NINJA TURTLES vs. ALOPEX - "Tale of Tiger Claw" Recap Review
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Andre "Black Nerd" Recap and Review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "Tale of Tiger Claw" Season 4 Episode 24 featuring the debut of Alopex, her relationship with Tiger Claw, a cursed Casey Jones and a Drunken Master Splinter.
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You forget to mention the part where raph called tigerclaw 'Tony'
you know, "They're great!'
Yeah, that made me laugh.
Andre "Black Nerd" so when Casey was cursed, its eternal Friday the 13th? Not the movie.
i rember that heck why i wonder why no one braught it up sooner
XD
Or the time Ralph goes "eh she's no Mona Lisa"
Bc I believe in the IDW comics Alopex and Ralph or one of the Turtles has a romance i could be wrong it was a while ago since i read them
"Drunk Splinter and Tiger Claw's arm getting cut off."
Me: "You know, for kids!"
Steven M ATTRELL and Raph making out with a giant ant "you know, for kids!" 🤣😂😂😂😂
Steven M ATTRELL A FAMMILEE PICTCHA! *a family picture words pop up*
Steven M ATTRELL and just remember folks, this is on Nickelodeon
!cequeen XOXO. Nick nick nick nick nick na nick NICKELODEON!
Steven M ATTRELL Don't forget the guy drinking while driving cus kids
I guess you could say that Tiger Claw was...
*puts on sunglasses*
De-clawed.
YEEEEEOWWWWWWW!!!!!
Next thing you know he'll be called Cyber Claw.
Andre "Black Nerd" you think Alopex will be in an episode again, I'd love to see more of her
Bailey Johnson I want her in season 5
Loved Alopex. Hope they do LOTS more with her.
You forgot to mention the drunk driver that knocked the turtle van over. This episode was surprisingly adult.
Oh yeah, totally forgot about that! Another joke I was surprised got in the show!
That's what I love about this show. They don't treat kids like idiots like many other shows do and aren't afraid to include adult themes into their episodes.
Heh
Yeah No sorry yeah No this is the only episode that had her
Andre is funny he's my favorite dude I've been watching this version of Ninja turtles since it first came out in 2012 and this is from DeAundre day kind of similar to your name
Poor tiger claw keeps losing body parts: his eye, tail, and now his arm
He and 2003 Baxter should talk.
And ear.
"Is your name Venus?"
You don't even have to be a Ninja Turtle fan and just know... no. lol
VTAnimation Yeah I noticed the reference xD
Finally! This is getting 2003 levels of mature.
StardustCrusade I know right so cool
Finally??? It's been that way since way back: Karai beating down April, Leo getting ganged up on, Shredder stabbing Splinter, etc...
Lmao. The show been dark for a long time but ok
The show has been dark since season 1 what were you talking about 🤣you’re so nostalgic over 2003 that you’re being biased
he doesnt even mention the fact that Tigerclaw is essentially revealed to be a stoner in this ep (The catnip, Anton's line "I think hes been hitting the catnip again")
Ha ha ha!
I honestly was shocked when tiger claw's arm was chopped. Jaw open and everything! I'm still not over how shredder took his eye but now THIS? I honestly hate that this had to happen because they wanted to be consistent with the comics. I friggin LOVE tiger claw he's one of my favorite villians. Poor cat man! Shame on you Nickelodeon.Otherwise this episode was EPIC & I loved it. Drunk splinter, Rocksteady's beatboxing, alopex all of it.
Are we gonna forget that during the episode Raph said
"She's not Mona Lisa.."
poor Raph he misses her;(
I also forgot when Casey was thinking about Karai kissing him and that he liked it. I'm surprised that leo and April didn't catch on..
