Actually the contents are mostly harmless and healthy,but the powdered milk would be a deal breaker because I am lactose intolerant. Then again I have not smelled it. Can the prisoners let it ferment in the sun and heat ? It might make a good quality Pruno. ( prison hooch ).
There's a reason for the diet loaf. Inmates in segregation aren't just fed that for the heck of it. If an inmate is fed that nasty concoction, it's for one of the following reasons: breaking their tray, shitting on their tray, throwing their tray at officers, of throwing their shit at officers. And trust me, every single one of those instances does happen in prison.
These ingredients by themselves are not bad. Combined....well, what a strange idea. I think it would be better to serve these ingredients individually.
That's what I was thinking. Am I wrong for saying I thought that it looked good? Otherwise, the smart misbehaving miscreant should save his serving until the next day. Leftovers are always better. Tell the guard that you loved it, and ask if you can have seconds. Guards will freak and beat you to death probably, but hey, no more Nutraloaf.
This one looked pretty bad and was described as such. I have seen reviews of other recipes where they basically said it didn't taste bad but you wouldn't want to eat it three meals a day and eat it without utensils.
@@andrewthezeppo I'm guessing those alternative nutraloaf recipes are made for daily consumption. Which is, however, a lot worse. This one is probably meant to keep you in full anxiety mode for two or three days and then no more. If they served this particular version permanently they'd be containing permanent protests from inside and outside. The ex-convicts would go immediately to the psychiatric ward. People often don't realize that food keeps us from going insane. We need good-tasting food to keep our mental health from self-destructing. The nutraloaf is extremely cruel. I would only use it as a last resort, its only use is to destroy the psyche of the victim.
I'm not sure where you found this...uh...recipe, sir. When I saw your title, it reminded me of my days working for the TDCJ unit back in East Texas. Food Loaf was given only to "Ad Seg" or Administrative Segregation offenders and consisted solely of leftovers from the dinner meal from the day prior combined with some water for moisture then baked off in large bread loaf pans. The Ad Seg offenders ate the same thing as every other prisoner, but in a condensed and overcooked form that felt pre-chewed. Ad Segs are, by personal habit, aggressive prisoners usually facing life in prison and have already contracted Hepatitis C and/or are HIV positive through unprotected sex with fellow inmates. They feel there's nothing left to live for but to make everyone around them as miserable as themselves and therefore, are perfectly happy to spread their diseases. When they feel it's perfectly fine to stop-up their toilets with bedding and toilet paper, reserving their fecal matter and urine for throwing ("chunking") upon unsuspecting guards who perform their hourly health checks, yep...I don't feel an ounce of pity for them. Stop raping fellow prisoners, beating their skulls against the concrete floors or walls until their grey matter resembles pudding and you might get to eat real food.
with the number of folks in prison now in the millions it has to be a fact that someone likes this loaf,its just math folks,lol,after a certain number it has to be a fact.
@@kakyoin9688 I can imagine that lobster they got was not good quality, especially if it was just a crappy mound of mush that wasn't given any proper food safety treatment just like other meats at the time.
I worked at the Az prison system for a bit I would see the food boxes being unloaded with I kid you not "Not for human consumption, Livestock only" printed on the boxes
No, come on, this isn't fucking south america, there are sinks, there are standards in place. Prison isn't some crazy free for all where anything goes and everyone gets treated as terribly as possible. Not in the US, anyway. It's definitely not summer camp, but it's not nearly as bad as food with semen and unwashed hands. Prison food is bland, it's also simple. They do this so that inmates don't need anything but a spork to eat it, and the thinner shittier the plastic the safer for everyone involved.
never had a issue with inmates fucking each other in the kitchen did have a problem with some of the inmates doing it with female staff. had a inmate get airlifted to the ICU because he bragged he messed with the food. most of the time food tampering is very specific but very common as is the handwashing even though if the inmates find out the kitchen worked dont wash their hands can get them smashed on the yard.
That’s like the Don Martin cartoon when the cook pulls a boot a shoe out of the pot of soup the other cook yells “ I’ve been looking for that” mad magazine
The reference to the "Greaseman" was epic. We had him on DC101 FM in the Washington DC area for years. He came from WAPE in Jacksonville FL. What's funny was he was sued by the Death Row prisoners for mental distress because he had the sound of bacon frying in the morning as he would ask who's getting fried this morning. And we're talking prison food.
When I seen what it was called, my first thought was nutria rat, lol! The nutria rat may have made it better ;) Great video Larry, and you had me rolling with your humor!
I bet you forgot the ingredients that aren't mentioned like rocks and roaches that the prisoner cooks add in.I did my fair share of time and I once broke a tooth on a rock that looked like a kidney bean and there was once a very large roach on my plate needless to say I didn't eat that day. I have never seen this prison loaf so this must be an American thing and I bet there are roaches in the real deal maybe even mice and rat meat.
