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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
  • Bob Rivers Twisted Tunes

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  • @reeses_unicorn
    @reeses_unicorn Рік тому +79

    The rigging up the lights guy is my favorite! 😂

    • @dwaynedriscoll523
      @dwaynedriscoll523 10 місяців тому +14

      Love how he gets frustrated as the song goes on

    • @mmeers89
      @mmeers89 10 місяців тому +9

      I lost my shit at "Now why the hell are they blinking!"

    • @reeses_unicorn
      @reeses_unicorn 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@mmeers89"ONE LIGHT GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT!" 😂

    • @mmeers89
      @mmeers89 10 місяців тому +5

      @@reeses_unicorn "GET ME A FLASHLIGHT, I BLEW A FUSE!!"

    • @reeses_unicorn
      @reeses_unicorn 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@mmeers89"FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!"

  • @DJDTHTRP
    @DJDTHTRP 10 місяців тому +32

    I always have loved the "rigging the lights" lines. Always gets me to laugh.

  • @atmashaw
    @atmashaw Рік тому +100

    my grandmother played this on cassette every year when i was a kid,i grew up to be an electrician and i play this every year as i rig an insane amount of lights up at my house....gotta love the 80s and 90s lol

    • @davetech1269
      @davetech1269 Рік тому +6

      WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING

    • @reeses_unicorn
      @reeses_unicorn Рік тому +6

      "FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!"
      Yes, it's nowhere near Christmas and I'm here listening to this. 😂😂

  • @__seeker__
    @__seeker__ Рік тому +80

    The layers of hilarity in this song are GOLD. This is art.

    • @RubyTuesday-kx3up
      @RubyTuesday-kx3up 10 місяців тому +3

      USA Christmas starts at Halloween. ENOUGH already😵

    • @RYMAN1321
      @RYMAN1321 10 місяців тому +1

      IMO the funniest Christmas song ever

  • @mrmotown313
    @mrmotown313 10 місяців тому +19

    This is by far my absolute favorite parody of this song! I especially liked the part where the guy said “FINE! You’re so smart? You rig up the lights!” I literally laughed my damn head off every time I hear that!

  • @williamsmith7302
    @williamsmith7302 2 роки тому +110

    “I don’t even know half these people” was my motivation to stop sending Christmas Cards. This song is a staple in our house at Christmas time. Hilarious

    • @hannahmay3864
      @hannahmay3864 2 роки тому +4

      For me as well, me and my older sister love this song

    • @emmagottlieb9379
      @emmagottlieb9379 2 роки тому +4

      You made the right choice for a song staple during the holidays.;)

    • @brianhalljr.2637
      @brianhalljr.2637 Рік тому +5

      You don't have to do that if you want to, but some of the people might be the ones that you care about.

    • @kellymcfalls1458
      @kellymcfalls1458 15 днів тому

      @williamsmith7302. . How would you even have addresses for people who you don’t know?

  • @jackbrigoli7452
    @jackbrigoli7452 Рік тому +87

    "She's a witch! I hate her!" This really is first world Christmas problems. 😂😂

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster Рік тому +7

      I like "...And what do you mean *your* in-laws??".
      Is that saying he's married to her?

    • @jackbrigoli7452
      @jackbrigoli7452 Рік тому +1

      @- Beeman I have no idea. Its just hilarious.

    • @Abc-qw5th
      @Abc-qw5th 10 місяців тому +4

      Can relate to this pain of christmas. Back when me and my ex were together i used to hate having to deal with my mother in law. Thankfully not my problem anymore

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 10 місяців тому +2

      @@nbuehster as a kid I always interpreted that as his in-laws were worse. As an adult, I think that these two might’ve been married.

  • @brittnyann
    @brittnyann Рік тому +20

    “Oh, I don’t even know half these people!” 🧐😂
    “Shut up you.”
    My fav parts

  • @anonymoususer188
    @anonymoususer188 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh this brings back memories of my childhood. The middle of July certainly is a weird time to be reminded of this song. My Dad had this on a cassette tape, and it was one of the things we'd listen to while making Christmas cookies. Simpler times. I miss when life was that simple. This song was always good for a few laughs around Christmas time, and a reminder that things could always be so much worse.

  • @tommyryan1311
    @tommyryan1311 10 місяців тому +5

    one of the greatest Christmas songs EVER!!!! By far!!!!

  • @ZoruaZorroark
    @ZoruaZorroark 10 місяців тому +10

    even today, decades after this song was produced, many of the things in the song are still relevant

  • @silhouettoofaman2935
    @silhouettoofaman2935 10 місяців тому +12

    This always cracks my mom and me up every Christmas. The "Hangovers" and "Lights" guys were our favorites!

  • @Ryan_the_Caffeinated
    @Ryan_the_Caffeinated Рік тому +59

    So many memories associated with this song. It’s a sentimental part of my childhood. Thanks for the memories, Bob!