I want to see the crap beat out of Casey when leo finds out😂😂🤣
Madison Ezman haha yeah
Madison Ezman haha
This was probably my favorite episode yet xDD Besides 'The Power Inside Her' of course. From the drunk Splinter to the whole Tiger Claw backstory and dismemberment lol, A-mazing! I'm happy TMNT 2012 decided to take a much mature approach on this episode :3 Let's hope it keeps going that way. And we get a little confession from Casey that he enjoyed being poisoned by Karai in a previous episode :P
honestly, I really like Alopex & how the people working on the show made her Tiger Claw's sister as opposed to just making her a simple rival; I feel that adds more depth to their relationship. The fight with drunk Splinter was hilarious but when Tiger Claw lost his arm...that actually made me grab my own arm. this was a fantastic episode & I can't wait to see the return of the Super Shredder and for Kavaxas to make his appearance
I would love to see Karai and Alopex fight Karai vs Karai 😊
renji90998 snake vs. Fox.
TGill Chemistry what do you mean...
TGill Chemistry Lately she's been fighting villains out of her league....
TGill Chemistry She took down rocksteady with one kick in "darkest plight", she also knocked out tiger claw in "darkest plight" as well. She also out smarted super shredder. Not to mention she is able to withstand tiger claw longer now.
Victor Moorer like ep 17 she manages to get captured along with Leo Casey & April by who...Dexter fly boy and some other weak mutants?
Anyone else catch the slight tinge of jealousy from April when Casey mentioned the time he was "poisoned" by Karai? I didn't even think he mentioned it to anyone. XD
What's next? Karai ripping out Super Shedder's green mutant heart "Temple of Doom" style?
Actually, I'd love to see that.
S.R. Hunt nah I'm pretty sure it's an ending fight were Leo chops super shredders head of
I kinda want to see that
Yeah! S. Grundy Arkham City style ;D
Anthony Davis surprisingly it wasn't his head after all it was a mask(or I'm wrong idk since it was Korea language) I don't understand how masks mutate
Anthony Okant damn, people be predicting the future.
Minae did such an awesome job as Alopex. Really hope we see Alopex again, she's such a great character. I totally didn't notice Alopex wearing Tiger Claw's tail around her waist until you mentioned it!
Thanks so much! Tiger Claw's Tail belt....we all need one!
There was a Tony the Tiger reference thrown in the episode
And that joke was GRRRRRREAT!!!
Andre "Black Nerd" I remember those ads good times
Andre "Black Nerd" oh yooouuuu! 🎶*bah da bah, ba da bah, DA!*🎶
I love how this series is going. We have in depth characters, story arcs for them to make them interesting, a good soundtrack so far, the action while being limited by the budget is still damn used at it's fullest, and animation still looks slick. And currently we are getting a bit of the edge from 2003 now, which I AM SO SURPRISED because of the current conceived idea on what these networks think kids wants to watch (CN should just be called Teen Titans Go Network at this point). But so far this has been the greatest Nickelodeon series thus far.
The ending of this episode was SOOOOOO GOOD! I think we can all agree that was incredible. The fact that Nickelodeon showed that level of violence on a kids show and the fact that when this character said "next time we cross paths, there will be no mercy" she actually fucking meant it!
Personally after watching the episode yesterday morning, I though there was going to be blood from Tony the Tig....I mean Tiger Claw's arm. Guess Nick sensor suits said "yea, we have to draw the line somewhere".
4:36-I laughed a bit, it’s just how he said it too “you’re getting a drunk splinter..now go to church!” 😂
and Raph made another joke after Tiger Claw's arm was cut off..."he wont be able to clap anymore!" lol *crude humor*
YES! My girl got the Respect she Deserved! Granted, the one nitpick I have is her having super speed, even though I know foxes can be fast hunters! BUT, I came out hoping for more episodes of her! That's a good thing!
Yeah, it's cool to see an IDW comic original show up in the animated series. Just shows how the show tries to incorporate elements from all variations of TMNT.
If Koya also ends up on the show, my head will explode
Andre "Black Nerd" *Gasp* You respond! Thanks a lot, Andre! You may have notice that I'm sorta in love with the character of Alopex, so that's why I'm glad her fan-favorite status is slowly but surely paying off and I hope it continues in the near future! What if I told Ya She was the reason I got into TMNT roughly two years ago thanks to the cover of the IDW comic series in issue #40!
Keep the Nerd going, my friend!
