As someone who once worked at a candy shop, I can confirm that everything in this video is absolutely, without a doubt, 100%, blatantly true. I was in charge of keeping the mechanical caterpillars happy.
"After the Vietnam war, Bob lost his will to live after his whole squad got captured and tortured to death on christmas day, thus, the job he pursued."
Hey, uhh, you forgot the part where they crush the candy canes so the disappointment in your face slowly grows as you peel back the plastic, only to reveal a pile of broken peppermint pieces.
I can see it now... the torn off piece of the script in the paper shredder reading: "the tears from your face as you realize you will never be able to actually hold the candy cane is what the producers take to make the white part of the candy cane."
"The candy is heated and rolled into a fat log, similar to one you would find in my toilet." I love this, and the fact the Mario brothers help make candy canes. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 stars.
You know I never thought about how they were wrapped but having them wrapped then curved makes sense. It also explains why it’s fucking impossible to unwrap them without breaking the hook.
3:33 made my heart melt for that robot, and then I realized that a not sentient being, and a homosapien’s voice saying that it’s the robot’s first day is making me say “awww”, and now if I talk anymore I’ll spiral into talking about my life regrets
All joking aside, this just blew my little mind. I had no idea the hook was made after they were wrapped, and now that I know I can't believe I ever would have thought otherwise.
"exept for bob here, he just dosent care." his mind be like: bloody hell "its rolled into a log, similar to the one in my toilet" LOL "here is this robot clumsily putting them in, don't make fun of him its his first day"
Oh my gosh, I’ve just binged your channel. You caught me on the bread episode and never let go. This is so messed up - and it’s incredible!!! Great videos.
So, we eat rubber and baby powder that is evenly distributed by the machine so it is not detected by our tastebuds. Then, it is put together with animal parts by the Super Mario bros and then fed into a machine once again. The candy rope moves on its own in a snakelike fashion to ward off predators, but is eventually chomped into pieces regardless. This voiceover. 😅🙃
I found this out when I saw some kosher marshmallows and wondered what’s the difference. Apparently kosher marshmallows use fish gelatin instead regular gelatin which can contain pork.
When I was in the mental hospital for a two weeks (this was during Christmas two years ago) the workers showed us this video but it was the original. And when I got home I said to myself “yo let me go watch that video again” and I thought this was the right video and I lost my actual shit watching it😭
That's ridiculous, you're doing the math wrong. This is what you get when all these kids rely on calculators for everything. I'll show you how it's done. 100 10 01 0 goes into 0 1 times so we write 1 -------------- 1 goes into 0 zero times so we write 0 101 now we carry the 1, and that gives us a total of 101lbs.
1:22 ik it ruins the joke but if anyones interested heres why: more air is folded into the candy, creating more surface area for your tongue to taste or whatever the bubbles reflect more light making it white
bob is a chad, he doesn't care if the machines cut of his arm, he still takes the candy as fast as possible, because he loves his work not because he wants his 50 cents per hour and some extra pennies if his boss is happy
I saved this video to watch later like a year ago thinking it was an actual informational video and only just now came across it, was not expecting the de-evolution and professional chaos. Love it 10/10
I didn't know I needed this in my life. Never heard of this channel and was almost believing most of it until "fat log" 😂 My family and I look forward to many more views
3:33
Please don’t make fun of him. It’s his first day. And he’s trying his very best.
Thank you
Don't make fun of him
Swear to god i herd Homer Simpsons voice when he said it XD
Like no one ever was
He's doing a great job. I think he has a promising career in the candy cane packaging field.
"It's his first day, and he's trying his very best."
Why did this sentence make me say 'Awww', and feel sorry for the robot?
I know, he's so...gentle (may not be the word I'm looking for) about it.
@@MickeyMallone.
Thats IS the word you're looking for
:P
Stupid robot
gasp
@@flamingpi2245 fuck you
As someone who once worked at a candy shop, I can confirm that everything in this video is absolutely, without a doubt, 100%, blatantly true. I was in charge of keeping the mechanical caterpillars happy.
I should know, I was one of many caterpillars.
The candy is stretched because if we didn’t stretch it, everyone would become a god by the pure power of it
Heartworn Fox i can confirm this, as i was the strecher
How much did you have to pay the super Mario brothers
Oh I was in charge of the candy cane folding machine with bob and that idiot almost got himself killed multiple times
I always appreciate how it starts off like an actual tutorial then slowly gets more concerning before you realize it’s not what it seems lol
@@apropripinquo Ok
Kinda like newer HowtoBasic videos.
I just love how he delivers his jokes so calmly, like he’s professional
Cuz he is
What jokes?-
Jokes?
