ALESTORM - Shit Boat (No Fans) (Official Video) | Napalm Records
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2020
- New EP, Voyage of the Dead Marauder, Out March 22, 2024!
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“Shit Boat (No Fans)” is about 75 seconds of music that will be stuck in your head forever. It’s pure hedonism and unadulterated fun - a trademark ALESTORM tune!
ALESTORM on “Shit Boat (No Fans)”:
"Oh wow, everyone knows that short songs are the best songs, so naturally we had to make a music video for the shortest song on our album. This animation was put together by the lovely people at RMIT University in Melbourne, and it features all the classic elements of an ALESTORM video: Magical Girl transformations, giant Hungarian men dropping turds on your garden, rubber ducks, and crudely drawn cartoon penises. Enjoy!"
Producer Aaron McLoughlin on the video:
“Yeah, the pandemic has been tough on everyone, but it's going to take a helluva lot more than that to stop RMIT Animation students from drawing pirates. The video took 17 weeks to complete and lecturer Simon Norton did an awesome job producing and directing it under quarantine. Each team member worked from home to create the most epic swashbuckling pirate adventure you're likely to see this year!”
Created by students in the Bachelor of Design (Animation & Interactive Media) program at RMIT University in Melbourne, Australia.
Director, Production Manager: Simon Norton
Character Design: Hannah Bligh
Background Design: Grace Leong
Production Design: Hannah Bligh, Grace Leong, Alexandra Nicoletti, Simon Norton, Neeshma Sadanandhan, Aonghas Shearer-Boyd, Hongyin Shi
Lead Animators: Hannah Bligh, Grace Leong, James McIntosh, Simon Norton, Neeshma Sadanandhan, Aonghas Shearer-Boyd, Hongyin Shi
Assistant Animators: Lauren Ambry, Lucas Anderson, Jamie Bautista, Mikayla Bell, Jose Castillo, Charlie Green, Carmen Kusumo, Xueqi Li, Eloise Lohrey, Aurianne Mackney, Stacey Nesnas, Huey Jing Ng, Vrenchllynch Salim, Chenjun Song, Alexandra Vicatos, Buu Man Vuong
Background Artists: Zixuan Fan, Charlie Green, Wai Sum Lai, Grace Leong, Xueqi Li, Eloise Lohrey, Alexandra Nicoletti, Tiffany Prayitno, Sarah Russ, Zhen Shi, Yves Sylvain, Mali-Rose Van Den Driest, Alexandra Vicatos, Joy Zou
Producers: Aaron McLoughlin, Simon Norton
Make sure to Catch ALESTORM live on tour!
ALESTORM Live 2024
“Tour Of The Dead Marauder”
w/ Elvenking & Glyph
19.03.24 US - Cincinnati, OH / Bogart’s
20.03.24 US - Grand Rapids, MI / Elevation
22.03.24 CA - Toronto, ON / The Concert Hall
23.03.24 CA - Montreal, QC / MTELUS
24.03.24 US - New Haven, CT / Toad’s Place
26.03.24 US - Pittsburgh, PA / Stage AE
27.03.24 US - Detroit, MI / The Majestic
29.03.24 US - Milwaukee, WI / The Rave
30.03.24 US - Omaha, NE / The Admiral
02.04.24 CA - Winnipeg, MB / Park Theatre
03.04.24 CA - Saskatoon, SK / Coors Event Centre
05.04.24 CA - Edmonton, AB / Midway Music Hall
06.04.24 CA - Calgary, AB / The Palace Theatre
08.04.24 CA - Vancouver, BC / Commodore
09.04.23 US - Spokane, WA / Knitting Factory
10.04.24 US - Boise, ID / Knitting Factory
12.04.24 US - Sacramento, CA / Ace of Spades
13.04.24 US - Santa Ana, CA / The Observatory
15.04.24 US - Tucson, AZ / Rialto Theatre
16.04.24 US - Albuquerque, NM / Sunshine Theater
18.04.24 US - Oklahoma City, OK / Diamond
19.04.24 US - St. Louis, MO / Red Flag
20.04.24 US - Indianapolis, IN / Old National
21.04.24 US - Nashville, TN / Marathon
Festivals 2024
28.06.24 FI - Tuska / Sulvilahti
05.07.24 DE - Rock Harz / Ballenstedt
11.07.24 HU - Rockmaraton / Dunaújváros
12.07.24 CZ - Masters of Rock / Vizovice
13.07.24 AT - Area 53 / Leoben
14.07.24 NL - Pirate Metal Party / Helmond
17.07.24 RO - Metalhead Meeting / Bucharests
20.07.24 IT - Luppolo in Rock / Cremona
10.08.2024 ES - Leyendas del Rock / Villena
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#Alestorm
Lay off of our cannons, they have projectile dysfunction
You deserve so many more likes for that hilarious comment. 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You sir, you just won the Internet.