Believe it or not I've had several of them in the past when you're hungry who gives a darn what it is overtime I became to enjoy it because it was all I had!!!!
Our local jail contracted out to a food prep company to make nutraloaves containing textured vegetable protein. The plan must be working as I overheard some homeless people say they will never come back because the jail food is so bad.
Some are damn good people met guys doing time for DWI.not a little bit either 5 yrs.in texas is 5 yrs.no parole especially for DWI. I met David Crosby in Dallas county jail.didn't look to be a happy camper.
They make a lactose free powdered milk too. Wolfe may have not used it, but it only makes sense that the prisons would, otherwise prisoners who are lactose intolerant really could submit that it's cruel and unusual punishment and force the prisons to give them other food.
I fucking _do_ have a gluten allergy! It's utterly fucked. Even glucose (made from wheat here) is enough to set me off, as does a bewildering array of other things. Found out about a year or two ago. Before then I had explosive diarrhoea and painful cramps several times a day, couldn't go anywhere without a toilet, shit myself more than once. For about 15 years. Probably had maybe 3 solid shits a year during that time. If I'm free of gluten I get better within a week, but if I get the slightest amount of contamination I get a week of the same shit. Even "gluten free" products make me sick. Cause they do stupid shit like use yeast extract, but forget that's made from beer from barley. Or grown on glucose or other gluten having garbage >.> Even distilled alcohol can do it! Now you would think that distilling would remove all protein and therefore gluten. Apparently not. Because apparently some distillers add some mash back to the distillate. And I have gotten sick from it (Kahlua, nothing else except the alcohol could have been the culprit, and it's "neutral grain spirit"). Whether it's cross contamination (probably) or the putting the mash back in I have no idea, but I'm kind of over it. I don't eat any processed anything now, but I still spend a depressing amount of time recovering from some mishap from something...
all these comments saying prisoners deserve this kind of food. You realize that not all prisoners are terrible people. you have guys locked up for possessing weed as well as guys who murder other people. You still have to treat other human beings humanely. otherwise you are no better than they are. You want to lump all prisoners into the same boat and that's messed up. I'm not saying you should feed inmates fucking maine lobster and let them sip on expensive wines. However, you can make soups that are nutritious and cost way less than this piece of shit. Stop looking down on other people for poor life choices. the way these comments are going you'd think every person in prison is a child raping mass murdering terrorist who shanked their own mom for a dollar.
Millions of wrongly accused innocent people as well. Anyone who has been in trouble knows they fuck you, their whole jobs is to get you in prison that's why even if you are innocence they force you to take some fake bullshit term, like they say you'll get life just take the deal and get 10 years even if you are innocent it doesn't matter they will still tell you that you'll be in jail forever dealing with court and they will still force you to take whatever bullshit deal they came up with.
Only the really bad behaving prisoners who are already in trouble and continue to misbehave are given this stuff. Your not going to get caught with a joint and get sent in for 90 days and have to eat this lmao...
When I was a C.O. In Missouri back in the 90s nutriloaf was everything that was being served during each meal for that day including coffee and tea, desert, eggs, everything. Mmmmmmm
[ Dying Cat ] This food is literally for punishment. In American prisons they are not afraid to “mess” with prisoners. These prison bureaucrats are only obligated to “feed you a nutritious meal.” You don’t have to like it. This meal is also kosher & halal. So the asshole terrorists or fundamentalists that misbehave can eat this. I’ve heard this gives you massive diarrhea, as well as tasting bad.
Never seen you shake so much. Seems edible though. Better than starving to death in a prison camp. I once only had a can of tuna left in my stash pack and fried it up ... fried tuna? Yep. Tasted like the best thing i ever made..... until later. I tried it again and it was the worst thing i ever made... go figure. Seems that if your really hungry , you probably don't care what that crap tastes like. No I was camping... not in prison.
Lol when I was a kid we had gardens and they had spinach in them. So when I needed more strength I went down and grabbed a handful and chopped on it. Placebo young me thought it worked lol
One other thing, I served in the Navy for 8 years, and on a boat (I was on an aircraft carrier) the Commanding Officer rules Supreme. He can dole out punishment under the UCMJ at Captains Mast as he sees fit. One of the harsher punishments was confinement in the brig and bread and water rations. I saw this punishment doled out first hand, as I was SSDF (security) as part of my duty on board. It literally is 6 pieces of stale 3-4 day old bread, and smelly, sometimes rust colored lukewarm water. That's it. He can prescribe this punishment for up to 5 days if I remember correctly. It is an old punishment harking back to the age of sail where a seaman could be flogged (whipped) to death at the captains command. Bread and water rations are considered cruel and unusual punishment here on dry land in today's more humane society. I found it interesting that a punishment from back in the 18th century survives into the 21st century. Oh and to top it off. It's not the bread and water that's the true punishment. It is actually the severe constipation the prisoner will endure over the next few days. It can be so bad, it can cause a grown man to scream in agony!!!