  • @scottbrockman5883
    @scottbrockman5883 Рік тому +14

    Have listened to this song growing up and going to school, just wish that songs like these were playing on the radio stations in rotation and in the stores and where I'm working especially around Christmas. I'm also learning this song in ASL. Still funny back then and now as an Adult 🎄🙂😊👍🤟.

  • @CraigS1996Entertainment
    @CraigS1996Entertainment 2 роки тому +162

    "Now, why the hell are they blinking?!"

    • @brianhalljr.2637
      @brianhalljr.2637 Рік тому +26

      One light goes out, they *all* go out!

    • @archibaldl4039
      @archibaldl4039 Рік тому +26

      “WHAT WE HAVE NO EXTENSION CHORDS?!”

    • @srvr4life722
      @srvr4life722 Рік тому +19

      That's my favorite part, and also about the Christmas cards "oh, I don't even know half these people"

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster Рік тому +18

      @@TylerDunner Fine, you're so smart, YOU rig up the lights!

    • @mrredishere6054
      @mrredishere6054 Рік тому +12

      IM TRYING TO RIG UP THESE LIGHTS

  • @kevinmack6136
    @kevinmack6136 2 роки тому +49

    Some say to this day hes still trying to rig up the lights!

    • @Stinkfly3
      @Stinkfly3 Рік тому +6

      He's my favorite part of the song. 😆

  • @drumdad54sdl47
    @drumdad54sdl47 9 місяців тому +4

    I can relate to so many of these by the time Christmas finally rolls around..

  • @TheKvechtko
    @TheKvechtko Рік тому +28

    The guy putting up the lights is spot on for me lol, hopefully you all have good holidays coming up

  • @earlbolden8723
    @earlbolden8723 9 місяців тому +2

    Merry Christmas 2023
    Love y’all 😃👍❤️🙏

  • @terrystorey
    @terrystorey 2 роки тому +43

    My fav Christmas album. It's not Christmas unless I hear this song specifically. I LOVE IT!!! lol.

    • @LizLevan
      @LizLevan 2 роки тому +3

      Yup me too! It never gets played on the radio anymore! What a shame

  • @tiffanyhinderscheit6639
    @tiffanyhinderscheit6639 2 роки тому +38

    I don't know how I never heard this song until now is beyond me. My sisters and I love this song and laughed so hard!!!! 🎄🤣

  • @violetblack6962
    @violetblack6962 2 роки тому +61

    You never know how relatable all of this is until you become an adult. Though as a kid, batteries not included always annoyed the hell out of me.

  • @mexicanshyguy1528
    @mexicanshyguy1528 2 роки тому +26

    FINE YOUR SO SMART YOU RING UP THE LIGHTS

    • @davetech1269
      @davetech1269 Рік тому +2

      GET A JOB YA BUM

    • @AbstractStew
      @AbstractStew Рік тому +2

      You rig up the lights is the one I always remember.

  • @risunokairu
    @risunokairu 9 місяців тому +3

    You see, George? If you just embraced Festivus, you wouldn't have to worry about the lights!

  • @amy.quinlan11
    @amy.quinlan11 Рік тому +25

    I sat here rolling on the floor laughing because as a person who was elected every year to set up the Christmas tree (pre-lit or not), I resonated with the man complaining about the Christmas lights. It was certainly trouble that I ran into just about every year when setting up the Christmas tree. 😂

  • @Justin-Hill-1987
    @Justin-Hill-1987 10 місяців тому +7

    It's like a musical Christmas comedy that falls apart towards the end, with the arguing and the crying...

  • @aaronkitchens4151
    @aaronkitchens4151 10 місяців тому +5

    I always loved Bob Rivers

  • @LizLevan
    @LizLevan 2 роки тому +15

    My favorite Christmas song!

  • @davidsaunders2882
    @davidsaunders2882 Рік тому +13

    Actually, the line is
    "Fine, your so smart, you Rig up the lights!"

  • @obigrrl
    @obigrrl 10 місяців тому +2

    If my dad had decorated when we were growing up, he'd be the Christmas lights guy. 😂

  • @Isabella4evr369
    @Isabella4evr369 Рік тому +7

    The light guy is hilarious, I love him 🥰🤣😅😂

  • @GoosebumpsNow
    @GoosebumpsNow 10 місяців тому +3

    takes me back to the late 90's good times

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 2 роки тому +17

    "...And what do you mean *your* in-laws??"
    Is that saying he's married to her? (I didn't think about that until now.)

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Рік тому +8

    BRINGING OUT THE LIGHTS!!!!

