The fact that this grown ass gentleman has all these cute nerdy temporary tattoos makes me feel like he’s the guy that goes to the gym and comes home and bakes cupcakes what a beautiful human
Jasper Catfish I have 19 tattoos and they were all done by men, not one of them wore eye shadow. I wish they had though because it's so cool looking, and Fred makes it look even more awesome!
Great video! I love how you put time to gather the "tattoo material" instead of just making us imagine it. Brings me memories of my childhood vacation where there would always be a dude at the beach selling/doing temporary tattoos. Since my comment is almost a year late I won't mind if it is left forever unnoticed but I would absolutely love seeing another of these! :) Ur my fav man
Thank you for this amazing video Fred ✨ actually thank you for all the hard work and dedication you put in every single one of your videos! I enjoy your content so much and it helps a lot, please don't stop xx
Man even I thought I was rude for interrupting your finger tapping session with the high class of your accent- Damn. You could probably convince your way into presidency with it :”0
The actual arm scared me. 😂 Im not used to having a real person in these videos with you. And the actual application was the most triggering! I wish it was a bit longer.
The blue eyeliner makes him look like he’s gonna cry Edit: I like the idea of making a bad first impression but slowly growing on your character. I know you’ll never see this but I appreciate that level of logic and reasonability in characters
Tala Rezakamel Shut up kid. Maybe when you're older you'll realize that simple comments like this shouldn't bother you and you should get some thick skin. So bitch please, fuck off.
How did I forget that Thor did ASMR? Man, this dude is one of my old favourites! Gonna have to start watching him more and more again. This is the first video in a while that's helped me feel sleepy
You remind me of the actor from the 2017 Beauty and the Beast who plays the prince after his transformation, which I hope you take as a compliment because you look amazing! Awesome videos as always 💕
Today is 07/20/2020, and I’ll be watching/listening to this while getting an actual tattoo. I’m at the shop about to go in right now. I thought it would be ironic and amusing 😁
The one thing I note about the REG, is that in each consecutive incarnation of his character, while he may be a rude prick, one thing I see is that he is very passionate about any job he's a part of, be it chocolate or suits, he knows what he is talking about and is very enthusiastic to tell you that himself, this ironically makes him a great person of service, because even though he'll begrudgingly help you spouting passive aggressive remarks and insults along the way, in the end, you'll be getting a quality item or service...
When he said what stores have I been to I’m like so many people who look and sound like you are the owner of every shop in this mall it must be a huge family business :D
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The fact that this grown ass gentleman has all these cute nerdy temporary tattoos makes me feel like he’s the guy that goes to the gym and comes home and bakes cupcakes
what a beautiful human
Yui Tachibana he actually loves baking. Its one of his hobbies.
Also he does horse back riding.
Most beautiful human ever
Amen
Yui Tachibana....or a Buff man walking in to a pet store and walking out with a parrot
Post workout cupcakes are awesome tho
Fred in blue eyeliner is something I never knew I needed
You don't need it
We need it no doubt
@@minosan9866 we all need it. Whether you’d like to admit that is another subject, however.
Fred with blue eyeliner? I dig it.
i love it too
Makeup makes a guy look beautiful. Because often, a guy is not beautiful. And Fred wants to change that.
C what do you mean change that he doesn’t need to 😂
@@carla120 Brendon Urie
@@jjbailey3818 agreed
You won't fool me with that "friendly" title, rude dude.
I was bamboozled
Well your hard
huh?
Some Dude With A Microphone I swear down that I've seen you on other asmr videos.
Umbrella Sound he was so rude
That finger flickering right at the beginning of the video made me LIKE the video
lynx mercy haha youre so funny it’s not like he makes wayyy better content then your channel
WAVE Carbon stop bitching it's criticism, grow up
plzbuymePc “Grow up” but yet you’re making this into an argument that’s funny
WAVE Carbon wow you're so clever
ske for me it was kind hippy
PLEASE do another of these!!! maybe with a bigger temporary tattoo? Loved it so much!!
