Post Malone - Hollywood's Bleeding ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2019
  • Listen: • A Thousand Bad Times
    Post Malone loses focus on his sophomore album.
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    FAV TRACKS: ENEMIES, ALLERGIC, DIE FOR ME, TAKE WHAT YOU WANT, GOODBYES, MYSELF
    LEAST FAV TRACK: CIRCLES
    POST MALONE - HOLLYWOOD'S BLEEDING / 2019 / REPUBLIC / POP RAP, ALTERNATIVE R&B, EMO TRAP
    5/10
    Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,5 тис.

  • @melmelbobel
    @melmelbobel 4 роки тому +11861

    Is it a coincidence that "STOP A MELON" is an anagram of "POST MALONE"?

  • @ElectrusBoom
    @ElectrusBoom 4 роки тому +2980

    You only gave it a 5/10 because you thought that was the right score to give.

    • @jays5926
      @jays5926 4 роки тому +50

      It deserved a 3/10 but he gave it a 5 because post used his name in a song

    • @isaminnit
      @isaminnit 4 роки тому +2

      James Charles what song?

    • @jays5926
      @jays5926 4 роки тому +26

      @@isaminnit sugar wraith

    • @isaminnit
      @isaminnit 4 роки тому +1

      James Charles oh, thanks

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 4 роки тому

      How did you know

  • @josiahprice3344
    @josiahprice3344 4 роки тому +5007

    This was a pretty fair review overall, but when you started justifying the British colonization of Burma through the 1800’s, I got a little creeped out..

    • @giannispsillias7964
      @giannispsillias7964 4 роки тому +109

      i(and cannot stretch it enough) adore this comment section

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 4 роки тому +34

      @@giannispsillias7964 ikr? at first It wasn't funny, but the jokes are got better. Lmao and they got nothing to do with the video's content.

    • @gut853
      @gut853 4 роки тому +26

      How the fuck do u people come up with this stuff? It's so fucking funny XD

    • @joeessig3550
      @joeessig3550 4 роки тому +3

      Wannabe Emo Teen-These are thoughts that have unironically occurred to the commenters, and poor Anthony functions as the vessel for ritualistic ideological purging. Lmao.

    • @MandenTV
      @MandenTV 4 роки тому +1

      Josiah Price I agreed with him on all of it

  • @xenoslyce1781
    @xenoslyce1781 4 роки тому +8742

    Did you seriously subtract 5 points because he's black?
    Subscribed.

    • @SwansLover1982
      @SwansLover1982 4 роки тому +420

      Xenoslyce wow this comment was so transphobic I don’t disagree with this comment

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 4 роки тому +388

      you guys are so sexist it sickens me
      9.5/10 It has a little something for everyone ~ IGN

    • @mansourovicchan
      @mansourovicchan 4 роки тому +168

      As a black individual i can not allow you to be racist toward our racist wigga post malone.
      Subscribed

    • @jw9677
      @jw9677 4 роки тому +11

      William Taylor knack baybeeeeee

    • @SwansLover1982
      @SwansLover1982 4 роки тому +5

      Music Time it’s ok. Not worst, that’s based on your opinion I guess

  • @KIPMUS
    @KIPMUS 4 роки тому +3852

    You only wanted to review this album so you could call Lil Baby a Young Thug clone

    • @daraflynn5999
      @daraflynn5999 4 роки тому +76

      At first read this comment appears as being another meme but it's actually true lol

    • @jasonwallingford6839
      @jasonwallingford6839 4 роки тому +8

      KIPMUS I have yet to watch the full review in like a minute or two in but Travis Scott is on this joint right? Because everyone is a Travis Scott clone through the eyes of melon and I genuinely don’t think he means to make these baffling comparisons into meme-like bad on going jokes but, as @igor’swhiteson suggested - melon is dead serious he really thinks these things. And we all know that’s just his opinions right?

    • @brendanbartlett6994
      @brendanbartlett6994 4 роки тому +60

      Jason Wallingford I'm too high to read this paragraph

    • @user-xc1sx6hp8p
      @user-xc1sx6hp8p 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly lil baby terrifies me I feel he’ll stand watch as 3 massive guys put me in a coma

    • @Ratrix
      @Ratrix 4 роки тому +17

      Lil baby sounds nothing like young thug. What a moronic comparison.

  • @luc1fer319
    @luc1fer319 4 роки тому +727

    Let's be real. Melon would have given this a 7 if Posty had just bought a ridge wallet.

    • @LiamOttley
      @LiamOttley 4 роки тому +4

      this comment deserves more love

    • @ThatOneGuy7550
      @ThatOneGuy7550 4 роки тому

      @@stanleyreeves8247 no. Melon has principles

  • @SpeedHomeAttack
    @SpeedHomeAttack 4 роки тому +2923

    I understand that Post had black rappers on the album, but that doesn't mean you can address them as the N-Word.

  • @lionenduro3088
    @lionenduro3088 4 роки тому +3482

    Ozzy ozbrone is my favorite SoundCloud rapper

    • @deathmetalpotato
      @deathmetalpotato 4 роки тому +13

      Lion Enduro Underrated comment

    • @maxdeborde6772
      @maxdeborde6772 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @tonyengardio8413
      @tonyengardio8413 4 роки тому +43

      Disappointed there are no whooshers

    • @efnowlin9541
      @efnowlin9541 4 роки тому +4

      He’s the new age of rap 😂

    • @4968ace
      @4968ace 4 роки тому +11

      He’s not a soundcloud rapper lol. I heard someone say he’s post Malone’s ace of spades, like an understudy.