“This 100 pound block of candy is enough to make 10 candy canes”
Me with my 10 pound candy cane
Me with my assorted box of 10 pound candy canes
Do candy canes really cost that much?
@@spectrickx1678 pounds as in american lbs
@@JacobHorn-wp6md yes, that was the joke.
Ponos
"Then, the gelatin is folded overtop the candy by the Super Mario Brothers"
**WAHOOO!!!**
*ALL CANDY CANES, CANDY CANES*
It's A Candy Cane Luigi,You Didn't Make It Alone
2:02
I was about to write that
Man, I died at this part
"Except for Bob here, who just doesn't care anymore."
"After the Vietnam war, Bob lost his will to live after his whole squad got captured and tortured to death on christmas day, thus, the job he pursued."
there's a little bob in all of us...
wait a minute
I felt that.
so funny dude
"Then the gelatin is folded on top of the candy by the super mario brothers."
“Except bob here, he just doesn’t care anymore.” Lol I can’t
Lol
I can
me
Meme material
Lkukkkkkkkkkkkknjjkkk
“The candy is heated and rolled into fat log similar to one that you can find in my toilet”
I can’t 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I respect that robot, he is trying his best.
I wanna hug that robot, he's tried so hard and needs to know we are all proud of him
And thus, we avoid
*DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN*
@@Hesric More human than human.
He definitely deserves a promotion
Praise the singularity
Hey, uhh, you forgot the part where they crush the candy canes so the disappointment in your face slowly grows as you peel back the plastic, only to reveal a pile of broken peppermint pieces.
That's my favorite step if I'm being completely honest
I can see it now... the torn off piece of the script in the paper shredder reading: "the tears from your face as you realize you will never be able to actually hold the candy cane is what the producers take to make the white part of the candy cane."
Yeah, I had to change my socks yesterday after discovering small fragments of candy stuck all over the bottom of them.
wait, so like, not in your ear? oh, that's just me...
All too real
Those robots always amaze me.
1:34 heard what he say
yeah the mario bros robot was really cool
The filler or the rinser
Personally, my favorites are the filling machine and rinsing machine
“The candy is heated and formed into a big log, similar to one you would find in my bathroom.”
I swear this dude needs so much more respect
Toilet*
The commentary in this video is just golden 🤣 Here’s some good time stamps:
1:05
1:33
2:02
2:37
2:50
3:21
3:27
2:02 "then the gelatin is folded over top the candy by the super mario bros." I have died of laugh
Same lol
That killed me
Aye oh! Oh aye!
oh, I didn't know it had gelatin in it.
DUDE THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT MADE ME DIE
Wait, isn’t the curve meant to serve as a handle in the event the candy cane needs to be an emergency shiv?
It is, I know from experience. Those crookers are what saved my life!
Those things can get almost as sharp as your average internet trolls nose
the canes automatically turn into shivs as you peel off the wrapping
No. Theyre obviously emergency crowbars.
Let's all agree that Candy canes are a multi use tool.
"The candy is then rolled into a fat log, similar to the one you'll find in my toilet"
10/10 dialogue lol
Is this a penis joke? Lmao
@some one no its a poop joke
Fuuuuuuk why did i ask fml lmao
I just took massive shit I felt like everyone needs to know
@@lostandgone9929 you have been heard, my friend
"The candy is heated and rolled into a fat log, similar to one you would find in my toilet."
I love this, and the fact the Mario brothers help make candy canes.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 stars.
apparentley the mario bros gave up plumbing because it was boring
You know I never thought about how they were wrapped but having them wrapped then curved makes sense. It also explains why it’s fucking impossible to unwrap them without breaking the hook.
3:33 made my heart melt for that robot, and then I realized that a not sentient being, and a homosapien’s voice saying that it’s the robot’s first day is making me say “awww”, and now if I talk anymore I’ll spiral into talking about my life regrets
Poop
@@pantzrat6273 i agree
Mood
@@pantzrat6273 couldn't agree more
All joking aside, this just blew my little mind. I had no idea the hook was made after they were wrapped, and now that I know I can't believe I ever would have thought otherwise.
I bet april fools will just be a normal How its made episode but with huggbees voice.
Don't you mean....
ANDREW
He did that last April fools
How It's Actually Made - How It's Actually Made
@@caseyking8394 He did? I gotta see that.
@@Dedjkeorrn42 I believe it was the 'how it's made: fishing line' episode
1:34 “the candy here is folded into a fat log, the one you seem to find in my toilet”
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
I give my respect to that robot who’s trying his very best.
