Scooby-Doo, Who Shot You?
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- Опубліковано 5 тра 2024
- Okay gang, we need to find out who shot Scooby-Doo.
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Shooting the puppy shows that she is heartless. Telling people about it and then defending it shows that she is delusional.
in other words, a good maga
Didn't Truman Capote write a book about her?
Incredible that she does not have a 'handler' or someone to stop her from doing and saying stupid things! That's what friends or a spouse is supposed to do.
@@islandgal500 her husband is not going to do a thing! He doesn’t want to take a trip to the gravel pit!
@@courtney-rw8ch Good observation.
Kristi Noem took her own career to that gravel pit and shot it.
Cricket coming back for his revenge. 😂
well maybe but she has some Maga protection
Cricket was a female dog btw. I'm from Asia so I'm fascinated by how in English you have to specify the gender of everything you talk about, so 99.99% off the comments calling a female dog he kind of sticks out to me.
No dog is safe around Noem. 🐕
No animal is safe around her! She's the animal!
And I think people could be in danger too. 🫣
I'm not convinced any living thing is safe around her... the inanimate objects should watch their backs too.
Hide yr Dawgs, hide yr goats, hide yr horses!!!!
Krist Noem's face isn't safe from Kristi Noem.
Do not trust people who are incapable of admitting they did anything wrong.
It’s that simple. But you have to think the other side must be worse than that, right?!
Like TRUMP AND HIS PEOPLE
Don't trust people that are cruel to animals.
And run as far and as fast as you can from those who brag about it and double down. At the very least, don't accept their invitation to check out the hot new gravel pit that just opened up on the other side of town.
Don't trust people that are cruel to animals, or humans.
The last part of the sentence seems unnecessary, but in the current climate, as a trans person, I feel that part is not clear to some people.
And she would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for her writing it in her meddling book! 🤦🏻♂️
😆😆
You think these people write books? They don't even read books. Look at how surprised she was about it containing a bit about her being tough with Kim Jong-Un.
She has no clue what's in that thing.
Obviously she's especially proud about dictating the unconventional animal killings to her ghost writer though.
and selling it to be a v.p. pick to the antichrist
🤣
When you can't make friends with a puppy, a goat and 3 horses, they're not the problem, you are.
"Ruh Roh... like where's Scrappy-doo? He was right here a minute ago"
The global disdain for Scrappy tho🤭
Like who cares!?
@@BettyVeronica2.0 Not until the end of Velma Season 2... Best redemption arc I've ever seen!!
She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for meddling kids and their dog.
He's killing Velma
Finding a good home for the puppy was furthest from her mind ☹️ she’s not fit for public office neither is schitzenpants
She's not fit to tie our shoes either
schitzenpants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's the thing, as a public figure it would've been easy for her to find someone who could take the dog. The fact that shooting the puppy was her way to handle things speaks more about her character than anything she could say on a campaign trail
Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace
She's starting to look like Kimberly Gargoyle.
that seems to be a common look among certain maga women
And they both look like blowup dolls....
"The Old Sea Hag" was the other Scooby-Doo villain they forgot to mention
@@crocglox7797 lol
@@CeciliaA1902 Haunted blowup dolls
It was Cruella DeGovernor!
Clearly she did it because there were construction workers around and she wanted to act tough around them. She's the sick puppy.
no construction workers i know would condone shooting a puppy
Dear your car smells like a goat...
What do you mean I put air fresheners up after... I can't do goat sounds...something like Whaaaaaaa aa aa aa aaah blam blam blam...blam blam. Blam. ?
I mean there is a goats nose in the back seat
So what's for dinner ?
Chicken why do you ask ?
....I told you...I hate goat.
What ?...
... I gave them a five second head start.... Made a tiny saddle for the dog to ride on the goat but sadly he never made it that far.
....must be the bump stock.
After she shot the puppy, she thought, Well that was fun, what else can I shoot?'
I was just then, that she remembered the GOAT!
Oh, the Mystery Gang won't let that slide!
The only reason Kristi Noem "put down" those 3 horses is because she needed some horse heads to put in the beds of her enemies. 😱
Don't forget the horse meat to feed any surviving dogs.
@@charleshash4919 Don't forget the goat meat. Yum doo!
I know that reference but younger generations should watch The Godfather. It's an offer you can't refuse 😅
@@jackiecarson859 yeah, barbecued goat is normally a good thing, but if Kristi's goat was a smelly old billy that offended her by pleasuring himself, then it might have been past the "best used by" date.