  • @TheRapAgenda
    @TheRapAgenda 4 роки тому +5839

    Good review melon, but was it really necessary to talk about the album?

    • @lionone457
      @lionone457 4 роки тому +216

      RapGeek yeah I unsubscribed from him immediately for that

    • @TallyWackaTha2nd
      @TallyWackaTha2nd 4 роки тому +13

      Copied comment >:(

    • @p.n__
      @p.n__ 4 роки тому +131

      I just don't see why he feels the need to review an album in these videos. Absolutely beyond me.

    • @bossman8805
      @bossman8805 4 роки тому +4

      RapGeek this comment is under every review with at least 1k likes

    • @twistedgambit9084
      @twistedgambit9084 4 роки тому +2

      @@bossman8805 bots

  • @itzenorozco3734
    @itzenorozco3734 4 роки тому +2060

    I always look forward to Anthony tearing apart my favorite music

    • @nickwatters2817
      @nickwatters2817 4 роки тому +25

      Itzen Orozco And therefore causing me to cry my eyes out

    • @melteddarkchocolate000
      @melteddarkchocolate000 4 роки тому +6

      same

    • @tarun2298
      @tarun2298 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah just can't wait for him to brutally obliterate something I love

    • @apollusx
      @apollusx 3 роки тому +9

      He insulted my favorite song 🤨

  • @milesleblanc164
    @milesleblanc164 4 роки тому +1641

    I actually enjoy Circles. I think it's a quality pop song.

    • @ps3andrhcp
      @ps3andrhcp 4 роки тому +65

      Yeah I think its gonna out last many songs to be honest. I can see it being super relatable for some people.

    • @georgeaguilar3414
      @georgeaguilar3414 3 роки тому +66

      LittlePotato no it’s. Beautiful song not a trash Taylor swift song

    • @LittlePotato.
      @LittlePotato. 3 роки тому +4

      @@georgeaguilar3414 spaghetti

    • @rogueassasinator1408
      @rogueassasinator1408 3 роки тому

      @@georgeaguilar3414 agreed

    • @rogueassasinator1408
      @rogueassasinator1408 3 роки тому +3

      But posts music genre relation isnt fair at all
      He gets nominated in both pop and rap because of his beat selection
      Wrf

  • @Xpzilla
    @Xpzilla 4 роки тому +2331

    Damn, I genuinely love “Circles”. Gets me kinda emotional actually.

    • @nickwatters2817
      @nickwatters2817 4 роки тому +152

      A Shwin No need to get emotional its his opinion, you got your opinion. You do you man

    • @blakehorne6024
      @blakehorne6024 4 роки тому +420

      Nick Watters he was saying the song gets him emotional not melons opinion

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 роки тому +64

      @@blakehorne6024 probably a joke

    • @blakehorne6024
      @blakehorne6024 4 роки тому +83

      Dead Children Playing never know with people lmao

    • @abecadlo15
      @abecadlo15 4 роки тому +18

      It would be better if it wasn't so overplayed on the radio

  • @luckazoo828
    @luckazoo828 4 роки тому +4189

    5/10? Didn’t you mean 1/2? 🤔

    • @Raj80191
      @Raj80191 4 роки тому +184

      So MBDTF's a 3/5?

    • @Name-qo6gz
      @Name-qo6gz 4 роки тому +400

      Smh Fantano forgot to simplify 🤦‍♂️

    • @anthg4563
      @anthg4563 4 роки тому +80

      .5/1

    • @tahakamran6196
      @tahakamran6196 4 роки тому +60

      Fr Melon didnt even pass elementary math.

    • @ASpecPro
      @ASpecPro 4 роки тому +25

      200,000 out of 1,000,000

  • @tonightsbigloser
    @tonightsbigloser 4 роки тому +691

    Just came here to hear Melon say "Emo trap banger"

    • @jamietaylor8663
      @jamietaylor8663 4 роки тому +9

      Vetho Ringa and “rattling hihats and BoOmInG 808s”

    • @gligurr
      @gligurr 4 роки тому +1

      i wouldnt mind being an emo trap banger

  • @tuskx
    @tuskx 4 роки тому +2305

    Props to Post Malone for helping unknown artist like this Ozzy Osborne kid out! Truly a class act Posty!

  • @RJ-ix4gw
    @RJ-ix4gw 4 роки тому +841

    Did Post Malone bully you on high school or something?

    • @7s7rg77
      @7s7rg77 4 роки тому +9

      dog if I went to school with Post Malone I would have gotten in a lot more trouble as a kid, I would have been violent I'm sayin, you ever listen to Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, g?

    • @gut853
      @gut853 4 роки тому +3

      RJ probably

    • @14archiver
      @14archiver 3 роки тому +4

      On high school

    • @delicacies4362
      @delicacies4362 3 роки тому +2

      on high school

    • @daniellopez732
      @daniellopez732 3 роки тому +2

      My brother went to the same high school as Post.