Maybe a different green, a tastier bean, tomato sauce and ketchup instead of paste. and real cheese and milk. makes no sense. it would be cheaper and probably a little better.
Lol I would eat that every day...awesome for weight lifting ..great energy and pretty nutritious...and you talk like they have far to go to use toilet lol
@@nikweinfurter5578 I agree! How many are just people who grew up poor, physically abused, in a hopeless situation? How many have untreated mental illness? We just prefer to punish people after they screw up instead of helping people to not screw up.
I always like how stuff like this is deemed "cruel and unusual" for prisoners, right, and the victims they murdered wasn't cruel and unusual enough? Although I could kind of see why maybe they should do away with something like this and maybe just give misbehaved prisoners a loaf of bread or something and some water. Good old fashioned bread and water.
You would think so, but no, it appears a large number of people are reactionary dickheads with no empathy or common sense. They never stopped to consider that the US has more people in jail that Stalinist Russia, more than any nation that has ever existed in any time, both as a percentage and a raw number. And that that is exactly because of the jingoist "tough on crime" and "war on drugs" bullshit that has been a feature of every election since the early 80s. It has gone so far into la la land as make it so *you can't even get a jury trial* anymore without risking at least tripling the time you will serve, and the vast majority of people accused of a crime for which prison is the penalty _don't_ get a trial. And it just practically HAS to be this way given the number of people being prosecuted BECAUSE THERE SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH COURTS, JUDGES AND LAWYERS to hold the trials! Not even close! There is enough to bring maybe 10% of criminal cases to trial. This is an indictment of the US justice system and near complete abrogation of due process! No, they don't care about this. They never consider that the intention of the founding fathers was that role of the government should be to stop people's rights from being infringed, not to regulate what substances they might want to consume, how they raise their children, conduct their businesses, or a thousand other things that the government has made itself now sole judge, jury, and executioner. They just want to scapegoat the "the bad people". They don't care that it doesn't help. Without even worrying to make sure that due process is in place to decide even if they have in fact broken the law at all. They just want to double down on the retardation that caused the situation in the first place.
I grew up eating canned spinach. We used to sprinkle vinegar on it. Now I prefer fresh or frozen, but I still eat canned once in awhile. I like it cooked in the same pan as a pork chop so it can soak up the pork juice.
My mom eats her cereal that way. She said milk wasn't readily available when she was a kid. So they used canned milk. I grew up upper middle class but my mom still ate her cereal with canned milk. Comfort food for her.
Great to hear about what this is truly like from a voice we can trust =] I can't believe they make people eat this. It's a sad aspect of our current prison system.
Whoa. I have all of this stuff in my pantry right now (including dairy-free cheese, but no dry milk...) I might have to try making this! It’s even vegan if you take out the milk powder.
Start makin it for dinner twice a week take all the leftover in the fridge and make mush and bake away lmao then let me know if ya feel the same.... i guess if I was hungry enough I'd be grateful for squirrel nuts smh
This is what food looks like when it is made with hate.
Kenneth Wong hate & canned spinach
God of Thunder Same difference.
Kenneth Wong lol
LOL Thanks for watching!
+TheWolfePit the grease man!!!!!😂😂😂 love that guy!!!
i'm gonna start bringing one of these on thanksgiving
Oh you are soooo rude😫😀
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Everybody can be thankful they don't have to eat it.
at least its been pre-digested for ease of movement.
Looks like something how to basic would make
Nowhere near enough eggs. And no eggshells.
Juan Herrero true 😂😂
Hilarious! I needed this laugh; my mom (amazing cook) passed yesterday at home with me. Thanks for helping me feel better for a bit.
Condolences my guy, hope you & your fam are doing better now.
This is why I don't commit crimes.
LOL Thanks for watching!
Actually the contents are mostly harmless and healthy,but the powdered milk would be a deal breaker because I am lactose intolerant. Then again I have not smelled it. Can the prisoners let it ferment in the sun and heat ? It might make a good quality Pruno. ( prison hooch ).
Ed Denoy That's what I was thinking...I can tolerate All That together...just don't know about the powdered milk...
Cherry Pauper same
It's awesome being genetically and culturally less likely to commit crime!
damn I'd shank somebody for a piece of cake right now 💀💀💀 you've made my day
LOL Thanks for watching!
Khani Xia . It looks like it's going to come out looking the same way it looked going in 💩
1:09 “Add six slices of whole wheat bread” me: *stops video* this is too brutal for me
Whoever came up with this recipe belongs in that solitary confinement cell
lol
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@Cripple guy Wishing rape on someone in the process of repaying their debt to society is disgusting.
