Borat - Dating Service Skit

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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  • @tjovadevalivat
    @tjovadevalivat 10 років тому +13753

    There is a chair. The chair walk, with a shoes. Lalalalala. He walk on the street. The chair is a-walking. Yes.

    • @ONIKdeftones
      @ONIKdeftones 9 років тому +410

      tjovadevalivat YES

    • @adrianwisa6084
      @adrianwisa6084 7 років тому +1237

      This joke is even funnier in the written form.

    • @monkey220ms
      @monkey220ms 7 років тому +480

      tjovadevalivat "I shoulda tell dis joek?" "probably not" lmaoo

    • @kovalevisgod
      @kovalevisgod 7 років тому +23

      So good.

    • @Rickusty
      @Rickusty 6 років тому +240

      best joke ever. Gonna re-use it with my future dates

  • @freakylocz14
    @freakylocz14 4 роки тому +1995

    He had me at "I will give you television remote control." 😍

    • @maq3009
      @maq3009 3 роки тому +85

      No Joke though.....that’s a great privilege.

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 3 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @WillPower46
      @WillPower46 Рік тому +23

      My wife will NEVER get my remote!

    • @jonothandoeser
      @jonothandoeser Рік тому +15

      That was a lot of knee touching by the woman

    • @ITSSIRWAN86
      @ITSSIRWAN86 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Btt8
    @Btt8 9 років тому +8228

    Borat's face after he said no Jew loooool

    • @ONIKdeftones
      @ONIKdeftones 9 років тому +79

      Pritpal Desai Yes but no Jews! cant stop laughing!

    • @qlihqnkvs4066
      @qlihqnkvs4066 8 років тому +15

      +Pritpal Desai yeah i noticed that too :D hilarious :D

    • @YakiMasala
      @YakiMasala 7 років тому +37

      lost it on this expression

    • @STYLITALWAYS
      @STYLITALWAYS 7 років тому +2

      Btt
      😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Essa5225
      @Essa5225 7 років тому +53

      2:37

  • @michaeljordan9460
    @michaeljordan9460 Рік тому +390

    *"No history of retardation in family" 😂😂😂😂*

  • @VDViktor
    @VDViktor 5 років тому +2012

    Can you imagine how much self control is needed to act out a character like Borat and dont burst out laughing? What a great actor

    • @Snip3r97
      @Snip3r97 2 роки тому +7

      Broooo - imma learn to do this.

    • @Minadis1
      @Minadis1 2 роки тому +5

      @@pashadyne so deep

    • @joebuckaroo82
      @joebuckaroo82 2 роки тому +31

      I feel he is probably channeling his actual self.

    • @retroliftsprs
      @retroliftsprs 2 роки тому +5

      He is so under-rated

    • @gr8nazi
      @gr8nazi Рік тому +14

      Imagine the people working behind the camera, they all must be dying inside

  • @JFKLEGACY
    @JFKLEGACY 9 років тому +3050

    "I like a shoot dog"
    Jenny: Snoop Dogg.
    Borat: "SHOOT, SHOOT DOG. HAHA

    • @snehalkrishnan618
      @snehalkrishnan618 6 років тому +6

      JFKLEGACY ROFL!!!

    • @ryankines9407
      @ryankines9407 5 років тому +9

      🐶🔫

    • @raras889
      @raras889 4 роки тому +7

      shoot dope?

    • @rohit1701d
      @rohit1701d 4 роки тому +15

      She should be given an award just for keeping a straight face when he said that! Who on earth would want to shoot a dog?!?! and why?!? Here doggy ... dog comes wagging his tail... BANG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @javierperalta7648
      @javierperalta7648 3 роки тому +2

      @@rohit1701d I know plenty of people who shoot dogs. Mostly farmers

  • @tomb407
    @tomb407 5 років тому +3123

    In Alabama, that insecticide deal would definitely open a conversation

  • @3hutp
    @3hutp 3 роки тому +356

    'It's a funny image"
    'Should I tell this joke?'
    'Probably not'

  • @traveees
    @traveees 10 років тому +2863

    The look on Borat's face at 02:38 after he tells her "No Jews" kills me everytime!