  • @devinwarren5387
    @devinwarren5387 4 роки тому +1286

    Melon didn't know who Ozzy was until he heard him on this album

    • @Ooth9999
      @Ooth9999 4 роки тому +1

      Devin Warren lol

    • @franciszekczajkowski442
      @franciszekczajkowski442 4 роки тому

      @@maxromero23 man

    • @GrandmasterFerg
      @GrandmasterFerg 4 роки тому

      I personally preferred his earlier work

    • @WindHashira
      @WindHashira 4 роки тому

      That's laughs lol... But he has been killing it like that lately huh

    • @WindHashira
      @WindHashira 4 роки тому +3

      What i admire about post is he's one of us.. He's best friends with h3h3. This dude also has a fallout pipboy tattoo i believe... Gamer, youtuber, Musician, and much more. What a legend.

  • @simonservidasdad9993
    @simonservidasdad9993 4 роки тому +2407

    Thank you for coming to my brothers funeral Anthony, but did you have to say his suicide was a bold artistic statement?

  • @MelodicBlue
    @MelodicBlue 4 роки тому +238

    When young thug said "yeyeyeyeye" , I really felt that .

  • @nutheadrap2903
    @nutheadrap2903 4 роки тому +259

    Used to have friends now I got ANTHONIES

  • @unmixedunmastered2810
    @unmixedunmastered2810 4 роки тому +1608

    Anthony sorry for breaking ur car light after helping me dumping the body, the bridge was a nice idea

    • @archivehans
      @archivehans 4 роки тому +5

      DID YOU LISTEN TO SONIC YOUTH

    • @97EDUB
      @97EDUB 4 роки тому

      MARINØ ِ I would of burn the body and the car first. Then dump it over the bridge.

  • @mattclarkson3685
    @mattclarkson3685 4 роки тому +1963

    This album was only average to you because it wasn't very good or very bad

    • @glokeef3399
      @glokeef3399 4 роки тому +59

      Faxts

    • @MrStupididy
      @MrStupididy 4 роки тому +100

      you just defined the definition of average. not very good, not very bad.

    • @soggyleaf2064
      @soggyleaf2064 4 роки тому +157

      Isaac V r/wooosh

    • @deadeyedblack2350
      @deadeyedblack2350 4 роки тому +2

      Clarxxon that’s what average means lol

    • @JordanBlue1
      @JordanBlue1 4 роки тому +5

      Isaac V there is actually no definition of average that says that. It either means, what most things are like, such as when you find the mean in mathematics. Average, when referring to people, would be how people most commonly are. So average can be good or bad, depending if most things are good or bad. But another definition for it is literally “mediocre; not very good”

  • @Random-ni3uj
    @Random-ni3uj 3 роки тому +144

    You don’t like Circles because you were running away in ovals weren’t you melon?

  • @conornield4056
    @conornield4056 4 роки тому +1339

    Okay I enjoyed the review but I didn’t understand the 13 minutes straight of you talking about stretching your urethra it was enjoyable but not necessarily

  • @WilliamMaranciMashups
    @WilliamMaranciMashups 4 роки тому +2382

    The Ozzy Osbourne feature was great! That guy's gonna blow up.

    • @zaddika3693
      @zaddika3693 4 роки тому +112

      >inb4 "oZzY wAs FaMoUs AlReAdY"

    • @CruiseControl2012
      @CruiseControl2012 4 роки тому +95

      i wish the dislike button actually worked for comments

    • @joesaround
      @joesaround 4 роки тому +104

      Love how he said "of Black Sabbath fame." Thank you Melon. Needed that. I'm five, after all.

    • @yure3124
      @yure3124 4 роки тому +115

      @@charlierobbins1797 Yes he is joking, it's very obvious

    • @ekaara2705
      @ekaara2705 4 роки тому +3

      I totally agree, possible Nick Rochefort lookalike.

  • @jakecroce2944
    @jakecroce2944 4 роки тому +5452

    I think that ozzy guy is an industry plant at least he snapped tho

    • @vilttu64
      @vilttu64 4 роки тому +768

      @@oliwierjs1700 What's that, Some kind of a wannabe BROCKHAMPTON?

    • @ristekostadinov2820
      @ristekostadinov2820 4 роки тому +418

      that ozzy guy is one hit wonder lol

    • @o_ceanc1925
      @o_ceanc1925 4 роки тому +205

      @@oliwierjs1700 r/woosh

    • @vincentsteel5049
      @vincentsteel5049 4 роки тому +283

      That Ozzy guy is going to be the next Silento.

    • @yayeet9889
      @yayeet9889 4 роки тому +104

      Oliver Nielsen congratulations, you are a fucking idiot

  • @UnorthodoxIndividual
    @UnorthodoxIndividual 4 роки тому +415

    Did Anthony imply Foster the People's old sound was bad....
    Well Anthony you just lost your ride to the next Socialist Union meeting, good luck with traffic.

    • @christopherbazaka1564
      @christopherbazaka1564 4 роки тому +7

      Unorthodox Individual yea they had some really nice bops that comment hit me hard but tbf not all their music was good

    • @uhm7293
      @uhm7293 4 роки тому +5

      nah, he was just talking about the sound not being anything new. Just calling the song derivative of Foster the People.
      I don't think its a knock on the old FtP sound, maybe only saying it didnt age well

    • @schroonsjozef
      @schroonsjozef 4 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @prodbybaenji
      @prodbybaenji 3 роки тому

      I honestly think that album (torches) has no bad songs.. all bops

  • @Medium_Johnson
    @Medium_Johnson 4 роки тому +146

    Bold of you to suggest that a Hopsin feature would’ve pushed the grade up to a strong 7.

  • @llluminatixx7
    @llluminatixx7 4 роки тому +3170

    Wow. Just wow.
    You brought up
    1. The Holocaust
    2. Irish famine
    3. Biblical flood featuring Noah.
    All in the same video. Sad.