There's a reason for the diet loaf. Inmates in segregation aren't just fed that for the heck of it. If an inmate is fed that nasty concoction, it's for one of the following reasons: breaking their tray, shitting on their tray, throwing their tray at officers, of throwing their shit at officers. And trust me, every single one of those instances does happen in prison.
Not even the guy who came up with this deserves to be subjected to his own invention.
This is absolutely inhumane.
These ingredients by themselves are not bad. Combined....well, what a strange idea. I think it would be better to serve these ingredients individually.
Then it wouldn't be a punishment, would it?
That's what I was thinking. Am I wrong for saying I thought that it looked good?
Otherwise, the smart misbehaving miscreant should save his serving until the next day. Leftovers are always better. Tell the guard that you loved it, and ask if you can have seconds. Guards will freak and beat you to death probably, but hey, no more Nutraloaf.
This one looked pretty bad and was described as such. I have seen reviews of other recipes where they basically said it didn't taste bad but you wouldn't want to eat it three meals a day and eat it without utensils.
@@andrewthezeppo I'm guessing those alternative nutraloaf recipes are made for daily consumption. Which is, however, a lot worse.
This one is probably meant to keep you in full anxiety mode for two or three days and then no more. If they served this particular version permanently they'd be containing permanent protests from inside and outside. The ex-convicts would go immediately to the psychiatric ward.
People often don't realize that food keeps us from going insane. We need good-tasting food to keep our mental health from self-destructing. The nutraloaf is extremely cruel. I would only use it as a last resort, its only use is to destroy the psyche of the victim.
OMG, this should be part of the "Scared Straight" series!
LOL Thanks for watching!
Headchefmom Kendall Lawrence IT IS!!
I agree
When we had a tour at the prison of high school kids i would show them this.
Beyond Scared Straight*
>no milk cheese
>powdered milk
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They just have dairy free cheese already at the prison in case inmates are lactose intolerant so that's just what they use in general
It's a shame spending twice as much on this cheese than better cheese, aged to perfucktion
I'm not sure where you found this...uh...recipe, sir. When I saw your title, it reminded me of my days working for the TDCJ unit back in East Texas. Food Loaf was given only to "Ad Seg" or Administrative Segregation offenders and consisted solely of leftovers from the dinner meal from the day prior combined with some water for moisture then baked off in large bread loaf pans. The Ad Seg offenders ate the same thing as every other prisoner, but in a condensed and overcooked form that felt pre-chewed.
Ad Segs are, by personal habit, aggressive prisoners usually facing life in prison and have already contracted Hepatitis C and/or are HIV positive through unprotected sex with fellow inmates. They feel there's nothing left to live for but to make everyone around them as miserable as themselves and therefore, are perfectly happy to spread their diseases.
When they feel it's perfectly fine to stop-up their toilets with bedding and toilet paper, reserving their fecal matter and urine for throwing ("chunking") upon unsuspecting guards who perform their hourly health checks, yep...I don't feel an ounce of pity for them. Stop raping fellow prisoners, beating their skulls against the concrete floors or walls until their grey matter resembles pudding and you might get to eat real food.
Well said, I couldn't agree more!! You saw the REALLY bad side and the animals who deserved this! LOL Thanks for watching!
+bro guy Bruh, you're such an edgy libtard.
A bullet would be the only thing I'd feed 'em.
Jesus Christ they deserve to go to a mental asylum!
Brutal
This is probably the healthiest and most nutritious meal ever featured on this channel! ;)
It's gotta be the absolute lowest in sodium he's had. 😂
I can't eat that kind of food.
@@birdlover6842 Then stay out of prison.
"Im sure they use their feet in prison, but im gonna use my hands" Lmfao got me dead
Why can't they pulverize this stuff in a blender, so it can at least have a smooth texture?
They can, the point is to make it as disgusting as possible, including texture.
That sounds even more gross.
My county(Alameda county Oakland California) does. Trust me... It doesn't help mich. Ok it doesn't help at all. Peace...
I'd sooner live on grandma's fruitcake for life than eat that for a year.
My grandmas fruitcake was amazing! I still miss it every Christmas.
I live in south Georgia and Claxton where they make and sell it..... Is 10 minutes away from my house. Some people swear by it
Just think, There is probably a person out there that likes this.
rogertopful ya got me
Is what the person would say
rogertopful looks good to me
I have to admit... it always sounds and looks rather good to me. But to be sure, I have no self-esteem.
with the number of folks in prison now in the millions it has to be a fact that someone likes this loaf,its just math folks,lol,after a certain number it has to be a fact.
They’re probably vegan
Back in the 1900s or so, in Maine, they made prisoners eat lobsters like 4 or 5 days a week amd it was deemed unconstitutional.