    • @yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998
      @yourlordandsaviouryeesusbe2998 5 років тому +10

      Lol😂

    • @kennyran1
      @kennyran1 5 років тому +43

      Yeas. No jew

    • @titokipyegon329
      @titokipyegon329 5 років тому +70

      @@advguilhermecardoso His character is a Muslim, and he is drawing on the existing hate between Muslim and Jews.

    • @Rottensparrow
      @Rottensparrow 5 років тому +73

      @@titokipyegon329 no, he isn't muslim, I think he is christian orthodox

    • @AFA111
      @AFA111 5 років тому +56

      @@Rottensparrow He's a Jew. COHEN surname comes from Jewish culture.

  • @AutodidactEngineer
    @AutodidactEngineer 3 роки тому +3830

    The chair joke is better than most Tik Toks

  • @DanielDanij2010
    @DanielDanij2010 12 років тому +962

    Borat - You remind me my wife..
    Date - Your previous wife?
    Borat - Yes.
    Date - Ahahahaha!
    Borat - Why you laugh, she dead..

  • @memoli1524
    @memoli1524 3 роки тому +278

    I love how she carefully writes down “tight like a mans anus”

  • @alaminmughrabi84
    @alaminmughrabi84 6 років тому +1975

    6:16
    borat: my kham, my sack is a heavy.
    she: how old is your child ?

    • @pearlmax
      @pearlmax 5 років тому +374

      She's a smart lady. She know the older a child gets, the heavier the father's sack.

    • @iloveeveryone8611
      @iloveeveryone8611 5 років тому +90

      pearlmax
      I never would’ve connected the two sentences together. Lol

    • @amjan
      @amjan 5 років тому +45

      "my hram"

    • @khary30
      @khary30 5 років тому +9

      amjan what’s hram lol

    • @user-iv9xw3vs6c
      @user-iv9xw3vs6c 5 років тому +21

      Jason Morgan in Russian hram is a temple)

  • @fabianfischer4229
    @fabianfischer4229 5 років тому +2647

    "I like table tennis. I like shoot dog."
    "Oh, Snoop Dog?"
    "No, shoot".
    "Ah, OK."
    WTF? Cracks me up every time.

    • @jacobhenrichon5542
      @jacobhenrichon5542 4 роки тому +24

      He said "shoot dope", like doing heroin

    • @ResIntellecta
      @ResIntellecta 4 роки тому +176

      @@jacobhenrichon5542 No, I think he was referring to killing dogs.

    • @DanishJerk123
      @DanishJerk123 4 роки тому +94

      @@jacobhenrichon5542 No, he didn't. It's a reoccurring joke of his, which is often mentioned in these sketches. Dog-shooting is on his top 10 list of activities.

    • @jacobhenrichon5542
      @jacobhenrichon5542 4 роки тому +9

      @@DanishJerk123 Oh OK then...

    • @tigerdoug9789
      @tigerdoug9789 4 роки тому +13

      Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐

  • @TheNo85307
    @TheNo85307 8 років тому +1733

    ''I will crush her'' - YOU WILL CRUSH HER?! XD

    • @STYLITALWAYS
      @STYLITALWAYS 7 років тому +16

      TheNo85307
      DEEEAAAAD 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @B1astFriend
      @B1astFriend 4 роки тому +11

      why you laughing?

    • @Zenaku
      @Zenaku 4 роки тому +8

      @@B1astFriend Because it's comedy you scumbag

    • @arekkusutsuki1119
      @arekkusutsuki1119 4 роки тому +10

      Zenaku she’s dead. Why you laughing?

    • @Jesus-sg3bi
      @Jesus-sg3bi 4 роки тому +2

      @@Zenaku ..........

  • @AmsterdamStyledotCom
    @AmsterdamStyledotCom 2 роки тому +271

    I love how the woman went with her face to his shoulder, respecting a handshake of a culture that does not exist hahaha
    She is awesome.

    • @lucwijngaard8413
      @lucwijngaard8413 Рік тому +20

      Borat has his own culture

    • @AmsterdamStyledotCom
      @AmsterdamStyledotCom Рік тому +8

      @@lucwijngaard8413 aint that the truth hahahahahaha

    • @maq3009
      @maq3009 10 місяців тому +8

      She was classy though. I like classy women.