  • @jakemoran7118
    @jakemoran7118 4 роки тому +3221

    Good review Anthony! Is PB&J ok for your lunch for school tomorrow?

    • @ChipEzii
      @ChipEzii 4 роки тому +116

      Jake Moran no crust

    • @TDM14TWD
      @TDM14TWD 4 роки тому +88

      Cut... diagonally

    • @bmonta5992
      @bmonta5992 4 роки тому +30

      On a serious note do people really not like crust in a sandwich

    • @zombieslayadylan2923
      @zombieslayadylan2923 4 роки тому +45

      Make sure it isn’t grape jelly. You know how much Anthony hates it. Don’t want him throwing a fit tonight.

    • @FirionLeFleur
      @FirionLeFleur 4 роки тому

      @@bmonta5992 it's not bad.... Per se? But it leaves something to be desired unless you to for specifics.

  • @chiefqueef5003
    @chiefqueef5003 4 роки тому +283

    Great review, but I was a little concerned why you called the track circles “an anthem to the success of communism”

    • @Tyork42
      @Tyork42 4 роки тому +10

      Why are you concerned comrade?

    • @seppoleonvervloet132
      @seppoleonvervloet132 3 роки тому

      Check Anthonys Twitter, if that was the case it be his fave track

  • @Graenelolz
    @Graenelolz 4 роки тому +61

    Posty: Hollywood’s Bleeding
    Melon: 5/10
    Posty: Hollywood‘s Bleeding ask Anthony Fantano (oooh)
    Melon: strong 7/10

  • @mh4oliveira
    @mh4oliveira 4 роки тому +150

    Turn the 5 upside down. Its a 5 turned upside down now

  • @alexamparo817
    @alexamparo817 4 роки тому +836

    it’s honestly really cool that post is trying to promote unknown/small artists like ozzy osbourne. Hope he blows up

    • @arizonachronicsmoker
      @arizonachronicsmoker 4 роки тому +45

      Alex Amparo I believe this Ozzy guy will be the biggest flop in music since the late 60s

    • @MustObeyTheRules
      @MustObeyTheRules 4 роки тому +32

      Kinda looks like that one guy from that hippy sabbith black band back in the 70s

    • @victormunoz5593
      @victormunoz5593 4 роки тому +4

      However his wife, Sharon... yumnums, amirite?

    • @ethanjessop1266
      @ethanjessop1266 4 роки тому

      U are stupid as fuck

    • @ethanjessop1266
      @ethanjessop1266 4 роки тому +2

      He was a huge artist in the 80s and 90s learn your artists my guy

  • @bboystone86
    @bboystone86 4 роки тому +300

    Anthony "Not a Bad Song by any Stretch of the Imagination" Fantano

    • @Oascany
      @Oascany 4 роки тому +5

      He said that right as I read this comment.

    • @hairmilked5443
      @hairmilked5443 4 роки тому +1

      @@Oascany SAME

    • @RyanUnded
      @RyanUnded 3 роки тому

      @@Oascany SAME

  • @sixthjayhawk
    @sixthjayhawk 4 роки тому +244

    I really like “Circles.” After a few listens, I realized it gave me a strong Fleetwood Mac “Dreams” / Rumours album vibes. I don’t know much about Post’s discography, and I don’t listen to modern music much at all, but I really like several songs he’s put out lately, “Circles” being one of them.

    • @vuduwizard5577
      @vuduwizard5577 3 роки тому

      Well said

    • @chasecardiff7741
      @chasecardiff7741 2 роки тому +4

      I like the album but don't ever make that comparison again.

    • @kory.j6561
      @kory.j6561 2 роки тому +6

      @@chasecardiff7741 or wat?

    • @geezynfl38
      @geezynfl38 2 роки тому +2

      posty actually released a cover of Dreams, called Hollywood Dreams / Comedown on his August 26th tape. its a really good song, and it cuts halfway through to Comedown, u should listen to it!

    • @pastaslut
      @pastaslut Рік тому

      yes me too! i think that’s why

  • @ClintonomoBay
    @ClintonomoBay 4 роки тому +339

    Post called him shortly before he was about to review and said
    "I want you outta my head,
    I want you outta that red suit tonight" and melon caved.

    • @adi_cs03
      @adi_cs03 4 роки тому

      Am i the only one that sang this?

  • @PimpPhilth
    @PimpPhilth 4 роки тому +685

    If Post had made a 10/10 you would of gave it 10/10.

  • @MrJamesisawsome
    @MrJamesisawsome 4 роки тому +46

    "Who tf is melon?" - Ozzy Osbourne

  • @skiddy529
    @skiddy529 4 роки тому +173

    he just called sunflower so-so what the hell strip him of his awards

    • @prodnocl1p
      @prodnocl1p 3 роки тому +5

      sunflower is god awful lmao

    • @racheal3538
      @racheal3538 3 роки тому +2

      @@prodnocl1p the repetitive music that plays in a forever 21 lol...

    • @cartifan2024
      @cartifan2024 3 роки тому

      @Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT whats the point in putting yt in your username when you're already on yt?