I really like this episode. Casey Jones seems to have a little crush on karai. Also i wonder how awesome Casey would be as fighter if splinter teached in him the way of ninja if you think about everything he has done is self taught, sure he spared with the turtles a bunch but they don't teach him any moves it is all self taught and he is able to fight ninjas, mutants, robots, and aliens, think how awesome he be if he was taught in the way of ninjsu.
DeltaPrime350 Oh I could see it now
@v@
he'd be pretty cool!
DeltaPrime350 I feel like April got triggered inside about Casey liking kariara
And that is why Casey Jones is the best character in the show.
loafhero lmao this show is clearly not for kids anymore so that would be possible...crush's are only used for "little kids" but yeah that word is the word for casey
DeltaPrime350 I hate it
Nice review Andre. But you left out one thing. Casey Jones' flashback to when Karai poisoned him through a kiss.
Loved that scene! Super funny, and I enjoyed the sexy saxophone music played in the background.
#sultrymusic
Damn! Alopex disarmed her own brother?! Don't get on her bad side! At least Tiger Claw hot Rockteady and bebop was there to lend a helping hand. Splinter doing the Drunken Fist, he knows!
I have been waiting for so long to see Alopex. So excited to see her again!! Awesome twist with her and Tiger Claw.
Aloplex HAS to be a reference in everything but name to Ninjara from the Archie comics, and her character in the Nick show, makes me think that's even more the case, and has gone full circle
Alopex is an actual character from the IDW comics, but yeah, given the look of Ninjara from the Archie comics, it looks like it might have been a bit of a blend between the two characters. Wouldn't shock me if it was originally going to be Ninjara but couldn't because of Archie name licensing. I heard of a similar situation with Ray Fillet.
Andre "Black Nerd" how did you know that was alopex
So Ray Fillet was owned by Archie? I figured he was owned by Playmates or something since I believe his figure came out before the Archie version.
Andre "Black Nerd" I was so hoping you'd respond to this. Yes what I was trying to actually say was what you said, that IDW probably was going to insert Ninjara into their canon but couldn't get the naming rights so had to make an ersatz version, and now with the Nick show, it looks like even more the case, if we're just hypothesizing
Andre "Black Nerd" just doing a little bit of research, it appears that her creators actually retained copyright of her, and that Archie themselves do not, and this would seem the reason to have created Aloplex in the IDW continuity
damn nickelodeon shows got violent
Next up: Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Dawn.
Complete polar opposites
Oh come on now... it was The Loud House :)
and better.
Show airs at 8 AM over here so I usually have it recorded but even then, I'm just chilling eating some cereal and watching drunk Splinter and someone's arm being chopped off.
Good stuff
dem hips doe.
Hips don't lie.
Andre "Black Nerd" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Andre "Black Nerd" hey you don't hear me complaining *wolf whistle*
Here I thought Ralph was gonna have his harem of mutant ladies.
It's Raph! Not Ralph! Raph!
This is a fairly good show I am definetely glad you decided to review it
Thank you! I really enjoy it. Just wish it wasn't on at 9 in the morning. I miss it at 11 or even better when they used to show new episodes on Friday nights.
Andre "Black Nerd" me too...especially for these types
unboxingdude58 i love when rocksteady started beat boxing😂😂
In the IDW comics that originally featured alopex she had white fur because the setting was in the middle of the forest during winter, and in the show the reason she has orange fur, this is because foxes change colours depending on the season.
I swear XD at 7:05 I literally thought you were going to say she cut off his balls! 😂😂😂 luckily it wasn't 21 jump street! Poor TigerClaw is losing all body parts XD
Yeah, he's like this show's version of 2003 Baxter Stockman, ha ha!
Andre "Black Nerd" lmfao 😂😂😂 looks like TMNT is just getting darker and darker. You're next ...😏😆
He did get kicked in the nuts by April though.... 'The Dragon's Tail'...
Gala Toots lmao is he gonna lose his leg next or be like daredevil & go blind? also "the most feared assassin in all of aisa"
lance muise lmfao 😂😂 that would just suck for TigerClaw, yet kinda cool
Through most of the episode I thought she was supposed to be Ninjara from the Archie Turtle comics. Anyway, great video Andre!