Nailed it!
EPIC WIN!!🤣🤣🤘
What an awfully polite way of saying "Our ship is better than yours"
😂😂😂😂😂
The perfect answer to Rumahoy's "The Beer from my Town is better than yours"
Insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother.
@@NedTugent But is it worse than insulting his mother's ship?
I agree 🤣🤣🤣
Someone: So, what are thee reasons, that your new video got demonetized?
ALESTORM: Yes.
Alestorm: WORTH IT!
false!
Alestorm:
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of…
After which, Kristoff took a shit on their lawn...
It was an exciting day when the lyrics were revealed to a room full of students!
- Hannah (character designer)
Also alestorm" UNLEASH THE QUACKEN!!"
Best moment in my gaming history was getting chased by a crew blasting this on repeat in Sea Of Thieves for a good 10 minutes.
Madlads.
LOL THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS 😂
Respect the effort
Magical girl Christopher Bowes is the hero we need, but don't deserve.
In the name of the booze, he will keelhaul you!
Also, it was someone's sexual awakening, I think
@@c0nd0rd4myt David Bowie is proud of his replacement.
@@c0nd0rd4myt was it your?
@@egge6145 Nope.
Mine was Till LIndemann
Man, the new One Piece opening really took it in a different direction.
One Piece? This is from Flapjack season twelve.
Franky and Brook are really telling us how they feel about the New World
Nahnahnah, this is just what the Straw Hats are gonna say for when they encounter Blackbeard, betting my entire life savings on it
@@PurpleSaturn726 I bet that Shanks will join in, my entire family wealth to it!
LOL
this is a good song
it absouloutly is
Understatement
Oh hi tommmy, you got those pizza rolls
Have you heard about the berd?
This is an approving comment
Alestorm, the only band that can make Alchoholic and lego brick rhyme
They also made "And the alcohol is free" rhyme with "And the alcohol is free."
@@Thomas.Wright fucking brilliant.
What are you talking about?
Alcohoolic
Lego Brick
??
It will allways rime.
They do rhyme though.
Who would have thought two words both ending with the same syllable would rhyme
Imagine insulting man by saying that his crew looks like a lego bricks...
Is that really an insult, I mean we all know the terror of lego bricks, I for one do not want them as my enemy.
@@TheDonmayo Is the house made out of flesh,or are the lego citizens made out of house?They scream as they do not know.
Is it an insult though? Or an acknowledgement that stepping on them would hurt you?
I read it's a reference to a disease. Scurvy I thought
Marek Kuzel. Lego Minifigs can totally fuck up ANYONE. Hell, there's BILLIONS of the little fuckers. And they've got LEGO DEATH STARS and LEGO STAR DESTROYERS and LEGO X-WINGS AND LEGO Y-WINGS, AND LEGO ROMAN FUCKING LEGIONS WITH A LEGO ROMAN CAESAR. They can wipe you, or anyone else's pirate ship from the face of the planet in a blink of an eye.
insulting a man's ship, be worse than insulting his mother
yer ship, yer mom, what's the difference
@@sidebro One allows you to sail the 7 seas, the other is a ship
@Frank Haas hahahahaha
Frank Haas 😂
@Frank Haas best comment ever
UA-cam: *demonetized several channels for saying damn*
Also UA-cam: Is this a good recommendation?
