3:12 to perfectly appreciate this you need to remember that canon CP is a tiny ball of rage who joined he Mavericks because he was bored and it sounded fun. He then resented his placement even then as he left because he was alone in the South Pole just waiting. TL,DR: this is the antithesis of cannon CP and that is hilarious Edit half a year later: turns out a surprisingly large amount of early Mavericks are like this. Wheel Gator is violent and just wanted to tear things up, Bubble Crab was a greedy ***hole and rival to WG, etc.
@@robertnelson9599 Darwin Award is for people who do shit stupid enough that it would get themselves killed, proving Survival of the Fittest. Mavericks laughing at Mega Man is liable to get them killed for laughing at the guy who was sent to kill all of them. Hence, Darwin Award.
*someone out there who loves and cares about you* Light says this despite the fact that he's dead and knew he would be dead by the time megaman x got out of his testing pod
He built the robot masters from 2 and 5, he and light built the ones from 3 (except Shadow Man), and he built half of the ones from 7 and 8. So yeah, a lot of them he at least helped to build, the rest being either stolen or modified for combat (so he gave them the weapons they use).
this isn't technically wrong (apart from the ''my"), but typically adjectives come before the substantive in spanish, different from english, where they always come before, and is probably why he said it like that in the first place.
Dr. Light is lowkey pure evil. Makes a sentient robot capable of feeling uncomfortable fabrics, seals that robot away for decades, makes that robot an itchy sweater, then guilt trips the robot to wear the sweater knowing he'll be itchy, laughed at, and beaten up for wearing the sweater. At least Dr. Wily was honest about being an evil prick.
I'm really surprised that after all this time there were no dark bits featuring Zero. Seriously, the dead girlfriend jokes alone that these guys could make.
Chill Penguin being chill is the best thing ever. I watch these Megaman ones all the time. I will admit I wish there were some involving Zero, Storm Eagle, and Cutman but I love all these.
@@titanictnt7476 His weakness is also bottomless pits too. I get it’s a parody, but if they used spike man or just make a stage with a floor with just spikes, a stage where it’s just a bottomless pit, or Kevin could have been Spike Man.
10:11 In case anyone is wondering: A gynecologist is a doctor that specializes in sexual health for women. They're basically the people who do internal and external examinations of the vagina and uterus to find problems like tumors, diseases and infertility for a diagnosis or to heal. The male equivalent of a Gynecologist is a Urologist. EDIT: fixed time stamp
I love all of these.. I downloaded the entire dorkly "movie" on my phone. Please dont ever stop making these. I'd LOVE to see yall make a metal gear, tomba, oddworld, etc skits with your hilarious talents. You guys are to videogames what teamfourstar is to Dragonball Z.
If you turn up the volume you’d notice he makes a sound each time he’s injured. I assume (light says this) that X and Zero are as close to human as he could achieve. They independently think and have emotions.
Mega Man: Fine. I’ll wear the sweater. Did you at make it with like laser proof fibers or something? Professor: I made with snuggles and love. Mega Man: Are those laser proof? Professor: They are not. So.... good question. Me: I’d be impressed if the professor can even make snuggles and love laser proof!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Contents: 0:01 "The Best of Mega Man" 1:33 "Mega Man Gets a Portal Gun" 2:40 "MegaMan Needs To Go" 3:11 "Chill Penguin Is Chill" 4:50 "Mega Man Meets The Wire" 5:56 "MegaMan Tutor" 6:25 "Breaking Mega" 7:30 "Mega Man X Charged Too Much" 8:50 "If Dr. Wily Had An Assistant"
@@xenobestx8423 he could be serious. I myself 20 years old don't know anyone famous or any TV actors or famous movie actors. I'm not really a mainstream guy tbh.
So happy I'm not the only one who got those references from The Wire. It's been far too long since I finished that show and all of those scenes came back to me.
well technically all the robot masters were designed to work on the city and rebelled when they were destined for scrap, Dr Wily didn't actually build them
From 7:34-8:50 my absolute F***ing favorite!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 “Holy sh*t! You need to fire that thing right now!” With a little voice crack genius! Proceeds to laugh at him-💀 Replayed it several times now.