    • @88bahl
      @88bahl 2 роки тому +4

      @Ivory_ Lagiacrus_YT "look at me i hate popular things i'm different and like frank ocean" you know damn well sunflower was one of the best tracks of the year lmao

  • @pizzapringles6957
    @pizzapringles6957 4 роки тому +361

    While I personally very much enjoy this album & disagree with your review, I understand & respect that you have a different opinion & that it is articulated well. Unsubscribed, blocked, & reported

    • @arizonachronicsmoker
      @arizonachronicsmoker 4 роки тому +1

      PizzaPringles 69 😂

    • @arizonachronicsmoker
      @arizonachronicsmoker 4 роки тому +5

      That was funny, my opinion is invalid since I have little to no interest in Post Malone in general but I’m liking this anyways just because I like the way you worded this compared to other comments like this

    • @BlackParade01
      @BlackParade01 4 роки тому +6

      This is one of the few I actually liked. Disliked, reported to the police and throwing myself off a bridge.

    • @Rkitt8
      @Rkitt8 4 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @arizonachronicsmoker
      @arizonachronicsmoker 4 роки тому

      Black Parade well our reactions were about as opposite as can be lol

  • @jasonwalter8516
    @jasonwalter8516 4 роки тому +1119

    When Young Thug said "I wanna slice ya and dice ya"
    I felt that

    • @Dstag
      @Dstag 4 роки тому +66

      When he said "im watchin a fight" i saw that

    • @pianosession2283
      @pianosession2283 4 роки тому +12

      @@Dstag dont turning off the tv 😂😂

    • @jtl8719
      @jtl8719 4 роки тому +93

      When he said "yee yee yee yee yee" I cried

    • @gregameele1444
      @gregameele1444 4 роки тому +41

      Him saying “Your car on the charger” really spoke to the modern condition and honestly is one of the better pieces of lyricism in the current musical world. True brilliance I must say.

    • @joepainter9418
      @joepainter9418 4 роки тому

      I wanna like this but it says 234 so I cant

  • @BuddyChy
    @BuddyChy 4 роки тому +79

    Funny enough, I loved the way the intro title track ended. The change was cool, felt powerful and set the tone for the album. Circles is a perfect, instant classic. By far the most repeatable and enjoyable track that feels like the theme song of a chill road trip which is my favorite type of song. I've never been much of a full album listener, but this is one of the few albums that doesn't have a single stinker. Maybe a couple songs I'm willing to skip sometimes, but the large majority of the songs really connect, fire me up, put me in a great mood, make me sing along, and keep me coming back for listen after listen.

  • @rick-sm3en
    @rick-sm3en 4 роки тому +29

    This dude hates my favorite albums :/

  • @mh4oliveira
    @mh4oliveira 4 роки тому +890

    Wow a 10? Melon finally giving postie the love he deserves

    • @bubak4960
      @bubak4960 4 роки тому +95

      yeah 10 out of 20 LOL

    • @carly8526
      @carly8526 4 роки тому +6

      He knew that another bad review would give him the Lil Peep treatment and didn’t want another death on his conscience :D

    • @p.n__
      @p.n__ 4 роки тому +8

      Thought this was a joke but he actually gave it a 10 the mad man

    • @UzbecCexKing
      @UzbecCexKing 4 роки тому +1

      He actually did that

  • @rubyfukr8215
    @rubyfukr8215 4 роки тому +1209

    Anthony please give me back my hoodie I know it’s been a hard breakup but I need it back please

  • @drewpusak3981
    @drewpusak3981 4 роки тому +177

    I don’t think I can listen to a man wearing a shirt like that

    • @christopherbazaka1564
      @christopherbazaka1564 4 роки тому +29

      Drew Pusak yea I totally agree with you every time I see a wolf I just think about how weird their penises are and it freaks me out glad I’m not alone

    • @DannyB1111
      @DannyB1111 4 роки тому

      lmao reactionaries same

    • @appiahallan
      @appiahallan 4 роки тому +2

      🌝 🐺

    • @_Snafu_
      @_Snafu_ 4 роки тому

      Only the weird kids wear wolf t-shirts

    • @abelashes2676
      @abelashes2676 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe he shot this review in a toilet stall in a bathroom at a truck stop on a Native American reservation and his other shirt got rained on between his car and the gas station cashier and this was the only shirt they had for sale next to the sunglasses and beef jerky...Did you ever think of that?

  • @DeathsWhistle
    @DeathsWhistle 4 роки тому +22

    Did this dude really say that circles is his least favorite song on a 5/10 album?

  • @xx_v_xx4373
    @xx_v_xx4373 4 роки тому +1111

    You only gave him a 5 instead of a 7 because he didn't name drop you like he did on Beerbongs & Bentley's

    • @smokebone6294
      @smokebone6294 4 роки тому +19

      xX_ V _Xx exactly

    • @johnnybensonitis7853
      @johnnybensonitis7853 4 роки тому +84

      I'm Roboconstable. I'm here to regulate Fantano's comments section. He hired me to prevent these types of comments. And that's the mission I will carry out one way or another. So.....you stop that. Stop that right now. Sir.

  • @WindHashira
    @WindHashira 4 роки тому +905

    I can’t believe he got Ozzy on a feature. That’s legendary...

    • @haydenberberich4229
      @haydenberberich4229 4 роки тому +206

      He really put that Ozzy guy on the map 🙌🙌

    • @thegroove14
      @thegroove14 4 роки тому +97

      Never forget that Young Thug got Elton John to feature on a track.

    • @Felix-nz1ll
      @Felix-nz1ll 4 роки тому +62

      @@thegroove14 didn't thug just use rocket man? Post got ozzy to make a whole verse

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 4 роки тому +18

      Hayden Berberich 😂 Yeah, this Ozzy guy has talent. I’m thinking of listening to some of his other work...

