@@Julaeable or if you're naturally sadistic like i am. The only reason i don't divorce people is because (If I don't have cheats on)1:Wasted all that time 2:The gold.But it is pretty rewarding for them to get pissed at you! If i have cheats on..... That's a whole different story, because I can marry, have kids, divorce, see them for reaction, grind them up,turn the kids into doves and wipe their memory and repeat! No, i really don't care, the online reason I married Sebby first is because I feel pity for him and so he can watch me marry everyone else!(even Robin lol.)
You can plant trees in very odd places without mods, in winter. Random worms everywhere, leaving the ground hoed. I’m making the enchanted woods populated with regular trees. The slimes hate me xD
Hi! When i first started playing the game, i usually played 6 hours daily, i enjoyed it. Now, i didn't play for weeks, but i still watch your videos to remember the game and just to enjoy every minute of it, so thank you! You are a funny and creative guy.
@@VISIONARYDEV1 i think in coding they would be seen as different items. You can copy or "instance" something, which means that it borrows code and art for whatever you want to copy, but instancing still takes up memory. stardew is a pretty small game so 10.000 crops with no movement runs fine but there's been a few times were 10.000 or more DROPPED items do weird things to the game. And i think some of the weird animal things he did also make it lag pretty bad. I think it just depends on how much code each "item" has. (a pig would probably have a lot more then corn, and corn that needs to react to a magnet might possibly have more code then the static corn crop you harvest it from) that's just a guess though.
16:15 "I can't get the cranberries" Cranberries? CRANBERRIES!? IN SUMMER!? Either crops aren't affected by the seasons in town, or one of DFs mods makes planting in the wrong season possible.
Go to the timestamp I put, he was likely referring to the tomatoes. They simply look like cranberries. (And yest I know I was wrong, but so were you ;P )
Me when DF makes fun of the other villagers: YES get him, Sebastian is a vampire loser lol Me when DF makes fun of Shane: HEY! Watch it. That's my husband.
wheat actually is my favorite crop, super cheap to buy, grows really fast, you get hay to feed your animals, and you can make beer, which takes a day to brew and sells very well
The more i watch this channel, the more parallels i see between DF and Flowey from Undertale. Eventually he's going to mod in the ability to murder everyone.
great video man! haven't been watching as much lately due to my adult i wanna play shooters with blood and things, but i always stray back to stardew valley and i love to watch your stuff before i play. lol this probably wasn't your best idea though bro !!
Looks like you need the Chests Everywhere mod that lets you access the shipping bin and any chests you own from anywhere. That way you don't have to keep going back to the farm to drop stuff off.
Dude I've been watching ur vids for a while but didn't subscribe, but I finally decided to because I love your content so much and its so funny to watch
If you expect multiple trips to the shipping bin you could install 'chests anywhere' that allows you to access any chest, including the shipping bin, with one tab on a button. that way you don't have to go back and forth.
'thats enough for 3 and a half divorces'
I can't even divorce one person without getting upset
*DF you scare me sometimes*
Practice, a lot of practice
Well when people make a game with every single character have There own personality and heart warming development, it can really get to you.
@@Julaeable or if you're naturally sadistic like i am. The only reason i don't divorce people is because (If I don't have cheats on)1:Wasted all that time 2:The gold.But it is pretty rewarding for them to get pissed at you! If i have cheats on..... That's a whole different story, because I can marry, have kids, divorce, see them for reaction, grind them up,turn the kids into doves and wipe their memory and repeat! No, i really don't care, the online reason I married Sebby first is because I feel pity for him and so he can watch me marry everyone else!(even Robin lol.)
Same. I made plenty of acc cos I wanna get married to all bachelors/bachelorettes without divorcing them.
Yep so true
"i have standards"
*marries every living human, a goblin, and a shadow monster*
and shane, don't forget shane
Krobus is bean
and a pam
He has standards, they’re just low!
he has standards but not high standards since he didn't use the deluxe fertiliser
"this is the third best wedding i've ever had"
adiosian msp I want to hear the two best xD
@@golden2977 My money's on #1 being the first time he installed the skip mod.
SwirlyPinwheel hahaha yeah true
I wanna say that marrying Pam was somewhere on the list
@@oxyzee4091 agreed. Im so late lmaooooo
I thought mumps has ALREADY fertilized the entire town...
I am crying 🤣
Heheheheheh
Haaaaaa!!! Good one
That was the people, this is the plants....now all he needs are the animals
Mumps also likes hoeing
Someone needs to make a mod of Stardew Valley called "The DangerouslyFunny Mod" in which the NPCs react to the various things you do.