Weeel... Rockman isnt entirely a robot... as far as i remember he was a child that was turned into one... but still keeping the human parts. X on the other hand is a reploid and that is an actual robot
Wow, Mega Man got his own portal gun. Now we just need a cross over where he teams up with that mute, murderous monster Chell against Wiley and Glados. That is if Glados can keep herself from killing Wiley with sentry turrets and nerve gas. And who knows, maybe they will get rewarded with cake at the end.
@@cpyairsuss5728 Spikes contain an electrical charge that cause Mega Man to split up into his flashy death circles if he comes in the slightest contact with them.
Hahaha I like chill penguin
No
@@link796 No
@@akselai hay
So do i
Ok
"Can you just go back to trying to killing me?"
My whole life summed up in a single sentence.
Man, that's deep
Same..
I agree
Woah almost cut myself with all that edge there bud
It's funny because you are acting edgy, like your life is shit and trying to be relatable.
3:12 to perfectly appreciate this you need to remember that canon CP is a tiny ball of rage who joined he Mavericks because he was bored and it sounded fun. He then resented his placement even then as he left because he was alone in the South Pole just waiting.
TL,DR: this is the antithesis of cannon CP and that is hilarious
Edit half a year later: turns out a surprisingly large amount of early Mavericks are like this. Wheel Gator is violent and just wanted to tear things up, Bubble Crab was a greedy ***hole and rival to WG, etc.
Mettaton’s Agent I really dont wanna be that guy but “canon” is the word you want.
jaden da finger autocorrect doesn’t want to grammar apparently I’ll go fix it
And also to perfectly appreciate it you need to remember X is a pacifist
yet WG and BC fight together in X Challenge (yeah I know it's not canon)
Boomer Kuwanger also pretty much did it for "fun"
That hook is pretty sweet.
IKR!
Honestly, it's the best part about being Chill Penguin
I know, right?
I mean, it's all you need in life honestly, a nice hook.
Aww man I love that hook.
“All the Mavericks will laugh at me.”
All the Mavericks will win the Darwin Award, Megaman.
I don't get it.
@@robertnelson9599 Darwin Award is for people who do shit stupid enough that it would get themselves killed, proving Survival of the Fittest. Mavericks laughing at Mega Man is liable to get them killed for laughing at the guy who was sent to kill all of them. Hence, Darwin Award.
They laughed at me for wearing a sweater. I laughed at them for wearing their circuits on the outside ( o)_( o)
@@lenni01 Nice
It doesn't matter if he's going to kill them anyways
Ice penguin is my favorite. "Man I love that hook"
Isn't it "Chill" Penguin?
@@reshirockzero4869 I dont care what his name was.. it was funny. Enjoy the skit smh...
@@General-fw7gq But the joke is double layered. "Chill" Penguin. And he's "chill".
Donkey: "love that boulder"
X: "man I love that hook"
Seriously guys, you all should chill
*This video is a blessing*
truy
No u
*someone out there who loves and cares about you*
Light says this despite the fact that he's dead and knew he would be dead by the time megaman x got out of his testing pod
He did love Megaman. And its logical to assume he loved X too.
Not to mention Canon X would love the sweater
@@luigifan001 well i meant the pod says this as if light loves him in the present tense when in the present
He's not alive to love him
Dr. Light should've given him the ultimate armour instead
@@bipbilla7699 Ultimate Sweater
@@luigifan001 then dr. Light will make a sweater for zero instead of the black zero ability
I love “Mega Man X Charged Too Much”. Remains one of my fav shorts, especially for the ending.
it is one of those things that was rattling around in our heads since childhood. thank god we finally had a way to make it into a video
Can we get a return of that blast in another video? That would ‘ve be a great running gag
Why doesn't Sigma get a assistant... Oh yea he hates humans
Then someone has to build Reploid Kevin
@@redhope10 I REALLY want that vid
Sigma has an obsession with X (And later Zero and then Axl) so he doesn’t want him to die.