Dude, come on, don't tempt fate
@@cameronyoung1290 oh crap u rite
You can’t fucking stop Alestorm
yes
Did they really demonitize damn? I don't see how people like Markiplier are able to get away with swearing while others are demonized
How does napalm records make a profit with the CEO's massive crack cocaine addiction because that's the only way someone would green light this masterpiece
They get students to make it, lol
- Hannah (character designer)
@@palindromicentertainment9836
You did amazing!
@@palindromicentertainment9836 how much rum do you get paid in
@@phantomaviator1318 oh boy I wish! we got paid in class credits and Alestorm t shirts.
@@palindromicentertainment9836 ive never looked into this do company's really get students to make animations
This song has been stuck in my head since the album came out
same
Same.
Same
Same.
My CDs are still stuck in Austria. They can't ship them because of the pox. ;(
... oh, I get it. They're lego bricks because they stick their little pegs into each other's backsides.
oohhhhhhhh, that makes way more sense
Clever girl
I thought it was they are made to step on
Oooohhhh. Oh. -_-
@@edschramm6757 can be both, that's the beauty of metaphors
It's amusing that Christopher uses "alcoholic" as an insult.
@@a_makarov were you born with square brains or did you shape them yourself
Bear in mind, pirate ships have square sails (working better with the stern towards the wind) and the ruder wheel is itself at stern: *do you REALLY want the person whose job is to stay **_windward_** of the entire crew, to be always undergoing alcohol-induced barfing?*
If Christopher is calling someone "alcoholic", then it's really, and I do mean really far gone drunkar indeed
well yes... there is a reason for that..
alestorm arend alcoholics they are a pirate metal drinking crew or drunks for short.
and we all know that alcoholics go to meatings and drunks go to parties..
The Navigator is a crewmate who should know what he's doing. Otherwise, he causes most of the Shit Boat's Shitiness and gets the crew lost all the time.
If Chris doesn't wear that exact dress during the next lot of Alestorm shows I'm gonna be UPSET
Good news! The new video has Chris as a vintage housewife
@@daemonwhite3740 maybe he's trying to tell us something?
@@ThePigeon5734 He wants to break free!
Has there been a new lot of shows? Did he wear the dress?
@@torgranael unfortunatly not at our show... dont know about any other
I felt like this was the title sequence of an animated TV show...
I'd watch it
Spongebob- Too Hot For Television.
Flapjack sure hasn't aged well
Someone make it happen.
If alestorm ever come out with a cartoon I will be severely disappointed if this isn`t the title sequence and song...
Everyone's talking about Bowes in a dress. Didn't you realise that there is a giant rubber duck with laser beam eyes?
its perfectly normal, i found one last week
But... CB in a dress!
Doesn't everybody have one?
Ah yes...
The Quacken
@@conansboy lmaoooooo
*Anime Network presents - Princess Bowes And The Shit Boat*
_Episode one: The Lego Crew_
you need more likes
@@derchan6108 And a bottle 'o' rum on top 🤫
@Ezra Stuurman I know right 😁
@@derchan6108 episode 2 - pirate King to magical girl princess
I’d watch that.
Imagine being the students who put this together. I cannot imagine what joy they must have felt when they got the chance to put it together.
It was super great, and a relief to get it all done virtually too!
- Hannah (character designer)
it has to be funny applying for an animation job. "What kinda work have you done?" "Shit boat."