Is that... BLUE EYELINER???
Man Fred is ahead of the make up game, i need to take notes!
Oh good, it's not just me that sees it
He looks like a JoJo character.
I cannot unsee that.
And a leather snapback
Maltheon 🅱🅾🅱🅾
Sick finger beats bro
Fr
Weird to see you here
14:30 "some dumb things if you really want to look like an imbecile" rofl
Tanasije Tasa - lmao!
Gun things, not dumb things
neolithic3 k sorry i guess
Speech 1
Me: nothing
Fred: you are the rudest person I have ever talk to.
- 173 😂😂😂😂😂
u know when fred says "FRIENDLY".. its gonna be rude af😄😄😄
Next video titled "Horrible Arse Temporary Tattoo Artist" he'll most likely be the sweetest little muffin
LaDyLuCk2900 hahaha wat if he was worse? lol
Why is everyone so rude in this town
Aggressive Shower Scrubbing is a great name for a rock band.
toshineon Aggressive Sponge Rubbing is a great name for an alternative rock band.
Pure genius.
Gas Station Sushi
Please welcome to the stage, Chemical Toliet
Aka A.S.S
wow the sounds of the folder and the plastic sleeves being moved is amazing!!!
"Its rude to interrupt someone when he's doing something" please say that to my teacher 🌝
Isa same
Shut up
Isa lol
As I was reading it he said it
i have several questions
How great would an ASMR video of a burly, masculine guy like you doing a full-on make-up tutorial be? Eyelashes and all. With the beard.
Mark Allen ure RIGHT
UHHH NOOO
He need to do this tho
all tattoo artists have eye shadow. its true
Jasper Catfish fake news
a yuge lie i know because im always right its troo
/s
"All of it." - Han Solo
Jasper Catfish I have 19 tattoos and they were all done by men, not one of them wore eye shadow. I wish they had though because it's so cool looking, and Fred makes it look even more awesome!
That my friend is a very generalized statement you’ve made there
"You are the rudest person" 😂😂😂 wish I could replicate that amount of sass - love you Fred xxxx
*Friendly* Temporary Tattoo artist.
"My goodness you are the rudest person I've ever had the displeasure of speaking to"
o.O I...I'm s-s-sorry
Great video! I love how you put time to gather the "tattoo material" instead of just making us imagine it. Brings me memories of my childhood vacation where there would always be a dude at the beach selling/doing temporary tattoos. Since my comment is almost a year late I won't mind if it is left forever unnoticed but I would absolutely love seeing another of these! :) Ur my fav man
Thank you for this amazing video Fred ✨ actually thank you for all the hard work and dedication you put in every single one of your videos! I enjoy your content so much and it helps a lot, please don't stop xx
Omg blue eyeliner suits you as hell
Cool hat
skijumpnose yours is cooler
I keep seeing you on all asmr videos lately
yare yare daze
Nerdico yeah, hes always on minxlauras livestreams.....
noice profile picture :D got the valknut tattooed on my arm
It took me three years to get to the end of this video without falling asleep, and oh damn, he actually gives us the tattoos lol
Loving the guyliner
Megan Turner Buh Dum Tss
Levi Sanchez lmao
Megan Turner yeah it use too be called girliner-_-
Brayan Serrano lol
Brayan Serrano 😂😂😂
"I find that one of a kind and attractive in temporary tattoos."
*Gets covered in temporary flower tattoos*Love me
I love all the harry potter references
SAMurai2k17 what
Arcanex the tattoo Fred has on his wrist is a Harry Potter reference
He needs to be a character in the game of thrones..
anyone else think the same ?
Rude Westerosi armourer perhaps?
CrazySheeBa2557 420 I was just thinking he could be an actor
,he'd die almost instantly
Ahhh this is just a perfect Sunday.