"exept for bob here, he just dosent care." his mind be like: bloody hell
"its rolled into a log, similar to the one in my toilet" LOL
"here is this robot clumsily putting them in, don't make fun of him its his first day"
Wow, congrats for watching the video
No one here is talking about how it’s partially made of _rubber._
@@I-can-not-art It's not whatever rubber you're thinking of either. There's no rubber in it at all - it's a joke!
Don't worry, it's organic rubber👍
@@OlivettiLinea98TypeWriter also non-gmo, all natural, kosher, low fat, low sodium, low sugar, and vegan
i hope you’re joking
Ikr
"Then, the gelatin is folded over top the candy by the Super Mario Brothers."
As a Nintendo fan, this made me laugh. 😂
Oh. I forgot to add the time stamp.
2:01
Same
Me too lol!😂
@@Aidandude top tip, try to edit it since you aren’t hearted or anything
They went from saving the princess to making candy canes.
0:13 stop- rubber? I've been eating rubber every Christmas? Dude that's hot
2:10
"Or enough for someone like your mother"
2:00 "...by the Super Mario Brothers" I actually wheezed, Huggbees never ceases to amaze.
These videos are more educational than school
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access : you don’t learn a damn thing at school that will help you. Oh love your name by the way.
More entertaining too.
Yes they never taught me about the mechanical caterpillars
@@AllenHerpTV
Skool nvr did mee nnuthin!!!!
@@Jamie-tx7pn nope other than tell nothing but lies, saying Indians and pilgrims got along and had a big fancy feast together.
1:46
The fact that this is true for almost all candy companies
yea when he said that i was like "Thats true though?"
Wait
The funniest jokes he tells
Are the dead serious ones XD
WOAHH!!!!!
Yeah, so we basically just ate bones and skin from animals without realizing it earlier. Kinda disturbing if you ask me.
Oh my gosh, I’ve just binged your channel. You caught me on the bread episode and never let go. This is so messed up - and it’s incredible!!! Great videos.
So, we eat rubber and baby powder that is evenly distributed by the machine so it is not detected by our tastebuds. Then, it is put together with animal parts by the Super Mario bros and then fed into a machine once again. The candy rope moves on its own in a snakelike fashion to ward off predators, but is eventually chomped into pieces regardless. This voiceover. 😅🙃
If I’ve learned anything from lofty pursuits, then the white color comes from trapping air bubbles in the candy.
5ilverstreak SHSHSHSHHHhhhhshshshhhhhhh it’s the calcium in the sugar becoming bones, which are predominantly white
actually its the souls of the darned
it is not because of the air bubbles , it's the dandruff flying in air get caught inside
no it's mostly jizz
And they taste better because the bubbles create more surface areas !!
"please dont make fun of him. Its his first day and he is trying his best." 😂😂😂
ur making fun of him :(
Wait Santa doesn’t make them :(
ShartPants
Nah, everyone knows it’s the Mario bros
this all takes place inside santa's factory, obviously
The Mario bro’s go to Santa and they put on costumes so people don’t know it’s them
Not after the government shot him down. Now it's all corporate money grabbing
I was told Jesus makes them when I was younger. Because if you turn a candy cane upside down, you'll get a "j." J for Jesus.
2:05 " By The Super Mario Brothers " Nah Bro i cant gagging
0:39 no one:
The wax
inside my ears at 3am right after I have found a good posision:
You sound so serious that I can’t tell when your joking.
They didn't have the jingle balls for it
Underated bro
I wonder how long it’d take to eat 100 pounds of candy cane, or 10 candy canes in simpler terms
Depends. How long does it take to get to Simpler Terms, and do you need a passport to visit for confectionery-related self-abuse purposes?
roughly 4 years.
3 minutes
a good 2-4 minutes on a good day
E
"then the gelatin is folded over top the candy by the super mario brothers"
10000/10 dialogue save some respect for dis man
"Except for Bob here, who just doesn't care anymore" 😂
People that watch lofty pursuits: "its cause it fold thousands of air bUBBLES THAT REFLECT THE LIGHT MAKING IT WHITE"
yessss
Yess!! Also it does make it taste better because there is more surfaces the flavor is enhanced making it taste better!!
“Except for Bob he doesn’t care anymore”
I relate
0:59 bob is fearless.
"so the workers have to be very careful removing it from the machine, except for bob here, he doesn't care"
I just stumbled upon this channel and I love it.
“Candy flesh hooks”
Him: “Made from boiled animal tissue and cartilage.”
Me: WTF
Facts.
thats true *Sips tea*
True fact: Gelatin is made from animal collagen extracted from animal bones and flesh. He's not joking
@@ujaashroychowdhuryroychowd2998 lord that’s crazy-
I found this out when I saw some kosher marshmallows and wondered what’s the difference. Apparently kosher marshmallows use fish gelatin instead regular gelatin which can contain pork.