Probably because they were overcooked
Teeko Train nah it was just considered a poor mans meal
@@kakyoin9688 I can imagine that lobster they got was not good quality, especially if it was just a crappy mound of mush that wasn't given any proper food safety treatment just like other meats at the time.
Lobsters are bottom feeders. Taste good but like eating a cock roach
Lobsters were soo abundant back then so yeah
"pack the poop down...I mean nutriloaf" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your so funny
ooof da, I seriously doubt Sheriff Joe is making it that well. I can see it with moldy ingredients
I worked at the Az prison system for a bit I would see the food boxes being unloaded with I kid you not "Not for human consumption, Livestock only" printed on the boxes
ShadowWolf oh no! not only is that inhumane but taxpayers are paying for real food and someone is pocketing the difference.
You should have taken pictures. Some tabloid probably would have paid big money for that.
No, come on, this isn't fucking south america, there are sinks, there are standards in place. Prison isn't some crazy free for all where anything goes and everyone gets treated as terribly as possible. Not in the US, anyway. It's definitely not summer camp, but it's not nearly as bad as food with semen and unwashed hands. Prison food is bland, it's also simple. They do this so that inmates don't need anything but a spork to eat it, and the thinner shittier the plastic the safer for everyone involved.
never had a issue with inmates fucking each other in the kitchen did have a problem with some of the inmates doing it with female staff. had a inmate get airlifted to the ICU because he bragged he messed with the food. most of the time food tampering is very specific but very common as is the handwashing even though if the inmates find out the kitchen worked dont wash their hands can get them smashed on the yard.
Honestly, I would much rather try this than that canned haggis.
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Maybe it's a myth that nutraloaf is really awful. I'm gonna make it to find out.
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Maybe gravy on it will turn it delicious.
Oh it's no myth Richard......spend $9 and get a can of haggis it really is good!
That sounds great Aubbie, but they're not available here in the U.S.
Richard Gray it's a close one
And now I know why Prisons make billions selling (not even name brand) Top Ramon every year..
Bryce Walton's Photography Top Ramen is name brand. Top Ramen is the first instant ramen ever made
Amy Nguyen He meant Top Ramon, as in the best Mexican handyman you can find.
oh I know him, he fixed my espinners.........
Bryce Walton's Photography ramon!
Ramen is rice noodles. Ramon is my uncle.
That’s like the Don Martin cartoon when the cook pulls a boot a shoe out of the pot of soup the other cook yells “ I’ve been looking for that” mad magazine
Lol, that polite and proper tone plus the descriptions had me rolling. XD
You are one brave man
LOL Thanks for watching!
Swoll
afterprisonshow’s nutraloaf is worse a*
Who ever made the recipe was probably wearing a straitjacket too.
LOL Thanks for watching!
UA-camaholic2 I have to agree with your comment as I was thinking the same!
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That cheese probably has a shelf life of 100yrs 😂
Eat it sitting on the toilet! I was on the floor. Lol this episode is so funny
The reference to the "Greaseman" was epic. We had him on DC101 FM in the Washington DC area for years. He came from WAPE in Jacksonville FL. What's funny was he was sued by the Death Row prisoners for mental distress because he had the sound of bacon frying in the morning as he would ask who's getting fried this morning. And we're talking prison food.
The raisins with the spinach and tomato paste would make me puke.
LOL Thanks for watching!
When I seen what it was called, my first thought was nutria rat, lol! The nutria rat may have made it better ;) Great video Larry, and you had me rolling with your humor!
I heard nutria are tasty?!?! You ever try one Rus? I can guarantee you they taste better than this!! LOL! Thanks for watching!!
I'd eat a nutria before I'd eat that.
I bet you forgot the ingredients that aren't mentioned like rocks and roaches that the prisoner cooks add in.I did my fair share of time and I once broke a tooth on a rock that looked like a kidney bean and there was once a very large roach on my plate needless to say I didn't eat that day. I have never seen this prison loaf so this must be an American thing and I bet there are roaches in the real deal maybe even mice and rat meat.
Lmao
Thanks for the recipe!! About to serve my kids dinner I hope they like it
Love watching your videos you're the kind of videos I can just sit and drink a beer and just chill the fun to watch
i always thought nutra loaf was all the left over stuff from the cafeteria pressed into a loaf shape and re baked am i wrong on this?
Kind off,but with stuff to make it gross.
Hi there Larry
I do not see this as a punishment, seems like you get all the essentials!
Including the cleansing afterwards
Ohh the smell and taste is punishment! LOL Thanks for watching!
OMG I LOVE THE COMMENTARY! LOL!
I think it needed some cinnamon, paprika and fish sauce
Hey, great idea. Some dippin sauce with that would be a great idea.🤔🤣
Believe it or not I've had several of them in the past when you're hungry who gives a darn what it is overtime I became to enjoy it because it was all I had!!!!