Oh you are so right bcs now its Sunday too ଘ😅ଓ
He is honestly so creative, love this
"And there are also some gun things, if you really want to look like an imbecil"
I died xD
Potterheads must LOVE your tattoo shop 😂❤
Christ his Arms are as big as my legs 😦
Saxithon same
I haven't worked out in a long ass time. I need to get back to it
Saxithon Never skip leg day.
Are you eating right?
His arms are bigger than my legs
Describing where the tattoos could go and gesturing/tapping the different body parts is great.
I knew this was gonna be a REG video :) well done!
I see all of the REGs living together in something like the Citadel of Ricks 😂😂
Man even I thought I was rude for interrupting your finger tapping session with the high class of your accent- Damn. You could probably convince your way into presidency with it :”0
his voice is so soothing. He manages to stand on the line between rude and very polite.
Ok but honestly why is this all of the tattoo artists I’ve ever known
your video gives me tingles: movements of the hands, voice, the mouth sounds while pausing during the talk....great!!!
He didn't say 'hello there'. Sadness.
Sudo Nim :(
Wow this is like the only UA-cam channel with absolutely no haters
I love when men wear black eyeliner. But blue.... now im loving the blue💙
This is the fifth time I've tried to watch this video and I can never finish it because I ALWAYS fall asleep! 🤣😴
My favourite treat on a Sunday. Thankyou once again!
You go Fred! Blue eyeliner for the win
So who watching this in 2019?
Anyone loving this?
I have no understanding as to why these videos relax me so much lol I enjoy them too much
Friendly should be in quotations he's too edgy😂💗
Freds mind: cut my life into pieces this is my last resort SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING. Ok I'll stop...I'm sorry
The light clicking and the blue eyeliner made me like & subscribe
This guy is too fredly 😭😂😭
.......... Stop..... I can't even right now with this comment
What the fuck.
And you're not fast enough
Levi Caen that captures more closely what I wanted to convey.....
go home..
I was totally hypnotised with 1st the crinkly page protectors and then your deep voice! It's only 1/2 way through but it's lights out now! Thanks!😪
Im sure he's wearing eye make up
Dark Incision that's what I was saying to myself the whole time lol. I'm like this dude is wearing blue eye shadow lol
easy rock yeah man like
Light Blue / silvery
Bit with a small amount of eyeliner
Like
SPUN ME THE HELL OUT
Dark Incision nah. Thats all natural
No, that's totally natural.
Dark Incision
which tattoo artist doesn't
Seeing all those tattoo patterns and images was very interesting, I loved it, as well as the sounds of the plastic sheets being flipped☺️
Thanks for the tattoo man
The MJ-Th3ory On your face
Tala Rezakamel I actually wanna get a face tattoo
The MJ-Th3ory Well that's great Harry!
Tala Rezakamel Is that a problem lol
Love the eyeliner/eyeshadow. Looks amazing
l love how Fred is leading this subgenre of ASMR with his smarky bullshit. KEEP MAKING IT FRED.
Fred you're my favourite asmr artist ! You can change my night when i'm stressed
Not so friendly 😂
Erin-Mairead Bennett right!! very passive aggressive.
Erin-Mairead Bennett
Fred: wow you're so rude
Me: but you said friendly
Erin-Mairead Bennett is ur sister Ellie and do you live near welford
nope
You don't say
Fred is so good at acting! One of the best actors in ASMR someone give him an oscar
The actual arm scared me. 😂 Im not used to having a real person in these videos with you.
And the actual application was the most triggering! I wish it was a bit longer.
The blue eyeliner makes him look like he’s gonna cry
Edit: I like the idea of making a bad first impression but slowly growing on your character. I know you’ll never see this but I appreciate that level of logic and reasonability in characters
I don't know why every time I see Fred I'm always so rude.
Douglas Meyer probably because your gay
@@lycocohen2501 Big UWU
Also you're totally nailing that Eyeliner! Looks so great on you!
He’s jammin out to no music😂
That beggining of the video and your voice , just gave me so much tingles. Thank you kind sir , Earned a sub!