That Alopex Sonic X thing, I did not see coming, but I loved with all my heart.
Drinking and dismemberment on Ninja Turtles. Proof that other networks need to get their shit together.
geardog24
But its Nick.
geardog24 Nick no longer gives no fucks. The unless it's a Disney/Pixar movie then Disney and Cartoon Network are pussies.
Lisa Barnes That's my point. If other shows would stop trying to be "safe" they would get more views.
I wouldn't call everything safe on CN and Disney. I mean have you Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and/or Gravity Falls?
@geardog, Bill Cipher from Disney's Gravity Falls: said he wanted to make into corpses. Steven Universe has body horror and dark themes. Gumball showed a banana watching fruit porn. Adventure Time has The Lich. Yeah, no other network takes risks.
I loved this episode, and Alopex was AMAZING I hope she comes back in future episodes as an ally for the turtles :3
I'm sure we'll see Alopex again in season 5 as an official protagonist, given what Tiger Claw has unleashed Kavaxas the Demodragon in that trailer from IGN.
So Tiger Claw turn into Yamcha for the last few seconds of this episode. Way a go Nick.
Retro Gamer more like future gohan or yang from rwby (like if you know what I'm talking about)
but the only difference is they were actually bad ass while tiger claw is a punk
More like Tien.
Vegeta: Looks he's been... disarmed.
Someone lost an arm! What is this, a Marvel movie? XD
nappa: i get it
ZackTheThunderking Vegeta: Shut it, Nappa.
So... if Sonic was in TMNT, how fast would Alopex be relative to him?
9 a.m on a sunday, you get a drunk Splinter, now go to church
I LOL in that part hahahahaha
Tiger Claw losing an arm is super crazy (hope he gets a new robo-arm), but for me, Master Splinter using the Drunken boxing technique, including drinking sake! first Rock lee from naruto, than Master Roshi from Dragon Ball (original not Z) and now master splinter. crazy stuff.
Personally I ship Alotex and Raphael more than Raphael and Mona Lisa.
There's a line in the episode where Raph mentions that Alopex is a good fighter "but she's no Mona Lisa." Foreshadowing?
GothGirl321 Either that or Mona is getting killed off.
Neon Potato just like Mikey...renet is a time traveller so she's not there when Mikey wants...shinigami on the other hand is...and Mona Lisa lives in outer space..where alopex lives on earth so yes it's possible...but think....alopex has to be like in her 30s & raph is like 15-16 soooo...idk
This was such a great episode. Alopex is AWESOME!!!
I really hope Usagi Yojimbo gets introduced sometime soon too.
alopex has the speed force 🌩
And just remember, this is on Nickelodeon at 9:00 every Sunday morning.
*vote them for the KCA's favorite cartoon*
Raph said that Aloplex is no Mona Lisa. I think he was referencing his comic book relationship with Aloplex because they dated and their relationship ended.
No mention of beatboxing Rocksteady, I found that hilarious.
I knew it I totally knew that noji was going to be the voice of alopex
😃
🍶🎤🎵🎼 What will we do with a drunken Splinter?
what will we do with a drunken Splinter?
what will we do with a drunken Splinter?
Early in the morning!!! 😄 Hahahaha!
darren barren Oh. My. Gosh!!! YES!! 😂😂😂😂
+Emmie Reigel 🙌 hoo! thank you!
darren barren Omg That's my favorite song from AC: Black Flag xD
Thanks for clearing up what happened with Tiger Claw. I couldn't quite tell that his arm was cut off :P
There is a rumor when season 5 picks up usagi from the 2003 series is gonna show up in the 2012 ninja turtles universe
Jared Conley true it's true
it’s nice to see you one of my favorite UA-cam or‘s review one of my favorite TV shows of all time
oh minae you will always hold a special block in my heart
Ha! :D
Really enjoyed this episode and it's nice to see more of Casey. Really looking forward for the season finally!!!!
regarding drunk Splinter. there are martial arts forms that emulate the fluid movements of intoxication, drunken fist is one example. maybe that's what they were trying to infer? The fact he was drinking out of a gourd makes it seem like an elixer that simulates drunkeness. the movie Big trouble in little China shows an enhancement potion in a gourd.