@@charleshash4919 Pretty sure she ate it raw.
Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace.
Now That was good.
Zoinks!
Poor dog 😮
And a goat and 3 horses.
@@sherylhoward4831 and her career.
I hope she steps in Scooby Doo 💩😢😢😢
Next she will get Dorothy's little dog too!
Thanks LSSC ... as tragic as her dog killing ways are you guys found some "humour" in the whole thing 😎
I’m not sure what to say about that but it did put a smile on my face. 😊
You're demented!
How can these stories be this "perfect".
I don't even see how it is possible for them to screw up that bad?
Trump:"Scooby WHO? Never met the guy!More crooked Biden election interference!"
Btw : hi from Australia! 😊👋...🌊🌊🌊🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🎆❗🙏❗❗
Oh no, did she get Scrappy-Doo 😢
there's no gravel pit like Noem..... there's no gravel pit like Noem.....
Shouldn't the puppy killer be the villain that they catch and throw in a pit? I'm just sayin...🤗
The Evil Gnome strikes again!
Commamder was retired from protecting the President.
Didn't they do it the humane way? As in "dog isn't comfortable here with strangers, lets send her to live in more comfortable setting where dog isn't always around strangers"?
"Ruh-roh, she got Scrappy and is going after Scooby Dum. I'm rect!" (Whimpering noises)
Imagine the next villain of the new John Wick is just a lady that likes shooting dogs-
Poor Scooby… 😭
Scooby was in the witness protection program, and they just identfied him! Quick, your new identity is a swamp monster!
Governor Noem: Explains how she had edits made to the book she wrote and read as an audio book as soon as it was called to her attention that the Kim Jong Un anecdote is false.
Interviewer: "Hmmm, I'm afraid that dog don't hunt here."
Demon Noem lies like a rug on a dirty floor.
Hats off to that comment!
Kudos to who wrote this bit. You got me.
HOLD UP!!!! I thought that was an Onion Article. That was real? I assumed it was parody to demonstrate how petty the Reds can be.
alas, no.
Nope, it truly did happen, at least according to that one demon Noem.
Nope. Not parody. It's really in her book and she's defended her actions. She tried to train a puppy to be a hunting dog, but it wasn't working right. Then, the puppy - that she was trying to train to kill birds - killed some chickens. So she took the dog, dug a gravel pit, and shot it.
If that wasn't bad enough, she then thought "what else can I shoot?" She remembered that she had a goat that smelled bad (as if all the other goats smelled like roses). So she put it in the gravel pit and shot it.
Only she missed and needed to walk to her car and get another shotgun shell to finish off the wounded goat.
And she thought sharing this story would make people like her more!
@Techydad shes a literal sychophant. She thinks this will make her look tough just like the reason she did it is because she didnt want to look weak in front of construction workers.
The Reds? You think the Democrats are Communist? 😂😂😂
Not gonna lie. Her wearing a fake rubber mask would explain her weird close ups.
And she would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those darn kids and their pesky publisher!
Kristi Purged Countless Other Family Goats Seriously.
Somebody better call the dog pound
She does know there are deer and pheasant to shoot at legally, right? And afterward you have dinner...
To be fair, she also had dinner after shooting her puppy.
I'm not saying she ate the puppy, mind you, but I'm very confident that in the time after that she'd had dinner at some point ;-).
@@Melesniannon She ate the goat. Count on it. She ate it.
@@jackiecarson859 Why wouldn't you? With an adult male goat, I'd go for options like slow-cooking or jerky.
@@oakfat5178 Oh, I've eaten goat before. Quite delicious. But I didn't have some deep seated grudge against the critter.
@@jackiecarson859 True. I follow the Geoffrey Dharma Principle - don't kill anything you don't intend to eat.
I'm a suburban retiree these days, and planning to build a quail coop and a smoker box.
I can get by without a gravel pit or a firearm.
She better not try that with Snoop Dog. He shoots back. 😂
That was a rollercoaster of emotions.
SCRAPPY DOO
Kristi Noem already shot him.
What an evil woman. This was a hilarious reference to that. 😊
I am enjoying the jokes. That said, it's kind of sad that it takes something like shooting a one year old dog to ruin her career when it should be her record in office that made her a non-starter. I know, we're talking about a Trump VP pick so it's not like there's the slightest chance he'll pick someone with a good record. But I'd like to think our country is capable of rejecting terrible politicians because of the terrible things they've done in office instead of being okay with it until an animal is murdered.