  • @murphy60
    @murphy60 9 місяців тому

    This is the best meaning of Xmas

  • @adammeyer6650
    @adammeyer6650 2 роки тому +15

    Way too many classics to count...this one, I Am Santa Claus, and Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear are my top three Christmas bangers

  • @Njbear7453
    @Njbear7453 10 місяців тому +3

    Nostalgia overload !! Merry Christmas everyone !

  • @delaneyhart9274
    @delaneyhart9274 2 роки тому +7

    I love this song every time I hear that song every year

  • @genevieve8873
    @genevieve8873 2 роки тому +11

    best song ever especially with the lights! OMG! lmao

  • @lonwhitt
    @lonwhitt 3 роки тому +19

    my fav tune for this time of year XD

    • @kevinmorad9200
      @kevinmorad9200 Рік тому

      On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
      Three deaths a plenty
      Two Homeless Strangers!
      One RPG & a surprise a Sus pair of jeans!

  • @brianhalljr.2637
    @brianhalljr.2637 Рік тому +5

    I love those parts when that kid was saying that he wanted something.

  • @jeffreybell5272
    @jeffreybell5272 Рік тому +6

    This song gets quoted daily between my close friends and I during the holiday season. It's too relevant it's scary.

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 Рік тому +3

    My band teacher introduced us to this today at our Christmas party. I like it. It was this song first, The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen second, and part of Wreck the Malls. I like this a lot.

  • @thedealer777
    @thedealer777 3 роки тому +41

    If I close my eyes, the guy having problems with the lights, sounds like my old-man attempting to "decorate" the outside of our house in the sixties. MINUS the four-lettered "colorful" expletives!

    • @racheallange2056
      @racheallange2056 3 роки тому +3

      LOL...I am the same with the lights...I do my fare share of swearing ..I am no angel..Those cheap lights ya get at the stores now a days...ugh ..even got the ..well snot knocked of me once...never touch them when it's raining ...ever..

    • @thedealer777
      @thedealer777 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, ...the old-man found that one out during a wet Dec."warm-spell," he thought he'd take advantage of back in '67. As Mom would tell the story latter - "He spit sparks for the next three days." My brother was standing next to him when it happened, and swore Dad actually "glowed" a little. It didn't help things that my uncle Bob kept calling him "Rudolf" for several seasons afterward.

    • @racheallange2056
      @racheallange2056 3 роки тому +2

      @@thedealer777 LOL...I know how that feels..Me and electricity don't get along to well..ugh ..I grew up in older house ..It could be down to luck..I have even had what looked like blue flames come out of power outlet when my mom asked to plug a lamp into it...I was I kid back then..

  • @wolfkin6427
    @wolfkin6427 Рік тому +6

    "FINE, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RING UP THE LIGHTS!!!"

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster Рік тому +3

      And the two lines before that.
      It's like the three people are yelling at each other.

  • @Ladyboston
    @Ladyboston Рік тому +5

    Memories of the movie The Christmas Story came flashing back additionally I find humor in the song 😂

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 3 роки тому +18

    If there were more than 12 days:
    The thirteenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
    The New Years letdown
    December is my favorite month, since my birthday is a few weeks before Christmas, which means nothing after that. And New Years just rubs it in.

  • @logan5girl405
    @logan5girl405 10 місяців тому +2

    We had this album years ago glad it’s on here now

  • @TheLastOfTheFinest80
    @TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 роки тому +14

    I almost crashed my car the first time I heard this on the radio.

  • @kialljacobs8331
    @kialljacobs8331 3 роки тому +10

    Love this song

  • @anarchistatheist1917
    @anarchistatheist1917 3 роки тому +19

    I hate xmas, and most xmas music. But this song I can tolerate.

  • @FreshRose-z3s
    @FreshRose-z3s Рік тому +4

    "' WHO'S GOT DA TOILET PAPAH. HUH?!!!!!

  • @toysvilltvstudios2.072
    @toysvilltvstudios2.072 11 місяців тому +1

    Most relatable Christmas song EVER! XD

  • @christophermoore5007
    @christophermoore5007 Рік тому +3

    Anybody other than me find this song relatable?

  • @aaronkitchens4151
    @aaronkitchens4151 10 місяців тому

    I always loved this kind of Christmas music the dirty kind

  • @carolebrasche447
    @carolebrasche447 9 місяців тому +1

    This shit is still gold 😂😂😂

  • @redstreak1
    @redstreak1 11 місяців тому +1

    Rigging up the lights channels my father so perfectly

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Рік тому +2

    I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!

  • @kevinkovaleskie9977
    @kevinkovaleskie9977 Рік тому +1

    Yo ho sending Christmas cards!!!!!

  • @ceoa
    @ceoa 10 місяців тому

    10 days til Christmas!
    And the race is on... 🛍️🛒💨 🤗

  • @rayinpau.s.a.6351
    @rayinpau.s.a.6351 Рік тому

    Merry Christmas Nutsy ! Miss & Love You .