    • @AmsterdamStyledotCom
      @AmsterdamStyledotCom 10 місяців тому +3

      @@maq3009 yes! I totally agree.

    • @breadboy6598
      @breadboy6598 9 місяців тому +3

      You guys, as a Turk I want to say that handshake does exist and is commonly used here.

  • @XxINCHAINSxX
    @XxINCHAINSxX 16 років тому +737

    "Even though I am big... like a can of pepsi."
    He gets me every time!

  • @cockoffgewgle4993
    @cockoffgewgle4993 7 років тому +3369

    That woman has significant plough experience.

    • @redbaron827
      @redbaron827 4 роки тому +69

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @neilmarshall3071
      @neilmarshall3071 4 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adriant.7457
      @adriant.7457 4 роки тому +20

      Someone pls explain what is this verbs making here other than working in the field? 😅

    • @ck-xf6ku
      @ck-xf6ku 4 роки тому +24

      @@adriant.7457 sex

    • @javierperalta7648
      @javierperalta7648 3 роки тому +16

      Maybe plumbing experience

  • @thecioff7
    @thecioff7 8 років тому +3864

    This is still so funny 10+ years later but now it would probably offend everyone.

    • @GordonHeaney
      @GordonHeaney 7 років тому +366

      Who cares? Fuck'em, funny is funny

    • @IfritOnly
      @IfritOnly 7 років тому +6

      Tyler Durden omfg LOL

    • @josephlubas5368
      @josephlubas5368 6 років тому +104

      Yes, Barack Obama has turned us into a haven of political correctness

    • @ZC.Andrew
      @ZC.Andrew 6 років тому +65

      Which of course is why it's even FUNNIER now!

    • @koljia3120
      @koljia3120 6 років тому +33

      Tyler Durden maybe it‘s possible to be liberal and find this funny

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 3 роки тому +404

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate what a top-notch professional Sharlene Talbot was in this.
    Sacha pulled out a lot of moves to try to crack her, but she adapted perfectly to all of it. 👌

  • @Aegisoul
    @Aegisoul 3 роки тому +1233

    I remember watching this 14 years ago when I was a kid. Now I'm a depressed adult with a mortgage

    • @manicciluxuryautostyling
      @manicciluxuryautostyling 3 роки тому +17

      lol

    • @leam89
      @leam89 3 роки тому +18

      Samesies

    • @jaffnamixer
      @jaffnamixer 3 роки тому +68

      Wow how many of us are on the same shitty boat. -_- this won't last long

    • @zak11107
      @zak11107 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @Finezjanto
      @Finezjanto 3 роки тому +78

      At least you can afford it.. Some of us still living with their parents at the age of 44

  • @cyberlord64
    @cyberlord64 6 років тому +679

    7:40 I like how Sharlene handled every bit of Borats lines so gracefully. How you maintain a straight face under these circumstances is beyond me.

    • @jesusimposter9603
      @jesusimposter9603 2 роки тому +13

      Do you know what it means to have “plow experience “?

    • @BRV-25
      @BRV-25 2 роки тому +30

      @@jesusimposter9603 "Plough Experience" could be related to farming

    • @jesusimposter9603
      @jesusimposter9603 2 роки тому +9

      @@BRV-25 is it good for a woman to have this experience?

    • @davidschmidt1793
      @davidschmidt1793 2 роки тому +18

      @@jesusimposter9603 Borat is pretty much saying he wants his wife to work on the field,as a farmer

    • @AboveEmAllProduction
      @AboveEmAllProduction 2 роки тому

      Wtf is sharks 🦈

  • @SundownTE
    @SundownTE 7 років тому +2784

    Damn she is like the perfect office lady

    • @rossmarshall6960
      @rossmarshall6960 4 роки тому +396

      Saucy secretary. Very much plough experience

    • @dan003
      @dan003 4 роки тому +98

      Big O Very true fine Sir, very true. I would love to see her on the casting couch!