Teacher: What did you guys learn over winter break?
Me: I learned how to make candy cane......
Comedy genius right here.
👆
You again
“The candy is heated and rolled into a fat log, similar to one you’d find in my toilet.”
Golden.
When I was in the mental hospital for a two weeks (this was during Christmas two years ago) the workers showed us this video but it was the original. And when I got home I said to myself “yo let me go watch that video again” and I thought this was the right video and I lost my actual shit watching it😭
"Similar to the one you'll find in my toilet." I lost it there lol
What a nice robot 3:44
3:28 lmao that seems like such an inefficient, overengineered solution for that simple job?!?! I just can't even fathom :D
When he said "a fat log like in my toilet" I wasn't expecting that 🤣😭
For a solid minute I was sitting here like “Did they allow this guy to say this on tv?”
Please, be nice to the robot.
1:05
*Except for B.O.B here*
"This 100 pounds block of candy is enough to make 10 candy canes"
10 *Americandy Canes
Now I want to see the size of a 10 pound candy cane...
technically its true.. its ENOUGH to make 10 candy canes
I mean he's not wrong
We all know he is not wrong. When has he ever been wrong? This man talks science legit 100%
That one peice of gum under the table:
1:17
2:42 snek
“Except for Bob here who just doesn’t care anymore” I feel you Bob
2:43 well that turned into "How we make food" to Animal Planet real quick.
"Then the gelatin is folded over top the candy by the super Mario brothers" Im dying. 🤣🤣🤣
I dint realize he was joking until he said "except for Bob here, who just doesn't care anymore".
2:10 so your telling me one candy cane is 10 pounds? OMG! I always wondered why they were so heavy!
Aye pfp twins
@Shadela sigh or sign?
That's ridiculous, you're doing the math wrong. This is what you get when all these kids rely on calculators for everything. I'll show you how it's done.
100
10
01 0 goes into 0 1 times so we write 1
-------------- 1 goes into 0 zero times so we write 0
101 now we carry the 1, and that gives us a total of 101lbs.
Yo
*Suggested: Gingerbread Houses | How It's Made* (0:46)
Were you unable to download the video for some reason?
2:22 looks like big bacon
mmm yummy
Everyone we should be very proud of the robot. He did good on his first day :)
frrr
“Then the Gelatin is folded on top of the candy by the super mario brothers “
LMAO
2:50
Is this the National Geographic channel
2:05 OMG THEY REALLY DO LOOK LIKE MARIO AND LUIGI!!! 😂
1:22
ik it ruins the joke but if anyones interested heres why:
more air is folded into the candy, creating more surface area for your tongue to taste or whatever
the bubbles reflect more light making it white
...
No one asked though
that was very fun to know, thanks!
That’s cool.
👁👁
Can 100% confirm Bob doesn't care anymore
literally king of deadpan
Please don’t make fun of him. It’s his first day, and he’s trying his very best.
am i the only one that came from that animatic?
Me ▪︎v▪︎
Me lmao
bob is a chad, he doesn't care if the machines cut of his arm, he still takes the candy as fast as possible, because he loves his work not because he wants his 50 cents per hour and some extra pennies if his boss is happy
I don’t even know what makes me want to watch these
I love these videos I wish a teacher would just use it thinking it was a learning experience and that would just make the whole class laugh
2:03 Mario is fed up from saving peach so he just makes candy canes with Luigi now💀
you fool this is just crest toothpaste 2:34
i love how these start relitively normal and then just go down the s**t hole from there
Me: first watching Huggbees
Also me: oh this is like telling us how they make it
Into the video
Me: this is just a troll
The extra commentary is awesome
I saved this video to watch later like a year ago thinking it was an actual informational video and only just now came across it, was not expecting the de-evolution and professional chaos. Love it 10/10
0:07 do what?
I didn't know I needed this in my life. Never heard of this channel and was almost believing most of it until "fat log" 😂 My family and I look forward to many more views
This might be my favorite one, it's the most plausible-seeming one. It's the one I use to trick people into thinking these are legit.
“rolled into a fat log similar the the one you find in my toilet”
The logs in my toilet: *m e l o n g circle*
his videos are becoming more how it’s made then actual parodies
As a teacher with a really screwed up sense of humor, I really wish I could show these videos to my classes😂
0:20
Me: he is mixing cocaine and pee
Narrator: starch and peppermint oil
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
2:02 this new mario party minigame looks dope
“ Exept for Bob here” broke me
1:29 Here, to relax a bit, Bob f__ks the candy blob... (Full scene removed)
What happened to the scene
2:29 Classifying this as [SAFE]
nothing wrong here
nope, nothing