky, the water between us. And also to the entirety of mankind. As if she symbolized thousands of years of the human condition.
    I wanted to go to her, to comfort her, to probe this feeling of belonging I had never encountered before. But I couldn't. Because I knew that if I spoke, if she spoke, that moment would be ruined. And I knew I would need the memory of that moment to carry me through the inevitable dark patches throughout my life.
    And so I watched her lower her hand, turn, and slowly walk to the shore opposite me. The rest of her perfect form was gradually revealed to me, and I held my breath as I watched her disappear behind a copse of trees near the water.
    I didn't follow her, in fact I turned around. I knew there was nothing else we could experience together that would be more perfect than that moment...and it still remains the most profound experience of my life"
    --joey tribbiani, season 8 episode 4

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 5 років тому +3201

    IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT INFINITREE USED JOEY TRIBBIANI'S FAKE BACKPACKING STORY WHEN DESCRIBING HOW HE MET CLARITY?!?!

    • @ally7690
      @ally7690 5 років тому +40

      sharksandsheep I didn’t know that 😂

    • @nathanwood2369
      @nathanwood2369 5 років тому +208

      I mean, it was just the woman bathing part and he added more women. So, not exactly but I see where you're coming from.

    • @hellolamby
      @hellolamby 5 років тому +44

      sharksandsheep Oh. My. God.🤯

    • @alainajohnson8442
      @alainajohnson8442 5 років тому +6

      Oh my god

    • @jennaclaire2770
      @jennaclaire2770 5 років тому +23

      THIS IS THE COMMENT I WAS LOOKING FOR

  • @nolanohara1160
    @nolanohara1160 6 років тому +1758

    the people in the skinny dipping video seem like people who like celery and rose

  • @HB-zk5iw
    @HB-zk5iw 4 роки тому +560

    This is what happens when the weird couples aren’t bullied

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 2 роки тому +7

      This is what happens when the weird couples are bullied. Like they double down and develop complexes.

    • @bufficliff8978
      @bufficliff8978 Рік тому

      This is what happens when couples.

  • @admiralackbar8614
    @admiralackbar8614 6 років тому +5628

    Noel seems less racially ambiguous in this.

    • @AndrewTamburro
      @AndrewTamburro 6 років тому +3

      Admiral Ackbar I post funny vlogs weekly if you wanna check them out and subscribe it would mean a lot to me 😊

    • @nanelu
      @nanelu 6 років тому +18

      and older..

    • @admiralackbar8614
      @admiralackbar8614 6 років тому +144

      @@AndrewTamburro oh trust me, I dont wanna check it out.

    • @samshipley2431
      @samshipley2431 6 років тому +51

      Yeah he looks taller

    • @ht_sheehan
      @ht_sheehan 6 років тому

      Bro NO

  • @Alex-yd2fj
    @Alex-yd2fj 6 років тому +3197

    imagine not being single on valentine’s day

  • @jwh17
    @jwh17 6 років тому +1554

    damn the tour is making noel look... different..

    • @makatiea
      @makatiea 6 років тому +34

      He's looks a little like Nash Grier now

    • @Senihmo
      @Senihmo 6 років тому

      How so?

    • @fr4nc3ssss
      @fr4nc3ssss 6 років тому +1

      Senih Okuyucu r/whoosh

  • @abbiemueller5052
    @abbiemueller5052 4 роки тому +34

    Watching this in 2020 for like the 10000th time it still irks me that Cody never puts the meme on the screen when Kelsey says “you can just put it up here”

  • @clowntim1
    @clowntim1 5 років тому +3297

    Cody and his gf with beanies are like a younger version of Ethan and Hila from H3H3 Productions lol

    • @elyt5732
      @elyt5732 5 років тому +74

      benadryl cabbagepatch wtf man

    • @Ethan-cp4rh
      @Ethan-cp4rh 5 років тому +26

      benadryl cabbagepatch bro chill tf out

    • @roman-ly3md
      @roman-ly3md 5 років тому +10

      benadryl cabbagepatch gotem thats a W

    • @spacepear9403
      @spacepear9403 5 років тому +81

      What are you talking about? Younger? Cody’s like 102 years old, so glad he’s still holding on.

    • @zzz-tg7mn
      @zzz-tg7mn 5 років тому

      Affaan M i made your comment 1000 likes you’re welcome :)

  • @brittnydole9840
    @brittnydole9840 5 років тому +110

    That last bit with the vampires made me really sad. That poor girlfriend lets this "vampire" excuse let her boyfriend openly cheat and mentally abuse her.

  • @LenaDanya
    @LenaDanya 6 років тому +2012

    Ok I live in Florida and fire ants are no joke. I’m scared to even have a picnic on the grass. Those 2 are on another level

    • @tea-dc4or
      @tea-dc4or 6 років тому +89

      Another reason why Florida should be removed as a state

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 6 років тому

      Yea I was saying the same thing.

    • @soumyasharma7993
      @soumyasharma7993 6 років тому +6

      OMFG dude I LOVE your art!!!

    • @Adrianlovesmusic
      @Adrianlovesmusic 6 років тому +33

      whats with Florida People doing dumb shit, like yalls have a dedicated subreddit for that

    • @Pop013
      @Pop013 6 років тому +9

      They call it "spicing things up".

  • @energyshock6038
    @energyshock6038 3 роки тому +31

    Clarity Brighten and Obsidian Infinitry are the two most hardest names ever

  • @tumorous_weeb6935
    @tumorous_weeb6935 5 років тому +1712

    @ 7:49 the dude's got sharpened finger nails.. poor girl 😂

    • @nellyioannidou5612
      @nellyioannidou5612 5 років тому +27

      That's what I thought too😂

    • @tashacook8847
      @tashacook8847 5 років тому +56

      I bet that's why he has to do this all fully clothed and via "energy"

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @CryptMother
      @CryptMother 5 років тому +5

      I'm really happy someone else noticed those nails, too
      Y I K E S

    • @omsnaga
      @omsnaga 5 років тому +5

      You really think he even TRIES to satisfy women? XD nah..

  • @cognitiveconnectiondressage
    @cognitiveconnectiondressage 6 років тому +364

    "with this meme..... he'll put it u---"
    "reMEMBER WHEN BEING SINGLE WAS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM"

  • @katiecotton5052
    @katiecotton5052 5 років тому +1184

    "Were in the most romantic city in the world."
    cLouMbuS oHiO

  • @alanchoichang8336
    @alanchoichang8336 2 роки тому +6

    8:22 "so yeah, that time i was backpacking across western europe..."