    • @tigerdoug9789
      @tigerdoug9789 4 роки тому +62

      Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐

    • @ruh8659
      @ruh8659 4 роки тому +62

      I think her and Sasha did some plowing after filming

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 4 роки тому +45

      @@ruh8659 That leg touching was plenty good.

  • @adrianroldan6093
    @adrianroldan6093 3 роки тому +77

    That hand rubbing and sings before 'sexy time' gets me all the time. He is a freaking genius

  • @elgee6202
    @elgee6202 3 роки тому +559

    "My khrum - my sack - is a-heavy."
    "How old is your child?"

    • @mtkn744
      @mtkn744 3 роки тому +23

      When he said that, she was very interested 😁

    • @_MohdJack
      @_MohdJack 3 роки тому +2

      Hahahahah

  • @eriksonsmash
    @eriksonsmash 8 років тому +1069

    A chair walking down the street would actually be pretty terrifying.

    • @nthomas87
      @nthomas87 5 років тому +42

      eriksonsmash especially with shoes

    • @markvigo1747
      @markvigo1747 5 років тому +7

      Not that much if it's anything except crocs

    • @stupendous7848
      @stupendous7848 5 років тому +8

      i think it would be funny

    • @tigerdoug9789
      @tigerdoug9789 4 роки тому +3

      Haha, very nice 👍 high five 🖐

    • @trollsometimes9789
      @trollsometimes9789 4 роки тому +3

      I would love a gif of a chair with shoes kinda moving

  • @NESherv
    @NESherv 8 років тому +824

    I looked up Sharlene Talbott after watching this. She actually died in 2004 at the age of 54, which must have been shortly after this sketch aired. Too bad, she seemed like a nice person.

    • @osvaldotatarinsky6319
      @osvaldotatarinsky6319 7 років тому +180

      Sucks to hear that. Yes she seemed very agreeable.

    • @christinahorton289
      @christinahorton289 7 років тому +121

      Rest In Peace Charlene Talbott. I hope she is at peace now she seemed so sweet :(

    • @TheStonerosesHQ
      @TheStonerosesHQ 6 років тому +22

      I don’t think it’s the same lady who died

    • @maximusp210
      @maximusp210 6 років тому +5

      Omgg how did she die????

    • @jerome0929
      @jerome0929 5 років тому +8

      Is she didn’t die in 2004 she definitely dead by now 2019

  • @JD-xh2by
    @JD-xh2by 2 роки тому +52

    “Your previous wife? Hahahaha” “Why you laugh? She dead”

  • @jeremyw9218
    @jeremyw9218 8 років тому +443

    holy shit, that chair joke was fucking hilarious. I'm going to use that on my next date.

    • @sdaafasfad
      @sdaafasfad 2 роки тому +43

      So 5 years on Jeremy - I take it you used the joke, got married and are living a very happy life?

    • @kriswantoro6249
      @kriswantoro6249 2 роки тому +4

      Probably not! Instructor said

    • @Wabbelpaddel
      @Wabbelpaddel 2 роки тому +3

      @@sdaafasfad Nah, he likely commited sea side.

    • @Denchanter
      @Denchanter 2 роки тому +4

      @@Wabbelpaddel how would you commit sea side?

    • @Tendertroll1
      @Tendertroll1 Рік тому +1

      I didn’t get the joke? Can you explain it to me please.

  • @marcfedak
    @marcfedak 14 років тому +110

    The second dating agency lady did not seem to get flustered by Borat and actually answered his questions gracefully and with respect. You have to give her credit for that.

  • @RolfCityDirtHunt
    @RolfCityDirtHunt 10 років тому +621

    THE CHAIIRRR HAS AH SHOOESSS IT IS WALKING!

    • @AllCockGaming
      @AllCockGaming 9 років тому +57

      LA LA LA LA

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 7 років тому +10

      lolaoalaolaoalal huheuhuehuehleohelhoe

  • @norbnar7197
    @norbnar7197 3 роки тому +102

    The "chair joke" kills me every time.🤣🤣🤣

  • @princeofruins3287
    @princeofruins3287 8 років тому +5711

    She had zero plough experience... i don't buy it.

    • @poland1230
      @poland1230 7 років тому +79

      Looooool.