I'm currently being taught by the teacher who ran the class that put this together, and I can only imagine how much fun these guys had 🤣
I am proud of my ancestors (current student doing the same course)
I'm sorry, my mind took a second to process what it just saw
I’m still processing
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Brain.exe has stopped working
Replaying for the 12th time
It witnessed true art, my friend
"Created by students in the Bachelor of Design (Animation & Interactive Media) program at RMIT University in Melbourne, Australia." - May they be granted Fannybaws' eternal favour for this little gem! :)
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video :)
- Hannah (character designer)
I'd love to watch a show of this. They could do it like Aqua Teen Hunger Force does and have shorter eps with adult humor
Wow, that is a hell of a lot cooler than the rubbish electronics I did at RMIT...........
It figures that my country is the only one that could make such a masterpiece as this
I hope we get a Disney movie where EVERY musical number is like that.
My sense of humour is so ruined that this is the funniest thing I've ever seen
This just means you're cultured
We are men of culture
My best friend did the line animations for 0:31- 0:37 and I am SO proud of her!!!
Yes!!! It blew me away when I saw the first draft she did. Absolutely amazing!
- Hannah (character designer)
Please convey my thanks from the bottom of my heart to your friend for gifting the world with the out of nowhere magical girl transformation sequence in the middle of my pirate metal music video.
Not a particular fan of the rest of the animation but this small segment is great.
now i ask, no, i DEMAND, a full length animated Alestorm series
With princess chris backstory
Id be happy with some animates shorts tbh
WE demand
All the dialogue is just Christopher screaming obscenities
AAARRRRRR
I dunno, a crew of LEGO bricks seems pretty intimidating to me. You try to board their ship, and immediately everyone starts screaming as they step all over those sharp corners and edges.
Even worse: Even if you think you'd be smart just avoiding to step on them... _THEY WILL GET TO YOU AND RUN __-YOU OVER-__ OVER YOU !_
@@Bififress0r
And even worse than that is since the ship is made of other lego bricks the attack size can increase faster than you can fight them off
There are two kinds of people in this world:
The ones who have this song permanently repeating in their heads from how awesomely catchy it is... and everyone else.
There are also the ones who didn’t notice the third canon guy didn’t have his head on before it shot out
I got two teories abou this video:
1. This is the weirdest thing on this planet
2. This is the art in its purest form
I would say both are correct.
I need to express my agreement. Both options are correct since it is said that the art is an opposite of the nature.
blah
Of course my babbling makes sense only if you find the nature "normal".
If you think this is weird, you should check out some of Jonti Picking's stuff (AKA Mr. Weebl), like the classic Badger, Badger, Badger or Narwhals.
bro...you didnt saw "Infant Annihilator-Motherless Misscariage"
3 words: IGORRR - VERY NOISE
:)
Never thought I wanted to see Christopher in a dress, but that has changed
I still don't. Where's the bleach?
Why do i suddenly want Christopher in a dress as a cartoon tattoo
That transformation! Art in its purest form!
I’m a dressmaker and I can safely say if he wanted the dress from this video I would make it for him free of charge
He's a cutie though
0:48 Alestorm of all people dissing someone for being alcoholic feels...wrong :D
I sense that the Warthunder,World of Warships and Sea of Thieves communities will find this music/video VERY useful to express themselves.
As a War Thunder player, i fucking agree.
as a SoT player i shall be blasting this on repeat every time i play
ARK Atlas players: *sobbing in ignored*
Don't forget Alestorm - f- ed with an anchor
As a WT player I can say that my ship is the ship.
Wow, this art remembers the cartoon Flapjack . Nice reference
and to the end of the world reminds me of mad jack the pirate
@@cascavalsparizar6472 that show is criminally underrated!
W E S T
@@metal_monocle7334 i agree i loved it in my chilhood angus reminds me alot of fannybaws too
You mean the cancerous nightmare fuel they called a kids show? I agree.
I've been waiting for this ever since Chris said in an interview that Shit Boat was getting an animated video.
Where can u watch that interview?
@@silkmentilidie9177 I want to say it was on the "AP Reacts" channel.