Our local jail contracted out to a food prep company to make nutraloaves containing textured vegetable protein. The plan must be working as I overheard some homeless people say they will never come back because the jail food is so bad.
catzanddogz
Thats very sad .. Homeless people go to jail because they have no food.
@@Daswassuphomie Uh... what? How is being foodless a crime?
*Hey Larry I see you found my first wife's recipe for an instant divorce, good for them in prison! LOL*
LOL Thanks for watching Ralphie!
Does anyone laugh at his jokes?
I do/////
So do I. He's funny lol.
TheWolfePit So glad I'm not the only one!! This guy is hilarious 😂!
onesexytan Yes he is!!
Annabelle Lecter Ikr😂😂
Not everyone in prison is a bad person. Some are only victims of oppressive governments and people who mean well.
Mary Corder
Not true, many plead guilty for a plea deal for a lesser sentence and to avoid trial.
@Mary Corder Joseph is right
The people forced to eat this shit are very bad people that have done very bad things. This video is about the food, not the people.
Some are damn good people met guys doing time for DWI.not a little bit either 5 yrs.in texas is 5 yrs.no parole especially for DWI. I met David Crosby in Dallas county jail.didn't look to be a happy camper.
Okay. Thanks for the pointless comment Mary Sue.
I'll be making this for my husband. Thanks for the recipe!!
Are you planning on him leaving ?🤣
The milk free cheese is probably so that it can be fed to lactose intolerant prisoners.
orcslayer006 powdered... milk...
They make a lactose free powdered milk too. Wolfe may have not used it, but it only makes sense that the prisons would, otherwise prisoners who are lactose intolerant really could submit that it's cruel and unusual punishment and force the prisons to give them other food.
U think they care if ur lactose intolerant lmao ur clueless milk free cheese isnt cheese it's a way way cheaper substitute.
I would tell them I have a gluten allergy!!!
Janos Pergely seriously
Or muslim, you get halal meat.
I fucking _do_ have a gluten allergy! It's utterly fucked. Even glucose (made from wheat here) is enough to set me off, as does a bewildering array of other things. Found out about a year or two ago. Before then I had explosive diarrhoea and painful cramps several times a day, couldn't go anywhere without a toilet, shit myself more than once. For about 15 years. Probably had maybe 3 solid shits a year during that time.
If I'm free of gluten I get better within a week, but if I get the slightest amount of contamination I get a week of the same shit. Even "gluten free" products make me sick. Cause they do stupid shit like use yeast extract, but forget that's made from beer from barley. Or grown on glucose or other gluten having garbage >.> Even distilled alcohol can do it! Now you would think that distilling would remove all protein and therefore gluten. Apparently not. Because apparently some distillers add some mash back to the distillate. And I have gotten sick from it (Kahlua, nothing else except the alcohol could have been the culprit, and it's "neutral grain spirit"). Whether it's cross contamination (probably) or the putting the mash back in I have no idea, but I'm kind of over it. I don't eat any processed anything now, but I still spend a depressing amount of time recovering from some mishap from something...
its prison... they don't care. you eat what you get..
@@miss_bunny9454 are you dumb or what? Some people with gluten allergy can die of it
all these comments saying prisoners deserve this kind of food. You realize that not all prisoners are terrible people. you have guys locked up for possessing weed as well as guys who murder other people.
You still have to treat other human beings humanely. otherwise you are no better than they are. You want to lump all prisoners into the same boat and that's messed up.
I'm not saying you should feed inmates fucking maine lobster and let them sip on expensive wines. However, you can make soups that are nutritious and cost way less than this piece of shit. Stop looking down on other people for poor life choices. the way these comments are going you'd think every person in prison is a child raping mass murdering terrorist who shanked their own mom for a dollar.
my jail cut back on their food budget we got served crap food, we threaten to riot, we got better food again
Millions of wrongly accused innocent people as well. Anyone who has been in trouble knows they fuck you, their whole jobs is to get you in prison that's why even if you are innocence they force you to take some fake bullshit term, like they say you'll get life just take the deal and get 10 years even if you are innocent it doesn't matter they will still tell you that you'll be in jail forever dealing with court and they will still force you to take whatever bullshit deal they came up with.
Only the really bad behaving prisoners who are already in trouble and continue to misbehave are given this stuff. Your not going to get caught with a joint and get sent in for 90 days and have to eat this lmao...
This must be one of the best "Crappy Videos" you've ever made! Loved It!
When I was a C.O. In Missouri back in the 90s nutriloaf was everything that was being served during each meal for that day including coffee and tea, desert, eggs, everything. Mmmmmmm
They should just seperate the ingredients... it will be much better...