    • @jamesroboyle
      @jamesroboyle 7 років тому +54

      kshitiz Singh it's experience using a field plow lol

    • @bicualexandru246
      @bicualexandru246 7 років тому +132

      You must never trust a woman's words!

    • @Napalm38382
      @Napalm38382 7 років тому +266

      If she lie, I crush her.

    • @moriart13
      @moriart13 7 років тому +5

      for now

  • @3rdeyefocused
    @3rdeyefocused 7 років тому +453

    "If she cheat on me...I will crush her!!!" 😂😂😂

    • @pabloparra2484
      @pabloparra2484 4 роки тому +2

      I thought he said "shit" on me

    • @maq3009
      @maq3009 3 роки тому +2

      Borat’s About me on Tinder: “If she cheat on me......I will crush her!!!!
      Women on Tinder: “Ohhhh yes, tell me more.”

    • @3rdeyefocused
      @3rdeyefocused 3 роки тому +1

      @@pabloparra2484 no....."shit on you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sorexlozen8968
    @sorexlozen8968 5 років тому +433

    When she nodded and said “no Jewish, okay.” That really got to me.

  • @juliansandler4569
    @juliansandler4569 3 роки тому +112

    The chair joke was genuinely hilarious

    • @sammyhill69
      @sammyhill69 28 днів тому +1

      It's definitely a funny image!

    • @tuneboyz5634
      @tuneboyz5634 28 днів тому +1

      @@sammyhill69 Should I tell this joke?

    • @sammyhill69
      @sammyhill69 27 днів тому

      @@tuneboyz5634 Probably not!

  • @PauloNideck
    @PauloNideck 6 років тому +2259

    Jenny is a hottie

    • @kennyran1
      @kennyran1 5 років тому +393

      I would like entry to her vagine

    • @youngrastapeacebr7509
      @youngrastapeacebr7509 5 років тому +9

      Achei que eu era o único brasileiro por aqui hahahahahahaha

    • @vipsvipsa1330
      @vipsvipsa1330 4 роки тому +46

      It’s my mom please don’t talk this way about her

    • @irarelyupload6930
      @irarelyupload6930 4 роки тому +4

      Vips Vipsa Thats my mom 4Weird

    • @Jayce_Alexander
      @Jayce_Alexander 4 роки тому +34

      @Truth Hahaha she's hotter than anyone you'll ever have.

  • @whiteshadow59
    @whiteshadow59 10 років тому +712

    the chair is a walking !!

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 3 роки тому +309

    “If she cheat on me...I will crush her!” “Honey, we American women don’t have plow experience” “no jew”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus the quotes in this segment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 3 роки тому +10

      And Borat's face after she says "No Jewish. Ok" 2:38

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 3 роки тому +5

      More emojis please

    • @SadBheeseChurger
      @SadBheeseChurger 2 роки тому +1

      Plough experience should be standard

  • @johnames6430
    @johnames6430 3 роки тому +109

    I wish I could lose my memory so I could watch these again for the first time! What a joy it was discovering these interviews back on youtube in it's early days!

    • @bnote1990
      @bnote1990 2 роки тому +1

      My biggest wish 😫 first time I cried laughing

    • @q7jdwomfvkbj74
      @q7jdwomfvkbj74 Рік тому

      nonsense

    • @blondie9422
      @blondie9422 2 місяці тому

      I visibly remember I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard when I first watched the movie

  • @patrick1428
    @patrick1428 13 років тому +101

    What makes me laugh even more when watching these videos is the fact that Sacha Baron Cohen has to act like Borat/Bruno/Ali G before the cameras are even rolling. The length he goes to for footage is extraordinary and pure genius. He takes comedy to a whole other level

  • @MatthewCaligari
    @MatthewCaligari 7 років тому +714

    That first dating agency chick was gorgeous.

  • @erko78
    @erko78 10 років тому +1680

    I'd like to plow jenny

  • @bernardmedeiros3974
    @bernardmedeiros3974 3 роки тому +96

    Everytime I'm stressed I come back here to have a laugh. Gotta love the creativity and talent of SBC.

  • @josh24441
    @josh24441 5 років тому +86

    "Even though I'm big? Like a can of Pepsi ". Lol!!!