It’s Scooby Doo, where are you.
Clearly, the Gnome lives to feed the gravel pit. I wonder how hungry the pit is.
I did not expect that 😂👌🏽
Ironically enough Kristi's the one in the dog house now.
"Scooby-Doo doo be doo, who shot you? Did it happen in a gravel pit?," will haunt my humming around the house for days... Thanks!❤😂
Scooby-Doo, Scrappy-doo, Pluto, Spike from Tom and Jerry, Mugsly, Old Yeller... oh wait, where did Noem's great grandma originally settle, was it Texas?
Sick
"All dogs Went to Heaven", starring Christi Noem and her 9 mm.
Nice! The intro music was spot on!
Fred and the girls were voiced very good too (sounded just like Frank Welker!). I think Brian Stack did Scooby.
Snerk! Good one.
One of your best.
Scooby-Doo and the shallow hole at the gravel pit mystery
How HBOs Velma became a thing.
How season 3 of HBO Velma starts after Velma gets scrappy doo attacked
Oh, what a cute puppy...bang! bang! bang!
That mystery is RUF
That was great! I laughed so hard! I love 💜💙Scooby Doo!
This is much better than the entirety of Velma.
😂Noems crazy hasn't she heard of PET ADOPTION seriously who's first reaction is KILL??!
Exactly! She's a sick person!
I’m still surprised (in a good way) that people reacts that way. Most the people I live around would just be like « who cares, it’s just a beast ». It has always been this way since I was born.
😂😂😂 Very good.
R.I.P. Cricket 🐾
Team Colbert always on point!
What a twist!
Does the second amendment extend to dogs? Self defence only of course.
Yep. I can't recall who said it, but to the effect of "hunting will be a sport when animals are issued weapons."
Dick Cheney should invite Kristi Noem on a hunting trip. Problem solved.
It wasn't only the puppy, but a goat and who knows what else she's shot!! Disgusting animal abuse!!🤮🤮🤮😱😱😱
Psychos doo as psychos doo.
Omg, thank you. So glad Scooby's okay.
Imagine looking like a dog/goat/ horse but being a danger to dogs/ goats/ horses
First Bluey, now Scooby!? Stop this killing spree!
😭 it's senseless violence against good puppies
Next up, she tries to take on Clifford the Big Red dog only to get sat on.
Dayam but most of those voices were almost spot on!
Never forget the injustice! Do not let that disgusting excuse for a human get to move on!
Maybe one of her friends will take her out for a walk
She should face animal cruelty charges! She's not in her right mind! I don't understand why she thinks it's ok to shoot animals! If you don't want them, don't get them in the 1st place or turn them over to the SPCA & they'll find homes for them!! You know what they say about animal abusers, they can't be trusted!!
Stephen Colbert new Scooby Doo and mystery gang
No dog or democracy.
How the fk is she getting interviews for what Michael Vick served prison for?
I definitely agree!
Probably a bunny boiler as well.
This is why Scooby isn't in Velma.
Have I met Donald Trump? Yes. Well, I've been to the Trump casino 😂
Either the person doing Fred is a really good imitator, or that's frank welker himself
It’s like when a child misbehaves and their parent says, “ok, now we won’t be able to go to the carnival this weekend” and the kid says “I don’t care! I don’t like carnival rides anyway!” even if they’ve been begging all month to go to the carnival. I bet you some dog breeders have written Noem letters telling her things like “in light of what you wrote about your decisions regarding Cricket, I will be unable to allow you to buy/adopt a dog from us in the future”. Now Noem is pouting and saying “I don’t care! I hate all dogs anyway! Meh!”.
Why the hell didn't she at least try to find new homes or call a animal rescue? Disgusting!
Yooo! I seriously thought this was gonna be a Biggie Smalls rap song featuring the Gang'.. Rapping over the "Who Shot Ya' " beat.. you guys kinda dropped the ball on this one
Zing😊
And she'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling press!
Maybe she needs to go to the vet, and do the 2 shot 2 step.
😂😂
The BEST🎉
Noem is on Kendrick's side. She shot Drake's dawgs.
I used to have a line that I'd say about politicians I don't support. I'm like "Well I don't support this person but it's not like they kick puppies and burn down orphanages."
I need to retire that phrase now because apparently the GOP is taking it literally 😳
Admittedly Commander needs a bit of training to keep from attacking the Secret Service members but that’s threatening the president’s family and she should by arrest for that (among other things)
Somebody check up on Snoopy!
That was better than it had any right to be.