What do you expect in America
@@thepuzzler3347
Your mom
The point is that it's not supposed to be better.
It's not supposed to be better, that's the point.
[ Dying Cat ] This food is literally for punishment. In American prisons they are not afraid to “mess” with prisoners. These prison bureaucrats are only obligated to “feed you a nutritious meal.” You don’t have to like it. This meal is also kosher & halal. So the asshole terrorists or fundamentalists that misbehave can eat this. I’ve heard this gives you massive diarrhea, as well as tasting bad.
When you get hungry enough, you end up eating it.
nah
This is what my grandma had to eat in solitary confinement
Funny vid Wolfe, entertaining and informative as always.
Honestly, that milk free cheese is probably there for b vitamins found in the nutritional yeast used to make it.
I love fruit cakes :) they're amazing.
Far from a fruit cake my friend
Never seen you shake so much. Seems edible though. Better than starving to death in a prison camp. I once only had a can of tuna left in my stash pack and fried it up ... fried tuna? Yep. Tasted like the best thing i ever made..... until later. I tried it again and it was the worst thing i ever made... go figure. Seems that if your really hungry , you probably don't care what that crap tastes like. No I was camping... not in prison.
Lol when I was a kid we had gardens and they had spinach in them. So when I needed more strength I went down and grabbed a handful and chopped on it. Placebo young me thought it worked lol
Lol
like popeye the sailor man haha
One other thing, I served in the Navy for 8 years, and on a boat (I was on an aircraft carrier) the Commanding Officer rules Supreme. He can dole out punishment under the UCMJ at Captains Mast as he sees fit. One of the harsher punishments was confinement in the brig and bread and water rations. I saw this punishment doled out first hand, as I was SSDF (security) as part of my duty on board. It literally is 6 pieces of stale 3-4 day old bread, and smelly, sometimes rust colored lukewarm water. That's it. He can prescribe this punishment for up to 5 days if I remember correctly. It is an old punishment harking back to the age of sail where a seaman could be flogged (whipped) to death at the captains command. Bread and water rations are considered cruel and unusual punishment here on dry land in today's more humane society. I found it interesting that a punishment from back in the 18th century survives into the 21st century. Oh and to top it off. It's not the bread and water that's the true punishment. It is actually the severe constipation the prisoner will endure over the next few days. It can be so bad, it can cause a grown man to scream in agony!!!
I would think if the bread were truly rotten and moldy diarrhea would be the problem. 😀
Thank you for your service.
This is the best commentary Ive heard in a long time. thumbs up! #stilllaughing
Maybe a different green, a tastier bean, tomato sauce and ketchup instead of paste. and real cheese and milk. makes no sense. it would be cheaper and probably a little better.
Carlos Garcia its prisoner food it shouldnt be good. This is a punishment lol
I'd shank somebody for a piece of cake right now. 😭😭😭😭
very funny! and your right I'd have to be next to a toilet!! its coming out top or bottom!
Erik Sojka top for sure
Lol-this video is way to funny....
Have watched it 5 times and I laugh each time! Way to go!
prison food! i finally can cash in my bet that this channel would logically end up doing prison food sometime soon
personally I think the humour is, well, funny! And wow, that nutra-loaf is disgusting. Luv the vids! Keep it up Wolfie!
bro,are you and food wishes the same person?
GoldplatedIronfist hahaha forreal
GoldplatedIronfist he's lik chef john but the opposite
LOL No Thanks for watching!
Buddy you have the best video's ever!😀
Richard Bouska are you fucking, serious? A POW, during nam, would have given their nuts for a fork full of this shit.
Withholding food (which is honestly what they’re doing by giving this as the only food to prisoners) is cruel and unusual punishment.
Giving them food is the complete opposite of withholding food.
if you put the brightness down and sit in a dark room and shake your phone slightly side to side when he puts the spinach it looks so cool
Lol I would eat that every day...awesome for weight lifting ..great energy and pretty nutritious...and you talk like they have far to go to use toilet lol
"all prisoners are bad"
k, cmon man..
FUCK YOU
That comment fr pissed me off. Not all prisoners are bad people.
@@nikweinfurter5578 I agree! How many are just people who grew up poor, physically abused, in a hopeless situation? How many have untreated mental illness? We just prefer to punish people after they screw up instead of helping people to not screw up.
just feed them chicken in a can,or cheeseburguer in a can LOL
bm seven id rather have that than the prison loaf
Wow perfect recipie for a family gathering
Oh, sweet lord! I’m making a batch of these, cover them with icing, maybe some sprinkles and leaving them on the doorstep of my enemies!
Porch pirate would live this🤣🤣🤣
I mean, all the ingredients separate don't seem so bad. Together, ehhhh.
I always like how stuff like this is deemed "cruel and unusual" for prisoners, right, and the victims they murdered wasn't cruel and unusual enough?