YES OH GOD PLEASE
That would be amazing
Get the chests mod so you can access every chest and the shipping bin wherever you are!
and the one mod that lets you plant everything everywhere and anytime
yes, even in the winter
*G R E E N*
DF: Ah. Beautiful.
I can't be the only one who finds that thumbnail so aesthetically pleasing.
I dont think you have gone farm enough!!
Hi thumbnail queen
These puns always make me grin.
COVER THE WHOLE MAP IN SWEET JEM BERRIES
This combined with mega farm mod would be going too far lol
Df: doing the tedious and dumb things so we don't have to.
DF I'm convinced you dont eat, sleep, or clean for how much time you have on your hands
@Johan Jacobs "When you realize you don't have to sleep, your mind just expands" - Eric Andre
@Johan Jacobs Or, you know, catch up on sleep because that's necessary.
12:33 "I don't know how to do that and I'm too lazy." Says the man who worked hours on getting crops to grow all over town. XD
HOLY CRAP! Is that actual effort and time put into making a farm look nice and actually very satisying? It can't be, it has to be clickbait.
Now I want to farm the beach! And the desert, and the quarry, and....
MARNIE
PAM
Yo momma!😂
The Mines
“Bye Shane! No ones gonna miss you!”
Me, chasing after him off the map: I’ll miss you! Come back! 😂😂
Are we aleardy at the "SKYRIM" stage with Stardew already?
MOD it till it breaks?
You can plant trees in very odd places without mods, in winter. Random worms everywhere, leaving the ground hoed. I’m making the enchanted woods populated with regular trees. The slimes hate me xD
Hehe im the 69th liker :P
I wonder if you can get giant crops in the town... Would be interesting to see DF test this out.
Pam destroying giant melons
DF... now we need every spot in the map full of rare seeds!
YES
Yes officer, this video right here.
yeah fertilize the entire town...
now you have to clear your farm and use different color plants to do pixel artwork across the whole area
Hello this is pure insanity.
Jesus could walk on the water.
DF hoed the water. With a tractor.
You know...If an idea takes to long, you can always upload a face reveal
YES
am i the only one that doesn't like face reveals
@@dezmondborgman7030 me too
@@dezmondborgman7030 eh it's mostly just a meme with DF anymore
@@ladyshaylala3870 i know but i dont like them in general
Love how you're always bound to find something random in DF's house in every video, like some freaking trees inside the house.
They need to add parrots to the list if animals you can own because think about it they would be the only animal that doesn’t get in your way.
Now we need a mod that makes bombs hoe every tile they reach.
Watching all the trees fall down in waves was overwhelmingly satisfying
Watching this time and again never gets old. You make me laugh every day with your great ideas
Hi! When i first started playing the game, i usually played 6 hours daily, i enjoyed it. Now, i didn't play for weeks, but i still watch your videos to remember the game and just to enjoy every minute of it, so thank you! You are a funny and creative guy.
his farm is what gerrymandered districts be looking like
What kind of computer do you have to run this monstrositie xD
Im not grammar nazi but its monstrosity
Also this really wouldn’t even be laggy since crops are not entities
He uses an 2012 MacBook Air
@@VISIONARYDEV1 i think in coding they would be seen as different items. You can copy or "instance" something, which means that it borrows code and art for whatever you want to copy, but instancing still takes up memory. stardew is a pretty small game so 10.000 crops with no movement runs fine but there's been a few times were 10.000 or more DROPPED items do weird things to the game. And i think some of the weird animal things he did also make it lag pretty bad. I think it just depends on how much code each "item" has. (a pig would probably have a lot more then corn, and corn that needs to react to a magnet might possibly have more code then the static corn crop you harvest it from)
that's just a guess though.
Thank you for spending so much time on this. How would I fall asleep otherwise. Thank you so much haha
df sounds so proud, when he is clearing the trees. i love it.
16:15 "I can't get the cranberries"
Cranberries? CRANBERRIES!? IN SUMMER!?
Either crops aren't affected by the seasons in town, or one of DFs mods makes planting in the wrong season possible.
Blueberries. He means blueberries. Cranberries are autumn
Go to the timestamp I put, he was likely referring to the tomatoes. They simply look like cranberries.
(And yest I know I was wrong, but so were you ;P )
Me when DF makes fun of the other villagers: YES get him, Sebastian is a vampire loser lol
Me when DF makes fun of Shane: HEY! Watch it. That's my husband.
"I might be losing a little bit of wood into the river" meanwhile, Pelican Town is being consumed by the great wooden tsunami of 2018
watching the trees go down is incredibly satisfying
Mumps hoing himself on his tractor from one edge of town to the other, leaving no eligible NPC unturned... sounds just about right.
jesus CHRIST this is an amazing amount of plants
What's a town worth of mixed seeds worth?