I was wondering who Dorkly could give the assistant to next. Sigma is a prime candidate.
Kevin: Sigma how is killing off the human race help the future?
Sigma: uh I dunno?
(illusion 100)
Chill Penguin: Award for most calm maverick
They are gonna watch Big Lebowski with Bong Racoon!!
that was what he was like *BEFORE* he went maverick
I would love the sweater. Don’t worry Dr. Light.
He made it with snuggles and wuv.
Portal man is actually a good idea for a mega man boss
Also Willy didn't make the robot masters
He built the robot masters from 2 and 5, he and light built the ones from 3 (except Shadow Man), and he built half of the ones from 7 and 8.
So yeah, a lot of them he at least helped to build, the rest being either stolen or modified for combat (so he gave them the weapons they use).
Yeah it is
Brick he actually did make game 2’s
Dr. Willy? 🤣
@GibranRaptor72 1: Light 2: Wily 3: light and wily 4: cossack 5: Wily 6: wily X 7: Wily 8: wily 9: light 10: wily
5:34 Legendary scene from "The Wire." Dorkly y'all are too cold for this one!
That scene was tuff
should be called "enough megaman clips to breach the 10 minute mark, and not a single one more"
I think it would have been funny if X's supercharged fireball interrupted a Megaman video and the Hardhat robot says "Damn, that's still going?"
If i correctly understand, the Hardhat robot is called Mettaur
No, it's called a met
@@parkerburton5572They have many names.
Canon X would love the sweater
3:35
Chill Penguin: .. Floor..
*Chill Penguin is Floor Gang confirmed*
AAHHH--OOHH!!!
Capcom please give us X9 and legends 3. Volnutt is still trapped on the moon.
This person is speaking the right words.
Don't forget that Axl is dead in X8
@@frostyamaki5700 he's not
Zero is dead too you know
Zero always die no matter what
"How's my pony tail lookin, Rock?"
RIP Snoop! Best tv villain of all time? Quite possibly.
Do you know what that reference is?
Having Sam voice Dr. Light is really on-the-nose 😂
4:30 and as you can see here, the Maverick virus in effect
i guess youre right
i guess youre right
The hook really tied the room together.
The people who say “how can MegaMan feel itchy” IF YOUR A FAN OF THE X SERIES YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT X IS A ROBOT WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS AND FREE WILL
That’s uhhh no that’s it’s nothing to do with emotion it’s just he uhhh if you haven’t noticed he’s uhhh kinda got metal skin
@@wify0241...thank you Leonard
@theunboxingfox9120, he's more human than most today. Sad, really.
“Me casa su casa my azul hombre”
Mi*
this isn't technically wrong (apart from the ''my"), but typically adjectives come before the substantive in spanish, different from english, where they always come before, and is probably why he said it like that in the first place.
@@CarpeDiem-hy2ej chill penguin did pronounce it like "my" though
Jorge William woooooosh
Heh heh muy bien. Muy bien
Dr. Light is lowkey pure evil. Makes a sentient robot capable of feeling uncomfortable fabrics, seals that robot away for decades, makes that robot an itchy sweater, then guilt trips the robot to wear the sweater knowing he'll be itchy, laughed at, and beaten up for wearing the sweater. At least Dr. Wily was honest about being an evil prick.
Actually that sweater gave him an advantage while a maveric will laugh he has the opportunity to attack 🤣👍
I love how gun man is just mega man from the first games cover art
I'm really surprised that after all this time there were no dark bits featuring Zero. Seriously, the dead girlfriend jokes alone that these guys could make.
Chill Penguin being chill is the best thing ever. I watch these Megaman ones all the time. I will admit I wish there were some involving Zero, Storm Eagle, and Cutman but I love all these.
I want more dorkly parody based on Metroid
Father Brain _is_ a classic.
Yes of course, but he make 1 parody...
10:05
I dont wanna be "that guy"...wait...i LOVE being "that guy" but if mega mans a robot why does he have blood?