Christopher Bowes (Alestorm) Gives Us an Inside Look Into "Curse of the Crystal Coconut"
Same, and it's really better with the animation
That Sailormoon/Magical Girl transfromation get me everytime and we need more of it
Who needs antidepressants when I can just listen to this and get all the serotonin I need
That is terrifying and amazing. Christopher Bowes in a dress. It's like a intro to a deeply wierd cartoon.
It's a kilt.
@@snowbeard3099 he was in a dress for a brief moment
But can we agree that this is a cartoon show we would watch?
@@tyswendson754 i didn't know there was a option not too.
It's a kilt, Scottish men wear them, educate yourself
1:06 "FOLLOW THE BOUNCING DUCK, EVERYONE!"
Thanks, I've been looking for the National Anthem of Scotland for ages.
These lyrics are perfection.
This video looks like opening of comedy animated series about pirates for adult
I'll wait for the 10 hours version.
well, if they did it for the "So Why The Long Face" song at the end of Bojack Horseman, then it's only a matter of time
I can't be the only one who expects Chris to wear THAT exact dress whenever they get to play this live!
When the D&D party decides they want to be pirates.
Wondered who Kristof was and why he was shitting on lawns.
Turns out he's their booking agent 😂
I admit I spent more time than I care to admit looking up who that was.
He sounds like a damned good booking agent!
LMAO the Sailor Moon style dress change scene
I don't know what I've just watched. But for some weird reason, I liked it.
The next season of One Peace needs to have some Alestorm music during fight scenes.
I bet that someone sang this about Fannybaws' ship and got absolutely destroyed by his flaming red beard.
i liked the part when they insulted someones pirate ship
Me too
Best part of the song
"I didn't mean to say the Enterprise should be *hauling* garbage. I meant to say it should be hauled away *AS* garbage!"
...and that's when Scotty punched him.
Me: I only listen to metal because the songs have meaning behind it and express it in a way other music doesn't
Also me:
I would say, this masterpiece does not lack expression by any means - and a quite outstanding one.
@@kristobaljunta actually, if you listen to the lyrics close enough, you can hear that the song is actually about the fall of the Roman Empire.
@@tcgmagikarp1147 could've improved their ships for sure
It does have meaning it's just what goes through every sea of thieves player mind during naval combat
Legend says Jonny Depp quit making more pirates of the carabean movies because of this song.
I demand a Magical Girl Christopher Bowes anime.
Christopher Bowes.
The most insane and sweary magical girl you ever saw!
And he keeps throwing the dress off.
Then it gets REALLY scary!
Isn't this just the spinoff episode of Black Lagoon where Revvy became a Magical Girl?
His temper is like Star in SVFOE
*Puella Magi: Christopha Magika*
_Being Piruta is Alcoholism_
This is way to intellectual for my taste...
I find myself in agreement. It may take multiple viewings in order to really start comprehending the intricacies of the complex message they are trying to convey.
“Too”
Truly only an educated mind is capable of understanding such a profound piece of art in its deepest form. The pirate ship is a metaphor for the modern man, while the bag of dicks he must consume is a powerful critique of the shallowness of a capitalist society.
After rewatching this video over and over for the past 5 days I have come to the conclusion that they are saying your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Not even Rick and Morty fans can understand this gift from god
I am not entirely sure what you guys were smoking when you wrote this song and the animation, but my guess would be.... everything... and then some.... and you probably also shared with the Napalm execs to release it on their channel.
Man, I love Napalm Records and their nonsense bands.
Blasting this at full volume next time I play sea of thieves
I have gone through most of my life without making an enemy of any kind of seafaring pirate. But now if it ever happens, I know what to do
Its like somebody dared them to write a song on the spot with no chance at revision, and this beautiful mess is the result. 🍺
If I remember correctly what Chris said about this song during the album release stream and in interviews, he was quite pissed at someone, and wrote this song in retaliation. He also said the song was far worse originally, but eventually thought the lyrics were so bad, they could have landed him in jail, so he changed them at the last minute.
@@AO968 Fannybaws vs Yarrface drama, the only one worth the attention
Alestorm is the musical equivalent of YOLO, IMO. Like they stopped caring what people think ages ago and just make whatever they want.
