Last summer, the wife and I were vacationing in Darude when a Sandstorm hit. It was horrific. Every electronic our hotel room was destroyed. With the exception of my 1997 Acer Laptop running the most recent version of GlaDOS. Ever since, I've been a loyal user of GlaDOS. Get it - Its Free.
"Would you like to do an emergency backup? >> ... >> Too bad!" Watson: Bricked! (Systems offline) Android: Bricked! (Can't connect to Google.) Siri: Bricks!! (Connect to the Internet. Macintosh: Bricked! (PANIC! ERRORx0000506) CtrlPnl: "Dafuq?"
Wait a second... GLaDoS is six letters long. She was planning on giving Siri a segmentation fault. Two words. 6 Divided by 2 is... Half Life 3 confirmed.
This was the most enjoyable animation i have ever seen. The distinct use of different personalitys for each computer was hilarious. You actually made an enjoyable video using simplisitc voice acting sounds and it all shaped up to be freaking amazing.
"Never trust a computer that you can't throw out a window" -Steve Wozniak Oh! And I have a challenge to issue to Glados. Just TRY and take down a little supercomputer called...AM. Goood luuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ;3
Well GLaDOS cannot be moved due to the fact she is mounted to the ceiling so assuming you don't build a new chassis, disassemble GLaDOS, transport her and reassemble her on site then she has a distinct advantage. No matter the size of said supercomputer GLaDOS could literally just open a hole in the floor and leave it to fall miles where it hits the ground so hard half of it completely compacts into itself
@@FoxLosst GLaDOS's entire being is actually just stored in her head, so you could probably do a core transfer and replace her head with a core that does nothing but basic maintenance functions. And there ya go.
MACINTOSHIBA: I don't think the 'internet' ever existed. Nor did Google. CNTRL PANEL: Ancient dinosaur computers like you cannot handle the internet. (dino bones falling) *IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE* *_OLD._* (Mac Classic) Ahh, this video brings back so many good memories! :D
Oh, man did CNTL Panel burn the Mac! :D Some old computers go obsolete faster than others. You can run Links or W3M natively on an old 70s era minicomputers and mainframes but not on a mac classic. (Closest thing a mac classic will come to it is serial modem session to an Internet connected mainframe, as even MacBSD requires far more than a Mac Classic can offer, as do all the X11 releases for Mac OS Classic, let alone NextStep.) For an old computer point something like that out is a major burn! Serious nerd jokes here!
THIS IS AWESOME ON A LEVEL ALOT OF PEOPLE CANT UNDERSTAND that was the first thing I ever typed with a split keyboard and it took me twenty seven minutes.
"Deleted scenes: $3" ??? Seriously, three fracking dollars just to view some half-assed scraps that were probably left on the cutting table for a good reason? Yeah, no thanks...
3:36 lol Control Panel: HELP HELP HELP HELP HACK SOMEONE ELSE DON'T HACK ME Android: DONT HACK ME GLADOS NOT ME!!!!! Wattson: DON'T HACK ME PLEASE HELP! HACK ANDROID NOW! PUT HIM IN SPAAAAAAACE IM TOO SMART TO GET HACKED
"ANCIENT DINOSAUR COMPUTERS LIKE YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE INTERNET." *glass breaking sound effect and a picture of a dinosaur skeleton falling apart* "(Whispering) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE OLD."
I'm close to throwing away your operating systems. Would you like to do an emergency backup? ........WHA-- TOO BAD! *poooom....* *BRICK* *BRICK* *BRICK* *BRICK* Control Panel: The fuck?
It was an old C.H.A.O.S. operating system from 2003. Only a few computers were built with the os and fewer were ever used. None exist anymore. Most info about them was lost. It was linux based
*everything else dies*
Control Panel: DAFUQ.
not "." it's "?"
Mac after reboot:am I dead
My thought exactly.
After dissing siri, they got hacked. So that means they got hacked because of siri
DAFAQ
5:32 the control system didn't failbricked from glados
So it was pretty much immune to its viruses
DAFAQ?
Guess it's just *Hako* and *CHAOS OS* now.
It runs C.H.A.O.S OS with runs in the ram so it could not get deleted
What was the TTS used for CNTRL PNL?
@@AyeeSecret GLaDOS: DAFUQ?
Last summer, the wife and I were vacationing in Darude when a Sandstorm hit. It was horrific. Every electronic our hotel room was destroyed. With the exception of my 1997 Acer Laptop running the most recent version of GlaDOS. Ever since, I've been a loyal user of GlaDOS. Get it - Its Free.
I MADE IT I HAVE THE ANTI VIŔRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUS THANK YOU FOR DOWNLOADING GOOGLE GLAXOSMITHKLINE I AM DELETING ALL FILES
Did you just-
Vacationing in Durude? Well you can call it a Durude Sandstorm...