Red Oil
Also, how is he weak to guns? Everyone knows his weakness is spikes. Also, every enemy he ever faced has a gun.
@@titanictnt7476 they shoot lemons he got shot by a bullet
@@titanictnt7476 His weakness is also bottomless pits too. I get it’s a parody, but if they used spike man or just make a stage with a floor with just spikes, a stage where it’s just a bottomless pit, or Kevin could have been Spike Man.
The Mega Man x Wire crossover went over so many people's head when it first came out
10:11
In case anyone is wondering:
A gynecologist is a doctor that specializes in sexual health for women. They're basically the people who do internal and external examinations of the vagina and uterus to find problems like tumors, diseases and infertility for a diagnosis or to heal.
The male equivalent of a Gynecologist is a Urologist.
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The portal man idea for mega man looks really awesome
This makes me wanna hop back on the megaman games lol
This is friggin' hilarious! You just earned youself a new subscriber! 😂😂😂
Finally that Dr. Willy ending I desperately desired for so long!
1:36 Portal Man, but he's a combination of Metal Man, Top Man and a portal gun. Great.
Antes i see the 2:07 in that boss figth
5:08 Excuse you, that was my brother
2:09 poor splash woman
6:15 i don’t know that megaman can also use human abbilities
Wait, he killed a human.
X: enters
Sigma: see sweater
Sigma:laughs
X: defeats signa with x buster
Sigma: ded
X: wow this sweater is helpful
So wait 10:23 in the Dorklyverse.... Dr Wily's been all up n around Rolls Robo-Cunny?! That is uh.... really uh... lol
Megaman is a robot, he can’t itch
7:16 He should've been "Lightenburg"
mega man portal and chill penguin being chill, crhistmas present and the rest are SO MASTERPIECE
Mega Man dies at the end.
@GibranRaptor72 series*
Literally he dies
@GibranRaptor72 no shit
It's a John dies at the end reference
... of endgame
5:08 that "Oh Shit!" always gets me
2:58 you really see those writings on the wall about calling a number to have a good time....hahajahaha
1:36: Stage Start
*I WANT BONG RACCOON IN THE NEXT MEGA MAN X GAME!!!!!!!!!!*
And Hoodie Cobra
I think it’s “Bomb” Raccoon.
@@theolopesvaraschin9033 woooooooosh
4:56: Photoman Incoming
Wait, how can a robot bleed?
Some kind of fluid the robot needs that is placed in the body like blood?
Megaman Zero says... Hey.
Profusely, apparently.
It's red oil probs.
Did he shoot a spike bullet?
1:38: Boss Battle
Where's the one where he dies at the e-
Whoops, wrong channel.
Chill Penguin is the ultimate bro.
He should’ve just said he didn’t wanna get it damaged in the fights
1:49: Stage Clear
Can you just go back to trying to kill me? I made it with snuggles, and wuv.... Robot Mavericks!
Best quotes
I like hie protoman just picks up the hard hat (whatever he's called)and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get past it
I love the X bits!
XoXo
I love all of these..
I downloaded the entire dorkly "movie" on my phone.
Please dont ever stop making these.
I'd LOVE to see yall make a metal gear, tomba, oddworld, etc skits with your hilarious talents.
You guys are to videogames what teamfourstar is to Dragonball Z.
How can a robot get itchy?
Science
Nanomachines, son!
" *feels* , think, and act on themselves."
Ok.
If you turn up the volume you’d notice he makes a sound each time he’s injured. I assume (light says this) that X and Zero are as close to human as he could achieve. They independently think and have emotions.
I now
Really feel like the “for a good time” on the wall should’ve said GutsMan
Penguin is the best there is and if he was like that in the game(s) I would chill with him everyday for the rest of my life without a doubt
are they laser proof?
Dr. light: dat's a good question
Mega Man: Fine. I’ll wear the sweater. Did you at make it with like laser proof fibers or something?
Professor: I made with snuggles and love.
Mega Man: Are those laser proof?
Professor: They are not. So.... good question.