Tigerclaw was one of my favourite villains in TMNT 2012 I could remember watching this episode and the first episode he appeared in when he first went up against Splinter I thought that they were going the draw and end up with Splinter defeating him and Karai not shooting the dart because she came around and accepted Splinter as her true farther.
I wonder if we're gonna see that owl and whatever snail/clam we saw in that flashback, again.
Drunk Master Spilnter and Tiger Claw' s arm getting cut off surprised me.
not only was splinter doing his drunken master thing, but im 99% sure that driver that hit the turtles was a drunk driver... and we had dismemberment and alluding to killing this turtles show is amazing i love that it gives stuff for fans of all ages
I don't like how powerful April is..
yeah when I first saw splinter drunk I was like oh dear arceus he's drinking!😄
I still can't believe that the network not only allows this type of content on a 'kid's' show but it airs at 9 am. So much WTH went down I wasn't sure if I didn't drink enough coffee that morning.
Maybe you should drink what's Splinter is drinking instead LOL!
I know I would.
Andre "Black Nerd" Yes! I wondered if Splinter spiked my coffee XD
1:45 dat laugh tho lmao Andre
Looks like he's been... disarmed!
I gets it!
Shut up, Rocksteady
Why isn't she an Arctic Fox in this series? Her name makes no sense unless she is one.
Oh, and I want more drunk Splinter. Not too much more, but one or two scenes.
I think it's meant to be a reference to Umeko/Ninjara from Archies series, who is a red fox. But that's what I believe, they could of named her Umeko, but I guess due Alopex's popularity in comic, but besides that, I don't know.
That name Alopex, it's just freaking awesome!
It's not the only time that TMNT was dark and mature with strong violence. Remember the 2003 series was very brutal just like the Mirage comic.
I love it when Raphael calls Tigerclaw Tony
Alopex: Tiger Claw, I am your sister!
Audience: That's not true, that's impossible!!
Tiger Claw: Search your feelings, you know it to be true
#ThatStarWarsReference
hope she comes back or joins the mutanimal
I was wondering that, too. But she might be a lone wolf for now... or a lone fox.
Andre "Black Nerd" Here's to hoping she joins them. Also, is it just me, or doing you think the creators of the show are setting Tigerclaw up to be a different version of Verminator-X?
Andre "Black Nerd" Andre you just couldn't let that joke slide could you?
nah I think she'll join karai and shinigami eventually and be a femme fetal trio taking out the foot clan.
Yeah she can replace Pigeon Pete.
They referenced you in the new TMNT episode, "Owari"! Bebop said, "I'm outie 5,000". I'm crying, lol.
when alopex stole the twin blades.did anyone else think that her shadow reminded them of sly cooper
who took Tiger Claw's arm? Alopex
who took Tiger Claw's tail? Alopex
who took Tiger Claw's eye? _______
who ripped Tiger Claw's ear? ______
I prefer arctic fox Alopex, design-wise.
He lost eye and part of ear fighting Kraang alien monsters
In Tiger Claw's introductory episode "Wormquake" he said that whoever cut off his tail was a "he".
I think Andre was right. At this rate Tiger claw is just gonna be a mutant tiger cyborg.
Then again, that would be the coolest thing ever. :D
4:35 what? Sounds like a good time to be drinking, next time I will accompany him
alopex mostly gave me a naruto vibe because of her wardrobe, and i find it funny that raph was a little attracted to her (since she's his love interest in the idw comics) but mentions that he still has feelings for mona lisa
I was screaming of joy watching this episode.......ALOPEX, omgggg TMNT 2012 you are THE BEST TMNT SHOW EVER, I been waiting to see this character make her debut in animated form for so long, since season 1 I been begging for her to be including in this show, and my dream come true and SHE IS AWESOMEEEEEEE!! (man that last bit of the episode was DARKKKK) love this episode, officially my favorite of this season.
thank yououououou!