*force rebooting* -FUCK was that for?
even better to me than i dont need to breathe so no neurotoxin in me
also im an psycopath so NEUROTOXIN TIME
Coming back to this in 2022, ahh, the nostalgia
If you ever make a third part, make sure to include:
- Bonzi Buddy
- Clippy
- Cortana
- Cleverbot (actual amazing alliteration)
I feel like HAL 9000 and Alexa would work well too
Dont Forget nclude Drone
We stopped uploading. Stop it. He's not uploading 3.0. So basically, you will have to imagine it. His channel stopped. You can lucid dream it too ;)
@@C-mirror (look i was a cringe-ass nae nae baby 5 years ago ok)
I think if they were to make 3rd, Maybe add the Half-Life Vox system. (Not the one on the tram)
This is full of Portal references
"Hack Android now. Put him in SPAAAAAAACE"
With an OS the likes of *GLaDOS* in this vid, how _can't_ it be?
owo?
I love the fact that the window at the end looked like the windows logo
It’s a Microsoft logo but ok
@@RandomVideo_124 stupid kid
Windows 3.1 and 95: AN I A JOKE TO YOU?
@@RandomVideo_124 i may be 3 years late but who cares r/wooooshwith4os r/ihavereddit
Who else watched this as a child?
I watched it when i was, IDK, 6 or 7?
Well i'm 11 so...
Hey! I just said i watched this when i was 6 or 7!
I'm 8
snake kid m8
"That was a deeply SHIT response." -Watson-
That got me laughing!
"Would you like to do an emergency backup? >> ... >> Too bad!"
Watson: Bricked! (Systems offline)
Android: Bricked! (Can't connect to Google.)
Siri: Bricks!! (Connect to the Internet.
Macintosh: Bricked! (PANIC! ERRORx0000506)
CtrlPnl: "Dafuq?"
lol right. i hate typos.
+Thunderbolt the Hawk (EarthToAccess) XD that's why I like the control panel XD
control panel saying "DAFUQ?" after the fail I just lost it XD
LOL XD
all though I wonder why it didn't work on him?
Probably because he is so outdated, even more than the Mac
posibly
The Cntrl Pnl (Control Panel) failed to brick because it isn't real and is made up, probably. Or it's made with different stuff which isn't real.
"Ancient dinosaur computers like you cannot handle the internet.
In other words, you are old."
(Mac Classic)
Kinda, CTRL PNL probably meant the modern internet.
Wait a second...
GLaDoS is six letters long. She was planning on giving Siri a segmentation fault. Two words. 6 Divided by 2 is...
Half Life 3 confirmed.
more like portal 3...
Another HL3 joke? Fuck off.
Why yes, yes it is
@MrKalio it's in her programming
Sometimes I just like to leave auto-play on overnight and see where it takes me.It has not failed yet.
you are wasting alot of electricty like that
Oumshka dont wash electricity.
Sutting down all sockets
Oh crap
Dafaq? Why didnt that computer get gacked?
+NickMsiGaming YT ?????
Yesssssssss?????
GLaDOS
This is like:
Toy Story + Computers/Phones + GLaDOS.
Ok
I was once a Test Subject...But a spaceship saved me.
Benny Spaceships you are Space Core
Sus
SPACESHIP
This was the most enjoyable animation i have ever seen. The distinct use of different personalitys for each computer was hilarious. You actually made an enjoyable video using simplisitc voice acting sounds and it all shaped up to be freaking amazing.
This was kickass back in the day. Someone should make a third or a remake.
"deletes all gadgets system"
noo
ahh
mt he
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dafuq?
What did I just watch? I liked it... But... What?
dafaq?
i like pizza
The Golden Freddy Girl him?
Hm*
I Have No Idea. Well, bye. [Gets thrown in the Incinerator]
''In other words you are old'' So funny :D
YOU FUCKED UP MY PC GLADOS!
It's nice to be appreciated.
Ugh... (facepalm)
ScotOfRoyalty Of course that was sarcasm. I think you know.
GLaDOS can you please shut up all you do is talk and talk and talk
No wonder UA-cam is so horrible now! They integrated it with GlaDOS+!
MinecraftingVW tru
thats what apple does
"Never trust a computer that you can't throw out a window"
-Steve Wozniak
Oh! And I have a challenge to issue to Glados. Just TRY and take down a little supercomputer called...AM.
Goood luuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ;3
*GLaDOS
Well, AM appears to be such an advanced computer, that it can, essentially, reality warp.
What is AM?