Me: I’d be impressed if the professor can even make snuggles and love laser proof!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:54: Power Up
8:28 That pose is X when he slides instead of dashing.
Contents:
0:01 "The Best of Mega Man"
1:33 "Mega Man Gets a Portal Gun"
2:40 "MegaMan Needs To Go"
3:11 "Chill Penguin Is Chill"
4:50 "Mega Man Meets The Wire"
5:56 "MegaMan Tutor"
6:25 "Breaking Mega"
7:30 "Mega Man X Charged Too Much"
8:50 "If Dr. Wily Had An Assistant"
I didn’t know Mega Man from Super Smash Bros had his own game.
Either you want me to fall into a r/whoosh trick, or you have been living under a ROCK man.
@@xenobestx8423 he could be serious. I myself 20 years old don't know anyone famous or any TV actors or famous movie actors. I'm not really a mainstream guy tbh.
Xeno Best X I see what you did there
Wow you are stupid
@@takubaku7666 i-i-i dont w-want to
NO PLEASE NO
NOOOOOOOO
r/wooosh
5:32 was from The Wire 😂😂💪🏿
I now have a hook in my room. Really does just bring the room together.
10:08: Gun man
I love Chill Penguin's attitude.
5:59: Information
8:53
Technically Dr. Willy didn’t build the Robot Masters
He built some, like the ones in mm2, but a lot of them he kidnapped
So happy I'm not the only one who got those references from The Wire. It's been far too long since I finished that show and all of those scenes came back to me.
2:37 did megaman break his own arm?!
I still think they missed out on a major opportunity for a running gag by not having the occasional video ended with that giant charged shot.
Man..... I love that hook
0:01: Title Theme
"he talked to me like a machine"
well technically all the robot masters were designed to work on the city and rebelled when they were destined for scrap, Dr Wily didn't actually build them
4:20 Gawd i hate when that happens when people try to hippie-you out and distract you with their mumbo jumbo.
5:40....I don't...i dont get it...
From 7:34-8:50 my absolute F***ing favorite!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“Holy sh*t! You need to fire that thing right now!” With a little voice crack genius! Proceeds to laugh at him-💀
Replayed it several times now.
Wait how did Kevin kill mega man with a gun when mega man is a robot?
I don't think that was a bullet that came out of the gun.
wait why did mega man bleed and get a black eye?
Weeel... Rockman isnt entirely a robot... as far as i remember he was a child that was turned into one... but still keeping the human parts. X on the other hand is a reploid and that is an actual robot
Manuel Yausaz No... Mega Man is pure robot
@@robman1493 It was a spike.
Wow, Mega Man got his own portal gun. Now we just need a cross over where he teams up with that mute, murderous monster Chell against Wiley and Glados. That is if Glados can keep herself from killing Wiley with sentry turrets and nerve gas. And who knows, maybe they will get rewarded with cake at the end.
You know, why has Dorkly only made 1 Kirby video, and said video is around 10 seconds long?
Idk, but they should make more😀
Because Kirby sucks?
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😅
@@popburnsy3207 :' (
but good pun
They've not made any MOTHER videos, either.
Actually, Bubbleman's bubbles are composed entirely of sulfuric acid....
That still doesn't explain why Metalman's saw blades hurt Bubbleman twice as much
@@camwyn256 I dunno, why do tiny spikes instantly kill MegaMan?
@@cpyairsuss5728 Spikes contain an electrical charge that cause Mega Man to split up into his flashy death circles if he comes in the slightest contact with them.
0:54 I will laugh at mega man cause I'ma maverick
I would totally want to chill with Chill Penguin
"Mi casa is su casa, mi azulo hombre"
Hoodie Cobra And Bong Raccoon lol..
Lesson of the vid. Regular gun always wins
The chill penguin is chill skit is the best one
"Man i love that hook, so chill..."
9:03 Kevin: "It's about your robots. *(slaps Wily brutally)* THEY F*CKING SUCK ASS!!!!!"
9:07 Dr. Wily: "OOOOOW!!!!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"For a good time call Gemini man"
555-CH86
10:30: Game Over