Minae Noji
o.o...o.O....O.O......O////////O......sorry I'm about to faint and squee like a little girl......OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! *faints*
I was laughing my ass off at the Drunk Splinter part. As soon as Splinter pulled out that flask I was like, "shit is about to get REAL". And Alopex...damn...I did not see that coming. I mean, I knew she would dodge, but damn...of course it did not phase me at all, but damn...
Anyone else notice the truck driver that the turtles got into an accident with? After the turtles drive away, he looks at his can and throws it away. You can get drunk and fight your ninja children but don't drink and drive.
This was a great episode! Shocking that Tiger Claw's arm got cut off by Alopex, and I was cracking up at Rocksteady rapping!
I was wondering who that character was that could run so fast and digging my brain I could not remember a character from the old cartoon that moved like that. The only fast character I knew was Alopex but I didn't think it was really going to be her because even in the comic her speed only really comes into play once. Then I saw that big, fluffy fox tail and I freaked. They brought one of my favourite characters from the IDW run into the Nick show! I love Alopex! (As well as the little comment from Raph: 'Wow, that Alopex really is something... but she's no Mona Lisa" XD Yeah even on the show he's impressed by that foxy lady :D). And Tiger Claw's arm being cut off, as well as drunk Splinter? I love how this show keeps getting away with this kind of stuff on a kid's show. I know chances are small, but this kinda gives me hope we might see Koya in a future episode, also one of my favourite mutants in the IDW comics. We already had Armaggon so I'm sure Bludgeon won't appear, but Koya should be possible. And I can't help wondering what Tiger Claw would be like in the IDW comic. That guy would be brutal. Aaaah, a nerd can dream.... Anyway, great episode again as usual and I can't wait for next week.
I love the new intro with the music
"It was a rival who sliced off my tail. One day I will find HIM, and HE will pay the price!"
Yeah right. Writers don't know how to write.
OR maybe that's a story he made up in order to not reveal who Alopex was, that they were related, and she defeated him. Could have made him seem vulnerable in the eyes of Shredder.... or yeah, it was just a mistake, ha ha!
+Andre "Black Nerd" wow! you just commented! I feel loved :D
Nicholas Damiani
Be thankful people who don't even watch the show aren't pissed for assuming her gender.
Nicholas Damiani He probably didn't want to admit it was his sister.
ugh how could you forget the #smoothdonatelloooooo face he did XD
Also, Alopex was speciest, lol. Calling Casey a, "Filthy Normal," after he electrocuted her. For the kids...
I was hoping that the one that took Tiger Claw's tail was cut off by Usagi Yojimbo. This is interesting, though. I'd like to read the character Alopex's story in the comics.
I love how the laser shot only goes about as fast as a person running and not actual light speed.
I am surprised that they got away with in this episode. I mean Drunk Splinter and Tiger Claw loosing an arm, what is this? the 2003 series?
Notsosmartguy 625 or Grimm?
Even then the 2003 episode about Baxter Stockman falling apart was censored and/or unaired on 4Kids. Looks like Nickelodeon is just cool with airing these episodes as how they are though!
Hey Andre there was also a tie with the latest TMNT movies when the turtles were in the elevator and Mikey was about to do some beats before Ralph smacked him on the back of his head to make him stop.
You forgot to mention on how they address the whole Alopex and Mona Lisa thing, since they are Raph's girlfriends on the Nick series and IDW comics, at the end of the episode, Raph says "Alopex, is really something! Chompy. But she's no Mona Lisa."
Nickelodeon is so much different now that it allows this kind of stuff on their shows. Back when Invader Zim was first airing they wouldn't let Jhonen Vasquez kill any of the characters on the show.
I saw that heir killing iff splinter "sobs"
Seeing Splinter go Drunken Master was amazing and definitely something I would never predict to happen on this show. Same for Tiger Claw losing his arm. Guess we'll have to call him "Stubby" now. ;p
I was kinda surprised by drunk Splinter too. Really didn't expect to see that.
I really like that Andre has re-added the intro jingle back to his videos, feels like classic Black Nerd :-D
I didn't think Splinter was drunk, but I can see it!
"You gettin' a drunk Splinter, now go to church." ROFL!!!!