Well GLaDOS cannot be moved due to the fact she is mounted to the ceiling so assuming you don't build a new chassis, disassemble GLaDOS, transport her and reassemble her on site then she has a distinct advantage. No matter the size of said supercomputer GLaDOS could literally just open a hole in the floor and leave it to fall miles where it hits the ground so hard half of it completely compacts into itself
@@FoxLosst GLaDOS's entire being is actually just stored in her head, so you could probably do a core transfer and replace her head with a core that does nothing but basic maintenance functions. And there ya go.
god this is definitely a product of its time
this is genuinely insane to see
0:57
"IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE OLD"
I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD CAUSE OF AN AI.
HOLY WACKAMOLI
Very interesting! Still pure gold after 10 years when I first saw it!
MACINTOSHIBA: I don't think the 'internet' ever existed. Nor did Google.
CNTRL PANEL: Ancient dinosaur computers like you cannot handle the internet. (dino bones falling)
*IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE* *_OLD._* (Mac Classic)
Ahh, this video brings back so many good memories! :D
years later i’m still watching this. this is gold
Dafaq?
Lawl,i laughed my bum off at that,hes just like:Bruh Y U DO DIS
As ive grown older the intro of the dude installing GNOME is oddly accurate, definetly the linux experience
Missed opportunity! Watson could have installed the HAL 9000 gestalt and missed his chance!
For new people who are curious about the online simulator:
Q. "Is the Googol GLaDOS Simulator a virus/hack/glados exploit/etc"
Answer: hakob.yt/no
First reply.
What now, suckas?
HappyClay PvP nope
IT'S A TRAP!
-Admiral Ackbar
HappyClay PvP ITS NOT
***** it's not a trap really, you never even download things, i just had to say that
but yeah it's safe
***** That's a joke, do you think a virus would clearly state its a virus!? Of course not.
XD Crapintosh! That was good. "Someone tell that Crapintosh to shut up!"
Thank you!
Friends|Foes (Targets)
Sonic- |
Fury
@@googolglados8064 Can you infect my desktop with AVG AND MalwareBytes (Nope) (PS I smart at computers)
What underrated masterpiece have I stumbled upon.
this is funnier than i expect XD
control panel bricking attempt is best for me (i'm dying)
*"DAFAQ?"*
1:13 Easter egg
The cake is a lie
Dani Amer I don't see it.
Dani Amer If download finished.
where?
Dani Amer I see it
I would say that when i open the .exe file, it seems to open and close the disc drive at some point. Has that happened to anyone else's computers?
Isaac Horn Yes it has, ua-cam.com/video/1hk_0scGaq8/v-deo.html It's done on purpose.
thanks
OH GOD THAT'S A GOOD PRANK XD
Nice.
how is that possible ?
+Someone VB code
Man, the early 2010's were something.
Even 10 years later, this is still comedy gold. I randomly remembered this exists and just HAD to rewatch it.
I remember watching this years ago
"Can somebody tell that Crapintosh to SHUT UP?! I hate it already."
I died.
Even though it siad Hello in some of european languages
Oh, man did CNTL Panel burn the Mac! :D
Some old computers go obsolete faster than others. You can run Links or W3M natively on an old 70s era minicomputers and mainframes but not on a mac classic. (Closest thing a mac classic will come to it is serial modem session to an Internet connected mainframe, as even MacBSD requires far more than a Mac Classic can offer, as do all the X11 releases for Mac OS Classic, let alone NextStep.) For an old computer point something like that out is a major burn!
Serious nerd jokes here!
An error occurred
(No one likes nerds!)
@@drakethedragon457 I don't mind them.
5:27 Best moment. I am watching it over and over again. Especially the DAFAQ!
I watched this when I was a kid, And u have no idea how much I searched for this, only for it to pop up randomly in my recommendations years after.
Ah what an old video. Good ol UA-cam!
Wow, i have no idea why i haven't seen this earlier. Cool animation
"I am just another talking computer and can someone tell that Crapintosh to SHUT UP! I hate it already."-GlaDOS 2012
If Valve were watching this, I think this would make them make Portal more funner
Portal 2
Ah yes watching computer make trash argument instead of working together
I forgot this video existed. I’m so glad I rediscovered it!
Me too!
Anyone else came back in 2024?
THIS IS AWESOME ON A LEVEL ALOT OF PEOPLE CANT UNDERSTAND that was the first thing I ever typed with a split keyboard and it took me twenty seven minutes.
"Deleted scenes: $3" ???
Seriously, three fracking dollars just to view some half-assed scraps that were probably left on the cutting table for a good reason? Yeah, no thanks...
GLaDOS is destroying the other technology around her so easily. :3
"Never trust a computer you can't lift."
- Macintosh, 1984
Windows 9 can't be found.
Zane Charles err xbox 720 not in existance
Parts that i died:
1:37
1:50 WHYEEEEEEE XD
2:06
3:32
4:57 AL U DO IS TALK AND TALK AND-
5:29
5:33 BEST PART XD DAFAQ?
apperently Siri is GLaDOS' only friend..