I love the amount of work you put into your games not just star do but the extreme amount of work you put into all of them
on the too far scale i will put is 8/10
"Oh good. Here comes my crap." Honestly you are a mood
"can't tell you how much fun I'm having doing this especially the second time." DF, you da best!
"if I'm not breaking the game, I'm not doing it right" 😂
Hey DF, can you grow giant crops in town?
wheat actually is my favorite crop, super cheap to buy, grows really fast, you get hay to feed your animals, and you can make beer, which takes a day to brew and sells very well
3:48
DF out of context
"this isnt the beach and you dont have any friends"
Ancient Seed. Every single spot on the whole map. What's it worth?
I listen to your videos for relaxation. Your voice is very soothing. ;)
The more i watch this channel, the more parallels i see between DF and Flowey from Undertale. Eventually he's going to mod in the ability to murder everyone.
That touch of amazing sarcasm makes everything better
Thank you😌
"...because I really don't wanna do anymore hoeing at this point" HAD ME DYING! YOU ARE TOO HILARIOUS OMG 💜💜💜
Next up: filling the town with rare seeds!
"I'll leave you to determine which seed I replaced with starfruits"
"Man it better be hay"
*checks*
yeah got it in one
The town looked really beautiful with all the different crops.
Well, DF, you know what they say... "Choose your mods in haste, repent at your leisure."
First u returned the gorilla to its home and now your feeding and nurturing it?!
You holy soul. Yoba bless you sir
I wish I could like this one more than once for how much effort you put into it
I think I’d rather prick myself with needles than have to redo all that
I love how after he figured out what was wrong you can LITERALLY HEAR HIM LIKE FACE PALMING OUT OF FRUSTRATION/DEFEAT
DF: **planting millions of trees**
Mr. Beast: are you challenging me!?
Has enough time to do this but not download a stardew valley map screenshot thing
great video man! haven't been watching as much lately due to my adult i wanna play shooters with blood and things, but i always stray back to stardew valley and i love to watch your stuff before i play. lol this probably wasn't your best idea though bro !!
Omg! The modded bike is sucking up all the wood like a tornado! XD
*when team trees gets to your head*
"It should be okay, it's such a small radius."
"I can't even see where I'm going"
~dangerouslyfunny
“If I’m not breaking the game, I’m not doing it right.”
-DF
i love how chaotic your world in stardew valley is
The reminds me of that ed ed and eddy episode were they fill the town with grass
A summary of DF's ideas: thinks it won't take effort but then it does.
The entire Mullner family lives on that one tile.
Looks like you need the Chests Everywhere mod that lets you access the shipping bin and any chests you own from anywhere. That way you don't have to keep going back to the farm to drop stuff off.
What are you doing with this game is not a just play, is art.
Dude I've been watching ur vids for a while but didn't subscribe, but I finally decided to because I love your content so much and its so funny to watch
When a good idea goes too far is just the name of every video you make.
Team trees would have been proud until you destroyed them.
The chopping of the trees was satisfying
Your town looks like modern art with all those regular blocks of random crops.
I need a montage of funny DF moments. When he realized he messed up, and when the hoing was gone
The commentary is golden.
Man, that was cool af. Thanks for making this.
"It gets better every time!" Me watering my 250 blueberry seeds
*The value of trees in town is 187k gold.*
*Or 3 and a half divorce*
*LMAO
I like your dry humour.
2:40 Robin when she sees the amazon rainforest
Taking down the trees looked oddly satisfying.
If you expect multiple trips to the shipping bin you could install 'chests anywhere' that allows you to access any chest, including the shipping bin, with one tab on a button. that way you don't have to go back and forth.
i really recognize your hard work with this channel, i love your content. keep it up! :D
I can't even help Elliott to dispute your accusation at him lol. I'd stare at some stuff just because I suddenly find them interesting, I guess.
now you should to fill whole town with sweet gem berries and figure out the worth
haha guessed it
Now it's time to do it with the most profitable crops.
AHA!
Mumps seeds:
Melons tomatoes blueberries pepper raddish poppy spangle hops corn sunflower red cabbage and star fruit. HES MISSING WHEAT!!!!
Two DF Stardew uploads in one weekend?! Hell yeah!!!!
Not gonna lie lol I loved how the town looked =) was fun to watch
A new currency comparison, how many divorces will that get me. 😁
The end result looked life a patchwork blanket. It's gorgeous. 😍😍
Well, at least now when Pierre says it grew in his backyard he won't be lying.