  • @MrBeachwaves
    @MrBeachwaves 4 роки тому +145

    Borat is so bloody hilarious! Can’t believe Borat 2 is coming out!
    Jenny definitely likes to butter up her clients. Can’t count the number of times she touched Borat on the thigh.

    • @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
      @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 3 роки тому +50

      She wanted that big can of pepsi

    • @cerenb7909
      @cerenb7909 3 роки тому +10

      yeah what the hell was that

    • @user-vv1do1wg1j
      @user-vv1do1wg1j 3 роки тому +2

      @@cerenb7909 i liked it

    • @johnames6430
      @johnames6430 2 роки тому +21

      nah some women are just friendly, remember this was at a different time in society when people could touch without getting MeToo'd.

    • @dd-hp5oj
      @dd-hp5oj 2 роки тому +5

      @@johnames6430 Actually she was just trying to upsell her company.

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 3 роки тому +356

    Something tells me Jennie has plenty of plow experience

    • @Mircose
      @Mircose 2 роки тому +6

      she is so damn sexy.. haha.. nice comment.

    • @ianpollard4501
      @ianpollard4501 Рік тому +6

      10

    • @JizzWizzable
      @JizzWizzable Рік тому +1

      Hahaha 😆

    • @justschr
      @justschr 7 місяців тому

      There’s a huge difference between being strong on plow and being plowed strongly

  • @bobdobalina838
    @bobdobalina838 Рік тому +35

    F-ing comedy genius. Was laughing out loud Uncontrollably through most of this, on the verge of tears.,God I miss those days.

    • @RadislavPirgozliev
      @RadislavPirgozliev 5 місяців тому

      Thou shalt not adulterize. The relationship must be loyal. Thous shalt not covet thy neighbor's he kindred/Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's she kindred. They are already in a relation so they must upkeep it properly. Tears also indicate cathartic prayers so you're on the right track and path. Amen selah! 😇

    • @MarceloLaraM
      @MarceloLaraM 3 місяці тому

      😂🎉 same

  • @DEVILMATE1996
    @DEVILMATE1996 7 років тому +184

    “No jew” and then that :c face made me die lmaooo

  • @bigdaddycmoney
    @bigdaddycmoney 10 років тому +175

    Plow experience is a must!

  • @jamesroyle6888
    @jamesroyle6888 6 років тому +993

    "American women don't have plough experience" lazy.

    • @russ6847
      @russ6847 5 років тому +41

      Jenny obviously never been down south. Lol

    • @shodak9445
      @shodak9445 4 роки тому +14

      @@russ6847 and they still don't have plow experience unless they're 50 year old Mexican dudes

    • @ekrano8746
      @ekrano8746 4 роки тому +3

      What is plough experience? I actually don't know lol

    • @savagewendigo8936
      @savagewendigo8936 4 роки тому +17

      @@ekrano8746 a tool that plows the ground for farming. Tied to a a horse or mule, it breaks up the ground to allow for planting seeds

    • @techtitanuk5609
      @techtitanuk5609 4 роки тому +15

      Shes been ploughed plenty

  • @L0CALDRUGMAN
    @L0CALDRUGMAN 2 роки тому +38

    I have watched this thousands of times and its still as funny as it was watching this first time 🤣

  • @pokerface7840
    @pokerface7840 4 роки тому +102

    "My sack is heavy." "How old is your child?"

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 Рік тому +1

      How the fuck did those two sentences follow each other

  • @viciousmixes3965
    @viciousmixes3965 4 роки тому +45

    The chair joke is one of the funniest things I've seen to this day

  • @smeermr9647
    @smeermr9647 3 роки тому +52

    I like how he just disregards everything he learned on those dates

  • @ccc-hk6gz
    @ccc-hk6gz Рік тому +26

    The dedication is INSANE. He risks his life SPRINTING in a busy NY street in broad daylight for some laughs. INSANE and REVOLUTIONARY. No other like this guy.