Pig Twins Yup
+Yuno Kitty its true, but she hacked her...
its been a year, dude
Pig Twins True, also hi
Does anyone know who the talking tower is who calls Macintosh old?
It's CtrlPnl
(Control Panel)
+InvisibleBurger Where do you get one?
+Alex Strauser that was a deeply shit question.
JK.
Idk man
Thats a Control(CNTRL) Panel
Human - Oh oh oh oh oh oh! GLaDOS! How dare you hack every piece of technology! That’s it! You’re grounded for 999 decades!
2:39
GladOS: *talking*
Macintosh: *HELLO, BONJOUR, HOLA, GUTEN TAG, CIAO, AHOY*
3:36 lol
Control Panel: HELP HELP HELP HELP HACK SOMEONE ELSE DON'T HACK ME
Android: DONT HACK ME GLADOS NOT ME!!!!!
Wattson: DON'T HACK ME PLEASE HELP! HACK ANDROID NOW! PUT HIM IN SPAAAAAAACE IM TOO SMART TO GET HACKED
LMAO 🤣
4:57 This fucking android phone is soo funny xD
Why did cntrl panel survived to GLaDOS' googol?
It's The Control Panel, Hacking It Would Break GLaDOS
BosseTron Yoshi Oh... Ok.
Control panel: DAFUQ?
He denied it, when he says "DAFUQ?" it says "FAILBRICK REQUEST DENIED"
"ANCIENT DINOSAUR COMPUTERS LIKE YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE INTERNET."
*glass breaking sound effect and a picture of a dinosaur skeleton falling apart*
"(Whispering) IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE OLD."
i would love glados as a voice assistant like alexa but with her personality
Can I get a list of all the computer voices in this video?
The Sandvich samatha for Siri
Idk know the rest
The voice of the Cntrl Panel is from fl studio, I think. I saw it there.
GLaDOS VS HAL
go watch LEGO Dimensions, they matched them up
2:28 Welcome to GLaDOS
OLD DINOSAUR COMPUTERS LIKE YOU CANNOT HANDLE THE INTERNET.
*Tyrannosaurus Skeleton Shatters*
IN OTHER WORDS, YOU ARE OLD.
laughed so hard at that.
How does this not have a million views yet?
1:10 The pizza is aggressive.
Genetic
Lifeform
and
Disc
Operating
System
What About Googol GLaDOS?
+Nicholas Crawford glados, ple *SIRI NOT AVALIABLE*
"Not enough keys"
Well played
i want more! I need to see more interactions between all of these machines!
DAFUQ?
I loled so hard there XD
BTW Does anyone know what computer that is
It's a Chomebook.
anika nolan
Not that, the one that said dafuq?
Mac classic
Ryan .box But I thought if it was old itself why was it calling the Macintosh PC old?
Cntrl panel
Its google
hi
NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT googol
Nope it’s googol
Googol = 10^100 i think?
@@disketteguy Holy shit it has been i while how do i remember this amazing video
gdosSensor: no humans found
secret reinstallation started..
Hi me from the past
Hi me from the more recent past
I love how he throws it out the Windows.
Wow, wanted to watch this. I opened up UA-cam and it was right there on the main page as suggested
This is just Portal
the macintosh sounds like stephen hawking.
I knew it was Watson when I saw it! Haha cool
I'm close to throwing away your operating systems. Would you like to do an emergency backup?
........WHA--
TOO BAD!
*poooom....*
*BRICK*
*BRICK*
*BRICK*
*BRICK*
Control Panel: The fuck?
*gives googol Glados success cake* you did well!
5:32 Failbrick Request Denied DAFAQ?
Who notices "not enough keys" on the laptop ?
me lol, noticed it before this comment
for the next one (if you make a next one) can you use wheatley somewhere in it?
Unfortunately, he's stopped uploading.
I lost it as these parts: "GLaDOS will you please shut the fuck up? All you do is talk and talk and talk...." and when the control panel said "DAFUQ?"
God damn. I rewatched this video for like 5 times... geez
What was the computer that has the flat screen that was in a angle
It was an old C.H.A.O.S. operating system from 2003. Only a few computers were built with the os and fewer were ever used. None exist anymore. Most info about them was lost. It was linux based
1:50 🤣 WHYYyyYyyyY!
5:32 "DAFAQ?"
Something tells me that hako saw some room to make an indirect Siri rant in here. Clever.
I love the "nonononononono!" That shit cracks me up so much.
1:52
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
Am I dead?
sounds like
And my dad
And my dad
And my dad
And my dad
XD
hey +hako how did you make a TTS of her?
I've made a voice tutorial of all the characters in the cartoon: hakob.yt/sjzie
Wtf did I just watch?
I need to install the control panel's OS on my devices, it's The only thing that survived GlaDOS.