    • @vosvenieks4EVER
      @vosvenieks4EVER 4 роки тому +3

      @@haydenberberich4229 Jesus fucking christ, really? Ozzy Osbourne has been around since 1967 you idiot. he's one of the biggest musicians of his time, so no I don't think a feature on a Post Malone record is putting him on the map. fuck I hate millennials

  • @chasedavis8362
    @chasedavis8362 3 роки тому +34

    isn't it crazy that he's reviewing a Post Malone album while wearing a shirt with wolves on it when Big Sean recently released a song featuring Post Malone called wolves

  • @bojiden9830
    @bojiden9830 3 роки тому +44

    Bruh i love this album and you shredded it apart 😂

  • @dreero_
    @dreero_ 4 роки тому +482

    wow anthony did you really need to call post malone "the geico caveman's less talented stunt double"?

    • @cmore138
      @cmore138 4 роки тому +20

      someone had to say it.

  • @andrealoko_
    @andrealoko_ 4 роки тому +618

    you gotta give some props to post for giving underground acts like ‘ozzy ozborne’ a platform tho

    • @bum9677
      @bum9677 4 роки тому +7

      how is ozzy osborne underground

    • @benjamayer7646
      @benjamayer7646 4 роки тому +136

      @@bum9677 r/woosh

    • @AmonsRealm
      @AmonsRealm 4 роки тому +63

      Andrea M I don’t think he’s gonna make it. His music is too generic.

    • @andrealoko_
      @andrealoko_ 4 роки тому +10

      AmonsRealm ive seen crazier things.
      tbf i think that satan schtick of his would vibe pretty well with todays trends

    • @giddeo
      @giddeo 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrealoko_ it would if Post wasn't emotionally vacant

  • @benj4648
    @benj4648 2 роки тому +4

    Hating Circles is crazy

  • @rayhernandez6587
    @rayhernandez6587 4 роки тому +23

    I love how your least favorite is circles and it ends up being his biggest hit. Way to foreshadow melon

  • @jimmygayerson2020
    @jimmygayerson2020 4 роки тому +327

    I’ll take you to the dmv tomorrow Anthony my mom needs the car today for groceries

    • @2phonebabykeem913
      @2phonebabykeem913 4 роки тому +1

      Jimmy Gayerson hey can you take me to school? I don’t wanna take the bus man

  • @MRNITAS
    @MRNITAS 4 роки тому +1463

    Thank you for this review, but please review the Single IGOR by Flower Boy

    • @mr_smiles4213
      @mr_smiles4213 4 роки тому +7

      Har har har

    • @MRNITAS
      @MRNITAS 4 роки тому +10

      HopefulNihilist tbh yes

    • @diegoramongonzalezmorales8057
      @diegoramongonzalezmorales8057 4 роки тому +30

      @@Yasef-n5n People like you make this funny

    • @diegoramongonzalezmorales8057
      @diegoramongonzalezmorales8057 4 роки тому +5

      @@Yasef-n5n The oversaturation of oversimplistic memes (comments) is what makes them funny + people like you getting annoyed by it.
      Just act silly as well and you'll understand

    • @kingboostudios
      @kingboostudios 4 роки тому +3

      I thought this was funny

  • @jaydencarvajal9969
    @jaydencarvajal9969 3 роки тому +9

    It lowkey looks like post is peeing in the cover

  • @martinsbriglio8948
    @martinsbriglio8948 4 роки тому +15

    “Take what you want from me “ was genius ....

  • @knolmansland
    @knolmansland 4 роки тому +143

    *sees howling wolf T shirt*
    *can't take eyes off shirt, spaces out for entire review*
    10/10

    • @papayer
      @papayer 4 роки тому +2

      wild doggo clothing

    • @NubaHuba
      @NubaHuba 4 роки тому +1

      I have the same shirt but its green and I'm jealous of the black now wtf

  • @andrewferris8169
    @andrewferris8169 4 роки тому +137

    Bruh, I liked Circles. I get its an kinda indie cliche but the instrumental does not sound anything like FTP.

    • @robtothejuice
      @robtothejuice 4 роки тому +27

      Yea it’s a slap. Def gets you feeling good and bumping your head. Idk why he hates it lol

    • @cjsgraphics8027
      @cjsgraphics8027 4 роки тому +3

      I agree. I do agree that the harsh vibrato is annoying but other than that, I really like it. And as a big FTP fan, it sounds nothing like FTP lmao

    • @MrUrbnGamr
      @MrUrbnGamr 4 роки тому +5

      I like a lot of tracks on HB. Definitely don’t think it’s as good (dare I say revolutionary) as B&B but not a 5 for sure

    • @IJustPlayedOfficial
      @IJustPlayedOfficial 4 роки тому +1

      I think it sounds like FTP but FTP are great so I like that

    • @DrowsyBean
      @DrowsyBean 4 роки тому +4

      I love listening to Anthony but I never take anything he says to heart. I rarely agree with him and I find his music taste pretty bad. I just like him

  • @ryan_parkrr
    @ryan_parkrr 4 роки тому +48

    HOW IS CIRCLES HIS LEAST FAVORITE TRACK ;n;

    • @stinduwardo
      @stinduwardo 3 роки тому +6

      its one of those tracks you either love or hate because of the vocal effects and stringy guitar
      though i love it

  • @ofanichan
    @ofanichan 4 роки тому +50

    He had that “shaky voice” in better now too. I think it’s kind of just his thing at this point. I love that little vibrato in his voice

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 роки тому +1

      BEEEH!