After ''Pirates of the Caribbean'', it's time for Disney to make ''Princess of pirates'' with Chris Bowes in leading role. No dubt, he's sexsier than Keira Knightley, Penolepe Cruz and Kaya Scodelario combined!
after having to watch videos with censored swearing this is a breath of fresh air
Well then, I don't think human language has a word to describe this masterpiece of animation
ARRRRRR!
Personally, I’d choose “chaotic” :p
- Hannah (character designer)
man the new Captain Flapjack season is great
So this is what Zargothrax does in his free time
Basically yes
Yep i can see it
The loading premiere was longer than the song and I am not complaining, as this was well worth it
This thing just made my shitty day a whole lot better, thanks Napalm and Alestorm!
I wanna compliment the students who animated this. It's fucking great
The only bad thing about this song is the fact that when it released I was in the middle of writing a song called My Pirate Ship is Cooler Than Yours for my pirate metal project but after this it feels like I should just set fire to my instruments.
I like the reference to no grave but the sea album art at 1:10, very niiice
I think it's Captain Morgan's Revenge
Glad you like it! Originally he was going to be posed like the Venus de Milo, so there’s something for you to dream about.
- Hannah (character designer)
New Sea of Thieves anthem
I can just hear this being mic spammed as a battle happens.
they need to add this as a sound emote, it would sell like crazy imho
Imagine a group of friends with their respective mics singing this in unison to every single ship they defeat. Bonus points if one of them is called Kristoff or if they change the lyrics to one of their names
My new alarm clock in the mornings.
Can we get longer version? it's epic, catchy and so lively
I've been playing this song on repeat while playing assassins creed black flag and sinking every ship I see
I need a mod for the crew singing that song
Therapist:Magical Princess Bowes isn´t real, it can hurt you
Magical Princess Bowes:
This song is hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣
"it's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin'barge" YEET, i felt that one.
What does it mean? (Non english speaker)
Perfect song to play when a ship approaches on Sea Of Thieves
I adore Alestorm. So so much. Looking forward to live shows again. Hoping the entire crew is staying safe out there!
ive been listening to this for 2 hours now and its not getting old
The funist thing about finding this song for me is I got this as an ad 3 years ago thanks UA-cam
1:35 minutes are more than enough for Alestorm to stick a song in your skull.
Chris in a dress is the single most hilarious and terrifying thing I’ve ever seen and I love it
Almost forgot to listen to this today
This goes way to hard... and now i got some more combat music
Will laser duck be on tour too?
And Bowes in a dress.
The folks at RMIT did a perfect job! An absolute masterpiece!!
Thanks so much!
- Hannah (character designer)
The dancing Lego bricks are my favorite part and I don't know why
it's the greatest insult of all time, that's why 🤣
I respect how little this band takes itself seriously.
can't stop singing this song, it just stuck in my mind
SAME
#metoo
Best minute and a half of my life
For once that actually IS what she said. Noice.
When Captain K’Nuckles finally snaps.
It's sad to see cannons suffering from projectile dysfunction
I always thought I couldn't think "WTF?" and "WOW!" at the same time.
Thank you for proving me wrong!😂
American Pirates: Our ship is better than yours
Scottish Pirates:
The animation style reminds me a "The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack", and this is awesome.
This is a pirate using vicious mockery... prove me wrong
That is equally a perfect description of this and a terrifyingly hilarious concept
Daniel they’re From Scotland this is the normal lingo
Teacher : Today we will learn about pirates
Girls : Boring
Boys :
We need a new CRIMSON SKIES game with PVE online fun, and ALESTORM should be involved.
You guys!!! This is the funniest little cartoon internet video since I've been on the interwebs as a kid in the 90s!!
this only needed 5 seconds to inspire an *entire* D&D campaign
This has been a recurring theme in our "Ghosts of Saltmarsh" campaign.
@@72hermit isn't that a requirement?