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 4 роки тому +16

    3:24
    PS. It sounds like it turned into a meme after the twelfth day.

  • @christopherjudge1138
    @christopherjudge1138 10 місяців тому +1

    Lots of people yelling at each other by the end of this song!
    The music video for this song was kinda low budget, I take it,
    and never made it to either V66 or Turkey Television on Nickelodeon.
    'cause both those things ended in 1986!

  • @alexcooper3260
    @alexcooper3260 2 роки тому +4

    Rigging up the lights.

  • @carolynmurtaza1180
    @carolynmurtaza1180 Рік тому

    First time hearing this 🤣
    I can relate to this as well.

  • @ohiosteel1850
    @ohiosteel1850 11 місяців тому +3

    Wish they still played this on the Radio. What a shame. I wonder what someone got offended from...

  • @scottthomas6682
    @scottthomas6682 Рік тому

    Great parody. I have it on CD & I really love it & Christmas.👍👍🏻

  • @Stitchiscute5000
    @Stitchiscute5000 10 місяців тому

    Sending Christmas cards is funny 🤣

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster Рік тому +3

    Alternate ending:
    Instead of them singing "And finding a Christmas tree", the song would end with someone singing "And sitting on top of a tree", possibly followed by "Ow!".

  • @peterquick2281
    @peterquick2281 10 місяців тому

    I love that I want a transformer for Christmas, and facing the inlaws

  • @MA-vd3ln
    @MA-vd3ln 3 роки тому +4

    Merry Christmas 🎁🎄

  • @ronaldlippe9156
    @ronaldlippe9156 Рік тому +4

    Daddy I want some candy 🤣

  • @bloodbath100
    @bloodbath100 Рік тому +1

    On 2nd day day of Christmas...
    Jason Alexander is in this.

  • @michaelhillier9307
    @michaelhillier9307 10 місяців тому

    FINE, YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS.

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 11 місяців тому +1

    WHAT, WE HAVE NO EXTENSION CORD?

  • @KaristaSwiss
    @KaristaSwiss 10 місяців тому

    yup sp true

  • @SkySwann94
    @SkySwann94 Рік тому +3

    If someone doesn’t help him with those lights!!!!

  • @Frogs4lifeee
    @Frogs4lifeee Рік тому +1

    I remember jamming to this at age 5 😂

  • @TADC-V8D
    @TADC-V8D 10 місяців тому

    Yep he's hilarious 😂

  • @Ajay-wv6gv
    @Ajay-wv6gv Рік тому

    OMG I CRIED LAUGHING...😂😂😂😂

  • @ChristmasKathy
    @ChristmasKathy 2 роки тому +3

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @TheRealMaxTDM
    @TheRealMaxTDM 11 місяців тому

    On the fifth chance, My dad originally does too, But he payed off all 5 months!

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster Рік тому +10

    Now someone needs to make a parody called "The 12 Songs Of Christmas", about twelve annoying/overrated Christmas songs.
    The first song of Christmas my true love sang to me...
    The last verse would of course be "The twelfth song of Christmas my true love sang to me, 12 Days Of Christmas...".

  • @Nazrat84
    @Nazrat84 Рік тому +2

    H A N G O V A H S

  • @johnplatz3503
    @johnplatz3503 Рік тому +1

    "I'm not sending them this year that's it."

  • @juanitajones7169
    @juanitajones7169 2 роки тому +2

    I want, 'Fred Farmer' ; for, Christmas! 🚜🐄🐃🐂

  • @flemingboineau7613
    @flemingboineau7613 9 місяців тому +1

    "Hangovers"

  • @Njbear7453
    @Njbear7453 10 місяців тому

    BUY ME SOMETHING!!!! XD

  • @lynnhoward3467
    @lynnhoward3467 11 місяців тому

    Rigging up the lights with a hangover

  • @kareemsupremet.v.5189
    @kareemsupremet.v.5189 10 місяців тому +2

    5 months of bills 💸

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Рік тому +2

    DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!

  • @RoboYoto1
    @RoboYoto1 5 місяців тому

    "STALE GHRAFIK (TV) SPECIALS!"

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Рік тому

    FINDING A CHRISTMAS TREE!

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Рік тому +1

    FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Рік тому +1

    NO PARKING SPACES!

  • @tdubb3254
    @tdubb3254 10 місяців тому

    CHAAAARITIES 😂

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 9 місяців тому

    If there was more than 12 days,...
    Dressing up like Santa
    I'm thinking they didn't include that because there was another song about that on the same album.

  • @walidattia708
    @walidattia708 Рік тому +2

    THIS IS TOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA

  • @thomastarwater2989
    @thomastarwater2989 Рік тому

    CHARITIES!!!

  • @Sandy-cb6zc
    @Sandy-cb6zc Рік тому +1

    Chocolate covered Cherries