    • @juansanchez5402
      @juansanchez5402 3 роки тому +2

      I love it too

    • @dniilii
      @dniilii Рік тому +3

      I always thought it was intentional.

  • @presidentobama2343
    @presidentobama2343 4 роки тому +241

    Great review melon! Please do a review on the new Post Malone Album "Hollywood's Bleeding". I promise it's fire.

    • @s.i4667
      @s.i4667 4 роки тому

      @@user-wx8mi1pd6g r/woooosh

  • @necktienick50
    @necktienick50 4 роки тому +459

    Anthony!!!!! You can't just pick up my grandma from her knitting class without asking me first!

  • @marmar4560
    @marmar4560 4 роки тому +29

    Why are all the comments here so wierd??

    • @alecmilller
      @alecmilller 4 роки тому +26

      Welcome to Melon’s fan base

    • @mc_dibia
      @mc_dibia 4 роки тому +13

      You're new huh

    • @hey-bf3ds
      @hey-bf3ds 3 роки тому +3

      you'll get used to it.

  • @aarona5351
    @aarona5351 2 роки тому +3

    Everyone has different tastes. Straight 10 for me...

  • @PimpPhilth
    @PimpPhilth 4 роки тому +367

    Loved this video Melon. Liked, favorited, shared and unsubbed.

  • @moiz_0125
    @moiz_0125 4 роки тому +1486

    I agreed with the review completely but when you said that you wished posty should’ve died in 9/11, I was kinda wierded out. However still a great review

    • @ifeanyiwordsworth8354
      @ifeanyiwordsworth8354 4 роки тому +8

      He did not say that

    • @soulofglebb
      @soulofglebb 4 роки тому +279

      Ifeanyi Wordsworth yes he did you fucking expired orange juice

    • @johnnybensonitis7853
      @johnnybensonitis7853 4 роки тому +18

      I'm Roboconstable. Fantano hired me to exact justice on those who ruin his comment section. So, I'm here to carry out my job, citizen. Now....if you would, stop that. Halt. ✋ Sir.

    • @deerseaheraklorne6140
      @deerseaheraklorne6140 4 роки тому +3

      Ifeanyi Wordsworth whooosh

    • @justinromero9142
      @justinromero9142 4 роки тому +25

      i hate this comment section but it makes me fucking roll all the time 😂😂

  • @kevinholmes8708
    @kevinholmes8708 4 роки тому +18

    honestly id rate a 9. Album is great and the fact he uses his style to throw out some hip hop and pop and rock on one album is stellar. and i think yes, even though ATBT had some crazy lyrics, its overall message was great and post did amazing on it and the album as a whole.

  • @omarmickelson1204
    @omarmickelson1204 4 роки тому +17

    Hang on Anthony, "Circles" was actually a great cut on this record. I think it might be Death Cab for Cutie's best song to date.

  • @briankrosky3567
    @briankrosky3567 4 роки тому +372

    I understand him not liking the album, but the fact that he still doesn't enjoy 'Circles' with that bass groove is shocking tbh.

    • @tomh4442
      @tomh4442 4 роки тому +2

      Brian Krosky ok Brian

    • @briankrosky3567
      @briankrosky3567 4 роки тому +20

      FIVEHUNDREDSIXTEEN okay fivehundredsixteen

    • @TrapHausCreo
      @TrapHausCreo 4 роки тому +13

      That’s true, I’m one more bad review away from unsubscribing

    • @JV-mz6mx
      @JV-mz6mx 4 роки тому +12

      Fantano wishes he could play a riff that simple...

    • @michaeldavid145
      @michaeldavid145 4 роки тому +4

      TrapHaus Creo LMAO you are a fucking loser, go ahead and unsubscribe because he doesn’t share your opinion. Ur a fucking pussy lmao

  • @alexpace4936
    @alexpace4936 4 роки тому +67

    Can you push your glasses up?

  • @b00psn00t
    @b00psn00t 3 роки тому +10

    Any album: *exists*
    Melon: B R A G A D O C I O U S

  • @markroessler4471
    @markroessler4471 4 роки тому +15

    “Young Thug went way hard then he needed to.”
    Hmmmmm, I’ve heard that before

  • @nevibaba4476
    @nevibaba4476 4 роки тому +103

    Anthony!!!! Can you bring me some toilet paper, im on the seat right now and im out

  • @davidbyrnesbicycle3222
    @davidbyrnesbicycle3222 4 роки тому +687

    sorry anthony, you’re too late, i already formed my own opinion on this

    • @anthg4563
      @anthg4563 4 роки тому +3

      Strong 6/10

    • @guillermo2804
      @guillermo2804 4 роки тому +31

      A 7/10 i really enjoyed

    • @Clarkey7163
      @Clarkey7163 4 роки тому +6

      @@guillermo2804 8/20 fr

    • @Nathan-mk3uf
      @Nathan-mk3uf 4 роки тому +48

      I originally thought it was an 8 but then melon said it's a 5 so I had to change my opinion

    • @nikkeipvck8529
      @nikkeipvck8529 4 роки тому +1

      Strong 1

  • @CaydenJB
    @CaydenJB 4 роки тому +13

    Circles is a really good song

  • @soulrebel4life
    @soulrebel4life 4 роки тому +10

    This is not his sophomore album this his 3rd album

  • @mitsukaido
    @mitsukaido 4 роки тому +249

    so my beautiful dark twisted fantasy is better than this?