  • @michelod.i.y.5202
    @michelod.i.y.5202 4 роки тому +182

    He is such a talented man to not burst out laughing

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 4 роки тому +96

    “I like shoot dog.”
    (Smiles) “You like Snoop Dogg?”
    “No, shoot dog.”
    (Loses smile) “Oh.” (Writes something in her notebook)

    • @kajisherpa6749
      @kajisherpa6749 3 роки тому +1

      she must hav written snoop dogg bcoz u cant write he likes to shoot dog😅😅

  • @mansukhdeep
    @mansukhdeep 10 років тому +712

    I like SHOOT DOG!! Lol!!

    • @viksword8686
      @viksword8686 7 років тому +17

      Mansukhdeep Thind snoop dogg? No SHOOTdogg xd

    • @acatfrompoland5230
      @acatfrompoland5230 5 років тому +1

      I think he means “shoot duck” as like a sport

    • @TheWallsocket
      @TheWallsocket 5 років тому +12

      CatGods no, he means shoot dog. Watch the one where he goes to an animal shelter to adopt a dog, and when looking at one he asks the lady what the best way to cook it is.

    • @turtleanton6539
      @turtleanton6539 4 роки тому

      Snoop Dogg???

  • @HakTunes
    @HakTunes 2 роки тому +22

    One of the funniest characters ever created in life!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GuyFerzOfficial
    @GuyFerzOfficial 3 роки тому +71

    Borat: "My sack is heavy"
    Woman: "How old is your child?"

  • @Metalpazallteway
    @Metalpazallteway 5 років тому +57

    "All races, except for Jew..." ahahahahah she almost burst out laughing in the trollolol

  • @kurdyyy6822
    @kurdyyy6822 7 років тому +328

    why you laugh she dead
    im loling
    this guy is the funniest ever

    • @shawnreed7876
      @shawnreed7876 5 років тому +6

      @@clycoo That's what your mom told me last night.

    • @musicmarvel
      @musicmarvel 5 років тому

      Shawn Reed 🤦‍♂️

    • @tirkooo
      @tirkooo 5 років тому +1

      @@clycoo turks look Arab but want to be Mongol

    • @patel894
      @patel894 4 роки тому

      Was looking for this comment

  • @bjv93
    @bjv93 3 роки тому +26

    That chair joke made me laugh harder than I have in a long time lmaoooooo

  • @dr.moonrocks154
    @dr.moonrocks154 4 роки тому +32

    “Even though I am big, like a can of Pepsi” lmao 😂😂

  • @Chthonian121
    @Chthonian121 7 років тому +375

    "I'm big like can of pepsi"

  • @navdeepbajwa3830
    @navdeepbajwa3830 5 років тому +155

    7:11
    Borat: How do I know if she want me to take her ✋👋👏👐
    Lady: Go to bed with her??
    Borat: Sexy time, yah!

    • @ibuprofen303
      @ibuprofen303 4 роки тому +8

      Those hand movements he did...

  • @jmg6012
    @jmg6012 2 роки тому +35

    This shit never gets old. Its just as funny now as it was the first time I watched it.

  • @drumtum
    @drumtum 3 роки тому +26

    We need more Borat in 2021. It´s a sick world.

  • @jenlans
    @jenlans 4 роки тому +60

    He’s so proud when he says ‘no Jew’ lolol

  • @stevetayler8833
    @stevetayler8833 2 роки тому +40

    Only an American would not realise he is taking the “piss” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @richgerow3472
      @richgerow3472 2 роки тому +11

      Ehh, I don't know about that. Borat throws off a lot of the Brits he interviews too.

    • @pcakes1878
      @pcakes1878 4 місяці тому

      he did the same skits in the uk originally

  • @Dogboy73
    @Dogboy73 3 роки тому +62

    Borat does better at speed dating than I do.

    • @sunday1409
      @sunday1409 3 роки тому +2

      "Wag wan piff ting, whats ur bbm" and ur all set

  • @Bones98
    @Bones98 7 років тому +40

    I like to play a table tennis. I like a shoot dog.
    Her: Snoop Dogg!
    Borat: Shoot dog - shoot.

  • @pabulum28
    @pabulum28 17 років тому +23

    My favorite part is when Borat tells the chair "joke" and then the lady's like "It's a funny image," and then Borat's like "It is nice." It's just hilarious the way he does that..."It is niiiiice.":)

  • @ianmattl
    @ianmattl 9 місяців тому +3

    “My sack is heavy”
    “How old is your child?”