Ah perfect timing just as I'm about to go to sleep 12:43
The finger fluttering in starting was bomb
Yeah, my friends took me to one of those "temporary" tattoo artists when I was intoxicated. Total scam.
Kidding! .. heh
Heh
Honestly, I would never vet a tattoo carelesly, but Fred would be able to get me into geting any tattoo.
So this is what Thor was up to during civil war...
My tingles are through the roof
I’m enjoying the comments on this one as much as the video. 😂
How does this man not have 1 Million subscribers?? He definitely deserves it, or at least 1 mil views per episode like the other asmr channels
You forgot to add ‘rude English’ between “friendly” and “temporary”.
how can you not love this man? Come here to relax, always wind up laughing like crazy
You should make a video where you make sounds with your hair
Love this "Show and tell" thing. Thanks Fred for another awesome video.
OMG, YOU'RE HANDSOME 😍😍😍
Do you need help? Or can you just shut up. I'm a kid and I hate these comments because this is a simple ASMR video so bitch please
Tala Rezakamel Shut up kid. Maybe when you're older you'll realize that simple comments like this shouldn't bother you and you should get some thick skin. So bitch please, fuck off.
Gavin Fitch Did I write to you?? Why are you even here
Tala Rezakamel Don't worry man, you'll meet somebody who thinks you're handsome too someday...
Thanks
I love this one Fred! It's one of the rare ASMR videos that give me tingles from start to finish. Thank you!
I woder how he is outside of asmr, feel like he is "friendly"
“Friendly”😂😂I clicked it so fast
Love the eye makeup and the hat 😂😂
When I saw the thumbnail I was like YASSSS GIRL
It's crazy how Thor looks so darn good in blue eyeliner.
Boys in eyeliner! 👍👍
Heather Kramer Almquist he ain't a boy
*Men
Guyliner!!
Heather Kramer Almquist He's not a boy, he's a man.
Ricardo Martinez he’s not a man, he’s a MAN
How did I forget that Thor did ASMR? Man, this dude is one of my old favourites! Gonna have to start watching him more and more again. This is the first video in a while that's helped me feel sleepy
"HELLO THERE"??????? No?? Ok then:(
Fred has referenced this so many times
cookieee Yasss ;;--;;
:')
GENERAL KENOBI
You remind me of the actor from the 2017 Beauty and the Beast who plays the prince after his transformation, which I hope you take as a compliment because you look amazing! Awesome videos as always 💕
Thanks for calling me rude I wasn't even talking
Today is 07/20/2020, and I’ll be watching/listening to this while getting an actual tattoo. I’m at the shop about to go in right now. I thought it would be ironic and amusing 😁
Is it just me, or is this guy a straight up cross between Thor and Dustin from Stranger things? 😂
17:55 “a broomstick flying across your face, an owl beside your eye, or dobby.. there. I’m not sure why you’d want dobby there” 😂😂🤣
You look like you should be a surfer 😂❤️ love your ASMR
The return of the pointy stick! I'm all about the theme of the vid and the eyeliner 👌🏼
“Friendly temporary tattoo artist”
Artist: i dont want to greet you coz ur rood
Me: * suprised pikachu face*😦
The one thing I note about the REG, is that in each consecutive incarnation of his character, while he may be a rude prick, one thing I see is that he is very passionate about any job he's a part of, be it chocolate or suits, he knows what he is talking about and is very enthusiastic to tell you that himself, this ironically makes him a great person of service, because even though he'll begrudgingly help you spouting passive aggressive remarks and insults along the way, in the end, you'll be getting a quality item or service...
I enjoyed reading this
He looks handsome as a male photo model
Thor-liner...and it's the color of Thunder...not to mention eye matching as well! Looks Awesome man!
“Friendly” huh
“You don’t look like the type to use a shower”
Yep just roast me...
When he said what stores have I been to I’m like so many people who look and sound like you are the owner of every shop in this mall it must be a huge family business :D