    • @jarrodboyd16
      @jarrodboyd16 4 роки тому +53

      Yes, yes it was

    • @peteryensen
      @peteryensen 4 роки тому +12

      Bruh, u srs?

    • @Urrzx
      @Urrzx 4 роки тому

      Mitsukaido def not

    • @jeffgrady601
      @jeffgrady601 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah, but only a little. 1 point to be exact. They both aren’t as good as Lil pump

    • @isaaccastro4846
      @isaaccastro4846 4 роки тому +7

      Is that even a question? Are you high?

  • @Isaiahartis
    @Isaiahartis 4 роки тому +586

    Me: *checks description*
    Also me 2 seconds later: Ight Imma head out

    • @BeatsbyNull
      @BeatsbyNull 4 роки тому +19

      Felt this more than anything

    • @fluhmix6786
      @fluhmix6786 4 роки тому +57

      Isaiahartis real niggas watch this melon speak

    • @anthg4563
      @anthg4563 4 роки тому +17

      Support melon you degenerate fuckhole. Watch the whole video

    • @Mr30friends
      @Mr30friends 4 роки тому +5

      @@anthg4563 good one

    • @tco1031
      @tco1031 4 роки тому +1

      aight ima head out

  • @Mumbles.
    @Mumbles. 4 роки тому +13

    the intro has to be a reference to Laurie Anderson’s “O Superman”

    • @Bewmbshakalaka
      @Bewmbshakalaka 4 роки тому

      i think it was. it rly made me happy lol

  • @moonrxck7679
    @moonrxck7679 4 роки тому +82

    am I the only one that just feels like the vibes don't match at all? I was so excited for this because it seemed so dark. The medieval theme and the title "hollywood's bleeding" made me think this was going to be some amazing evil shit but there's so many upbeat radio tunes in there that just sound like they came from a whole other album. I generally like post malone and his music but this was a huge disappointment

    • @MrBingo-rv4mk
      @MrBingo-rv4mk 3 роки тому +6

      This is a super late comment but Hollywood’s Bleeding was my fav song of the album

    • @ghostly2.3
      @ghostly2.3 2 роки тому

      I agree

    • @ghostly2.3
      @ghostly2.3 2 роки тому

      Mr bingo

  • @sahidsaucegod9190
    @sahidsaucegod9190 4 роки тому +187

    Hey Anthony my mom said I can sleep over at your house if your mom can give me a ride back home at 10:00 am

    • @MJ-xb5ux
      @MJ-xb5ux 4 роки тому

      sahidthesaucegod can i come?

  • @zachwalker2972
    @zachwalker2972 4 роки тому +134

    I loved this album, but after watching this video, I've come to realize I hate it. Thank you for the opinion, Melon

    • @Justin_R20
      @Justin_R20 4 роки тому

      Hahahahahahahaha bro im dead

  • @leaguebluelionn4186
    @leaguebluelionn4186 3 роки тому +12

    Personally I think Hollywood's Bleeding is an amazing song!

  • @KZ-wl5by
    @KZ-wl5by 3 роки тому +16

    Circles is one of my favs. Don't agree with you here mate. 10/10 album

    • @dizzy897
      @dizzy897 3 роки тому +1

      Personally I don’t think it’s a 10 but definitely at least a 7 or 8

    • @Gino565
      @Gino565 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @davestamand1402
    @davestamand1402 4 роки тому +85

    Your shirt is a 3/10 melon

  • @nickmoss2046
    @nickmoss2046 4 роки тому +350

    Despite your nuanced explanation, I still cannot figure out how you think 16 tracks here were better than Circles.

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr 4 роки тому +3

      The feature with Ozzy amd Travis was better imo. More original.

  • @neeko2198
    @neeko2198 2 роки тому +2

    Respect your opinion, disagree with your opinion

  • @charlesowens1
    @charlesowens1 4 роки тому +29

    Love watching your reviews but I disagree with almost everything you said on this one man. The music clearly just isn't to your taste. Doesn't make it bad.

  • @taylorsinclair7061
    @taylorsinclair7061 4 роки тому +234

    Circles was my favorite song I feel attacked

  • @pussydestroyer3048
    @pussydestroyer3048 4 роки тому +175

    thank you melon now i can have an opinion on this album

  • @phunkh0u538
    @phunkh0u538 4 роки тому +5

    I will love Post whenever he does anything different and risky. It's like when you were a teenager going through a phase and your parents were caught off-guard, but still we're like "ok, that's nice, son." Post is my child.

  • @lukeferraro01
    @lukeferraro01 3 роки тому +5

    It’s sad because Internet was originally supposed to have a Ye verse

  • @Ooth9999
    @Ooth9999 4 роки тому +43

    If post mentioned your name it would have got a 10/10

  • @CrazyKonaKai
    @CrazyKonaKai 4 роки тому +92

    Anthony could you please replace the water filter on the fridge

  • @Luvdarkshadows
    @Luvdarkshadows 4 роки тому +4

    Hollywood's Bleeding is one of my favorite songs...I thought the beat switching up towards the end in that way was genius.

  • @nicoleedwarrds
    @nicoleedwarrds 4 роки тому +7

    “Powerful ballads such as better now” I uh .. wouldn’t exactly call it that