  • @daniellos333
    @daniellos333 15 років тому +23

    its insane how he can keep character without laughing or showing any sign of fail, he´s so fucking serious, hes the funniest man alive man...

  • @Raskolnikovtzs
    @Raskolnikovtzs 4 роки тому +30

    This dating part should last longer. It's hilarious.

  • @PLOttawa
    @PLOttawa 5 років тому +20

    If your date doesn't laugh about that chair, they're not the right one. That's brilliant. Lol.

  • @williamkjwilliamkj1815
    @williamkjwilliamkj1815 Рік тому +19

    Some of the funniest moments of my life. This man is a genius.

  • @ShatteredDimensionz
    @ShatteredDimensionz 10 років тому +157

    BEST. JOKE. EVER.

  • @kayser152
    @kayser152 12 років тому +24

    He's a comedy genius for real. This is classic!

  • @6r0ck19
    @6r0ck19 4 роки тому +9

    The awkward goodbye at the end had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matero4life2019
    @matero4life2019 3 роки тому +23

    The Dating service woman totally understands borat and it’s hilarious 😂

  • @sixstringsdown67
    @sixstringsdown67 11 років тому +79

    "plough experience", "tight" , "no history of retardation". Excellent!

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 3 роки тому +104

    “I like in the mouth very much” 😭😂

  • @EmyLaGargola
    @EmyLaGargola 5 років тому +198

    That Jenny is smoking hot

  • @nbvw3
    @nbvw3 2 роки тому +15

    The creepy, uncomfortable handshake at the end is significantly underrated!

  • @simeonnedkov894
    @simeonnedkov894 5 років тому +34

    - My hrum is heavy.
    - How old is your child?

    • @johnny_5inco
      @johnny_5inco 4 роки тому +2

      Direct correlation oh hrum being heavy to age of child

  • @vinxcxcxcxc6354
    @vinxcxcxcxc6354 5 років тому +57

    3:07 Little did she know a decade later Tinder will prove this to be false

    • @LOL60345
      @LOL60345 3 роки тому

      i mean to be fair, if you go tthere you are already perverted.

  • @lakernatic88
    @lakernatic88 6 років тому +18

    LMAO 🤣 at the awkward hug and creepy smile at the end hahaha

  • @Bendwow
    @Bendwow Рік тому +7

    1:33 "We can still take half your money, but you can't crush us" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tisdue
    @tisdue 4 роки тому +60

    This man is a mad genius

  • @michaelplein3617
    @michaelplein3617 4 роки тому +4

    😂🤣This fella is super Clever, genius of comedy

  • @disneymumau
    @disneymumau 4 роки тому +21

    Watching this to forget about my toxic family. He always makes me laugh.

  • @fasilkhan1854
    @fasilkhan1854 2 роки тому +4

    'She must be tight like a man's Anoos'....im dying!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @mrrealistyes1819
    @mrrealistyes1819 4 роки тому +15

    Man when i wanna laugh i still come back to this guy its how such sad times we live in isnt it

    • @anonamatron
      @anonamatron 9 місяців тому

      Too bad his recent stuff is just political nonsense, because the old stuff was gold.

  • @christianroy5663
    @christianroy5663 4 роки тому +32

    Years after this film was released, I taught myself to read the Cyrillic alphabet and when I rewatched some of the movie's clips, I learned that the Cyrillic fonts are pure bullshit and just appear to be random letters thrown together. Eeshkfye Fipvshnum (Borat Sagdiyev) HAHA!

    • @abzalamangos2049
      @abzalamangos2049 3 роки тому +1

      That's true. However the sequel got it right

  • @willcookson2194
    @willcookson2194 5 років тому +13

    I’ve watched this so many times and I still don’t know what he’s going to say next 🤣

  • @JoJo-bt9qg
    @JoJo-bt9qg 3 роки тому +20

    " the chair , walks " literally azamat bagatov in subsequent movie film

  • @anthonyh2884
    @anthonyh2884 3 роки тому +19

    “I am uh big like a pepsi can” 😂🤣