Although I could kind of see why maybe they should do away with something like this and maybe just give misbehaved prisoners a loaf of bread or something and some water.
Good old fashioned bread and water.
E Did I say that? No. I was using it as an example. Dumbass.
whose 5 year old son came up with this torture-
Had to watch this TWICE 😂.. Because the first time watching i couldn't hear because i was laughing to much 😫😫😫
Just like my momma used to make when she get outta prison. I love dat stuff.
If this doesn't inspire people to want prison reform, I don't know what does.
What we need is not reform; it is *avoidance*.
You would think so, but no, it appears a large number of people are reactionary dickheads with no empathy or common sense. They never stopped to consider that the US has more people in jail that Stalinist Russia, more than any nation that has ever existed in any time, both as a percentage and a raw number. And that that is exactly because of the jingoist "tough on crime" and "war on drugs" bullshit that has been a feature of every election since the early 80s.
It has gone so far into la la land as make it so *you can't even get a jury trial* anymore without risking at least tripling the time you will serve, and the vast majority of people accused of a crime for which prison is the penalty _don't_ get a trial. And it just practically HAS to be this way given the number of people being prosecuted BECAUSE THERE SIMPLY ISN'T ENOUGH COURTS, JUDGES AND LAWYERS to hold the trials! Not even close! There is enough to bring maybe 10% of criminal cases to trial. This is an indictment of the US justice system and near complete abrogation of due process!
No, they don't care about this. They never consider that the intention of the founding fathers was that role of the government should be to stop people's rights from being infringed, not to regulate what substances they might want to consume, how they raise their children, conduct their businesses, or a thousand other things that the government has made itself now sole judge, jury, and executioner. They just want to scapegoat the "the bad people". They don't care that it doesn't help. Without even worrying to make sure that due process is in place to decide even if they have in fact broken the law at all. They just want to double down on the retardation that caused the situation in the first place.
It makes them prefer to engage in a firefight with the police rather than have to consume nutraloaf lmao
This truly is SOS(shit onna shingle)..
Isn't that basically bread with beans on top?
I like canned spinach. I wonder if I am odd.
I grew up eating canned spinach. We used to sprinkle vinegar on it. Now I prefer fresh or frozen, but I still eat canned once in awhile. I like it cooked in the same pan as a pork chop so it can soak up the pork juice.
HH James canned spinach? Either cook it with a fatty protein like bacon or salt/pepper the hell out of it. Not too bad!🍴🌱
My mom eats her cereal that way. She said milk wasn't readily available when she was a kid. So they used canned milk. I grew up upper middle class but my mom still ate her cereal with canned milk. Comfort food for her.
The only thing bad I can see about this experiment are all the good ingredients that were wasted that could have gone to good recipes.
Your UFC jokes are hilarious! You're the best
That's the cheese we have at my school !?!?!???!?!?!?!????!?!?!!!?!?!???!
Great to hear about what this is truly like from a voice we can trust =]
I can't believe they make people eat this. It's a sad aspect of our current prison system.
shout out to after prison show
JOE!
***** wait. You know who he is. You guys are totally different generas
Yep! Joe lives not too far down the road from me, we might be hooking up when I head down to my sisters. Did you share this video with him yet?
Yes but I don't think he has seen it yet
AfterPrisonShow hey Joe look at this video
You made a disgusting load hysterical in the way you described it! BRAVO!!
What it needs is a food processor for an even texture. Next are condiments like beef gravy, cheese spread, or dijon mustard.
If you can't handle the nutraloaf stay outta the prison!
Not all prisoners are bad. They have a soul just like us
Thank you!!!! We have good people in there!
Looks like my ex-girlfriend's heart...the last 3, at least.
Giving props to the Sheriff. Well done!
prison food just like mom use to make
Whoa. I have all of this stuff in my pantry right now (including dairy-free cheese, but no dry milk...) I might have to try making this!
It’s even vegan if you take out the milk powder.
How was it?
@@gc6096 - this was a while ago, but IIRC, it was dry. Didn’t taste terrible nor amazing. But yeah.
Get some gravy for it or something.
@@LadyHawke78 ok ty
There is no actual recipe for this, it's whatever they serve for breakfast lunch and dinner thrown together.
You saw the recipe here
this nutraloaf doesn't look so bad honestly
LOL Thanks for watching!
I agree, hes being dramatic, making one soon.
how was it
Hu? That looks worse than the food loads I seen made on lockup with the same ingredients. Except they used cabbage instead of espionage.
Start makin it for dinner twice a week take all the leftover in the fridge and make mush and bake away lmao then let me know if ya feel the same.... i guess if I was hungry enough I'd be grateful for squirrel nuts smh
This is legitimately cruel and unusual punishment.
Almost died laughing when you said eat it on the toilet!